Sneaky sneaky little birdie

The Sign, Ep 9

In the midst of the Stitch event hype, I realized we're still going to have the live 2D models nerf Jack's and Floyd's abs lmao

i should be taking a shower but got distracted with all the boops

one of the funniest things i ever did (VERY unintentionally) was making shadow be completely fine with having a murderer pursue him romantically. twice.

chapter two of JTOEL is fighting me relentlessly so here have this out of context moment from F!Leo's POV

KJAHDKGJAHDGKJH AMAZING

here i just finished chapter 5 of my fic so i am shoving all the writing mojo at you I BELIEVE YOU CAN CONQUER CHAPTER 2

My writing/written projects:

Me: okay, so here's a rant about stupid blonde pissing me off, here's rant about gay men, her-

I am a taco WHORE

hey i've seen you name your stuff with stardew names, sooooo who's your spouse?

I love how we can say "this is the final draft, please get final marks in by EOD, and the two major missing pieces we still need are X and Y" and instead of getting a major missing piece - which has been asked for at least 5 times by this point - we're getting "can you move the boxes in the org chart by these tiny amounts"

To be fair, one of the major missing pieces is bullshit, and everyone knows it (it's something the prospective client wants to know, but it's really, just, bullshit), and the other marketing person can write some bullshit up if necessary, but the thing is, one of the key people on the project said he'd write it up, he mentioned some things he thought ought to be mentioned in a meeting, he agreed again when reminded, he said he would do it, and, so.

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I miss the days when I didn't have a day job I wanted to complain about

Nothing, just First Sand in these jackets—

Once OF airs, I fear I will be physically incapable of talking about anything else. Whoever dressed the men in this series deserves the highest praise.

this shirts made of boyfriend material. jake/bradley, 11.6k

A night out on the town, while dressed to the nines, sounded like the perfect way to have a little bit of fun and spend time with the newly formed Dagger squadron before they were back on duty. Especially since, ever since the Mission, things between him and Hangman had changed, the anger from the years before gone, and in its place was the promise of something new, or perhaps, the promise of something that had started forming long before Bradley was willing to admit.

i haven't watched last weeks episodes yet but this is how i feel about the winter king

i'm this close to saying fuck it and going back to rewatch my silly british alien shows because they're calling to me like sirens

continuing to be very important to me in the fallen order sequel: color coordinating my outfits and bd-1’s paint

this is the first thing i do lol. priorities, amiright?

this is my inquiry to know what you think the general idea at the high school is during these dasey pranks:

- "you're wearing my shirt!" (shit eating grin)

- the mary and percy shelley... debacle of saving derek's English grade

- the "almost flunked out of spanish class bc i'm pranking casey instead of doing my work. it's the priority" shitshow

- pranking the football team so incessantly he almost gets his face pummelled in but wait there's his wife obnoxious stepsister

- organizing a protest in twelve hours to not get him expelled with a band routine!!

Ohhhhh gosh. Now *there* is a question. What DO I think the other students thought about this?????

I think at first it's confusion; like, the Shelley thing isn't that bad (although I am STILL not over the fact that they did their project on an artist couple that had their first time on her mother's grave????) And, yeah, it's kinda weird that Derek is defending her about the grub thing, but sometimes Ven is just odd, ya know? Hockey players, amiright or amiright?

BUT. I think for any student who is paying attention they go from, "What the actual hell is up with them???" to a quiet and exhausted resignation. "Oh. Yeah. That's just Ven and Casey. They're... They're wack, man. No, they're not dating; she's with Max and he's dating some older girl -- no, I *know* she just pulled him into the girl's bathroom; she'll do that another three times this month. Yeah. Yeah, nah, man, just... Just don't think about it."

I thiiiiiink there's definitely some rumours going around that they're secretly sleeping with each other ("aren't they family?" / "Yeah, STEPsiblings." / "Ohmigod, like a porno???") but these get really confusing when Casey dates Max and then Truman, and as Derek keeps going on first dates with other girls (which is probably why Derek keeps doing this because he's aware of the rumours and just... Can't handle them). Because no one believes Casey is cool enough to be cheating on her boyfriend; and honestly, no one thinks Derek would be willing to sleep with someone who's sleeping with the football captain (everyone knows how Derek feels about the football team). So then... Maybe it's just... Them being freaks?????

Man, I honestly don't know. Imagine a group of nerds trying to calculate the next insanity of Dasey, but even they are surprised by Casey standing up to The Fridge, toe to toe, and making him back up. Imagine teachers talking in the lounge about, well, no one likes to see a student get expelled, but Derek Venturi had it coming; and only Paul not being surprised by Casey's saviour act. He just drinks his coffee the next morning and tries to keep his grin to himself.

They get talked about a LOT but no one really know what the hell is up with them, and the teachers respect Casey too much to gossip about her in a mean way, and Derek is too popular to get talked too poorly, but. But. When their Facebook status changes to "in a relationship" and then "married"... There is kind of a huge wave of "Ohhhhhhhhhh;" that goes through anyone who had to watch them.