Feeling sick from laughing so hard is the most precious ailment

in the mood to tie up a man, put a gag in his mouth and use his cock as a dildo for my own pleasure as he whines and moans like a desperate slut. slapping him across his face to hear him whine more. making him cum over and over again in me until he's all hot and sweaty and his eyes roll back.

It is the year 2052. The Republicans have won the Superbowl and toothpaste model Allan Steel is the new President of the Reunited States of America. Already the tithes from each state are lining up to be shot. "Our team won!" says Maybelle Weller, waving her red flag proudly while they tie the blindfold around her head. "What the fuck is happening?" shouts Reginald Booker, who has to be forcibly marched to the wall. "We used to have elections! I've never even heard of this Steele - and why are we just letting them shoot us? If we all stand together there are way more of us than there are-" At this point he was cut off by the firing squad and unavailable for further comment.

I like Snover

Just Getting Started vs. Right About Now

"Mmmmm.. something sweet sounds nice right about now. I could go for a big bed full of you.."

Some cuddles sound delicious until you and 'icecream' hahaha - eUë

I think we should do something that make us MOAN....

You mean bang our heads in the wall?

hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month

Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with

I think we should have a turn of phrase for "I'm not in the right, but I AM annoyed with this situation, so I just need to go bitch to a friend about this before I suck it up and go do the right thing" because more and more I'm finding this is a critical element of functional adulthood.

I’ve been in such a funk since the concert. I’m not even sure I enjoyed myself that much. maybe I did. I don’t know

i HAVE to rewatch eeaao. can’t e believe i didn’t think of this sooner

not that we didn't already Know belos was full of shit, but it's even funnier knowing the titan was still alive the whole time and probably judging him

That cursed cat Alastor thing going around is too good, it has me posting messy meme pseudoWIPs like I’m not a chronic perfectionist

Anyway, I’m desperate to know if cursed cat Alastor still owns Husk’s soul and if so, how he holds his cane? A close second was gonna be the microphone dangling from around his neck like a cowbell, but readable silhouettes won out

as my own direct immediate list of game grievances i hate that stardew valley expects you to side against a wheelchair user who is upset that he was moved without his consent. i hate that the mass effect trilogy gives you visible scarring as a direct result of choosing mean dialogue and heals it if you're nice. i hate that the vampire the masquerade ttrpg has a monstrous player class that can appear as horrible vampiric monsters or as visibly disabled people and both of these appearances are mechanically the same. i hate that dark souls games have a difficulty level implemented in a way that cannot be adjusted for disability. i hate that i can play as a mermaid or a werewolf or a horse in the sims games but can't use a wheelchair. i hate that the ace attorney games have so much flashing and not all of the games can disable it. i hate that disability is constantly something that happens to teach a lesson, i hate that disability is something that happens as a punishment, i hate that disability is either compensated perfectly with no drawbacks or something that is endlessly sought to be cured. i hate that no character customization will ever include the mobility aids i use, that the player avatars that represent me will never look like me. i am so goddamn annoyed and so goddamn tired.