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Blake's the type of guy to go to a foreign country and instead of learning the language he'll speak really slowly and make hand gestures
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Sam after leaving his house and joining the Shaw pack security team.
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Darlin Headcanon
Besides gender, Darlin is one of those mesmerizing beauties that are even intimidating, and Porter reaction was proof of this, men like him are handsome and they know they are so when they see someone that they actually think is hot beside them it's pretty notorious.
Quinn are the type of people that can convince a really beautiful person that they aren't.
And more of Sam's praises are about how beautiful he thinks Darlin is.
There's a widely spread headcanon that many pack members had a crush on darlin when younger, and that angel think that darlin is hot.
Darlin is etereal beauty personified.
#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted shitpost#redacted sam#redacted darlin#redacted headcanons#sam collins#redacted david#redacted angel#redacted porter#redacted quinn#redacted shaw pack#david shaw
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Angel: I like david. Thoughts?
Their friends: And prayers, girl what
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AH SHIT
Your a teenager in the Shaw Pact and got caught skipping schooool!!! What do you do?
David: you both make contact while walking down he street, he's walking on the other side. Best option is so acknowledge him, bc he's your alpha, then, SCATTER. RUN AS FAST AS POSSIBLE. LOSE HIM. DONT LET HIM GET YOU. STAY STRONG. If he catches you, he will call your parents, and get you punished. If angel is with him, they will convince him to wait till later and bring you shopping. IF YOU LOSE HIM, be scared. Fear the next meet. He's mad. And your his target.
Asher: your both at the 7-11 down the street from your school, going to grab the same item. Will infact joke about telling your parents. Will buy your items. Will let you go but will embarrass the shit out of you.
Milo: slowly a car slowly down next ro you, you are ready to beat a bitch, the window rolls down and it's MILO!!!! HIS SPOUSE IS THE MAGIC POLICE. They ain't telling no one. Will take a photo as blackmail.
Tank: helped you sneak out of school, will cover for you, will tell Sam.
Marie: you make eye contact for 20 seconds then she look away like she ain't she SHIT
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“I wouldn’t marry me either”
Damien, Darlin, David, Honey, Coworker, Gavin.
“i’d marry you with paper rings”
Huxley, Sam, Angel, guy, Lasko, freelancer 
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#i will never neglect u guys xoxo#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#redactedasmr#redacted memes#redacted shitpost#redacted asher#redacted david#redacted milo#redacted sam#asher talbot#david shaw#milo greet#sam collins
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Baabe: how did you guys meet your boys??
Angel: OOH! OOH! ME FIRST! He was stalking me!
David from the kitchen: I was not stalking you, you were stalking me!
Angel: he was stalking me. Can you believe it?? Imagine this absolute giant, sexy, hunk of a man following you around!
David: istg
Angel: I feared for my life!
David: >:[
Sweetheart: stalking? I'll do you one better, I broke into his place!
Lovely: oooh, see, Vincent broke into my place.
Baabe: hUH?
Lovely: relax! It was after he was following me.
Darlin': I win.
Sweetheart: how can you manage to one-up me? I broke into his apartment— twice!
Baabe: you broke into- TWICE!??
Darlin': yeah, I still think I win.
Angel: omg how??
Darlin': i broke in and trespassed on solaire territory
Sweetheart: *sigh of defeat* shit.
David: YOU DID WHAT??
Lovely: oh no way, me too!
Sam: twice.
Lovely: oh yeah! I did it twice!
David: TWICE?
Sweetheart: jesus christ, I think I'm realizing I may be surrounded by maniacs.
Darlin': *impressed hum as they raise their can to them*
Lovely: the second time around I was stalked and then tranced and then after I went home he was already in my house and then I was kidnapped! :D
Darlin': hol- *chokes and dies on red bull*
Sweetheart: who's the winner now, assmunch
Angel: still not you..?
Sweetheart: false. Every time someone other than Tank wins, I win.
Angel: damn it is cutthroat out here.
Baabe: I don't know if I want to play this game with you guys anymore...
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lol what if porter and vincent were just bitter exes
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carlum
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Babe definitely calls Asher puppy and y'know Milo lost his shit the first time he heard it
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Plot twist: It wasn't actually William who told Porter to kill the Bennets, it was a Bright Eyes and Fred in a trench coat doing a french accent. Neither of them are sure how they got away with it, and both are scared of what will happen when William comes back.
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This is so Milo coded
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If Darlin's type are sassy dudes with an accent, did they had a crush on milo during their teenage years? because that make perfect sense to me.
I saw a post a while ago that have been rent free in my mind since I saw it, it said that the shaw pack had a love square, David liked Darlin, Asher liked David, Milo liked Asher and Darlin liked Milo, I cannot see Milo liking Asher but the other three could be canon.
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Anytime i hear anybody talking about geordi i fall to my knees and cry out in anguish like a medieval woman who just lost her husband to the plague
#plague probably wasnt in the middle ages#actually idk#my country prolly wasnt even discovered#when the plague was around#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted verse#redacted geordi#redacted shitpost#redacted memes
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Save a horse ride Samuel Collins
#evan got some thinks#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#redactedasmr#redacted sam collins#sam redacted#redacted sam#redacted vampires#redacted shitpost
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