hobie genuinely making miles snort-laugh with such a stupid lame joke but miles just cant help it!
its like miles' lame "am i late or are you all just early?" joke that gwen giggled at in itsv. every spiderperson is super lame and corny
for example, hobie taking miles to his boat for the first time
miles: you live on a BOAT??! how?!! :O
hobie: i mean i gotta, dont i? i'm an anarchist. all i ever do is… "pirate" ;)
miles:
hobie:
miles:
hobie:
miles, turning around suddenly: snrrkk kmfmfff-
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you WILL be transition goals for me a couple hundred pounds from now <3
A couple hundred, huh? 🥵
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Outtake from my recent BUST Magazine Cover Shoot with Margo Price | Dec 2023
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Belos: I’m going to raise Luz as my daughter and ensure that she remains pure and loyal to me.
Also Belos: I’m going to let the 7-years-old clone of my brother take care of her I’m sure he’ll be able to do that.
you joke but thats LITERALLY his entire thought process at first. he's so isolated and arrogant that he couldnt possibly comprehend the idea that luz wouldnt see him as her father despite the fact he literally told hunter he was going to be her older brother and never once encouraged hunter to see him as anything but an uncle.
i attribute this to the fact that philip is an orphan who only ever knew his blood brother as his only caretaker, so he sorta took having a brother for granted and didn't realize that was something you could want rather than something that just Is.
(also caleb was the only person philip ever truly knew + loved and even well into his 300s he never once picked up a child psychology book and realized that Perhaps His Worldview Was Skewed Because Of That.)
he literally like. could not comprehend the idea that you could even choose your own family outside of like. being adopted by someone. thats the other thing with him being so annoyingly christian in this AU, he was taught that your blood family (esp yr parents) is always the most important thing in your life & you should always be grateful to them no matter what.
(this is another factor into why he keeps making grimwalkers. in his own twisted viewpoint, it's him giving caleb another chance. and another. and another-- at least in this specific characterization of him.)
philip thought that him adopting luz would mean she would immediately be eternally grateful to him and call him father and the whole nine yards. but he forget to actually express that expectation until it was too late (aka until he heard her call him uncle for the first time)
honestly, hes not MAD about it. he's just sorta :( about it bcus hes not actually insane and can still logically think like "she did say she had just lost her real father to an illness its perfectly reasonable for her to not want to replace him" (he doesnt think it outloud but he also enjoys living thru her vicariously
but also later on as she gets older it gets to a point where he's like "ok its been years now why isnt she trying to replace him yet" bcus he thinks its a normal + healthy part of the grieving process to replace the person you lost (figuratively or, in his case, Literally)
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Pentax 67 / Kodak TMax 400 +1
Instagram: @lancekeef
Photo by: Lance Keeth
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shot on Kentmere 400 pushed 1 stop in a Pentax Program A
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I reached EVP 420 this big run, which is around my skill ceiling. I feel most comfortable around 200, above that it becomes hard to focus on collecting eggs on top of just basic survival
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