The Re-Stoned - Forgive Me, My Lizard

Can you put him in Kirby's Return to Dreamland?

Melanora Nightshade: Acid Bath Mistress of the Blooded Moon and brilliant perpetrator of a heist to escape her cage and secure her own dinner when I set a tub of mice in the room to rest while I cleaned up in the rodent room. Of course, eating outside of one's safe and familiar enclosure is weird... so she actually refused to eat. Seemed like a good idea at the time?

She was pissy about being picked up, but once I had her in hand she remembered that we're buds. She's still wearing her high-fashion cobweb beard in this photo.

(4-16-24)

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Another Beast for Boba Fett to either Ride and becomes One of his Many Pets or just Choke 'em to Death "Leia Style" like with the Reptillian "Four Arms"

No April Fools here. Only fine dining with Myers (skin snack)

Mine and my girlfriend's special interests are so funny to me bc I'm just like "hi I'm autistic and my special interest is dinosaurs uwu" and then you ask what her special interests are and it's like

The wreck of the Titanic

The Russian Revolution

The assassination of JFK

Unsolved murder cases from the 1800s

Stage magic

new mk trailer drop and...

Where's Onaga

I MISS HAVING LIZARDS

i swear i don’t have all bad things to say about this game there were some stuff i liked

i was standing outside my house for 30 minutes because there was a fucking lizard on the door handle

had to call my neighbour for help 😭

i love lizards i would've helped u no worries fdfkjsdfd

Gyroptichus, a lobe-finned fish. Although there are only a few lobe-finned fish left in the water these days, us land vertebrates evolved from this group of fish.

IN OTHER NEWS I am now up to like. 275 mods on stardew valley and my game is only a little tiny bit broken from it. Gonna fix some of them tomorrow to see if I can get everything to work smooth but tbh I'm just impressed my computer is booting the game up period let alone letting me do stuff with a normal framerate

There's no way Boba Fett can ride those Beasts even if he Tames one of them

Imagine Zhongli in his dragon form feeling a little playful when it comes to his human partner.

You'd be taking a dip in the river on a warm and peaceful day while your draconic husband keeps watch, and this damn glorified reptile thinks it would be funny to snatch your clothes from the riverbank and keep them in his mouth to watch you flail and whine and beg for them back. And this dragon is patient, so it would take a while until he decides to quit teasing you and return your modesty.

You'd find him lounging around in the garden, all coiled up, and ask him if he'd like some snacks. He'd eye you with that draconian gaze, eyes gleaming like stars, and utter a reverberating chuckle. Then he'd say, "Ah, how generous of you to offer yourself up for me," and proceed to chase you around the garden at a slow and gentle pace, his maw open and waiting to clamp around you. (Don't worry, he takes care never to actually hurt you.)

If you're trying to escape during one of his shenanigans while in his dragon form, you generally go into the house so his lofty self cannot pursue you. Alas, your home has way too many windows - so he simply presses his face against whichever window you're closest to and watches you expectantly. Then you'd run over to a different section of the house, after which he'd simply look for you through the other windows again until he finds you and resumes staring at his beloved. Rinse and repeat. (His tail wiggles whenever you come into sight.)

Speaking of his tail, Zhongli thinks it's funny to just...pick you up with it whenever he pleases. You'd be reading, minding your own business, and then your husband's tail would wrap around you and lift you into the air. He'd nuzzle you affectionately, perhaps give you a loving lick or two, and then set you back down and amble away like nothing happened.