my take on the 1933 Popeye cartoon "Plumbing Is A 'Pipe'" where instead of Wimpy and Popeye coming over and failing to solve Olive's plumbing problems, Bluto comes over and stick his penis in the burst pipe
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Popeye
Oh, I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I'm strong to the finich
'Cause I eats me spinach
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I'm one tough Gazookus
That hates all Palookas
That ain't on the up and square
I biffs 'em and buffs 'em
And always out roughs 'em
And none of 'em gets nowhere
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The Sea Hag - art by Bud Sagendorf (1967)
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Profiles in Villainy
Bluto
A selfish, greedy and violent brute, the cad known as Bluto (sometimes Brutus or Bluto the Terrible) has been the recurrent foe of Popeye the Sailor. Bluto and Popeye have matched wits on countless occasions as the lumbering villain has gone to despicable lengths to best his enemy and strike it rich. Although Bluto is quite strong, burly and resilient, he is no match for Popeye when the sailor is fueled by his strength-inducing spinach.
Bluto is additionally a rival of Popeye’s when it has come to the affections of the fair Olive Oyl. While Olive is often flattered to see two men vying for her attention, Bluto frequently takes it to far and abducts her or puts her at peril. Thankfully, Popeye has always been able to save her and there has been many an occasion where Olive has saved herself.
Throughout the many adventures of Popeye, there have been some that have seen Bluto and Popeye as friends and even business partners. There are also numerous fantasy tales where Bluto has played different roles, such as a fiendish king or a despotic sheik. At some point Bluto married a woman named Lizzie and had a son whom he named Tank.
Numerous actors have provided the voice for Bluto, including William Pennell, Gus Wickie and Allan Melvin. The villain’s first appearance in animation was in the 1933 Fleischer Studios production, Popeye The Sailor.
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Try this, you one-eyed runt!
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I can’t not put into words how appreciative I am right now…
While it is 8 days until my birthday I probably wouldn’t have any time to post it on that day, so I’ll post it early!!
One of my great friends made me an early gift, and I can’t thank them enough!!!
Includes my comfort characters… omggg just ommgmfmdnf I am literally shaking right now, they did such a great job and I literally can’t thank them enough!!!! TYTYTYTY!!!!
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