Donsy fans: THIS COUPLE IS CANON, STOP DESTROYING THEIR HAPPY ENDING
Three gay caballeros fans: DAISY IS ALWAYS ABUSING DONALD AND CHEATING ON HIM WITH GLADSTONE. HE DESERVES THE BEST!!!
Me *holding Donald and Pete: duckie and kitty do kiss kiss
Mouses fans: YOU CAN'T BRING THESE TWO TOGETHER. DONALD ACTUALLY STEALS THE GIRL FROM MICKEY
Donmin fans: THEN WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE THAT POOR MOUSE'S BOYFRIEND STOLEN?!
Donmick: EXCUSE ME
Me holding Minnie and Clarabelle: cowie say "I moo you" and mouse say "eek too!"
Goofbelle fans: GOOFY DESERVES BETTER THEN THIS BITCH
Googpete fans: SAY IT AGAIN AND I SWEAR TO GOD
Me holding Goofy and Mickey: and now you two dating here flowers and picnic
Scrooldie fans: YOU CAN'T BRING THESE TWO TOGETHER, THEY'RE ENEMIES!
Rokerscrooge fans: THEY'RE JUST BUSINESS RIVALS.
Glomscrooge: IT'S BETTER THAN A FUCKING STALKER.
Brigitte McScrooge fans: WHAT YOU JUST SAY?!
Me with Scrooge and Santa Claus: yey immortal husbands and immortal gay sex
Gladaisy: THEY BOTH ACT LIKE ASSHOLES, THEY DESERVE EACH OTHER.
Gladmagic fans: LEAVE OUR GREEN KID ALONE, HE'S WORTHY OF HIS WITCH MOMMY
Me: wow I love this couple hehe, fashionable gays thank you @skullsemi !
You can't stop my crazy ass
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Okay, so we all agree that Della Duck should definitely hang out with Donald and his other friends
But do you know what I’d really want to see?
Della Duck vs. Pete
You know if Della was with Mickey and friends she’d be the first one to try to pick a fight with him or talk shit to his face when he’s speaking in that fake nice tone
She’d totally headbutt his gut in a fight
Also, I want Donald in on this action
Duck Twins vs. Pete
Pete doesn’t stand a chance
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Hm. With Steamboat Willie in the public domain, what if I made a public-domain story where Minnie Mouse ... wields a great big hammer. Oh, and Mickey can run really fast, and Pete wants to take over the world using robots --
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Toon Crew incorrect quotes
(there isn’t Felix because I forgot him 😭)
CW: Slight NSFW(?)
Oswald: You're a lying piece of shit!
Pete: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!
Bendy: I'm leaving and I'm taking Wiseria with me!
Mickey, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today.
Bendy: Talk dirty to me~
Wisteria : Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.
Bendy: Wha-
Wisteria: The economy is in shambles.
Wisteria: You use emoji’s like a straight person.
Oswald: That’s literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.
Oswald: I hate to tell you this, but one of you was adopted.
Junior & Wisteria:
Junior: Was it Wisteria?
Mickey: Didn't you die?!
Bendy: That was weeks ago, dude. Things change.
Mickey: Oswald, I sense hostility.
Oswald: Good, because I hate you.
Junior: Ooh, let me see! *Takes a piece of paper from Oswald *
Oswald : ...
Junior:
Junior: Oh wait, I can’t read.
Bendy: I feel like everyone on this island is suspicious, Wisteria. Except you!
Wisteria: But Bendy, I think you're suspicious!
Bendy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Wisteria: I feel like doing something stupid.
Bendy: I’m stupid, do me.
Oswald : Look, do I consider myself attractive? Yes. But would I have sex with my clone? Also yes
Bendy: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?
Wisteria: Nope, there's 26.
Bendy: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T.
Wisteria: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one.
Bendy: You'll get the D later ;).
Junior: Is the pink panther a lion?
Oswald : Say that again but slower.
Junior: I don’t get it.
Oswald : He’s a PANTHER.
Junior: Is that a type of lion?
Oswald : No, it’s a fucking panther.
Junior: *googles panther* They aren’t pink?
Oswald : AND LIONS ARE?!
Bendy: What’s it like being tall?
Bendy: Is it nice?
Bendy: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Oswald : We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Wisteria: It was one time!
Oswald : Is this your plan B?
Bendy: Technically, this is plan P.
Oswald : Plan P? Is there a plan M?
Bendy: Yes, but I marry Wisteria in plan M.
Oswald: I don’t like Plan M
Mickey: What's wrong with you?
Oswald: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.
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99 Years of Pete
When I saw that today was the 99th anniversary of the oldest Disney character still used, I decided to try and draw Pete's earliest designs, along with his various early adversaries. First is Pete's debut appearance in 1925's "Alice Solves the Puzzle" (along with an attempt to draw a cartoon version of a live-action character), next is "The Ocean Hop", the first time Pete appeared in the Oswald cartoons, and then his appearance in the second produced Mickey Mouse cartoon, "The Gallopin' Gaucho", where he went from being a bear to a cat (at least in the Disney cartoons).
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In the Middle Ages, where Donald changes places with Della so that she becomes a knight and he becomes a princess, but Donald is kidnapped by pirate Pete
Scrooge: Bring back my nephew, you son of a-!
Donald sitting on Pete's lap: Hey, Uncle Scrooge, meet my boyfriend.
Pete: Hello.
Scrooge: ...
Della: *trying not to laugh*
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✏️Drew these while I was playing Clue with family last night. I challenged myself to draw most of my favorite villains from memory.✏️
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