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carionto · 7 months

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Humans really like space wildlife

As Humanity integrates itself within the Galactic Coalition ever further, trade and travel between Sol and neighboring member systems is growing at exponential rates. In particular, their interest in the native wildlife of other planets is the most widely expanding sector for tourism and commerce.

Even though it is also the most heavily regulated and restricted one, Humans, who typically display a desire to subvert the normal procedures to expedite any process they can, for this they are surprisingly willing and eager to fill in all the necessary paperwork and spend hours upon days making sure they follow and adhere to all the requirements to import some of these creatures.

While such level of determination is not uncommon for new member species who discover a certain non-native creature or something that to the respective natives is commonplace but for them is the pinnacle of exotic, the variety of requests made by Humans is nearly as great as the entire list of known fauna species. And the reasons listed on the forms are even more diverse:

"That's a unicorn! I've always dreamed of having a unicorn and you're telling me there's a dozen subspecies?! Yes, please!!!"

"After reviewing their behavior, this bear-sized fluff-ball is the perfect cat I've always wanted, but couldn't because of allergies. I'll treat them with love and care, my life is incomplete without this fella."

"Tiny. Elephant-duck. Want."

"Our company was looking for a mascot, and these six-legged spindly beaver-crabs are perfect. Here's our mission statement and prepared accommodations for a flock."

"They all said I hallucinated the lizard sasquatch when I was on that acid trip, but now I'll show 'em. It's real. I knew it all along!"

"Aww, these baby puppies are so adorable (referring to the four meter, 800kg Fanged Widowmaker of Abyss Valley predator). My kids were looking through your alien picture books and instantly fell in love with these ones."

And so on. At first we had to reject quite a few, mainly because half of them were deadly beasts from Deathworlds that are almost impossible to capture in the first place. Then the Human officials informed us that, while they will try to stop it from happening, if we don't make importing and adopting even the most dangerous animals in the known Galaxy reasonably possible for them with Human help and expertise in the field, some Humans will set up illegal smuggling rings to "fill the market gap" as they said. Historically, they explained, that causes more problems and expenses than just handling it through official channels.

Reluctantly we were persuaded and have set up a new organization to quell this, apparently, unquenchable Human pack bonding condition. Even if said pet can kill them. We think, as horrible as it may be, that for some that is part of the appeal. Even the ones that breathe out literal poison.

"We'll wear a mask around them. This wendigo-like one is too cute to not get belly rubs."

Said the OFFICIAL Human Representative of a monstrosity that can only be described as the living incarnation of countless teeth, fangs, claws, vivid seizure inducing iridescent feathers, and a body that extends from a inconspicuous ambush pose to a fully 8 meter tall six limbed nightmare machine of Death!

#humans are space orcs #humanity fuck yeah #humans are deathworlders #humans are space australians #humans are space oddities #carionto #aliens are cute #pet the predator

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femboybun · 29 days

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Puppy forcing bunny into a mating press and forcing their big puppy cock into bunny’s tiny holes and breeding bunny nice and full but the whole time bunny is crying and begging and moaning for more because bunny wants puppy’s big knot and puppy is biting bunny all over and growling and barking and slobbering on bunny’s face

#subby bunny #dumb bunny #bd/sm bunny #bd/sm pet #puppy top #petpl4y #subby puppy #breed me please #bd/sm breeding #mating press #mark me up #unwilling prey #prey kink #predator kink

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mutt4sir · 2 months

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I want soooooo badly to be play with another puppy. We would start off softly nipping at each other while our owners r in the other room, trying to fight for dominance bc we're just puppies n that's how we play!! Eventually, they’ll win the play fight nd push my knees up so my glistening pupcunt is on full display for them!! Unable to resist their natural instincts, they’d end up mounting me and fucking mindlessly into m puppycunt!! Surprising our owners>_< (Could also do this with owner 😵‍💫...)

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bearotonin-international · 7 months

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Apex predator, my ass. I’m going to pet the dog 🐻🐻‍❄️🐼

perhaps now is a good time for some responsible bear programming to remind everyone that as cute and cuddly as they may seem, bears are lethal apex predators and should absolutely be treated accordingly if ever encountered.

DO

NOT

PET

#Responsible Bear Programming #^^ that's our tag for bears doing what they naturally do #if you do not like seeing bears behave as they naturally do -- as apex predators -- then please filter this tag accordingly friends #we are actually not accepting any complaints or suggestions about our tagging system or the content we post at the present moment #or at any point in the foreseeable future #so please don't try to comment or suggest otherwise #informative rant over now commencing educational rant #DO NOT try to pet the lethal beasts #you will be mauled and or killed #and then the bear will be killed for attacking a person #if you like bears the best thing you can do is ensure that they are not habituated to humans and do not view us as a source of food #either through your trash or through your flesh #keep yourself your neighbors and the bears safe by keeping human-bear interactions as minimal as possible #okay the team's done ranting now #(we're having A Day)#(it has a lot to do with the squirrels breaking into the floor of HQ and eating through our electrical wiring)#ask

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greencheekconure27 · 7 months

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Every day.Every day I'm subjected to "cute" or "funny" videos of pet birds interacting with cats or dogs or ferrets. For the last time internet people:

These.Are.NOT. Cute.

No matter how trained the animals are or how "friendly" the interactions look to humans-and they frequently are not- anyone who's making these is actively endangering their bird- and possibly also their dog/cat for likes.

Cats and dogs are not only predators, they can easily kill a bird through normal play behaviours as well- one hard smack from a cat can be enough to kill or severely injure something like a budgie or a cockatiel.and I'm not even talking about things like play biting here.

And even the friendliest best trained most passive cat might not be able to resist their natural instinct to chase birds. One slip up is enough.

On top of that cat saliva contains bacteria that are toxic to birds.

Please stop. Don't like these, don't reblog these, and most definitely do not make these.

Sincerely, someone who owns both birds and cats.

#rant #i don't know how many times we need to re #at this point this is just malicious ignorance #not cute #birblr #cute animal videos #cats #cat videos #bird videos #dog videos #pet endangerment #predator-prey interactions

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black-suns-rim · 5 months

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Momba and her pet crocodile

black momba has a pet croc she named cupcake. cupcake was a gift for black momba from nomad.

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puppy-sabby · 1 month

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Hehe :3 nervous so might delete later

#nsft #pet pl4y #pet plai #bd/sm pet #petpl4y #puppy plai #petpl@y #pet pl@y #bd/sm kink #breeding k1nk #predator prey #puppy girl #puppy sub #🩵🪽

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machetelanding · 2 months

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#funny #humor #cats #pets #animals #predator #science fiction #action #horror #movies #camoflauge #cloaked #trees

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friendly-alien-fucker · 8 months

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I am choosing to believe that aliens love fat humans in the same way that we love fat cats

#i can just picture it #love the idea of human pets in general just because...hell yes being platonically cared for #but just imagine an alien going to pick up a human and seeing my chubby ass going That One. I want That One.#It Looks Squishy #yautja #alien vs predator #💚original post💚#slasher #alien #alien x human #monster fucker #predator yautja

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suguwu · 2 months

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getou smiles each time he kisses you. he smiles against your lips, against your neck, against your temple.

it's almost sweet.

except it's honed. a sharp kind of amusement. keen-edged. lined with teeth. you'll get cut if you move in any direction but his.

he smiles when he kisses you, and you hear the chime of bone on bone, his teeth clicking shut around you.

#bee chats #i just rlly think getou's so often amused by you #the type of amusement a predator finds in prey #or an owner finds in a pet #he's awful i love him #yandere tw

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the-black-manor · 10 months

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I am horny as FUCK right now and it’s driving me crazy. I want to bury my thick cock as deep inside of someone and I can fill them with load after load after load of cum. I want to feel them clench and squirm around me as my cock throbs inside of them, pressed hard against their insides, unloading thick ribbons of seed to coat their walls and fill them. I want to feel their stomach against mine as it stretches and bulges from the cum pouring out of my cock and flooding their womb or ass.

#dom/sub #master/pet #sadist kink #excessive seed kink #primal kink #primal play #predator kink #prey kink #hunter kink #predator/prey #abo

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bearotonin-international · 8 months

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i want you to know that when i was a kid i was really into polar animals so my mom got me a polar bear stuffed animal that came with a documentary and when i watched it and learned that polar bears eat seals instead of being friends with them i cried and my mom decided i wasn’t allowed to watch that movie again

we're sorry for that sad experience learning that this silly goober

is also a lethal beast

#responsible bear programming #<< that is our tag for bears doing what they naturally do #and a reminder to everyone that as sweet and silly and pettable and adorable bears look. they are dangerous predators #and you should under no circumstances approach or try to pet them #lethal beast #ask

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thatquietkid108 · 3 months

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Humans are space pets concept but the aliens feed you like one of those rich pet mom videos and record you eating it.

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Good morning!

Today we are feeding Bronia potatoes which we will be using for the base. They are a must for human owners since they contain vitamin C. It is a vitamin humans are unable to synthesize themselves yet it's very important to keep humans' skin healthy and strong.

Some egg yolk for vitamin D together with salmon which is also a great source for protein.

Sprinkle some Parmesan and Cheddar cheese for extra calcium for her bones...

Dried beef and lamb for iron, and that extra crunch you guys love to hear! It also helps her clean her teeth out a little.

Sunflower seeds for Vitamin E and finally freeze dried clams for Vitamin B12.

#humans are space orcs #humans are space pets #humans are predators #humans are space oddities #writing prompt #my writing

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trainingdummyrabbit · 7 months

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trying so so hard t get work done but i cant stop thinking abt angelas stupid little sad cat face

#like ooooo th ~pale librarian~ shes so intimidating and scary adn she is fully capable of killing you but also Have You Seen Her.#driving me fucking insane. forever haunted by that stupid fuckig 'apex predator my ass im gonna pet that fucking dog' post #like yea. Yea. yeagh. yuh. yea #piktalk #projmoon

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dollgirlprey · 1 year

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we talk a lot about getting hunted down and topped but have you considered.....preygirl being hunted by a predator in heat

they pounce on me and lift my skirt to find my femme cock hard through my lacy panties, laugh as they draw a claw along the length of my cock and tell me they need a pretty little dildo to use and if im good, they'll take me home and let me be their personal breeding pet to serve them through their heat <3

💕✨ this post is about t4t sex ✨💕

#willow.txt #t4t nsft #t4t kink #bunnygirls are meant to be used and kept as pets whether topping or bottoming okay #predator/prey

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