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your-fave-is-bi · 2 years
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mom driving: call ur dad’s workplace and say you want to speak to him me: [doing that word for word] mom: [corrects my words to chastise me n point out i was being rude and could be more polite]
bruh you TOLD me to say that.
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bratshaws · 2 years
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goodness gracious 23. brb x oc
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a/n: I GOT MY NEW KEYBOARD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA yes YESSS yes ok yes. we're back in business guys. Also I kinda worked a little bit on Rooster's past??? Just tiny things really.
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pairing: plus size!oc x rooster
warnings: fluff ,Rooster being horny (do i even need to tag this anymore) and supportive.
chapters:
1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10/11/12/13/14/15/16/17/18/19/20/21/22
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 “He said yes?”
“He did!” Beatrice says with the phone on her ear, holding it up with a shoulder as she folds her laundry, “Didn’t even hesitate.”
“Huh…I mean, you did tell him he’d be like fresh blood on shark infested waters right?”
“Yes, Leo, I made that very clear.”
Her brother on the other end ‘huh’ed again, the sound of kitchen utensils being washed in the background, “Brave man. I get freaked out sometimes and it's my family too…did you just call me to tell me that?”
“Kind of,” Beatrice changes ears while propping the laundry basket to her hip bone, “I just wanted to ask you when we get there, to let him in on some info, who to not talk to.”
“Like the Bitch Trio?” while she wouldn’t call her cousins that, Leonardo wouldn’t be wrong, “Those would be the first ones he should avoid.”
“I don’t get why people keep inviting them.” the brunette huffed, walking up the steps to the loft area, Jolene following her right behind, just waiting for her to drop the laundry basket so she could hop inside and enjoy the warmth.
“‘Cause they are family, which is some bullshit. Everyone knows they love starting drama. Especially Melinda,” he makes a disgusted noise, “I swear, aunt Martha is just too nice, I would never invite them to any celebration.”
Beatrice chuckles, kneeling to the floor with the basket by her side, giving Jolene a sigh when she hopped inside immediately. Instead of pushing her off, she just scratched the top of her head as the pittie got comfortable, “I wouldn’t either. Is there anyone else you think he should be careful with?”
“Oh, oof, man…I think everyone pretty much is a huge warning sign before they meet him for real. I do think uncle Roberto will like him, maybe even uncle Elia.”
“Uncle Eli is coming??? He never joins celebrations.”
“The wedding thank you gifts are expensive wine bottles, Little Bitty. Do you really think he wouldn’t come?”
“You got a point.” she says, gently tapping Jolene’s butt so she could move and Beatrice finally could put her clothes in the armoire “Do you think he’s going to try and sing on stage, pushing the actual singer off?”
“Oh absolutely, he is the reincarnation of Louis Prima after all. With aunt Sonia following behind as his backing vocals.”
“Jesus.”
Leonardo laughs on the other end, shutting the water off when he’s done washing dishes, “But, I dunno, I think it’ll be fine. Him saying yes is already a good sign.” his sister’s less than enthusiastic noise doesn’t stop him from speaking, “Hey, you guys will sit with us, I’ll help him out the best I can. Plus, having Bibi there will help with distraction.”
Beatrice smiles looking down at her folded laundry inside the drawer, “I guess you are right.”
“She’s very excited to be the flower girl,” he begins, “But even more because she thinks the vineyard will have frogs that she’ll try to bring home and scare the fuck out of Cyn.”
Beatrice chuckles softly, remembering the time Bianca grabbed a bunch of frogs and put them inside the little bag she was holding. When asked by her mother what it was, she just opened and Cynthia shrieked in fear, running away to hide inside the house while Leonardo had to tell Bibi to let the frogs go. There was a knock to her front door that made Jolene scramble to her paws, whining all the way down since she knew who’d be, “Leo, I gotta go. I’ll talk to you before the wedding, okay?”
“Sure Little Bitty, just a tip, you should come by during lunchtime ‘cause everyone will be too busy to notice any car coming to the hotel.”
“Oh,you are right, thanks Leo.”
“No problem, talk to you later.”
She finished the call, rushing down the staircase with her bare feet hitting the steps loudly, the smile already on her face before she even reached the door. Jolene’s whole body shook with excitement when Beatrice opened it, the pittie immediately greeted Rooster by jumping around him and standing on her hind legs with her paws on his stomach. Beatrice allowed him to pet the dog first, knowing Jolene would neve leave him be if he didn’t, then leaned up to kiss his lips when he stood to his full height. “Hey,” she whispers, giving him another peck, “How was the gym?”
“Fine.” he smiles, fixing the duffel bag on his shoulder as he enters, Beatrice closing the door behind him, “By the way, I found out your friend Evelyn’s last name.”
“Oh?”
“Yep, Simpson.” 
“Oh, oh yeah.” she smiles, oblivious as to why he seemed so elated on telling her that, “How did you find out?”
Rooster chuckles, “Well, yesterday Hangman tried to score up with her again right?” she nods, signaling she was still listening, “So he walks up with her through the base until he sees Cyclone, who’s a vice admiral and whose name is what? Beau Simpson. I wasn’t there but Nat was and she said that Hangman’s face lost all color when he figured out who her father really was.”
Beatrice blinked, walking into her kitchen with him following, “Oh…did that scare him off?” 
“I mean, he looked terrified according to Nat.” she hums, which in turn makes him look at her, “What?”
“Well…Evelyn’s main issue with Navy guys is how they’d always freak out once they met her dad, running away.” Maybe it was the hopeless romantic in her, but she felt the two of them could work out, “I guess, I don’t know, maybe if Jake really is interested in her he could show he had no issues with her father being who he is.”
Rooster blinks in silence, then a smile slowly spreads over his lips, “You are so cute.” he says, stepping closer to kiss her,  “But I’ve never seen Jake with a girl for more than twenty four hours, babe.”
“Maybe Evelyn is the change he needed.” she says it back, wrapping her arms around his neck while he does the same to her waist, he showered at the gym before coming so he smelled so fresh, “Would it be so weird?”
“Yes. It’s Hangman, Bea.” Rooster smiles at her little pout, rubbing the pad of his thumb on the plump flesh of her lower lip, “You are very sweet, but I don’t see Jake changing how he is just because of a woman.”
“I still think there’s a chance.” she murmurs, “If Jake wants to make the effort.” 
He sighs deeply, making a face, “I don’t think it’s possible but I also don’t want to talk about Hangman anymore,” he cups the back of her legs to pick her up and set her on the counter, pressing a trail of kisses down her jaw to her neck, “It’s weird when I’m trying to kiss you.”
She giggles, leaning her head back to give him more space, her hand dragging up from his nape to the top of his hair, nails dragging on his scalp. He moans quietly, pressing his hips to hers while her legs wrap around his waist, “Brad…” he hums, keeping his teeth and tongue on her skin, “I thought you said you were coming with me to buy Halloween candy for tonight. Remember?”
The pilot groaned on her neck, dropping his forehead against the skin, “I did, didn’t I?”
“If you don’t want to–”
“No I do, it’s just,” he inhales her lavender scent with a happy groan “You are just so sexy I can’t think straight.” he pulls back from her neck, after pressing a kiss right under her jaw for good measure, tugging her out of the counter.
She just blushed even harder, laughing softly at him, “We’ll be back before you know it.” she pecks his pouting lips, “I promise I’ll make it up to you.”
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“I haven’t eaten Halloween candy in years.” Rooster says, leaning his elbows on the back of the shopping cart while Beatrice was picking colorful bags of soft chewy candy, in her hands. Bradley followed the bag being dropped inside the cart with his eyes, picking it up for him to check what it was.
“Oh I used to sometimes.” she giggles, “Bibi liked to share hers with me. So I always had a little bit to myself.” Beatrice crouches down the aisle to pick another bag of candy, this one shaped like witches hats “Halloween was always a nice holiday for me.”
“Yeah?” he asks, not being able to keep the smile on his face when she nods, the movement shaking the french braid behind her head, “Was it your favorite holiday?”
“Christmas is my favorite, with Halloween in close second.” she walks forward a bit more, with Rooster following close behind, grabbing a few Nerds packets to drop inside too, “I loved dressing up for Halloween, it was always so fun.”
He smiles, pushing himself off the cart to step close to her, one of his hands touching her jeans clad hip as she struggled to reach a bag of cherry Twizzlers, easily grabbing a good amount in his hand, “I loved getting treats.” he says it while pressing a kiss to the edge of her jaw, making Beatrice smile and kiss him back quickly.
“We can’t make out in the middle of an aisle, Roos.” she whispers but still presses her lips to his once more.
“Why not? It’s not like I’ll…push you into a dark corner and just make sure you get out of breath just by kissing.”
“Roos!” the brunette giggles, pressing a hand on the middle of his chest, just to hold him back. “You’ll have to be patient.” he sighs, straightening himself before returning to his earlier position by the red handle, his lips pursing into a little pout. She smiles sweetly, going back on her quest to get as many candy types as she could, tossing a few Halloween toys in the cart as well. 
His smile however, only got bigger when he noticed how excited she got while getting treats for the trick or treaters. When he got to her place earlier that morning, he saw the front of her house adorned with several spooky decorations, including a pair of fake pumpkins that glowed from the inside and a ghost made out of fabric and a wire stabbed in between her flower pots. She did tell him this would be her first time getting trick or treaters at her house and she wanted them to have a good time.
Hence why she was so pumped on getting a variation of sweets, of toys and things she knew kids would love. While looking down to the slowly filling cart, Rooster couldn’t help but ask her “What’s your favorite?” she turns her head to him in question and he nods to the candy bags inside the cart “Halloween candy.”
“Oh!” Beatrice purses her lips, “I don’t know, I always liked Twizzlers, the cherry ones…and gummy bears and Butterfingers. What about you?”
Rooster hums, looking around the aisle to wrack his memory “I don’t know,anything with chocolate I guess.” he chuckles, “But I do like Butterfingers too…and Sour Patch Kids. I loved those, I liked beheading them.”
That makes a laugh sputter out of Beatrice’s mouth, dropping a few more bags inside the cart, “Weirdly cannibalistic but very cute.” she smiles, “I used to do the same too.” she looks down at her phone, peeking her tongue out while checking her notes, “I think we got pretty much everything…I already have the baggies at home, so!I think we are done here.”
“I think the kids will love it.”
“Yeah?”
“Hell yeah, look.” he spreads his arms over the cart, grinning up at her “If I was a kid getting treats, I’d go insane for all of this.” her smile makes his heart flip with happiness, her cheeks dusting with red over his compliments. God he loved it, he loved her…he still had to find a good time to say it, which he wanted badly, but it had to be the perfect time. Nothing to interrupt them, no one to ask them questions, just two people confessing to one another.
Yes, the perfect time. He hoped it would happen soon.
Beatrice slid her phone back into her back pocket, “I hope so…” she walks next to him as he leads the cart for her, “I can’t wait to see their costumes. Some kids can be very creative!Or…their parents, in that case.”
“I don’t even know what kids watch these days.” he mutters, “Is Muppet Babies still a thing?”
“I don’t think so.” she chuckles, “They’ll probably dress up as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or something, they never go out of style.”
Rooster keeps her in his peripheral, her smaller hand covering his own when he moves the cart, so he decides to push it one handed to interlace their fingers together. They approach the cashier, who looks bored out of her mind with a bat fascinator on top of her head, who rings everything quickly, her monotone voice wishing them a ‘Happy Halloween’ before they leave the market.
Beatrice was so busy putting everything inside Rooster’s Bronco, that she did not notice the pair of eyes looking her way…but Rooster did. He looked over his shoulder to where a guy, a bit shorter than him, watched the two from a Chevrolet red pickup truck. He could only describe his appearance as an off brand Vanilla Ice with longer hair. While he was wearing his sunglasses, his head was turned right in the guy’s direction, so he was sure the dude could notice he was looking.
The guy moved his eyes from Beatrice to Rooster when the pilot stepped right in his line of sight. Clearly the guy wasn’t expecting him to move, nor the not so subtle nod of ‘what are you looking at’, he sent his way. He followed the guy with his eyes narrowed, watching him scramble to get into his truck and speed out of the parking lot.
Rooster stood behind Beatrice for a little while longer, just until she announced she was done. His annoyed façade dropped, turning into a smile when he looked down at her, “Let’s go then.” He didn't feel like sharing the info about the guy yet, he didn’t want to scare her with the news of a creep looking her way. 
“Ohh,I’m so excited!” she said happily, shimmying a bit on her seat, his anger fading completely once he got in, “I hope this is enough, do you think it’s enough?”
Bradley laughs when he turns the car on, “I think it’s more than enough. You’ll make a lot of kids happy tonight.” her little smile only got bigger and brighter, clasping her hands together on her lap. “Are you dressing up too?”
“Oh, no, I’ll just wear black and call it a modern witch.” she giggles, “My costume is set for tomorrow.”
His ears perk up with interest, then his brain makes the connection “Penny’s Halloween Party?” she nods, unaware of how his jaw moved with a question “I didn’t know you were dressing up.”
“Oh,I mean, Penny said we could if we wanted to.” she shrugs, leaning on a hand while looking outside the window. He was quiet for a while, making Beatrice blink in his direction, finally noticing he wanted to know what she was going to dress up as “Oh! Julie Newmar’s Catwoman.”
It took every fiber in his body to not swerve in the road, choosing to instead clench the steering wheel tight enough to make the cover creak under his grasp. When he was a prepubescent boy, he discovered the Batman series by random. He couldn’t remember if there were vhs tapes or some channel was running the show again just for shits and giggles. But what he did remember was his crush on every single version of Catwoman from that show, but especially Julie Newmar.
He was just a young boy whose interest in girls hadn’t developed fully yet, he knew he liked them but not enough to be gobsmacked by one of them. Then he saw Julie Newmar’s Catwoman and his brain exploded, discovering that he was really into brunettes. But of course, it wasn’t only Beatrice’s hair color that attracted him to her, it was much more than that but it genuinely made him pay more attention the first time.
So to hear that her, his very gorgeous girlfriend, was going to dress up as one of his childhood crushes was doing something to him.  He cleared his throat, accommodating himself on the seat when a sudden heat came from below towards his neck, definitely flushing the tanned skin, “That’s nice.” he croaked out, “I mean, you’ll look nice.”
Bea smiled, “Thank you, I’ve always wanted to dress as her and Ev knew someone who could make her outfit with my measurements.” he let out a shaky breath just imagining her with that skin tight outfit, shaking his head to refocus, “I don’t know what Shells will be dressed as, I know Penny will be Wonder Woman.”
“That’s nice.” he had to remember he was driving a car, in the middle of a road in the afternoon, with candy that could definitely melt if he chose to park the car somewhere and just figure out how flexible he could be in the front seat. “Do we have to dress up too?”
She shrugs, pursing her lips “If you want. I know some patrons will dress up…and Phoenix said she will too.” he arches his eyebrow at her “She said she’ll dress up as a cactus.”
He was about to say something, but knowing how Phoenix humor could be sometimes he chose to just keep his mouth shut. “I have an idea for a costume.” she tilts her head towards him, waiting for his reply “A strapping pilot who likes to wear Hawaiian shirts.” Beatrice rolls her eyes laughing, which in turn makes him laugh as well, parking the Bronco in front of her house “No, but seriously, I don’t have any idea what I could dress up as.”
“Well,” she unbuckled her seatbelt, pursing her lips, “You could be…hmmm…oh you’d be a great Gomez. You know, from the Addams Family?” 
“I do look great in a suit.” he chuckles, stepping out from the car to open the passenger seat for her, helping her carry the bags “But I couldn’t be a Gomez without my Morticia, and you are dressing up as Catwoman.” her cheeks flushed under his words, “So maybe a second option is needed.”
Beatrice held two bags up, allowing Rooster to close the passenger door and lock the blue Bronco as she got closer to her door. She gasped, turning to him with a smile, “I know! Magnum P.I! He has a mustache and likes Hawaiian shirts too.”
Rooster couldn’t help but chuckle, “I mean, you have a point.” He waits until she enters the house, Jolene greeting both of them with leaps of joy, running between their legs, bringing her sock monkey as a welcome gift. Beatrice rushes to the kitchen where the colorful Halloween baggies were waiting to be filled inside a large pumpkin bucket, “I could do that.”
“You’d look really good too,” she throws over her shoulder, dropping the bags on her kitchen table -which she just got!! -, the different types of sweets spilling over the dark colored wood “You’d just have to use your shirt, no top underneath.”
With her giving her back to him, Rooster smiled, approaching her from behind to wrap his arms around her waist. “You just want to make it easier for you to take it off,” he kisses right below her earlobe “Which is completely fine by me.”
“Roos…” she bites back her smile “I have to set everything ready and you said you’d help me…” her pilot groans, letting her go with a heavy sigh but he’s smiling, removing his sunglasses to slip them on the collar of his tee, taking a seat next to hers. She was so happy, so excited to do this he had no other feelings but pure adoration towards her.
Every baggie had candies and a gift, a tiny notepad with crayons. She didn’t want to give the kids something that’d be too locked within a gender and pretty much every child liked to draw so it’d be a good gift! While they were busy, she was a lot faster than he was too, he couldn’t help but let his eyes wander to her backyard where he knew she was painting from the time he was deployed. “So…did you finish your picture?” she looks up from tying the baggie with a bright green bow “You said you were painting something when I was gone. Did you finish it?”
Beatrice slows her movements, her cheeks reddening “Oh…um…not yet.” she doesn’t meet his eyes, choosing to focus on filling the baggies instead. His eyes squint humorously, so she was hiding something from him, he was too used to her mannerisms for her to hide stuff like that.
“Do you still want to show it to me once it’s done?”
“Yes.”
“You sure?” his smile turns boyish, the idea it was probably something of a surprise for him making him feel giddy.
“Yes.” she repeats, biting back her smile “You just gotta be patient..and we have to finish this now so we can’t focus on anything else.” he laughs but nods, offering a shrug in her direction as they continue fixing the baggies. 
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She peeks through the curtains again, the pumpkin bucket on her hand as she looks outside “There’s no one yet.” she murmurs, “What if they don’t come here,Roos? I don’t even know if this neighborhood has a lot of kids.”
He steps behind her, nudging his head on her shoulder to look out just like she did “They’ll be here, gorgeous.” she makes a sad noise, her crestfallen expression when she looks down at the bucket tugs at his heart “Hey, hey, they’ll be here. Okay? Give it a few more minutes.”
Beatrice gives him a look, the dark kohl around her eyes making them appear even bigger “Okay…” she couldn’t hold back the smile when he kisses her cheek, “Thank you.”
“You are welcome, pretty girl.” he chuckles, “You sure you don’t want my help?”
“No, I’ll be fine. Just go ahead and relax, you are my guest after all.” she smiles, a soft laugh tittering out of her mouth when he presses a noisy kiss to her cheek again, walking back to the couch where Jolene remained. Beatrice couldn’t help but sigh happily, remembering that after she told him about the wedding, he suggested he could spend the few days before it happened if it helped her feel calmer. So he’d packed up his duffel bag with enough clothes and hygienic products for the time being, choosing to get the suit for the wedding early Friday.
It was comforting having him there, just lounging on her couch wearing his gray sweatpants and no shirt. It was…very nice to know he was in her space. Beatrice’s line of thoughts broke when she started to hear the sudden noise of voices approaching, “Oh my god, oh my god!!” she peeks through the curtain again, seeing a group of kids wander by “Roos!!They are here!”
Rooster chuckles, looking back at Beatrice who was bouncing on the spot with how happy she was, watching her open the door and greet the kids with as much joy as the kids had. He heard the kids gasp and thank her when she gave them the heavy baggies filled with candy, while his eyes remained on the tv, watching Kandy Muse and Tamisha Iman argue during Untucked.
Beatrice remained close to the window, while Bradley and Jolene stayed on the couch, watching Drag Race together. The pitbull’s large head resting on top of his thigh, her eyes blinking sleepily when he petted her head repeatedly, before she succumbed to sleep. He was so focused on watching Drag Race - it was a great show and he already shared his own thoughts with the others, especially Nat who was an avid watcher as well - he didn’t see the time go by.
His girlfriend was just so happy being able to give the kids a good Halloween night she didn’t even move too much from her spot by the window. She did however, blink in surprise when a black Toro pick up truck rolled to a park right outside, a large figure walking out of the driver’s seat to open the passenger door, where a tiny person rushed out.
She could only blink in surprise, seeing the large figure wobble closer, then the doorbell rang. When she opened her eyes immediately focused on her brother looking downright miserable,”Leo?” he purses his lips, then nods “You…uh…what are you doing here?”
“Bibi wanted to see you.” he gestures to the little girl, which makes Bea drop her gaze as well. Bianca was wearing blue overalls, a red shirt and a large red cap with a big M on it with her blonde hair pulled back into it. Not to mention, the paper mustache glued above her niece’s lips. 
“Oh…I–”
“Its-a me! Mario!!” Bibi shouts with gusto, pulling out a tiny stuffed mushroom, playing that she bit into it, then bouncing as if she got bigger - much like Mario did.
Realization hits Beatrice, her eyes slowly dragging back to her older brother and his costume. It was a full green onesie with a sewn on head, big fake eyes staring down at her “Oh my God…you–”
“I am Yoshi, obviously.” 
“No!” Bianca looked back at her father, “You need to make Yoshi sounds!!”
Leonardo sighed heavily, licking his lips and saying the word ‘mlem’ in the highest tone his voice could get. Beatrice sputters, biting her lips to prevent her grin, “Yes, yes laugh all you want.”
“I-I’m s-sorry..” she tried so hard to hold back her laughter, but only managed to cackle even harder, “I-I, you–” she snickers, covering her mouth with a hand while her brother looks at her unamused, “Oh…oh my g-god…I-I’m so sorry. You look-” a quiet snort comes out of her nose “You look gr-great.”
“Uh-huh.” Leo’s drone reply didn’t help the situation, “Bibi, ask auntie.”
Bianca blinked, holding up her pumpkin bucket, “TRICK OR TREAT!! YAHOO!” Beatrice, after wiping her eyes from laughing so hard, dropped a few of the baggies inside her niece’s bucket, smiling down at her when the blonde girl gasped, whispering a ‘cool’ when she opened the baggie already.
Rooster, hearing the commotion - and Bea’s laughter- decided to put on a shirt before he walked closer to the open door. His eyes widened briefly as he took in Leonardo’s costume, “Hey…Yoshi?” Leonardo nods, unamused, gesturing to his daughter who was sniffing a crayon, dressed as the Italian plumber. “Oh hey, nice costume.”
Bianca looks up, her paper mustache crooked as she gasps, “PRINCE ROOSTER!” she shouts, standing to her feet with her tiny arms up in the air “You are here!! Hi!” 
“Hey, Bianca,” he smiles, “Nice mustache, you are going to make me jealous. It looks much better than mine.”
Bianca’s eyes widened, “I’m Mario!” she grins her few toothed smile, “I’m going to get all the candy and defeat Bowser!!” 
“You do that, I believe in you.” Rooster replies, enjoying how the little girl growled out in triumph, her tiny fists in the air. He didn’t even notice his arm was around Beatrice’s waist, force of habit really, but he did see Leonardo’s eyes move to it immediately. He didn’t want to remove it, even if Leonardo’s eyes zeroed on it the moment he noticed it. But Bea’s brother just gave him a small smile and an even smaller nod - which with him dressed as Yoshi was downright hilarious- before grabbing his daughter’s fist.
“Come on BIbi, time to go home.”
Bianca frowned, looking back at her aunt and Rooster, “But I wanna stay! Can’t we stay daddy??”
“Uh… no, cause…mom is waiting for us.”
“Mommy is asleep!”
“Mommy is waiting for us while asleep, let’s go.” he swoops down to grab the little girl in his arms, kissing her cheek “Say bye, Bibi.” the little girl pouted, but did so, before pressing her cheek to her dad’s shoulder in annoyance. 
“Bye!” Beatrice smiles, leaning onto Rooster’s chest as she watches her brother turn around to his car. The moment he does, her eyes just double in size, “Oh my god YOU HAVE A TAIL TOO???”
“SHUT UP!” Leonardo retorts, covering the plushy tail from his costume with a hand. “STOP LOOKING AT MY TAIL!” but his sister was already laughing and Rooster was trying very hard to not laugh a long, rubbing the tip of his thumb against his lips while looking away. Beatrice was still giggling when her brother got into the truck, telling Bianca to cover her ears as he dropped an ‘f’ bomb, but he was laughing just as hard. Beatrice in return, shouted she loved him as he drove off.
Her laughing diminished and she looked down at the bucket in her hands:  empty. She did it. She had her very first Halloween in her house, gave out candy by herself and saw her niece and brother! It was a great night, so great she just turned to Rooster to wrap her arms around his torso, pressing her ear to his chest to hear the heartbeat, “That was fun,” he comments and she nods, “How are you feeling?”
“Good.” her body was also finally relaxing from all the excitement “And tired…but I had fun.”
“You did, it was really nice to see.” he kisses the top of her head, pulling her back inside, “What do you say we get something to eat?” she hums positively, letting go of him to drop the bucket to the floor. But she goes back to holding him,inhaling his cologne before her eyes move back to his, lashes fluttering with the promise of something else. Rooster’s eyes drooped, his tongue wetting out his lips, “Or…you have something else in mind.”
“I did say I’d make it up to you.” she whispers, biting her lower lip while grabbing his hand to lead him upstairs, “Didn’t I?”
“Hmhm.” he mutters, letting her lead him up before he looks back to where Jolene is sprawled on the couch, “What about Jojo?”
“She’ll be asleep…but if you are worried she’ll come upstairs, I have a pet gate that I use when I have to clean up here and she can’t come over.” she says, “I keep it in the laundry room.” She just laughs when he lets go of her hand to bolt downstairs, turning the lights on in the laundry room - her dog just lifting her head then dropping without much interest - before he comes out with the pet gate.
She had never seen someone set it up so quickly, but he did, rushing back upstairs to wrap his arms around her waist. Much to her surprise, he just tossed her over his shoulder, “Rooster!” she yelps, trying to balance herself the best she could, letting out a shout when she feels his hand immediately hit her ass. “Bradley!!”
“Can’t hear you! Going to get my treat!!”
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niuniente · 1 year
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I just want to say like, I love DHD so much because I'm sure you know this because you put so much love into each character (even background ones), but because of that I can relate to so many of them! It makes me so emotional! You do scenarios I don't often read about but in a way it makes me comfortable and I appreciate it! I relate to characters and look forward to seeing each and every one of them, getting excited whenever they pop up even if in the background or someone new appears. So just like... thank you! I appreciate the comics and art! <3 (sorry for being on anon, am shy)
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Thank you! I read this message so many times <3 Yes, I do pay lots of attention to the background and minor characters. They need to look like they belong into the world. Too often I see in series how protagonist and the people around him/her/them differ too much from the general population that it's distracting. Like in Made in Abyss, we have absolutely gorgeous design for Belaf's monster form and every other significant monster was also designed very well but rest of the monster city citizens were just... blobs. Different unshaped blobs. And they're supposed to be the same group.
I've talked about this a few times but I can not physically stop praising comic Blacksad when it comes to background characters! Every single character, even if we saw them just in one panel, is designed with as much detail and character as the main character Blacksad himself and other significant characters of each story. I love it. Even panels of people just minding their own business look and feel real. You can almost guess and imagine each character's life and personality!
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From these panels, the lama lady and the beatnik fox lady are this particular story's main characters but everyone else is detailed and crafted with same love and care as them.
While side characters can't have as much screentime (and information) as the protagonist(s), it is still important to me that whenever they appear, they are paid attention to and you learn at least little bit of something about them. That's how people are in real life, too. You have people around you know as well as your own pockets; people you know well; people you know; people you somewhat know; people you are familiar with; people you know only by name and have 1 extra information of them. None of them is less important or less of a human, or more important or more of a human.
While I myself like to indulge myself into very dark stuff, I don't like to create stuff as dark as the ones I love. One reason for this is also Webtoon's and Tumblr's TOS and how, for example, sex scenes are forbidden. So, while I could personally draw sex scenes to DHD, I can't but I have to go around it somehow. (Of course, having my own DHD web page would solve this - perhaps??? - but I don't have energy to run DHD in 4 different platforms)
Someone said that DHD is more like Dark Hope genre, and I love it. I find so much solace, comfort and soothing from things people find dark and try to show that there's always light. Even a small dot but it is there.
Plus, you can always choose to live by the code; Do No Harm, Take No Shit. Like Alrick :3
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malleleothreesome · 3 months
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hii!! tysm for the nice compliments to my drawing,, I was so surprised when u followed back 🥹
I love your oneshots and hcs sm!! sometimes doodle stuff based on them ahshxhs 💖💖
and also happy Valentine's day 🩷
Omg OF COURSE!!! I love it so much… I’m still thinking about it tbh cause it was like all of my favorite things in one 🥰 Mal, Nightmare Before Christmas, and Valentine’s Day because I’m a sap 😭😭😭 Plus I love your art style so much!!!
Aw you’re so sweet 🥹💖 tbh I’ve been admiring your art for a while now!!! I can’t believe I wasn’t following you sooner… I’m so bad cause I guess I just hang out in the Malleus tag too much and forget to click follow 💀 but fr I love your art, ‘I CAST FUCK YOU’ IS ICONIC ‼️
I’M SO—I CANNOT BELIEVE OMG… that is like TRULY the coolest thing ever to hear as a writer ahdchwhsjjxqb FOR REAL IM GEEKING OUT RIGHT NOW!!! I hope to keep writing things that are inspiring to you!!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY NEW MOOT 💖💕💗💞💓
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experiment14-12 · 10 months
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(I feel like I'm overdue for this, so here we go!)
(Most characters come directly from me, @sanalune-forest, and @the-machines.)
*Sean, Nick, Tsuki, Mike, and Arco are gathered around playing a game of Five Things.*
Everyone: Five Things! Five Things!
Arco: Five Things to say in the bedroom.
*this'll be good-*
Tsuki: FUCK!
*everyone is already laughing.*
One!
Nick: I'm ready!
Two-!
Sean: Where do I put it-?
*the laughter gets worse...*
Three-?!
Mike: Who the hell are you?!
FOUR-
Nick: I'm NOT ready!
FIVE-!
*everyone is just dying.*
Random Incorrect Quotes!
(@oogaboogaspookyman's quotes gave me inspiration for most of these XD)
Ori, texting Tsuki: you talk a lot about liking dick on tumblr.
Tsuki: i mean, they're mainly shitposts, but i do also like dudes.
I'm a bistentsual
Bidectual
Ori: Take your time.
Tsuki: Bursxtual
Holes
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Ethan (from the Machines): This conversation is related to a DoorDash order.
Hey they all out of lesayna
lasanya
Leysayna
The shit Garfield eat
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Sean, travelling through a forest with Flo: ♪ We're all gonna be safe, and we're all gonna have a great time~! ♪
*something breaks behind them both*
Flo: ♪ ...WHAT THE JESUS CHRIST WAS THAT?! ♪
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Mike: I am making a law. Any use of UwU or OwO is now illegal, those who use these terms will be arrested for crimes against humanity.
Ethan: cwimes against huwumanity :3
Mike: i will break your fucking kneecaps.
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Arco: HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD?!
Sean, with one arm amputated, and half his face burned: I HAVE NO IDEA! :D
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Nick: I thought you were dead!
Flo, who just woke up: ...No, I was just down here, having a nap. What the fuck is going on???
Nick: ...You were very still, I-
Flo: I'm a very sound sleeper- Sorry, you thought I was DEAD, and instead of calling for help, or getting an ambulance, you got somebody to dress as an oversized shit version of me, and started singing fucking SHOWTUNES???
Nick: ...the show must go on-?
Flo: Oh, this is BULLSHIT!
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Arco: WHAT IS THIS GAME, DUDE?!
*everyone is laughing*
ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
GIVE ME A GREEN CARD!
*he's picking up anything BUT green cards.*
WHAT. ARE. YOU. DOING?! HOLY SHIT!!!
*He finally picks up a green 5 and places it down.*
Sean: *sharp inhale* Oh, don't do it-!
*Flo places down a green reverse, while making the perfect representation of a Lenny face.*
Sean: Oh, don't do it-!
Arco, enraged at this point: I DON'T HAVE A GREEEEEN!!!!!
*everyone is fucking DYING, wheezing.*
Arco: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
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*Tsuki and Ethan are chilling in the living room.*
*Tsuki makes some sort of noise that sounds like a demonic vomit, but looks like he sneezed.*
Tsuki: ... you're not even gonna say "God bless you"?
Ethan: THAT WAS A FUCKIN' SNEEZE-?!
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(Credit goes to Daniel Thrasher on YouTube and TikTok for this one!)
Tsuki: What's up, Flo? What do you want for linner?
Flo: That's not a thing...
Tsuki: Yeah, it is. Lunch, dinner... before suppert.
Flo: Is that supposed to be dessert-?
Tsuki: Plus supper, yes.
Flo: well, that is unnecessary...
Tsuki: It's efficient, Flower. Here. Hand me the scizilk.
Flo: The what???
Tsuki: THE SCISSOR MILK.
*there's a jug of milk with a plastic fastener going through the cap, and through the side of the jug.*
Flo: Why did you-
Tsuki: Emergalcium. (Emergency calcium.)
Osneorapnyone. (Osteoperosis can sneak up on anyone.)
*Tsuki rips off the pair of scissors that were taped on to the jug.*
Flo: What- what are you saying...?
Tsuki: JUST READ THE TEXT ON THE SCREEN, FLO!
*Tsuki cuts the fastener to open the cap.*
Flo: What...?
*Tsuki is cutting the place where the fastener was on the jug of milk to open it up more.*
Tsuki: Bayingpholtence, antsicavortime. (By saying the whole sentence at once, I can save more time.)
*Tsuki then takes off the cap.*
Flo: Okay, well, uhh, what- what is scissor milk?
*Tsuki looks frustrated. Now, everything he says is one word, but it sounds like he's saying multiple words at the same time.*
Tsuki: S̢̬̦̦̫̖̦̤̝̗̼͈̱͓͉̞͍̘̰̟͙̿̉ͦ͑̋ͩ́̐̅́ͪ̆̎ͩͪ̄̅ͭ̌̅҉̷́͘͟͢͞͏̷̛̕҉̴̵̴̢̢͝͞C̴̯̪̙̞̼͕̙̦͔͚͊̈͆̒̈́̓̊ͣ͗ͪ̑̀ͣ̒ͅͅ͏̀I̶̵̧̧̨̛̛ͮ͐̾̓̑ͮ̈̍ͩ͒͆̕͢͡͠͞͡҉͡͏Ş̣͓̠̬͓̣̗͎̳̮͍̤̦͈ͦ̆̉̄̄̎̈ͨ̒́S̸̵̵̡̧̢̨̢̛̭̠̱̰̭͔͘͘̕͘͜͢͞͞ͅǑ̫̖̮͚̣̝̱͕̥̃̎ͩ̇̾̑̓͛̆͒̐͑͐R̴̵̗̮̙͎̤͚̥̳̘̥̺̦̾ͣͪ̿͆̇ͩ͌͊̃̚͘͞҉̷̢̕̕͘͜Ş͈̖̪̘̙̻̣̙̮͕̠ͦ̆̊̀ͪ͋ͨ̎́҉̶!̺̦̤͙̹͔̰͙̤̉̋ͭ͗̄͛̽̀́͢͜͟͠ͅ (It's for when I need Scissors and milk at the same time!)
*Tsuki slams the cap down, and pours himself a cup of milk???*
Flo, speechless: ...How are you doing that?
Tsuki: Ḙ̵̴̷̴̷̢̟̰̯̼̫̱́̏ͫ̃͡F̸̝͚̥͓̥̻̲̐ͨ̃͒͛ͅF̷̵̧̪͓̮̭͍́̽ͦ̿̑͗́̀̕͟͞͞͝͡I̗͚̙͈̠͈͈̓̓ͅ͏̶͜͡C̡̜͎̮̬̪ͧͣͪ̃ͯͥ̅̆̈́͘͘҉̴̵̧̀̀͘Į̴̛̛͓̟̲͖̟̝ͮ̓ͪ̃̎̽́͠ͅͅË͎͙̭͚̘̱̯̟ͩ̽ͯN̻̼̝͗̎̎͑ͥ͏̴̸̨͢͝͝͏̴̛T̫͉͚͖͉̙͕̩͎̖̾͗̚͢҉.̶̨̡̝͓̟̖̮͔̾͊̋ͬͤ̐̀͞͝ (I MUST BE MORE EFFICIENT.)
Flo: D- DO YOU NEED ME TO CALL SOMEBODY?!
Tsuki: N̨̧L҉̡͘Ó͜. ̷ǸE͝FF͏̷IC҉́I͢ÈN͢ƯF́F̧̨͜. ̷̴͞I҉̵̀M̵̡͜Ú͞C̡͘͟K̡̢͝IN̸̷͜E MW͢͝͡HE҉T̸̢̨H̢̡͡Ę́R ͞͠T͏̢HEǸ̸͞I̴V҉E ̵M͟͡U҉͞L͠I̧̧͜NC̸͘E. (NLO. NEFFICIENUFF. IMUCKINE MWHETHER THENIVE MULUNCE. (NO, FLO. NOT EFFICIENT ENOUGH. I MUST COMBINE MORE WORDS TOGETHER SO I CAN LIVE MORE LIVES AT ONCE.))
Flo, seeing the same words and letters everywhere: JESUS CHRIST!!!!!
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zackcrazyvalentine · 2 years
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Ooh! Lemme send in the prompt [SHELLS] where Slyvan shows Thais his newly collected shells!
Slyvan... cutie 😭💖
Let the goats bleat!
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Slyvan trudged onwards to a new expanse of sand to examine. In one hand, he held a small bucket that rattled slightly due to its contents bouncing and sliding as he walked.
At the the border of the ocean's reach, between dry and wet sand, Thais was seated. She wished to enjoy the cooling water, but also wanted to keep herself out of deeper waters since she knew not how to swim. Her solution? Let the last soft rolls of incoming waves lick at her feet.
She had observed the goat beastman crouch and dig at the sand, constantly standing up and advancing as he went. "Could he be searching for sea shells?"
Once the powder blue haired boy was close enough, Thais waved at him. "Hey there, Slyvan! Enjoying the beach?"
"Oh, Turquoise. Hello!" He came closer so they wouldn't need to raise their voices to speak. "Beach day has been fun."
The girl nodded and signaled at his bucket with a tilt of her head. "Collecting sea shells?"
Slyvan smiled and nodded once. "Shells have many colors and shapes to them. Their uniqueness can be compared to gemstones. Would you like to see?"
"Absolutely!" Thais said enthusiastically.
The Pomefiore student sat down next to his classmate and becan showing off the little treasures.
"This one's one of the biggest, the dark color makes it look elegant."
"Look at this one. It's very flat and its corners are irregular. Saltwater erosion."
"The white and peach colors of this one are lovely. Plus, its smooth underside is soothing. Would make a nice destressing toy, were it not a fragile shell."
"These two... They're tiny!"
"So far, this is the only conch I've been able to find."
So on and so forth Slyvan explained some of the reasons why he decided to keep the shells.
Soon enough, a colorful array of delicate trinkets was displayed on Thais' palms and part of her thighs. He used her offered limbs as make-do tables.
She smiled bright with wonder in her honey eyes. "You've gathered a beautiful collection, Slyvan. Can I ask if you have any plans for them? As in, maybe do crafts or jewelry with them? Or will you keep them in display?"
The boy hummed, "I've yet to decide. But I sure have enough shells to do some projects and to keep in a display."
After a couple more exchanged words, Slyvan and Thais carefully put the shells back into the bucket. However, before the boy could continue his search, Thais remember something and called for him again.
"Oh, wait up! I think I have something you'll like to add!" Carefully, she procured a small white disk from the sand under one of her legs. "Here! It washed up with one of the waves when I sat down. It's a sand dollar skeleton!"
"A nice addition to your collection, don't you think?"
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HOPE THE CUTE GOAT BOYO ISN'T TOO OOC!!!!
I'm a little curious as to why he would be collecting shells It's a fun activity, yes... but maybe there's another reason? 👀 I wanna know~
Sand dollars always caught my eye when I saw them in the sand and in souvenir stores, had to add a mention of them with this fitting prompt!
This prompt also had me searching for my own small collection of shells I brought from one of my vacations years ago lol Sea shells are just whimsical~
Thank you for your ask, Aurora! Hope this answer is to your liking! ^ o ^ /
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captainshyguy · 6 years
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ITS FINALLY RAINING OUTSIDE 
HARD
IT HASNT DONE THAT IN LIKE 6 WEEKS ITS BEEN INSUFFERABLY HOT
EVEN IF THIS LASTS 5 MINUTES IM SO HAPPY 
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onegroovyrose · 2 years
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Hey Val! :3 I got this sense that I had to check your stuff to see what’s new and we have a Chris who is ready to duel, but then we also have baby Chris?!?! <333 He’s like so cute and my brain broke and I love him. Plus: Bryon being a parent?! Fabulous idea Val. :’) And not to mention well drawn. :D Also, I was wondering if you would share some of your head canons about Chris and dragonfable Chris- I mean Warlic. Only if you want to though! ^^ Have a great rest of your day/night! <33 Stay safe!
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WAHGUBHUGHUHGHUBIHGUHU THANK YOU!!!!! 🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOUR SENSES ARE IMMACULATE.... with finals done I finally (ha!) have a bit more time for drawing!! c: More chris's soon >:)
BUT WAH... I'M SO GLAD TO HEAR YOU LIKE BABY CHRIS AND PARENT BYRON?? 🥺<333 PLEASE UNBREAK YOUR BRAIN THOUGH YOUR BRAIN IS IMPORTANT!!!
AND AGUIHIUBHIUGHUIHUH DID YOU SEE THE DUEL LINKS CHRIS SPRITES??? Dude I swear Konami has done everything BUT add him but I'm hoping this is just a sign that he'll be out soon 🥺
LASTLY OH MY GOSH??? I. WOULD. BE. ELATED. TO LIST MY WARLIC HCS I'VE BEEN WANTING TO TALK ABOUT HIM WITH SOMEONE FOR SO LONG BUT I THINK I'D GO ON FOR AN HOUR ASDLFKBIO
Warlic HCS under the cut! :) (Warning they are. long 😔)
He is Bisexual (specifically demi-bi!!) : LISTEN LISTEN he's canonically been in love with a woman named Jaania for ages now and really cares deeply about her ( i have lots of screenshots but to save space I shan't add them here but literally throughout the main story he'll bring her up and how guilty he feels for being part of the cause that she was encased in a crystal prison for like. Years. How afraid he is to talk to her again because "what if I make a mistake" and how she now all but despises him (i could go on for awhile just on this part but ANYWAYS))
(cont.) At the same time he has a friend he's known for awhile named Alexander who loved Jaania as well. In the same accident that caused Jaania to be imprisoned, Warlic had set Alexander on fire which was Alexander's villain origin story so to speak and he becomes the main antagonist of Book 1 (Warlic has immense guilt over this as well and I also have screenshots but this is already long ALSKDGHAIB).
(cont. 2) POINT IS THOUGH... at some point they both go to see Jaania again but it goes really. really wrong (Elegy of Ice and Fire is so good and describes what happens and is my favorite quest ever) and EVENTUALLY HE TAKES ALEXANDER IN CALLS HIM ALEX AS A NICKNAME AND NO ONE ELSE REALLY DOES AND NOW THEY'RE ROOMMATES ALONG WITH WARLIC'S OTHER ROOMMATE CYSERO (WHICH HE CALLS CY)
TLDR he has a lot of guilt, a lot of love, and i like to think he's bi :)(specifically demi-bi! :) )
2. (we finally got to 2 ALSKDHF) Doesn't wear socks because Cysero (roommate) has stolen all of them
3. Cries. often. BUT ALONE... DUDE he's constantly wracked with canonical guilt, has cried not once but twice before, and described to have paralyzing fear, but literally every time something that might make him vulnerable is brought up he shuts down the conversation/thought. The one time you the main character bring up Jaania after another incident he teleports you away before you can finish BUT NOT BEFORE IT ZOOMS AWAY WITH HIS SADDNED EXPRESSION AND I AIAUGHIAUBHIUHGIUAHGUH....
I'm gonna end it here at 3 but i'm literally. overflowing with Warlic thoughts, if you made it here thank you for reading my rambling ASIUFDHAU
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vonlipvig · 3 years
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Survivor Winners at War Ep 13 Recap
2 hour episode right before the 2 hour finale? Damn, we’re BLESSED, let’s GO!
So the episode starts with Michele being like “welp, another shitty tribal council” which is...kind of routine now. Denise also talks a bit about what she was feeling last time, and being all “endure and let go”, which...I understand her. I didn’t really see it as her giving up or anything? Maybe a bit odd, and a bit unconsiderate since she had the necklace so she wasn’t gonna go home, but oh well. There is truth is what she says, still.
Oh, and Jeremy and Tony arguing for a full minute about what constitutes a week was...so hilarious and STUPID.
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I’d just listen to them argue for hours, idc.
Then we got some Serotoni-...sorry, some Sarah and Tony content, which is always appreciated. And AAAAA they’re so GOOD. They know Ben is so dead set on Jeremy, but they wanna go for Nick who def doesn’t want to go to the end with them, so it’s time for Operation Get Ben To Think Voting For Nick Is His Idea!
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Yes, queen, make him think he’s driving, let’s GO!
Buuuuut, the challenge has a slide puzzle, so of COURSE Nick win. Ugh. Time for Plan B, everyone!
So Ben decides to...be sneaky, idk, and try to break Jeremy and Michele’s bond, but he’s so OBVIOUS, CMON DUDE. He tells Jeremy to ask for Michele’s coin and then tells Michele that Jeremy’s gonna ask her for it...AS IF THEY WEREN’T GONNA TALK TO EACH OTHER AND KNOW YOU TOLD HIM TO.
Now everyone wants Ben out, but Tony wants to keep Ben cause that’s Sarah’s and his third, soooo time to turn it against Ben! Nick is kinda left in the middle, cause Sarah and Denise are gonna vote for Michele in case the 50/50 is played, then Tony and Ben vote for Jeremy, and Michele and Jeremy for Ben...
Michele tries to play her coin, and ALMOST wants to play it for Jeremy which...AAAAA? I mean, I’d love that? But GIRLIE YOU’RE IN DANGER PLEASE DON’T DO THAT.
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Jeremy’s face was a whole Mood, lmao.
In the end, she plays it for herself, and it lands on safe (I’m SO sure she practiced lmao, who wouldn’t?)...but in the end Nick goes for Jeremy, and he is voted out.
(I’m sad ;___;).
After tribal we get Michele kind of going off on Nick and asking him “hey champ, how do you think we’re gonna get to the end now!?” WHICH WAS SO FUNNY, CAUSE IT’S MICHELE TELLING HIM OFF I’M-- DKJFHDKJF She’s so right, tho, they’re kinda fucked here.
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Imagine Michele of all people telling you you fucked up. Damn.
Back in EoE, there’s a new scavenger hunt, which Natalie--with her extensive knowledge of EoE--ends up winning (and which she opens her prize with everyone else cause fuck it, everyone is bored as hell, might as well have fun together, right?).
She gets a disadvantage in a challenge to sell to someone in the game, which they can play on someone else, and she ends up trying to sell it to Nick for EIGHT TOKENS, Natalie send Fire Tokens STONKS.
In the end, he uses his six tokens plus Michele’s two and uses it on Ben, which granted, does slow him down a bit, and it’s Michele that ends up winning immunity, right when she needed it!
Denise herself is trying to play up that “defeated” attitude just to keep Michele and Nick from suspecting that they’re gonna vote for Nick, while Nick is proposing to vote for Ben cause he’s good at the firemaking challenge and therefore a threat.
But then Tony goes on the Spy Nest, and UH OH! He overhears Denise talking to Ben and Sarah that she’d love to see Tony go!
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Spy Nest finally open for businee, baby!
So now the names are Nick or Denise...but in the end, bye Nick!
BUT IT DOESN’T END THERE! We get some last moment with the Edge people as they prepare for THE RETURN CHALLENGE AAAA!
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They said, fuck Depression Island!
And people are buying advantages and stuff, and HOLY SHIT GUYS NATALIE IS A BILLIONAIRE! She has 14 fucking tokens, what a QUEEN. She buys three advantages, an idol, AND EVEN AN IDOL FOR TYSON.
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We love the support!
So yeah, then we get a little recap (which was weird, but I mean, that means the finale will start right away!) and THAT’S IT! WE MADE IT HERE! TO THE END!
I’m so excited to watch the finale next Saturday together with my best friend (and my parents, too!). This really means a lot to me, and I’m glad we get to see it all through to the end.
What will happen? Who will come back? Who will win? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I’M HYPED.
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cowboyjimkirk · 4 years
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dad drag anon: HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOLY FUCKING SHIT, BEST DAY EVER!!! MY BEST FRIEND ISN’T WITHDRAWING AFTER ALL *AND* THEIR PARENTS FINALLY LET THEM CHANGE THEIR MAJOR TO THE ONE THEY WANTED ALL ALONG! THEY’RE GONNA BE DOING A LOT OF CLASSES FROM HOME AND COMMUTING TO CAMPUS FOR THE REST FOR A WHILE, AND THEY MIGHT POSSIBLY MOVE BACK TO CAMPUS IN THE FUTURE! WE STILL GET TO DO CHOIR TOGETHER!!! IT STILL WON’T BE THE SAME AS SHARING AN APARTMENT WITH THEM, BUT IT’S SO SO SO MUCH MORE THAN I COULD’VE HOPED FOR TWO DAYS AGO AND I’M SO FUCKING HAPPY!!!!!!!!! PLUS, I CAME HOME YESTERDAY FOR A DOCTOR’S APPOINTMENT I WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE TODAY AND WENT DIGGING THROUGH A BOX OF STUFF THAT WAS SALVAGED FROM MY ROOM AFTER MY HOUSE FLOODED 4 YEARS AGO, AND I FOUND MY YUGIOH CARDS!!! I WASN’T EVEN EXPECTING TO FIND THEM WHEN I DECIDED TO LOOK, I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT THEY’D BEEN LOST FOR GOOD BUT THEY’RE *NOT* AND I *FOUND THEM ALL* AND THEY’RE *RIGHT HERE* HOLY SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ahhh, congrats!!!!!!!!!!!! i’m so glad your friend’s sticking around; i would have been seriously pissed if they got kicked out because of something that wasn’t their fault. 
and it’s such a unique joy to find something from your childhood like that! i hope you have fun rediscovering yugioh and all the reasons you used to love it.
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ittybittybumblebee · 4 years
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I'm not sure how ominous this is, but! I love love love reading your tags!! They're always so nice and give me lots and lots of serotonin everytime I read them!! I also absolutely adore your art! The big heads and eyes work amazing with your style! And your shading is awesome as well!! It looks so nice and soft!
AAAAAAAAA! OH WOW THANK YOU!!! I'M GLAD MY TAGS MAKE YOU HAPPY :D AND TYSM THAT YOU LIKE MY ART!! 💖 Also know that I love the tags you put, you really know how to make my day as well! Plus I think you're just a really great person and super thoughtful!!
Oh and I almost forgot, *inhales* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! 💖💗💞💕💓💛🖤💜💙💟💚❤
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trans-n-enby-stuff · 7 years
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I submitted last time, but I’m gladly back to join in again!
I’m Michelle Jae, I’m nonbinary/a demigirl and I go by they/them pronouns 👍🏻
I’ve accepted my nb identity much more than I had last selfie party, plus I’ve come out to a few friends and it honestly makes me feel so FREE!! 🙈
Can’t wait to see all the other adorable demigender friends faces! 😛
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Michelle!!! you did submit last time!! thank u for coming back. u have a very cute face. it is a very important part of any good selfie party!!! IM SO GLAD YOUVE ACCEPTED YOURSELF MORE AND COME OUT TO FRIENDS YAYAY. FEELING FREE IS VERY GOOD !!! YAYYYYYY!!!!! i lov ur doggo shirt??? its adorable LIKE UR FACE. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa thank u for sharing your face again it wouldve been greatly missed (seeing the adorable faces is THE BEST btw.) 
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upslapmeal · 7 years
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The Doctor Falls
Sure this is dodgily formatted bc I don’t have my laptop but that’s not gonna stop this review happening
- nice reversal of the doctor-dramatically-carrying-companion thing - “old school” *strokes goatee* - 10 YEARS - ugh the constant long stretches of time in Moffat eps annoy me - it could have easily been two - we didn’t see Bill change enough for it to have been WORTH ten - WHY IS THE TENTH PLANET CYBERMEN MARCHING NOISE LIKE THAT - we’re literally hearing that sound during a closeup of their feet which are like. wearing socks. - I thought the Masters’ panic and the cybermen turning on them was faked tbh - speaking of the Maters there’s some weird gender stuff going on here - “the Doctor’s dead. he told me he’s always hated you” - constant mood - (will I ever stop being annoyed Bill had to share her series with Nardole) - I half expected that girl to turn out to be young Bill or something like that tbh - that was a very Oswin Oswald moment there with the mirror - poor poor Bill though - man that girl has been through a lot - it started off as a bunch of harmless fun adventures and now we’re here - jelly baby! - Peter truly is getting to do as much classic stuff as possible isn’t he - the Tenth Planet’s cybermen’s weapons were the things they held right? - not the light on their helmet? - ah yes magic wand sonics defeating that cyberman - have I mentioned how much I dislike the flying cybermen? because I’ really do - and now they’ve done it to RTD ones and Tenth Planet ones too?? booo - now theyve got all the upgraded cybermen with the original ones though I’m trying to work out where The Tenth Planet fits into all of this - I mean. not that this show is known for its canon and continuity but still - ~if you stand for nothing Master what’ll you fall for~ - cya Nardole - seriously though Doctor why do you always insist on being the one that gets blown up - MAN I was worried for a sec they were somehow going to have Bill fall in love with the Doctor - can you believe Bill Potts decided her parting words to there Doctor would basically be remember I’m gay - I love her - the scene where the Masters both kill each other is literally the mmm whatcha say sketch - I love how the Doctor and Bill are magically the only survivors lol - what about the Master??? - Heather!! - her eye isn’t a star any more? - GET IT BILL - that’s two companions in a row now have essentially left the tardis immortal with a girlfriend - (I mean not quite but) - I’m really gonna miss Bill her run was far too short - she’s the new who companion with the shortest run now :( - I mean it was only a little bit shorter than Martha and Donna but coming after Amy and Clara it feels as though it barely got started - I really wish she’d been an overlap between showrunners and Doctors - thanks Pearl you’ve been absolutely fantastic - Bill’s phoenix tears - companions :D - he remembered clara!!! - “I DON’T WANT TO GO” - listen Twelve I don’t want you to be someone else either but it’s gonna happen - why are you being so stubborn all of a sudden let yourself regenerate! - I mean I don’t want you to but! - nice bit of hair growth while stepping out the tardis there - I knew that scene was going to be the south pole where The Tenth Planet was set - *ahem* - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - I’M - I’M ALMOST IN TEARS - WE’RE GOING TO GET ANOTHER EPISODE WITH ONE - WE’RE GOING TO GET AN EPISODE WITH ONE AND TWLEVE TOGETHER - TWO OF MY DOCTORS - TOGETHER - OH PLEASE DON’T MESS THIS UP - PLEASE PLEASE MOFFAT DO ME A SOLID AND DON’T MESS THIS UP - PLEASE GET ONE’S CHARACTERISATION RIGHT - I’M GENUINELY ABOUT TO CRY - right. ok. the episode. - as an episode it was fine? not my fave finale but not bad - I’m so glad Bill got a good ending tbh that’s all I wanted from the ep - I really hope they do meet again - plus there was that lil but at the end I’m still screaming about. so.
SEE Y'ALL AT CHRISTMAS IT’S HAD BETTER BE ONE-DERFUL
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Finally got back to finish Oneshot...
GAH
my emotions...
spoilers below
Okay I was spoiled beforehand, so i already knew the final choice is ‘save the world or save Niko’ from the point I set foot in the library. And I was very certain of my choice but the game still made me doubt it a hundred times over, DEAR GOD
Mostly the ‘reality game’ aspects of this thing have just been annoying to me. It gets in the way of the story a lot, and doesnt really... do anything? It feels like its ONLY there for the ‘wow how did they do that’ factor, I guess. But it just gets obnoxious and seriously its never actually made me ‘paranoid’ or anything, and if it DID then that isnt a good thing! I don’t get it... But yeah, its just mostly annoying having to search thru the game files every five seconds in order to solve the next puzzle, rather than it actually being IN THE GAME. And its annoying cos sometimes they don’t even TELL you that you need to look outside the game for the answer! There’s so much backtracking and pixel-hunting already, you didnt need to make me do it for no reason when you put the answer replacing my desktop all along, or whatever. And I just imagine how unplayable it would be for someone who’s computer isnt capable of doing all this stuff. like if they had an antivirus that blocks it, or a really old computer that lags out or crashes when it happens. Plus its SO STUPID that the ENTIRE POINT OF THE NAME OF THE GAME comes from a stupid trick it pulls on you in the ending. It tells you you only had one shot and you can’t play again, but then there ACTUALLY IS A NEW GAME PLUS and you CANT GET THE FULL ENDING WITHOUT IT. You HAVE to delete your save data from the files in order to PROGRESS THE GAME. I just... I just feel SO BAD for any players who go fooled by this or just didnt have enough meta sense to grasp some of these puzzles without a guide. Its like a ‘you must be this smart at random programming bullshit to progress’ barrier... So yeah this is the one game in all of time that I most reccommend using a guide for! I tried my best to do it without one but I missed a whole bunch of achievements and shit because of it. I guess at least that makes the newgame plus a little more fun, even if I’m still not exactly happy I have to do all these bullshit puzzles TWICE MORE to get the true ending... gahhhHHH
BUT
BUT
the ONE time the dumb meta puzzle bullshit was actually good and actually enhanced the story IS THE ENDING
The final puzzle has you running a second ‘decoder program’ from the game’s file directory (yeah, bullshit, IKR?) and it does actually have some creative puzzles of holding the image over the game window to reveal the right way to go. But more importantly, it does it in a very creative way! All the hints are pages torn from the Author’s journal, and you kinda have your first and last conversation with him via these. And he tells you about the sadistic choice you now have to make, and apologizes... :(
Also its very good meta that the Entity tries to interfere with you during this section. Usually there’s no damn reason for the stupid super hard meta puzzles, this time there IS a reason! In-universe, its supposed to be that the Entity has removed your ability to interact with the game normally, so you can ONLY solve this last puzzle by fiddling with the files. Its really really upsetting to see Niko being fooled by the Entity and there’s no way to talk to them, they think you left when its really some asshole depressed computer god that kicked you out! GAHHH!! But also i feel a lot of sympathy for the Entity cos the Author says they’re trying to destroy the world because they have no other way to kill themself. And the nature of the Entity is still left completely unexplained in this ending, which is why it SUCKS that the game tries to trick you into thinking there isnt a newgame plus! But it seems the entity might be like... an artificial god? With their powers they’re clearly more of a god than the player could ever be, but they talk like they’re one of the ‘tamed’ robots we’ve been seeing for the whole game. I’M REALLY REALLY CURIOUS ABOUT THIS TRUE ENDING, DAMMIT
Anyway... aaa... I picked to save the world instead of Niko. And I feel like COMPLETE SHIT! HOORAY! But like.. god.. I know that it would not be morally defensible to kill hundreds of strangers just to save one child I’ve grown to love so dearly. I’ve always got mad when characters in videogames choose to doom the world just to save their best friend, but this game really makes me feel just how hard that choice is to make! My only criticism is that maybe it wasnt as hard as it COULD have been, since you do meet a bunch of huggable characters throughout the game that you’ll love just as much as Niko. It was a decision that couldnt be made by any form of proper logic, so I just boiled it down to a stupid emotionless profit/loss analysis. I can cry over losing one person, or losing the dozens of others I also met, AND a whole world of strangers! Either way I cry equally as much! AAAARGH!! I JUST COULDNT STOP THINKING OF MR LAMPLIGHTER AND THE UNNAMED PANCAKE CAFE PERSON AND THE PROPHETBOT AND KIP AND SILVER AND THE BIRD FAMILY AND THE CAT HUGS ALLEYWAY ROBOT AND ALL THE OTHER CHARMING ROBOTS AND THE TINY LITTLE PHOSPHOR SHRIMP AND THE ROOMBA!!!!!!!!!! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH But at least I was able to get some pancakes for Niko, and be honest with them about what was happening, and say goodbye. And at least in this ending nobody dies, its just that Niko can’t ever go home again so its equally as sad as if they died. And i can’t even talk to them ever again to comfort them!! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH But like.. its mildly more optimistic than the alternative, I guess. Cos you get to see a montage of everyone else you ever met seeing the sun come back and crying. AND EVEN TINY BABY PLANT SPIRIT CAME BACK TO LIFE BECAUSE OF MY SIDEQUEST FINISHING POWERS I can feel like maybe Niko would be able to make a new life there, even if they’d always miss their momma and probably resent me for it... *sigh* its still better than 400+ other people not even getting the chance to make a new life, JUST so one mom and their kid can be happy but still it hurts dear god making the ‘right decision’ doesnt matter when it still hurts both decisions would be wrong to someone...
at least I didnt cry as much as I could have, cos I knew in advance that there’s a newgame plus and a true ending i dunno if the true ending is happier or sadder tho but DEAR GOD i would have been SO pissed off if i fell for the game’s stupid trick and never found the newgame plus and this was just THE END FOREVER fuk u developers u aint so clever *waving middle fingers as i descend into a quicksand of tears* god im not even emotionally okay enough to start playing again now i know i have to play two more times aaaaa and I have to see the other bad ending too aaaaaaaa and i have to walk through everywhere again now with the knowledge of how it ends AND the newgame plus has added dialogues and stuff just to rub it in aaaaaaaaaaa god i dont know whether to congratulate the developer or be REALLY ANGRY at them god just fuck me up AAAAAAAAAAA i am not a god, please stop giving me the responsibilities of a god please can anyone else decide who lives and dies please can niko hug their mom again without everyone else losing their moms in order to do it AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA this game.
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