Life goal rn: have sex with Patrick Stump from Fall Out Boy, fuck his sweet hole, fuck that gorgeous hole, breed that tasty cunt of his. My dick needs to be in that man...

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ok listen, listen to me. vandays patrick, so full of pent up sexual frustration meets current era dilf joe. Joe wants to take him home and absolutely wreck his pretty body. Patrick wants to bounce in his lap, head dropped onto his shoulder with joe's big tattooed arms holding him steady. Joe's hands splayed over patrick's hips, pressing bruises into the soft curves there. ohhhhhh i feel so insane about this. Joe buries his face between patrick's thighs, hands holding them apart while he eats him out like his last fucking meal. Patrick is arched up off the bed, hands gripping at *anything* he can get at. the bed sheets, his own skin, joe's hair. Joe fucks him with a mix of fast and rough thrusts and gentle teasing grinding right on his sweet spot, patrick started crying halfway through and he's just so out of it, close to screaming, unconsciously calling joe "daddy" with out thinking which makes joe go faster. listen this will not leave my head no matter what. it needed to be said.

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gabe beating the fuck out of basement!pete with his belt for backtalk and then making pete kneel and shoving his belt in petes mouth and telling pete he wants him to think about how the leather tastes so hell remember how it feels better and so hell learn not to disobey him

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if i could get my mouth around patricks cock i would die happy

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it is now official that pete wentz canonically has a piss kink (there is proof other than the fake livejournal blog)

i dont know if this is hot or not. but he said he tried to piss on patrick multiple times. and patrick seemingly tolerates it?

...source please

gear anon let me have your babies

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patrick groping anon i’m. 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 thinking about shitty little misogynist dickhead patrick in like take this to your grave and he gets no fucking pussy because he’s a loser. we’re at a party and i’m sitting next to him on a couch and he does the fucking yawn-arm thing and puts his hand over my shoulder. i side eye him and get up and he squeezes my ass when i stand. i flip him the bird but he doesn’t leave me alone all night he just follows me around and stares at my tits and routinely gropes my ass. i pretend i don’t like it and then at some point i’ve had enough and drag him into a bedroom and ride him and he just is so so pathetic just whimpering and crying and he comes in like two seconds. after that he things he’s on top of the world and acts so fucking cocky that he just got pussy even though he is the most pathetic fuck i’ve ever had. then he seriously doesn’t leave me alone and keeps trying to kiss me and hanging all over me AND SQUEEZING MY ASS

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why the fuck has no one said anything about ryan’s HANDS the new photo i need his fingers in me

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no wonder pete couldn't post anything to wish patrick a happy birthday, patrick probably kept him in bed all day. hands tied above his head, fucking him slowly almost lazy in the morning, pete writhing and whining underneath him but patrick likes to take his time. he'll put a plug in after he comes, still keeping pete in bed whilst he wanders around the house taking phone calls from friends wishing him a happy birthday etc but he comes back to the bedroom all day to fuck petes mouth and hole or stroke him and honestly pete kinda wishes it was patricks birthday every day.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAT MAN!! i need to bring him breakfast in bed and lovingly feed him cake and lick the sweetness out of his mouth before pushing up his pyjama t-shirt and kissing all over his chest and tummy and pulling down his sweatpants and groping his love handles and rolls and then taking him allllll the way into my mouth bcus i’m so good for him. and he’s just woken up and he feels sooo good whilst i squeeze and grope his thighs and belly and his little tits. he’s groaning and whimpering and just in pure ecstasy and he’s all hazy and fuzzy. and then when he comes we make out and he just gets to stay in bed all day whilst i suck him off and cockwarm him and bring him his favourite foods and ride him and all he thinks about is pleasure and feeling good

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idkhow twt are beefing over rpf … EVERYONE DUCK AND TAKE COVER QUICKLY

yeah that totally tracks lmao

sun anon, you and I should talk. Find_Me.wav.

Anyway. Another little dom Dallon thing that I think about is. I think he *loves* to keep a finger in you while doing pretty much anything. Make out, bondage, punishment, whatever. Just a single finger, not moving, not to make you cum, just to feel you. To feel the way you clench and tighten and tremor with his every touch. He loves to see you react to him, to be completely owned by him, to be his.

The last time I thought about this was in the context of getting spanked for punishment. He’s just holding you there, bent over, one finger lightly inside you (although, hand size reminder, it still makes you feel completely full), other hand poised with the crop. And when he hits you with a thwap! of the crop, he feels you tighten and gush a little. Says something to the effect of “oh, you nasty little whore, you like this, don’t you? Punishments aren’t meant to be enjoyed, don’t make me try something else.”

anyway, I should probably write real fic somewhere.

- wine anon

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im sooo dazed out thinking about current era patrick getting himself off. his eyes rolling back into his head, sweat beading down his face. he’d grip onto the bedsheets so SO hard, and he’d pant or make soft noises. i just wanna be there to watch him jerk off, i bet its the sexiest thing in the world

-🎈 (p.s can i be balloon anon unless thats already taken??)

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Sfw!!

I want Patrick to hold me, just sat there drinking tea or hot chocolate, it's cold outside and the fires on.

He just holds me, he doesn't mind that his jacket's getting damp with tears, or that my face is red and puffy and I'm all snotty, he just lets me cry until I feel like I can talk again.

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need my fingers in some man’s pussy rn. hopefully pete’s send ask

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i don’t have a penis and he doesn’t have a vagina but trust and believe that i WILL make pete wentz pregnant.

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putting one of those music controlled plugs into patrick’s ass before he goes to the studio (in this scenario i am hanging out with him while he works) and watching him slowly get more and more desperate the longer he works <333

-priest collar

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