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rouxipanda · 8 months

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When your character design homework is to reboot an already existing character-

This is quite old but it somehow got lots of attention on twitter- zlfkzld's'd

#drawing #my art #my drawing #digital drawing #steam locomotive #train #thomas the tank engine #thomas and friends #ttte thomas #character redesign #please don't hurt me

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nondescriptrock · 3 months

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Omg queers

I'm the queerest out of all of us

VEGA IS GETTING A MAKEOVER

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chase-prairie · 1 year

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It's ramp season

Settlers, don't assume you know what you're doing. This is not an invitation for you to go harvest. The most ethical harvest is giving land back to the people who understand these complicated relationships best. Support your local Indigenous harvesters.

Never buy or sell ramps, form a relationship with where they grow, care for the spaces they live in year round. They aren't just another item on the grocery shelf.

#This isn't a metaphor #please don't hurt me #I want to live.#The alternate title was:#I'm tired of being overharvested. It's all people do in academia.

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talesfrommedinastation · 8 months

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My redneck neighbor Doug on Tech's Looks

(Me: "Doug, so you know, a lot of people are unhappy that the Bad Batch was made to be lighter then the regs. It's a hot topic."

Doug: "Well, here's my theory on the matter. I hope the kids on the Internet (his words for Tumblr) don't get too spicy over this. It's all in good fun. I hope it makes 'em smile and think a bit.")

After having a firm, peer-reviewed discussion (and by that, I mean endless texts with Doug) it has been concluded that Tech has lighter skin and hair, and a slimmer build, due to the Kaminoans leaning harder into the hillbilly part of Jango Fett’s genes, whereas the regs got the nicer, prettier, more amenable genes.

In short, Tech looks the way he does…because he is a blue-collar white guy from the American South.

A Florida redneck, specifically.

And let me (by way of Doug) tell you: rednecks do not have beautiful tans, flawless fades, snatched waists, muscular thighs, diamond-sharp cheekbones, the ability to follow directions, or perfect matching armor, all of which a reg has.

(Sorry, Howser, go back to guarding Ryloth or posing for GQ or whatever it is you do.)

Back to Tech. Look at that man and tell me the shit he gets up to would not be constantly at the top of r/floridaman

A lot of people might clutch their pearls, and be shocked at this revelation.

“He has a fancy accent! He’s persnickety about certain things! He’s my fancy pretty boi and I’m going to dress him up in a gold thong in my fan art!”

You do you, kid. But let Doug and his neighbor here, Dr. Meat Muffin, defend this deranged argument, here. Using anthropological research applying autoethnographic methodologies that they conducted independently at one point.

(By that, we mean that Doug is from the bayous of Louisiana and has lived in the Florida Panhandle before moving Up North. Dr. MM attended graduate school in a redneck hot zone, lived in said redneck hot zone for a while, and married a Texan as well. Hook 'em gig 'em and wreck 'em)

After all, if you want an army to win over the galaxy and work with the Jedi, you want well-mannered, shiny, handsome men with melanin and agreeable personalities.

You do not want a pale-assed weirdo in jeans and a receding hairline who can’t get off his phone to work closely with orphaned space wizards.

Tech’s an anarchic Floridian piece of tornado bait and that’s why he look the way he do, says Doug.

Here's why Doug says Tech is a Redneck:

Mandalorians are Space Rednecks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Trx7fDdlIo0. I do not own the rights to the video, but my God, it is perfection. A masterpiece. Mandalorians are rednecks in space, who end up colonizing Space Florida, no questions asked. Our theory is Tech is merely the concentrated, Waffle House-fistfighting, chew-dipping, Mountain Dew chugging, part of that. The Kaminoans just leaned into the trailer park part of Jango Fett hard when designing Tech, because no one can fix cars while shooting a gun and yelling at his crazy brothers like a redneck (more on that below).

Hell, all of the Bad Batch are different brands of Florida Man:

Grizzled long haired tan guy with skull tattoo, obsessed with tracking, knife fighting, and hiding from normal society? Hunter.

Bald tanned dude with weird scars who loves blowing shit up and screaming for no reason? Wrecker

Pale, freaked out man who was kept in a cult’s closet for years? Echo

Creepy, old, Second Amendment loving white guy with a gun themed tattoo who can’t seem to die? Crosshair

Maladjusted orphan left behind at a bar by her inexperienced caretakers and almost drowns in the ocean? Omega

His love of vehicles: We never see Tech whip out a manual to fix anything. The man says it’s because he has an exceptional mind, but that’s edging dangerously close to “Ah don’t need no schoolin’, hoss, I can fix any Ford!”. Doug thinks it’s just because Tech loves playing with car parts, which is some grade A, hillbilly tomfoolery. And what is more redneck than some white guy ripping apart a vehicle in the dirt while the rest of his family bitches at each other in the heat? It happened right here in Season 2 (this exact scenario has played out many-a-time in Pensacola, trust me). All they need is some Lynyrd Skynyrd blasting in the background to make the picture complete.

His clothing color scheme: “Oh, no!” you wail. “He just changed his colors to reflect Mandalorian heritage!”

WRONG.

Tech’s redneckery is blatant here, because his colors switch from

Hot Topic goth to…UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA.

“We’re loyal to each other,” says Hunter. And by that, he means the Gators, beloved of many an NCAA following redneck in the Sunshine State and beyond. Orange and Blue, indeed.

Notice how we first see him in these colors, is while he’s parked his stolen work vehicle on a beach while his brothers are busy being chased by huge-ass crabs as their sister is quietly fishing?!

This is PEAK FLORIDA MAN.

Tech was probably trying to get ESPN+ to work on the Marauder, because the Devil works hard, but the SEC works harder during football season. I wonder if he has a tattoo of Tim Tebow on his buttcheek.

His home is his car: Tech, as well as his unemployed brothers and underaged sister who the cops are looking for (how trashy is THAT sentence), live in the Havoc Marauder now that their home was destroyed in a fire fight with the government.

("Jesus Christ, this argument just writes itself now, don’t it," -Doug)

This attack shuttle, for all intents and purposes, is a stolen work truck that they live in. It’s filled with posters of guns, as well as other weapons and explosives, and has all the comfort of a Jacksonville gas station at 2 AM. All you need is some cigarette burns on the fender and some empty take out bags from Bojangles and it might as well be parked down by the river in Suwannee County. Just Florida redneckery. Speaking of which….

He loves guns and explosions: Won’t go into detail, but the man knows how to use multiple pistols, rifles, and different tactile maneuvers with glee. Tech’s only notable complaint regarding explosions is making sure Wrecker’s new fancy boom-booms aren’t parked next to his bunk. And the look of calm joy when his sister tells his brother ‘Do some damage, Wrecker!’ as Tech pulls a Bo Duke and flings his vehicle across a locked up work site, while his deranged brother giggles and fires some guns at a government-owned power plant from the back seat. PURE. UNADULTERATED. REDNECK.

He’s a racer: It is a fact (with peer reviewed research) that rednecks really, really love them some racing. NASCAR, motocross, BMX, you name it. And if you’ve seen ‘Faster’, well, that’s all you need to know about the man.

He has no fear of large animals: We’ve never seen him hunt, but Tech knows how to distract massive amounts of nasty animals using light, and the first response to seeing a terrifying monster isn't running away screaming, but whispering ‘FASCINATING’., before, ya know, firing a gun at it. It’s one step away from ‘IT’S COMING RIGHT FOR US’. You KNOW that man would be sponsoring gator wrasslin' contests if he could.

His actions towards His family: This is where Tech truly differentiates himself from the typical ‘geek’ character and leans hard into King of the Hill territory. Whereas a normal nerd character might nag and panic when his sister falls down a hole while drilling for explosives in a cave (dear God Doug, how much more redneck examples can you keep pointing out, I’m exhausted), Tech merely YEETS HIMSELF down into the abyss. Or when his brother picks a fight in the mess hall? Does Tech run away, or just start punching people like it's past closing time in the Applebee's parking lot in Daytona and the Dolphins lost? And let's not discuss the season finale :(. Rednecks are some loyal folks, family first, and that’s our man’s right there.

There you have it, says Doug. Tech isn’t lighter because he’s better than the regs. The opposite.

You can not be a deranged, adrenaline filled, sassy, goggled weirdo flying throughout space and blowing shit up and not be pale AF with twiggy legs and a receding hairline that’s edging towards Hunter S. Thompson level, born out of America's Sunshine state while a hurricane chases you out.

::turns up ZZ Top::

#tbb #the bad batch #tech the bad batch #my neighbor doug #star wars theories #cajun doug #doug does star wars #thebadbatch #clone force 99 #redneck doug #rednecks in space #mandalorians #white washing #florida man #tech is florida man #guys i don't believe any of this #please don't hurt me #doug why #doug if the internet comes for me i know where you live

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dustylogicalityrat · 4 months

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please, please don't dislike me for this.

ahem.

Basic Bitch Bundles:

-"Prinxiety + Logicality + Dukeceit"

Yes-

i'm not done.

-"Moceit + Intrulogical + Prinxiety"

Watch your fucking mouth. People will hunt you down for that.

this is solely for gits and shiggles. none of our preferences are better than others'.

Okay, well, what's your line-up?

...logicality + roceit + dukexiety-

...you basic fucking bitch-

(shout-out to the "analogical + moceit" and poly-ship fans. i salute you.)

#sanders sides #i'm sorry #logicality #dukeceit #prinxiety #moceit #intrulogical #analogical #this is meant to be so silly #i promise #i love all of them #please don't hurt me #dukexiety #roceit #crayon's rants 🗣🖍

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lemongrablothbrok · 4 months

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Well, it's a very special birthday today for all us Led Zeppelin fans. That's right, today happens to be the birthday of...

...

...the 1970 Royal Albert Hall concert of legend. Happy 54th, RAH.

Also I think some guy was born today?

*runs away from all the Jimmy Page fanpeeps* Don't hate me I still love you guuuuuuuuuuuyyyyyyyyyssss!

#led zeppelin #royal albert hall 1970 #that page guy #please don't hurt me #i might even watch “it might get loud” tonight if i have the time and if i can find where i put my DVD #in honor of that page guy

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blep-sphemy · 4 days

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Honestly I think it be more neat to let people depict Mr. Qi as they want, Like how the community have different pronunciation of his name

Also I'm glad that there's some new found love coming through for the mysterious blue man after all this years ahahahahahahah

#mr. qi #stardew valley mr qi #stardew valley #I just think he's neat like that #Please don't hurt me

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acacia-may · 25 days

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Let’s pour some salt together, Acacia~!/lh 💖

If it’s not too much trouble, can I ask #7 generally, #10 for Fairy Tail and Black Clover, and finally #25 for Demon Slayer?

It’s several questions and a bit all over the pl s so I hope you don’t mind… 😅

Cheers, Erika! 🥂 Thanks for the chance to get a little bit salty about so many different things! ^^

Necessary disclaimer above the cut: These are just my own personal opinions based on my personal tastes, perceptions, and feelings regarding the series, stories, and characters and their relationships. I genuinely have the utmost respect and absolutely no ill will towards anyone who has a different opinion than me. In fact, I have always said that one of the greatest things about fandom is that we can all experience and perceive these amazing stories and characters in very different ways but still love them. Even some of my dearest fandom friends enjoy different pairings than me or see our shared favorite characters in wildly different ways than I do. I personally find it very rewarding to have respectful conversations about our differences of opinion, and I hope that my opinions will also be respected. Also, I don't vibe with just mindless bashing things, so even though this is about to get very salty and a little snarky, I'll try to keep it respectful and all in good fun. I am not tagging anything and am hiding my thoughts under the cut so you all don't have to be subjected to my hot takes and "Salty Acacia," if you don't want.

MAJOR Spoilers for Demon Slayer below the cut. You've been warned.

7. Is there anything you used to like but can’t stand now?

ATTACK ON TITAN/SNK. My sister says I need a swear jar because I can just rant for hours about how I was just so personally, viscerally disappointed with how that series ended (made all the worse because I had several years of investment in it). As a disclaimer, I still like my favorite characters and the side story "No Regrets" will always be **Chef's Kiss** but yeah...you could not pay me to watch or read it ever again.

But again, disclaimer, that's just me. It's my cousin's favorite anime of all time, and he loved the ending. Everyone's different.

As for anything else from fandoms I actually talk about...I'm not sure there is anything. Like everyone with an online presence, I have definitely been disturbed, appalled, and otherwise very upset by things I've seen on the internet, but that's what the block button is for (and I know it's all peace, love, & good vibes around here, but I block aggressively, actively, and unapologetically when the situation warrants it). As a general rule though, I try not to let what other people think get to me and ruin the things I love, and in that way, I don't think I have ever had a situation where something was just completely 100% ruined for me by a terrible fic, toxic fandom, or anon hatred ect. ect. I have certainly distanced myself from certain pairings and certain fandoms because of that, but I wouldn't say any of them have ever reached the level of "I can't stand it now." If anything, I sometimes feel a little contrary and dig my heels in on that thing in a petty revenge, "Well in that case, I'll just like this more" kind of way, if that makes sense?

All of that said, I have no patience for nasty, toxic fandom environments, and I stay away from those even if it's a media I really like i.e. you mentioned MHA in one of your salty asks...I wrote my one platonic friendship fic and got the hell outta there (nothing bad happened to me but it just wasn't worth it to take any chances). But that doesn't mean I don't enjoy it in real life and sometimes talk about it with my sisters and irl friends. I just don't want to discuss it online. It's not worth the headache & drama.

I definitely get fandom fatigue sometimes where the aggressiveness and toxicity of the fans of a certain pairing or character I already don't like just intensifies my dislike for that thing. But that's really only ever happened with things I already don't like or don't have an opinion on at all, which I don't think that really fits the prompt here.

10. Most disliked arc? Why?

Fairy Tail: The anime-only Celestial Spirit Arc by a landslide. It was so boring and had so many pacing issues. I literally fell asleep during it and didn't even both going back. I'm also super bitter towards that arc because my sister got so bored during it that she quit the anime (right before getting the best arc Tartaros). I keep begging her to pick it up again and just skip the stupid Celestial Spirit Arc but she swears she is a completionist and would never be able to do it. So yeah. Can't stand that one! The only positive thing I could remotely say about it was that Levy on the game show was kind of entertaining, but overall the whole arc was kind of just like a boring bizarre dream I'd like to forget about.

For arcs that appeared in both the anime and manga, I really didn't like that flute arc (which a google search has informed me is actually called the "Eisenwald Arc"). I'm glad we got Gray and Erza introduced as characters, but the arc had a lot of pacing issues and just went on for way too way, imo. They could've wrapped things up a lot faster, also I just didn't get the whole "evil flute" thing--it was really random and kind of bizarre (also not the most well thought out plan in the world). I will say this arc gets more points than the Celestial Spirit Arc because my sister and I had so much fun making Kokushibo flute jokes.

Black Clover: Gotta go with the anime only arc here too because again, it was boring and didn't have a lot of bearing on the series as a whole. It also felt like a major let down after the high stakes of the Elf Arc. Honestly just not a fan of that one.

If I had to pick a manga arc...uh...I honestly don't know. Maybe the Sosshi village arc? But only because I thought it was better in the anime where they really took the time to flesh out Magna's backstory. It felt more rushed in the manga, but I don't dislike it as much as that anime only one.

If I can pick a character arc, freaking FINRAL'S!! Like what happened here?! It was so, so good...until it wasn't. I JUST CAN'T WITH THE AMOUNT OF REGRESSION. It makes me want to beat my head against the wall even more than he is! But I think this was about story arcs, not characters arc so I'll refrain from ranting here.

25. Would you change the ending of Demon Slayer?

This is kind of a complicated one. My sister and I were just talking about this because she feels there was too much character death, but I feel it was a justified and appropriate amount for the high stakes of the series (even if it was devastating). So for the sake of this discussion, let's assume that the author had a "character death quota" (or a set number of characters who were going to be killed off by the end of the series). If that was the case, I would have axed Uzui at the end of the Entertainment District Arc and saved Genya in the final arc.

If there was a believable/reasonable way that Muichiro could have gone into god-mode and defeated Kokushibo without dying, I would have saved him too, having Uzui take his "death slot." Then I would have saved Genya by having Sanemi die to protect him (which would have been a much more satisfying ending to his arc, in my opinion).

As sad as the other deaths were (*weeps about ObaMitsu*) Muichiro and Genya were children. While it's realistic for them to die, it's especially tragic, and if I got to rewrite the ending, I would prioritize saving them.

Though to be perfectly fair, I would have been much happier with the ending if Uzui had died in the Entertainment District Arc and any of our heroes who died in the final battle survived instead. I'll forever be salty that Uzui of all people somehow managed to survive to the end when so many others did not, especially since his arc had already wrapped up and him dying in the Entertainment District would have been a satisfying conclusion to his story whereas so many other characters who did get axed had storylines that felt unfinished (Genya especially).

Also, Himejima should have played the flute at Kokushibo causing him to lose his cool in the infinity castle so much faster. I'm really upset this didn't happen. (Kidding but I would’ve loved to see him just go completely unhinged over the flute. I make way too many Kokushibo flute jokes…)

#salty acacia #salty asks #there will be no more tags #please don't hurt me

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ladyzamos · 8 months

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The first thing I've drawn in like... months. I'm so sorry. I have no explanation for this except that sometimes you're just hanging out and you meet a guy and he seems cool, but, like, he's really not but you don't know that yet? I don't know if I'm ever going to actually finish this. I just don't have the mental capacity to get my ass kicked by shading. This was drawn reference free except for a screenshot I took from Sims 4, so I apologize if Magnus looks weird.

#metalocalypse #mtl #mtl oc #original character #magnus hammersmith #dethklok #magnus #zamos #hiatus #art block #i had to redraw the lines over and over #like 6 or 7 times #seriously #please don't hurt me #I'm sorry #oc

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supanuts · 3 months

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this is the first week i've managed to not spoil myself LET'S GO

#pit babe #pit babe the series #sasa watches #sasa watches pit babe #pbep11 #i need something good to watch after... that #please don't hurt me

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zephahhhh · 1 year

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The moment Severus tried to trust his s/o but still so afraid of being hurt, laying his heart and soul bare in front of them and begging them not to hurt him when he finally got enough courage to be vulnerable

#please don't hurt me #please love me #ugh 😩😩😩😩😩#👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻#severus snape #pro snape #my bs

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andillwriteyouatragedy · 1 year

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when i think about how much s2 of ofmd might stress me out my vision blurs out for a second

#too many variables #please don't hurt me #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd s2 #ofmd season 2 #personal ramblings

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comatosebunny09 · 2 years

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Double Trouble

Warnings: Language, Modern AU, Implied Smut, Implied Threesome, Female Reader, Fondling, Pet Names, Mentions of a Gag, Blue Balls, Super Short and will probably piss you off, MDNI

Tag! You’re it: @nanaoise08squad, @cherryblossomsenpai, @shadowofroses

And to think, you slaved over dinner.

It beckons you with its steam and savory scent, the fish stew you worked tirelessly to prepare. The hotpot is settled proudly in the center of the dining table. Gazes at you condescendingly when your stomach growls. You suppose dinner will have to wait, what with the slippery tongue tangling with yours and the molten hands fondling your breasts. And all this debauchery is taking place on your kitchen floor.

There was no mistaking the lustful gleam of Tengen’s garnet eyes when he’d scared you half to death from the entrance of your kitchen. Ogled you like a piece of prime rib after whistling how great your ass looked in your skinnies. It hadn’t registered when Kyojuro snuck up behind you whilst you irritably waggled your spoon at his friend. And the blond bunched your sweater up at your ribs, completely disregarding your flustered state. On cue, Tengen swept in like a hawk, helping Kyojuro tear your top from your shoulders.

“Guys, what the fuck!” you cried, arms flying up to cover your bra-clad chest as you tore away from them. Heat bloomed into your cheeks. They’d both shared a look. A knowing exchange, a silent conversation, an agreement. And the pair descended on you with their devilish hands and treacherous mouths, totally snubbing your cries for a ceasefire.

“Don’t you wanna eat first?” floated your breathy response betwixt a slew of kisses. You’d felt Tengen’s lips trail down to your jugular. Felt Kyojuro rut his hardened cock against your ass as he wrote the sweetest praises into the pulse point behind your ear, effectively disengaging all logic and eliciting a gasp from you.

“But of course,” the devious blond laughed. Peeked over at his bestie from your shoulder, a smirk donning his lips.

“Were you not on the menu?” Tengen taunted, fingers ascending northward to encase your bountiful breasts.

How woefully you moaned, baring your throat to allow them more access to your wanton flesh. There was honestly no stopping them when they got like this. Often after dry spells, deprived of your sun-kissed skin and the treasure between your thighs. You had no qualms with satiating your friends’ desires, but you at least wanted them to eat something before they devoured you. But then…

Fingers, hands, mouths, hips, breaths. All worked together to crowd your senses as both men greedily divested you of your offending clothes. Somehow lured you to the floor in their haste, not once letting you up for air. Had you utterly bared to the arctic hum of the air conditioning while they both still wore their trousers. No fair.

“B-but, my oden,” you lament with pouting lips. Hiss whilst the glacial tile bites into your spine, Tengen's snowy tresses snuggled between your legs. Kyojuro chuckles from his position knelt above your head, his delicious girth pleading for freedom behind the confines of his pants.

“We’ll make it up to you, babe,” Tengen puffs, molten breath ghosting over your quivering, steadily dampening pussy. Your thighs twitch instinctively, your nerves alight with the exhilaration of what is to come. There is the rustling of fabric, followed by reds and oranges flooding your vision.

“We promise to make it worthwhile,” Kyojuro rasps with drooping lids, a fond cant to his lips whilst he brings your panties to your lips for an impromptu gag. “Now, be a good girl and open wide.”

#rengoku x reader #tengen x reader #kyojuro x reader #uzui x reader #kyojuro x reader x tengen #tw: language #tw: smut #my works #demon slayer fanfic #kny fanfic #kny reader insert #short af #please don't hurt me

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seelix-blog · 10 months

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I just learned. Today. On this, the first day of July in the year of our Lord Gritty two thousand and twenty three. That The Menu and The Bear are two entirely different pieces of media.

I've just been going about my business, seeing gifs of the hot dirtbag and thinking "Ah, yes. This is tumblr's new cannibal sexyman. Good for him"

#no i haven't watched hannibal #please don't hurt me

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caretaker-of-the-toys-au · 28 days

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:0 !!!

Thank you!!! I love star trek!!

#asks #it's a joke #please don't hurt me #I don't actually know anything about star trek #or doctor who

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noahkirschtein · 2 months

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little pet peeve i've been contemplating whether or not i should put out into the world in fear of the fandom's wrath but here goes nothing

i HATE how i'm unable to go anywhere in any fandom of a media that has literally any of the popular marauder fancasts without the comments/replies/whatevers being filled with marauder stans drowning out the actual fandom i'm trying to interact with

don't get me wrong, i dont have beef with the fandom itself or the fancasts, i'm in the fandom

and ik it seems like not a big deal, like just ignore those comments or whatever, but it's everywhere on an almost daily basis and i'm fucking tired bro T-T

like no, this is not a remus edit, THAT'S PETER PARKER

no, my friend, that is not sirius, that's caspian

ik it's just the loud minority, but man are they LOUD

#im sorry marauders fandom #please don't hurt me #or my family #i'm one of you i swear #but please could you stick to your own edits ???#marauders #fancast #prince caspian #narnia #remus lupin #sirius black #andrew garfield #ben barnes

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