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simandy · 4 months
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Every time any of you reblog AI art a fairy dies.
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zeroducks-2 · 8 months
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I cannot stop thinking about alpha Wally knotting his omega uncle…tfw your mentor goes into heat and you can’t resist trying to put a baby in him…
DUDE. YES.
(TW: dubious consent, smutty smut under the cut!)
This heat isn't stronger than an average one, but it's one of those times when Barry really doesn't want to be alone in his nest. Unfortunately Hal is not there, busy on some interplanetary mission and Barry isn't even mad; he knows the other tries to time his trips according to his heat cycles, but this was an emergency.
His family still visits him and brings him cooked food and scented items of clothing, which makes it way more bearable. Wally especially has been around for an entire day already, checking on him from time to time and readily rubbing their scent glands together when Barry had asked. Being Wally an Alpha had helped quite a lot, calming him down and helping him fall asleep. And at this point Barry doesn't feel awkward at having his nephew around while in heat... the kid had to be sent away for a while after his presentation rut, just to be safe, but at this point Wally is an adult and knows what he's doing.
Barry isn't worried, and instead misses him when Wally leaves on the second day, feels relieved when the kid comes back by the evening with more food and supplies. He makes fun of Barry after hearing his needy pack call coming from the nestroom, and keeps laughing at him - after slipping into his nest uninvited - at how Barry makes offended chuffs and tries to burrow into the boy's chest.
«Have you been drinking enough water?» Wally muses in a half voice as he scents him again, a finger tracing the edges of Barry's mouth. «Your lips are dry.»
Barry doesn't care and just purrs at the scenting, but accepts the glass anyway if with an annoyed pout before hiding back into the bedding, Wally huffing another chuckle before taking him back into his arms.
And maybe Barry should find it a little strange, the way he's being held. Tight but gentle, with a constant rumble surging up from the young Alpha's chest and a hand massaging his scruff, maybe it should feel like something a lover would do rather than a pup. But to him Wally is indeed just a pup, if a grown up one, and so he heedlessly falls back asleep.
Wally breathes in and all he can smell is sugary sweet pheromones, and the more he does the itchier and harder his mating glands grow. Rationally he knows he's in pre-rut; he realized it after hurriedly going back to Barry's apartment after leaving that morning, and feeling both relieved and dangerously warm as the other accepted him into his nest again, without needing to be asked permission.
Not that he's being rational at the moment. His fangs hurt, his sex strains against the band of his sweatpants, and he can't stop chewing at his lower lip as Barry purrs in his sleep, soft and unguarded as Wally presses on his scruff and on the raised skin around his scent gland.
«Uncle.» He calls and nuzzles his cheek like when he was a pup, trying to rouse him. Barry needs to be awake, he can't do this to him while he's asleep. «Wake up.» The moment the other's eyes flutter open Wally is pressing their lips together, finding that he can't wait one second longer. He's suddenly emboldened by the surprised little mewl and the lack of an immediate reaction, making it deeper and ending up licking into Barry's mouth while cupping between his thighs, his head growing even thicker at the feeling of just how wet the other is.
From there to pushing two fingers in is a moment, and if Barry whines into his mouth and his waist quivers, he also presses both hands against Wally's chest, breathing hard and shaking his head when the kiss breaks. «Does it hurt...?» Wally asks roughly, rumbling against his cheek and slowing down, scissoring his fingers instead of thrusting them. «Are you... hmm, are you alright?»
He doesn't really wait for an answer before pushing in a third finger, rolling more on top of the other and spontaneously growling into his neck. He's pressing fangs to Barry's mating gland and that gets him to deflate, small sounds coming out as Wally keeps opening him up.
«Wal...» He calls groggily as his legs get spread wider, but whatever he planned to say gets smothered by a throaty moan as Wally lines up and easily pushes into him, both hands keeping his knees up.
«I always...» Wally rumbles between the wet bites he leaves at the base of the other's neck, his whole body throbbing and quivering with arousal. «Always wanted you. Just like this.»
He wants to touch more, wants to bite all over. He presses a palm to Barry's forehead to expose his neck, feeling a surge of energy as silver flashes reverberate off of him and call forth Barry's golden lightning. Just like that the other's chest swells in a quiet cry and his pussy starts to clamp down, and Wally feels elated, biting down on the crook of his shoulder if without breaking the skin.
He can't get over the honeyed, fertile scent the other keeps giving off. Not a single Omega he's been around has ever smelled like this, Wally is sure. He won't take him long to blow a knot, but it won't take long for it to deflate either, and as far as Wally is concerned they can keep going for the entire night.
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m0e-ru · 1 year
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repetitive strain injury era??? NO!!!! RISE ERA ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
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kingdomoftyto · 1 month
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...BIG FEELS AND BIG PLOT DEVELOPMENTS AT THE END OF THAT BOOK, HUH
#Tyto reads WoF#i know it's not the most pressing issue what with the vengeful ex-Queen and the murderous sister and all#but I still want to point out how alarming it is that the new crew are all going to be wearing seemingly radioactive rocks as jewelry now#Turtle please don't pick up strange rocks that give off their own heat for the love of all that's good#ANYWAY yeah what the actual frick is going on with Darkstalker huh. I genuinely do NOT know whether he's trustworthy or not#desperately lonely and unfairly demonized? absolutely. truly cares about Moon as a friend? I think so.#capable of integrating peacefully into modern dragon society without letting his own ego turn him into the monster he denies ever being?#....... 😬 remains to be seen#god and there's Scarlet's mysterious new accomplice(?) with the maddeningly vague physical description and also THE SCROLL(!!!!)#and i just realized we failed to get resolutions in this book for EITHER the vision of Turtle attacking Anemone OR#Flame's unique and frightening ability to sense and/or attack mindreaders????#where the HECK are we going with Flame I am going lowkey INSANE over him#ugh frick and Umber and Sora are both on the run too...!! this book is nearly as cliffhangery as Dark Secret#(though thankfully i prepared for this by checking the next book out ahead of time so i wouldn't have to wait LOL)#uhh buhh final thoughts before i force myself to go to sleep:#I love Moon and everything going on with her but I do feel like on some level it's even more of a slap in the face for poor Starflight#that the only tribe to get multiple POV characters in this first. like. extended arc(?) appears to be the NightWings#and Starflight himself doesn't get any of the tribe's unique defining features or abilities#i mean i guess the same is sort of true of Sunny and yes i know it was the POINT of book 4 that the tribe had no powers#but still idk it just feels like kicking the poor boy when he's already down. in addition to him literally getting beaten up again#(... now watch me be a total fool and the arc actually extends past book 8 or something making this point moot lol)#(I'm only assuming it ends at 8 bc that's where the previews in the back of the previous books have stopped)#EDIT: LOL yep turns out this arc does extend out to book 10 and the other POVs are Turtle and Qibli so I stand corrected.#that's what I get for nightblogging
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jabberwockprince · 2 months
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seeing friend groups die slowly is always such an experience cause its like. wow. ive been here since day 1 clawing at everyone's doors for attention and to hang out and to keep everyones schedules in mind and to be as inclusive as possible so we can all hang out
only to be met with the most increasingly dismissive, lukewarm response. and now that i no longer do that, yall would rlly prefer to let the whole friendship die slowly than ping your own fucking friends once or twice to hang out. you'd think years of friendships would do smth to yknow. bypass that anxiety of pinging ppl. bc youve known them for so long, or to be considerate and keep them in mind and remember things about them. yknow. treat them like fucking friends instead of walls that you can talk at abt your fucking interests, but i guess i wasnt that fucking relevant nor important each and every fucking time and these friends would rlly prefer to drift away than risk being vulnerable for 5 seconds
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nobuverse · 8 months
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@mysticallities
Reines vc: Irritating nobu... spineless Nobu.
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"Cruel master.... ♪ heartless bitch ♪"
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flareguncalamity · 1 year
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i’m sure someone on here has said this before, but i think cis tiktok really took “feminine in a masculine way” and ran with it without realizing that the appeal of being feminine in a masculine way to genderqueer people, especially afab genderqueer people, isn’t just looking hot or whatever. it’s specifically the discordance of being perceived as masculine and performing femininity.
Like, you see cis women on tiktok with the caption “trying to be feminine in a masculine way!” and then they’ll wear these super femmey suits with their hair back and like. that’s cool i guess? i’m glad you feel confident. but the angst that genderqueer people feel over wanting to be feminine in a masculine way is derived from how this feeling almost seems like an impossible goal. like, femininity is standard for women, so when people perceive you as a woman and you dress feminine there’s no perceived deviance at all. you’re just dressing and acting like how a woman should, according to the audience of people who see you on the street. The part you feel that you lack when you say ‘in a masculine way’ is the part where your femininity gets to be nonstandard.
there’s almost a kind of grossness to when cis men in particular do femininity. it ranges at times from “haha ironic comedy, isn’t it so WEIRD and WACKY when men wear skirts???” gross to something almost demonic (like how men wearing makeup were treated at the height of the satanic panic). there’s like, falseness. like the femininity is separate from you somehow, as a facade, and that there’s some kind of clash between the femininity and the person underneath. and i’m not saying those are good things- the opposite, it’s really, really bad that we treat gender deviance this way. but the longing for this experience as an afab genderqueer person is the longing to exist in a role that is non-normative without sacrificing the things we love about femininity, and to be able to be feminine without having that related back to some quintessential nature of your gender as determined by broader society. I honestly feel like Natalie Wynn described this really well when she said that for her, as a woman, there’s no “de-dragging” where the womanhood falls away from her and she ceases to be feminine in a way that a drag queen might after a performance is over. I think what genderqueer people want when they want to be feminine in a masculine way is to have that ability, to have their femininity be a costume that they can take off at will.
anyways all this to say that i don’t think cosplaying as modcloth-workwear girlboss is going to help me achieve my gender euphoria goal of old church ladies sneering at me in derision every time i wear a dress. although honestly that is a great idea for a drag queen character
#this is an extremely funny post for me to make as someone who has denied the non-binary accusations for as long as i have#like girl you are not fooling anyone with the she before the they in your pronouns. be real#oc#non-binary#genderqueer#feminine in a masculine way#obviously i don’t speak for all genderqueer people#but like. i’d love for femininity to be something i can take off when i’m not longer in the mood for it#and not something that people view as being ‘inherently attached to my essence as a woman’ or whatever#i don’t have an essence of a woman. i have like. a poorly functioning intestinal tract#the thing that is inside of me is slimy organs. please stop ascribing gender onto my nasty weird little body#there’s honestly something so alluring about giovanni pota he’s spiky pink mullet and stubble and black nail polish#like. the image of a skirt that doesn’t fit quite right on you because your hips and waist are about the same circumference. so it’s like#mismatched???#and then the idea of wearing eyeliner but having like. stubble and acne#UGH. and like. dresses that have built in cups but you don’t have a bust? to fill it out???? auughhhh i wish i didn’t have a massive rack#like my body is SO traditionally feminine in figure i have such an hourglass silhouette and like the long legs and shit#and like. i feel like i look great maybe 40-45% of the time#i love filling out a fit and flare dress when i’m going out to hang out with lesbians and feeling very sexy in that context#but i don’t want that to be permanent yknow. there’s a restriction there that i despise#giovanni potage. idk why that corrected to pota he#considering potage is a word. fuck autocorrect
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frozenambiguity · 1 year
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Oh, to be kissed so passionately one loses all sense of self... How wonderful.~
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the-dot · 9 months
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me directly after reblogging that post about Symptoms I Experience, in Symptoms Week: oh damn why am i experiencing Symptoms
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partynthem · 2 years
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the last time am returned from hiatus i literally was over the moon w joy and could not have been more excited abt what was to come…. and now i’m just scared and dreading their return bc we have absolutely no idea what to expect and after everything that Happened TM i have lost my unconditional faith in them. really sucks and i ACHE to be proven wrong
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wackulart · 1 year
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I'll gonna sic my bird on you if you don't let neo out of his cage. He regularly eats armored guards and will make an exception.
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GET THAT BEAST OUT OF HERE!! OH MY GOD... A LIVE DEMON ENCOUNTER....
MY DEFENSES.... THEY AREN'T UP
LISTEN WITCH, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT BECAUSE..... I'LL PULL SUCH CRAZY KARATE MOVES ON YOU....
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katyspersonal · 2 years
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#thank u........#dash commentary#sorta#just tags#saved#for the context this is the praise under my headcanons post about micolash and gehrman#this is... god just please please PLEASE tell me who is paying you to compliment me djhfhfdsfd#I know for a fact I do not deserve SO many compliments fdhhfds but the person that pays people must be LOADED#i am finding them and taking their money and spending them on BB merch#like that one figurine with maria being about to punch the hunter#okay jokes aside thank you....#i don't know how many people read this but if I ever seem lazy/negligent about nice comments?#it is not because i am vain it is because i literally Do Not Know how to react on them ;-;#when i am praised i just make animal noises or go 'WHAT IS YOUR REAL MOTIVATION' mode fdhdhshfsd#this is what lack of active feedback does to a mf#this is also why i usually leave elaborate commentaries if i really loved something#except i get so excited people feel like i am being pretentious and don't appreciate them as a result :pensive:#seriously though stop praising meeee gdhshds i start acting so AWKWARD under praise that i make myself a fool#haha trolled you losers i am a fool by DEFAULT sdjhfdhs but it becomes WORSE#but again jokes aside sdfufds i am glad our takes on the two are similar!#in this house we love gehrman and micolash#best fucking characters#funny enough gehrman isn't even in my top five but after how much i defended his ass from lame shit he became like an actual friend for me#so it is now personal#but yes laurence had interesting friends! man got divine charisma#all these men laying at his feet and simping......#not ludwig tho his only true love is his dumb ass deceitful sword :pensive:
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unladielike · 2 years
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skrunkly birthday boy.
( picrew edits i made of @spiritpyro‘s oc, hayate! the second one is pretty much how i pictured him to look when he saw vivian’s [censored] for the first time, lmfao... but either way, i tried to make this resemble your faceclaim for hayate as much as possible, only to end up being ‘ugh, what even is his hair??’ )
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gaytwirights · 1 year
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Omg I just want you two to be trans and silly Please Stop Being Weird About Eachother
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hoshigray · 2 months
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Satoru and Suguru having a competition over who can impregnate their sweet shared lover first, please?
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𝐚. 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞: oh my goodness???....you got my attention.
⊹ 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬: Geto + Gojo x fem! reader - explicit content; minors DNI - canon divergence; implied geto is still a jujutsu tech sorcerer - satosugu taking turns with you - kissing; making out - lotus (geto) + eagle (gojo) positions - breeding kink - scratching - multiple orgasms - unprotected sex (psa: wrap it up, of get tf up) - cervix fucking - creampies - clitoral play (swiping) - pet names (angel, baby, my love, pretty girl, princess, sweetheart) - humor - mention of drool + heavy depictions of come/semen.
⊹ 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭: 2.1k
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“Oooh—Haahh! Ohhh, God, Suguu, y’ feel so good…!”
“You feel good, too, princess...Hgghh! Shit, Y/n—“
“Yo, can you hurry it up? You know I’m not a patient guy, Suguru.”
Gojo sucks his teeth while watching you get it on with Geto. It was one of those nights when they’d come home and surprise you together. Usually, one would be assigned longer shifts or missions (that one mostly being Gojo), and the other would return home to eat dinner and sleep with you. But there would be those days when they’d arrive home in unison and try to do whatever they can to have you enjoy these rare moments with all three of you.
Sometimes, it would be Gojo taking you guys to some delicious café that sells parfaits that you’d probably like or Geto having the idea to have lunch at the park and enjoy the sun together. But, of course, there’d be those days when simply being inside the apartment, talking about each other’s day, watching a random movie, and then snoring while spooning would suffice. Because it doesn’t matter what they choose to do; all three of you being at the same place is always the best!
Tonight, however, was one of those nights where they’d pull you aside, drown you in kisses and gropes, and carry you to the bedroom for a more intimate occasion. For tonight, Geto and Gojo wanted to fuck you in the hopes you’ll be with child. And what better way for the two best friends to go about such an eventful issue than by a competition to see who can fill you up the most? 
Suguru has you propped on his crossed lap, your arms wrapped around his neck, and his hands kneading your asscheeks as you bounce on his cock and wail out his name in pretty notes. This was about the third round of the night, your cunt wet and filled with both Geto’s and Gojo’s cum. The fluids stream down with every jump of your hips from the base of his girth to his balls, the sounds of your union so filthy with the groans and moans that bounce around the bedroom walls. 
Geto sighs and burrows his chin into your shoulder. “Hahhh, oh, stop your crying, Satoru. You finished your turn and didn’t hear me heckle while you and Y/n were doing it.”
The white-haired man grunts with more complaints, to Geto’s dismay. “Yeah, well, I’m not the one who takes longer to finish,” he persists, even if his raven-haired friend frowns. “I don’t want you to be the reason my dick falls asleep.”
“Tch, what you should be worrying about is finishing too quickly when it’s your turn. You act like being faster is better…Heh, maybe you can’t handle Y/n better than I do.”
“You son of a—“
“Hey now,” you’re the one who mediates the growing childish tension between your husbands, turning your face to lock Gojo in a spell with your gorgeous, hooded eyes. “Be nice, Toru; it’s Sugu’s turn now, so you can have me however you want when we’re done here, okay?”
Like a heart-struck fool, pink shades creep into the helix of Gojo’s ears as he happily complies with your request. “Okay, my princess.”
Geto rolls his eyes at his friend’s display; what a total loser. As if he has room to talk because once you turn back to face him and kiss his cheek, his breath hitches. “Come on,” you whisper. “Don’t let him ruin your fun.”
The dark-haired one chuckles before claiming your lips with his, “Wouldn’t dream of it, angel.”
As you two kiss, you rock your hips more to create a steady rhythm on top of Geto. His girth stretches your vagina nicely, and with his pulsing veins, you can feel them rub on the velvety texture of your inner walls. It’s good that the pace is at a respectable tempo, allowing you to feel him at your wits and pleasure truly.
But the best part of this position is how easy it is to stimulate your clitoris. Every time you rock your hips against Geto’s, the bulb rubs against his body and has your frame jolting. It feels so fucking good, having your cunt stuffed with his girth member and graze your walls deliciously while your precious button is being pressed.
The pacing soon goes in sync, his subtle thrusts as you bounce your ass on him while kissing. Your mewls are taken by his hungry lips, sucking on your tongue to evoke more cute noises, your hand coming to the back of his head to massage and grab strands of his onyx hair. He’s so romantic with you and your body, the position making this intimacy so much more personal. Your chasm frequently clamps on his cock when you pull your waist up, making the man below you hiss at the grip.
He breaks the kiss, “Shit, you tighten around me so nicely…”
“Really?” You giggle, laying more kisses on his cheek and ears. It sends shivers down his spine. 
“—Khhh, damn it, I can’t...” Suddenly, Geto thrusts upwards in a faster notion, and you scream to hold on quickly and follow his cadence. “Fuck, you feel too amazing, sweetheart…!” You can’t reply to him appropriately; your only responses are narrowed down to high-pitched whines and squeals. His hands wrap around your back to keep your body close as he chases his climax, his hot face melting with the sweat of your shoulder while he pushes his cock to meet your cervix. “Hmng! Hmmnn, I’m gonna cum, baby…!”
“Ohooo, me too, Sug’ruu, me—Tahhh! Ohhh, Jesus…!” Your clit keeps bumping onto Geto, your nerves getting activated with every rut. Shaky moans leave your puffy lips, and your hand scratches his back at every jab of your delicate cervix. You bring him in for another kiss – this one a lot more rushed and steamy – and your orgasm hits you both from the erratic speed of your hips.
You two sigh heavily into each other’s mouths, your body sinking into Geto’s gentle hold as his cock ejaculates his semen into your throbbing slit. His hands massage your back while his pelvis rolls to grind his dick and have your walls clench onto him more.
With a soft sound, you remove your lips from his, smiling gently while you brush his bangs off to view his left eye. “You love to finish strong, Sugu.”
He chuckles before kissing your nose. “Can’t help it if you drive me crazy, my love—“
“Alright, round’s over!” 
Before Geto knows it, Gojo’s already on the bed, yanking you off his best friend’s lap and laying you down with your back to the sheets. He voices his discontent, trying not to appear too upset. “Excuse you? Can’t let me have a moment?”
“Nope!” He shoves a middle finger to Geto’s face, and the black-headed one almost pops a vessel. “I practically went limp after watching you two for so long. So obverse from the side and let me have my fun.”
“So annoying,” Geto mumbles under his breath, yet the milky-haired one chooses not to listen with a huff and places all his attention on you.
“Now,” Gojo turns to you with half-lidded cerulean eyes, a smile beaming too much that his dimples show up. He spreads your legs to evince your messy chasm; Geto’s come spilling down to the crevice of your butt as he massages your inner thighs. Fuck, so fucking nasty, it had him bite his lip. “You ready for more of me, baby?”
You titter, bringing your legs up your chest and spread to a V-shape. “Yes, Toru, thank you for being patient.”
He snickers while pushing his glans to meet your soapy folds, humming when the excessive come lubes your labia sufficiently for his cock to be inserted. The hug of your walls makes him moan, and you jerk as his left curve scratches the plush itch. “Fuuuuck, so warm and tight for me, baby.” 
His arms support your legs in the air, and the position allows him to initiate with slow thrusts. Your purr at his movements; the curve has you howl with every push, stretching your pussy when he propels himself into you and rubs the upper wall of your vagina. Oh God, feels so fucking good…
You peer to where his dick is plunging into your cunt, silently awing at the mussy display of cum ringing around the base of his shaft and stringing to where your folds are. Holy shit, you chew on your bottom lip and move a hand to finger your clit, silently howling at the swipes you dance around your bud. “OhhhGod, hmmmm, right there…”
Gojo looks down and sees what you’re doing, and he chuckles, “Shit, you enjoying yourself, pretty girl? Hmm?” He ruts into you with sudden haste, and an abrupt hit to your cervix has you almost choking on air. “Like being filled up, huh?”
“Ahhh, y–yesss, I lov—Mmmph!!” He grinds his pelvis down, drilling his length deep inside to scuff your smooth walls. “I love y’r dick so much, Satoruuu…!”
“Awww, look at you playing with yourself,” the view excited him more, increasing his speed to pound into you. You cry out at the poke of your cervix, clamping onto him in response. “Ahhhh, there it is,” he coos while adding more weight onto you, making his rocks precise where he wants to hit. More shrieks fly out your lips, “Wanna be bred so bad, princess? Want me to fill you up again?”
Your head aches, ears ringing from the sloppy sounds of his dick rutting inside you, his balls smack your grundel with every push. “Ahhnn, mmoohhh, ye’sss,” you whisper.
“C’mon, angel, let me hear you.” Gojo places his forehead on your sweaty one, azure eyes examining your expression in a haze. “You want—Nnngh! Fuck…Want me to fuck a baby into you, yeah? Make you a mama? ”
“Yess, ’Toru, yesss!! Give me y’ur babiess, make me all fat and full!!”
“Heh, good, pretty girl; so good for—Khhckk!! Shit, shit, I’m gonna cum…” He brings his lips to yours, moaning to the kiss with you while his hips turn up to a volatile rate. Your whimpers are sucked and drunk by him, your eyebrows furrowed from the cyclical hits to your cervix and rubbing on your silky tunnel.  
Your arms come around to his shoulders, beckoning him to deepen the kiss as your body gets ready for the orgasm that hits you like a train. Trembles climb up your frame, whines muffled, and drool slips out your mouth down to your chin. Your cunt contracts around his length, milking him into his own release and filling you with his essence, adding to the pile that squelches and trickles down to the sheets beneath you. 
Gojo nibbles on your lip as he pumps every last bit of his load into you, his tongue twirling with yours until he removes his face from yours. He smiles, dimples greeting you with disheveled strands of snow-white hair sticking to his forehead. Too distracted by his charm for him to sneak in more harsh thrusts to your aching frame. 
You gasp aloud, “—Ohooo! Satoru, nooo! I’m too sensitive nowww..!!”
“Mmmm, sorry, princess,” an apology with a smile doesn’t match, placing a kiss on your forehead as you wail for him while he ruts into your vulnerable slit. “You just feel too good, can never get enou—Owwww!!”
“What do you think you’re doing?”
Witness to the entire thing, Geto smacks Gojo with a house slipper before pulling him off you and throwing him to the side. The blue-eyed man looks at the other with an annoyed face. “I should be asking you the same thing, you psycho; what’s with the assault!?”
“Did you forget? Your turn is up,” indigo eyes narrow with a dark glint. “So why are you still moving?”
“Oh, quit yapping, giant earlobes! Can’t a guy squeeze in a few more before I get off…Or what, you scared I’d make them pregnant first? Your frail soldiers can’t compete with mine, is that it?” 
“Hah, you tell me, blue-eyed snowflake; you’re the one still trying to fuck into them like you’re afraid your load isn’t enough. Poor guy; can’t be a sore loser too early, now.”
“Choke on my dick!”
“You first.”
The two bicker back and forth while you observe, unable to find the right cue to intervene as you’re still in a daze. You sit on your side, feeling the liquids inside you exit your frame and slide down your thighs.
As they fight, you remember that you had forgotten to tell them that you took a birth control pill earlier today after they texted about returning home together. It wasn’t until after dinner that they said they wanted to try and fuck and fill you to the brim, practically dragging you to the room before you could utter a word to them about the contraceptive.
…Oh well, surely they don’t mean to have a baby right this moment. Plus, there will be other times! So, for now, you watch your husbands argue before you while shaking your head with a smile.
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requests/thirsts are open hehe~ 🧸
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theblehthatbloos · 4 months
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Me, distastefully looking down at the wilted flower gestured before me: "What is this?"
Translator: "I- It's a flower, S- Sir, you know, like a cultural symbol of trust, a peace offering?"
Me as I go to smell the flower: "Oh! Uh- well thank you."
The Clown:
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