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fancyphoenix · 2 years

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*Druig and Phastos drunk*

Druig: Do you notice that whatever Ikaris does pisses off everyone?

Phastos: Totally!

*Ikaris doing his own thing eating chicken*

Druig: Look at that bitch eating chicken like nothing.

Phastos: Why you eating chicken bitch?

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fancyphoenix · 2 years

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Phastos *signing*: Uhmm what did you with our ship?

Makkari*signing*: Uhm, I'll let Druig answer that.

Druig *signing*: So you know we had a lot of time and well she rebordered the cylinder, modified the intake valves on the injection system, added a blower and installed a 5 pound nitrous thank.

Makkari*signing*: And he put some cool stickers!

Kingo: You know normal couples have sex.

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fancyphoenix · 2 years

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*In the early 2000's*

Phastos *filiming Ajax*: Mother are you homophobic?

Ajax: Number one you're gay.

Phastos*cracking up*

Ajax*pointing at Sprite*: Number two I have a non binary kid.

Phastos*cracking up more*

Ajax: Number three I watch Rupal's drag race, how can I be homophobic Phastos?!

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fancyphoenix · 2 years

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*Phastos having a mental breakdown*

Phastos: What if I'm not even gay?

Phastos: What if I'm just faking my gayness.

Phastos: What if I'm not even interested in Men.

Phastos: What I-

Ben:*Breathes*

Phastos: Never mind.

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