Subaru's bisexual awakening...

He asks Kotetsu for help and doesn't go as planned

Shop Update!

✨ New Prints & Pins ✨

Shop 💫 Bergamote Bunny

Rin the scenarios with this are going to drive anyone crazy just think a drink at the bar with him wearing this trying to get some because Childe dared him to water thisturn into a one night stand or finding a sex add for people who want some relief the possibilities are endless with this I am (s) creaming at the thought 🤤hehshshshhshsh

i volunteer

i mean i'd imagine people are going to SWARM that man as soon as he steps in the bar wearing that shirt.

come on.

you've seen him.

who can resist THAT???

-but you know what, i feel like zhongli would be very selective in choosing who gets it.

it might have been just a dare, but childe never specified any rules other than 'i dare you to give a lucky guy you meet at the bar an orgasm while wearing this shirt', he thinks with a small smirk as a server places yet another drink he never ordered on his table, saying that it was from the person two tables away this time. and since there is a whole crowd who seems to be interested, he might as well pick someone who seems trustworthy and enjoy himself while he- "don't drink that, it's spiked." he meets your worried eyes and smiles politely, putting the glass back down on the counter. well, here's a potential candidate.

or a more wholesome scenario:

imagine wearing the same shirt because you lost a bet with your friends. when you saw each other at the bar cue spiderman meme and see how uncomfortable the both of you were, you instantly understood each other. instant camaraderie right then, right there. so what do you do? you team up and exit the bar after bidding your friends goodbye, acting drunk and clinging to each other's arms. and then you're in zhongli's car, laughing and thanking each other for saving your asses from having to hook up with random people. zhongli offers you a change of clothes and you can't wait to get out of the stupid shirt, so you end up going to the nearest mall to buy a shirt for yourself (he himself brought a change of clothes; man was prepared to bail, it seems), which zhongli paid for. you insist on paying him back, so you both end up going to a nearby jazz lounge and talking over your snacks and cocktails. ever the gentleman he is, he drives you home and you leave each other that night with a new number saved in your phones. granted, it's without any orgasm, but at least you gained a crush.

Why, a SIMP is... Well, it's you

How am I a SIMP?

Is it because I'm a bunny?

Little man sleeping his meds off

My old man is balding. This shedding season is rough. rip to chonky boi's chonk

Raised on Ash

some fake twitter posts ft. my lovely oc <3

Kim's account gets suspended quite a bit, it's only a matter of time before he's permanently banned tbh

SPOILER CHAPTER 419 MHA

WHAT THE HELL DID HORIKOSHI DO TO MY BOY!

THIS IS EVIL, PURE EVIL.

counting the minutes until i can fight my shitty evil wife again

i've started to play degrees of lewdity and i'm considering also reblogging stuff about it here because in no way i'm exposing i'm playing that game in my main

no bc why was butters so concerned about kenny and tammy warner’s relationship 🤨

…jealous much, leo?

being a rabbit was very important to saving hyrule and he hated every second of it. but he was a bunnie

Oh my god, I just had a thought…

…what if, when Raist finally visits the Inn after all those years and of course Tika and Caramon are pissed and there’s tons of fighting

And then Tas is like, “I know what’ll solve this - a wedding!”

And everyone stares at Tas until he explains that he meant that Tika and Caramon should have a second wedding, one that includes Raistlin. That way they can reconcile because, in Tas’s view, ‘weddings are a beautiful and joyous occasion that bring family together!’

Awww I can just imagine Raist standing by Caramons side. He’s still wearing his wizard robes of course but he’s jazzed them up with a scarf draped over his shoulders (kinda like the look Loki wore in the museum scene in Avengers, you know the one) and trying his best to look grumpy but there’s a hint of a smile on his face but he’s half hiding it in the shadow of his hood and also his hair). And of course Tas has to be the ring bearer.

…yeah I’m probably definitely gonna draw this later.

He is loafing politely also

i went through over an entire toilet roll of bleeding im pretty sure im not a person anymore . my body hurts a lot . waa

u got any mini tampons that fit up ur nose? holds u gently n rocks you in my arms like a baby