I am feeling very " Pal bhar ke liye koi hame pyaar karle, jhootha hi Sahi..." Nowadays..

To mere dearest secret admirer Aryan ji, I really really hope you're doing well. I don't have any idea if you'll ever even see this. But.......i just wanted to say Kuch things.

You are the very first person who made me feel so special and loved and who actually confessed ki mujhe/mere blog ko kitna pasand krte hai. I hope bhoole nhi ho apni ' dearest nisha' ko :)

Whether you come back or not (ik you ofc will but it's just my anxiety speaking), I want you to know that I'm very very grateful to you for aapka pyaar and kindness. Wrote something little a few days back. It's been sitti in my drafts tabse. Edited it aaj thoda sa. It's a letter to you but in a poet Ka format hehe :

Aate ho chupke tum mere dar pe Chupke se aakar Mera Dil behlate ho Iss deewani ko aur deewana Kar Jate ho. Tumhari aadat si ho gayi hai ab; Jab Nahi hote pass, Meri yaadon me mujhe sataate ho. Mai Nahi janti tum mujhe kyun itna chaahte ho. Par shukr hai khuda ka ki tumne apna ishq zaahir Kiya: Varna hum Kabhi na milte, Mere mann me ye sundar phool Kabhi na khilte, Mujhe kbhi pata na chalta ki iss chakori ka bhi ek chakor hai, Iss deewani ka bhi ek deewana hai, Koi Aisa bhi hai Jo meri Khushi me apni khushi dhundhta hai Mere dukh me khud gum me doob jata hai Har chehre me mujhe khojta hai Koi khata na krke bhi maafi mangta hai ki Mai usse kahin khafa na ho jaun. Kehte toh the ki meri bohot parvaah hai tumhe Lekin......... Kya tum mujhe abhi bhi utna hi chaahte ho? Yun to mai tumhe har din har pal Yaad Karti Hun Lekin........ Kya mera khayaal tumhari zehen me aata hai?

Take care ok? Please. Also send me atleast a hello if you see this.

~ your Chaand hehe

Listen I put the different scenes for YOU entirely😭because personally I knew the whole thing would be bland if it were just you sitting on him💀

So I had to give like crumbs into it and like the whole view point was that he’s so mean and scary (you know he is) but then with you poor baby is a mess—willing to do ANYTHING

And pleaseeee you should’ve told me if you were waiting💀 would’ve gotten to it quicker

And yes yes I like, idk I felt and I did tell you that I wanted to write smn for you (this is not the one I wanted to write tho—I think I will craft smn more for you). I mean I just felt like you needed it so it was like—gotta write for my jaan

Also—drop the priv wala @

Please no need to kiss that extravagantly—cuddle karlo thoda sa✨

please romrom i love you so much you spoil the reader in me SO MUCH and i will thank you for it til the end of time 💞

if its written by you id never find it bland pls. i just read ur reply to my ask and omg i literally squealed so hard.

ughhh soft geto is my favvvv and the way u wrote him for me i am bound to become his girl for real sorry satoru i gotta be a homie hopper for this one

i didnt tell u that bc i wanted u to take ur time bc ik how hard writing is and i didnt wanna pressure my bby

pls u spoil me so much i feel so lucky 🙈🙈🙈 im gonna love whatever u write for me ugh <333

also the priv wala acc is collecting dust. i only use it to send a fic into its msgs since tumblr has no bookmark feature....slut.

come over my love i will cuddle u til u fall asleep<333

12th November 2023

And I broke again, I love you. Why can’t you love me? I promise I am better. I promise to be everything for you. I promise I won’t make the same mistakes again. Baby please love me back. I beg you. I beg you. I miss you. I love you. I really do. Bubu please come back to me. I am better. I won’t make those mistakes. I swear to you. I swear to god. Please come back my beautiful baby. I will do anything for you. Why can’t you love me back? Why can’t you? Thoda sa? I beg you. Please give me a last chance. Please. Just one more chance. Make this the last one. Sweety please. I can’t live without you Bubu. I really can’t. It feels empty inside you know. So empty. I would do anything for you. I promise. I promise I would do anything for you. Just come back to me. I will tell dad. I will talk to him. Everything would be okay. We will have everything we dreamt of together. Just come back. Just give me another chance. Just one more chance. Please?

Please? A last chance maybe? Please?

I wrote this poem over a month ago. Haven't named this one yet, help me out please?

Nothing, just me manifesting my delusional situationship

Koi baat nahi, agar mai aap ki nahi.

(no worries, if I'm not yours.)

Koi baat nahi, agar mai wo nahi jo aapke khayalon ki kalpana ho.

(no worries, if I'm not what makes up your imagination.)

Bas is baat ka gumaan hai mujhko,

(I'm just satisfied,)

Har roz aapse do baatein kar pati hu.

(that I get to talk to you.)

Isi baat ka gumaan hai mujhko,

(I'm just satisfied,)

Ki mere khayalon mein bas aap hi ek hain.

(that you're the only one in my imagination.)

Nahi pata mujhe, aage kya hoga.

(I don't know what will happen in the future.)

Nahi jaanti, kabhi mera aapse ek dost se zyada koi nisbat hoga.

(I don't know, if I'll ever have any relationship with you other than being a friend.)

Dil ko bas sukoon itna hai, aap zindagi mein to hain,

(my heart is satisfied because atleast you're there in my life,)

Bas sukoon itna hai, aap aankhon ke saamne to hain.

(there's the satisfaction, that atleast you're in front of my eyes.)

Jab ojhal ho jate hain, darr sa lagne lagta hai.

(when you're out of my sight, I get scared.)

Kahin ye bas ek sapna toh nahi? Kahin bas aap khwaab ka ek hissa toh nahi?

(what if all this is a dream? What if, you're just a figment of this thing called a dream?)

Jo bas Mere hai, lekin sirf khwabon mein, kyuki asal mein to aap hain hi nahi.

(who's just mine, but only in my imagination, because in reality you aren't really mine.)

Agar sach mein humara ek hona likha hai, mujhse zyada khush shayad hi kisi aur ko hona hai.

(if we're actually bound to be together, I doubt there's anyone else who'll be as happy as me.)

Lekin agar nahi, to door se hi aapko niharke khush hu mai.

(but if not, I'll just admire you from afar, and be happy.)

Kyuki Kam se kam aap hain to, mere saamne, bas mujhse kuch door.

(because atleast you're there, in front of me, even if a bit far.)

Aur mujhe kuch nahi chahiye.

(I don't want anything else.)

Aapko kho dene ka gham seh nahi paungi mai, bas toot jaungi, isliye thoda aur zyada darrti hu mai.

(I won't be able to suffer the wound of losing you, I'll break down, that's how much I'm scared to lose you.)

Anjaan Hain aap, in sab baaton se,

(you're unaware of all these talks,)

Anjaan Hain, ki mere liye aap ek dost se zyada khaas Hain.

(you're unaware, that you're special for me, more than a friend.)

Himmat nahi mujh mein, ki saamne se aakar bata sakun, kya hai na, aapko khone se darrti hu.

(don't have the courage in me, to come up to you and confess, because you know, I'm scared I'll lose what I have with you.)

Woh bahut pyari hogi, aapki aankho ka tara hogi.

(she must be really nice, must be the apple of your eye.)

Kabhi mili nahi hu usse, lekin aapki baaton se use apne saamne paaya hai.

(I haven't ever met her, but I've pictured her from your words.)

Pehle sochti thi, ki usme aisa kya hai jo mujhme nahi,

(I used to think before, why is she superior than me, what's there in her that isn't in me,)

Ab sochti hu, jaise aap Mera sukoon hain, wo bhi aapke liye kuch Kam nahi.

(now I think, the way you're my peace, she mustn't be any less than an anchor for you.)

Kismat se bheja Gaya, kudrat ka noor hain aap,

(you're Godsend, a miracle of Nature,)

Meri har khushi mein uparwale ka rubab hain aap.

(you're the blessings of God in my every happiness.)

Aur jis kisi ki zindagi mein aaye, kuch pal roshan kar diye, use khush hone ke 2-4 bahane de diye.

(You light up a few moments of whoever had the fortune to have you in their lives, gave them 2-4 reasons to have a bright smile on their lips.)

Thodi der ho gayi mujhe, par jo aitbaar mere mann mei aapke liye hai, wo wahin ka wahin, waise ka waisa hi hai, bas aapke intezaar mein;

(I got a bit late, but the love I have for you, is where it was, how it was, just waiting for you;)

Woh wahin ka wahin waise ka waisa hi rahega muddaton tak, yunhi, aapke intezaar mein.

(it's going to be there for ages to come, just like that, just waiting for you.)

~ K ♡

(update- I'm probably over this situationship. Who knows.)

I. Fucking. Hate. Losing. And debates. I feel so horrible please make this feeling stop no i will Cry fuck everyone this world sucks dick shit ass people. So i had this crush on our adjudicator, i told him about it and then followed him. He didn't accept it but he did accept my friends so fuck him and this cute face that will always be a reminder that even the nicest people can hurt you. I'm just done totally done i looked so bomb today beautiful dress hair face sabkuch i wa nice to people bhenchod I spoke so well aur kya karun pair padhoon kya unrequited live situation hai yaar phir kabhi milenge nahi par chahti hoon ki milein taaki confront karke pooncho chutiye se ki accept kyun nahi Kari. I know thoda graphic ho rahe hai par yahi feeling hai yaar. Kaunsa meine date karna tha bus apna unrequited crush to continue karni ki umeed thi. It just feels like absolute shit to know ki people would always choose someone else over me. Bus yaar ho gaya mera i don't even know if he's not accepted it because of the comment or because he didn't like me overall Dil toot toot sa gaya sab apni gaand maarle please. And as I'm saying this I hope cutu baby doesn't find it or rather any Hindi speaker doesn't because ye mera rant hai kal different feeling hogi par aaj all I can think is that I'm not good enough for this absolutely perfect boy. Ugh I hate boys thank God bi sexual hoon socho agar sirf ladkon ke saath phas jaati? Bhaiya kya flop show hota. Pranav joshi cute ass hai but chota mota chutiya bhi. Pata hai meine sitch awkward Kari I mean kaunsa Mai ka laal judge ko jaaker pretty bulata hai awkward ho gaya bohot bus mein thak gYi yaar aagaya Mera bhi burnout dahi ji kaha tha moesha ne debates are humiliating business. Third day Tak bolbe ka bhi chance nahi mila. Itna rude the opponents chahungi ki sab doob kar maren. Fuckers itne impolite the yaar, humne kitne pyaar se kaha best of luck but honestly what a dumb fucking move on my part ughhhhhh. Phir congratulations bhi bola even though they practically told us that we are dumb pranav really messed up pura self esteem yaar. Bus hogaya Mera not complimenting anyone anymore sab bhaad mein jaayen koi acha nahi hai bus yaar bus

immj2 23.12.20 lb

V is talking about helping out some destitute mothers and riddhima is like omgggggggggggggg, he wanted the money to help them outtttttttt 😭😭😭 man, she’s suchhhhhhhhhh a fucking idiot. changes her opinion at the drop of a hat; as long as she had heard just “mera kaam” she was like OMG HE WANTS TO BLOW UP THE PLACE, the moment he said “gareeb maaon ki madad” she’s assumed that allllllll the 5 crore he’s asked for are purely for charity. sis, the middle road, have you everrrrrrrrrrr heard of it???

now she’s convinced ki yeh vihaan nahi vansh hai. because apparently only vansh holds the opinion that gareeb maaon ko madad karni chahiye............. no one else in the world has such charitable thoughts???? re devaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

everyone is dancing, and vansh is just standing there checking his phone. lmao, meeeeeeeeeeeeee.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 🥰🥰🥰

anyway, dadi brought riddhima to him and now they shall have the *~~~~~third~~~~~~* OTT dance performance in 24 hours. why don’t you channel all this energy into some competitive ballroom dancing or something. at least that’s a productive use of your time, unlike........... everything else you losers do all day.

but they hot, so i’m not reallyyyyyyyyy complaining. yeah babiesssss, press up against each other and run your hands alllllllllllllllll over. mmmmmmhmmm.

EYE SEX EYE SEX EYE SEX  EYE SEXXXXXXXXXX

light chali gayi. the oberois ke zamaane ka ghatiya fusebox abhi tak badla nahi tum logon ne??????????

kabir and vansh are missing.

ok we found one of them.

aaaaaaaaand he’s activated the bomb.

ok i can’t watch this santa shit without cringing, so imma fwd to when the action happens.

RIDDHIMA LOOKING AT SANTA AND SAYING IT’S VIHAAN’S CHAAL. SIS.............................. YOU CAN’T TELL FROM A SINGLE LOOK AT THIS PERSON THAT IT’S KABIR?????????????? I............. HADH HOTI HAI BEWAKOOFI KI.

kabir!santa is giving dadi gift and riddhima’s making her way towards them.......................

................ when she’s intercepted by a whole other santa, who’s a chappal chor.

how the fuck vansh!santa know that there’s a bomb in her shoe anyway???????????????

EITHER WAY I’M DYING OF SECONDHAND EMBARRASSMENT SEEING VISHAL AND RRAHUL IN THE WORST SANTA BEARDS EVER SO I’M FWDINGGGGGGGGGGG

this episode just wants to fucking kill me by cringe. pls god stop doing this to my hot boys. please. 

he’s taking off the santa suit anddddddddddd..........

(i know we’re all very excited at the prospect of V taking his shirt off, but please note, ki kabir!santa has switched out for mummy!santa. how??? no one knows or cares.)

also, i wish my skin healed that quickly from the 20 bumps and bruises and mosquito/chandler bites i get in a day.

lmao the camera just did a TIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTT closeup into his lower back and while i am delighted, i also wish it was framed a lil better so i could also see dat ass in those pants. 🍑🍑🍑

anyway riddhima is like:

poora outfit pehen ke hi bhai bolega. till then we have to stand here and watch him getting dressed. again, i’m not complaining, but i would prefer the reverse..............

ishani’s like riddhima ke shoe mein bomb?!?!?!!? whattt?!?!?! who could do such a thing???? whooooooo would wanna kill riddhima?!?!? lmaooooooooooooo as if her own bitch ass (along with every single other person in this house other than dadi) hasn’t been trying to fucking murder riddhima on a daily basis. y’all have some nerve looking this shocked.

he’s like i know who did it, vansh knows everything blah blah, i hacked everyone’s phones and it took me time but i found out who purchased bomb making materials........ EXCUSE ME BUT EVERYONE IS VERY VERYYYYY CHILL AND NON-BOTHERED ABOUT THE FACT THAT HE HACKED THEIR PHONES????? THEY’RE JUST USED TO IT, HUH, LIVING IN THIS SURVEILLANCE STATE THAT IS UNDER THE DICTATOR VANSH RAISINGHANIA????? THEY’RE LITERALLY LIKE DEAR LEADER NE KIYA HAI, TOH ACHCHE KE LIYE HI KIYA HOGA..................

anyway he found a piece of the sandal heel somewhere, and idk how but understood ki it’s riddhima’s sandal and that’s the one with the bomb and oh my god this is the stupidest fucking episode of this show i’ve seen so far, and that’s really saying SOMETHING,coz every episode of this show is a new and unique type of stupid.

anyway, long story short.................

this..... i......... god. this stupid fucking show. the explosion wasn’t THAT long also ki allllll this coulda happened without anyone noticing.

anyway Mummy did it coz she knows one of them gonna get fucked up rn and if kabir is thrown out, there’s no way back for him. she can do emotional drama blah blah.

Mummy doing maaaaa wali drama ki riddhima insulted my kokh ka sagaaaaaa, so i did this blah blah and lmao vansh like list khol hi dii hai toh pooori ki poori ginwa deta hoon ki kya kya paap kiye hain kabir ke naam pe.

ooooooooooooooooooooop. OG Maa ka murder waala sach baahar aa gaya. how he knows? no1 currrrrrrr.

didi ko finally realize ho gaya ki this her main man, not a humshakal.

bhai ALSO realizing ki this his main man, not a humshakal.

mummy doing acting and kabir also joining in with support role ki nahiiiiiiiiiiii, it can’t beeeeeeee. (vishal doing some solid acting in this scene, he really deserves so much more from this show than these bits and pieces to perform.)

vansh like achchaaaaaa????? tu bada bol raha hai........ ab bol.

kabir be like ab toh aadat si hai mujhko aise jeene mein; har hafte, do hafte isne merepe bandook nahi taani toh thoda off sa feel hota hai mujhe. like he doesn’t really appreciate or value me anymore. iss se apnapann lagta hai.

anyway vansh like, ok anyone wanna tell me the truth NOW?

yup. feeling very truthy rn, with a gun pointed at raja beta’s kanpatti.

oh man, poor baby. he knew it, but still couldn’t be easy to hear it.

someone hold her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

these two be like daaaaaaang, we gotta up our game if we wanna survive in this house. our plans are all hella weak and amateurish compared to the shit going on here.

december be the month that dadiiiiii really came into her own with the slapping. errrrrryone getting slapped around here. lord when will she slap the fuck outta vansh for HIS never-ending bs, that’s the episode i’m waiting for with bated breath. 

she’s yelling at vansh to call the police and curiously...................

INTERESTING. VERY INTERESTING. that he’d trust kabir of allllllllllll people to arrest his own mom?????????????? seems hella sus to me, girls. kuchhhhhhh toh gadbad hai. either vansh has more of a plan to make these two’s jeena mushkil, ya *excited gasp* KABIR AND VANSH ARE A TEAMMMMMMMMM FROM THE START. (i know it’s not the case. they’ll never give me that. but a girl can hope. i would die of happy if it came true!)

kabir doing some ghamasaaaaaaaaan acting about how he’s heartbroken that his own mom is a criminal, yadda yadda yadda, MY QUESTION IS, WHEN DID HE EVEN GET REINSTATED TO DUTY, THAT HE HAS THE RIGHT TO ARREST HER???? I’M TELLING YOU THIS IS ALL SO SHADY AS HELL.

ofc dadi is due for a swooning fit now.

uss confusion mein..........

sis, you really need to go to therapy about this fucked up tendency you have to keep jumping in front of bullets for this dude. like......... ppl want to shoot him for a reason. it’s coz he deserves it. how many you gonna intercept like this????? like, let him also catch a bullet or two once in a while. it’ll knock his akad down a peg or two.

anyway yeah. he finally fucking told her.

Divyaa Pandit predicts Padmavat super hit & India’s lose to South Africa with RJ Archana & Sahil at Radio City 91.1 FM

Radio Jockey Archana Pania is one of the famous RJ’s in the radio industry. Archana is a RJ for the Radio City. Her partner in crime,Salil Acharya is a famous RJ, VJ and an Indian film and television actor. Salil hails from Delhi and is multi-talented. He is also the film critic for BBC and a VJ for B4U.

INTERVIEW STARTS:

ARCHANA:- Radio City ke studio mai aapko kitni positivity vibes aa rahi hai? DIVYAA:- Bahot Positive Vibes aa rahi hai,its a very very very nice place. SALIL:- Bahot Bahot shukriyaa(ARCHANA:- Thank You) ARCHANA:- Lekin hume na thodi si negativity nazar aa rahi hai mandrate hue,kal vashi bridge par bhi logo nai protest kiya hai against this movie aur karni sena apni karni rokhte nahi hai.

SALIL:- Kya Padmavat Hit Hogi?

DIVYAA:- Padmavat Hit toh Bahot hogi SALIL:- Arre waah very good ARCHANA:- Lekin!! SALIL:- Lekin Kya?? DIVYAA:- Uska Start thoda slow hai SALIL:- Hai but hum toh ja rahe hai,aaj hi ja rahe hai,ek din pehle hi ja rahe hai,ki hum log start dede

ARCHANA:- Yeh Journalist hai aur hum ko invitation mili hai salil,just calm down. DIVYAA:- Start slow hai uska SALIL:- Hmm... DIVYAA:- Aur thoda ek mahina lagega to overcome all the obstacles jaise bahot sare log,youknow trying to protest,but then Sanjay Leela Bahnsali will do well.

ARCHANA:- Divya aap numerologists bhi hai,aapko kuch number nazar aa raha hai ki kitne crores kamaegi yeh film?

DIVYAA:- 400 Crores toh mujhe dikh raha hai ARCHANA:- My God.! SALIL:- Domestic pe ho ja toh accha hoga,worldwide ho jaye toh sanjay leela bhansali ro rahe honge,But yeh bhi bada sawaal hai,shahid kapoor and alauddin khilji ranveer singh,kon haavi rahega kispar,matlab kiski film maani jayegi

DIVYAA:- Dekhiye hamesha se ranveer singh hi rahe hai aur iss baar bhi wohi rahenge SALIL:- Haye shahid..,yaar tu bhi accha karne wala hai-we believe in you,lekin kya kare yaar bol diya unhone ki alauddin khilji ki picture hai lekin abhi kya kare yaar ab lekin divya-dusra jo stress mandra raha hai jo kal start hone wala hai-Bharat aur South Africa,Bharat kuch jeet payegi ki nahi,batao na please?

DIVYAA:- Well Bharat ke liye thodaa sa shock hai iss baar,mujhe lagta hai South Africa SALIL:- 3-0 Arre yaar ARCHANA:- Ohh Noo! SALIL:- Achaa chal lekin kuch positive kuch dikh raha hai kuch batsman,bowlers kuch na kuch

DIVYAA:- Well,Bowlers SALIL:- Hah,Bowlers ARCHANA:- Yeh bahot kam hota hai SALIL:- Ajinkye rahane wapas aa raha hai,bhai batsman chaiye humme,humme bowler nahi chahiye,we need ajinkya rahane to perform

DIVYAA:- Well,he will perform,but dont worry about that, he will perform very very well SALIL:- Lekin bharat phir bhi haaregi? DIVYAA:- Ha woh toh lagta hai mujhe ARCHANA:- Ohh salil rona please shuru mat karna idhar please SALIL:- You are not a Indian,you are South African ARCHANA:- Just Shup Up SALIL:- Bharat haregi tabh tu hi royegi ARCHANA:- But what about bollywood also,isliye jo shaadiya honi ja rahi hai,kya Hrithik wapas se sussanne se shaadi karega,Ha ya Na batayengi khud 'Divya Pandit',who will also talk about Sonam Kapoor's Wedding and Ranveer and Deepika.

AFTER A BREAK

SALIL:- Radio-City 91.1 iss ghante par hum aapko regal cinema aapko le jane wale hai,getting some positivity into your life,kyuki log waise hi bade taras rahe thae na har chhez ko padh ke,achaa by the way,some good news again,yeh stock market dubara nayi chotiya paar karte hue.

ARCHANA:- Oh God yeh salil ka roz ka celebration aur yaha pe roz dukh hota hai SALIL:- Toh mai kya karu agar roz market upar ja raha hai ARCHANA:- But its been very good last 2 weeks for him yeah,Hamare sath expert tarot card reader,reiki specialist healer hai,naam hai inka 'Divya Pandit'

SALIL:- Jo aap already bol chuki hai ki padmavati bahot HIT hogi aur virat kohli haar jayenge 

ARCHANA:- Arre Yaar tu apna rona-dhona bandh kar mujhe shaadi ke bare mai puchne de,I love my Hrithik Roshan,By the way divyaa hrithik roshan mere dil ka,jigar ka tukda hai aur maine sunna hai ki unki aur sussanne ki shaadi,kaafi confirmed sources se maine khud suna hai ki woh shaadi karne wale hai.

DIVYAA:- Haan Ji Archana,karne wale hai,bilkul karne wale hai. SALIL:- Oh Terii!! ARCHANA:- Yeh aapko kisine bola nahi hai,you are just seeing this in the picture. DIVYAA:- Yes yes I am seeing this SALIL:- Divya woh paiso ka batwaara,itni gali galoch yeh sab phir yaar DIVYAA:- But they are back again ARCHANA:- And this is for good I am guessing DIVYAA:- Yes its for good SALIL:- Ha ab jo dusri couple jo bahot discussion mai rehti hai ARCHANA:- Ha,Ha ,kya hai na virushka ke baad pata nahi kyu sabki nazre ja rahi thi-ranveer aur deepika par

SALIL:- Kya woh Shaadi karenge? DIVYAA:- Haan ji Karenge,bilkul karenge ARCHANA:- Iss saal karenge ya agle saal karenge DIVYAA:- Bahot jald unki shaadi hongi ARCHANA:- Jald,so are you saying 2018 ya 2019,what you say? DIVYAA:- 2018 se after june ARCHANA:- Oh My God!! SALIL:- Itna sab kuch diya toh boldo salman bhi shaadi karengi ki nahi. DIVYAA:- Salman ka thoda mushkil hai ARCHANA:- Mushkil hai ki namumkin hai? DIVYAA:- Mushkil hai aur namumkin bhi ARCHANA:- Oh God, OK SALIL:- Sir ke abhi umar bhi ho gayi hai na,abhi shaadi karne ki umar nahi hai ARCHANA:- Actually asli Don wohi bane not Shahrukh Khan,Ok Divyaa my last question is sonam because recently mai unko mili aur unke haatho mai log cream laga rahe hai,mereko laga haye yeh toh aisa lag raha ki inki shaadi ho rahi hai

SALIL:- Plus woh badi open hai apne relationship ke bare mai chupatti kuch nahi hai ARCHANA:- Ha but bola nahi hai ki shaadi kar rahi hai-ha ya na,she is like totally in the center,toh aap bata dijiye kab ho rahi hai sonam kapoor ki shaadi

DIVYAA:- Mujhe toh lagta hai next three months ke baad uski shaadi hone wali hai ARCHANA:- So not in March,everyone's saying March-march-march DIVYAA:- I can't see it in march,I can see it in may ARCHANA:- OHH! SALIL:- Veere di wedding ke baad,beta you are smart producer ARCHANA:- May you be a happy couple sonam,god so many shaadi's SALIL:- And we are not getting invited to even one. ARCHANA:- Kyuki Divyaa bahot sari cheezo mai believe karti hai,especially healing mai,toh jo log sunn rahe hai unke liye koi vishesh tippni hai

DIVYAA:- Well mai ek tippni dungi ki yeh saal jo hai-2018 is a year of moon,aur iss saal bahot sare eclipse bhi hai,people either will do very very well in their life or they will go very very low like they will be very very depressed,so I feel you should take care of your mental health 

ARCHANA:- Uske liye kya karna chahiye DIVYAA:- Well do a little meditation archana,that's very very important because taking 5 minutes off in your life and doing just a little bit of self meditation is very very important.

SALIL:- Hum bhi toh positivity lane ki koshish kar rahe hai,issi ghante,M POSITIVE,naya blood group jo archana,mai,harshita aur oulkit leke aaye hai issi reason ki wajah se

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Episode 1

Oberoi Mansion. Entrance.

Oberoi Mansion is all lit up for a special occasion. Omkara and Gauri, who are walking in opposite directions, bump into each other, causing some fairy lights to fall on them. Just like they had on Chulbul and Omkara. Omkara looks at her and smiles, but all of a sudden, she becomes distressed.

Gauri: Humein jaana hoga!

Omkara: Kahaan?

Gauri: Iss waqt hum aapke jitna kareeb rahenge, utna hi aapki jaan ko zyaada khatra hoga.

Omkara: Kaisa khatra? Kaunsa khatra? Kis se?

Gauri: Aap ghabraaiye matt. Hum aapko kuch nahi honay denge!

She untangles herself and runs towards the main door, leaving Om tangled behind her.

Omkara: Gauri! Ruko!

Omkara tries to free himself, but he’s stuck. Gauri turns around to face him. She goes back to Omkara and ties a thread around his wrist.

Gauri: Hum sab theek kardeinge. Haath chhoda hai, saath kabhi nahin chhodenge.

Gauri turns away and runs out of the mansion.

Omkara: Gauri!

Omkara’s room. Omkara is lying on the bed in a coma. His vital signs are going crazy, causing a lot of beeping in the room. A flustered Rudra is the only person in the room.

Rudra: Nurse! Nurse!

Omkara gasps for air as if calling out Gauri’s name and opens his eyes. It was all a dream. Rudra holds him and tries to calm him down.

Rudra: O! Aap theek ho! Sab theek hai!

Omkara: Rudra...

The nurse comes in. Rudra steps back and calls Shivaay.

Rudra: Shivaay bhaiyya! Omkara ko hosh aagaya! Aap please jaldi se aa jao!

Jahnvi, Dadi and Bua Maa come running in the room. They can’t believe Omkara is finally better. All of them are extremely emotional, hugging and crying.

Omkara: Mom, Gauri kahan hai?

Bua Maa: Haye naam matt le uska puttar. Usne jo tumhare saath kiya I can never forgive her for that.

Jahnvi: You were right about her, Om. Woh larki dhokebaaz nikli.

Bua Maa: Uss hi ki wajaah se to tera yeh haal hua hai. Laikin koi nai, all’s well that ends well.

Omkara: But Bua Maa kaise? Woh to...

Shivaay comes in with the doctor.

Shivaay: I think behtar yehi hoga if we don’t discuss this right now. You need to focus on getting well first.

Dadi: Haan, Omkara, bas abb tu jaldi se theek hoja.

Shivaay: Doctor?

The doctor nods. Everyone but Shivaay and Rudra leaves the room to let him check Omkara.

Outside the room, a frantic Tej comes running.

Tej: How is he?

Jahnvi: Thoda weak hai, but I think he’ll be fine. Doctor abhi check up kar rahe hain.

Tej: Goddamnit, Jahnvi, I need to see him!

Tej tries to enter the room, but Jahnvi stops him.

Jahnvi: Abhi nahi, Tej. Woh waise hi bohot stressed hai. Main nahi chahti ke tumhe dekh ke uski haalat bigad jaaye.

Tej: He’s my son!

Jahnvi: Laikin woh tumhe abhi baap nahi manta. I can’t believe mujhe tumse yeh kehna padd raha hai, but think logically. Inn 3 maheeno mein tum badle ho, woh nahi.

Tej (sighs): You’re right.

Tej, dejected, steps away from the door.

Omkara’s room.

Shivaay sits on the edge of Omkara’s bed and holds his hand.

Shivaay: You have no idea how glad I am ke tum theek ho. I’ve missed you so much. Inn 3 maheeno mein...

Omkara: 3 maheene? Shivaay, mujhe kuch samajh mein nahi aa raha!

Shivaay: Waqt aane pe main tumhe khud sab samjhaa doonga. But filhaal tum aaraam karo. I don’t want to lose you like this ever again.

Rudra: Haan, O, don’t worry. Picchle 3 maheeno mein jitney bhi jokes crack kiye hain, woh sab aapko sunaoon ga.

They laugh and hug.

Omkara: Rudra?

Rudra: Awkward hogaya?

Omkara: Nahin. Thoda zyada tight hogaya.

He lets go.

Shivaay: Chalein, Dumbbell Singh Oberoi? (to Omkara) I’m so glad tum humare paas waapis aagaye.

Omkara: Kaise jaata? One for all, all for one, remember?

Living room. Everyone’s gathered. The doctor comes towards them.

Shivaay: Om abb kaisa hai, doctor?

Doctor: Woh abb khatre se baahir hai. Thodi weakness hai, laikin kuch dinon mein bilkul theek hojaayenge.

Everybody’s relieved.

Dadi: Bhagwaan ka lakh lakh shukar! Bas abb meray bachon ki zindagi mein aisi koi aafat na aaye!

Bua Maa: Maine to pandit ji se kehke pooja ka intezaam bhi karwa liya hai. Humare ghar ke bachon ko koi buri nazar na lage abb.

Doctor: Yeh kuch medicines hain unki recovery ke liye.

He hands a slip to Tej.

Tej: Yeh sab main personally jaake abhi le aata hoon. We can’t afford to trust anybody with Om’s health right now.

As Tej leaves the room, we see Bua Maa sending a message to someone: “Waqt aagaya hai. Pooja mein koi gadbad nahi honi chahiye.”

Omkara’s room.

Alone in his room, Omkara keeps thinking about the dream. He tries to call Gauri, but her phone isn’t reachable.

Omkara (to himself): Main iss larki ke liye kyun itna pareshaan horaha hoon?

He calls Anika instead.

Anika (emotional): Hello! Omkara! Kaise ho tum?

Omkara (sad): Main theek hoon abb bhabhi. Aapki bohot yaad aarahi hai.

Anika: Kuch hua hai kya? Tum itne pareshaan kyun ho?

Omkara: Pata nai, bhabhi. Sab kuch itna ajeeb sa lag raha hai. Khaali sa... Kya aap mujhse milne aa sakti hain?

Anika (teary): Tumhe dekhne ka bohot mann kar raha hai, Om. Laikin tum to jaante ho na, main Shivaay ke saamne nahi aa sakti... Par tum bilkul matt ghabraao. Shivaay, Rudra aur Gauri koi bhi raita nahi phailne denge. To yeh jo bhi michmichi abhi horahi hai tumhe uspe dehaan matt do.

Omkara: Anika bhabhi, Gau...

Omkara hears someone outside the door.

Omkara: ... Main aapse baad mein baat karta hoon.

He hangs up. Rudra enters the room with a tray.

Rudra: Dekho, O! Aapka favourite... Main! Aur...

He shows Omkara the plate of food on his tray.

Omkara: Rudra, Shivaay kahan hai?

Rudra (jokingly): Shivaay bhaiyya doctor ki report le rahe hai.

Omkara: Woh theek to hai na? Anika bhabhi ke jaane ke baad?

Rudra: Dikhaate to woh yehi hain ke unhe koi farak nahi padta, laikin Annika bhabhi ke jaane ke baad, woh kya, ghar mein koi bhi theek nahi hai.

Shivaay enters the room.

Shivaay: Mere baghair kya baatein horahi hain yahan?

Omkara: Kuch nahi Shivaay, woh bas...

Rudra (absent-mindedly): ... O bhabhi ke baray mein pooch rahay the.

Rudra immediately realizes his slip of tongue and shuts up. Omkara gives him a disapproving look.

Shivaay (unfazed): Oh, Gauri! Humare hotay hue usko kuch nahi ho sakta. Don’t worry, O.

Omkara: Par Gauri hai kahan?

Rudra: Jis din aap coma mein gaye the, Gauri bhabhi mere paas aayi thi...

Flashback.

Gauri (hysterical): Rudy bhaiyya! Aapko kuch bhi karke Omkaraji ko bachaana hoga! Bua Maa Ratan ko paane ke liye har hadd paar kar sakti hain!

Rudra: Bhabhi yeh aap kya bol rahi ho? Ratan to marr chukka hai!

Gauri: Bua Maaji ko lagta hai ke Ratan Omkaraji ke bache ke roop mein waapis aayega. Aur jab woh aayega to... Omkara jaayega.

Rudra: Aisa ho hi nahi sakta. Bua Maa to O se sabse zyada pyaar karti hain! Apna beta maanti hain unko!

Gauri: Yakeen to humein bhi nahi horaha tha. Par jab humne unse kaha ke hum maa nahi bann sakte, to unhone humein apna poora plan harharai ke bataa diya. Humne Omkaraji ko phone (gets teary-eyed)... (wipes her eyes) khair, abb woh humein iss ghar se nikaalna chahti hain, kyunki hum unke kisi kaam ke nahi hain. Aur agar humara shak sahi hai to aaj Omkaraji ke saath jo bhi hua uska saara ilzaam...

Bua Maa (yelling off screen): Gauri!

Rudra (shocked): ... Aap pe lagega.

Oberoi Mansion Entrance

Gauri and Rudra cautiously enter the room. Bua Maa, Jahnvi, Tej and Dadi are standing there, angry and confused.

Gauri: Kya hua Bua Maaji? Omkaraji theek to hojaenge na?

Bua Maa: Wah! What a girl! Khud Omki ka yeh haal karke, humse inti masoomiyat se pooch rahi hai ke woh theek hoga ke nahi! Jaise ke tumhe kuch pata hi nahi hai!

Gauri: Bua Maaji aap hum pe aisa ilzaam kaise lagaa sakti hain? Jab Omkaraji behosh hue, hum to aapke saath pool area mein the!

Bua Maa: Jhoot pe jhoot! Main pool area mein kya karoongi?

Jahnvi: I can’t believe this, Gauri. Uss waqt Bua Maa apne kamre mein baal blow dry kar rahi thi. Maine khud suna.

Dadi: Humne tumhe iss ghar ki bahu maana, itna bharosa kiya. Aur tumne mere potay ke saath... (tears up)

Gauri: Laikin Dadi hum yeh sab kyun karenge?

Tej: To tum kehna kya chahti ho? Ke yeh Omkara ki Bua Maa ne kiya? Uski dadi ne? Maa ne? Ya phir uske apne baap ya bhai ne? Look around you, Gauri. Iss waqt ghar mein sirf yehi log hain. Aur agar tumhe in mein se kisi pe bhi ilzaam lagaana hai, to soch samajh ke lagaana.

Gauri: Hum ilzaam nahi, sirf sach bolenge. Aur sach yehi hai ke...

Shivaay walks in with the police behind him.

Shivaay: Kya sach hai aur kya jhoot, woh police decide karegi. Abb tumhe jo bhi bolna hai, jail jaake unn se bolna.

Gauri: Suboot kya hai humaare khilaaf?

Tej: Suboot bhi mil hi jaayega. Don’t you worry. Take her away!

The police handcuff Gauri and take her outside the Oberoi Mansion.

"Anuraggg" she screamed at top of her voice making him wake up with a jerk. He woke up and looked bewildered and observed Wall clock as clock hands read 12'o Clock and looking at his surrounding he realized it was mid-night and next to him was his crazy wife who was shouting his name. "Anuraggg" again she screamed drawing his attention towards her. "Prerna Prerna...kya hua, Chilla Kyun rahi ho aisa" "Mai Chilla rahi hoon Kya Anurag?" She asked keeping a puppy face "Hainnn????" was all he uttered looking at her face with a confused look "Awnnnuuu" she softly called his name with all love in a seductive way as she moved herself close to him and snuggled her head on his arms. Hmmm Prerna is all what he could say... " Suno na Anurag" she said as she started playing with his shirt button "Prernaaa" he said with a trembling voice "Anuuu I need it now" she said as she removed the first button of his shirt and started caressing his bare chest. "Prerna...raat ke 12 baj rahe hai...abhi matlab..." "Toh won't you fulfill my wish?" she asked making a cute Pout. "But Prerna..." "You Moron, You won't love me anymore" she shouted "Aisa Nahi hai Prerna" "Aisa hi hai...You don't love me anymore...because I have grown fat and all this is because of youuu..." She screamed as she pointed at her 6 mnths belly. "Meri Maa Chillana matt, please give me 5 mins" "You are just too cute Anurag...I will be waiting for you..." She said as she pecked his lips softly. "Prerna control Karo, I will be back" he said as he moved out of his room... "Awnnnuuu...I need Chocolate Flavor" She said before he left room ******************************** As he didn't reach room yet, she went downstairs in search of her husband and she spotted him having Water from fridge. "Anuraggg" Suddenly he turned in the direction of that angry voice as the cap of bottle dropped from his hand. "I am waiting for you from a long time aur tum yahan paani pee rahe ho?" "Prerna mai ab paani bhi nahi pee sakta kya" he asked her widening his eyes "Tumhe sirf apni padi hai...what abt me...You don't think abt me anymore" she started her usual drama "Arey aisa kuch nahi hai prerna...tu please rona matt..." He said She suddenly barged towards kitchen and settled herself on the kitchen slab. "Prerna kya kar rahi ho... neeche utro" He said " Nahi...I won't " "Prerna...Pagalon ki tarah baatein matt karo...Just get down" "Haan tumhe mai Pagal hi lagti hoon ab" she said in dramatic tone as she started crying but there were no tears flowing from her eyes (Such a drama queen prerna is) "She and her drama...upon that her Hormonal imbalance, all this will end me up in a mental asylum...hey bhagwaan iss paagal aurat se bachao mujhe..." he murmured under his breath "Kuch kaha tumne?" she asked angrily "Nahi nahi Prerna...actually mai woh bas kamre mai aahi raha tha" he said "Nahi kamre main nahi...yahan abhi aise" she said "What? Are you mad" he asked her questioningly "Yes here ...I want it here" did you understand Anurag, common give it to me... "Prerna...neeche utro, if someone look at us like this it won't be good baby...chalo kamre mai chalte hai...sab utjaayenge nahi toh" "Mujhe nahi pata, I want it here matlab here...aise matlab aise...tum mere liye itna bhi nahi karsakte..." She asked him. Upon no response she continued "Hey bhagwaaannn kaisa pati hai ye...11th Std mai propose kiya, 10 saal tak pyaar kiya ,pyaar karke shaadi kiya, aur ye paagal toh ab mujhse pyaar hi nahi karta, humare 10 saal ka pyaar ko side mai rakh kar ye yaha kade hoke paani pee raha hai " "Prerna aisa nahi hai...suno toh" he tried to explain her holding her hands "Chodo mujhe" She pushed his hands away as she continued upar se shaadi ke 3 saal mai mera ye haalat kar diya isne, mai iski wajah se aise moti hogayi hoon aur ye apne khud ke duniya mai udd raha hai, iske bacche mere pet me football khelte hai aur ye mere dimaag se volleyball khelta hai... ye insaan toh mera chotu sa wish bhi poora nahi karsakta, Bhagwanji kaisa pati diya aapne mujhe, thoda sa toh taras khaate apni iss bacchi pe, Socha tha Ram jaise pati paayaa hai maine par ye toh raavan nikla... " she cried in her usual melodramatic way All this while he was just looking at her with a shocked expression as he said "Prerna...baby please listen to me" "Don't baby me...You listen to me I want it basss...samjhe tum" she cut him in-between and turned towards the opposite side He could not deny more and had to agree to her wishes. He knew he cannot win against her, he can't even go against her. He for sure knew she would make him agree to whatever she wants and he would dance on her tunes, of course that is what was happening from last 20 yrs. They have been best friends since 5th standard when Prerna's Family had Shifted to Kolkota and her father was a family friend to Basu's and a Loyal employee. He had proposed her when they were studying in 11th std and when both were well settled in their career they got married. He was a contented man today, as he was a successful businessman with a happy family and he was soon going to be a father of twin kids, but his love... his Prerna was driving him crazy from the time they met, but her craziness reached the point of no return when she became pregnant. He was having a hard time balancing her hormonal imbalance, her cravings, her craziness, her cuteness, her bubbliness was making him insane day by day as he fell in love with her again and again with the each and every passing moment. Managing his Prerna was a difficult task for him than managing his 10000+ employees but all thanks to Nivi di and his dad for helping him handling business in his absence as Anurag's top priority was Prerna. **************************************** He still remembered the day she had revealed abt her Pregnancy... It was his bday and she had prepared few cupcakes for him. As he had his favorite cupcake, the msg underneath read "Now a days all I feel is nauseous and the reason behind this is none other than you" He was a bit confused "Now a days all I feel is to barf and I am not gonna blame you though it is your fault" Prerna kya bolna chahti hai Ho? asked her... "Aage pado na...Anurag" she said "Ok" he said as he continued reading "From now on whatever you bring for me, bring it for other 2 as well..." "Ye other 2 kaun hai Prerna ?" he asked... "Anurag...Just read it know" she said He continued reading ..."Still didn't understand this riddle Awwwnuuu, shonu Monu...? "Don't call me that he gave an angry stare "Just shut up and read she said in an irritating tone He continued reading "However I know you are weak in maths...Try to solve this... Me+You = Four The solution would surely answer this riddle" "hehehehe...very funny...Solution answer hai...hawww mujhe pata nahi tha..." he said as he could not solve the riddle "Anuragrag" "Phir kya? Arey ye kaisa riddle hai? Kuch samaj nahi aaraha" he stated "Buddhu ke buddhu hi rahoge tum" she stated as she moved to their room He again looked at the message and read it one flow, that is when he realized, her nausea, barf all indicated to her pregnancy but me+her is 4 how...Is she carrying twins? He thought as he felt happy and moved towards their room. "Prerna are you serious? I mean twins..." Is all what he uttered She smiled as a blush crept her cheeks and she nodded her head positively. He embraced her in his arms and hugged her tightly uttering sweet nothings which surely flipped her heart. After few moments he said "Finally maine tumhara wish pura kar diya prerna...you wanted twins...pata hai kitna mehenat laga" "Anuraaaggg...Shut up" she softly yelled his name slightly hitting his arms as blood rushed to her face turning her cheeks into beet-red... ******************************************** "Anurag...you stupid fellaw I am waiting for you from that time and what are you doing? Are you thinking abt Komolika" she shouted "Komolika...woh kaun hai Prerna?" "Woh teri nayi PA" "Arey nahi nahi I was thinking abt your pregnancy" "Kya?" She asked confused "Arey chodo...why were you asking abt Komolika and why will I think abt her?" he questioned her "Because I have grown fat and you don't love me anymore isliye dekho mujhse bhaag rahe ho...tab se wait kar rahi hoon tera par tum toh..." "Maaf karde...I am sorry...mera zindagi ka sirf ek hi pyaar hai aur who tum ho...but yahan aise kitchen mai..ye slab pe...acha nahi lagega...neeche utro please" "Nahi matlab nahi...agar tum mujhse pyaar karte ho...toh...yahi matlab yahi" "Par Prerna" "Maine Bola na" "Acha theek hai...but Prerna, Jaldi karna ok? Then we will go to our room fine?" he said "You know me right Anurag...I am sooper fast" she replied. With a scary look in his eyes, he looked around to ensure, no one was around and slowly went near his wife. She held him by shoulders and she made him stand in front of her "Prerna...kar kya rahi ho" "If you stand there, I can't see you Anurag, this angle looks good" she said "Oh god...jo bhi ho...jaldi karo" he muttered "Jaldi Nikaalona Anurag" "Arey 2 minute ruko toh sahi, have patience" "I can't control myself more Anurag, Jaldi karona please" "Atak gaya hai prerna" "Idiot humesha aise hi karte ho" "Haan finally, nikalgaya...ye lo" he said with a brimming smile on his face "Awww...this looks so yummy..." She said looking at what she wanted. Happily and with a wide smile on her face, she just scooped her favorite thing in her mouth and as its taste spread on her tongue, she started moaning..."Hmmm this is so yummy..." "Prerna...Jaldi karo...koi aajayega" "You don't let me enjoy Anurag, have patience baby...hmmm this is heavenly" she was in her own world "Arey sab aajayenge, doctor ne mana kiya tha na" "Mai humesha thodi maangti hoon...ek mahina hogya Anurag" "Isliye toh maana maine...ab jaldi karo prerna" "Haan bas hogya 2 mins..." She said * * * "That was so yummy Anurag....you are the best Pati in the world...I just love you, I know ab for next one whole month I have to wait...but Anurag can I get Karela flavor next time?" "Karela Kyun?" he asked out of shock "Karela bcoz I like it" she said cutely "I don't want my kids to have karela and become a Karela like you" "Anurag that is not fair" she made a puppy face "Everything is fair...ye ice cream dena hi bahut tha tereliye, usme isko Karela Flavour chahiye...meri maa aur teri maa ko pata chala na mujhe maar dalenge" "Anurag you know I love ice cream, even doctor said I can have it at times, I was craving for ice cream from such a long time, ek mahina hogya tha Anurag..." "At times nahi bewakoof...once in blue moon kaha tha...and Isliye I bought that chocolate and vanilla ice cream for you at evening and plastic box mai daalke, fridge mai chupadiya so that mumma won't come to know...and itna kiya maine tere liye, par tum toh chillane lag gayi, when I could not open the lid of box, woh dhakkan toh atak gaya tha aur tum sirf chillati rahi mujhpe" he said faking his anger and turned towards other side "Awww...my baby" "don't baby me...Upar se you didn't even share Ice-Cream with me, tum bachpan se aise hi ho" he complained "Awww...awwwnnuuu my shonuu " she slightly pulled his cheeks "Don't baby me Prerna" "Awww...my Pumpkin" "I am not, you stop it" "Gussa mat hona...Acha suno... Ice cream nahi toh sahi kuch aur doon?" she asked him naughtily His ears became straight listening to her words and as he turned towards her, she just pressed her lips hardly against his lips. The slow passionate kiss which she had initiated had now turned into a vigorous one as both of them were fighting to dominate each other. As they cherished each other's flavors, he said "This is the best way to eat Ice-cream prerna, I love it, and this is the best Ice-cream I ever had"...he addedwith a smirk "Ye kamra nahi hai humara behave Anurag, You can continue having it in our room and no one will stop you there, but kitchen slab pe baitke ye sab theek nahi hai...log kya sochenge...haaawww" she said with a naughty smirk "Anurag Basu logon ke baarein main nahi sochta...aur apna kaam bhi aadha adhura nahi chodta...baaki ke kaam kamre mai finish kare ?" he said winking at her She laughed at her crazy husband and opened her arms. Taking her this act as a yes from his wife, he just embraced her and lifted her in his arms making way towards their room to complete his aadha adhura work... -Ranju-

http://jodifiction.blogspot.com/2020/08/anupre-os-her-crazy-cravings-kasautii.html

Unstoppable Song Lyrics – Dino James

Unstoppable Song Lyrics – Dino James #beatmyaudio posting New song “Unstoppable -Dino James” Lyrics from popular Single Track Singer “Dino James” This song is coming from 0 Label.

… Unstoppable Song Lyrics – Dino James …

  Unstoppable Unstoppable

Life se aa gaya tha woh tang Haar ke baj rahe the shankh Sab kuch ho gaya tha bhasam Sab jaante thhe, he is done Sapne yun huve the dump Ki khud pe aati thi sharam Kaash thoda dum dikhaya hota Maine kam se kam!

Hanste hain pados aur Hanste hain saare dost Manaata hai afsos Kismat ko kose saala roz Galti nahi thi I suppose Dad ka hi tha saara dosh Par asliyat kya thi he knows Ki kamzor tha woh off-course

Aage sab kuch hai kathin Time ne diya tha ye hint Agar asaan hota to win Toh har koi hota Shahrukh Sachin Intezar tha shayad ik din Aayega Alladin ka koi Jin Kahega jaago neend se king Ye raha plane mein aapka dream

Woh jaanta hai wo kar sakta hai Auron se behtar Par gir jaane ke darr se Nahi khol pa raha hai woh par Kyun dhoondhta hai bahar Saale koi bhi answers Jawaab teetar beetar pade Saare tere hi bheetar

Hai zara sa tujhme dum Toh utha kadam Bhale na rahe koi sang Kaun hai be log ye jo ye bolte That it’s just not possible Bas itna jaan le ki ab kaam ke hain Tere aansu aur ye darr Unhi se tu chala hai iss raaste Aur bana Unstoppable!

Zindagi mein pressure kam nahi hoga mere bhai Bada sapno ka size toh Bada price of sacrifice Mat le tu sabki raai Koi nahi chaahta hai bhalaai Karta ja left aur right Just don’t wait for perfect time

Jo jungle mein neeyam hai Waise hai sab aaj bhi Jo ladega woh badhega Jaanwar yaa aadmi Nazrein ho baaz si Aur taaqat ho baagh si Khata hai maans hi Par samay par ghaas bhi

Kaise bhool gaya looser keh kar Usne kiya tha khatam Aur chhat se almost Karne hi tu wala tha na jump Bhott zyada jaldi nahi bhar gaye Chhote tere zakham Ya nahi hai tujhme dum Ya phir bada hai tu besharam

Tujhe idea nahi kya kar sakta hai Chhote tera faith Jab aankh khuli toh morning hai You never ever late

Karta ja tu mistake Par bharta ja saare page Saare aansu ka hisaab hai saale Kuch ni hoga waste Khud ki ho kadar toh Khud hi ho jaye gadar Ab na hoga sabar Wahaan par khudi hai qabar Aaj karna hai Abhi do or die Now or never Mother saamne khadi hai Gadhe look into the mirror

Hai zara sa tujhme dum Toh utha kadam Bhale na rahe koi sang Kaun hai be log ye jo ye bolte That its just not possible Bas itna jaan le ki ab kaam ke hain Tere aansu aur ye darr Unhi se tu chala hai iss raaste Aur bana Unstoppable

Main bichara hoon Mujhe please de do na mehngi bike Main kuch bhi nahi kamata hoon Will you be my wife Ha ha ha

Kisi ko nahi jaan’na ki Kitti sad hai teri life Yahaan sirf aur sirf Result hi bas chalte hain mere bhai Fark nahi hai middle class hai Yaa family gareeb hai IQ tera weak ya dume ka mareez hai

Its okay mauze mein chhed hai Yaa phati hui kameez hai Tu mota hai ya kaala hai Ya dikhne mein ajeeb hai Pareshan hai par maa se kehta hai Maa, Yahaan par sab kuch theek hai

Sab training ka part hai pagle Sab ye saali seekh hai Mat samajhna naseeb hai Sab temporary taqleef hai Koi rok nahi payega chhote Jab tak chhote zinda ye belief hai

Thoda kam akal hoon Par ziddi aajkal hoon Main hi thi samasya Ab main hi saara hal hoon Haarne mein awwal hoon Tabhi toh ab safal hoon Mat karna tum takkalluf Main ab unstoppable hoon

Khad khad sapne khadkaaye Phad phad dil parr phadkaye Dhoondhe kuch kar jaane ke raaste Baaqi baatein sab farzi Sapno ki hai khudgarzi Jeete hain unn lamhon ke waaste

Hai zara sa tujhme dum Toh utha kadam Bhale na rahe koi sang Kaun hai be log ye jo ye bolte That its just not possible Bas itna jaan le ki ab kaam ke hain Tere aansu aur ye darr Unhi se tu chala hai iss raaste Aur bana Unstoppable

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Attractive kaise bane :- kya aap seriously ye jaan na chahte hai ki attractive kaise bane ,attractive kaise dikhe, toh aap bilkul right place per aaye hai. 😊                Attractive kaise bane  Hii friends, welcome again. Mai Rohitraj ek bar phir se aapka welcome krta hu. Kyuki aap bohot ache se jaante hi hai ki time aisa chal raha ki log aajkel ek dusre se bore hi ho jaate hai,, hehehe 😊😛.Chahe friend ho koi ya phir relationship me bhi ek dusre ke saath thoda time toh bita te hai, per phir breakup le lete hai. Breakup ki wajah bhi ajeeb si hoti hai... ki yar bore krta tha wo.. Toh breakup le liya. Kya aapke saath bhi aisa hua hai, kya koi banda aapse kabhi bore hi ho gya tha? Agar haa hai aapka reply toh bhi do not worry. Ek Attraction hoti hai show off wali, dikhawe wali ,aur ek attraction hoti hai Real wali. Show off wali attraction jis bande me hoti hai, usse uske friends bore ho hi jaate hai bohot jaldi. Per Jo Real attractive log hai, unki attraction permanent hoti hai. They don't have any temporary attraction. Aapko mai permanently attractive banne ke kuch ways and tips dunga. Jinhe agar aap thik se follow krte hai toh you will be attractive. Let's see the tips 😊   Attractive kaise bane ( tips and ways ) 1.Kisi ka copy paste na banao khud ko :-Mostly log ek dusre ki copy ker rahe hai. Aaj TV me honey Singh ko dekha toh uske jaisi hair rakh liye. Kal koi aur dekha toh uske jaisa look kerne me lag jaate hai. Hehehe 😊..Sach pata hai kya her insaan me attraction hoti hai per jab wo dusro ki copy kerne lag jaate hai na toh unki khud ki attraction dabi ki dabi rah jaati hai. Be your original version please. Don't be copied of someone else. Got it 😊 2.Looks thik ho :-Maine yha bola hai ki looks thik ho, ye nhi bola ki laakho rupees ka kharcha ker do. Aap kon sa hair style ,kis type ke kapde pahente hai. It's very good .jaruri nhi ki srk Khan jaisa dikha jaaye, waise bhi hum yha attractive personality ki baat ker rahe hai. Attractive looks ki baat nhi. And for a attractive personality, looks jyada maayne nhi rakhta. Expensive clothes, makeup wagera bas temporary attraction hai. For example, Shweta Singh and anjana from Aajtak are more attractive than other beautiful girl. 😊Beautiful girls are just beautiful. Attractive girls and attractive personality ki baat alag thalag si hoti hai. 3.Communication skill achi honi chahiye :-Kuch log externally toh beautiful dikhte hai, per jab unse baat ki jaaye na toh pata lagta hai ki wo toh saala ander se sadda hua hai, hehehe 😊..Tabhi toh aise logo ke friends inse bohot jaldi tung ya bore se ho jaate hai. Baate kerna aana chahiye. To be most attractive you must have a great communication skill. Baate hi insaan ki asli aukaat batati hai ki wo hai kya. Apni looks aur beauty se aap kisi insaan ko khud ke nazdeek toh le aaoge, per usko apne pass permanently nhi rok paoge,,Agar aapki baato me attraction nhi hai. 4.Aapka nature :-Badi si iss duniya me kaafi chhote and saste log bhi rahte hai. Aur ye baat bhi sach hai ki saste log aur saste chiwngum bas suru suru me hi ache lagte hai sirf suru suru me hi. Agar aap cheap nature ke person hai toh plZ work on yourself. Nature hi toh hai ek insaan ka jiski wajah se log khud khinche chale aate hai uske paas .Aapka nature bhi attractive hona chahiye. Got it 😊 5.Khud ko bheed se alag kro :-Aap logo ne kabhi kisi seminar me dekha hoga ki saamne toh public baithi hoti hai  aur koi banda speech de raha hota hai akele khada hoker. Wo aisa kaise bana? Kya kabhi socha hai aapne. Public me her status ke log baithe hote hai, amir bhi garib bhi, per logo ki nazar uss bande per hi hoti hai. Kyuki usne suru se hi khud ko bheed se dur rakha, bheed se alag socha. Aap bhi khud ko alag ker lo bheed se, ek din sabki nazar aap per hi hogi .Got it 😊 Bheed me rahoge toh kho jaoge. I really want to be you permanently Attractive.                   Attractive kaise bane  6.Aapka attitude bhi attractive hona chahiye :-Aap kis tarah ka attitude rakhte hai, ye baat bhi maayne rakhti hai, ek Attractive personality banne ke liye. Kuch logo ke attitude me cheap behave, High Ego jaisa kachra bhara hota hai. Isliye plZ iss kachre ki safaayi ker do. Attitude wo rakhna chahiye, Jo aapko toh acha lage hi aur saath me dusro ko bhi. 7.Khud ko update krte raha kro :-Kuch log janam se hi silent type ke hote hai 😅😛..Silent log bas selfie ke liye thik hai .Hehehe. Mere kahne ka Mtlb ye hai ki aap aisa kyu sochte hai ki koi aapse bolta hi rahe aur aap chup rahker usko sunte hi rahe .Aise me toh wo phir bore ho hi jaayega ek din aapse. Yha mne silent logo ka example deker aapko samjhaane ki koshis ki hai, ki agar same hi (way to deal with people) rakhoge, toh wo aapse dur hi rahenge. Update krte raha kro khud ko. 8.Khud ko loveable banao :-Ek insaan lovable tab kahlaata hai jab dusre log uske saath rahker, happy n comfortable feel kre. Khud ko aisa bana lo ki log aapko pasand kre. Help krna, unki dil ki baat sunna, suggest krna unhe,, ye sab cheeze jis bande me hoti hai, usko log kaafi pasand krte hai. Hey my loving friends, Ab aap Sayad kaafi ache se samajh gye honge ki Attractive kaise bane. Agar aap Inn sabhi baato ko, ways ko apni real life me apnaate hai toh you will be a attractive personality. Please iss article ko share jarur kare. 😊God bless you ,stay motivated stay inspired all time. This article was about Attractive kaise bane, attractive kaise dikhe, how to be attractive in hindi                Attractive kaise bane 

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What is meaning of the love

If you truly love someone, then your happiness should lie in their happiness. No matter what makes them happy, you should do everything possible just to see their smile. Your partner's dream should be your dream; your aim should be to help them achieve their goal. It doesn't matter they love you back or not. You must give them unconditional love. Even if you going away from their life is what they want, then say nothing and go away. You see how beautiful love is? This maturity is called the pure\ LOVE.

A Breakup is a big mistery and its effects falls on both sides. When a boy and girl love each other unconsciously there are fights between them And these fights sometimes grow like thisThat both do not talk to each other And when these distances come for a long time So the cause of breakup Sometimes due to breakup, it shocks you from inside. And sometimes it breaks us badly from inside. Many times there is a rift between lovers, Or they feel that their love has diminished Sometimes it happen, your girlfriend is loosing interest in you and roaming with other boy. Keeping this in mind is important That love never fails to be weak and  is important that you solve it shortly after the fight And let him not grow any further. If we accept our mistake So this does not mean that we will get smaller it means That we do not want to lose that relationship And we appreciate her. Do not give your chance to grow small fights Finish them as soon as possible. But still it happens so often That angry person forgets everything And the little fight turns into a breakup Whenever we break up And we get confused what to do What else. So by all of this we go on making mistakes on the mistakes Because of which we lose our love.

Breakup solution by vashikaran

 Do you want to know that how to solve love problem after break up then this blog is more informative and beneficial for you? Here we will tell you that how can get back girlfriend/boyfriend  after break up. Through the assistance of Vashikaran mantra you’ll have the capacity to fix a break up with your girlfriend. How to win your girlfriend/boyfriend back after break up  A vashikaran specialist is a  God Gifted with astrological knowledge and has much experience of his relatives He is a very educated, direct and well versed astrologer who commits to serve humanity through honest means to control ex lover back with the love charm easy and powerful ex love you can also perform. Here we describe vashikaran Mantra at home to attract ex-girlfriend/boyfriend  back by vashikarna in 3 days.

Most important tips to attract your lover

Agar apka Phele bhi koi Boyfriend hai to please App Unke sath Dhokha Na kare . Kyu ki Pyar ka bhagwan agar Naraj  Hue to apko Pyar Ke liye Tadpna pad sakta hai. Es Duniya me Pyar Lucky Person ko Milta hai.

App phele ye Confirm karle ki Wo kisi aur relationship me to Nhi hai , Kisi aur se pyar to nhi karte , Agar Karte hai. To please App Unke bare me Sochna Chhod Dijiye ! Agar kisi aur se nhi karte hai. To phele app unhe As a friend Treat kare !

Confidence ka hona bahut jaruri hai. Agar app confident Hongi to Samne Wale par Alag hi Impression Hoga.

Jab kabhi bhi App Boy ke Pass ho ya unke Samne se hokar nikle to Unhe dekh kar Ek Pyari Si SMILE  Pass Karen !

Agar app Jab kabhi bhi Unke Samne Ho to Positive Attitude bhi rakhe , Thoda sa style , Thodi si ji Najakat  Honi jaruri hai In cheejo se Ladka Kaafi Impress Hote hai

Agar app Classmates hai to app Unki Education me help karke unke Karib aa Sakte hai. jisse Wo apke pyar Me pad Sakte hai ,

Ek dusre ko Janne ki kosish Kare App unki feeling Samjhe aur Wo Apki Feeling Samjhenge ! Jisse Rishte aur majbut Banenge

Ajj Ka Communication kaafi Aage hai, Internet ke  Yug Me Agar Apne Technology ka Sahara Liye to  app Kaafi Improve Mehsus Karenge . App Unhe Facebook ya whatsapp Pr add kar Sakte hai Jisse Unke Post aur status se apko Kaafi unke Bare me Samjh Milegi. !

App Ek dusre me Mehsus kare ki app logo me kya common hai. Ho skta hai ki apki koi hobby Ya Education Dono Person me Same ho . Jis Par app Kuch Pyar bhari baate Karke Najdikiya Bada Sakte Hai !

Agar App acche Friends ho to app Unhe Flirt kare . Flirt matlab kisi Naughty Baat par Unhe Touch Kare Gaalo par Punch bhi kar Sakte Hai Jisse Definately Samne wala Person Kahi Na Kahi Apke Liye Soch Me Jarur Pade.

It also offers vashikaran mantra to get lost love back and when faced with such a situation, one can take the help of love mantras to restore their love and recover.

TT didi, aapse sasti skincare tips maang sakte hain please? Sorry aapka blog stalk kiya thoda sa (bahut sa) Thanks :')

Henlo!

Definitely maang sakte hain ji! I don't know your exact skintype so imma give you some general tips ok?

My primary advice is ki don't get influenced by these million step routines that people are doing on insta and youtube. These are not sustainable, and mostly unnecessary. A simple and consistent routine is best. Wash your face in the morning, put on some moisturizer and SPF, the makeup you want, and then wash it off the moment you get back home and moisturize again. Raat ko kuch meds/serum/oil waghera lagaana ho toh that, right before bed. Do a mask and exfoliate once a week. Basssss. Less is more.

Drugstore products are justttttt fine. Dunno if you’re in India or anywhere else, but Neutrogena has good stuff wherever I’ve been; I especially like their Hydroboost range. Other desi brands I like are Lotus Herbals, Khaadi, Himalaya, Plum Goodness. I have my eye on Dr. Sheth’s, Dot & Key, Juicy Chemistry, and Neemli as well. Your local chemist will also have a ton of products that aren’t fancy or branded or anything, but have the active ingredients you need (like Salicylic Acid, Glycolic Acid, Hyaluronic Acid, anti-acne meds like Retin-A, Adapalene, Benzoyl Peroxide, etc.) They have some good saste SPFs as well!!

Don't go crazy with exfoliation. I speak from experience; I went and bought one of those face washing brushes and gave my perfectly fine skin a case of adult acne that took 2+ years to properly clear up (coz I wrecked my skin's natural barrier.) Those brushes are mostly for people who wear a heavy amount of makeup and need to get it off thoroughly. If you have a simple bb cream + kajal type of makeup routine like I do, just washing your face with normal facewash, and exfoliating your face once/twice a week is more than enough.

 I'm a big fan of natural remedies. My go-to face mask is bentonite clay (Aztec Secret - half a kilo for 500 - 700 rs lasts like a wholeass year) and neem powder with ACV and a few drops of tea tree oil. I mix up rose water and glycerine in a spray bottle and spritz my face with it every now and then to keep it hydrated. If I ever do need to remove heavier-than-average makeup that I've worn for an event, then I mostly use coconut/olive oil coz I find it works better for me than store-bought makeup remover. Wipe all the makeup off, and then wash with normal face wash, and done. Rosehip oil at night makes your skin nice and glowy. Try Jojoba as well. (But for the love of god, do your research well before applying anything. Just coz something is natural doesn’t mean it’s harmless. Do not use harsh stuff like lemon/baking soda or scrub hard with sugar on your facial skin, coz it’s gonna wreck it!!!!!!!! Patch test everything!!!!)

Drink a tonnnnnnnn of water. I’m the worst person to give this advice coz I’m hella dehydrated all the fucking time, but do as TT didi says, not as her dumb ass does.

Don’t touch your face. Just don’t. I’ve been following this for fucking yearssssssssss now, even pre-COVID. The less you have things in contact with it, the better. (It makes my mom super mad lol, coz I don’t let her touch/kiss my face anymore.) Tie up your hair off your face, change your pillowcases, and disinfect your phone regularly (or better yet use headphones, instead of pressing it up against your face.)

Don’t get toooooo fucking hung up on skincare. I’m guilty of this as well, to the point where I used to OBSESS about each pimple and mark I got on my face and bemoaned it as if it was the end of the world. Now I just dab some meds/tea tree oil on it and leave it the fuck alone. Skincare is yet another thing that’s been weaponized by social media where you feel like a failure if you don’t have perfect, flawless skin. But that’s not realistic AT ALL. Follow influencers who show their skin with acne and pigmentation and fine lines and all, to normalize what NORMAL HUMAN BEING SKIN LOOKS LIKE.

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