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jodienotmedia · 2 years

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Jodie Katz Media aka Jodie Casillas.

Fake Nurse. Fake Media. Fake Cop.

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bigcatbulges · 7 months

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Source - raozone

(Artist's Pixiv)

#gay furry #gay furry pecs #gay furry bulge #gay furry belly #gay furry snorlax #gay furry pokemon #artists twitter above #irl update i think i broke my foot lmao but ill make it sexy and pretend this dude is my nurse or smthn idk

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ash-657 · 1 year

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Reporter: Do you have a favorite fox?

Abby: No! Of course not! They are all wonderful in their own ways!

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Reporter: Do you have a favorite fox?

Wymack: Josten

Reporter: Any particular reason?

Wymack: None

#the clear difference between the nurse and the coach #Nicky pretended to be offended for the next 4 months #Dan and Kevin were actually offended for the next 4 months #he is a great dad i swear #this also fits in my hc of Wymack ALSO being forbidden from speaking to reporters #:)#aftg #all for the game #neil josten #kevin day #david wymack #abby #the foxhole court #incorrect aftg quotes #incorrect aftg

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ambafaerie · 6 months

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Fem Geto- Shut up that is Kenjaku!!!

#jujutsu kaisen #ppl on twt posting leaks loving the nurse outfit pretending it is geto #like put some respect on kenjaku they are the ones serving in that corpse #.txt

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fakemichaelsheen · 5 months

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-the greenhouse @ the dowling residence-

*knocking*

brother francis, cheerful: come in

nanny ashtoreth, leading warlock into the room: warlock fell over

warlock, confused: but nanny I'm not hurt-

nanny ashtoreth, covers warlock's mouth: poor boy doesn't know what he's saying. I think you should look over him

warlock: *rolls his eyes*

brother francis, removes his gardening gloves: well, in that case *pats a stool* have a seat, young master warlock. let's have a look at that knee yours

warlock, looks at nanny ashroteth: what about nurse mary?

nanny ashtoreth, waves a hand: she's rubbish

brother francis, tuts: now, now, nanny ashtoreth, she's perfectly qualified to look after master warlock here

warlock, grinning: nanny just wanted to see you, brother francis

nanny ashtoreth, splutters: wha- no, I didn't!

warlock, smug: I didn't even fall over!

nanny ashtoreth, quickly: right, get out *shooing warlock towards the door* go on, go and play. get into lots of trouble, no apologies *shuts the door behind him*

brother francis: *folds his arms; smiling*

nanny ashtoreth, glares: shut up, angel

#warlock: and then she pretended I was hurt just so she could flirt with brother francis. it was disgusting / nurse mary: *gasps* I knew it!#ineffable husbands #aziracrow #good omens #ineffable chatfics #they're the talk of the dowling's staff. they all ship and and wonder if they're actually together

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bokatan · 5 months

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coastal cottage

I like the idea of having my oc Mercy stay in the Commonwealth long-term rather than leave after the Institute’s handled, so I played around with some ideas of where she’d be living at. In the scenario where she’d be staying, she establishes herself as a ghoul-centric doctor and later offers specialized care like medical implants, vaccines, rare chems, unique syringer darts, and potentially induced mutations if her research gets to that point.

details + interiors under the cut

home interior, first floor: living room, treatment area, & kitchen

home interior, second floor: office/workspace, bedroom

home interior, attic yes, this is a joke about the wireless fuse box mod that i use

garage:

mushroom garden:

#fallout #fo4 #fallout 4 settlements #settlement: coastal cottage #mercy tag #mercy info #she lowkey adopts Curie in this scenario too. like she scoops Curie up SO fast and gets her on board as an assistant/nurse #she has a mr handy or two as well for just like. general household shit yknow? she’s busy she’s not cleaning up or watering plants all day #pretend there’s chickens in the little chicken yard I made ok? this is not a good location for chickens #by that I mean i keep putting chickens + cats and dogs here to sandbox and they just won’t stop running off the cliff #this is just a vague idea lmao #apparently I like turning all my ocs into merchants and traders #don’t even ask me how long I’ve been working on this. please. it’s scary #I’ve been meaning to post this for a few months and just kept going ‘idk it needs more clutter’#i don’t know if my pc can handle much more clutter here. you don’t even want to see how many rocks I used to fill in the crater #fo4 screenshots #my screenshots

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mickules · 2 years

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Rule #16 Never feign being sick

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Have you heard what they say?

There are far better ways of skipping class than getting yourself sent to the nurse's office. Because even if the nurse does believe you,

They say the other nurse can always tell when you're faking it.

If you do find yourself, perfectly healthy, laid out on a daybed; Don't fall asleep.

You'll wake up far too late. The lights are out save the clinical glow from the instruments. The sound of bottles clinking and shuffling behind the privacy curtain may put you at ease, perhaps you call out to the nurse.

But you'll soon begin to realise. It's unusual for the nurse to let you sleep past curfew. It's strange for her to stay so late. It's abnormal for her not to answer you.

They say the silhouette is what betrays her. She moves in bouncing awkward movements as though her limbs are numb, fabric arms, boneless legs. Raggedy Ann pulled about on a string. obscuring the demon inside.

You meet wild, bloodshot eyes atop a deranged grin, a large syringe grasped clumsily in her fist.

There's an edge of mockery in her slurred words. She says it's for your own good, she says it will only hurt a little, she says she's sorry. Don't believe her. What she's about to do, is unforgivable.

"Are you afraid of needles?"

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#danganronpa #mikan tsumugi #horror fiction #danganronpa ghost au #dangantober #sdr2 spoilers #needle mention tw #medical tw #I won't pretend I wasn't looking at silent hill nurses for inspo #dangan-illustration-ranpan #mickules #mick fnart #goodbye despair #sdr2

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kyuubi-no-oneechan · 7 months

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soooooo close

#imouto unfortunately chickens out and pretends she was joking #nurse love addiction

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puppysdog · 7 months

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#poll #kinda interested in this idk what the norm is #i skipped in elementary school by going to the nurse or pretending i had a library pass #and in middle school id skip pe by hiding in the showers and drinking alch in gatorade bottles #but like ive seen so many people say theyve never skipped/only have in college

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arcadias-price · 1 year

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some xoxo droplets and our life drawings

#xoxo droplets #pran taylor #jeremy king #nurse lynn #cliff holden #cove holden #our life #let’s pretend that cove doesn’t look off #arcadias-price art

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milflewis · 2 months

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#in a strange place today and i need to put this somewhere. i do not have a journal yet. this is it #my grandad was diagnosed with dementia years ago and the grandad i have now is often unrecognisable from the one i grew up with #and while this like isn’t fun and it is strange for him to look at me and not know me more times than he does. it has also been kind of l #lovely?#bc he thinks my granny is still alive so whenever i get to go see him i get to pretend she is too. and she is for a minute. and tho i am #glad she went before him. it is nice to say oh i’m popping in to see her after this grandad and talk about her like she’s hasn’t been gone #since i’ve been ten. my dad has spoken more to him in the last five years than he has his whole life #he was not an easy man. he was loud and friendly and hard working and funny and scary but not easy. in ways he is even #harder now. in others he is easier.#he is more of a child. this is what dementia can do to a brain. we are learning things about his childhood that no one alive has ever spoken #about. that no one knew. my dad doesn’t love him more now but he understands him better #my grandad taught me how to drive a tractor and how to fish through my dad and he has not recognised me in over a year and he #hasn’t walked since he broke his pelvis seven years ago and his muscles are nearly all gone. he is a fraction of the size he used to be. his #personality and body took up my childhood like adults on the screen in cartoons. he hasn’t dressed himself in a decade. he told one of the #nurses that after dinner he wanted ice cream plain like herself and nearly peed when she laughed and told him to fuck off #he is in there. he is himself. i know him. but he isn’t. he doesn’t know me but he allows me to tell him how to ppl he knows are doing. he #still somehow trusts me. we talk a lot about my granny and how she stayed up watching tv again last night so she’s tired today. don’t stay #long when you call in to see her?#whenever we would journey to see him and my granny and get in v late he’d ask us if we wanted apple tart and my granny would say michael.#not ur kids. u can’t parent them. he didn’t know my name yesterday but he asked me if i wanted apple tart #i hope he dies soon. for all that i will miss this. miss my dad having this. he would not want to live like this. it wouldntbe living to him

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samssupernaturalpussy · 2 months

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Isn't it embarrassing when the same people who call Sam a class traitor for leaving his violent family and have a hate-boner for Anna foe getting in the way of their ship and like to defend DEAN every time he kills a monster (uwu he was justified because he's my specialist boy) get really angry about Sam killing Emma Winchester

#Listen #If you want to uwu-ify any character I think that's a really fucking stupid thing to do on the Murdering Monsters Show #But at least try to pretend you don't play favorites sometimes???#It really shows how stupid you are hope that helps 👍#Dean kills Amy who was killing people to feed her son? Bad #Dean kills similar types of people when he has the Mark? Justified #Dean stabs Abadon Zachariah's and other vessels == fine whatever who cares about them #Sam kills that one nurse: irredeemable #KEEP IN MIND I AM NOT A WEIRDO WHO THINKS KILLING PEOPLE IS COOL AND I AIN'T GONNA RIDE OR DIE FOR SAM HERE #But like cmon #Y'all are annoying

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theinfinitedivides · 6 months

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Gil Chae: i will become a good wife. please trust me

Mr. General: *does not in fact trust her*

#tv: my dearest #my dearest #mbc my dearest #ahn eun jin #kdrama #local gay watches My Dearest (and is subsequently f*cked up).txt #local gay watches k-dramas.txt #i was going to make a post earlier about how during their wedding night the domesticity felt wrong bc we know where Gil Chae's heart #lies but i decided not to so i could put it here in the tags #she can play pretend for this man as long as she has to. she will be courteous and kind and she will not hate him bc she has her family #here with her and they are who she needs to take care of. she will nurse their wounds and earn money for the business and she will #leave the man that she loves to nurse his own wounds as she will her own through this service. she does not want Jang Hyun to suffer #from knowing her. she will suffer if she has to by letting him go.#and ofc Mr. General understands none of this hence why he is such a petty ass bitch feeling sorry for himself when she's kidnapped #like bitch. why we got to get Ryang Eum AND Yeon Jun to tell you she's been taken for you to believe the rumors f*ck you #and that too not until they find evidence ffs come on #that being said tho it has been whiplash af to go from me wanting to cut out this man's tongue every time he calls her his wife #during his pity party session to seeing him go through guilt and emotional turmoil in TWOE since he acts as Jun Mo's best friend #and colleague there/is technically the one who tuned him into the undercover sh*t. i hope he's a good man in the end he's too #attractive with that haircut in the 90s not to be

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joeyisourranger · 11 months

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eating my weight in lentils this week so i don’t get rejected from the blood drive (again)

#i think i’m probs anemic but i’m gonna pretend i can outsmart this crumbling skin suit anyway #if u are a nurse or a dietitian don’t read this #have not donated since high school because the second time i went they were like girl no gtfo of here with your iron-less blood #and i’ve been too ashamed to try again since #HERE’S HOPIN #i’ve had so much caffeine holy shit send help

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