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starsforhours · 5 months

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more Saturday tiktok ideas bc these men ARE icons of the internet

a fan makes a tiktok to the 'the night we met' song and it goes from them laughing in interviews and on stage to them in the camp videos and talent show

my love mine all mine (or any love song) = Zuben edits. There are so many Zuben edits. you can't escape

EOE becomes THE Zuben song. It's played everytime the two of them are introduced, there are so many edits to it, and every year on the anniversary of The Coming Out, Saturdays try to get it to chart

birthday tiktoks. Every member's birthday has saturtok SWARMED with videos wishing them happy birthday (ik this is about tiktok but there are swarms of wishes on EVERY social)

they are meme lords, they have so many sounds from their tiktoks that go viral bc they're so funny

Angel posts the most, Ruben second, Jon either manically posts 20 tiktoks in one day or nothing for 4 months, and Zach has an account but he doesn't post unless he a, lonely, or b, has to. Zach just posts on Ruben's account; Saturdays joke it's less Ruben's account more Zuben's and they're not wrong

like half their discography has a trend to it on tiktok. People do tiktoks on trends that Saturday has and it takes like four parts just to get through them all

you can rely on Angel posting lots of behind the scenes stuff on tiktok (and his youtube channel), whether it's on the tour bus, behind the scenes stadium things, sound checks, or vlogs. He does content like day in my life-s where he's like 'day in my life but im famous and you're not mwah' and the internet loves him

Ruben either posts couples content or chaos with Angel, no in between. They once pranked Jon and Zach and they had a prank war that lasted a solid week.

Mama and Papa Phan, Mother Braxton, and Ma Knight are all popular on tiktok too. They don't have accounts, they post things to facebook, but still people on tiktok LOVE them and are always joking about 'i wish they could adopt me' and call them Mama, Papa, Mother and Ma. Mum Montez, not as popular. People don't hate her, but they just saw everyone else's reactions to her and came to their own (not wrong, not as bad) conclusions.

#this is longer than i though i'd make it #enjoy xd #ruben montez #zach knight #angel phan #jon braxton #if this gets out #itgo #itgo brainrotting #itgo headcannons #saturday #saturdays #tiktok

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ghostiiess · 1 year

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[NSB HEADCANONS] - how the media team (and ty) would stop the boys argument

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pov: the boys can't stop arguing and the media team is getting really tired of it..

warnings: arguing, arguments, getting angry over a situation, i think that's all? let me know if there's more!

type: wholesome

members: all of them + bae, angel and manager ty!

note: y/n is not included in this one!

we already know how the boys are when they argue

they're talking back

their recent argument was so dumb

they were arguing over a music playlist

let's put that in context: the boys needed to clean the house, do some organisations in their rooms.. all these kind of stuff

(the rest of the hc is under the cut)

and kane suggested to put a music playlist on the house's speaker so everyone could hear it anywhere in the house

raising his left arm in excitation, seb smiled widely

"WE HAVE TO PLAY THE WEEKND'S SONG!!"

even though the boys loved his song, they weren't really in the mood for that kind of music

"nah bro, let's play rap music!" regie said

"rap music?! bro, it's so fucking bad!" darren exclaimed while scrolling through his phone "we have to play some good vibes music!"

oliver sighed "guys, let's not argue about that. we can always change the playlist every 15 minutes or so, so everyone can hear their music for a little while"

justin rolled his eyes "y'all suggestions trash for real"

seb sighed "guys, let's finish this argument. we'll play the weeknd's music! his song are super dope, and you guys can't tell me otherwise"

"fuck off seb. we always put his songs. let's put something different, like keshi's songs. they're all good!" exclaimed azngami

"keshi? really bro?" jp laughed not agreeing with ryan's style of music "it's not rocking hard enough"

while ryan was talking back, kane raised his hand and smiled

"since i'm the one who suggested to play music, i think i should be the one to decide the music"

"man's going to put anime music.." regie said under his breath

"HEY ANIMES SONG ARE FRICKING GOOD-"

seb rolled his eyes and took his phone and started to search for the bluetooth's connection

"the weeknd's songs are good too, kane. we should put his songs. we all went to one of his concerts, so i don't understand why we're still arguing about it."

"we're still arguing about it, because y'all have bad music taste." justin said "let's put tiktok songs and that's all"

the boys quickly started to talk louder and louder, while explaining why their songs were the only right answer and why they should put them on the speaker

"hear me out.. anime songs are usually without any english lyrics and have fast beat which mean to us doing the cleaning more faster and not being distracted by the lyrics or the beat. it's proven!" kane calmy explained

"nobody want to hear your fucking anime music, kane! we should put rap music, we'll be more effective due to the rapidity and it can make everyone's happy!" regie added

oliver sighed

"let's just play a random playlist on youtube.. let's stop arguing about this boys.."

justin rolled his eyes and sighed

"or let's just play lofi."

all the boys looked at justin

"what?? lofi is a good style of music to concentrate and do the chores. it's proven!"

silence..

"let's do oli's idea. let's put a good vibe playlist and that's all" ryan sighed while hearing the argurment reasoning in the living room

"let's just play the weeknd, guys. we all like his songs, anyways!"

"forget about him, bro! we won't put him on the speaker!" justin said

"boys, let's just play keshi's, okay? he's a good artist, i promise"

oliver rolled his eyes "at this point, let's just use our own headphones and listen to our own music"

"let's do it. because there's no way i'm going to listen to animes music.." sebastian said while laughing

"animes are good!! what are you talking about?!"

"kane.. nobody want to hear your anime shitty opening" regie nonchantly said

"i thought you loved these?"

"i do, but i won't listen to them during a cleaning session???"

"i have a solution!" seb said raising his voice

"if it's about the weeknd, you can shut your fucking mouth up" justin and darren said

"c'mon guys! we all love his music, it's like the best solution right here!"

"man's obsess with the weeknd" ryan quietly laughed with kane

without knowing it, the argument was getting louder, and louder.. to the point, the media went in the living room to stop the argument

"CAN Y'ALL SHUT UP?!" bae exclamed

"BAE, HELP ME. THEY DON'T WANT TO PUT THE WEEKEND'S MUSIC. PLUS, I'M THE YOUNGER, SO I SHOULD BE THE FIRST ONE TO CHOOSE."

"shut up seb, i'm the older. i should choose first. you choose last"

"WHY!!! i'm the youngest! it's like in board games: the younger start!"

while the others were complaining over seb's fav artist, they didn't see ty, who was standing right there in front of them

"I thought I told you guys to clean the house, not to argue!"

"y'all are for real serious..." angel said while checking the boys' face

"what is it even about?" ty said

before the boys could even talk, oliver stood up fom the couch and sighed

"they've been arguing over music playlist. i tried to stop them, but they're really stubborn"

ty sighed and looked at the media team in a desperately way

"y'all can go finish editing. i'll take care of them"

bae and angel did thumbs up and quickly went back to their editing job, leaving ty and the boys all alone in the living room

"you guys are fuking stupid, sometimes."

"do you like the weeknd, ty?"

"SHUT UP WITH HIM, BRUH" oliver said raising his voice to his brother "we won't put him on the speaker if it doesn't make everyone happy!"

"oliver's right."

"then, what should we play? we all have our own musical taste!" ryan asked "and seb, don't even open your mouth for this"

"chill, i wasn't going to"

tyler rolled his eyes and sighed like if the answer was obvious

"y'all seem to forget you did songs. let's just play your nsb playlist and that's it"

after a little five minutes of comments and proposition, the boys were (finally) agreeing with ty's idea

"alright boys, now that we all know what's going to be playing, you can now CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH ABOUT IT. thank you"

"seb, you're doing the toilets!!" ratan said while laughing with oliver

"what? why me?!"

"we don't have speaker in there, so you'll be able to listen to the weeknd!"

"whatever.."

i hope you liked it anon! thank you for your requests!!

taglist (open! send me an ask if you want to be in it! my taglist doesn't really work atm and im trying my best to fix it!) : @nsb-rkive @kentisbaby @firebenderwolf @hyuneee0

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i-like-books-and-women · 9 months

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Guys what if I did one of those like social media fics for itgo I kinda want to-

#cause theres a rwrb one to die for its so funny #and ive got too many social media based headcannons #if this gets out #itgo #jon braxton #angel phan #fanfic #zach knight #ruben montez

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subukunojess · 9 months

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Phantom Moth AU: The Phantom’s Backstory/Abilities

Trying to get this out of my head. Here are some headcannons I came up with for my Phantom Moth AU about the Phantom.

Like probably other people in the fandom, I like the idea of Tom Phan starting out as a normal Rabbid with big dreams at the bottom of the rung.

While exploring, an accident befalls him that oddly involves a gramophone and a bat resulting in his death. As a result, he becomes a giant ghost bat.

Legend has it that someone sent the bat to kill him for fortune and fame. Ever since, Tom wants revenge!

The only white bat in real life that exists (I think) is the Honduran White Bat, a cute bat that eats figs and constructs leaf tents to sleep in. Phantom is a little different. His color scheme is white and pink, and although he does like eating sweets every now and then, Phantom will eat almost anything. His favorite food? Any living being/souls. Don’t know if he would like making tents.

For a while, Phantom has been hiding underground, only going out at night to feed and mingle while making a secret reputation for himself. But when he decides to do the contest and finds the one being he could be a partner to, he’s convinced to become more active. To get closer to MC and to be in the spotlight, Phantom decides to appear in the daylight as Tom Phan. Basically his canon form except he does his hair, moustache, and clothes casually, he’s at a height more acceptable to the public, and since the spotlight is not on him, instead of a gramophone, there’s just a belly. He also sprouted legs with his powers so he appears as a normal Rabbid. He feels it’s necessary to not be in the spotlight so he could rise to fame and dote on MC normally. At night, he’s back to his giant monster self.

Phantom’s true form is 100 feet tall with a wing span and gramophone to match. And his teeth are fangs.

His sound powers are enhanced in this AU. Along with the canon powers, he is able to control his volume, mimic other voices, throw his voice around, hypnotize others, and use echolocation.

Devouring people and souls not only makes him bigger, but each prey consumed adds a voice bank to his gramophone. Meaning that he could be his own chorus and use other voices to his advantage.

Phantom does have the power to eat someone and they’ll be safe. Depending on who the person is, they end up in different areas. For example, if MC asks him to protect their bodyguard Otieno, Phantom would send him right where the gramophone is. It’s basically the most protected area because that’s where the voices reside. It’s like hearing everything at full volume in there. If it’s MC, however, he would send them right near where his heart would be. Semi-related note, he is not above putting the MC as jewelry to wear.

The more of a bond Phantom has with MC, the more power he has and the more fused they seem. At one point, if the MC feels a strong emotion, their voice would come out of Phantom along with his in a perfect blend.

Just like canon, Phantom is not as popular as he acts compared to the other monsters in the city, but he is slowly rising into power.

Will add to this on a later date!

#Tom Phan #phantom of the bwahpera #Mario rabbids #Phantom Moth AU #Giant #tiny #g/t #headcannons #monster #bat #notes to self for fics #OC: Otieno the Rabbid

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trickofheart · 1 year

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animelosers · 1 year

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Giving Justin head >

Giving Justin Phan head hcs/headcannons.

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Summary: Title explains it. 18+!!!!!

Warnings: Blowjob, restrictions, cum control (?)

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Justin Phan.

He is a vocal.

Groaner and begger.

(Can't tell me otherwise

This is the time to either edge him or overstimulate him, to be honest.

He likes either so-

He seems like he would grip your hair and thrust it into your throat w/o asking by accident.

(Feels bad about it)

"Fuck baby-.." while groaning.

"Shit- I'm sorry honey-"

"Just like that~ Please go faster.. fuck please"

He likes when you make eye contact with him when you start going faster.

He likes cumming on your face, chest, or tongue.

He doesn't mind you swallowing but doesn't prefer it.

The aftermath is him just praising the living SHIT out of you.. most of the time.

Degradation from him would be INTERESTING.. I think he wouldn't degrade like:

"You are such a whore for me"

I think degradation would be more:

"Imagine your friends seeing you like this?.. what would they think? They claim you are innocent, huh?"

Public humiliation kink.

After you fully get done he make sure if you are okay and if you are ready to spirt it our or swallow.

(For females) Most of the time he gets head is when you are on your period.

(For males) Most of the time he gets head when he just wants a quick cum in the car or bathroom.

(Anyone else) Most of the time he gets head when you guys are watching a movie at home and he accidentally grinds into TOO much.

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fortpeat · 1 year

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What are your top three favorite PrapaiSky headcannons?

Hey Nonnie ❤️☺️

Okay let's go crack nukcles

1. Prapai getting a new Condo and leaving the whole designing Part to Sky. It's a duplex penthouse with a beautiful loft and they got it after Sky's first paycheck coz Sky wants to contribute in any way he can. And the penthouse is beautiful there's floor to ceiling windows and it's so bright and at night you can see the whole city skyline and it's Prapai only bought this so Sky could enjoy the view. The first floor is definitely very spacious and designed in a way that allows a professional look yet still feeling cozy coz Prapai might have meetings or dinners arranged with families. But the second is only theirs and its where the master bedroom and all are situated. There is a huge balcony where all of Sky's plants are places with lots of sunlight there is also a spot for sunflowers. (Picture below)

2. Sky proposing to Prapai at their beach with a very beautiful elaborate plan coz he is ready to marry Prapai and start this new chapter with Prapai and of course the plan goes smoothly and Prapai is in tears they both are but Prapai is a mess 😂 and they both are deliriously happy and can't wait to be husbands 😭😭😭

3. This is a personal headcanon coz Fort and Peat was wonderful with their cousin and nephew and it just makes me want to see Prapaisky as parents so bad. So they adopt a beautiful girl and Prapai always calls her Princess coz she is his princess and she is naughty and smart and gives them both a run for their money 😂 but also her whole family spoils her coz she is their sun, moon and the stars. By the time shes 5 years old she has already perfected her papa's "yeah no shit" stare and her dad's "puppy eyed stare" to get her way she loves playing with blocks with her papa and pretends to talk to big people on the phone like she's doing business just like her dad. Her fashion is top notch thanks to Auntie and Uncle Phan and Plerng. Uncles Rain and Payu gives her the most beautiful set of color pencils and Sky has to have a cleaner on hand every time she comes close to the white pristine Sofa but Prapai being Prapai doesn't care coz she is his princess and she can do no wrong and he will get her 100 other sofas if he wants to.

#love in the air #prapaisky #prapai x sky #lita #asks are always appreciated

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filisaceaf · 5 years

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oof ok i have a lot so you can choose (phan aus for the headcanons ask): detective au (one or both of them), au where dan is still a fan/never met phil in 2009, supernatural au (one of them is not human), x-men-type mutants au, hogwarts au (i had to :p)

You wanted only one AU you said? I’m sorry, Phan is my hyperfocus of the month so it looks like you win the headcannons of 3/5 the AUs and you know what? I’m not even sorry my homie.

This is long so I threw it under a cut.

Detective AU

1. Okay so, one would think Dan is the detective with his charming good looks who could get him into locations easily and charm people but Phil is actually a great detective because even though he’s tall, he just lives his life wanting to help people find something lost or someone missing or make sure people are not being unfairly treated. Dan is more his handler, part secretary (look someone needs to make sense of Phil’s notes, file them in a way that makes sense and is easily accessible to other people, and make sure Phil doesn’t overwork himself into a migraine like he has the past three weeks) and part paralegal at Phil’s little detective agency. He is very protective of his boss.

2. Phil loves being a detective. He doesn’t like to “spill tea” on clients like some people like to think he does, but he likes helping 80 year old women who were robbed get their wedding rings back or help someone find their missing child (he wishes those cases turned out a lot better than they usually do, but at the very least he helps people begin to grieve). He likes helping find justice and is actually pretty particular about what cases he’ll take. He hates doing cases about people thinking their spouses are cheating and really he does those if he’s desperate to make sure that he can pay Dan and his bills.

3. You can pry this one from my cold dead hands but Phil definitely has a corgi named Watson that he likes to dress up in plaid. Watson comes to the office with Phil because of long hours and has a little bed under Phil’s obnoxiously large desk that he bought specifically so he could have a bed for Watson there. Phil likes to pretend he’s hurt by Watson also curling up under Dan’s desk (but really he just goes soft for Dan’s voice going high pitched and “hello Watson”).

4. Dan is not a lawyer in the AU, but he did complete a paralegal program! As a paralegal, Dan can do legal research for anyone, but usually he does it for any jobs Phil did that end up needing to go to court. He can also draft legal documents and is also a notary; he just can’t legally represent anyone in court. Dan likes to joke that he is a slacker to the fact that “I’m a lawyer, but the bare minimum of one”. They met at college when Phil was in his last year of majoring in criminal justice and media studies and Dan was still on the track to wanting to be a lawyer. He took a gap (period) of years, had an existential crisis, became better friends with Phil during that time. Phil originally started his detective agency with another partner and when they left, Dan took over the secretarial side of things. It took him a few years, but he eventually went back to school to finish his paralegal certificate and Phil cheered the loudest at his graduation ceremony.

5. I don’t know how these two get together in the AU, but just know it is a slow burn. Like literal years and months and eons of mutual pining with them taking Watson on walks and late nights at the office and shared coffee runs and Dan always being scared Phil is going to do something super dangerous for his health like climb in a vent or park to close to a gangster’s house and get shot. After they get together, they do agree that Dan should get a another job because working together and living together with Phil’s unpredictable schedule was causing some fights for a long period of time (because they didn’t live together before this point). Dan does still stop by pretty often and double check the secretaries work and curl up in the corner of the sofa of Phil’s office (“Dan’s sofa crease” Phil affectionately calls it) and work on stuff for his other job at a nonprofit for mental health awareness.

Dan is a Fanboy and Literally the Biggest Philly AU (The barely alternate timeline tbh)

1. So, this is literally always my favorite kind of AU and I have a lot of soft feelings about these boys always managing to find each other somehow. But yes, Dan got discouraged after the like 100th time of subtweeting Phil and commenting on his videos and not getting a response, he never reached out to Phil for editing tips. Instead!!! He reaches out to a few other YouTubers years later when he’s going through his existential crisis and he’s like “you know, the last time i was happy was when I on YouTube all the time”. So he takes a gap year in university to try and see if it’s something he likes doing. He was not expecting for his channel to be well received. It takes him ages to figure out the jumpcut thing.

2. Because he never got to know Phil as young as he did, when they first meet at Summer In the City, Dan is actively trying not to lose his shit. Because holy fuck. This is Amazing Phil. This is the guy who he would play in the background while he studied and would donate so much on live streams and upvote and fuck he’s wearing some OG Phil merch with Lion on it. He walks around all day with his jacket zipped up because Phil can’t know he’s a fan; Phil is so smart and creative and funny and god. He’s completely turned upside down when Phil sees him and approaches him because “you’re danny’s snot on fire, right?”

Dan never regretted a username more in HIS LIFE and this exact moment lead to his rebranding months later

3. But they exchanged contact information and eventually did a collab video: Phil is Not on Fire. And they whole time, Dan is trying not to breathe too deep or do anything annoying because he’s in Phil’s bedroom??? His filming area??? His pants are on the floor like two feet away??? And when the tackle happens, Dan hopes he didn’t get a concussion and hallucinated the whole thing because Phil is warm and grinning at him with his tongue sticking out and holy shit, this is better than any video, gif, screen redraw, anything. Seeing it up close???

4. Phil doesn’t even notice Dan’s a fan until him and Jimmy do a ‘What’s in my tumblr tag?’ and Dan’s blog comes up with some Phil gif reblogs from back in the day and Phil just messages Dan screenshots. Dan is mortified. He’s going to delete his tumblr. He’s not Tyler (not that Tyler is bad, they’ve messaged a few times, but Dan’s not a /fanboy/ ((lmao he is))). Phil just giggles on the video and says that Dan is such a nice guy. Kind of. Definitely cheats at Mario Kart. Dan is literally going to die, this is the second best day of his life

5.They get together when they are both traveling for Playlist Live and they hook up at a party one of the nights there. Dan would be mortified if he didn’t wake up and Phil was still there. He didn’t take off in the middle of the night; he’s wrapped around Phil and Phil is mumbling under his breath about how Dan needs to stop moving and just sleep. Their coming out video is on Dan’s Channel and is Titled “I’m still #1 phil trash” which is a throw back to a privated video called “#1 phil trash” where it’s Dan talking about how talented and funny and inspirational Phil Lester is for six minutes because someone had asked him on Formspring who one of his idols was .

Hogwarts AU

1. Phil is from a magical household and his brother is a squib with a banging music career. Maybe it’s latent magic? Either way, Martyn is a sick af dj and Phil loves it when it’s time for summer vacation because he can visit Martyn in London and see some shows (he can’t go every night) or just wander around during the day with Martyn’s girlfriend Cornelia, who graduated from Durmstrang Institute, while Martyn sleeps off a late night show. Martyn being a Squib leads him to take Muggle Studies though because he wants to be able to connect with the world Martyn lives in and someday, at the rate technology is expanding, he is going to have to leave the isolating wizarding world.

2. Dan is from a muggle family and it shows in the tenacious way he fights to be accepted by his fellow Slytherins. Every O on an assignment he gets is validation, because see I belong here, I’m one of you, I may not have families who can trace their magic past Bloody Mary or past the plague, but I am still one of Merlin’ people. He isn’t a braggart though; it’s more of an internal validation until someone asks him for help in a subject.

3. Phil first really approaches Dan in his second year. He brought a hamster to Hogwarts (look, they’ve gotten relatively relaxed since Harry defeated the Dark Lord and the Peter Pettigrew Incident) and didn’t realize she was pregnant. The hamster had five babies and Phil remembered the lonely looking Slytherin who sat at the back of three of their house’s shared classes and thought “the boy needs a friend” so he gives Dan one of the babies. Dan names her Suki and spends so much time trying to make her happy.

4. Dan and Phil first kiss in Hogsmeade towards the end of their sixth year. Because look, these boys are magical but you can’t expect magic to help them get a clue. But they are sitting one one of the benches in town during early March and sipping Butterbeer and Phil just looks over and knows he has to kiss Dan. It’s a biological need. And it’s a good first kiss, warm and syrupy from the butterbeer.

5. Look I love Phil but I’m 99% sure Phil is someone who splinches when he Apparates. He leaves behind clothes more often than not, but there was one instance he left behind his left hand. Dan is fond, but it definitely explains the 20000 socks just lying around the flat they get after graduating.

#phan au #hogwarts au #detective au #dan is a philly confirmedau #phan headcannons

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babyboy-dan · 7 years

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Your pics are soooo amazing !!!! I'm very sorry for being needy but could you write something happens with little!dan about with his paci? x3 (Oh and i leave some cookies and milk here for ya)

this is kinda short soZ

Daniel Howell, when little, had to have his pacifier. Hell, when Dan wasn’t little and he was panicked, he had his paci. It was a comfort thing for Dan, and without it- everyone who was around him had better be ready for complete hell. Dan, with his oral fixation, had to be sucking on something. He didn’t mind if it was Phil’s cock, his paci, or a sucker. Currently, Dan was amidst a punishment. His daddy had taken his pacifier from him for making a mess in his panties (it wasn’t his fault, Dan would protest, since Phil had been teasing him all day, but that was besides the point).

Dan was in full on grump mode. He was ignoring his daddy, and this morning he’d even thrown his plate of pancakes that he’d specifically asked for on to the floor in a tantrum. Dan wanted his paci, and he wanted it now. So much so that when Phil announced that he was going out to get cupcakes, with strict instructions for Dan to be good and he could have a cupcake, Dan went on a hunt for it. He’d gone through every room in the house, eventually finding all of his pacifiers in the bottom drawer of the office desk, letting out a relieved breath. He grabs his favourite, one that reads ‘baby’ on its face, and puts it between his teeth, setting in to an easy rhythm of suckling on it.

That’s how Phil finds him, curled up on their bed with a paci in mouth, a stuffie in grasp and eyebrows furrowed deeply as his glazed over eyes gaze up at Phil, frown tugging on his lips. “What did I tell you baby..?” Phil says the words softly, and Dan whines. “I’m sorry Daddy I just.. I needed it..” He whimpers the words out, grasping the end of the pacifier with his fingers. Phil softens with that, and he slowly moves to lay beside Dan, holding him close to his chest and letting out a soft hum.

“It’s alright, I think you’ve had enough punishment for today, hm?” Dan smiles, and settles off in to an easy and dream filled sleep.

- Rowan

#Rowan #rowans writing #hc #headcanon #phan headcannons #phan headcanons #phan #phanfic #phanfiction #phan headcanon #fluff #fluffy #fluffy smut #phan fluff #fluffy hc #fluff hc #fanfiction #fanfic

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pretentiousdan · 7 years

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Super unrealistic hc but: phils family comes to town and dans super nervous so he gets on his best behavior and he realizes just how much his best behavior annoys phil cause it's so fake, so he tried even harder just to see how annoyed he can make phil.

“Dan, relax. You’ve met my parents a bunch of times and you know that they love you,” Phil said, watching Dan pace relentlessly in their lounge. He was stressed about Phil’s parents coming because he wants to show that he’s the perfect boyfriend.

“I know, Phil. But, I want to be perfect for them because I don’t want them to stop liking me.”

“You know that they could never stop loving you. I mean, they dealt with us when we were both in our cringy, emo phase; pretty sure that you’re okay if they still love you after that,” Phil said, with a giggle in his voice.

“But what if they do hate me? What if they think that us being together is a mistake and that you’d be better off with someone else?” Dan tried to conceal the fear and panic within him but his eyes showed that he was terrified. Phil pulled himself up off the couch and wrapped his arms around his boyfriend.

“All you need to know is that I love you and that’s all that matters. Okay?”

Dan felt his racing heart begin to slow down, comforted by the man he loved. “Yeah, okay,” he said with a smile. Phil kissed him chastely as the buzzer to their apartment sounded out.

“That must be them! I’ll go get it,” Phil said with a smile. Dan knew how happy Phil was whenever he got to see his family. Regardless of what Phil told him, Dan was determined to be on his best behavior.

Straight away, Phil noticed a difference in Dan. Dan was using his “performance voice” instead of speaking normally, which bothered Phil to no end. He didn’t understand why Dan insisted on acting perfectly when acting naturally would be just as good. Dan also kept offering food and drinks to a point where Phil had to quietly tell him to stop. Yes, it was good that Dan was offering but after three cups of various drinks and two plates of biscuits, it needed to stop. Dan realized that his behavior was bothering Phil so he decided to see how far he could take it.

By the end of the night, Dan had offered to cook dinner, wash all the dishes from dinner, prepare after dinner cups of tea, and pay for the cab Phil’s parents would take back to their hotel. Once the door had closed and his parents sent off, Phil went in search for the source of his annoyance. He found Dan sat in their lounge, with a mischievous smile.

“You’re the worst,” Phil said, “you know that right?”

Dan laughed. “Yeah, but you love me anyway.” Phil laughed and sat down, slotting himself into Dan’s side. As much as the younger man annoyed him, he couldn’t help being in love with him.

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