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gemwolfz · 8 months

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i think the best genre of image is "creatures trapped in starbucks cups with receipts reading [cup of water (no water, no ice, creature)]"

#bugs #the stupid wasp cup isnt really an example of the same thing but it's also a good image #starbucks employees are you like. required to print a receipt for every single cup you use #are your managers hovering over your receipts and remaining cups and going 'somebody got a free cup! someone should be fired for this'#because that sounds realistic under capitalism

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messylustt · 9 months

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the hottest thing a man can do is tilt his head and say ‘yeah?’ —like no need to be a slut, calm down.

#i cant—#like fuck #i’m sorry #. ( hollycore )#. ( receipts )

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thankstothe · 4 months

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this show rewires you fundamentally in 60 seconds and then just goes on to have more seasons. audacity

#house md #gregory house #james wilson #hilson #screencap #s03e02 “cane and able”#imagine bringing the receipts to the ceo of bodylanguage #“does sound like you though”#“worried your wings would melt”#“god doesnt limp”#are you kidding me? this is rapid fire and im already dead #havent stopped thinking about this #I do like that Wilson is wrong about House's ego here #he tries but he doesn't really get house #idk being worried and so wrong then doing stupid shit with all that is just very human #house isnt even mad and goes along with it #long post #longpost

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probablybadrpgideas · 8 months

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Real Reasons Dragons Hoard Gold

Tax evasion scheme

There are no other options

The king's entire army is unable to stop this dragon from taking all the gold

And then the taxman comes along

"Oh no, I would tell you my assets, but they're all in the lair of a dragon. Guess you'll have to mark me as having no money and deserving of a significant tax cut!"

Then the taxman leaves, and what happens?

The King finds a bunch of adventurers and tells them to fight the dragon

And suddenly the dragon- who need i remind is superintelligent, an archmage, strong enough to tear a giant in half and took down an entire nation's military not last month?

"Oh no! I cannot defeat five traumatized weirdos! I am slain! I guess you'd better take all this gold back to the king"

And all is well until next tax season when Oh No! The dragon has "somehow" revived and has taken all the gold again!

Someone needs to expose this, guys. This is why we still have medieval tech after 3000 years- all the funding's vanishing into unlisted dragon accounts.

#“The dragon's fiery breath burnt all receipts of all transactions in the kingdom you say?”#“Truly its evil knows no bounds”#Politics #D&D #fantasy

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billiewena · 2 years

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#PLEASE THE RECEIPTS WITH THE TWEET HE MADE ABOUT SLAVERY... LITERALLY #queen of england #queen elizabeth #🦀#i need a text post tag #tw omegaverse #tw pregnancy mention #edit: tired of this post fr this is a castiel post now

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valyrfia · 1 month

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max is so obsessed with the inchident because it’s his ONE piece of solid evidence that charles is a grade A track terror who gets away with things via a pretty smile and good PR leaving the victim (usually max) to shoulder the blame

#max: IM NOT CRAZY IM NOT CRAZY I HAVE RECEIPTS!#it’s the one weapon in his arsenal vs. the charles leclerc propaganda machine #lestappen #charles leclerc #max verstappen #formula 1

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peasantexchangeprogram · 2 years

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idk i think learning basic dogwhistles is more effective than any callout bc 99% of the time ppl dont even try to hide it and imao you should not need people to point out to you that a user named smth like wombynation is a radical transmisogynist or that valhalla8148 is a nazi like

#do you need 'receipts' or can you just search the word trans on that persons blog?#the dogwhistles are there on PURPOSE they RELY on ppl picking up on it.#mine*

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flyin-shark · 11 months

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I don’t make the rules I just break them :3

#196 #r196 #ruleposting #no we don’t have more sexualities in the back #if it’s not on the shelf we don’t have it #no refunds on genders without a receipt #r/196 #rule #shark posting

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tsaricides · 11 days

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please match my donations from today (any that you can). i was asked to share the following fundraisers by their organisers and they're all vetted by @el-shab-hussein:

€5 to help omar evacuate from genocide. only €2,881 raised of €20,000 goal so far. you can find omar on tumblr: @omarsobhi

€5 to sahar and her family to help her escape gaza's devastation. sahar and mohammed have a 4yo daughter, tamal. their fundraiser is only at €8,162 raised of €30,000 goal. you can find sahar here: @sahareltibi1.

€5 to support ruba's family urgent evacuation. €11,065 raised of €50,000 goal. ruba's also on tumblr, please reblog her posts: @rubashaban.

my receipts:

if you can't donate, reblog.

match also my donations from yesterday. don't forget about fatma, renad and doctor moath abu samra.

#palestine #sorry for the weird receipt for ruba's donation -- the page froze and i had to refresh so i didn't get the regular screen after.#donation match

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kxdazusea · 1 year

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clowningaroundmars · 28 days

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aaaaand done!

hobieposes 4 u <3

some ppl seemed to like the sketch i posted and then deleted so here u go ↓

#mine #spiderverse #hobie brown #spider punk #yippee i finished!#idk if it lives up to expectations exactly but meh fuck it #also i wanted to finish this by may day but. welp #better late than never i guess? 😅#also if u recognize some poses yes. i did swipe some from miles and miles42's concept art as well #and the symbols used are anarchist symbols: chaos symbol. iww symbol. antifascist symbol.#ye!! ♡#i had fun doodling these but then ofc inking and coloring had to be STRESSFUL af bc duh 🙄#dont work with oil paint pens if you know whats good for you #but im glad i finally found a good use for my patterned card stock and 1 million receipts i had lyin around #thank u hobie brown 🫶#hobie helps me clear the clutter of paper i have stacked on my desk lmfao

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fairuzfan · 4 months

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PROOF OF PURCHASE

Hello everyone! Hussam managed to buy around 200 toys after speaking to the children, and he's already distributed them. He said he will be sending another video about this tomorrow.

Thank you so much for everyone's donations and spreading the word. These toys will help put at least a small smile on children's faces as they experience these incredibly hard times.

Note: I used to have a blog called "helpgazachildren" but the gmail and tumblr were terminated. The gmail was reinstated but the tumblr says the account has been terminated.... I have appealed the tumblr but until then, I'll be posting on my (@/fairuzfan) personal.

Please consider donating today! Your donations go directly to helping families in need with NO middle man in between. We encourage you spread the link even outside of tumblr if you can!

#receipts #helpgazachildren #palestine #gaza #help gaza

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mandyfem · 22 days

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The kids are going to have fun it seems.

#radical feminism #gender critical #terfblr #radblr #trans madness #radical feminist safe #gender ideology #trans receipts #how mature lol #silencing women is their hobby

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befstronganof596293658 · 2 months

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Yenni Thuniga (transl. Count and dare) is a 2022 Indian Tamil-language action crime film written and directed by S.K.Vettri Selvan and Produced by Suresh Subramanian. The film was under Production House Rain Of Arrows. Entertainment.[1] The film was distributed by Krikes Cine Creations.[2] The film features Jai and Athulya Ravi in the lead roles while Vamsi Krishna was cast in as the main antagonist and Sunil Reddy also appears in a negative role as a politician. The film's music is composed by Sam CS with cinematography handled by J. B. Dinesh Kumar and editing done by V. J. Sabu Joseph. The film was released theatrically on 4 August 2022.[3]

Plot

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After a heist job by Madhan and gang to rob a precious cargo became a mess, he is under pressure to deliver the loot to the overlords. Things begin to get complicated when Kathir appears and disrupts Madhan’s plan and reveals what happened that day.

Cast

Jai as Kathir

Athulya Ravi as Narmada

Anjali Nair as a victim's wife

Vamsi Krishna as Madhan

Vidya Pradeep as Teja

Marimuthu as Kathir's father

Sunil Reddy as 'Needhi' Manikkam

Kuraishi as Saravanan

Munnar Ramesh

Abhishek Shankar as Doctor

Suresh Subramanian as Sam

Kimberly Ziler as Naomi

Maurice Johnson as Joe

Jayce Venditti as Gabe

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sneckoil · 3 months

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here's my winged lion humansona (dr. james wilson)

#i wouldnt know how big the overlap between dunmeshi and house md fans is #but if you are picking up what i am putting down #please acknowledge receipt. thank you #house md #james wilson #shioart

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