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sigilsmut · 10 months

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𝐒𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍 𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐒 - 𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐉𝐈

Damn my ass did not make it in time again. Am I still gonna post it? Sure why not.

This goes out to @sanjisblackasswife as a small present. I hope this is ok Timi 😭 🖤 Happy (belated) birthday

CW: established relationship, cunnilingus, vaginal penetration, lingerie, a few petnames, Sanji being a pervert per usual, just plain nastiness

“How are you fairing, mon cher? Are you still with me?” Sanji’s muffled voice asks you as if he hadn’t snatched three orgasms from you in the past 2 hours.

As expected, you couldn’t form a proper sentence, your mind as hazy as your watery vision. He was three fingers deep into your pussy while his other hand kept a vice grip on your body. That didn’t stop it from squirming as much as it could, however. A string of moans blessed his ears like the sweetest melody. Smooth, creamy legs spasming around his dizzy head.

The blonde had surprised you with a heartful breakfast earlier, slaving over the stove at the ass crack of dawn to make sure your birthday started off on the right foot. When you expressed concern over how tired he’d be, he simply brushed it off, reassuring you that ‘it’s what my goddess deserves’.

Of course, a banquet was also held for your special day. It was filled with numerous activities, rounds of bubbly drinks, and little heartwarming speeches of how each Straw Hat (in their own quirky way) was grateful to have you in their lives. And you were just as grateful to have them in yours.

But what kickstarted the moment between you two was towards the end of the night, where Sanji had walked in on you changing. By accident? On purpose? Who fucking knows. If his flushed cheeks, slick grin, and nose running of blood was anything to go off of, he didn’t feel any remorse seeing you in your scantily clad lingerie.

A baby blue set, complete with white garters and a pair of blue satin panties. All in his favorite color. You went on a birthday shopping spree with Nami earlier and the set caught your eye. Thinking it’d be cute for you and your boyfriend, you immediately put it on after purchase. It was apparent now that it was a good choice to make.

After locking the door behind him, his long legs carried him to where you stood near the bed. He gently set his hands on your waist, and after giving him the go-ahead, it was downhill from there.

Hands groping and tracing over areas where his lips followed close behind, no part of your sun-kissed bronze skin was left unmarked. The stubble on his chin tickling your belly and inner thighs as he went along. It’s what led to now, with three of his fingers curling into you and his tongue tracing circles around your clit. The sheets became stained with the mixture of your juices and his saliva, but neither of you seemed to care. The bed shook from how aggressively he humped into the mattress, rolling his hips and dragging his hard on against the sheets. The friction made a delicious burn grow against the tip of his cock, and a groan bellowed from his chest.

“Lemme have another one, Y/N-swan...” He mumbled. He took your clit into his mouth and hummed, picking up the pace with his fingers. Your back arched off the bed, screaming into the darkness of the spare bedroom as you gushed into his mouth. He lapped up everything you gave him and only eased off of you once your fingers pushed his head away.

“You taste absolutely divine, darling, like the sweetest nectar I’ve ever had the pleasure of tasting. I can never get enough of eating you out.” He heartfully grins like the nasty pervert he is.

Finally he sits up and strips himself of his boxers, groaning as his cock sprang free and slapped against his abdomen. In your stupor, you drooled at the sight and weakly reached forward to dab at his tip. He shudders.

“Such a pretty dick, ‘Ji...” you sweetly murmured. You swear you’ve never seen a man move so fast.

You blinked and he was hovering over you. Your body quivered as you realized that he was already pushing inside you, eager to bring you back to cloud nine with him this time. As his pelvis kissed yours, so did your lips, your eyes rolling back into your head as you tasted yourself. The bedframe slammed into the wall as his lithe hips snapped into yours. Your eyes widened, balling the sheets into your fists as you held on for dear life. Sanji gazed down at you in astonishment.

From his perspective, the moon was absolutely gorgeous, but not as gorgeous as you. Sanji thought he might cry, still in disbelief that he got to have and pleasure someone as beautiful as you. Your watery brown eyes looking up at him with so much love, your locs sprawled out all over the pillows and yet framed your face perfectly. Your puffy lips in an ‘O’ shape, crying out from his purposeful thrusts. Your brown skin seemed to be glowing with how the moon shone on you. In his eyes, your beauty outshone all the stars in the sky, your angelic voice reaching the Heavens at this point.

It’s almost as if that was his goal with how fast he was going.

His slender hands lifted your lower body, wrapping your smooth legs around his waist to push himself in deeper. The blonde craned his head back and moaned, feeling your velvety walls clamp around his cock in a vice grip. His breath hitched, slamming his hips into you even harder and rolling his mushroom head into that one spot that made your toes curl. The bed creaked and croaked underneath the two of you, and it was absolutely certain that Nami would give you shit for how loud you’re being.

“Gimme another one, cherie, pretty please..” He weakly begged of you. His fingers rubbed over your clit rapidly and you groaned, the amount of pleasure overwhelming you. Your whole body shook as a silent moan escaped. Your walls squeezed again and the tension in your belly released. “S-Sanji-!”

“That’s it, princess. Let go for me” he encouraged you. He mewled as you reached your high for seemingly the fifth time tonight, your juices gushing all over his pelvis and all over your thighs. His curly brows scrunched together and tears began to swell in his eyes, groaning as he filled your walls with his warm, sticky load. You have never felt fuller than this moment.

His body curled over you, his hot labored breath in your ear. He turned to you, moving a loc out of his way to plant a soft kiss on your forehead. “Happy birthday, my sweet Y/N.”

“Thank you Sanji.” You smiled lovingly and he returned your expression. Once you calmed your breathing, you reached your hand up to caress his cheek. Sanji was eager to lean into your touch, swooning at how adorable you looked in your after-coitus glow. Suddenly his eyes widened in realization. “I almost forgot.”

He then reached over and took your panties in his grasp, stuffing them in the deep recesses of his pants pocket. You furrowed your brows at his actions, even though you knew good and well what the reason was.

“For safe keeping.” He grinned. He was gonna keep the pair as a reminder of tonight.

“You play too damn much!” You laughed, lightly smacking his shoulder. He laughed with you, stretching back on the bed and collecting you in his arms. Peppering your face in little kisses, he looked up at you with a playful glint in his eyes.

“Would you like to go again? You’re welcome to ride me if you want, you are the birthday girl after all.”

#sanji x reader #sanji x black reader #one piece x reader #one piece smut #sanji x reader smut #pure nastiness #i hope this was toe-curling enough for you #.romanticism

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evillillad · 5 months

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he took a surprise day off :o)

#welcome home #welcome home oc #doodle #howdy pillar #nina noon #i love drawing them being cute #out of my nasty era in my pure era #jk i can be in both #they should get married #malewife material fr fr......#<3

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deanwinchesterswitch · 3 months

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I didn't want to take over this post with my obsession because it's hilarious.

But it prompted the need to say that I want to lick this man ...for science

Yes, it's been that kind of a day already and I needed a fun distraction.

#dean winchester #soldier boy #jensen ackles #for science #pure objectification #i can be a nasty girl

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autoresponderdaily · 1 year

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click for quality. happy pi day hal fans 😁 anyways go vote (for hal) if u havent already

og pesterlog

#lil hal #dirk strider #daily hal post #pi day #homestuck #hom3stuck #drawing dirks bedroom is pure agony thats why none of this is coloured (minus the last image) i refuse to colour it in.#nasty stupid detailed bedroom.. shakes fist at sky!!!

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manofthepipis · 27 days

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Tiny question! When Clicks said “I don't understand…! It didn't have that reaction with the rest of us.” When referring to the side effects Spamton got when drinking his own tea, then does this mean that the other addisons tried Spamton tea to get an opinion? If yes, what where the HP benefits and descriptions each Addison would have when drinking Spamton Tea? I’m curious!

ofcourse! So it had happened off screen, and a scene i won't be writing (but definitely pictured thus it being referenced with a one-off comment), but while spamton was still in snoozetown post-neo attack, clicks made it to try and gauge if they were rlly cut out for this whole helping-spamton-out shtick, but for their own sakes. so i'm glad you're curious about it so i get to elaborate! :D

spamton's tea doesn't heal any one of them all that much, due to the complicated relationship, being that Clicks' conditional healing teas aren't pure healing magic like Spamton's F1 spell, but in order, it would be Sponsor the most, Banner and Clicks about the same, and then Survey in last.

Sponsor definitely will be elaborated on later, as they've still been rather silent about their perspective on spamton, despite being the one that's more accepting of Neo. It's not a lot of healing by any chance, but it's healing nonetheless. A familiar taste that they tried a long time ago but they'd like to have again, properly this time. Maybe with a 40 Hp boost

Banner and Clicks are healed about the same, and while clicks finds the tea bitter with a bad processed flavor, both are healed the same cuz they're at that same stage of still being wary around spamton, with clicks less so after Ch15. Banner finds the flavor unfamiliar, but not all bad, still not one he'd go to for a first pick. 30 Hp boost

Survey is barely healed, and doesn't like the flavor, but wants to, like it's a flavor of something they used to like a lot but has fallen off in recent years. It gives off the same vibe of a recipe that they've known very well that's changed, and it's distinctly wrong now. Maybe changing the recipe manually would fix it? Or would it ruin the entire thing? Who knows. 5-10 Hp

None of the addisons really hate spamton, so the hp-draining effects of Spamton tea is unique to himself, but the Hp can fluctuate with strengthening friendships :)! like post Ch15, the tea would taste better to Clicks, not significantly, but enough to make a difference from first impressions.

#still that stuff is nasty #0/10 would not recommend #probably tastes like cough medicine and grime #reeking of pure bad luck and the scent of narrative doom #poor guy #asks #fanfic #ty for ur curiosity! :D i never expected to elaborate #mainly keeping the thoughts and headcanons to myself or make another one-off comment from one of them in the future alluding to it #Survey definitely blamed Clicks at first for making it intentionally taste bad but then again it's not his fault #since then he's tried to remake it to see if something went wrong but it just ends up being as awful as usual :')#i'm indecisive on a headcanon for the addisons' full HP #maybe it's 600 like spamton's but then again they haven't been fighting and building that like he has #so id say they're around 120 hp- similar to a popup because both darkner types are ads

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fullscoreshenanigans · 3 months

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Your silly ray pfp edits bring me joy he's so silly

Ray internally whenever he sees his two best friends

#heart eyes mf #god this looks like shit on mobile </3 #internally because 1) he can be a Tsunde-Ray #and 2) there is no way in hell he would get them those nasty-ass chalk hearts #but with my limited editing capabilities I couldn't figure out another way to convey that as easily #with how his right hand is positioned in this panel #so it's just the pure essence of it #lonely-cereal #FSS Asks #FSS Shenanigans #Ray #Norrayemma #Noremray #Return to Grace Field Arc #TPN 167 #after St. Paddy's‚ Easter‚ and Spargelzeit I'm out of ideas until Halloween tho #maybe Norman's and Emma's and Jemima's bdays #happy 4002nd post on this blog ty everyone who contributed to my brainrot 🎊💝🎉

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vicsy · 10 months

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guess my future and map it onto your fantasy

Fernando/Lance • 5,2k • explicit

He found out through trial and error. Pink was ridiculous and reminded him too much of Racing Point days; red was too much and made him look cheap, artificial. But green — green was on another level entirely, bringing out his eyes and hitting close to Aston Martin colors, a mindblowing addition to a successful race weekend. And white, the purest of colors for filthiest times, oh, it made Fernando stare at him like Lance was the only living soul in the world, created for him alone to fuck, to worship, to keep. It’s the same reverie in Fernando’s eyes now, hot and syrupy, dragging Lance down, down, down.

#in which Lance wears pretty lace and Fernando fucks him nasty and calls him his princess #this is PURE FILTH for the Bread smut challenge #also trust me to make this tenderhorny in a way ahahah #vicsy writes #strollonso #alonstroll #fernando/lance #lancenando #fernando alonso #lance stroll #f1 rpf

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piggiebonez · 11 months

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invader zim mccarthyism au. voting of the doomed dark tribute. dr strangelove x invader zim crossover arc. fuckinggggg idk

z*adrs dni. split your face open on a big shiny rock

dont want to post this in a separate post cuz this is boring but here you go. a bonus

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devine-fem · 4 hours

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reminder that the joker being a r*pist is extremely homophobic and ooc when it comes to what goes on in his mind to the crimes he commits, like people have such a fargone idea of the joker they don’t realize there are some crimes he actually wouldn’t commit

#like yes he would commit mads murder thats a walk in the park #but r wording someone is something purely for nasty carnel desire which he does not have #joker #dc comics #gotham rogues

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strigital · 1 year

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sir, i’m crying 😭 this is basically what Nim did to fix his attitude post-Apocrypha 😂

#video #skyrim #the elder scrolls #tes #tes 5 #bethesda #dragonborn #miraak #the laughing simon #this is pure gold #yes! abuse that man with walkies!!#he deserves to be treated like a toddler!#for his transgressions! and nasty attitude!#bad miraak! off to fresh air therapy with you!#meme #shitpost

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mayasdeluca · 1 year

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Good morning. Hey. It’s morning?

#ncishawaiiedit #ncis hawaii #kate whistler #ernie malik #ncis hawai'i #mine #kate is so pure #and so excited about her nasty healthy eating habits...good for her

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cheekedupwhiteboy · 9 months

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how are people roleplaying weird incest shit with eachother causing any more material harm than people licking armpits lmao. like i, too, personally find it gross but im also not being asked to participate so literally who cares. what did the op think they achieved here

#we need to differentiate the innocent pure fart freaks from the nasty malicious scat freaks <- you sound like this

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roxannepolice · 20 days

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Aaaawwww, wook at the wittle kitty cats, being all careful and nice in their playtime 🥰🥰

#he pounceth #thank you so much your drawings are always pure joy!#the meowster #shabby nasty naked little dirtman and his coatless bleeding husband

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peniscat · 1 year

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just saw a post where someone tried to downplay the importance of roman and gerri's relationship just because it wasn't initially scripted. ngl that made me kinda mad :)

#i don't even care if u hate the psychosexual shenanigans it is still undeniable that their relationship is very much mutually important!!!!#roman being gerri's protege is a significant part of his story so trying to act like it somehow means less because it was added later on??#stupid <3 and like. it is in the show. what are u gonna do. just ignore it????#ppl like these make me wish that rg would fuck nasty onscreen. half an episode of pure madness. that would be hard to ignore :)

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kradogsrats · 6 months

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You’re read Puzzle House, right…?

What if, hypothetically, Claudia meets that giant again, in S6, and he (?) is surprised with who she’s (started to?) become…?

I think they definitely have set up Kruha and Claudia to meet again, but it's more likely to be part of the story of how Claudia got the unicorn horn. (And I think that's going to be a story as complicated as Claudia is, herself.)

I mean, we just had an entire season about how doing terrible things is a choice you make, but it's never too late to start making different choices. At the same time, we have a map that can only be read by "the pure of heart," but also the broadening of that in that like... Kruha themself can't see it, because they are "too old." There's an interesting tension between locked absolutes (the path of fate is already chosen) and freedom (destiny is a book you write yourself) there.

Kruha gives Claudia the map both because Claudia saw them as a person and had empathy for them, and because she was uninterested in seeking the unicorn, even hearing it was what Kpp'Ar had been after. Ten years later (s1-s2) she has very little empathy for magical beings, when their utility to her is more important—she's a bit more empathetic to cute creatures (Zym, the fawn) but has absolutely none for Pyrrah, who is as much a person as Kruha is. She has effectively already lost the thing that made her "worthy," if it's a thing that can be lost. Everything after that (s3-s5) is basically just additional self-destruction.

BUT YEAH ngl I just really want the Claudia unicorn story okay. I mean, can she still see the map at that point? Does it matter? Does she track down Kruha the way Kpp'Ar did to get the information she wants? What actually goes down with the unicorn, because I personally suspect she didn't kill it? WHAT ARE UNICORNS ANYWAY?

#claudia #anyway i hope there's a specific association with unicorns and childhood #like idk unicorns are startouch elf children or whatever #because otherwise 'children are pure of heart while adults are nasty dirty sinners because something something SEX' is a tiresome fallback

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x-heesy · 1 month

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