#pls pls let ‘em talk in the next film
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Peni and Spider Byte would be tech buddies
#myart#chloesimagination#doodles#spiderverse#peni parker#spider byte#margo kess#across the spiderverse#atsv#pls pls let ‘em talk in the next film#I only need one interaction and I’ll be good#they are talking about their favourite vr games 💜
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DRESS | JD14
wherein singer!y/n shocks her fans when she reveals her relationship with a person her fans obviously didn’t expect, f2 driver, jack doohan.
↳ TYPE: ig au
↳ PAIRING: jack doohan x singer!reader (face claim: aespa’s karina)
↳ DETAILS AND WARNINGS: fluff/romance
↳ AUTHOR’S NOTE: some drafts i’ve written/made, just needed to clean up the drafts. there’s more but i’ll edit them first before i post em! enjoy ❤️
this work is purely fictional. names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. © newuniverse, 2023. do not steal, repost in other platforms, translate and/or claim this work as your own.
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yourusername last moments with my black hair 🥹 any guesses which color i’m choosing? (it’s my first time dyeing my hair i’m nervous 😓)
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yourbffsig i think you’ll look good without hair :D
yourusername i’m blocking you!! 🫵
yourbffsig KIDDING!! love youu 😌
yourusername love u 🙄
user omg queen!! what if you go blonde 🥺
user i can’t see her going blonde though, it’s a bad idea 😩 purple would look good!
user the day y/n dyes her hair is the day i go insane.
user no because she literally has one of the healthiest hair i’ve ever seen and now she’s planning on dyeing it 😭 what if the hairdresser sabotages her hair and she ends up bald
user GIRL WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF HER GOING BALD IM CRYINGF
user maam what if you bleach your hair 😌
user STFU FONT GIVE HER IDEAS IM GONNA BAWL
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jackdoohan happy to come away from the #spanishgp with a p2 and most importantly solid championship points, let’s keep it rolling into monaco next weekend! #f2
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user still can’t believe you cut off your hair 😭 i’m still mourning over it, jack.
user congrats mate! 👏🏻
user 🔥🔥
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yn.updates y/n seen today in barcelona with a bleached hair 🎀 sources said she came with her best friend to watch both f1 and f2 races!
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user sometimes i forget her best friend is literally a nepo baby, a fia nepo baby to be exact
user huh what
user yeah lol her dad’s one of the board of directors of fia! she was often seen in the paddock when she was young and i think she’s close with mick as there’re some pictures of them both in and out of the paddock!
user WHATTTTT
user WHERE TF IS THAT GIRL WHO SAID Y/N GOING BLONDE IS NOT A GOOD IDEA
user i apologize 😔
user ok but like whats the reason behind her bleaching her hair 🤨
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yourusername 22 coming your way 😉
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user WHAT.
user OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG Y/N ALBUM!!!!!!
user OOOOO SHE LOOKIN GOOD 👀
user WHAT THE FUCK IS JACK DOOHAN DOING IN HER LIKES !!!!
user it’s so random pls
user 😭 icb it’s a canon event lmfao
user i think it’s because they met(?) each other in barcelona! i think her bff introduced them to each other 😄
user why haven’t i heard that y/n went to the gp 😧 i was literally there
user she went there for a music video filming i think, she just went to the race during her break she said it during one of her ig lives hahaha
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[ T I M E S K I P ; A YEAR LATER ]
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yourusername it’s been a little over a year since 22 was released! as you all know, i’ve written my first full album last 2022 and it has a special place in my heart, as the title song tells the story about being young and carefree ❤️ thank you all so much for all the love you’ve given 22 ✨ as a thank you, i’ve released a new song titled DRESS, which is now available to all streaming platforms!
i’d like to express my deepest gratitude to my label, my manager, my friends, my family and last but not least, my muse–the reason behind this piece, jackdoohan 🤍 this is for you, my jacko!! happy anniversary to us, my racer <3
enjoy the surprise song, everyone! sending you all love, xo.
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user y/n??? jack??? what???
user WHY NOW WHEN I’M ALREADY COMFY IN BED!!!
user y/n, when was this???
user im so confused rn
user I AM IN CONFUSION, EXPLAIN, Y/N, EXPLAIN!!!!!
user can jack fight tho 🤨
user NOT ME LOSING Y/N TO JACK DOOHAN 💔💔
user this wasnt on my bingo card this year
yourbffsig congratulations lovie!! happy for you and jack 🥰 thank me yall hahaha happy anniversary and stay in love!! 🤍✨
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mickschumacher loved the song, y/n!! happy for both of you 🤍
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jackdoohan happy anniversary, angel 🤍 i love you and all the songs and poems you’ve written for me 😍
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user SONGS?!?!?! THERE’S MORE?!?!?
yourusername will be released soon 🤫
user WHAT THE HECK!!!
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jackdoohan so amazed to see you on stage tonight, beautiful. you looked absolutely stunning and happy doing what you love. congratulations on your first concert, i love you ❤️
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yourusername crying!! you really surprised me when i saw you in the crowd 🥺 i almost didn’t finish the song and was thinking of running straight to you!!
yourusername the flowers are pretty btw!! 😍
jackdoohan just like you ;)
yourusername OH??
mickschumacher there are children on this app.
yourbffsig tell them to go away, let these two be in love!!
user oh idk which one i wanna be...do i wanna be jack or do i wanna be y/n
user he came right after his race yall, and on her concert’s first night. if he wants to, he would.
user damn it, when will i be in love... GOD I SEE WHAT YOU DO TO OTHERS ?! WHEN WILL IT BE MY TURN !!
user the hand placement yall :( hand fucking placement!!!!
user jack is SOOOO in love 🥺
user “you looked absolutely stunning and happy doing what you love” haha guess who will sleep on the highway tonight haha
user you 🤝 me
#jack doohan imagine#jack doohan x reader#f2 imagine#f2 x reader#f2 instagram au#formula 2 imagine#formula 2 x reader#formula 2 x you#jack doohan x yn
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For @lawruszo who said “128 lawrusso pls psls pls” on the 150 prompts writing ask game - here’s a little Lawrusso fic for you 😃
PROMPT 128: “you’re pretty.” - “you’re drunk.”
“You're pretty,” Johnny slurred, as he raised his hand and slapped it against Daniel's forehead, then ran it roughly down his face.
“And you're drunk,” Daniel said, pushing his hand away.
“Yeah, but I'm always drunk,” Johnny said with a shrug, as he crowded into Daniel's space and pressed him against the wall. “And you're always pretty.”
“Will you knock it off,” Daniel hissed, as he tried to squirm out of his grasp. “The kids are in the next room. This isn't how I want them to find out we're together.”
“Gotta tell 'em sometime,” Johnny said, as he lowered his head and ran his tongue along Daniel's exposed collarbone.
Daniel let out a gasp, then he chuckled as he said, “That's cheating, you asshole. You can't win this fight with sex.”
“Doesn't seem like you're putting up much of a fight to me,” Johnny said, then he kissed his way up Daniel's neck.
“You can't even get it up when you're this drunk, you idiot,” Daniel said with a laugh. “If you wanted to get laid tonight you should have stopped after the first six pack.”
“Yeah, but you're sober. You can still get it up,” Johnny said with a devilish grin. “And for what I've got in mind that'll do.”
“OK, now you're tempting me,” Daniel said, as he ran his hands up Johnny's biceps, then pulled him into a kiss. He pulled away, and said, “Jesus, you taste like a brewery.”
“I promise I'll brush my teeth before I suck your cock,” Johnny replied with a grin, as he ran a hand down to Daniel's crotch and pressed it against him.
“OK, that's enough for now,” Daniel said, pulling away. “Amanda isn't coming to get the kids till 7 and I don't want to have hide a boner for an hour.”
“Your wang's so small no one would probably realise anyway,” Johnny replied.
“Oh, very funny,” Daniel said.
“Yeah, it's like a Cocktail Weiner,” Johnny said.
“Yeah, well we'll see how you like my Cocktail Weiner dick when you're riding it,” Daniel replied.
“Who said I'm gonna do that, huh?” Johnny asked, raising an eyebrow. “Maybe I'm gonna just lay there and let you get on with it?”
“Yeah, right,” Daniel scoffed. “Since when do you ever do that?”
“You like it when I order you around in bed,” Johnny replied.
Daniel let out a snort of derision. “What you do is called begging, Johnny. You don't order me around.”
“Whatever,” Johnny replied, as he reached over and took another beer. “We'll see who's begging later.”
“You're drinking more?” Daniel asked.
“Gotta do something to keep myself busy till the kids leave,” Johnny said with a wicked grin.
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“Pizza's ready,” Daniel said, as he placed the trays in the centre of the table.
“I'm starving,” Robby said, as he reached out an took a slice.
“Me too,” Sam said.
“Are you looking forward to the movie?” Daniel asked as he sat down at the table.
“Yeah,” Anthony said. “I mean the first one was so cool.”
“When he shot all those guys in the nightclub,” Robby replied, then he licked tomato sauce off his thumb. “That was so awesome.”
“I like when he kills all the guys in his house and the cop's just like 'Oh, hey John,'” Anthony said with a laugh.
“I'm still not sure why your mother let you watch that film at your age,” Daniel sighed. “You were far too young for all that violence.”
“Yeah, like I didn't see violence every day when Sam was getting her ass kicked by those Cobra Kai kids all the time,” Anthony said, rolling his eyes.
“Hey!” Sam shouted. “I'm right here.”
“Anthony, don't talk about your sister like that,” Daniel chided.
“I'm just kidding around,” Anthony replied.
Daniel went to speak again, but something touched his leg, almost making him jump, then he felt it again, as Johnny's bare foot moved up his leg.
Daniel let out a cough, then glanced over at Johnny, who was staring back at him with a look of pure angelic innocence, as if he'd never done a thing wrong in his whole life, as if he wasn't edging his way up to Daniel's crotch, while he was sat at the table with their kids.
“So,” Daniel started. He coughed again then rested his chin on his left hand, as he surreptitiously moved his right hand under the table and batted Johnny's foot away. “Do you know what time the movie finishes?”
“Some time after 11, I think,” Sam said. “It's pretty long, but mom said she'd give us a ride home after it.”
“Good, good,” Daniel said thoughtfully, as he batted Johnny's foot away again.
“You guys should come with us,” Sam said. “You liked the first one.”
“I think we're just gonna relax here,” Daniel said, as he felt Johnny's foot press up against him and and his toes wiggled. Daniel took a deep breath, then said, “It's been a busy week, and I think I'll have an early night.”
“You aren't driving home, are you, dad?” Robby asked, a note of nervousness in his voice. “You've had a lot of beers.”
“I'll just crash on the couch,” Johnny said, then he looked at Daniel. “If LaRusso doesn't mind, of course.”
Johnny brushed his foot back and forth across Daniel crotch, causing him to draw in a gasp.
“No, no, it's fine,” Daniel said, feeling himself start to get hard.
“Yeah,” Johnny said, with a look of amusement on his face. “You wouldn't want me getting into an accident, would you? Ending up with broken bones.”
Johnny wiggled his toes against Daniel's cock again, and he was definitely hard now. Straining against his underwear, wet spot on his pants levels of hard, and it was going to be impossible to hide it if he had to stand up.
There was a sound of a car pulling up in the driveway, and a horn beeped.
“Mom's here early,” Sam said.
“Grab some napkins from the kitchen and take your pizza with you,” Daniel said.
“OK,” Sam said, as she stood, grabbing two slices of Pizza and taking them over to the kitchen.
As the kids moved out of sight, Daniel turned to Johnny and silently mouthed, “You dick.”
“My dick's not the problem, man,” Johnny whispered back.
“Just you wait,” Daniel said quietly. “I'm gonna make you pay for this.”
“Can't wait,” Johnny replied with a wink.
The kids came rushing back from the kitchen, and Sam ran over and kissed Daniel on the cheek. “Love you, dad. See you later.”
“Love you too,” he said, as he pulled her into a hug at his side.
“See you, dad,” Robby said, as he opened the door.
“Have a good night,” Johnny shouted after him.
“Yeah, you too,” Robby said, as he closed the door.
“Oh, I definitely will,” Johnny said as he fixed Daniel with a cocky grin.
“You prick,” Daniel said, as he jumped out of the chair and swatted Johnny across the shoulder. “Why did you do that?”
“Because it was fun, man,” Johnny said with a laugh. “Next time I'm gonna make you come in your pants while Amanda is here.”
“Don't you dare!” Daniel said, and when Johnny laughed loudly, he said, “I think it's time for you to pay for what you just did.”
“Yeah,” Johnny said, then he playfully added, “Are you gonna tell me off for being a bad boy?”
“Go up to my room right now, then strip, and wait for me,” Daniel said forcefully, taking a step towards him.
“Holy shit, LaRusso,” Johnny said, swallowing visibly.
“You like that, huh?” Daniel asked.
“Yeah,” Johnny said with a nod.
“Go upstairs,” Daniel said firmly. “Take off your clothes and wait for me.”
“OK,” Johnny said, then he took off towards the bedroom.
Daniel let out a chuckle as he watched Johnny practically run up the stairs, then he turned back towards the table and picked up the leftover Pizza. He spent a few minutes cleaning up, intent on letting Johnny wait alone in the bedroom. That asshole deserved it after what he'd put Daniel through.
Once he started the dishwasher he headed up the stairs, and into his bedroom.
“Are you ready for your punishment?” Daniel asked as the door swung open.
Johnny was face down on the bed, snoring loudly. His clothes were still on, as if he'd face planted onto the bed the second he got through the door.
“Wake up, you dick,” Daniel hissed as he poked him in the shoulder.
Johnny let out a sound that didn't sound like words, just a long groan of displeasure.
“Wake up!” Daniel said, as he shoved him again.
“Leave m' alone,” Johnny slurred, as he pushed Daniel's arm away, then promptly started snoring again.
“You asshole,” Daniel sighed, then he climbed off the bed and headed towards the shower.
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yipppeee!!! :) in that case can i pls get a ck matchup?
i’m 5’3” (160 cm) , i have stone blue eyes but they change to green or grey depending on the day. my hair is wavy and shoulder length and it’s the color of cinnamon. i have dark freckles under my right eye but not my left. im on the lighter-tannish side and i have a sharp button nose.
i’m an aquarius rising and sun , and i’m a pisces moon. i’m an introverted extrovert and an entp. i have anxiety and adhd. i tend to hyperfixate on things very easily. i love film, and writing, and reading. horror is my favorite genre of book and movie. my love language is physical touch and words of affirmation. my aesthetic per-say is modern downtown girl meets 70s downtown girl.
i love music si much it’s a big part of my life. i’m learning to speak spanish and i tend to talk a lot if you couldn’t already tell. rambling is a big habit of mine.
i’m so sorry ml for writing like 3 full paragraphs 😭😭 mwah mwah tysm <3333
u are literally the cutest ever?!🩷🥹
you are made for miguel sorry i don’t make the rules
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UGH HEIGHT DIFFERENCE !!
he loves to lean down and kiss u literally his favorite thing ever.
he’ll randomly give u piggy back rides or pick u up bridal style and thinks it’s the funniest thing ever
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loves loves LOVES UR EYES!!!!
literally kisses ur eyelids bc he loves your eyes sm
*looks down at u while ur cuddling him* “when we get married and have kids they better have your eyes, or else i don’t want em.” *slaps his chest* “miguel!”
takes random pics of ur eyes while they’re in light
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loves to run his hands threw ur hair. it’s therapeutic for him.
definitely tried to braid it and fails miserably but it’s the thought that counts.
randomly buys u claw clips and hair ties🥹
has a hair tie on his wrists at all times just in case.
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once tired to kiss all the freckles on ur face to see if he could do it LOL
obvi he couldn’t but it’s okay cus he loves to kith u lol.
always admired ur freckles. thinks it’s the prettiest thing on the planet.
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NOSE KISSES ARE A DAILY THING.
kisses ur nose as many times as human can.
loves to pinch ur nose as well lolz
he loves ur nose sm
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he’s honestly always by you’re side since he knows it takes time for u to warm up to ppl
especially at party’s.
he will never leave ur side EVER.
only time he does is to get u a drink. but even then he’s like “u sure ur okay by urself? promsie??”
and let’s say u have an anxiety attack/ ur overwhelmed by something
MY GOD HES WAISTING NO TIME
he will run to your side so fast to make sure you’re okay.
will do breathing exercises with you, rub your back, give you water, talk u threw it, he will literally not move from ur side unless you say to.
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loves how u get so invested in something
like he will literally go out of his way to make sure he knows everything abt ur hyper fixation
no matter wtf it is. it could be abt rocks and this man will search how many there are, JUST to talk to u abt it.
adores reading horror books/ watching horror movies with u.
he’ll wrap his whole body around u with twelve blankets on a couch and just sit there listening to you tell him about facts abt the movie, the cast, where it was filmed, ect.
loves watching u write
will literally just sit next to u and watch
HE ADORES EVERYTHING U DO MAN🥹
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loves how passionate u are abt music
makes a special playlist just for u.
is proud when u add a song from his playlist to urs
“U LIKE THIS SONG???” *smiles like a six year old*
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i honestly believe miguel is touchy too so he LOVES when u can’t keep ur hands off him
not in a sexual way, in a loving, caring, sweet way🖤
holds onto ur waist all the time
y’all definitely link arms all the time
he’s always touching u and the other way around. y’all can’t keep each others hands off the other.
“you’re the best thing that ever happened to me, mi amor.”
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loves ur style and loves going shopping with u.
will hold up a pair of boots and go
“omg this would look so pretty on u mi amor.”
also loves finding lil hats for u to wear.
will blow every last dollar he has to buy u clothes.
*walks in with 5 giant bags* “Y/N, I HAVE A SUPRISE FOR YOUUU!!”
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UGH LOVES CUS UR LEARNING SPANISH??!?!?!
literally is ur tutor
“Eres el amor de mi vida.” *looks over to him* “what did u just say, miguel? *smiles from ear to ear.* “nothiiinggg.”
u find out like three days later and kiss the shit out of him. LMAO
leaves lil love notes in spanish in ur locker everyday 🥹
so proud of u when u have your first full convo in spanish.
“YOU DID IT!!! IM SO PROUD OF YOU MI AMOR!” *tackles u and kisses ur face.*
so much shit talking happens at school.
miguel: “¿Viste su traje?”
y/n: “Sí, oh Dios mío. ella se parece a mi abuela.”
*both of u dying of laughter*
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A/N: THIS WAS SO FUN TO WRITE MY GOODNESSSSSS. i really hope u enjoy this cause i had a blast writing it. love ya!!🩷🥹
#cobra kai#miguel diaz x reader#cobra kai imagines#eli moskowitz x reader#miguel diaz#cobra kai x reader#robby keene x reader#tory nichols#miguel diaz oneshot#miguel diaz imagine
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Film screening went really well. B was sitting next to me laughing at every joke, which was nice cos her pen game goes craaaazy and I pray I can work to that level and standard, like she’s been in the game for 30, can choose her projects, is supported but most importantly is a solid soul. Here’s to solid souls in a dunya filled with sold souls and flip flopping, dishonourable weaklings lol. The q&a was wicked, I was nervous as fck, took the mic and all of a sudden another part of me emerged. The part that is always shining, beaming eloquence and confidently in command. Talked about the film with people in the foyer which was lovely and then went for a walk to clear my head and walk off my film crazy wide eyed energy. I was soooo high off this movie ish and yet before the screening, no, that’s a lie lol, all weekend I felt my imposter syndrome lingering on the edge of the frame. I questioned everything, people treating me so so well (I’ve never been asked so many times if I’m ok or need anything) and people looking after me with such care and consideration, preempting my ish. (It almost felt excessive in such oppressive times) Met C who is an amazing writer who wrote a killer movie (the kind of award winner I’d usually avoid tbh I only came across it for research but it turned out to be dope and not so traditional either) it was so good and revealed a reality so instantly recognisable to me that I called my mum to see it, cos the main character was sick the same as my pops was. I swear the film was literally about my pops, except, played by one of the best and most charismatic actors to ever do it. C was kind and encouraging, somewhat flustered by the print of his movie not being in great quality. B told me about her new forthcoming film, she worked with one of my favourite actresses at the moment. I’m hyped for them, even though I know she’s low cos the funders were lukewarm about the ting. Fck em, it’ll find its people. We all find our people and places, sometimes in the most strangest of times and spaces and not at all how we’d initially envisioned. It’s mad when community doesn’t quite look like how you imagined it but nourishes you all the same. Met some solid souls this weekend. Mostly the sea the sun and meeting myself again tbh. Lol randoms: I wonder what the sea’s soul looks like? Woke up and the stained glass window pane in my hotel room was glowing. You have to be twice as good for half as much as a non white in this place but what if you’re twice as tired and twice as much fed da fck up? Showers are wicked but baths are the ish, music on, drink by ya side. Sheeesh. Top tier tings. A good walk does wonders. When was the last time you saw the sea or jumped in the sea? There were some rocks/stones on that beach that looked and felt incredible. I miss watching movies with my childhood homie Alex we’d just sit and laugh at everything. I wanna go watch some movies in Peckham, the best audience ever. Partynextdoor came on when the train stopped by a farm and I couldn’t stop laughing. I observed so many animals horny af, kept cracking up and asking myself am I the only one seeing this ish and that boi stroking like a mofo lol. Some people are so freaking generous. But so many are on some crabs in the barrel ish it’s sad af. What you give you really do get back. Tenfold. And isn’t it a blessing to be able to give whatever you can if you can? Outside the city centre people are nicer. Was pissed cos I’m not a selfie person and I wanted to take a photo of my fit (not the one pictured lol) and I didn’t have time but pls believe me the levels were levelling my g. A trendy 30 something black woman in yellow walked past, came back and then dropped the: I like your style line and dipped. I was so gassed cos the fit did indeed go braazy lol and I wanted evidence. Frieren and Jujutsu Kaisen are sooooo freakin good and I don’t know anyone who watches em in real life which sucks cos I wanna talk about them sooo freakin bad. Let’s smile again soon. Let’s laugh again soon. DJ Screw Sade is a whole nother gravity, floaty and heavy
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What are some of your domestic kurt headcannons?
Oh I have soooooo many, and I know I’ll defo think of way more after posting pfft. And thank you for asking I love domestic stuff haha! If anyone wants to ask any domestic things for other characters i write too pls send em in haha! (Under the cut bc it’s a long post)
SIMP. S. I. M. P. SIIIIIMPP! Kurt is a massive simp for you. He doesn’t even give a fuck. He’d get on his knees and call you mommy and upload it to YouTube if you asked him, he’ll literally do anything. Kurt loves you sooooo much. He’s also really happy to actually have someone in his life, one person who he actually has, and it’s someone as amazing as you. Anything you want, Kurt’s going to do for you, and he’s also going to show you just how hard he tried on his way :’)
Also, linking to this, Kurt thinks you can do no wrong. Sure sometimes he can get pissy, he can have arguments with you, mostly with him being the one in the wrong (aka Kurt stop asking me to film a sex tape, Kurt you’re the one who made my friends uncomfortable by asking follow for follow they’re not being mean, Kurt you’re literally killing people stop), but generally, when he’s not acting like a sourpuss, he believes this fully. If it’s you versus not him though, versus literally anybody else, then Kurt belives this. He’s your number one supporter! He’s said number one fan too, although you said you probably preferred the other phrasing. Doesn’t matter if you’re friends are right, if you are in a disagreement, Kurt’s taking your side while listening to you rant. He’s agreeing with you, and most of the time he’ll generally think you’re right because you’re you. He’s not just mindlessly agreeing because you’re his partner too, he just believes you’re not gonna be in the wrong. Just be careful bringing up who you’re mad at, depending on what stage Kurt is at. If he’s at his ‘I’m a murderer’ stage, then that random guy who pissed you off in the 7/11 parking lot is getting run over
Kurt’s not the best at giving advice. But he can listen. If you’re angry about something, he’s angry too. He always backs you up. Whatever’s going on, he wants you to open up, he wants to talk about it. To make sure you know you can trust him. He loves you, and he’ll have your back each time. You’re his one and only. He doesn’t like yelling though. If you’re angry about something, acting really pissed off might make him a little nervous. Not of you of course, never of you, just from instinct. He hates angry screaming, so hopefully you don’t do that in front of him, if you’re mad, just don’t direct it at him while being so. Otherwise, he’s there to support you. Let it all out. Do you want him to book a rage room? He’s heard you talking about one the next town over with your friends. Will hugging make you feel better? Or do you want him to text someone asking them to back off? Do you want him to call your work and tell them you’re sick so you can stay at home? He’s there to help you out.
Kurt will drive you anywhere. Doesn’t matter how far, doesn’t matter if he has to get up early, doesn’t matter if you can just walk. Unless you specifically repeat to Kurt that you do not need nor want him to drive you, he’s swinging his keys by the front door, ready for you. Especially if it’s at night. LA and Azusa aren’t exactly the safest places in the dark, but nowhere is at night. You could be a five minute walk away, and Kurt will be outside ready and waiting for you. Even if it’s just a short walk, Kurt would walk with you at that time. He’ll also drive you super long distances. You need to go 18 hours on a semi road trip? Cool, you book the motels, and Kurt will look up the best routes. Even before you were dating, Kurt would offer these massive drives. It gave him more time to spend with you, and showed how cool and responsible and kind he is, as well as letting him help you, and maybe even protect you!
Kurt’s pretty happy to share out responsibilities. He absolutely doesn’t expect you to do everything for him, but he also doesn’t want to feel like you’re using him! He can get stressed doing too many chores in one day, but letting him breathe and take a shower to not feel overstimulated, let him edit his videos for a bit to clear his mind, and taking up the washing dishes for today, can really help Kurt feel looked after. Feel seen. That sometimes he just needs a break. And he’ll always make things even, especially if he ever feels like he’s failed on a task, on providing responsibility. He’s generally quite good at getting what he needs done. Just look at how hard he consistently works on his channel! He genuinely has a good work ethic, having tried with Kurtsworld96 for years, and continuing to do so, and making sure to be a top notch spree driver. Showing cool sites, having free water and gum, making friendly conversation. He’ll even swap the good tasks with you, letting you take his dogs on a walk while he hoovers, just to see your smile as you come back. And he’s very happy to get kisses from you, and his pits, when you return. Household responsibilities aren’t like a top priority though. He’s not going to care much if you haven’t unpacked the laundry basket for three days because you forgot, he’ll probably just rummage in there for what he needs, and throw you a shirt, slingshotting it into your bed, before getting dressed, it’s really nbd.
When you two aren’t doing anything, come cuddle with him. He’ll pat his legs and smile at you with a stammered “Th-It’s free real estate :)!” Or let him sit on your lap, Kurt likes that too :)). Just shuffle closer to him, sit thigh to thigh as he puts his arm around the back of your sofa, and both of you lay your heads on each other. He might suffer a bit of mouth breathing the first few times you do that, but that’s just because he’s nervous, he gets better. And when you touch his hair ohhhhh... Kurt looooooves when you touch his hair. He can get a bit self conscious about it. In fact, he didn’t used to like anyone touching it, but that immediately flipped a complete 180 into him wanting you to touch it more than anything else, when he first fell for you. Kurt is not afraid to use the word snuggle either. He likes it, you like it, it’s the word that describes what you two are doing! Why wouldn’t he ask “Do- do you wanna s-snuggle, right now, babe?”
Kurt’s the type to ask “Are you mad at me?” a lot. And sometimes, it’s because you’re genuinely just a little pissed at him. He can accidentally do things that frustrate you, he can mess up. But he usually doesn’t mean it. Which nearly makes it worse because it’s like he didn’t even realise what he was saying/doing, or think about his actions maybe being wrong, or non empathetic, until you have to get him to look at it from another pov. He’ll apologise after though. And you know he doesn’t mean whatever not so good thing he does, you hug him as you’re both facing each other in bed at the end of the night. Although sometimes that lingering feeling still stays with you, even after you ‘forgive’ him. Some of Kurts behaviour... it can just add up, that uneasy feeling even after it was talked about, still there, something below the surface of Kurt, or your relationship, you hadn’t touched on... Although most of the time you’re genuinely not mad at Kurt. He’s just concerned. He can get a bit anxious. And if he thinks you’ve been giving him a bit of the silent treatment, or you’ve been acting colder, or short tempered, even if that’s not objectively true, any sign you’re upset with him, Kurt wants to make sure that he can make up for what’s wrong, or check if he has messed up in the first place. Sometimes, he only really feels a bit numb, except with a bit of an ‘oh’ inside him when you bring up a small concern. He apologises, making sure you’re not actually too uspet, and makes sure to give you lots of cuddles to feel better. He might be a bit confused over what he has done, until you say it, and he just feels kinda... average, he guesses? Not feeling too much of anything, anything bad at least. Not really thinking that was was a bad thing at the time, but still sorry you were upset by him, focusing on a quick apology and smoothing over the small uspet, problem solved. But sometimes, Kurt can beat himself up for messing up quite a bit. Even after you two have talked, he’ll go into his car and slam the wheel with his hands and swear and shake his entire car as he takes a second to get his internal rage out. He doesn’t understand why sometimes he just fucks up. His parents seemed to treat him like he’d always been a fuck up. Even his peers, and strangers, in real life and on the internet, didn’t seem to disagree. Not you though. If he thought his whole life was one series of him fucking up, you were the light to show him that wasn’t true. But if he has messed up, it can really upset Kurt, to think he’s still just a screw up. Mostly, that he hurt you, that you were upset, and maybe you wouldn’t forgive him. It doesn’t even always matter if it was a big issue or a little one, although obviously the extremes are differnet. He might react either way, to any problem.
Any food you want? You got it! Kurt will input ‘I feel like having so and so tonight’ but if you ask first, he’s more than happy for you two to blast songs with the car window open and go collect! Or to lay on top of you flatly so you can’t get away from him, while he orders Uber eats on his phone. That way you two can lay together, and you can stroke his hair while he lays his head in your chest, until he needs to go answer the door. Even snacks, any cravings you have, Kurt will fulfil. It’s a pretty useful job he had, because you can text Kurt “I’m craving cake.” And after he’s dropped off his client about twenty minutes later, you have Kurt at the door, presenting you with a full birthday cake. With your favourite drink too. Giving you a kiss, and an order to dig in, he’ll have some later, as he goes back to work. Well, maybe after five minutes of kisses, and okay a bite of cake, he’ll go back to work! This also links into him always finding a knickknack in stores, as he goes around gas stations and grocery shops, and usually bringing you home a little gift after work, even if it’s just a funny looking ornament from the 99c store. If he finds something that makes him smile because it reminds him of you, he’ll pick it up on his way out.
He always likes to make sure you’re okay. More than that, actually, happy. If he senses you’re cold, he’ll ask, and bring you a blanket, cuddling you and fiddling with your hands in his, keeping them warm. If you’re hot, then he’s setting up a fan, even if he has to fix or macgyver one, grabbing you ive from the freezer to make your iced coffee you have all the cool ingredients for, or he’ll even drive to the store to grab you both slushies and ice cream, leaving the ac blasting for you. He’s not perfect, but one of the only things Kurt’s not very good at getting up and physically doing for you, is giving you space. He can’t really... commit, to doing that. And if you ask it of him, there may be more problems, at least in Kurt’s mind, after that
Kisses all the time. Kisses in private. Kisses in public. Kisses in the toilets. Kisses on camera. Kurt is very happy to be a pda guy. When you’re at home it’s unlimited. In restaurants, he’d still sit on your lap in the booth if he could, hell, he’d gotten away with it a few times when you were both drunk, and too giggly to care as you ordered more drinks. He’ll make out with you in full view of the public, on a random street. He’ll kiss- no, make out with your neck, hands only just on the verge of naughty, parked between two cars in a very crowded parking lot. He’ll upload videos of him giving you hickies in a club, to his story, if you allow. He’ll declare his love for you in the middle of a Walmart. Kurt dreams of being the epitome of ‘those couples’ in theme park lines, and when he gifts you a trip to one one weekend, he definitely lives out that dream.
He really has very few boundaries in general, when it comes to you. Hell, he doesn’t consider half of some things others would as ‘weird’, like why wouldn’t he continue jacking off even when you came into the bedroom for your shoes, or shower while you’re on the toilet, or aim between your legs as you both peed... well, as long as you don’t think certain things are weird, Kurt is pretty happy having very loose boundaries with you. If he can be himself, even better! Kurt loves you. Obviously there’s some things he wouldn’t want you to see, but he’s pretty happy doing anything and everything if it involves you being around.
Kurt shares everything with you! All of his thoughts (which is a stream), his feelings (whenever he’s identifying them), his memories, his traumas, his hopes and dreams, everything. He’d really love for you to be a part of Kurtsworld96. A part of his community. He’ll probably pressure you to be in his videos. Join him in his endeavours, let him post you on his socials, and post him back, of course making sure to tag him! He really wants you to be a recurring part of his channels, his socials, all his accounts. It’ll probably start some fights if you don’t want to. Recurring fights too, unless you give Kurt a solid reason that he can actually understand/believe/respect as to why not. Or you come to some sort of compromise. Even then, he’ll probably push for more after a while, for the level of interactivity he wants you to have in his socials. He asks you to help him choose some beats with his music too! When he’s deciding between different routes in his song. Even spreeing, he likes having you in the front seat with him to keep him company sometimes. Telling other passengers you were a fellow user on spree social, or even saying it was an emergency and he had to pick you up too, so sorry about that, because he doesn’t want his rating to go down. Kurt actually really cares about his Spree rating, he’s a very highly rated driver in Azusa. On drives however, there’s been one or two occasions you’ve had to ask Kurt to pull over, when he’s seemingly without realising admitted a traumatic, or at least good enough to talk about in a therapy session, fucked up thing that’s happened in his past. And you’ve had to ask him to stop so you two could actually talk about it. Even if Kurt shrugs and says he doesn’t really see it as a big deal. His mind is still pretty open to you, when he has something on it, or when you ask. Although he keeps some of his... his darker thoughts, a secret. He doesn’t want you to know about them. Not unless- not unless, at some point, he has to tell you.
What’s a good strong point for your relationship, is that Kurt is very good to just hang out with. Domestic wise, you two can share a room for days, and the vibe will stay chill :). Kurt can have his quiet moments where he’s editing, or watching a film with you, or gaming. And then he can have times where he’s letting you bite him over and over, as he asks do you think you’d rather have fingers that are cow udders, or have to be Bobby’s pr team right now. And then when you ask what the hell that means, and you thought you two were playing ‘whose parents have the most milf/dilf energy’ Kurt updates you on all the juicy gossip over on his corner of YouTube. All the while still letting you bite him. He can have his crazy energy moments too. Which can be very fun, and even get you up and doing things you most often wouldn’t. But just the both of you being able to live in peace, in each other’s company, for long periods of time, is one of the highlights of your relationship
#I’m loving the smutty thoughts but any sfw stuff you guys wanna send pls do!#I could do with some good angst / hurt/comfort / fluff haha#kurt kunkle#kurt kunkle headcanons#kurt kunkle blurb#anon#ask#Kurt Kunkle/reader#kurt kunkle x reader#spree 2020#kurt kunkle fluff
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Okay so.
Posting here because my blog is relatively sfw? (Also pls dont tease me I know like maybe 3 things about it aaaaaa)
For a welcome home self insert, I'd wanna be like one of the 'puppet wranglers' basically. I worked on a musical in college as a stage manager and we had puppets for it, and I loved them dearly !
So just thinking bout being in charge of taking care of the gang at the end of a day of recording. Talking to em like "Howdy you did such a fantastic job today! I can't wait for that episode to air!" Or like setting Wally up somewhere to fix his hair like "alrighty Mr. Wally, let's fix up your hair. Looks like you had so much fun today that your hair couldn't keep up!"
But also like, being super protective of all of them. And a time or two some hot shot decides they wanna show off the guys to someone and they screw around with them. I come in the next day to greet the cast of puppets, and they do not look as good as last night.
Me storming on set like.
"WHO. TOUCHED. MY. PUPPETS." the hot shot that did it tries to brush it off like no big deal. Cut to several people having to pull me off of them, "TOUCH THEM AGAIN AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS, PUNK!"
After the filming that day just taking extra care of them. "Can't believe that grrrr! You guys didn't deserve any of it. Youre the stars of the show! How could they do that?!"
Too caught up in m emotions, I lose track of time and have to rush out. I accidentally leave a notebook and pencil behind.
The next day, everyone looks the same as the day before. I'm relieved, and super relieved after finding my note book. But it's open, and on a page there are several different "thank you"s written in different handwriting. There's an apple by one of the thank yous. I look from the book to the neighbors.
"Nah, there's no way," I shake my head, "gotta be that punk trying to prank me." Still, I keep the page and go about my business.
It's a nice thought that maybe they did thank me. But there's no way that plausibly happened.....
Right?
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BMO (part 2)
Warnings: there’s some mentions about diarrhoea and throwing up I think. As always if there’s anything I missed pls tell me
Brief: after dr y/n Lewis admits she finds Spencer attractive what will happen next 🤔
"you are attractive if that what you were gonna ask"
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I don't even know what came over me to say something like that I mean in front of tara in front of all her co-workers IN FRONT OF HIM, I'm usually not that forward yes I have an outgoing personality and yes I'm confident but not when it comes to talking to guys I find attractive. they were a long moment of silence after I replied I don't think he expected me to say that and honestly me neither, he smiled back at me and was about to say something back before Rossi spoke.
"let's eat! we don't want to let my delicious pasta which I spent hours slaving over the stove to make get cold do we" Tara wasn't wrong Rossi's food is amazing, through the meal I asked tara's co-workers about their jobs their roles in the team and the cases they had done all of it was so interesting to me, continuously through the night I made great conversation with Emily and Garcia, I could tell they were the most fun if the group and I definitely planned to hang with Garcia whilst I was still in town. As the boys took all our plates going back inside to help Rossi with desert I was bombarded with a flurry of questions from the girls
“Ahhh you two are so cute together and can just see your babies being cute curly hair geniuses!”
"wow slow down Garcia she hasn't even had a full conversation with him yet" JJ replied
"okay well Garcia might be going a bit too fast but she isn't wrong you babies would be like smart cute hybrids with curly hair they would honestly be unstoppable"
"Tara you and Garcia need to slow down and calm down all I said is that he was attractive it's not like he freaking proposed to me or something, but if you all must know I think he's hot but like in the cute professor way where he's really smart and cute type of way and yes I did basically describe him and then proceeded to call him my dream man in front of you all but it's literally only been 2 hours so let's all slow down a bit okay?"
"okay okay y/n/n i’ll lay off it for a bit"
"thank you tara also where Is the toilet I really need to go"
when you walk back into the house keep walking straight until you reach the corridor then turn left and there should be a cream coloured door that's the toilet.
"okay thanks, ill see you guys in a min"
I began to walk out of the garden into the house
"wait tara that door leads to the kitchen, not the toilet," Emily said
"yeah I know if I'm right Spence will probably be rambling bout how much he likes her and that's gonna be fun"
"she is gonna kill you when she realises"
"I know but it will be all worth it and then she will thank me"
Spencer POV
"guys come on its not a big deal"
"uhh yes it is pretty Ricky you have a good looking girl who described you to a t calling you her dream man then she calls you attractive this is not a sign man this is a massive road sign telling you to go for it."
"morgens right I usually don't like to get involved with your love lives but its true she is female you and you should ask her out before she leaves for town." hotch said
"yeah but what if she ughh you know what never mind"
"no kid you were gonna say something what if -"
"what if she doesn't like me what if she thinks I'm weird"
"kid, I don't think she's gonna find she weird you shouldn't worry about what she thinks when you haven't even asked her out on a date yet"
"I know I shouldn't worry but you know how I am Derek I do this"
"look, Reid, I've been married three times so I know about asking a woman out you should just be confident and cool and just ask her"
"you guys know I'm not cool especially when its a pretty girl"
"okay spencer lets just start off with the basics what do you like about her"
"I mean what's there not to like shes smart shes funny and I can see her and tara are really close and I mean look at her she's gorgeous her eyes, her smile it's just so bright I couldn't stop looking at her face during dinner the way her skin looked so golden as it reflected of off Rossi's garden lights I mean she's the most beautiful girl I think I've ever seen."
just as I finished answering Dereks questions the kitchen door opened and she walked in
Y/n’s POV
"oh I'm sorry Tara told me this was the bathroom where is it actually"
"Reid go show Y/n where the bathroom is"
spencer gave a shocked look at hotch whilst he walked over to me form the kitchen table he muttered someone to the three of them that made Derek start laughing
"hey if you keep w..walking down to the right the toilet should be there, "he said whilst stuttering profusely
"oh ok thanks spencer"
I finished on the toilet and began to walk again to the kitchen I was gonna ask spencer out even I was fucking shitting it and didn't know what to do or how I was gonna do it I was
I walked into the kitchen and saw the cake Rossi was cutting into pieces
"omg is that chocolate cake"
"yeah, it is I made it myself you want a slice?"
"yes please Rossi tara hates when I eat chocolate cake because I'm lactose intolerant can i eat in here, Derek and hotch laughed when I said this"
"it will our little secret"
"uno Symptoms of lactose intolerance may include farting, stomach cramps or diarrhoea a few hours after having food or drink containing lactose, these effects often crop up 30 minutes to two hours after consuming dairy in people who are lactose intolerant. And the more milk products you consume, the worse you feel"
"Derek then hit spencer after he spoke only realising what he said after he looked at me I started to laugh and giggle"
"well then let's hope my bloating and diarrhoea are worth this cake"
"spencer looked at em first in shock the also started laughing as well"
"god I really shouldn't have sad that I just get really nervous and say stupid stuff around cute guys next thing you know I'm gonna start talking about my obsessions I with a doctor who and foreign films"
"you watch doctor who and you like foreign films"
"yeah, I do my favourite season is-"
"Season 5"
"How did you know that was my favourite season"
"anyone whos smart would say season 5 "
"yeah I guess they would"
"will you ask each other out already it's getting boring" Derek said
"spencer started to visibly blush and didn't say a word"
"spencer do you wanna maybe go on a date with me this week?"
"taken off guard he replied yeah yeah I would love that"
#wattpad#spencer walter reid#spencer reid fluff#dr spencer reid#spencer reid x reader#spencer reid x y/n#doctor spencer reid#spencer reid#black reader#ari lennox
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if you’re still taking requests i’d love to see “Hey, look at me. Focus on me alright?” with alison and thomas cause u know that lil bitch gets panic attacks/meltdowns and i feel like alison’d be hella good at talking him thru em
Thomas, Alison, Pat & the Captain General #23: “Hey, look at me. Focus on me alright?”
(So this is a fic for these three, I couldn’t decide who to write so here’s all three of them trying to deal with an upset Thomas. Also,, for some reason these are getting no interaction on ao3, yes they’re on there as well, so if anyone wants to go check out some of my stuff on there pls do @/littlemouseinapartyhat :))) Also I know all the fics so far have focussed on a select few characters but the next one will be the Button House women on a sleepover,, spoiler alert Fanny joins in and has fun :P)
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Far too many times, Pat and the Captain had discovered Thomas buried to his eyes in the murky green water of the lake. It was hardly a surprise to either when Thomas had bolted from the house and dove into the water with the arrival of a new Lord Byron with film crew in tow. As soon as his overwhelming emotional meltdown had begun, Pat and the Captain had shared one single glance across the film set, a knowing glance of full understanding of what they must do later.
Their usual nightly patrol was punctuated by a detour to the lake where they, like usual, would sit on the grassy bank beside the water for two hours persuading Thomas to come inside. They’d eventually peacefully appease him and watch as Thomas took the long and silent walk back to the house where he’d dramatically flop into his bed - and remain there for days on end.
Pat waited until the Captain had finished gawking after Adam to catch his arm and drag him swiftly towards the lake. They stood on the shoreline watching Thomas huff and puff in the dark water, running his fingers repeatedly through his soft curly hair.
“So what do we do exactly?” Someone asked. Unaware they had been followed, both men spun around to find Alison behind them, hands on hips gazing out at Thomas. Pat turned back to face the lake, stepping up the algae ridden waterline.
“Thomas!” He called. “Thomas! Are you alright?”
Thomas didn’t respond. Instead ducking further below the surface to drop his nose under the water too.
“Listen, Thorne!” The Captain shouted out to him. “It’s getting dark, you must come inside at once.”
“Does he listen?” Alison asked.
“Eventually,” the Captain sighed. “You might care to take a seat, Alison. He can take a little while, whiny child.”
Alison perched on the edge of the bank, picking at the grass as she rested her chin on her knees, ready to watch whatever Pat and the Captain had planned for the poet.
“Thomas, do you want to talk about it?” Pat shouted. “I get you’re upset, mate. But come out and we can have a chat, yeah? What’s wrong?”
Thomas stayed silent, staring blankly back as if not a single thought was running through his mind.
“I know you don’t feel well, and I won’t pretend to know what’s happening in that little brain of yours but talking it out will make you feel a thousand times better, I promise,” Pat told him.
“Now listen here, Thomas. I demand you listen to Patrick and vacate the water with haste,” the Captain yelled towards him.
“The film crew’s left, Tom, nothing left here to worry about,” Pat said. “You can come inside and calm down a touch, yeah? Letting it all out will do you the world of good.”
“The sun is setting, Thorne. Whatever this silliness is, you had better push it down deep and come inside!”
“Captain, that’s not exactly the best advice at the moment,” Pat told the Captain covering his frustration with a small chuckle.
“We’re here to fetch him from the water, not provide a therapy session.”
Pat turned fully towards the Captain and held his hands out to try and placate him, hoping he wouldn’t resort to his idea of talking never helping - as he had insisted with Fanny only weeks earlier.
“If we find out what is troubling him, we can get him out.”
“But-“
Alison stood up abruptly and stepped between the two of them.
“Okay, well you guys aren’t helping him in the slightest,” she said.
“What? I’m helping?” They said simultaneously, snapping to face each other and shoot incredulous looks. “You’re not doing anything!”
“Okay, my turn,” Alison returned to watching Thomas’ morose face above the water. She took her phone from her back pocket and dropped it onto the bank before pulling off her heavy green jumper. She stepped into the lake, muddy water splashing about her ankles and coating the cuffs of her jeans. She sighed at the thought of slaving over laundry the next morning to recover her best jeans.
“What the bally hell are you doing?” The Captain questioned.
“You can’t seriously be going out there?” Pat said.
“Fetch Mike if I start to drown, hey?” She said before wading deeper into the water. She was pleasantly surprised that she could keep her feet planted firmly on the silty bottom of the lake as the freezing winter water pooled around her legs, then hips, all the way up to her shoulders, and to the point where she had to push up onto her tiptoes to keep her head above the surface. Reaching Thomas within a matter of moments, Alison stopped in front of him and dropped ever so slightly so she was eye to eye with him.
“Thomas,” she said quietly. “Hey, look at me. Focus on me, alright?” She reached a dripping hand from out of the water and reached as if to cup his cheek, hovering millimetres away. “Can you hear me, Thomas?”
Thomas nodded jerkily, trying not to break his eye contact with Alison.
“Good, you don’t need people shouting advice at you from the shoreline. You need someone to bring you back down, don’t you?” He nodded again. “You’re floating, aren’t you? Well above the lake and you feel like you can’t come down because everything that’s happening in that head is keeping you up. I’m right, aren’t I?”
“Yes,” his voice cracked.
“I’ve been there, Thomas,” Alison confessed quietly. “I’ve felt that: where you desperately need someone to catch hold of your leg and just pull you back down. It’s a panic attack, Thomas, or something similar; I’m not sure but it’s nothing to be afraid of. I just need you to focus on me, yeah? And the water. The water? The water! It makes you feel sick, doesn’t it? Can you feel it, can you feel that nauseous feeling like when you touch someone living? It’s there, isn’t it?”
A thought overtook Alison, a simple but risky idea. It could bring Thomas straight back to reality, or it could make him feel a thousand times worse. Her hand stayed in position close to Thomas’ face, as she flicked her attention to it slightly. Leaning forward, her hand pressed into his cold form fading through his skin momentarily. Thomas took a deep breath, he had no need to but the overwhelming emotion had stopped his breaths for so very long.
“Can you feel it? Does it make you feel, Thomas?” She whispered, trying hard to keep her balance on the lake bed and not fall straight through Thomas.
“Fair Alison,” Thomas whispered. “I- I feel sick.”
“Good, it’s called ‘grounding’. Using the things around you to bring you back to reality. I’m right here with you, so use my touch, my voice,” Alison said calmly. She couldn’t help but think about the first anxiety attack she’d ever experienced. Year eleven, minutes before a presentation on igneous rocks - Mike had been the one to sit on the corridor floor with her and coach her through it, using the very same techniques she was employing for Thomas.
“When there are people in the house, people who work to mock me, it is as if every noise, every colour, every person is simply too vibrant,” he whispered, barely audible to Alison. “It is as if every bone in my body is being accosted by the senses, too many senses.”
“I know, I know,” Alison muttered. “I know, Thomas. But you mustn’t drown yourself in the lake! This doesn’t feel particularly pleasant for me, let alone the undead. So, don’t drown yourself, please. One of the best things about my near-death and questionable spiritual abilities is that I can help you.”
“None of the others understand this horrific feeling,” Thomas said. “Patrick and the Captain, they do their best. But Captain is rather harsh and Pat insists on talking nonsense and then trying to hug me. I do not feel I need that.”
“Then come to me, Thomas,” Alison urged. “Don’t drown yourself, what kind of a solution is that? Find me and we’ll talk.”
“I do not wish to disturb when you are-,” Thomas started.
“No, you’re not a disturbance. If you need me, I’ll be there.” Thomas nodded gently, trying not to put pressure on the cold spot where Alison was touching his face. “Now, I’m freezing to death out here, and I’m fairly sure there’s a fish in my jeans. Let’s go inside, you can choose a film, yeah?”
“Yes please.” The light had dropped quickly, the orangey grey light of the evening had been replaced by darkness. They began the trudge back to the shore where Pat and the Captain were sat side by side on the bank, trying slightly too hard to seem nonchalant a hide their eavesdropping. Pat jumped up as he realised they were coming back, and the Captain uncrossed his legs to stand beside him.
“Fantastic work, Alison!” Pat said, reaching out to take Thomas by the arm. He cowered away slightly, only to be guided slowly forward by Alison; more herding him than actually touching his waistcoat. Pat retreated holding his hands up in surrender. “That’s probably a record!”
“Whatever did you say to get him away so quickly?” The Captain asked.
“Stop being so nosy,” Alison chuckled, ringing the water out of her dark hair. “Thank you for your help, Pat, Cap. But just leave him be for a little while, okay? Come on, back in with you,” she said turning to Thomas. “I could do with a hot shower and some clothes that don’t contain ten gallons of pond water and an aquarium of creatures. Will you be okay sitting with the others for a bit while I get changed, Thomas?”
Thomas contemplated and then nodded once at her beginning the long walk to the safety of the house. He was still away with the fairies, still flying high above the lake waiting for his feet to return to solid ground. But concentrating very hard, focusing on Alison in front of him - her voice and her touch, he could almost feel the very tips of his toes skimming the waterline.
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Here it is. A Piece Of Borrower Content Written Entirely In Stream Of Consciousness:
AN: so this is incomplete and very…needs revisions to the timeline to incorporate some things I added later! It’s the original universe that Mira’s from! I edited it like Slightly to just change Ross’s name to Ross (if u see Max anywhere that’s his old one I just felt like changing it so that’s just him but different. Anyway) Everything's under the readmore tab, cheers!
The Library Fairy:
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Basic Plot (Chrono, comic starts from human perspective abt the ‘legend of the library fairy’ ig maybe. Nothing here is permanent cept the characterization)
Part A
1- Mira is borrower currently chillin in a college library
2- She lives off of the cafe on the second floor nd reads lots and lots of stuff about everything when the upper floors close (lower floor open 24/7 but upper floors r vacant p much after 12:00 AM)
3- she starts getting increasingly curious about human stuff cos she’s literate nd books r pry neat
4- it starts one night when she spots an unattended notebook and a half eaten blueberry muffin, nd it’s 12:30 so nobody’s coming back in atm (it’s the 80s so no laptops for the plebians quite yet)
5- so she goes ‘welp’ nd takes part of the muffin, then sees the work on the page and goes ‘hmmmm this is incorrect’ so she helps our and leaves notes here n there to point the kid in the right direction and puts down some book refs for further study bcos at this point she’s been there for 2 years and she knows where most things are
6- she stays behind to see if the human comes back for it, hidden in a hidey hole near the desk
7- human comes in, sees notebook, practically melts w relief nd stuffs it in his bag
8- next day human comes back nd leaves nother notebook and a cookie, along w a hidden camera
9- Mira goes ‘o boy, this a trap, innit’
10- Mira then decides ‘eh whatever I haven’t had contact w anyone in years now so I might as well’
11- she steals the camera film nd leaves a lil scrap of paper saying ‘nice try ;)’ on it
12- student comes back, sees paper, goes ‘dammit’, then leaves note addressed to the ‘library fairy’ and another cookie, as well as more of their work for her to help with
13- bout a decade goes by and now the “Library Fairy” is an urban myth, it’s currently 2003 so she’s also wound up on the school’s unofficial Wikipedia page under ‘local cryptids’
14- most library employees know of her but they don’t go looking out of fear stemming from superstitions bout her, somehow the legend grew from ‘can’t be photographed’ to ‘a student once saw her and died that day’
15- there’s now a small shrine devoted to her where ppl bring offerings hoping to get good grades in return, sometimes they will leave papers for her to proofread nd stuff
16- new prof (named Alexei) finds online article thinks he Knows What’s Up bcos he had a borrower friend as a kid, but they left when borrower’s fam found out about them knowing each other
17- he leaves note wedged in one of her secret entrances behind outlet, asking if she can meet w him at some point
18- Mira, already In it, goes ‘Okay. Alright. This has gone on for long enough. Time to go and never return’ but ofc she’s curious as all hell and like she decides she will at least honor the guy’s request for a convo b4 she goes, but on her terms and w/o speaking face 2 face
19- they Talk in the library after hours, bcos he paid off the janitor to let him stay after hours nd most of the student employees recognize him as a prof nd leave him alone
20- they talk again for every subsequent night
21- she uhhhh finally decides to reveal herself nd prays that her hunch was right nd he won’t try to grab her or anything
22- he doesn’t but she’s nervous so she winds up gettin caught in her own climbing rope like idiot, is now dangling from ceiling in tangled mess
23- he stifles chuckle nd she says smthn sarcastic
24- he moves closer and offers to untangle her
25- she’s like ‘please’
26- so he do, but her grip on the rope slips nd he has to catch her
26- so now she’s in his hand and he just sets her down and now he’s a bumbling embarrassed mess bcos he said he wasn’t going to hold her and he just did and o dear pls forgib him
28- nd she’s like ‘dude u just saved my life it’s fine ur fine chill’
29- internally she’s going HOLY FUCK AAAAAAA but externally, her human’s already worked up enough as it is so she’s gotta b the level headed one
29.5- after a while they both kinda get used to each other more, he gets tenure, they celebrate, some more stuff happens, Aleksei got married (not to Mira, Mira hasn’t actually rly thought about being in a relationship w anyone cos she’s laser focused on gaining as much knowledge as possible)
30- eventually Alexei’s like ‘hey so I’m dean of faculty for the biotech branch now uhhhh would u like actual job teaching students? Cos, uh, you can do it remotely thru online lectures n stuff, no in person interaction, and I uh was just kinda wondering—‘
31- she’s like ‘yes. Yes!!! LET ME HELP PEOPLE OFFICIALLY KINDA’
32- so now she’s a professor, and has revealed her Secret a few times here n there to a number of the faculty, nd she has recorded her own findings in a personal journal
33- ‘humans will treat u like a human if they think ur human first. The kids call it ‘catfishing’’
34- enter Ross, an mall goth who accidentally tripped headfirst into a premed program
35- Mira’s favorite field of study is bio so naturally she’s his prof for a majority of his classes
36- being the good boy that he is, he now knows Mira’s secret. There is an Entire Chapter on him finding out and legit just continuing their conversation as if everything was normal bcos he thought that was how he was supposed to handle the situation
37- then she says ‘u can ask questions, u know’ he’s like OH THANK FUCK CAUSE I HAVE SEVEN HUNDRED OF THOSE
38- and now he kinda knows what to look for in terms of ‘do borrowers live here check yes or no’
39-in his apartment, the answer is yes and he mistakenly kinda stumbles upon the mom one night when he wakes up in the middle of the night for Snack and opts to pretend like its not happening. Unfortunately the thing she was trying 2 borrow (piece of crumb cake for Son Boy’s birthday) is the thing he wants 2 eat so he’s like “uh. ‘Scuse me, ma’am.” and he peels back the saran wrap on the other side of the plate, takes piece, nd then leaves some there for her
40-so now the woman is like ‘welp guess it time 2 Leave’
.1- she and husband Talk
.2-they decide it best 2 go
.3-theyre Packing
.4-lil bab Ellie confused
.5-hawk attacke
.6-cut to Ross
41- Ross also happens to work at a bar and he goes outside for a break
43- he finds smal child—smol smal—on the sidewalk and said child is missing an arm, nd has lost a lot of blood, so he’s uhhhhh Losing It highkey
43.5-parents r nowhere 2 b seen, but the hawk is nearby and circling. Ross gets an idea of what just happened
44- he up and leaves work, thankfully his apartment is above the shop so he jumps up the fire escape w the child and
45- he make tourniquet
46- he calls Mira nd asks her 2 come over to ASAP. he’s A Mess at this point
47- it is Very touch and go, kid needs blood, Mira is the only viable donor so she’s just gotta pray that the blood type is fine and won’t kill him
48- and then eventually they manage 2 stave infection thru antibiotics properly dosed to his size, Mira does Math and Prays basically
49- ‘bout a month in, kid wakes up
50- kid doesn’t rember much since he’s only 3
51- hes v scared of Ross at first but over time he gets used 2 the human
52- kid (elliot) starts 2 call Ross ‘dad’ after a while
53- Ross: *internal screaming but in a good way*
54- the end kinda for now
Part 2
A- New Borrowers In The Building
—three of em. paranoid dad, mom, nd daughter that’s Elliot’s age so he’s pumped
B- Elliot offers them a place 2 stay briefly
C- he knows by now bout like, how borrowers don’t typically interact w humans and Auntie Mira’s a bit of a weird case so he just doesn’t tell em bout his dad being the human
D- the kid finds out first nd doesn’t tell the parents, but they figure it out later kinda and think that it’s a ‘o god he’s being kept as a pet’ sitch so they’re >:| abt it
E- they move out and try to take Elliot w them (by force bcos they think he’s brainwashed) but he escapes and makes it to Ross, who’s like “uhhhhhh”
F- and the mom come out the hole near the counter n starts yelling at Ross, who is…kinda used to it since Mira brings in ppl who need help from time 2 time and they typically don’t react well when they’re lucid enough to understand what’s going on. He’s just not used to being questioned about his own kid
G- so they’re like “WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING WITH HIM”
H- and he’s like “r…raising him???”
I- and Ellie steps up and he’s like “this is my dad. I decided he was my dad when I was three. He’s being a good parent”
J- and Ross is like “yeah what he said. I’m a good parent.”
K- Ross is riding that high til the end of fucking time but like back to the story at hand
L- this is when the husband comes out nd is like “lissen. wifey. ily but that is a very big human and he hasn’t grabbed us yet so let’s count our blessings and gtfo”
M- but she’s like “uh no we stay until I’m sure Elliot is Safe and fucking Sound”
N- so they stay for dinner nd stick around a little longer.
O- Val (the kid) gets closer 2 Elliot and also Ross a bit
P- Mira shows once or twice, first time she shows up they’re like “oh god it’s the crazy doctor lady this all makes sense now” (bcos Mira does check up on as many borrower families as possible in her free time so word has got around by now Of her, and the number by which to contact her in case her services r needed)
Q- After a month or so, then they decide to leave bcos they’re like “look we get that ur son is ur son and he only has one arm and in our profession that is kind of a death sentence but we can’t have our kid getting used to dealing w humans who know about our existence” so they go and leave on a kind of sour note bcos Ellie can do anything he wants to do just as well as any other borrower Thank You Very Much and Ross is ready to fite anyone who thinks otherwise
R- Elliot starts trying 2 b more independent, basically from now on he’s like ‘I can do everything my Damn Self Thanks’
S- but uh he does it to a point where he’s going out of the way to endanger himself
T- so they get into a fite about it and ross Yells and Elliot is like ‘kthxbye’
U- and the boi just. Fuckin bolts. Runs Away. Ross is a Mess, he starts smoking again (he quit cold turkey the day he took Elliot in) to curb the depression, he’s jus. Not doin good, worried that his son is dead and the last time they talked it’d ended badly
V- FREEDOM!!!1! Except Ellie doesn’t kno how to take care of himself so it’s a rough month or so and then he runs into some other borrowers livin in their own town in the wild ig, chillin, being hella independent, and he’s like “uh yes ofc I will join u, I was w my dad for a while but.........” he neither confirms nor denies that his dad’s dead but everyone kinda just assumes.
Part 3
W-anyway a year goes by and then the borrower group gets hit hard w some kind of sickness ig. Elliot gets it too he’s basically incapacitated n drifting in and out of lucidity. So. They contact the weird crazy doctor lady who hangs around humans, a.k.a. Mira, and she’s like “oh. fuck. I know this kid.” bcos she does, u kno, and she jus treats em all for their ailment and shows them how to make antibiotic poultice thing in case smthn like it happens again. Mold. Penicillin is basically what it is
X-she and Elliot hav a Chat (Mira basically yells at him a lot) once he’s fixed up and he decides he’s gonna visit his dad but he makes it very clear that he is a Grown Up (he’s not, he’s literally sixteen), and he is living on his own now
Y- he agrees to stay for a week tho since he misses his home a lot tbh and Ross is just. Over the fucking moon to know he’s ALIVE, he’s not gonna fuck up their relationship by insisting that he stay. Or like, by keeping him ofc he would never
Z- unfortunately the borrower community put two and two together and figured out his dad’s human so they have his stuff packed up when he gets back w mira, who’s ready to go the fuck off on them
End 1:
-Ellie is living at Ross’s place atm and hopeful about the future basically. He eventually will go off on his own but he’ll keep in contact w his dad and stuff
Part C.5
55- few yrs later
56- elliot is Adult now he does adult borrower stuff
57- he moves out
58- finds nice borrower gf (her name’s Tess)
59- doesn’t tell her about his dad being human but talks about his dad a LOT
60- so when she asks to meet said father he’s just like “uh. Maybe we don’t do that actually”
61- and she’s like “y tho”
62- and he’s like “bcos”
63- anyway she decides to look into it cos she knows he goes to see his dad nd keep in touch but his dad is allegedly “a recluse who lives in the big scary human’s walls to avoid other ppl”
64- which is. Not true in the slightest tbqh he’s def not an introvert he’s just a workaholic and he Is the big scary human
65- anywho they run into Val and her wife and she’s like “how’s Ross been?” And Elliot is acting Very Suspish so she, being Smart, calls it immediately and is like “oh shit u haven’t told her yet have u”
66- Tess: “told me what”
67- Val: “El’s dad is a human, bro.”
68- Tess: “I’m sorry?”
69- this results in a Big Fight and they separate for like, a month. Elliot blames Val bcos he’s being irrational and doesn’t wanna admit to the fact that lying to his girlfriend for over a year was Real Bad Actually, but over time he’s like ‘yeah it’s my fault sry for snapping at u’ cos he works thru his emotions n stuff
70- Eventually gf comes back cos she’s like “ok so. I understand why you lied to me about your dad. It was a dick move but I do get it and I still care about you a lot. I would like. To meet him.”
80- this is a lie she does not want to meet him she is doing this bcos she does not want to lose Elliot and that outweighs the fear of his dad
81- so they go to meet him but she’s just kinda. Behind the wall at first like “that’s a crazy big human this is crazy ur crazy it’s time to gO”
82- Val is also there bcos she hasn’t seen Ross in a while
83- they eventually coax her out of hiding
84- and by that I mean Val picks her up and drags her out into the open by force bcos she basically freezes up the second she catches sight of Ross and Val’s like “u didn’t come all this way for nothing, bich”
85- they have a Painfully Awkward First Meeting, Tess is trying her best but oh god he’s just too fucking. Larg. Ellie ur dad too big
86- tbh tho the ice kinda breaks after Ellie and Ross get into a fight over smthn stupid (im thinking Elliot grumbles bout Ross’s hair being unruly and he’s worried that mira’s using it like a personal storage system again and Ross is like “I’ve been keeping better track of that actually” and then like a little line of paper clips and a few hand-bound notebooks tied together w some string fall out of his fucking mane and he’s like “I can explain”
87- “dad you can’t keep letting her use your hair like a fucking NEST”
88- Tess is laughing now cos god damn this was not what she was expecting
89- that’s it the end it ends w Tess laughing at them being idiots good times r had by all
Uhhhh that’s it so far. I have More but it’s kinda jumbled rn and I need to fit stuff in places. Anyway.
#was gonna make this into a comic lawl#if I like actually manage to get off my ass over the coming weeks I probably will be able to do that! but yeah#also this was once posted b4 and I deleted it but it’s back now say hellow#Library Fairy#oc: Mira#oc: Ross#oc: Elliot#oc: Tess#oc: Val#oc: Alexei#anyway yeah here it is behold#the uhhhhh most slice of life thing I have ever created
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The Lost Tomb Reboot Season 2 Episodes 1-8 - Recap & Review
MAJOR SPOILERS below the cut!!! DON’T READ IF YOU DON’T WANT SPOILERS!!! (I’m tagging #chongqispoilers if you wanna block it for the next three weeks heh)
But first I would like everyone to know that Xiao Bai has been sworn sibling-zoned as fourth sister to Big Brother Xiao Ge, Second Brother Pang Zi and Third Brother Wu Xie (Ep 3/4)
And also secondly, WU XIE GETS HIS OWN TEAM?!! AND THEY ALL HANDSOME MEN!!! INCLUDING THAT DOCTOR!!! So it’s apparently the antagonistic frenemy doctor from Season 1 (like actual S1, not Reunion S1), and damn he damn frickin handsome in this one okay guys?!!! Like I AM IN LOVE!!! AND HE FIRSTLY SAVES WU XIE, THEN TAKES CARE OF WU XIE SO WELL EVEN THOUGH HE KEEPS CURSING WU XIE TO DIE SOON LMAO (Ep 8)
So yes I’m telling all of you guys how much I frickin love that doctor - I am absolutely in LOVE <333 He’s so capable?! And he talks about Xiao Ge and Er Shu with so much familiarity? He totally like takes charge with a critical eye, no nonsense, just starts commanding people. Hates Wu Xie but then doesn’t wake him up when they arrive at their destination so he can sleep more because HE BE DYING SOON? AND THEN PATS WU XIE TO TELL HIM NOT TO BE RASH when Wu Xie wants to rush to help, and then offers to go in his stead without another word (EVEN THO HE HATES HIM?!!)
A NEW SHIP HAS BEEN BORN FOR ME OKAY?!!! I’M SORRY PINGXIE RIGHT NOW I SHIP DOCTOR/XIE TOO!!!
And yes I binge-watched all eight episodes today and damn too much shit happened!!!
Eps 1-2:
OKAY THE DEATH ZONE AREA in Warehouse 11 finished up way faster than I thought it would to be honest, and it’s a little anti-climactic but that’s okay, but anyway it’s hilarious that there are two people still living in Si Dang Qu to guide Wu Xie and Xiao Bai, and okay CREEP FACTOR IS UP OKAY!!! Wow damn it so many tentacles?!!!
Anyway, Wu Xie and Xiao Bai are not supposed to go into Si Dang Qu but they do it anyway, Xiao Bai gets electrocuted and then some, and they meet two weird people in Si Dang Qu, and also the funniest thing is that there is WIFI IN THIS GOD-FORSAKEN DEEP HOLE (IT’S TWO DEEP HOLES BY THE WAY) and these two people are just like hello guys, we live here, let me point you to where there’s wifi.
And then they both seem to make it out just fine even though San Shu was stuck there for like more than three years, and boom these two make it out in less than 24 hours - Wu Xie gets fired, Xiao Bai is suspended, Jia Ke Zi (they guy with the good hearing back in Warehouse 11, also VERY HANDSOME) and Li Jia Le were also fired because they were working with the bad Supervisor Ding from Reunion Season 1, and then!!!
I think the most touching part is every single warehouse person like sending him off standing in the surveillance room in the dark, watching as he walks out? I mean, not discounting the people who are genuinely like “DAMN YES, CAN WE GO BACK TO OUR NORMAL LIVES NOW TYVM”, I just felt really touched that they all feel enough for Wu Xie and he’s actually made some impact on their lives or smth, so much so that they’re willing to watch him go off
Eps 3-6:
Okay so Xue Wu Ye, the bad guy, big brother number five, is plotting something, but that’s for later. Wu Xie heads home, and starts researching again - they decide to go back to the place where they found Yang Da Guang’s body to find more clues. In between, he meets up with Xiao Bai for dinner, they get drunk, Pang Zi turns up to pick em up but gets drunk too, then they all swear to be siblings with kebabs, like literally, in place of joss sticks. It’s all filmed by the shop owners. Xiao Bai is crying because NO DAMN SHE WANNA BE WU XIE WIFEY, NOT WU XIE FOURTH SISTER
And anw at the place, they find another map and Wu Xie gets electrocuted and faints, and then they manage to call Er Shu who’s about to head into a cave with Xiao Ge and everyone else - They do a video call, and damn it’s so cute to see Wu Xie and Pang Zi going “XIAO GE XIAO GE WE’RE HERE!!!” And then they go in, but they meet a trap, Xiao Ge and Hei Xia Zi are trapped and considered dead, and Er Shu is in trouble. Kan Jian manages to call Wu Xie and then Wu Xie gets him to tap out morse code message, and sure enough, XIAO GE AND HEI XIA ZI ARE ALIVE. But Xiao Ge says there’s a mole, and so they all pretend they’re dead, then Kan Jian and Jing Shu promise Wu Xie they’ll get Er Shu out, and Kan Jian sends Wu Xie coordinates to their location and then he goes MIA
At the same time, Xue Wu Ye has found out about Er Shu’s predicament (or was part of it) and his role is to basically snatch over the Wu family’s business. I’m not going to go into details, but anyway Wu Xie and Pang Zi are like bullied really badly by them, but good news is Piao Piao, Pang Zi’s gf, finally realizes he’s the one who helped her daughter out and then they affirm their feelings for each other. However, Piao Piao decides to still be undercover at Xue Wu Ye’s place - unfortunately, he finds out and as she’s fleeing, a truck hits her and she dies FUCK THIS SHIT.
Then Wu Xie nearly dies AGAIN, AND THAT’S WHEN THEY MEET HANDSOME FRENEMY DOCTOR!!! WHO REFUSES TO SAVE HIM FIRST, BUT THEN DOES!!!
Eps 7-8:
AT THE SAME TIME TOO, the mute girl, who’s Hei Xia Zi’s potential girlfriend, is captured by big bad Boss Jiao but she can talk now. And then he kills her too apparently!!! WHICH IS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK CAN WE PLS DON’T KILL ALL THE WOMEN IN THIS STORY?!! But her death isn’t super confirmed, because she falls but no body, no confirmed death in this show, damn it. Unfortunately, Piao Piao is legit ;-; and Pang Zi and Wu Xie only find out way later because Xue Wu Ye hid it from them that motherfucker!!!
Anyway, Xue Wu Ye’s plan is to basically take over the Wu family’s business and to prevent Wu Xie from gathering resources and a team to go and save Er Shu - so Wu Xie’s goal is to get money, defeat Xue Wu Ye and go find Er Shu.
Wu Xie schemes and then he manages to defeat Xue Wu Ye for good, and Xiao Bai goes to find Jia Ke Zi (omg who’s so sad, because while he was away, his wife cheated on him?!! and won’t let him return to his home?!!) and Li Jia Le is getting cheated out of daily salary working at a construction place, when Xiao Bai finds them for the job.
THEN THE TEAM ASSEMBLES!!!! Xiao Bai turns up with the two guys, and then FRENEMY DOCTOR TURNS UP TO MAKE SURE WU XIE DOESN’T DIE ON THE WAY!!! And he’s really fricking handy, and like I said above while Wu Xie is sleeping in the car, he makes sure no one disturbs him. The rest of the team survey the place and then he’s like, “Guys, what’s the use of hiring and bringing y’all if Wu Xie has to do everything himself? We’ll split up.”
And leaves Wu Xie sleeping in the car I WEEP!!!!
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Thoughts on this:
Not gonna lie, the front parts in Warehouse 11 are a bit like... illogical to me and done too quickly, but I guess it doesn’t always have to make sense. I’m still quite sad Piao Piao died?!! And that mute girl might be dead?!!! I can’t wait for the reunion which seems to be coming up soon, but I AM REALLY, SO HAPPY THAT WU XIE HAS A TEAM OF HIS OWN DAMN IT.
Also really worried about Er Shu and the identity of the mole, HOPING IT’S NOT LIU SANG OR JING SHU OR KAN JIAN PLS!!!!
So far the Wu Xie Fainting Count is - 2 in 8 episodes.
There are 2 more eps each for Monday and Tuesday, cannot wait for FOUND FAMILY VIBES DAMN IT!!! THEY BETTER NOT BREAK UP MY FAMILY!!!
And srsly I hope handsome doctors survives because... I really like him HAHAHA
#the lost tomb reboot#重启之极海听雷#the lost tomb reboot 2#reunion: the sound of the providence#chongqispoilers#SPOILERS#SPOILERS!! MAJOR!!!#DO NOT READ IF YOU DON'T WANT SPOILERS
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Drunk Dare - Alex Morgan/Reader (USWNT)
inspired by requested prompt: “I’ve been wanting to read something with ‘i fucking love you’ and ‘hang up, and tell me this when you’re sober’ with an older uswnt member like press or alex or something but have you seen those tiktoks where the face zooms in on who has to call their crush? lmao so maybe R is with like sonnet and mal and everyone and does it because of that? good luck on ur first posts and welcome!” by anon
(a/n: thank u and thanks for the welcome - also thank you for being my first lol!!! pls lemme know if i make any mistakes and my apologies beforehand)
content warning: swearing, alcohol, i think thats it y'all
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You always knew that nights in with the girls ended badly 9/10 times. It’s just that someone would sometimes overshare, do something extremely stupid, get waaaay too drunk - in fact they would definitely always do all three in one night.
Last time Mal had talked way too much about her sex life and the time before that, Sonnett had got outrageously drunk and walked into an open cabinet in the kitchen, effectively knocking herself out.
If you really stretched your memory back, there was a time Rose went on Gumtree and before you’d been any the wiser bought about 11 dogs to be picked up and taken home the following day. Three weeks before that, Lindsey had fully broken your washing machine when she had tried to climb into it to see if she could fit.
So tonight, it was a draw between you and Sam as to who was going to make a fool out of themselves, and for some reason you had a hunch it was going to be you.
Emily cleared her throat, bringing you out of your thoughts as you finished your drink, “So, you know that TikTok thing-”
Lindsey pulled her beer bottle from her lips and rolled her eyes, shaking her head, “Oh my god, you and your TikToks.”
“Hey, it’s going to be funny,” Emily’s excitement deflated slightly but it didn’t take long for it to flare back up, “Okay so, we have to film us with our backs to the camera and then turn around and whoever’s face it zooms in on has to call their crush and tell them that they love them.”
Rose lifted her head from where she was laying on the floor, “Wait, hang on,” before she could continue she loudly hiccupped, making her burst into a fit of laughter. Once her laughter had died down, she cleared her throat, shaking her head, “I don’t think you have to tell them you love them. Just, like, admit feelings, right?”
“Sure, but that’s less fun.” Sonnett shrugged, getting her phone out and then pouring some more shots for everyone.
Mal took a shot glass and raised it, “I have a boyfriend, sooo...”
“Yeah, and I’m married.” Sam grinned, drunkenly high-fiving Mal after she’d taken her shot.
“Okay, so you guys are no fun,” Sonnet pointed at them, handing the remaining shots over to you all, “It’s fine, Lindsey, Rose, Y/N, we’ll still do it.” You all raised your shot glasses before throwing them back.
You scrunched your nose up at the taste of the tequila hitting the back of your throat and shook your head, “I’m too drunk.” You pouted, letting your head fall back onto the bed.
Emily pulled you forward, back into your sitting position and smiled, “No such thing.”
“It’ll give you the confidence to tell your crush you love them.” Mal pointed out, smiling - she was only happy because she definitely didn’t have to pour her heart out to a crush who most likely didn’t love her back, you just stuck your tongue out at her, too drunk for now to form words.
Lindsey patted your shoulder as she took a seat down next to you, “Plus, by the time it gets to the morning, you’ll have forgotten you ever did it.”
“All valid points.” Sam nodded along and you closed your eyes, groaning.
When you opened them again, Sonnett was sitting in front of you, holding out another shot, “Here, take a shot.” You went to protest but shrugged, nodding anyway before drinking the small amount of liquid.
Em put her hands out, pulling you and Lindsey up to your feet. Lindsey bent down to help Rose up and you all stood in a line, with your backs to the camera.
“Okay, Pugh, start filming.” Sonnett said over her shoulder, giving her the thumbs up.
The music started playing and you all danced/moved/bobbed to it before jumping round at the same time.
You smiled at the camera but it quickly fell when the camera chose your face to zoom in on. You quickly shook your head, putting your hands on your cheeks, “No!”
Everyone else was laughing by this point, partially because they were just relieved it wasn’t them but also because, hey - alcohol makes everything funny, “Y/N-”
“Oh no, nooo.” You repeated, shocked that you now had to actually call your crush. This was stupid, why had you agreed to do it again? You were so sure that someone else would get picked. Of course it had to be you.
“Call them up, bitch!” Sam yelled, grabbing your phone from the floor and passing it up to you.
You pouted, hoping your friends would take pity on you and not force you to call the Alex Morgan to tell her that you had a crush on her.
Lindsey nudged you with her elbow, “Who are you calling?”
“I can’t say!” You shook your head, mortified.
“Well you have to call whoever it is so we’ll find out either way.” Mal shrugged, opening another bottle of beer.
You bit your lip and laughed, “I can’t, guys, I’m serious.” You ran your hand through your hair, still in disbelief.
Sonnett clapped her hands, “Have another shot.” She suggested, before pouring it out and handing it over to you. As you drank, Lindsey hummed, tapping her finger on her chin, trying to think who it could be.
“Male or female?” She asked.
“I- you guys know her, I really can’t.” You shook your head again, handing the shot glass back to Sonnett, who took it as a sign to pour you another. Though this time you didn’t drink straight away and held it in your hand.
“It’s a her!?” Rose shouted, getting way too excited.
Lindsey was still looking like she was trying to play detective and hummed again, “And we know her?”
“All of us know her?” Sam asked, and you reluctantly nodded.
“Okay, great, that must mean she’s on the team, right?” Lindsey asked.
Mal frowned and shook her head, “I’m sure there’s others that we all know th-”
“Look, she’s blushing! So, a team member.” Sonnett joined the investigation, getting closer to look for your reactions to their questions.
“Is she in this room?” It was back to Lindsey.
You were about to answer when Emily grinned and wrapped her arm around your shoulders, “It’s okay, Y/N, you can just tell me that it’s me. You don’t have to call me to tell me that.” You laughed pushing her slightly.
“Fuck off.” You said before kissing her cheek as an apology.
“What a cute couple.” Mal laughed.
Lindsey rolled her eyes at everyone not taking the questioning seriously enough. Note to self that alcohol turns her into a fine and focused detective, “Can we all have one guess?”
“Give us a clue!” Rose cheered.
You tried to think of something to say that wouldn’t give anything too much away but your brain wasn’t too fast, “I... Her- She’s so beautiful!” You ended up saying, blushing as you shrugged and smiled at the though of Alex.
“Oh my god, I’ve got it.” Lindsey snapped her fingers, her eyes lit up.
Mal gave her an incredulous look, “What? Just from that? It’s not like there’s only one beautiful woman on this team, how do you-?” Lindsey interrupted her.
“Just think about it.”
“I’m trying but- oh shit.” Mal’s face dropped before a bright grin fell into place, “Oh my-”
“What?” You asked, annoyed that they were speaking in code, but they both just ignored you.
“Holy- you’re right, it’s so obvious,” Mal kept going, looking between you and Lindsey, “Wait-” She got up and whispered something into Lindsey’s ear before sitting back down with a triumphant grin, “Am I right?”
“Yes! I mean that’s who I’m thinking,” Lindsey nodded, “Have you seen the heart eyes she sends Y/N?”
Mal audibly ‘aww’ed, looking at you, “You think she likes her back? That’s so cute.”
“Wait,” You frowned, “you guys know I’m talking about Alex?”
“Yes! Got it in one!” Lindsey cheered, high-fiving Mal (but missed - but we’ll blame that on the alcohol)
“Wait - Alex?” Sam asked, “As in Alex Morgan?” She clarified, “As in ‘I’m the straightest person you’ll ever meet’ Alex.”
Sonnett shook her head, “Yo, are you kidding? That’s all a failed attempt at looking straight, she’s such a lesbian.”
“No way.” Sam shook her head.
“Yeah, are you kidding? I mean example number one is the way she looks at Y/N.”
You drunkenly grinned and felt your heart melt, “She looks at me?”
“She’s so drunk.” Rose pointed at you as she laid on the floor, half asleep thanks to the large amount of alcohol she’d been consuming all night.
“Drunk in love!” Sonnett shouted, and put her hand out to high-five Lindsey who let out a laugh before shaking her head.
“You’re so corny.”
Sonnett shrugged and clapped her hands, “Time to call your wife, Y/N.”
“Em, maybe she should go to bed, she is wasted.” Sam said from her place on the floor, at least attempting to be a voice of reason in this mess of a situation.
“I want to call Alex!” You shouted, letting the other’s good mood brighten your own. You cheered as you fumbled for your phone and drank the shot Sonnett had poured for you earlier.
“This is a wreck.” Sam mumbled as Emily started bouncing up and down.
“Call her up! Call her up!” She chanted, only stopped when Lindsey wrapped her arms around her to prevent her from bouncing.
“It’s ringing!” You whispered, now too far in to turn back now.
Sonnett, Mal and Lindsey cheered loudly, whilst Sam was attempting to put Rose into bed.
You turned from your friends to your phone which now had Alex’s contact on the screen and you realised she had picked up, “Shh, shh, shut up.” You shouted to the others before putting the phone to your ear.
“Y/N, it’s almost 3am, what do you want?” Alex’s sleepy voice filled your ears and you grinned at the sound, unable to answer because of the smile on your face. The silence on your end prompted another question to come from the girl you had the biggest crush on, “Are you okay?”
You cleared your throat, before slurring out her name, “Alex?”
“Are you drunk?” She asked, groaning lightly and sighing as the sound of her comforter being moved around echoed.
“Hell yeah.” You laughed.
“Are you okay, Y/N?” She asked again, her voice softer than it had been before, and once again your heart melted.
You nodded, “Hell yeaahhh.”
She sighed again, deeper this time, “I thought you were hurt and needed me to come over or something, don’t do that to me.” She was worried for you and she would have come to help you if you needed it? Again, your heart roared at the idea that she cared about you enough to worry about you. And suddenly, just in time to ruin everything, the alcohol well and truly hit and your drunk brain took over.
“Holy shit, I fucking love you.” You laughed rolling onto your back, the line went silent and you took your phone from your ear to check she was still there, “Alex?”
“Hang up, and tell me this when you’re sober, Y/N.” Her tired voice came from the other side of the phone and you frowned, pouting.
“But I’m telling you now.”
“I’ll call you in the morning, Y/N.”
“Booo,” You put your thumbs down, “I want to talk.” Really you just wanted to hear her say that she cared about you again.
“You’re drunk and I’m tired.”
You nodded, whilst you wanted to talk to her, you also cared so much about her that you knew she needed her sleep, “Okay, sleep well.”
“Okay, Y/N, are you with others?” She asked and you nodded, smiling at your friends and waving at them, which they all reciprocated - apart from Rose who was already out like a light.
“Uhuh.” You nodded to yourself.
“Make sure they look after your drunk ass, and drink some water, okay?” You smiled, Sam had already forced glasses of water into everyones hands in an attempt to get the night’s antics to settle down.
“Why can’t you look after my drunk ass, I want to see you.”
“Tomorrow morning, babe.”
You smiled, nodding, “Okay, I love you.” You laughed.
“We’ll talk tomorrow, night Y/N.”
“Okay, night, love you. Bye Alex.”
You hung up the phone, before throwing yourself down onto the floor, smiling up at the ceiling.
Sonnett appeared above you, smiling, “How’d it go, Y/L/N?” You quickly put both thumbs up, before letting them fall to your side and yawning.
“I’m so drunk,” You mumbled, curling up onto your side and closing your eyes, “Bed.”
Sam nodded, “I think that would be best, come on.” She said, taking your arms in hers and pulling you up before helping you into comfy clothes and getting you into bed, next to where Rose was in a heavy slumber. One in which you promptly joined.
xxxxxxxxxxxx
The lights were too bright, that was for sure. And you needed water. You groaned as you flipped your body so you were lying on your back. You were convinced it was those last two shots that pushed you over the edge and caused your hangover. Although, come to think of it, you couldn’t remember which two shots were the last two.
As long as you didn’t do anything too stupid, you could easily get over one small hangover.
You drank the water on your nightstand and took the tablets sitting alongside it, reading the note Sam had left with them. Quickly brushing your teeth and doing general morning stuff in an attempt to forget the sick feeling in your stomach, you jumped at the noise of your phone buzzing on the nightstand.
The contact name said that Alex was calling you and, although you called each other relatively regularly to catch up, there was no reason you could think of as to why she would call you this morning.
Either way, you shrugged and took the call, pressing the phone to your ear and calling out your friends name, “Alex?” You asked, your voice more scratchy and deeper than you thought it would have been.
“Hungover?” She asked, and you could hear the smile in her voice.
You groaned and tugged your hand through your messy hair, “Yes, was it that glaringly obvious?”
She snorted softly, “Well, from the state you were in last night...”
“I called you last night?” You asked, frowning as the panic lowkey set in.
Alex openly laughed at that, “You don’t remember?” She asked, and you racked your brain to think of what she could be talking about.
“I-” You went to shake your head before the penny dropped, “Holy shit.” You said, your eyes widening as you put your hand over your mouth. Why the fuck would you call Alex and tell her-
“You remember.”
“Oh my god, I am so sorry.” You said again, the panic well and truly setting in now. You prepared yourself for the worst. You couldn’t recall exactly what you said, but you were pretty sure it featured a full love confession.
Alex cleared her throat and paused, seemingly going over he words inside her head before asking you, “Do you maybe want to come over later?”
“What?” You asked, unsure where she was going with this.
“We can talk?” She asked uncertainly, almost sounding just as nervous as you at this point, “I can make dinner?” Immediately, the panic cleared and you let your mouth stretch into a wide smile.
“Careful, I might tell you I love you again.” You softened your voice, hoping the joke would be taken well, and by the sound of her laughter on the other end of the line, it had gone down just fine.
“As long as you bring a coffee from down the road on your way, because someone woke me up at 3 this morning.”
You winced and nodded, “I’m so sorry.”
“Don’t be, I can’t wait to see you.” She admitted and you have to admit that you couldn’t refrain from punching your fist to the sky briefly before replying.
“Me neither, see you in a couple of hours.”
“Remember the coffee.”
“Will do.” You nodded, hanging up the call and bouncing up and down on the spot before immediately stopping once you realised it was only making you feel more hungover.
However, you knew exactly what you needed to feel better, and you were getting to see her in only a few hours.
#uswnt imagine#uswnt imagines#uswnt x reader#uswnt x you#USWNT#woso imagine#woso imagines#WLW#wlw imagines#wlw imagine#wlw x reader#alex morgan x reader#alex morgan x you#alex morgan imagine#50#100#250#500
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dream vs dream
— i can’t find a gif of mark in dream vs dream :(( so take this screenshot :>>
“ncity-“
“hihihi”
“gotta go get em”
“HAHAHAHAHAHA”
i present to u
markhee(HEE, i saw that reply and i loved it)
bffs forever mwah <3
i swear mark keeps laughing around taehyuck best friend goals
“mic test,,ncity...gotta go get em :)))”
video cuts to taehee moving her chair closer to mark
“hey, what are you doing?”
“i’m moving closer to you. what does it look like?”
“there you go again”
“iS it mY fAuLt fOr wAnTinG tO bE cLosE tO mY bEsT bUdDy?”
and mark just deadass stares at her but there’s this loving look in his eyes yes mark she’s still ur best friend and u love her bc that’s what bffs are <3
“ahh i knew you would be like this”
“how much do you wanna bet we’re gonna ask the same thing?”
“like,,,for real? cause-“
“are you scared, mark?”
“if that’s the case, i’m not betting. i have a feeling we’re gonna ask at least two questions that are the same”
taehee @ the camera: “if we get one of the questions wrong, we’re gonna eat it.”
“wh- HAHAHAHAHA”
“so that we can remember the answer after this.”
“HAHAHHAHAHAHA”
“but then we throw it away if we get it right”
“let’s fold the paper like this :p” MARK IS SO CUTE PLS
“but then eat it if we get right...you have to swallow okay?”
“oKAAYYY DREAM VS DREAM START!”
they play rps
taehee threw scissors and mark threw rock
mark, shaking his head: “you always throw scissors it’s so predictable”
“one day, i’ll throw u off. we’ll see -.-“
“okay, what year did we meet each other?”
...
...
...
“DONT PRETEND U DONT KNOW THIS IS EASY!!!”
“2012. we arrived at the same day, right?”
“right.”
“mark and i were really shy back then so we became each other’s first friends in the company”
“we were,,,13? 13, right?”
“i was 12, u were thirteen. our friendship was going strong,,,until haechan came along so mark started hanging out with him more >:((“
“you and haechan fought a lot back then!!!”
in nana’s voice: “but you chose to hangout with me and you left me all alone (-｡-; “
and mark’s in faux disbelief
taehee and her antics tsk
“okay next question....give me one thing i appreciate about mark lee and why?”
mark’s fLUSTERED TM
everyone loves u dont be shy markus
“one? just one?”
“yeah-“
“that’s so hard there’s so many”
“WOW AND YOU FINALLY ADMIT IT”
“NO NOT LIKE THAT HAHA”
“just answer the question”
“is it...i’m cute?”
“then what’s the reason for that?”
“do you like me?”
“oh no...how’d you find out :OO”
“JUST TELL ME IF IM RIGHT OR WRONG”
“no,,i’ll give u another chance. it’s something that you say”
“my habits? ‘약간’?”
“that’s cute,,but no.”
...
mark snaps his fingers and goes, “AH!”
“when i call you ‘joanie’ becauseeee.....”
“because?”
“it reminds you of your mom?”
“i was going for family but mom works too ;))”
and mark laughs in delight
“yo that was EASY”
taehee playfully rolls her eyes, “your turn”
“what is mark’s sleeping habit?”
taehee’s eyes widen for a split second before answering
“kissing your roommate”
“crawling on the floor”
“what?”
“sleep talking in korean and english”
“that’s right”
“konglish” - taehee, 2k18
“i witnessed it personally and when i do get the chance, i will record it and post it on sns”
“...please don’t”
“you’re right i might get fired”
they both laugh,,you can also hear renjun’s laughter off-screen
“okay next, you’ll know the answer to this if you’re really interested in me”
“i feel uneasy”
“what is my favorite song as of now,,,,”
“uhh ‘better now’?”
“no”
“‘i like it’”
“nooo”
“‘better now’”
“HEY YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS :(((“
“WHAT IS IT”
taehee puffs out her cheeks before giving him a clue
“it’s a song by one of your favorite artists”
mark blanks out for a moment and he’s like
uhhhhhhh
and taehee sighs disappointingly bc so far she’s got two of mark’s questions right
i mean her questions aren’t that hard pfffft
“AH! ‘new light’ by john mayer”
“DING DING DING”
“i told you to listen to it, right?,” mark says proudly
she nodded cutely before singing the lyrics
“oh i want a take two,”
“i want to breakthrough,”
and mark joins her and it becomes the perfect recipe for a louder duo
mark + taehee = loud
“I WANNA KNOW THE REAL THING ABOUT YOU”
and now they’re calm again, “so i can see you in a new light~”
taehee: “applause!!”
cLAP CLAP CLAP
“in how many cities did mark live in?”
“torontonewyorkvancouverseoul”
taehee main rapper we stan
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH THAT WAS SO FAST AHHAHAHAHAHAH”
“f o u r,” she spelled in english
“mARK LOOK FOUR HAS FOUR LETTERS”
“rEaLLy???”
simultaneously: f o u r.
and they’re both shocked like the five year olds they are so they high five each other
#dreamiesatheart
“what is taehee’s most recent sleeping habit?”
“told you it would be the same”
“yeah but mine has a ‘most recent’ on it? see,” she gestures to the paper in her hand
“you raise your arm when you’re asleep”
taehee’s like >:(( as she puts mark’s hand down when he demonstrates
“there’s another one”
“ahh sleeping on the floor”
“yeapp :DD”
“why do you get on the floor tho?”
“honestly i don’t even wanna know”
“okay in what restaurant did we eat together”
“like...just the two of us?”
“yeah”
“do i have to name all of them”
“name the most memorable one.”
“ah 삼겹살!!!”
“that’s correct but there’s another-“
“김치찌개!!”
“wow you got all of them right”
“paper doesn’t exactly suit my appetite...but maybe it does for you”
mark laughs at this
“wait, see? i’m getting goosebumps right now. what was the first menu mark and taehee ate together?”
“just the two of us? isn’t it 김치찌개 also?”
“yes,” and the girl goes in for a high five
“woah we really wrote the same thing ...”
“we should’ve discussed this earlier”
“okay last question!!! are you ready?”
“yES IM READY,” she shouts causing mark to let out a giggle
“name the film that we watched together in the movie theater”
“train to busan. i loved that movie.”
“that’s right!!”
and they make their 93488293rd high five in the video
best friend tingz
mark laughs, “no one knew about this.”
“yeah we had to sneak out,” taehee says before making that
oops i did it again face
taehee and her escapades the managers have trouble monitoring her sometimes
but she’s a good girl for the most part lmao she still needs to pay rent
“i didn’t want to watch the movie-“
“but i forced him to”
“i thought you didn’t like scary movies?”
“scary movies are fine as long as i’m with....”
everyone expects her to say ‘the members’ but it’s taehee ffs
“...you ;)))”
“oKAAAAAAAAY”
“okay my turn,,,”
“WOAH YOU ACTUALLY GOT ALL OF THE QUESTIONS CORRECT”
taehee suddenly throws the paper behind her shoulder and catches mark off by surprise
“mark,,,,,”
then there’s this look in her eyes which made mark laugh nervously, “whaaat are you gonna do?”
“are you tired?”
“is that the question?”
taehee nods, “ask me why,,”
“....why?”
“because you keep running through my mind all day ;)))”
*finger guns*
chenle and jeno laugh behind the cam while mark attempts to keep a straight face while shaking his head at you
“that was good right?,” taehee’s still laughing as she nudges mark with her knee
“oh really?,” mark says
“then you must be exhausted”
taehee: ( O.O )
“WOAHHHH”
“MARK-HYUNG!!!”
“DID HE REALLY JUST DO THAT”
taehee’s in shock bc??? mark lee??? flirting back???
“wah that was good...”
and mark’s just laughing at her expression
“wah .... i didn’t ....”
video cuts to taehee looking sullen while mark :))
“okay, the score is 5:4-“
“WHAT NO-“
“i’m hurt,,,clearly mark isn’t interested in me”
*proceeds to fake cry*
“hey, that’s no fair. the last question wasn’t even about you-“
*fake cries harder*
when taehee “calmed down” she looks at the camera
she’s still wiping her non-existent tears
acting queen give her an oscar
“from now on, i will try to be less interested in mark”
she turns to mark and makes this cutting/slicing gesture with her hand
and mouths “friendship. over. -.-“
“she gave the wrong questions. that’s why-“
“wHAT CAN GET MORE PERFECT THAN THESE”
bleep
“this was dream vs dream which ended in my victory. thank you for watching!!!”
they give each other a bro hug
and when taehee pulls away she looks down and pointed at mark’s shoes
“tie your shoes properly!!”
“but they don’t-“
“i don’t want you falling for anyone else ;)))”
mark shoves her causing taehee to go out of frame
“HAHAHHAHAHA- HEY!”
“tHAT WAS BAD I DONT EVEN HAVE SHOE LACES”
“IT WAS GOOD THOUGH!!”
“try to come up with a new one, i heard you use that on yuta-hyung already.”
“whatever-“
#nct#nct 127#nct dream#nct u#wayv#nct imagines#nct blurbs#nct scenarios#nct au#nct fluff#nct angst#nct incorrect quotes#nct x reader#nct female member#nct female addition#kpop female addition#nct 22nd member#markhee#mark lee#mark lee imagines#mark lee blurbs#mark lee fluff#mark lee x reader#mark lee scenarios#nct dream ot7#nct dream ridin#nct 127 punch#lee jeno#na jaemin#huang renjun
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under the cut you’ll find saint’s intro, its just a brief run down for now until i get bio pages up but it should help get a sense of the boyo all the same !! he is gentle and friend shaped is all i can say ajjdfg. THIS HAS NOW BEEN UPDATED WITH LIKE FIVE EXTRA LIL MORE CURRENT HEADCANONS! [ they r just like for his own growth nothing major has happened with saint and he’s still fundamentally the same as he was bc he’s always been a more laidback and less tragic muse but feel free to read em bc they do help contextualise how he’ll be career wise and with grandmami] :
CHWE SAINT:
so for the best part of his life saint was raised with his ‘grandmami’ as he terms her, but she’s better known to the whole island as ajumma solmi. for this reason he’s very doting toward her and a real grandma’s boy. he bakes with her often and they can often be found on street corners selling cheap priced but some of the finest flowers to the citizens because it’s grandmami’s tradition and its mostly done in hope to uplift the islanders and bring joy to their day in a small way and act of love.
when i say doting i mean doTInG, he will help her in and out of chairs, help her cross streets, hold the groceries for her as she crosses, open doors for her even if grandmami insists he stops fussing because ffs saint ur making me look ancient and i’ll have u know i am still fighting fit and could knock any idiot on his ass with a fliCk of my finger. ajdhf. she is v fiery, if saint is like the picture of elegance and good manners then grandmami is the sTARK contrast. she has one hell of a potty mouth and just a no time for ur shit attitude. if anything saint is keeping her in line, not the other way around.
his quirk is warp gate. he rlly just uses it to entertain himself mostly and help give his pals quick escapes when a prank of some sort has gone wrong. he can basically create portals out of a dark fog which can either be emitted through his breath or openings at the end of his fingers which he can activate, anyone can also use his portals to travel so long as he’s given them permission.
he just exudes sunshine rlly. is well known round the island for his out of this world smile which has been known to charm many. he is a very eligible and sought after bachelor but saint is like...not interested mostly bc he just like has no romantic awareness ahdhfhf not bc he doesn’t want it. and also bc he doesn’t like the way it’s mostly super young girls and guys just like awestruck by him. it feels a little too much like he’s a collective childhood crush by his groupies so yeah he is OBLIVIOUS.
very humble and incredibly polite. just really down to earth whenever spoken to but being raised by an elderly person kinda makes u a little outdated, for this reason saint is kind of demure and bad at conversation mostly due to the fact he can easily talk for hours about his plans for baking with grandmami later, the book he read her this morning, the lovely walk they took in that gorgeous spot which he rlly recommends etc but he is god awful at talking about like typical young people stuff.
lot of ppl think he plays hard to get, this is not true, saint just fr does not know how to fuckin speak and is the most oblivious person in the world to how to flirt, he’s easily flustered but bad at knowing when he’s being flirted with or if this person is just rlly nice and is usually too shy and respectful to rlly push luck by flirting in response hfhfjkg. USELESS.
very 70′s/80′s aesthetic bby boy, sweet summer child. he is obsessed with old classic black and white films, had a collection before he moved to the island which he misses like everyday but luckily he has memorised ten million quotes. also collected records. obsessed with anything retro, is a collector of gaming merch. but he didn’t get to sneak much to the island :-( the only thing he rlly snuck was a small record stash. liked roller skating, bowling, drive in movies. dresses very retro but refined and classy with lots of layering. rlly good knowledge of classic literature.
most likely to find him at the arcade in the funzone now on the island, he is a master at all the games but esp the old retro ones, usually goes early morning or late evening so he can spend hours uninterrupted on them and beat his high score everyday a bit more. if not there then he’ll be at zen’s computer gaming instead. he likes all tech really but prefers retro, he’s still figuring out modern. before coming to the island he was rlly getting into VR. if he’s not in either of these places, he’ll be on the beach in a volleyball match or doing a jog. still v much into his sports.
ultimate sike power cause people think he looks like ur typical jock fuckboy but jokes on u he is pure of heart and dumb of ass himbo just blessed with ethereal looks, he is the breed of good lil boyo and that is all.
obsessed with milkshakes and popcorn at the diners if he’s ever there u can guarantee that is what he is snacking on or treating himself to. his weakness is churros he fucken thinks that shit SLAPS. he’ll do anything if the prize is churros. sMH someone help his diet. also loves fiddling with the jukeboxes there ajdjd.
has two pet geckos one is peach colored and called zelda, the other is black and white leopard spotted and named zeus and he also has a chonk of a fluffy grumpy white cat called yoshi. he is the best. saint is a huge animal lover but probably still not on nyx’s level of dog worshipper.
weeb. not as big of a one as nyx but he likes haikyuu, kuroko no basket, given, fruits basket, free! and yuri! on ice. he is very into anything that is slice of life or sports anime.
has the nickname ‘koda’ bc of the movie brother bear, nicknamed after the lil baby bear cause he just reminds people of a baby bear ahdhd.
he studies art, spends half his life in the studio working, big art nerd. once he gets in the work mode, he just does not stop for anything but water and snacks and goes at it all day into half the night. usually does big projects bc he loves a challenge. mostly paints, sometimes sketches. u know those vids of people mixing paint colors like a swatch of gold and turquoise? saint fuckin loves those so bad unf he does that all the time to calm himself.
still lives with grandmami currently, he’s looking at getting his own place bc everyone tells him if he ever wants to have his own life then he needs to but he’s just v anxious about leaving grandmami on her own bc she getting older by the day and she’s all he has sO she cannot get hurt!!
also in a bit of a dilemma with his art bc he kinda wants to make something out of it, like maybe teach some classes sort of thing and use it more as a career but right now he does not have the confidence in his ability and is mostly just doing it for fun and as a calming thing ( he’s an idiot he’s rlly fucken good pls someone make him take himself seriously )
never cusses but does say bitchin a lot, only ever uses fuck in bed basically so if u ever hear him say it then u know something next level has gone down bc saint refuses to swear even if he stubbed his pinky toe.
looks like a cinnamon roll but HE FUCKS!! boy is a kinky freak however saint has no shame or embarrassment like he will discuss it as casually as a discussion of what to have for dinner not bc he is like lewd but purely bc to him its rlly natural and like another form of art and he does not get the embarrassment or secret nature of it all like it is just factual to him that we come into the world like that and ppl enjoy it sometimes ajsj.
gardening enthusiast!! has a fascination with studying plants and insects tbfh. still uses 70′s and 80′s kewl kid slang like unironically someone help him pls. sjjdjf. cute bonus fact: has freckles all over his shoulders and down his back. UWU.
COUPLE OF CONNECTION IDEAS OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD??:
i would love for him to have a muse for art and/or to be someone’s muse. also and maybe interchangeably someone to kinda be his art mentor and be like saint u could pursue this fr if thats ur dream, then do it pls share this talent dont let ART DIE!!
someone he does gardening and insect studies with who gets his nerdy enthusiasm over it.
a regular who gets flowers from him and grandmami, maybe he makes a special bouquet for them every day which always has a different meaning in the flower language bc he is soft like that ajjfl
someone who he can take on loads of cute lil platonic diner dinner dates bc he is a huge foodie as we can tell. this one is super fun like I imagine they scam tf outta restaurants that are over priced and for the elite by being like we all kno married couples or people getting engaged, celebrating anniversaries etc tend to get better deals on their meals. so he’s essentially doing this one bc he likes ur muses company and enthusiasm for food but also bc it means cheaper high quality meals for both and a guaranteed good time.
someone to nerd out with him over classic literature or films bc that would be hella cute
maybe someone who is also close with his grandmami and rlly loves spending time with her as well so he kinda trusts them to take care of her and trusts their judgement when they r like saint chill let the lady live okay go and do ur own shit akskf
he usually jogs alone but it would be cool for him to have someone to do that with and like table-tennis and shiz cause he just loves fitness activities and active leisure stuff too.
maybe someone who is tryna teach him a little more about how to uH TALK LIKE SOMEONE HIS DAMN AGE AND STOP BEING SOME RETRO MAN STUCK IN MODERN TIMES AJDJD
UPDATES:
so a lot about saint hasn’t overly changed because like he just is and has always been a very wholesome laidback boyo but just a few bits of like additional info for his personal growth can be added:
he’s owner and manager of the florist now, grandmami is also there most of the time and handles a lot of stuff when she’s feeling up to it but with her getting more tired more easily from her illness saint needs to head everything really.
he grew up in a neighbourhood on hosu which like consisted of his entire street pretty much being full of his aunts and uncles so now like it’s a street just littered with all his tiny cousins who like to follow him about everywhere and play ball games etc on the street with him and kinda take it over shs. you can hear their joyful playing from like streets over it’s very cute.
his mother gave him up when she realised she was pregnant with him and too young to raise him and that it would hinder her from pursuing the life she wanted with his father. saint doesn’t hold any resentment for her choice, it only bothers him that his grandma has always had a serious illness since the early days of talks of her having no choice but to take him on and that despite this his mother allowed him to be left to her care and another burden on her when she was already so ill.
grandmami is now at a point where she’s hanging in there but she won’t have long left and saint is essentially now her live in carer till her final days which is hard af for him but he refuses to let it show. he’s not sure how he’ll function when he loses her. right now he’s trying to extend the florist business into a wellness one as well and more of an apothecary so he can keep himself stable and busy.
this is more just a cute fun fact but he’s a Christmas Eve baby. uwu lil boyo was born on the night before Christmas bc of course he was sdjdj.
#quirks:intro#listen saint just makes me think of that fucken scott mccall meme#WHERE R U GETTIN UR JUICE SAINT??!!#HIM INCREDIBLY CONFUSED: MY GRANDMAMI DOES ALL THE GROCERY SHOPPING???#SDJFJKF
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『ALICE PAGANI ❙ CIS-FEMALE 』 ⟿ looks like ILENIA ‘LEN’ COVELLO is here for HER SENIOR year as a COMMUNICATIONS student. SHE is 21 years old & known to be UPBEAT, CHARMING, VINDICTIVE & IMPULSIVE. They’re living in PERKINS, so if you’re there, watch out for them. ⬳ JULIE. 24. EST. SHE/HER
hi there hello and pls meet disaster child len covello !
len is the only child of italian immigrants— her dad is in finance and her mum works for non-profits. talking about money is tacky but let’s just say len never has and likely never will have to worry about making a living. her parents love her and spoil her, but work takes them away from home a lot (as well as most of their family still being overseas) so her childhood was a little lonely in between summers in Italy, but she had no shortage of independence.
the covello family home is in the east village of manhattan, home of artists etc etc. len was very drawn to the cool art kid scene— she grew her friend group into a diverse crowd of interesting and talented people. adolescence was a series of interesting bounding on unbelievable experiences, finding herself looped into experiences and parties that blew her little mind!!
she’d cycled through just about every art discipline by the age of 14. dance classes that she quit after 6 months after seeing some more advanced ballerina’s toes, music and singing lessons that revealed she was tone deaf, painting and pottery lost their charm after the first drop of acrylic paint splattered onto the toe of a new pair of shoes. she’s settled on photography (even dabbling into video, no one tell her putting a lana del rey song over a bunch of clips taken on your iPhone doesn't count as a filme). her photos aren’t terrible, they’re mostly just shots of hot friends at parties, her own artistic nudes, beautiful people on the beach etc etc so it’s hard to fuck them up. she posts her photos to insta where she’s built up a bit of a following, even getting a few offers from rarely read zines to shoot for them.
has absolutely convinced herself she’s an art hoe first— soho house membership proves it. there’s a sort of… blind insistence that this is who she is (though her talent level is something of hot debate). len’s deluded but not like… insufferable. she doesn’t blather on about artistic integrity and rant on podiums or wotever
so when it came to picking a college, len obviously was very much invested in art school (despite her portfolio being dog shit) but her father intervened and insisted she pick an actual major… so she’s a communications student, which she actually loves and still does her photos on the side. radcliffe wasn’t her first choice school, but her gpa leaves a little to be desired. she landed perkins with an essay she paid for, and manages to juuuuust keep her average above whatever the cut off is to get kicked from the dorm. keeping a scholarship isn’t really a concern, but the nicer accommodations are always a bonus u know
she still hyperfixiates at times… like the time she decided she was going to be the next best modern dancer but then learned smoking x number of ciggies a day really fucks with u when u try to do something active… so she quietly forgets about it when it all goes terribly :)
all in all, she’s a good time!! len’s pretty cool, she loves to talk up other people and adores other artists, loves to have fun and hang out. doesn’t take much seriously and takes criticism absolutely terribly :) she’s also very all or nothing with friends and life (whats a consequence??) which can be a lot!! if you want a ride or die or someone to party with, len’s your gal.
CONNECTIONS:
enemies: oh you think her photos are garbage? you’ve just earned number one of her shit list!! she’s vindictive as fuck, and will never let things go :(
friends: polar opposite but if len decides you’re a pal, you’re in it for life. she’ll fight 2 the death for a friend and loves ‘em whole heartedly— tho disaster trait pops up and she is 100% an enabler as long as it means a good time :)
classmate: honestly someone needs to be doing her assignments for her… or like propping her up in classes because baby girl does not have the strength
exes: she’s messy af
fwb: see above
uhhhh i dont have anything else original to add to this but looking forward to plotting n writing with y’all!!
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idek what this is but can u do adam sandler x 707 , make em cry pls
ty for being the first request ! keep reading and you’ll know soon enough
Adam Sandler X 707
This movie was supposed to fix everything. This movie was supposed to shoot Adam back into the spotlight. Yet somehow instead he was sitting on the floor of his bathroom, reading review after review about what a horrible flop Pixels had been through his tear-filled eyes. What had gone wrong? Where had he messed up so badly that even the After Effects team couldn’t save him? Adam screamed while he watched the trailer of the film, analyzing it frame by frame to find anything that would hint to it becoming anything other than a hit. Nothing was wrong with it. The cinematography was beautiful. The dialogue flowed. Transitions from one scene to the next were flawless. The film was a work of art. Adam threw his phone across the washroom, not wanting to see the haters online continue on their rampage. This time he wasn’t wrong. It was the audience. He knew it this time, and he also knew that Seven would tell him the same thing. Slowly, he walked to where his phone laid on the ground. He picked it up, unlocking it so that he could open the only messaging app that he had. He needed to talk to him. The app started up, showing its loading screen. Adam could barely control his fingers and before he knew it, he had already punched in a number. He lifted the phone to his ear, readying himself to hear the pre-recorded voice that would sound on the other end.
“Hello! It’s me 707, Defender of Justice!”
Adam broke down. The tears were no longer restrained. He cried while 707 continued to talk about Ph.D. Pepper and how many straws he could fit in his mouth.
“You know, if you call my name there’s 0.99% chance ill show up,” chirped Seven. It almost felt as if he were sitting right beside him.
“What do I do now I can’t-” Adam choked out. His sentence was interrupted by the redhead on the other end.
“I think I have a photo of myself with chips in my hair. I’ll hang up now so that I can find it. Bye bye!”
Adam laughed as he looked away from his phone. The abrupt ending to the call made him feel nothing but happiness. Seven was the only one who understood him. The only one who could listen to him and let him talk till it soothed his heart. A familiar ringtone sounded, and he looked down to see 707 flash across the screen. His baby was calling. In an instant, the phone was up against his ear.
“Hello!”
#adam sandler#mystic messenger 707#luciel choi#saeyoung choi#mystic messenger#writing#story#this is so weird I'm sorry
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