#purple anon
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I’m sure one of us does, Fin. But even so, what are you doing in the clock tower, hmm?
You’re sure acting like you’re not supposed to be there.
-purple anon
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I have a problem Cas… I think im in love.
Okay so, there’s this girl. We’ve been best friends like 5 years. I mean i’ve always- okay I don’t know how to explain this.
I’m basically a fan-fiction come to fucking life.
So i’m Demisexual, and last year I decided to come out to my family. I don’t know if other Demi ppl have preferences of gender, but I don’t. Honestly labels confuse me. I’m not sure if technically i’m Biromantic and Demisexual but hey, the point is- and what I explained to my family- that i’d be open to dating anyone.
Basically i was telling them I wasn’t straight. (Obviously Demisexual is also about sexual activities and people and stuff but I wasn’t gonna try and explain to my parents that I don’t really get attracted to random ppl- cause they don’t get it- and I didn’t want to accidentally start talking abt sex).
So anyway, they were not happy. Have you watched Brooklyn Nine-Nine? There’s this clip where the character Rosa comes out as Bi and her parents are like “That’s okay, since you can still date a man and marry a man and be normal” and they were like that for me (i’m a girl in case that wasn’t obvious- so they wanted me to date a man).
And I didn’t really care to be honest. I had an equal level of straight friends to queer friends, I felt suitably in both worlds. I truly love my family. They’ve always been good to me. But they did imply if I did end up with a girl, they wouldn’t want to meet/know her.
Not to mention the religious trauma. I spent a shit ton of time listening to ppl tell me that same-sex marriage and relationships are a “sin”. Hell- there was this one rlly lovely women at church when I was like 9, but she got kicked out when they congregation found out she was a lesbian. (Okay- not kicked out but like bullied into leaving).
So it was fine for me to accept that I could potentially date a women since i’ve never felt immediate attraction to anyone, it never felt totally real.
BUT NOW I HAVE A PROBLEM. So my best friend (who is also a girl) of 5 years. She’s amazing. She’s literally the funniest person i’ve ever met, she’s so generous and has helped me so much, and she’s just adorable. She’s like fucking sunshine. And ngl, I don’t often like people who are so cheery all the time because it feels fake and I like people around me to be honest.
But she just, she has this way of finding the beauty in the stupidest things and it’s so cute. We got splashed by a car the other day, drenched both our outfits, and instead of being mad, she got all excited and had us do a photoshoot in our crazy soaked clothes, and then got all excited that we could cuddle under a duvet and watch a movie with snacks once we got home cause apparently that’s the only acceptable thing people can do after being covered in water (which is exactly what we did).
And she’s not unreasonably happy, you know? Like when people try to cheer people up at bad times and make everyone more sad, she’s not like that. Whenever i’m upset, or mad, she’ll doodle these cute little flowers on coloured paper and write things she loves about the world on the back of them, and once i’m done ranting abt how annoying the world is, she’ll give it to me and smile. She has the best smile.
I have this jar, I write the date on them and put the paper in the jar.
We’ve been best friends five years, she started doing that like four years ago and i’ve had the jar pretty much from the start.
It’s always been easy to be around her. We sort of knew each other for like a year, and then I blinked, and we were best friends. I read all the books she gives me even though the plot is super cheesy cause she loves talking about them, I learnt how to bake all her favourite snacks her mum made, cause she’s pretty far from home and honestly a tragic baker. And she cooks dinner (don’t ask how she can’t bake to save her life but is the most incredible cook, it’s unbelievably ridiculous) for us a lot, she learnt to make my fav food.
We technically live together, we’re at the final year of uni (maybe not tho depending on our next courses, I dunno) so we’ve been living together this year, but before that, I basically spent most of my time around her place anyway.
So yeah, we’re friends. But I realised a few months ago that i’m pretty, definitely, in love with her. I think i’ve felt like this for about a year and it just hadn’t quite clicked yet.
(I had this awful day and came back to our place to see her genuinely painting our wall a different colour of white. She paints as a hobby and accidentally splatter a ton of blue paint on the wall and freaked out and tried buying white paint to cover it when it wouldn’t wash of and she was sat on the floor with white paint all over her and the wall still blue.
She told me the story and I burst out laughing. I explained you often need white primer first, to cover the blue, and then to buy the correct shade of white, since ours was sort of chill white and she’d bought bright white.
It’s the type of thing that would’ve annoyed me so much at the end of such a tough day, but because it was her, I just found it adorable. That’s when it clicked, I love her. She noticed I was tired immediately and felt bad cause she realised i’d had a bad day. I said this cheered me up, cause it did. Then we made dinner together and spent the night reading on the sofa with music on.
We went to the shop the next day to get the correct stuff and luckily our wall is back to looking almost exactly the same).
So yeah, I love her. Plus like, being demi, I don’t usually find ppl attractive… I mean i’ve always known she’s aesthetically pleasing, she has good fashion sense and stuff, but like, I tend to view all people as the same sort of level of attractive. BUT NOW ITS LIKE- SHES FUCKING BEAUTIFUL. It’s kind of annoyingly actually. How is everyone not spending all day gazing at her eyes. They’re fucking caramel, like a book character. She says they’re brown but she’s wrong. In dull lighting they seem brown but they’re like dark orange (amber i guess) with little hues of green, but in the sun they’re really bright and caramel and warm.
She’s a lesbian btw. So theoretically I’ve got a shot. Also, i’ve always been good at reading people and I know she’s had like a small crush on me at least twice in our friendship. You can tell sometimes.
But recently, it’s been a wreck. I’m so distracted cause i’m in love with her I can’t think, and my friends keep telling me she loves me back but I can’t keep my head on straight long enough to try and tell.
But. If I do get my head out of my ass and tell her and she does end up wanting to date me, what the fuck am I supposed to do then. Cause if it does work out, i’m pretty sure it’ll last.
My parents never totally liked her (they probably saw this coming- but I think in the homophobic, all queer ppl date each other, way and not the, they’re meant to be together, way) and if ended up having to tell them i’m actually dating a women, they’d be pissed.
I always thought i’d end up with man, since it’s easier. No religious guilt about that. But I can put aside my own brains stupidity for her. But I can’t change my parents. But aside from this, they’re literally amazing. But I also know them and I truly don’t think they’ll change.
All my friends having been saying me and her should’ve been dating this entire time. I don’t know, I like to think now would be kinda perfect. I always knew she was gonna be in my life forever, I guess I just got so used to imagining myself with a man I forgot she was an option? That I could be with her romantically forever. You know, assuming she wants to date me.
(We’ll see about that. I’m really not sure. But i’m totally shit at keeping my own secrets so i’m planning to tell her soon if not just for the sake of my own sanity. All my friends say she’ll reciprocate, if she doesn’t, then I guess i’ll go from there, she’s not the type to be weird or bothered that we live together despite it. And if she does… then I have to decide what to do next. My other best friend is literally always right when it comes to our friends dating lives, and she has faith we’ll end up together, so we’ll see I guess)
But if she does. If she does I’ll have to get into it with my family. I don’t want to lie to them. And I know I shouldn’t judge, but I honestly don’t think they’ll change their minds. I think they’ll say I can come visit whenever, but not bringing my partner. And I won’t want that. And we’ll all argue.
I never liked knowing my parents didn’t accept this side of me, but I guess I never considered it would be an actual problem i’d have to deal with someday.
I spend a lot of my time trying to figure myself out. I haven’t had the easiest path in life. But with her, it’s so easy. It’s easier to understand what I like, it’s easier to talk about things, and I fully trust her not to be weird. Or leave. Or get mad for nothing. I don’t have to walk on eggshells around her. I trust her. We don’t argue much. We have, what she calls, three different type of arguments.
One, “bad mood argues”. She finds it so hilarious that it rhymes. You have to say it with the syllables. Bad-Mood Ar-Gues. We have these cookies in the freezer that we make every month. If one of us is having a bad day, we cook a few cookies to eat and I bought this dumb fridge magnet of a cookie to put on the fridge to signify it’s a cookie worthy bad day.
Another one is “justifiable anger”. That doesn’t happen much. When we first met, she had this tendency to not tell me when I did something that upset her, and it’d spiral, and i’d be mad she wasn’t talking about why she was mad. So we have a rule to always talk about problems, even the little things. For example, her yelling into the phone to her family for hours while i’m trying to study- she has planned days now, so I can go to the library or she can go out if necessary, or keep the convo below 45 min, her mums like half deaf so she does have to shout, but it’s also VERY loud. Basically we comprise. And make sure no anger builds up.
The third type of argument is, what our friends call, “married idiots”. As in, she shouldn’t use the siri talk thingy while driving cause it never understands what she’s trying to say and so I get jumbled texts that mean nothing and then she thinks she’s told me something she hasn’t told me. She’s nearly understanding that one 🤦♀️ And you know, the classic colour of something argument (it’s purple- she’s wrong).
Anyway. I forgot my point. Oh yeah, everything’s easier with her. I feel comfortable. If i’m being totally honest… i’m pretty sure if I ask her out, she’ll say yes. Like 80% sure. Im just scared to fuck this up, and cause family problems. Cause yeah, she’s worth the drama, but also, it’s her that’ll be being insulted right? She very likely won’t be allowed in my house. I don’t want this to ruin what we already have.
So yeah. That. I could really do with some advice ❤️
Hi <3
If you do not ask this girl out, I will physically pass away.
Like...I'm not usually so pushy with asks, but you're describing a relationship, hon. This is a relationship. I'm not sure if you follow me because of the Marauders, but you two are literally Wolfstar, And I'm shipping the two of you so hard right now.
If, for some insane reason, she turns you down, it's because she doesn't realize she's in love with you, too.
As far as your family...again, I'm going to be more blunt that usual. You're going to have to face their lack of acceptance for you at some point. It's absolutely shit that they don't accept you, but like...don't let that stop you from being with this girl. Because even if you put off their feelings now, you'll have to deal with it someday, and then you might miss out on an amazing girl.
Please update me. I need updates. I am so invested. I am DYING for updates.
God, I'm rereading all the things you wrote and I'm kicking and giggling. You two are ridiculously adorable. Please kiss her already (with consent).
I'm naming you purple anon. Please write back.
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You have to grip her thighs to stay stable, and maybe if you’re good enough you can grab her ass to be in a better position. Either way when you’ve gotten the strap all nice and wet for her, she shoves herself inside of you with her hands beside your head.
I don’t need men whimpering audios i need women grunting and panting ones.
- <3
you'd swear that you were actually sucking her off; that look on her face. eyes cloudy, jaw clenched, knuckles white.......
purple anon my beloved <3
#purple anon#valeria garza#valeria garza smut#valeria garza cod#valeria mw2#los vaqueros#kortac operators#kortac#mw2#call of duty#rachel speaks#not writing
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Shadow
@martlet-the-snowdin-builder @the-kindness-soul @thehumanofjustice @a-purple-anon @infinitrix
*The shadow draws on the wall with an orange crayon.
Can anyone find a book with a spell to change me back?
//ooc It's unchangeable
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*shadow demons are appearing across the entire multiverse*
*another demon destroyed. These things are multiplying, I can't do this alone,they are I need help, I need the call everyone.
// @underblogmanagement can you tag everyone?
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the grimetown alpha podcast also dubbed the "alpha poddy" consisting of peepaw!kishibe, landlord!sukuna, and freeloader!toji which LITERALLY nobody listens to except when its playing in the background of one of the slimy restaurants where you can never tell where its coming from and they always say the most obscure shit that does even have to do with "alpha stuff" most of the time and sometimes they bring on guest (unsuspecting citizens) and nobody knows how they have the time to record -purple anon
HEAR ME OUT... not a single person between those slimeballs knows how to stream either, so the "podcast" is just them sitting in the same corner booth at the grimetown diner and heckling the customers over karaoke mics. naoya is like their top listener and they usually find some way to scam a couple bucks out of him, at least have him cover the incredibly high tab they've racked up.
#SUKUNA WOULD HAVE AN ALPHA MALE PODCAST#always being on his grind with his apartments#construction is on the rise in grimetown#and about how grimetown women were better in the heian period#stepdaddy merc#purple anon
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https://www.tumblr.com/vandayspete/724029404520611840/dont-ask-me-the-color-of-anything-patrick?source=share
Normally I think that we can just see Patrick's dick because it's big, but in this video I do think he's hard. And I can't help thinking about as soon as the show ends he tries to get alone as fast as he can so he can jack off. he's embarrassed but also turned on so he ends up desperately fucking his hand and to try and get it over with as quick a possible and letting out soft noises and little whines. Or I mean this can't be the first time this has happened so he's so turned on by it he cant help but fuck his hand while letting out deep moans and grunts.
Now I'm thinking about it happening for the first time. To the Google doc I go I guess
-purple
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#oh hes DEFINITELY hard. ugh whatever who even cares (lying)#ps#purple anon#co signed because that was some real shit you just said
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Please tell Cheeser I think he's the best too. Also: give him this (🧀). I hope he likes cheese.
Cheeser does like cheese🧀
ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ🧀...
He's leaving a trail of cheese crumbs as he eats <3
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Can you make a meme about Pruple always just disappearing from nowhere and coming back with some crazy shit
Here you go!
-John
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Ok, I have more requests...
1. Would be another personal one if that's ok? I try doming joe but I get overwhelmed/overstimulated so instead he fucks me and tells me that ok pretty and that it's okay and praises me for trying and doing such a good job before I got overwhelmed.
2. This ones really simple, you can choose the execution of it: being spit roasted by joe and patrick. That's it.
If you can't tell I'm highkey in joeworld right now. Thank you for your wonderful contributions to this community 🫡
-purple
Hi Purple! 🥰🤝 hope you're still in Joe world, if not let's go back together!
#i FORGOT HIS TATTOOS IM SORRY#if you want to resubmit the spitroast request ill do it another time :) just trying tk keep everyones equally spread out as much as i cna#purple you are so fun to draw#me making everyone get railed on a counter so i can ignore height completely#personal request#purple anon#joe
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*Infinitrix! You need to stop! You dont see that you are being selfish? You cant force people to reconcile like that!
@a-purple-anon
*i start drawing runes*you dont know my full plan
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To A (an update on Purple Anon)
Hi! Hahahaha I am dying that you wrote to me.
"I scrolled thru your blog to check that ur not crazy. No offenes to tumblr but I don’t trust Purples online opinions, and I haven’t used this in like nine years."
And you decided I'm...not crazy? God, both of you have terrible judgement, huh?
"Also loving the Purple Anon x Daisy. Yes. Other people ship them with me PLEASE. I’m drowning here."
Oh believe me, I am.
Anyway, what do I doooooo?
God, I'm like...torn. Because half of me is like- this is a romcom. So we must go the romcom route and lock them in a room together and not let them leave until the kiss.
And the other part of me (the more logical part) is like...just keep encouraging. Just keep gently pushing. Purple will figure it out eventually.
I mean, think if you push too hard it could be a problem, if I'm honest. You have to let things happen naturally. But god. Purple. Please. Just be honest with Daisy. Please. Channel your inner James Potter. You can do this! So many people are cheering for you!
Also thank you for comparing me to Sirius and for all of the love <3 please keep me updated as I am EXTREMELY invested.
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https://x.com/sznofthewitch/status/1716451934838858152?s=46&t=AXaK8fp5Y3qpCDJ1RMDZAg
(Spicy twt link brought to you by…. <3 🤭)
How k want Valeria to fuck me.
- <3
IT'S NOT A WANT IT'S A NEED
FROM VALERIA OR LIKE,,,, A STRAP USER IN GENERAL ;)
#purple anon#valeria garza#valeria garza smut#valeria cod#valeria mw2#los vaqueros#kortac#kortac operators#mw2#call of duty#rachel speaks#not writing
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TUMBLR SEXYMAN PARTY
r @deputyclover @thehumanofjustice @a-purple-anon @another-face-in-a-sea-of-purple @infinitrix @martlet-the-snowdin-builder @whisper-the-human @the-kindness-soul @foulphilosopherft
Behold! The party of a lifetime to end our epic show! And we'll sing! Just continue after me! *Breathes in*
TRIPLETS BORN!
#underblog💛#clover undertale yellow#infinitrix#kindness soul#martlet undertale yellow#purple soul#purple anon#gaster#whisper the human#party time
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I needed to do it
#underblog💙🧡💙💜💚💛❤️#pruple#clover undertale yellow#Wisper the human#purple anon#ooc post#pruple anon#shitpost#pansexual#aroace#aromantic#Ace#asexual#Aroace
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Shit-
Tumblr called you my crush.
I DO NOT romantically like Micheal, like-
×confused purople anon
tumblr does tend to get confused like that a lot. it once called neil gaiman my crush, which is strange, because i don't think i've even interacted with the man's posts.
#i do enjoy his sandman series though#haven't seen the show but i used to read the comics at the nearby comic shops#asks#purple anon
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