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jadedbirch · 4 months

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The Three Musketeers (2023) - Part 1: d'Artagnan

Directed: Martin Bourboulon

Starring: Vincent Cassel, Eva Green, François Civil

First of all, you do not know the struggle we had to go through to even get our eyeballs on this movie! Only die hard Dumas idiots like me would have even bothered 🤦🏻‍♀️. Finally, we had to buy it from AppleTV. Anywho, below is my live blog of the latest French nonsense! I make a point of tutoring myself watching as many 3 Musketeers adaptations as possible, regardless of the psychological damage, and I kind of have high hopes for this one despite the fact that I can already tell they cast more for 20 Years After than for The 3 Musketeers. But I'm willing to pretend there are no good, young actors in France (because there's no other way to explain these casting choices) for the sake of my own sanity. The rest of my babbling and movie spoilers will be below the cut!

I see we start the movie in 1627, which already makes me laugh 🤣. The book famously starts in 1625 and then they time skip a year and a half into the future because I guess Dumas remembered that the war starts in 1627. Alex was the king of inexplicable time skips and I see the movie has chosen to stick to history rather than literary canon 👌🏻.

Everything is cold, dark, and wet. I have no idea what's going on, or who this blond woman is, or why d'Artagnan is coming back from the dead. But I'm always in favor of immortal abominations 😈.

It does entertain me that Eric Ruf, who played Aramis in an earlier French adaptation, plays Richelieu in this one. Nice touch.

LOL d'Artagnan gate crashing the musketeer headquarters all "I'm not Soviet, the French do not stand in line!" Anyways, he's authentically obnoxious, which I like, although clearly also 20 years too old.

I feel like this is an AU that takes place before they invented soap and also dyes, which is hilarious because if they're going for historical accuracy, this is just what the plebs think looks "authentic". Why are these men all so dirty and old? At least they make fun of Athos being a thousand years old in the movie, but why is Jussac also so ancient? And still serving in the guards? Life expectancy back then was like 25, but surely no one would be serving in the army past the age of 50, which was like Ancient for the 1600s, even among nobility.

I must laugh at the fact that Athos straight up introduces himself to d'Artagnan as Athos de Sillegue, le comte de La Fère. So, I see we are just going to go there 🤭🤭🤭. This changes his story arc completely though, stay tuned for my whinging. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Absolutely incredible, legendary , A++, 11000/10: bisexual Porthos waking up in bed with a lady and a dude after a night of debauchery! Chef's fucking kiss! I forgive the fact that there are no young people in France.

Aramis, so far is very Murder Kitten. I do wish he'd wash his face more and do something about his guyliner (I feel like he should have just committed to MORE MAKEUP frankly because the guyliner alone is odd), but c'est la vie, I guess.

Plus one point for Athos getting wrongly arrested, minus twenty points for making Athos a Protestant WTF? And in what world would a nobleman of Athos' lineage get sentenced to death for stabbing an unknown woman? This is all so silly! (I do have to give Milady points for just like fucking with him so fantastically. Plus one revenge point to Milady.)

Aramis torturing a guy to save Athos is honestly 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻 11/10 Murder Kitten, automatic plus one point.

This is all incredibly Dramatique, as much as it strains credulity. I love it when modern directors decide that they can write better "action" than Dumas himself. I'm just sitting here screaming "Why would you have that conversation where anyone can hear you!" Minus one point.

I must say Constance and d'Artagnan have a much more believable romance here than in the book. Plus 5 non-creeper points.

(Please I can't stop looking at how old all these Musketeers are 😅😅😅)

Okay so they've also given Athos a BROTHER. Who is part of a Protestant conspiracy. This is all so fucking crazy, I don't even know what to say. Am I watching the musketeers or La Reine Margot? 🤔

Incidentally, the King also gets a brother! Everyone gets a brother! J/K at least the King really did have a historical brother. Athos just gets fucked with in this movie a lot. Automatic minus one point for unnecessary siblings.

WHY must you all insist on having these super SECRET conversations in the middle of a public square where literally anyone can hear you? Minus one dumbass point.

And now d'Artagnan must go to England.... Alone? Because it's more heroic this way? Ambushed by ghost squirrels in the woods? Oh no, that's just Athos, lurking in the woods, as one does. "All misery comes from love." Thanks, Old Man Lush.

This revisionist tale of Milady's past is all very convenient but I FUCKING HATE IT every single time they try to do this in modern adaptations. Let Milady Be Evil 2023! But I see that you will not. Listen, it's not "feminist" to turn the villain into the victim. I'm so tired. 🤦🏻‍♀️ These misguided attempts at feminism really do not do her any favors, she has a lot more agency as simply the Really Bad Girl who just wanted money and power. Minus 5 points for not letting Milady have any fun and minus another 10 points for giving her an abusive ex-husband!

As for Athos, IMO it's always much more compelling to let him be the guy who tried to kill his beloved wife for betraying him, than to make him the spineless man who turns her over to the authorities for Handwavium. Yes, it's pretty fucked up. But it's much more humanizing and makes him a darker, more interesting character. And I will always maintain that.

(This movie is so fucking dark, all the scenes take place at night or in some cthonic tunnels or prisons ffs have mercy on my eyes!)

Oh dear, here we go again. Milady taking a Dramatique - and completely unnecessary - dive off a cliff. Only this time, we know she doesn't die because.... She can swim? And definitely will not have all her bones broken by that 1000 ft fall. Minus 20 points for lazy writing.

(My God, everyone is so dirty, you would think they never did their laundry in France 🤦🏻‍♀️)

Ironically, the only well lit scene takes place in what looks like the Notre Dame which is just very silly as that place is a sepulcher.

(Once again, we are advancing the plot by having super secret conversations conducted in the middle of the palace with an open door where anyone can see and hear you plotting 🤦🏻‍♀️ Minus one petty point.)

Okay, so poor Constance has been kidnapped, and our young hero (who is already a Lieutenant because he and his pals conveniently saved the King's life in a plot twist that was very necessary in other to return Athos to favor in this version) lies unconscious in the streets. They probably didn't even try to kill him this time because they know he's immortal. And speaking of people who just won't die, in a mid-credits scene, it is confirmed that Milady is indeed, very much Not Dead Yet. Surprise! The scene is now set for war in The Three Musketeers: Part 2: Milady.

In summary:

I tallied up my totally random points and ended up with a score of -51, which is Not Good, my friends.

Okay, so I've seen much worse? It's better than Atrocity in 3D, for example, which was just barely watchable as a film and as an adaptation. But they changed so much about the plot and some of the main characters, that it doesn't really feel true to the spirit of the book at this point, which is my main criteria for measuring whether an adaptation is successful. And the main reasons for that are because it's much darker and grittier and less fun than the novel. Which - Quelle domage!

I know that as an unrepentant Athos fangirl, I tend to be biased, so I was trying to be on guard (heheh get it?) for my own biases while watching this. But it's really difficult when Ya Boy is such an integral part of the novel as well as this particular adaptation. And so I must regrettably come back to what a shame it is that they've cast a 60 year old Athos (Vincent Cassel is 57 and he's a fabulous actor whom I've loved in many of his worlks), and I feel like they had to rewrite his character to be more age appropriate and less of the drunken asshole he is in Dumas' first d'Artagnan book. But that's the asshole I fell in love with, and will stan forever. Without him going around beating his servant, indulging his gambling addiction, and being a sarcastic pain in everyone's ass, it's just a completely different story.

Pros:

Hot Eva Green!

bisexual Porthos!

d'Artagnan is given a much less creepy love story with Constance (and I assume he will also not be nonconning Milady in this adaptation)

The King and Queen are much more humanized and sympathetic here.

Cons:

Visually really drab, everything is brown, everyone is dirty.

Very little humor unlike in the novel and some other adaptations.

EVERYONE IS WAY TOO OLD, which changes the feeling of the story significantly, and IMO for the worse, because these people are just not allowed to have fun, and subsequently, neither is the audience.

I will still absolutely be here for Part 2 because I am a masochist!

Grade: B- as a piece of art, but a C as an adaptation of the Dumas classic.

#the three musketeers #2023 the three musketeers #alexandre dumas #the three musketeers: d'artagnan

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discluded · 10 months

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Apo went through the gate before Mile did and then waited for Mile and also let Mile go ahead of him as they waved to fans...🥺 (video)

People who look like models after as 12 hr flight and make us plebs feel bad about ourselves...😑

(credit for the meme 🤣)

Apo sent fans a little heart before they departed 🫰🫰🫰

#mileapo #mileapo x dior #mile phakphum #apo nattawin #mileapo airport #my cuties #kinnporsche #paris je t'aime

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2laffy2 · 4 months

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Me: *Randomly watch some genshin impact videos even though I don't play it because i have no patience for the game to get uploaded on my phone*

Me: *look at the fatui Harbinger* Why in the name of the holy Frogs they names are like this *point at Pantalone and Dottore* really who the frog name they Children, Pantalone and Dottore?! (Trousers and Doctor) Omg- 🤣🤣🤣

The Fatui Harbinger be like:

Pierro

〈pieró〉 (or Pierrot) sm, fr. [der. of the name Pierre «Peter»; owner «Pierino»]. – Character from Italian comedy in France, who originally represented the type of the foolish servant, who then moved on to French pantomime, where he gradually took on the character of a pathetic and unlucky lover.

Il dottore

(Unfortunately I can't post more than 10 photos so take this gif of Mr Bean 🙃, you guys can always look for it)

Balanzone, also known as Doctor Balanzone (Dutåur Balanzån in Bolognese), is a mask of Bolognese origin. He belongs to the ranks of the "old men" of commedia dell'arte, sometimes called Doctor Graziano or simply the Doctor.

Native of Bologna, he is the classic "serious", pedantic and presumptuous character. He is a doctor of law: he is in fact the caricature of the learned and pompous Bolognese lawyer. Its very name proves it, in fact Balanzone derives from the Bolognese balanzån, meaning balance, scales, meaning the symbol of the Law. A man with big red cheeks, he has a big belly and usually gesticulates a lot. He wears a small mask that covers only his eyebrows and nose, resting on two large moustaches. His costume represents the dress of the professors of the University of Bologna: black toga, white collar and cuffs, large Bolognese hat, black jacket and cloak. Fussy, quibbling, he finds every little excuse to start one of his endless meaningless speeches. Always ready to boast of his titles, he says he knows every field of human science: right and law first of all, but also history, astrology, philosophy; he talks about these topics in a boring and long-winded way, mixing them into an inextricable tangle. He enjoys a lot of respect among the other masks who often turn to him for legal advice: he does not deny his help but always takes the opportunity to do the thing he likes most: speaking and giving opinions of no value.

Columbina (Colombina)

Colombina is a Venetian mask from the commedia dell'arte, often the object of attention from her master Pantalone and the cause of Harlequin's jealousy.

The only female mask to stand out among so many male characters is Colombina, a lively and clever servant girl. She's lively, pretty, a liar and is from Venice. She is very fond of her equally young and pretty lady, Rosaura, and in order to make her happy she is willing to commit scam after scam.

Arlecchino

Arlecchino (in Bergamo dialect Arlechì) is a Bergamo mask from the commedia dell'arte.

Identified by his colored lozenge costume, his role is usually that of a carefree and cheerful, but also cunning servant, who acts to thwart the plans of his master Pantalone, in cahoots with his friend Brighella, and to pursue his interest loving, Colombina, with wit and resourcefulness. These characteristics make him assimilate to the typical role of the trickster.

(I'm pretty sure that i made a doll of him when i was in elementary school)

Pulcinella

Pulcinella (derived from Puccio d'Aniello, in Neapolitan: Pulecenella) is a Neapolitan mask of the commedia dell'arte.

Pulcinella embodies the Neapolitan plebs, the simplest man, the one who occupies the last place on the social ladder, the man who, despite being aware of his problems, always manages to come out of them with a smile. He is called to represent the soul of the people and their primitive instincts, he almost always appears in contradiction, so much so that he does not have fixed traits: he is rich or poor, he adapts to do all jobs in addition to being a faithful servant, here he is a baker, innkeeper, farmer, thief and seller of miraculous concoctions, he is either arrogant or cowardly, and sometimes presents both traits at the same time by making fun of the powerful. The quality that best distinguishes Pulcinella is his cunning, and it is precisely with his proverbial cunning that he manages to find the ability to solve the most disparate problems that arise before him, but always in favor of the weakest to the detriment of the powerful. Another famous characteristic of his is that of never being able to keep quiet and this is where the expression “pulcinella's secret” comes from, i.e. something that everyone knows. Pulcinella represents a character who has acquired within himself all the symbols and meanings of the popular and peasant world and has brought to all the scenes of Italian theaters, and beyond, a repertoire rich in movements, gestures, acrobatics, typical dances and rituals of the Neapolitan gestural code. In fact, they accompany him on the theater and carnival scenes: the broom, the horn, the cowbells, elements which for the Neapolitans have a propitiatory value and an antidote against the evil eye and jinx.

Scaramouche

Scaramuccia is a mask from the commedia dell'arte, derived from the Captain: boastful and boastful, he dressed in black according to the uniform of the Spaniards stationed in Naples. In truth, however, the mask was born in Naples with the name Scaramuzza, taking on the form Scaramuccia (Tuscan) in the eighteenth century.

(Oh and there is also a film that its called Scaramouche but it doesn't has nothing to do with the mask i think-)

Sandrone

Sandrone (Sandróun in Modenese) is the traditional mask of the city of Modena.

Sandrone represents the peasant of the past, rough, but smart and shrewd. He is the spokesperson of the most humble and mistreated people, and always looking for stratagems to make ends meet.

La signora

No mask found, but translated into English means The lady

Pantalone

Pantalone (in Venetian Pantalón) is a Venetian mask and a character from the commedia dell'arte.

Pantalone initially appears as a vicious old man who undermines the young lovers, the courtesans, more often the servants of the comedy.

represents the typical old, stingy and lustful merchant: his very name is the one typically imposed on the males of the wealthy families of the Serenissima.

Tartaglia

Tartaglia is a mask of the commedia dell'arte, born in Genoa at the beginning of the 1600s. It is similar to that of the doctor, from which it derives.

His main characteristic (hence the name) is stuttering.

Il capitano

The captain is one of the oldest masks of commedia dell'arte.

Reborn in other forms in the Italian theater of the 1500s, he sometimes personified the noble and imaginative soldier or the vainglorious braggart who boasted of titles he did not possess and of deeds never accomplished: in both cases he actually poorly concealed the terror of having to face a battle or a duel, contrary to what he continually stated in words.

Like they are almost all (-La signora) Italian masks for comedies?! I can't take them seriously anymore 🤣🤣🤣

I don't think that they the personalities match those of the masks but idk anything about them soo~ i could be wrong ^^

If you guys are interested in the Lore of the masks you can just look for them or ask me questions about them if i reamber something

Oh and I used the Google translator because I feel lazy right now

#genshin impact #fatui harbingers #I just ruined everything for everyone-#😈#🤣🤣🤣#omg- but really #i feel like they did it on purpose and i am just repeating things making me look stupid #which I already was #🙃

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celticcrossanon · 2 years

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CC, I can't believe Harry took Meghan seriously while he was dating her. 🤦‍♀️ From Chapter 15: Exposed by Tom Bower: "Harry had arranged to visit the Natural History Museum after it was closed. Meghan, he explained, wanted to commune with the dinosaurs in private." 🤣 SMH!

July 25 Ask

Hi Nonny,

Harry is probably dim enough to believe that excuse, but for me this was just another instance of Meghan displaying her power (going privately instead of mingling with the plebs). As I believe her interest in Natural History is zero, I am wondering what was her real reason for this request. Like you, I am shaking my head over the excuse and over Harry for believing it (for another type of person, this reason would make sense, while for Meghan, it makes no sense at all).

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herdecisions · 2 years

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Genshin Impact Golden Archipelago Quest Spoilers!!

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Pattern of my breathing??? My smell???? Ohmygod… that’s so weird but also… kinda… 🤡🤣

I can hear the fics that (have) come from here a mile away

I love that while I’m bashing kazuha I’m also taking random screenshots of his face because his expressions are so cute

Did he just side-eye me?

Was that an insult/j LMAOOO ventiiii

But also it would be so cool if they did rock and roll tho, imagine venti with like a tongue piercing or something 🥺🤣

VENTIII NOOO 🤣🤣🤣

Was he always this sassy and i never realized LMFAOOO

Forgive me, I’m ar35 and haven’t finished the available archon quests cus of my low 100-200 damage 🤣

By ‘temple of music’ he means “here you go you poor poor plebs, let me show you some real (good) taste in music”

I swear he’s snarky today

Or maybe he really is tone deaf 😭

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hologramcowboy · 1 year

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Re: the Elta stan: I have the perfect solution for your most distraught fan. Best thing they can do is go up to Jensen and tell him to his face to shut the fuck up about his wife. How dare he speak publically about their precious epic love story? How dare he let all the pleb masses take a peek at such a thing? Shut up about it!

^that is sarcasm btw. But i would looove to see someone do it. And pretty sure Elta would blow a gasked if that happened because she’s relevant only if he talks about her.

🤣 Spot on, Anon! She was made by him. Had he not married her she would be unknown today. The only reason she still gets mentions by some fans is because he brings up stories about her in a desperate attempt to remind everyone he is married and does so in a way that truly makes you question whether he even realizes how toxic his marriage is and is crying for help in his own way. In a way, I can't blame Jenneel stans for driking the cool aid, Jensen himself seems confused on what the definition of a stable, balanced, healthy marriage is.

#anti danneel #anti jenneel

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heyharoldsboo · 1 year

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Omg reading through Alin* curious cat (having to translate because I’m an English speaking and reading pleb unfortunately lol) and idk if it’s because translate is wrong sometimes or I’m just confused as to what she’s talking about, but she sounds so delusional 😂😂

She is absolutely delusional 🤣

Honestly you’ll lose braincells reading that

#percy is innocent #i stand with percy #heyharoldsboo

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justanotherghostwriter · 1 year

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12, 23?

Thanks for the ask! :D

12. Are there any tropes you used to dislike but have grown on you?

I used to dislike AUs. Not canon divergence, but full-on AUs or crossovers. Obviously that has changed 🤣. I'm also more middle-ground about "time travel", "soulmates" and "body swap" than I was before, because I've seen some fic that have done this so very well. (And some fic that have reinforced my original nope about them lol.)

23. What’s a trope, AU, or concept you’ve never written, but would like to?

One day — one day — I will have enough time and audacity to write an "East of the Sun, West of the Moon" AU for some fandom. One that will do all the things that KnifeEdge's version did for Spuffy (minus all the smut that I don't even read, let alone write.) Just to go on a bit of a tangent: I have only ever seen the musical episode of BtVS. The rest of what I know about this series comes from a smattering of one-shots, "Distress Signals", the abovementioned fic, and your blog. But the number of times I have read through this fic (bar the sex scenes) is uncountable simply because it gets exactly the right idea about what an AU of this fairytale should be. And has great characterisation, from what my pleb self could tell. Anyway. That's my white whale of fanfic.

I've probably got loads more, but the only other ones I can think of right now are "the hero isn't needed as the hero and has to find identity outside of that" and "BFFs who also happen to be in an arranged engagement to one another".

Some more fic questions to ask me.

#Askbox Answers #About My Writing

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kittenkatanaweilder · 6 days

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iz your name zeriouzly kitten? what kinda name iz that 🤣

iTs a NORMAL NAMEE that NORMAL TROLLS use. gEt a lifee, pleb.

#homestuck #grumblr

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anothersebastianblog · 10 months

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have to read it on IG, they believe she reads the PR blog // Yet another perfect example of a hopelessly inflated sense of self-importance amongst some "fans" then. 🤣 / Well, to be fair, she proved that she's lurking on Sebastian's fanpages at least twice - and quite in detail, up to the comment section. Nothing wrong with that, and it happened on the sm platform she's active, not on Tumblr, but to claim that she's so above it all, and would never keep her aristocratic eye on what the plebs have to say, is not factually true.

Yeah she probably lurks like almost everyone does

Im pretty sure not on tumblr

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caffeinated-chaos-bean · 1 year

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I am now better than the Twitter plebs due to the tumblr checkmark lmao 🤣

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jackoshadows · 2 years

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I don't know why is so hard for neutrals to just let us enjoy things. I don't mind letting them enjoy things, it's just that they get mad that we like the key five characters and want to make content for them. Why can't we have events and such? Nobody is saying they can't enjoy their faves. Is just so petty and mean.

Its a form of fandom elitism wherein they hold that their enjoyment and understanding of the material is higher than that of us lesser plebs because they 'analyze' how GRRM is borrowing from 'Heart of Darkness' 🤣🤣 while we are simply enjoying gifsets of our favorite characters.

What got me was the same person who said that they were sick of Jon and Arya - because of one day of Jon & Arya content - and how people didn't really understand that Arya's story was not about Jon, then went on to make some nonsensical comparison of Quentyn's journey to heart of darkness 🤣🤣 because only they understand the themes of these books you see? And by the way, who was saying that Arya's story was fully about Jon? These are the kind of strawman arguments these people make to depict other fans as less than them. Jon is an important part of Arya's story, but no one was saying that he's the only part of her story. It's Jon month, we were celebrating this aspect of Jon's story, not reducing Arya to Jon.

But this is typical of these people and their strawman arguments.

If we highlight that Arya is canonically pretty the strawman argument is why are people reducing Arya to her appearance, that is not important and those who did this are pedophiles sexualizing her. If we highlight Arya's relationship with Jon, the strawman argument is that we are making Arya's story to be all about Jon when she's an important character in her own right and has other things to do.

It's like we have to always choose for Arya. And we only have to choose their version of the story.

And secondly notice how none of their ire is for any Sansa content - which is like 50% of what fandom produces on places like Tumblr. Sansa has the most fanon stuff that I have seen for any character in ASoIaF. Fanon Sansa is almost unrecognizable from the book version and we don't get any of these people lecturing the plebs about how they are wrong about Sansa. The target of these people are always, always Jon, Arya and Dany stans.

On any given day, the Arya and Jon tags would have so much Sansa content. There would be like fifty different versions of 'The same blood runs through you blah blah' and 'It would be so sweet to see him again', there's so much fanart, there's so much fanon stuff for Sansa - and these people have no complaints about any of that. They reblog, they enjoy, they comment. So they don't even have a problem with main characters per se. It's only Jon, Dany and Arya that triggers them something awful.

Sansa is a very popular character, which granted she's the type of character tumblr and reddit dudebros love. But that's what highlights fandom hypocrisy and double standards. We get a month for actual book Jon Snow and his canon relationships and story arc and there's so much outrage about it - why are we clogging the tags, why are we making Arya's story to be about Jon, hosting 'Sun Dragon' week and giving Aegon Jon's story, hosting Sansa month the same time as Arya month and then they have the gall to act as if they are above drama and fandom wank after being this pissy and entitled.

ASoIaF fandom is unfortunately trash. And I am not sure how much longer I am going to be sticking around when there's no new content and it's just assholes creating drama every other day.

#fandom nonsense

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1337wtfomgbbq · 2 years

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Junky's (very long and very retarded) word of the year list

1. Erziehungsschelle (A bitchslap parents may use while raising your children)

2. Penisgranate (penis granade)

3. Bescheuerte blödsäcke (stupid idiots but funnier)

4. Cockwomble

5. Fettie fettie haus (As I call our guineapigs fatty piggies, I call their houses fatty fatty houses)

6. Was zum arsch?! (What the ass. Was part of episode 26 of japanoschlampen)

7. Doabeti (wanted to write diabetis but was too tired)

8. Was willst du, du behinderung (what do you want you retardation)

9. Digga was für Ne krumme shisha bar?? Das sind kartoffelpuffer!!! (Dude, what a crooked shisha bar? Those are potato pancakes. It was a meme on german tik tok, and is funnier in german)

10. Erstorben (gramatically incorrect version of 'died'. Again, funnier in german)

11. Konchita wurst (as upposed to konichowa)

12. Hackwurst und dumbe-dings (Hogwarts and Dumbledore but if you misheard. Was part of a harry podcast by coldmirror. I think part 4)

13. Zuhälterschelle (bitchslap that's used by a pimp)

14. Amazon senna (thanks to @vroomvroom-autoauto)

15. Der imperativ von sterben wird mit i bebildet. Sterbi??? (The imperative of dying is made with i. Dyingi?? It was a meme on german tik tok again, and is funnier in german)

16. Die haben Lack gesoffen, anders ist das nicht zu erklären. (They are drinking paint thinner, there is no other explanation for it)

17. Kra- Kra- Krakakus. Wie heißt dieser Löwe nochmal, der schwimmt. Ach so. Krokodiel🙂 (cro-cro-crocokas. What's the name of that lion again that swims. Aah yeah. Crocodile. German tik tok again)

18. Arschgeburtkind aka arschgeburt (assbirthchild aka assbirth)

19. Wallah habibi

20. Fick die henne (fuck the chicken)

21. Fettspalte (fatcrack)

22. Kanak mich hier nicht an (don't (derogatory term for foreigner) at me. A quote from 'Fack ju Göhte)

23. Arschwurst (ass sossage)

24. Arschgurke (ass cucumber)

25. You've got your hazards on. You pleb🤌

26. Kick Kimi, he's retiring this year (@gufettogrigio )

27. Der raum des bettes (the room of the bed as upposed to bedroom)

28. Nachtschlaf geschichte (nightsleep story as upposed to bedtime story)

29. dummarsch (dumdass but the literal german translation)

30. Ihr habt nur singen und klatschen gelernt (the only thing you learned was singing and clapping. A joke about someones education)

31. She deserves drugged happiness (my sis about midsommar)

32. @sams-love-is-dean read 'math exam' as 'meth exam'🤣

33. Absolute unit of a mustache

34. Wallah kriese (wallah crisis)

35. Godzilla: brought to you by gucci, and gucci: brought to you by godzilla

#word of the year list #i promised it and I shall deliver #many of those won't make much sense if you aren't german though #some of them are due to german tik tok #i love doing those lists #personal

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