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venuslove-28 · 15 days
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[you have one new voicemail]
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mr-laveau · 9 months
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WTFWAD?
What The Fuck Would Aaron Do?
Feeling ready to send that very annoying coworker of yours to the shadow dimension? About to throw a chair out of a window in frustration? Ready to cuss your boss for being an utter dumbass whom you cannot even fathom managed to get to the position he did?
Use this phrase and remember, even if your corporate husband isn't real, he definitely thinks pouring hot coffee on your bitch of a manager is a bad idea
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crysoon · 1 year
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i despise the fact that aaron’s most used app is safari hes either an avid porn watcher or searches shit like “tomato soup recipes” or “my back is soring am i dying”
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tankwiththeangst · 1 month
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Older by Isabel LaRosa but it’s Aaron and Smartass coded
I’m not explaining this…
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bratty-telepath · 1 year
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I'm willing to stop and consider that Carter/Casanova speaks Hindi and will curse in front of his students because they don't know what he's saying and those who do, keep quiet. As such, Carter's made it a a habit to just do so out in public. Hell, he's done it around Aaron and Aaron doesn't even know what he's saying.
But along comes Lasko who hears him say the most disrespectful shit to someone's face before Carter realizes as he looks at Lasko only to realize that his air elemental bf KNOWS
Queue Carter using this newfound knowledge to say the dirtiest shit to Lasko in public when he's pretty sure no one else can understand. Aaron's learned to tell based in reactions what's going on.
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juliforu · 1 year
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Patreon Sneak Peak Spoilers !!
ELLIOT AND AARON VIDEO PLUS BLAKE AND SUNSHINE??? OH IM DYING
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6-atlas-6 · 9 months
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Redacted tweets again except they're 10x more unhinged🩷
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Most of these were either from or inspired by those bsd tweets on tiktok Ifykyk (yes ik it's not mothers day shhh)
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redactedasset · 3 months
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༺ suggestive redacted headcanons ༻
please scroll if you’re uncomfortable. everything mentioned is fully consensual, like all interactions must be !
⭑ gavin is the type of man to press wet kisses on your shoulders, as you two stand in front of a mirror, feeling the other's body, shuddering at the touch of your lover's fingertips.
⭑ vincent kisses your neck passionately, you could feel the tip of his fangs on your skin. he'll bite you and feed (only if you ask for it ; pre-turning).
⭑ sam lets you sit on his lap, facing him as you grind yourself against him, hitched breaths and whimpering into each other's mouth as you grip tightly on his flannel, his hands guiding your hips.
⭑ milo devours you like an all you can eat buffet, absolutely hungry for you but never forgetting to praise your body (kinda canon but oh well)
⭑ aaron grips on your hair, tugging your head back sometimes just to mess with you, knowing how you seem irritated but secretly enjoy it (what he does while doing this is completely up to your imagination bleeeehhhh)
⭑ huxley gets aggressive when he's in the mood but immediately apologizes cause he's afraid his size and strength might hurt you "oh sorry! was that too harsh?"
⭑ asher giggles when his ticklish spots get touched, along with some heavy breathing. he likes a little lightheartedness during intimacy.
⭑ avior likes a heated make out session with clothes on, increasing both of your neediness to just rip them off.
i hope these are good >.< been stuck in my head for too long yall <3
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bubblergoespop · 30 days
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My Top Aaron Quotes
men who are just constantly tired of everything>>>>>
“Well buckle up, wiz kid.”
“So yeah, I am gonna miss you. I’m really gonna miss you.”
“Sue me. Except don’t. My brain is already fried from the financials, I don’t need to throw legalese on top of that.”
“Fuck it. There’s nothing in here I can’t replace. I want you."
“Oliver”
“I didn’t say I wanted to spend the day with you, I asked if you wanted to spend the day with me. I asked first.”
"Ell"
“Hey, stop it. Because you know how much I like you running your fingers through my hair. Makes my brain go all fuzzy.”
“I appreciate it. And you.”
“Oh, it’s not playing dirty. It’s just me making you feel good.”
“I didn’t realise I was apparently dating an anthropomorphic backpack.”
“H-hey—stop it. You—no, your kisses are just… it tickled. Shut up. So what if my sides are ticklish, it’s not like that’s weird, you shit.”
“Oh, and now you can’t even find the strength to lift your head out of my lap, hmm? You poor thing. Who knew that being lazy could be so exhausting?”
“I love you very much. Now get off me.”
“You talked a big talk back then. But it turns out you’re just a cuddle-hungry softy after all, huh? Yes you are. At least when you’re still sleepy, anyway.”
“I also know you’re probably the kind to fly off half-cocked and make me chase you down with the SPF 50 like a madman. If for no other reason than to infuriate me.”
“Come here. Come closer. Because I said so.”
“I love you. And I love rain. And I love being with the person I love while it rains. Isn’t that a fun little combo?”
“You are very cute looking up at me like that.”
“Or is the thought of a few more minutes in my arms that much of an imposition? Asshole. Mmm. I love you too.”
“I can’t even try to say a nice thing without you having to get some snark into it, can I? No, I wouldn’t have it any other way. You brat. I love you just as you are.”
“You make me better. And that’s no small order when you’re talking about me, given the high level I already started at.”
“A man’s gotta eat. And you’ve always been my favorite thing on the menu.”
“Oh yes, you’re so put upon. Your evil boyfriend only makes you a whole breakfast spread, he won’t then also let you sleep in even later than you already have.”
“Eli”
“Yes, in a shocking twist, I do find your absence unpleasant. Perish the thought, right?”
“Time spent with the people I care about is important to me. It doesn’t have to be time doing anything special, it doesn’t have to be conversations about our future or some greater purpose or any of that shit, I just want to be with the person that I’m with.”
“Sure, there are plenty of ways to sleep on a couch just fine. It’s your hybrid approach that lands somewhere between gymnast and pretzel that tends to get you in trouble.”
“You’re okay. It’s gonna be okay.”
“If it feels like it's coming on again, come tell us, okay?”
“I only met them a handful of times. They're sweet. They laugh a lot. They spent most of the time giving Elliott shit, it was funny. Not in like a mean way, like the way you do when you love somebody that much. They were a good balance for one another.”
“God I sound old. And I feel old. And I’m not, but it feels like it. A grumpy old man. Might as well start yelling at kids to not play so loud in the neighborhood, really complete the image.”
“Stop calling me an old man, only I’m allowed to call me old. Don’t be mean. I’m in a vulnerable state. I need baseless praise.”
“Yes. Holding you feels very productive.”
“Yeah. Let me just rub it on that pretty face for a little bit…”
“ It’d be fine. Almost as fine as you. I’m tired, I’m allowed to be stupid.”
“El, I have never hated you. You’re my little brother, I love you.”
“No the windows are mirrored glass. You should know that, you worked here.”
“Whose is it? Louder”
“Thank you baby. Yeah, thank you for trusting me like you do. […] All I wanna do is prove myself worthy of that trust.”
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dahliasunset26 · 7 days
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Me simping so hard on redacted men is concerning to feminism
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Ass or tits
Redacted and yuurivoice
A/n: made this in first period 💀
Ass
Gavin, Huxley, Asher, Milo, Sam, Charlie, alphonse, Lucien, Seth, Damien, Guy, Aaron, Elliot, Ivan
Tits
David, Vincent, Lasko, Auron, Finn, Faust, Geordi, Avior, Ollie
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mr-laveau · 1 year
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*snaps* Hey, hey, hey! Eyes on your work, don't want Aaron to catch you slipping up...or do you👀?
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crysoon · 1 year
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y’all don’t realize how scammable aaron is
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sheawritesstuff · 2 months
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Redacted Things I Think About Often
✩ I know Caelum is probably about the size of a short adult person, but I like imagining him tiny enough to carry around in one of those cat dome backpacks so he can go on adventures with Freelancer and Gavin without them worrying about him causing trouble
✩ What if the yandere caller is a stealth and that’s how he got in the house with all the doors still locked??
✩ Huxley during bulking season and Damien’s reaction to said bulk
✩If Asher and David weren’t getting married at the same time, Ash would absolutely come out in a wedding dress to prank David before his and Angel’s wedding
✩ Darlin and Smartass calling their partners “Old Man[affectionate]”
✩ Hush said he’s been reading about humans. Is he just popping into the public library and doing his research there? Is he going online? Does he even know how to use a computer??
✩ Guy staying up late after he gets off work to get some writing done
✩ Several characters have mentioned “Jesus Christ” -more in an expletive way, but it’s still his name- so Christianity is a canon part of the universe. Do you think there’s a version of the bible that explains how empowered people got their powers? Is Jesus a vampire?? Or a shade?? Or a secret third thing??
✩ Brian - he deserved better
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empydoc · 3 months
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have some random headcanons if you please
i feel like asher’s the obvious type to smile whilst kissing his partner but i also entertain the idea that david does it too, especially if he’s had a shit day prior
avior has sharp teeth ,,
when walking beside sunshine, elliott holds out his hand with his palm facing them for them to hold. (sunshine finds it funny that he doesn’t verbally ask, but instead asks thru this gesture)
blake did his nails black like last month and they’re all chipped and shitty now but he doesn’t really care
gavin wears gold
touch starved? anton, obviously. less obviously, james (is all over his partner when he gets home /nsx)
lasko owns one of those huge fucking american ass water bottles that holds SO much fucking water.
when at work, guy actively seeks things that remind him of his partner (and it’ll be the weirdest shit, too)
vincent owns/owned one of those ‘kiss the cook’ aprons (lovely does/did always take him up on such a thing)
big hands aaron . aaron w big hands. hands ? aaron
i like to think hush sits on chairs like L (from death note) does … accurate? no. funny? yes.
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lovestruck-butterfly · 8 months
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audios i need
Angel getting hurt and David freaking out and fussing over them
Possesive and jealous Asher when they go out to eat and when Ash steps away someone flirts with Baaabe
Lovely brings in a stray cat and when Vincent comes home he finds them on the floor playing (the cats name is Fang)
Gavin and FL move into a bigger place together and they have Caelum over to show him around.
I need more Aaron fluff content. And not a sleep aid just pure wholesome content where they are doing something together over the weekend.
ANYTHING WITH AGGRO
just a few that have been going through my head lately. Love the sleep aids but missing the storytelling content a bit.
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