Godzilla x Kong New Empire but it's the Spongebob Movie

I had this idea BEFORE the movie even came out lol

This took longer than I thought! Please appreciate it!

chan loves slapping his cock against you before putting it in. he'd slap your cheek or tongue with it before taking a handful of your hair and stuffing it your mouth all the way cause he knows you can be good for him and take it. he's definitely the type to slap his cock against your hole, hissing and groaning a little, letting out a small "fuck" before thrusting into you roughly. like imagine riding him reverse cowgirl and he slips out so he grabs his cock and slaps it against your ass before sticking it back in.

Y'know... The good old days... dream ten thousand iq water bucket mlg...

no cause i've just listened to sweet venom and it sounds so... generic to me 🧍

ever since tamed-dashed enhypen hasn't put out a comeback that i actually enjoyed 👀

That disguise

New guy: Uh I'm fairly sure that Clark guy is Superman. Everyone Else: Oh hey you remember when Superman moved the moon after Luthor blackmailed the entire world by threatening to crash it into the Earth? Neg Wuy: Uh yeah. Who doesn't? Everyone Else: And that time he punched out a god? Noog Goog: Man I was there when he did that! Everyone else: Now, are you going to go up and tell him his Humansona is crap? Newt Groob: When you put it that way... Everyone Else: Look, it's not that we think he's gonna flip and kill everyone. It's... he works so hard on his routine. Like... it's clearly a big thing for him. Nobody wants to take that away from him. And honestly he's the one who remembers everyone's birthdays and does the coffee run, so all things considered, we're kind of very on-board with just... going along with it. Neg Wud: And uh... Lois? Eveyrone else: Face blind, and a desk drawer full of monster-fucker erotica.

I'm working on the second part to The First Son and The First Spare, but I needed to take a break from it because I was inspired to write another angst fic. I just wanted to give you guys a very far-in-advance warning bc I have a feeling it's going to be very angsty based on the fact that I already want to cry while I'm planning it out.

Posting a WIP...

Zuko kidnapped the Avatar when the Water Tribe being faced with a violent military assault consulted by War Santa Iroh. Then he puts him in a cave and start talking about his tragic life story while hundreds of other people suffer against the invasion and losing their greatest asset which led to Yue's sacrifice.

i like the J-ju x Zeke ship (severely underrated for some reason??) but i just don't think they're meant to be :'(

I mean jimmy j is def in love with zeke but i just do not get mega queer vibes from zeke himself? PLEASE correct me if i'm wrong but i see wayyyyy more potential in zeke liking Tina (you have to admit that they have been hinting at it like, a lot)

On that note, though, I also wanna say that j-ju and josh would simply never? josh would fs be a sort of confidant for Jimmy and I can see them being good friends and Josh teaching jimmy proper dance and stuff like that, but there would be zero romance going on there. Besides, i am pretty sure that josh will end up with his douglas anyway

And when it comes to Will, I just don't think we have enough with him and jimmy j together to properly justify the ship.. I like the ship, i just want more content of them together/ just more content of will in general (and jj has to get over zeke first anyway)

Thank goodness I found out I wasn't alone in feeling disgusted by hetero romance.

(The guy found his 'goddess' finally, now time for him to get dumb because of a single gaze his 'goddess' gave him)

SPOILERS FOR THE QUARRY - R.I.P Silas

So everyone referencing the Quarry is understandably pissed that the best ending involves us killing Silas the Wolf Boy. And yes, I’m inclined to agree, he wasn’t doing anything wrong. He was being condemned and hunted for something beyond his control.

But at the same time, we end his suffering if we chose to kill him. Can you honestly say that living the rest of his life as a feral forest boy/literal monster is the better option for him? His mother is gone, he’s alone in the woods with no-one but himself and his feral instincts and has the Goddamn Hacketts hunting for him every full moon.

At the very least, he should have gotten a better death then just being left in his nest to rot. Laura and Ryan could have at least given him a proper burial.

My friends said that the original pic had fusaku energy so I drew this

Seven-ish Sentence Sunday!

tagged by @imsupposedtobewritting @eddiediazisascorpio and @queerbitchdiaz thanks for the tag my loves! 💗

this is from my childhoods best friends au that i'm almost almost finished with 👀

He wonders if maybe Eddie is doing the same thing, wherever he is. He wonders if Eddie is somewhere out there, looking at the same stars and thinking of him.

“That one’s Orion right?” a younger Eddie asked, pointing to a line of 3 intensely bright stars close to the horizon.

Evan nodded. This being the first time they're big enough to climb up to the roof.

“Do you want to hear the story behind the name?”

“If I say no are you going to tell me anyway?” Eddie teased.

Evan pinched his side making his best friend yelp. “You can be a real brat sometimes you know that?” he chuckled, the sound reverberating through his chest.

Eddie grinned up at him. He leaned up to press a quick kiss to his cheek, then snuggled down to rest his chin on Buck's shoulder with a slight twinkle in her eye. “I’m listening.”

He read about it in the library and Maddie have told him a little more about it.

He repeated everything he knew back to Eddie. Every fact he could think of about the universe and stars. Eddie listened to every word, never looking away from him as if Buck were as precious as the stars above them.

Buck feels sad and nostalgic at the memory playing in his mind as he scans the sky above him. He's tried reaching out to Eddie a million times, but he always backs off at the last second. He's written so many letters, so many emails, just to never send them. He doesn't know what to say, and when he manages to write something, it never feels right.

He's sent postcards to Maddie. His sister was easier to reach out, in the end.

He wonders if Eddie ever did the same, if he ever thought of writing to Buck just to regret it at the last minute. He wonders if there are a letter or an email out there that was meant to him but that it was never sent.

tagging: @two-cut-lines @gayboyeddiediaz @jobairdxx @adventuresofprettyboyandthekid @enbyeddiediaz @goldenperception @loveyourownsmiilee and anyone else who wants to do it and if they have something to share 💗

Most of the DHMIS fandom really wants to find the lost pilot for Wakey Wakey but tbh I really don’t care.

I’ve watched a few remaining clips of the pilot and let me say, it’s not very good. I really hate how it’s based off of current events and stuff and imo I’m not a fan of the whole Clayhill idea either. It just seemed so generic and lifeless to me. Plus Becky and Joe didn’t like it either. So I feel like the pilot should just stay lost.