Bee movie “ya like jazz” but it’s Alastor
I’m sleep deprived and losing my marbles can you tell?
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as my last dying wish can you draw paleo/primal . plspls
kisses u on the forehead. you can rest now anon
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To bounce back on the anon wanting to run their hand through Luigi's hair : what about Bowser ? Is his fluffy mane also off limits ? (And would Luigi get jealous too XD?)
The question is: which is scarier, Bowser's loud rage or Luigi's silent rage?
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You know what? *Steals sun* he is mine now, BYE!
The Moon is rapidly approaching your location
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If I ask nicely and buy them dinner first, can I put my face in the red lords boobs?
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REBLOGS >>> LIKES
J:\\ JAHAHAHA!
J:\\ I'M NOT WHAT YOU WANT
J:\\ BUT I'M EXACTLY WHAT YOU NEED
J:\\ TAKE A BITE AND FEED
J:\\ YOUR SATISFACTION GUARANTEED
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ok so apparently he never *said* it was her but..........,,, while its still alleged and he never mentioned her its kinda worth waiting for her response but shes in the hospital so
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something tells me anon did not survive that encounter from poppy-
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I googled bull dick for…a tool Gale calls by a nickname😂😭
I didn’t ask you to do that.
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Is Malice ok?
...Malice?
oh-
RUN-
....It seems interacting with the Aspect of the Present is not recommended right now...
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I JUST GOT HERE DID I MISS NINETALES (they are objectively the best one)
all jokes aside this blog is hilarious i love it
Yeah homie sorry
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Can I keep Kitty for myself, how much do you want for her?
"..... You seem to think her worth is in pennies and dimes~" The rodent loomed over the top of the faceless, gritting his teeth and flexing his fingers in and out of fists. "She is worth more than that and if you THINK I would give her away to someone so idiotic as to SUGGEST it in front of myself, you are gravely mistaken!-"
@heedingcalls
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*Bites Crimson back even harder*
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Bad father 🗿 crippled body 🗿stinky corpse 🗿 rotten empire 🗿 worshiped as a god 🗿 whiny 🗿 betrayed by sons
Just as the stranger turns from the gilded idol they were mocking, they hear a voice like crashing thunder bellow directly into their soul.
+D E A D M A N+
And as quickly as the words echo into the Stranger's thoughts, they feel a fierce pain in the confines of their skull that grows worse with each passing second. An ember becomes an inferno as all thoughts are smothered by agony. Blood begins to weep from the strangers nose, then chunks of pink.
The stranger thinks no more.
All capability to do so has dribbled out of their nostrils.
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The simps are going to gang up on Odious and drown them in kisses
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YOU LOSE.
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