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1337wtfomgbbq · 8 hours

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Redbull mechanics using the China trophy as a hula hoop and Ferrari mechanics having their vogue photoshoot. Clearly the best teams.

Mercedes is watching their flop boss have a mental breakdown over one driver and sleeping with the other. Alpine has 5 members. Williams has half a car. Sauber pitstops are being done by snails. Everyone else is irrelevant.

I'm fucking WHEEZING

#🤣🤣🤣🤣

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1337wtfomgbbq · 8 hours

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Tim: wait, you quit smoking?

Jason: I quit smoking when I became Robin.

Tim: Ok,That Is Not True. I've seen you smoke recently, don't gaslight me!

Dick: You didn't really quit smoking when you were Robin Jay, you used to take my cigs sometimes

Duke: wait,, YOU used to smoke??

Dick: Yeah, back when I was Nightwing

Duke: You're /still/ Nightwing ???

Tim: He means back when he was Discowing

Duke: What's discowing???

Jason: The reason I used to smoke.

#batfam #jason todd #tim drake #duke thomas #dick grayson

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1337wtfomgbbq · 8 hours

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MICHÈLE MOUTON - LA FEMME QUI DÉRANGE

#michele mouton #classic rally

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1337wtfomgbbq · 10 hours

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I find the whole Nepo Baby term funny as hell honestly. Like hello it’s a legacy driven sport? They are ALL nepo babies of some form. That’s the only way you’ll even survive in F1.

#nepo baby #nepotism

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1337wtfomgbbq · 11 hours

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Elio de Angelis and Arturo Merzario, 1979

#elio de angelis #Arturo merzario #classic f1 #formula 1 #f1

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1337wtfomgbbq · 11 hours

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bring me back to these photoshoots, please

#lance stroll #fernando alonso #strollonso

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1337wtfomgbbq · 11 hours

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MAX'S PHONE CASE HAS A PICTURE OF A CAT. HE'S SO DOMESTIC AND SOFT AND *THIS* IS THE MAN Y'ALL PRETEND IS EVIL??????

#max verstappen

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1337wtfomgbbq · 11 hours

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Gerhard: 420, what you smoking?

Jean: Yo mama.

Gerhard:

Jean: I sprinkled her ashes onto cigarette paper.

Gerhard:

Gerhard: My mom is still alive🥺😭

Jean:

Jean: Wait... then whose mom did I smoke?!

#incorrect f1 quotes #classic f1 #formula 1 #f1 #gerhard berger #jean alesi #berlesi #source: stuff my sis and I said

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a time lapse where u get 1 hoffdoodle, wild frantic model posing that I didn't know would get recorded, a strahm smile for 1 second, and u see how i ACTUALLY use my ref pile lmao

#coffinshipping #hoffstrahm #peter strahm #mark hoffman #saw

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1337wtfomgbbq · 11 hours

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mechanics need to start taking their shirts off again this is crazy

#jean pierre beltoise #classic f1 #formula 1 #f1

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1337wtfomgbbq · 14 hours

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Fallen.

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Really enjoyed working on this commission about Jason. Thanks to my amazing commissioner🙏

#jason todd

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1337wtfomgbbq · 14 hours

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I'm collecting examples of so much objectively terrible but actually excellent classic f1 fashion (for a post that's...definitely coming at some point lol)