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thejudgingtrash · 4 years

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Well. I’ve gotten quite the reactions to my hot takes//unpopular opinions. So here’s part two! For everyone new, here’s part one!

Percy radiates the blandest straight energy. I don’t see why you people think he’s bi

Hazel > Frank > (Leo > Piper) > Jason and that’s that story (Leo and Piper can switch positions)

Everyone giving Percy some heat for not realizing that Annabeth had a crush on him is fucking stupid. Shit is going down, he’s an insecure boy who got a lot of flag in a very short time by everyone in his environment and you think he’s supposed to dive nose deep into some coochie? Damn y’all are some horny bastards

People that still bash on Perachel (and I’m saying that as a hardcore Percabeth shipper) and harass those shippers should just walk out of the fandom

Hazel‘s background story is a gigantic fucking mess and should have been kept in the drafts

All the godships (Caleo, that whole Walt/Sadie/Anubis thing) across all series are trash

Jason’s death in TOA was cheap as fuck. He should’ve died in HOO and not as a side character in another bland sequel

People that don’t realize that Paul magically doesn’t erase/fix the abuse that Percy and Sally have suffered from are... fun. More on my stance on Paul here

Leo was always fucking annoying but pre-MOA Leo is someone we can deal with

Percy is the only dude with a beard and chest hair. Everyone else looks like they’ve glued three pubic hairs into their faces

Making Piper rely on the white man is a huge fucking no

The fact that every important kid/protagonist is a descendant from one of the 12 Olympians and not a kid from a minor god in the follow up series proves that neither the gods nor Rick Riordan have changed. Luke’s funky ass proves that even Riordan’s a douche in that regard

If you think that Percy is going to disrespect Sally in her own house by doing some intricate cooch research with Annabeth you are fucking mistaken

The musical as wonderful as it may be, isn’t canon. It’s another artist‘s interpretation of a work. Riordan giving it a thumbs up doesn’t mean jack. Using the musical as an argument is meh at best

People that ask in 2020 why Riordan‘s works are problematic are the same people that type ’Google‘ into Google

I can’t stress this enough but Annabeth’s favorite song is Red Solo Cup by Toby Keith

Pretty sure Annabeth’s hair equals a rats nest 90% of the time. Princess curls where? Is she hindering missions because she isn’t done with deep conditioning? Bitch is a walking mess!

The fact that both Underworld kids are time travelers that just seem to manage modern times all too fine is fucking stupid

Also people that are forgetting that Nico is Italian, not Italian-American are tiring. The likelihood of him understanding racial issues of Italians in the US are next to none

Also a bunch of people have accents and slang which would’ve made everything funnier

Riordan really loves to make his latinx characters bland and awful, huh?

Too many people lack basic reading skills part II

The fact that people are seriously fighting over the pronunciation of a shipping name/neologism is pathetic to the max. Pronounce it however you want. Who gives a shit? People disagreeing on something doesn’t hinder you in any way

On that note, Percabeth is an awful ship name. Why not choose Seaweed Brain? It was already there. It was a given. It was sweet and easy to digest

The only iconic female performer that Percy willingly listens to is Her Majesty Beyoncé Knowles-Carter

Meg is fucking annoying, more so than Leo

Same goes for Lavinia

Same goes for Alex Fierro from the bits I’ve read

The scavengerhunt plot that Riordan set up to mark Hera as the evil queen is the messiest and dumbest plot device of HOO. Periodt

Cecil Markowitz‘ portrayal is fucking racist

Same goes for Julia Feingold

Same goes for Samirah Al-Abbas

Hades would’ve never had kids outside of his marriage. Sorry team Nico & Bianca

The Trials of Apollo are so forgettable and bland I can’t recollect anything that happened apart from Jason being turned into kebab and missing lesbian rights for Reyna

Classisists coming for Riordan are morons at best. This series is meant for kids. As shitty as the gods are portrayed (and we all agree that the portrayal could’ve been waaaay better) there’s only so much one can do for a middle school audience. Also the gods aren’t the focus of the series. Shouldn’t you be happier about the fact that Riordan gets more kids interested in Greek Mythology?

On that note, Poseidon is a piece of shit and not the cool dad

Hellenistic polytheists have more reasons to be offended as Riordan bashed their views on their religion (sorry guys)

Everyone who is trying to erase Grover as Percy’s best friend deserves to get hit with a deadly chancla

That also goes for everyone that has no issues with applying racist canon to fanart (Piper with feathers, light eyes for poc, giving Annabeth Trump‘s tanning treatment)

Annabeth Chase is white

Percy and Jason aren’t friends. Idgaf.

Realistically speaking Thalia would’ve immediately dipped the hunters after Kronos funky ass got defeated

Pretty sure you would be able to smell a demigod from a mile away. When do these stinky bastards have the time to take a shower?

Annabeth needs some therapy with a focus on managing her aggressive outbursts. That judo flip wasn’t cute. The fuck.

Apart from that I still stan bold, unapologetical asshole Annabeth

Why are all the kids either dead poor or fucking millionaires? Does the middle class not exist? Will the next series in the Riordanverse be about the struggles of capitalism?

The tattoos from Camp Jupiter make absolutely no sense as Romans thought that tattoos are barbaric. And no, saying it’s a modern spin is fucking stupid especially when New Rome is build with the old rules, principles and ways in mind. Slave branding your child soldiers is a fucking no from me

New Rome having fucking child soldiers

The fact that all protagonists basically jump onto the praetor‘s position in little to no time is stupid. Why place the rule that you have to work your way up in the first place when you basically can just toss nickels at passerby’s and get the spot?

The Tower of Nero will be worse than Blood Of Olympus

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fallfromthaliagrace · 4 years

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Percy Jackson’s Birthday Pt.2

“ Let get this party started!!!” yelled Leo as he ran into the ocean. The crowd laughed and followed what Leo was doing, while some were hanging out next to food bar, others hangout on deck chair getting a tan. Percy take out his surf that Sally got him, being the son of Poseidon surfing naturally came to him. Yet, that didn’t stop Leo from challenging Percy to a surfing race. Needless to say, Leo lost.

“ Hey! You cheated!” said Leo,

“ Sure, Leo.” Said Percy as he rolled his eyes.

Leo and Percy stared at each other for a minute, then started to laugh uncontrollably. About five minutes later, the laughing stopped due to the fact that Leo and Percy had food stuff in their mouth. Percy was eating a cheeseburger while Leo was eating some pepperoni pizza. After eating, both of their stomachs were full of goods. Leo and Percy sat next to Piper, Annabeth, and Calypso, drinking a blueberry smoothie.

“ Annabeth,” asked Leo, “ Wanna see who is a better builder?”

“ At what?” replied Annabeth whose eyebrows were raised

“ Sandcastles.” Said Leo

“ You are so going to lose, Leo.” said Annabeth

“ Are you sure about that?” replied Leo

Annabeth nodded, “ Yep, you better watch out.”

“ Leo, I don’t really think you should -” Said Piper

“ Pips, whose side are you on?” asked Annabeth

Piper looked at Leo then Annabeth, “ You know what, I am going to find Jason.” And with that, Piper left to find Jason.

“ Percy, you are on my side right?” asked Annabeth

“ Calypso, You on team Leo?” asked Leo

Percy and Calypso nodded.

“ Okay, Let get started then -”

“ Wait, instead of Team Leo or like Team Annabeth, you guys should go team Althea and Team Hephaestus.” Said Percy

“ I like that idea, how about you?” asked Leo

Annabeth nodded her head in approval, clearly ready to beat Leo. Leo counted down to three, “ Let the contest begin.”

It has been a good hour, everyone had crowded around Annabeth and Leo to see their sandcastles. Both of their sandcastles were beautifully made yet similar. At the top of Annabeth’s sandcastles, there is a big A carved into the sand while Leo craved Hephaestus into the sand. Annabeth and Leo both had their own unique style to building their sandcastles, Leo built his dad next to his sandcastle and Annabeth made an owl and olive tree next to her sandcastle.

“ Done!” Said Leo and Annabeth at the exact same time.

“ who is going to decide who wins?” asked Annabeth

“ Percy? As it is his birthday.” Said Leo

“ Okay then, Percy.” Said Annabeth, “ Go head, pick a winner.”

Percy couldn’t pick between his girlfriend and best friend, yet if he didn’t pick, Annabeth would be mad. So, instead of picking who wins, Percy decided to call it a tie.

“ Both of you did amazing, I couldn’t choose.” Said Percy

Annabeth smiled and kissed Percy. The crowd cheered and went to look at the sandcastles more closely.

Later, Percy played Volleyball with Nico, Will, Piper, Jason, Thalia, Leo, Clarisse, Hazel. . They even played capture the flag on beach, Annabeth, ( as the leader) Will, Leo, Percy, on the blue team while Clarisse, ( as the leader) Piper, Jason, Hazel and Nico is on the red team. The blue team won. After that, the sevens decided to do something helpful for the world, they picked up the trash on the beach. Percy was disgusted by how much trash there were on the beach.

Everyone was having the greatest time of their life, everyone chatting with one and other. The night sky was navy blue, it was 9:27 when Percy was talking to Jason.

“ Percy?” Said Sally as she tapped Percy’s shoulder, “ Paul, Estelle, and I are going back home.”

“ Why?” asked Percy as he stepped away from Jason telling him he will back.

“ Estelle fell asleep and Paul has work tomorrow morning.” Said Sally as she turned over to see Paul holding Estelle’s sleeping body.

“ Oh okay.” whispered Percy trying to not wake up Estelle. Paul gave Estelle to Percy, Percy hugged Estelle and kissed her on the forehead. Percy gave Estelle to Sally, and hugged Paul. “ Thank you, Thank you for everything.” Said Percy.

“ Paul, dear, can you please take Estelle to the car.” Said Sally as she handed Estelle to Paul, “ I will be there in a couple of minutes.”

Paul nodded and left, leaving Sally and Percy alone.

“ Mom, I love you,” said Percy, “ I am sorry for all those times where I would leave without telling you, Mom, I -”

“ Percy,”

“ No, Mom, you sacrificed everything for me and you even married Gabe for a decade just for me. You would do anything to get me safe -”

“ Percy, that just what mothers do, they protect their kids from dangers and did anything for them.” Said Sally as she wiped her tears, “ and I am proud to call you my son, Percy, you are a brave boy.”

“ Mom -”

“ Percy, listen to me.” Said Sally, “ I would do anything for you, just as long as you are happy.”

“ Percy, you mean the world to me and your sister too.” said Sally as she pulled Percy into a hug.

“ You Guys are my sunshine, pride of joy, and happiness.” Said Sally, “ Perseus Jackson, I love you.”

“ I love you too, mom,” said Percy, and they stood there, hugging each other.

“ Hey Percy! What do you want to do with your present?” asked Nico then realizing Percy was in the middle of something, “ oh wait, was I Interrupting something?”

Percy released Sally, “ Oh, not all Nico.”

“ Sorry, it's just that, the party is ending and Annabeth was wondering what you are going to do about the present.”

“ Take It home, I guess?” Said Percy as he raised his eyebrows

“ Yeah, but Percy, there many presents that you can’t possibly fit in to a taxi.” Said Nico pointing to Percy’s birthday gifts underneath a tree.

“ Oh, um, -”

“ Percy, I can take the gifts to your house.” Said Sally as she walked closer to the tree.

“ Mom, you don’t have to!” Said Percy

“ Percy, Like Nico said, you can’t put all those presents in taxi.” Said Sally, “ and beside on the way to the house, we passed by your apartment.

“ Okay.” Said Percy

Percy and Nico help Sally with the present. It was difficult to get the heavy sculpture wall piece into the car but with some help from Paul, they were able to get into the car. Soon enough, they got all of Percy’s gifts in the car and was ready to leave.

Someone had come out of the beach, yelling Nico’s name. Of course it was Will. Apparently. Will was looking for Nico because He got Nico’s favorite smoothie and couldn’t find him. Nico asked Percy if he was coming.

“ Nico, go ahead.” Said Percy, “ I will be there in a couple of mins.”

Nico nodded, and took Will’s hand and headed toward the beach. Percy turned around to face Sally, who was smiling at him.

“ Mom, I love you” Said Percy as he hugged Sally

“ I love you too,” Said Sally, “ I hope you had a fun birthday, me and annabeth worked very hard on it.”

“ Mom, it was the best birthday ever.” Said Percy

Sally smiled and hugged Percy. Percy said goodbye to Sally and Paul. Percy watched as Paul, Sally, and Estelle drive away.

The city sunset was fading, and it almost time for everyone to leave for start tomorrow. As the last thing, Percy wanted to do was to relive old memories at camp half blood when it was night. The night sky came, everyone sat by the campfire and sang like old times when they were young. It was a magical night.

Before everyone could leave, Percy went up on stage and pick up the microphone.

“ Before everyone leaves, I just wanted to say, thank you so much for everything, every one of you guys have been so important in my life.” said Percy, “ I don’t know what I would do if you guys weren’t in my life.”

“ That all I wanted to say, I love you guys.” said Percy as he placed the microphone back into its place, “ Goodnight!”

The beach was almost completely empty, the sevens plus Grover and Thalia had decided to stay a little bit longer. Together, they sat near the water, watching the waves come and go. Jason and Piper lay next to each other, looking at the stars. While Nico rested his head on Hazel’s shoulder, the same with Annabeth and Percy. Frank was sitting with a smoothie in his hand and Leo building a sandcastle. Thalia was braiding her hair and Grover was chewing on some Diet Coke. Calypso had left as she was tired and Will had to go to work tomorrow.

“ I can’t believe it has been 10 years.” said Percy as he stroked Annebeth’s hair

“ Yeah, crazy it is?” asked Nico

“ Totally is, it was like yesterday I met you.” said Annabeth as she looked into Percy’s green eyes, “ Seaweed brain.”

“ Then, Percy had to go on this crazy quest to get Zeus’s lightning bolt because Zeus accuses Percy of stealing the lightning bolt.” said Grover

“ Turned out, Luke stole it and He and Ares were plotting to bring back the Kronos.” continued Frank

“ But Percy stopped them, and retrieved the lightning bolt and saved the world from a war.” finished Jason

“ After that quest, Percy had an other -“

“ Guys,” said Nico, “ Look at the stars.”

Everyone looked at the sky, a constellation had appeared in the sky. Thalia gasped and placed her hand over her mouth. Annabeth’s eyes started to fill with tears. Up at the sky was a constellation that Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, and Grover instantly realized as they were there when the constellation was made by Artemis.

Up at the sky, where the dark blue and the blue clashed was the constellation, “ the hunteress.” The Hunteress, Zoe Nightshade, a tall, graceful, beautiful, and a loyal huntress of Artemis who sacrifice herself to save Percy. The huntress raise her bow and release her arrow. The arrow flew across the sky, the arrow slowing turned into a shooting star. The shooting star was red, then white, and finally blue and disappeared into outer space.

Percy looked at his friends after seeing such a magnificent sight, Annabeth had tears in her eyes and the same for Thalia, Thalia’s face was soaked with tears. Grover was weeping quietly. While Nico, Leo, Frank, Piper, Jason and Hazel was awed yet had tears in their eyes. They had heard of the quest that Zoe, Thalia, Grover, Bianca, and Percy went on to save Artemis and how Zoë knew that prophecy was talking about her yet she still decided to come. Percy wiped his and Annabeth’s tears away, and looked up in the sky. Percy saw as the constellation slowly disappeared but Percy could have sworn that Zoe smiled at him before disappeared into the dark night sky.

“ Th-at, That was truly,” said Annabeth

“ Beautiful.” finished Thalia, “ It was truly beautiful.”

“ That was a shooting star,” said Grover, “ shooting stars means positive energy and good luck for anyone who sees it.”

Everyone looked at the sky, then at each other. A moment of silence.

“ Hey Guys, do you know Leo is a constellation?” asked Leo

“ Really?” asked everyone expect for Thalia

“ Yeah, The name Leo is associated with fire.” said Leo as he started to some fire.

“ Leo! Don’t burn anything down.” said Nico, “ Or else, Percy had to put you out.”

“ Again.” said Thalia

“ Thalia? Did you know that Leo was a constellation?” asked Hazel

“ Yep, Leo is one of the zodiac, Leo is between the Cancer and Virgo.” said Thalia, “ Leo’s symbolizes lion and it means lion in Latin.”

Everyone looked at her, confused. They didn’t know that Thalia was into astrology, yeah she is a hunter and all but she never really told anyone she was into the stars.

“ What?” asked Thalia as knowledge everyone’s stares toward her

“ You never told us that you were into astrology.” replied Piper

Thalia only shrugged, then check her phone. The screen showed 10: 24. Thalia furrowed her eyebrows together, and close her phone.

“ Sorry Guys,” said Thalia as she stood up, “ Febe texted me, saying I need to come back!”

Thalia brushed off the sand on her pants, said goodbye before leaving. Right then and there, a ring pop on Grover’s phone.

“ Juniper says that I should probably come back to camp hill blood right now as it takes a long time to drive back.” Said Grover, “ and that she is getting worried.”

“ Grover, you should probably go then!” Said Piper, “ Before you worried juniper too much!”

Grover looked at Percy, who nodded and stood up to hug Grover.

“ Thank you for sticking for so long, I love you.” said Percy

“ I love you Percy , goodnight everyone!” said Grover and left.

The Sevens started to talked about their quest they had been on, the quest to free Hera, the quest to free Thanatos, the quest for Athena Parthenos, the quest to the dark on death, the quest for the Physician’s Cure, and of course all the quest, Percy has been on. They even talked about the prophecy, as they got deeper with the talk. Percy felt himself the time had flown past as it now 11:09.

“ Guys, can we stop talking about this?” said Percy out of the blue , “ It brings back horrible memories.”

Everyone quickly came quiet, all of them felt bad for talking about the quest when it was Percy’s birthday. Leo looked at the sea, Piper checkout her pink and red nails, Hazel and Nico looked up into the sky full of stars, Jason suddenly becoming really interested with the rock in the sand, while Annabeth looked at Percy with a saw soft look on her face. Percy suddenly feeling bad for making them sad.

“ Sorry.” said Percy quietly

“ Percy,” said Annabeth, “ Don’t be sorry, We should be the one saying sorry.”

“ Yeah, Sorry Percy.” said Nico, “ It your birthday too.”

Piper, Jason, Hazel, Leo, and Frank, said sorry, clearly feeling bad for talking about the horrible memories Percy had to go through. Of course, they didn’t mean to talking about it, it just somehow came up their minds. So, instead of the bad memories they talked about the good memories.

They talked for a good twenty minutes, when the group noticed the Piper wasn’t talking like she usually is. They found Piper asleep on Jason’s shoulder.

“ I mean, I know why she is asleep.” said Hazel quietly, “ It literally 11:34.”

“ Jason, you should probably take her home,” said Frank, “ Piper need her beauty sleep.”

Jason quietly laughed, trying to not wake Piper up. “ Goodnight!”

As time passed, the seven started to leave to go home. Leaving Annabeth and Percy, the only on the beach. It is now 11:41, getting closer to not being Percy’s birthday anymore. Annabeth and Percy was talking about how the day went.

“ Perc, we should go home.” said Annabeth as she stood up, “ it also midnight.”

“ Okay, Can I first saying goodbye?” Said Percy as he point to the ocean

“Of course, I'm going to call the taxi.” Said Annabeth

Percy nodded, Annabeth exited the beach leaving Percy only on the beach. Percy walked closer to the ocean, the feeling the sea to call out to him, the feeling of home. Percy touched the salty water, he suddenly felt more awake and stronger.

“ Dad? I don’t know if you are going to hear this but I just wanted to say thank you, Thank you for giving me my life.”

Annabeth came back to the beach, “ Percy! the taxi is here.”

“ Okay!” yelled back Percy,

“ I love you.” Whispered Percy to the sea

With that, Percy left the beach with Annabeth. Ready to go back to their cozy apartment, Percy took one more glance at the sea, the ocean shine in the moonlight. The taxi pulled away from the beach, Percy smiled at the ocean full of blue.

The beach was now empty, well not really. From afar distance, a curly black hair man who had a muscular body. The man had blue eyes, elfish features, and sly grin came down from the sky with a package, no, two packages. Then, there was a cloud of smoke, when the cloud of smoke faded. The man had disappeared.

When Percy and Annabeth, got back to their apartment, Percy opened the door and quickly went to the bathroom. While Annabeth noticed two packages addressed to Percy. Curious, Annabeth picked up the package and placed them on the table and locked the door.

“ Percy?” asked Annabeth, “ Did you ordered something?”

Percy shook his head as he came out of the bathroom, “ No, why you ask?”

“ Well, there are two packages on the table.” Said Annebeth as she picked up one of the boxes.

“ Really? I didn’t order anything, Maybe it was you who ordered it.” asked Percy as he walked over to the table.

“ No, It has your name on it.” said Annabeth as she handed Percy one of the boxes, “ This one has your full name on it, it could only be -”

“ Dad.” said Percy as he grabbed the scissors on the table and rips the box opened.

Inside the box, was a picture frame of Poseidon, Tyson, and Percy posing in the Aquarium.. It was one of the rarest occasions where Poseidon would take Percy and Tyson on trips but that day will always remain in Percy’s heart. With the picture, was a short letter from Poseidon, saying, Happy Birthday, Percy. I love you.

Percy smiled, and placed the box back on the table. Annabeth had opened the other boxes and was reading a letter. Annabeth smiled to herself as she read the letter.

“ Annie? Who is it from?” asked Percy as he sat down on the floor next to Annabeth

“ It from Camp Halfblood, Apparently, Chiron felt bad for missing the party as he had to stay in duty so he sent you a gift.” Said Annabeth, she handed Percy the box.

“ Oh, he didn’t have to.” said Percy as he examined the box.

The box was an orange box with a brown bow, inside the box was another white box with a blue ribbon. Surrounding the box, was a bunch of notes, curious, Percy picked up one of the notes. Happy Birthday Percy! — Connor Stoll. Something clicked into Percy’s mind.

“ Wait, is all of these letter from -” said Percy

“ Yes, Percy.” said Annabeth, “ Everyone at camp halfblood wrote you a happy birthday card.”

“ That, That so sweet, when we go back, remind me to say thank you” Said Percy, “ Wait, no. I should write them a letter.”

Percy grabbed some paper and placed it on the table. Percy was trying to find a pen and was having no luck.

“ Hey Perc, Maybe you should look at Chiron’s gift.” Said Annabeth

Percy looked confused yet he still opened Chiron’s gift, inside the box was a pen and a letter. Percy took the note and read it.

Dear Percy,

I have gotten you a pen for your birthday as it marks the 10 year anniversary since the first quest. Today is a very special day in Olympic and here in the mortal world. It was like yesterday, I gave you the riptie not knowing how much greatness you would bring to the world. Like I said in the letter, I am sorry I couldn’t be there for your birthday, everyone at camp is getting ready for another year of school. I hope you a fun birthday.

Signed, Chiron

P.S. the pen is actually works, not a sword.

Percy smiled, and took the pen to write camp hill blood, a letter. After, he placed the pen back into its original spot and put the letter into an envelope to be mailed out tomorrow.

Percy came back and tackled annabeth with a hug, “ Thank you for the best birthday ever.”

Annabeth kissed Percy, “ I can’t wait till next year”

Late in the Night, when the city’s asleep, Percy and Annabeth were cuddling by the window with the mermaid blanket that piper got him. Percy, thinking how lucky he was, Percy has an amazing family who loves him dearly, Percy has friends who stuck with him, Percy has wonderful girlfriend who he loves and makes him happy everyday. Percy is lucky enough to live another day. Percy looked at the night sky, the stars are shining, the moon is brightest it has ever been, the moon reminds Percy of Annabeth’s stormy grey eyes.

“ Perc?” asked Annabeth, “ You alright?”

“ Yeah,” Said Percy as he smiled at Annabeth, “ Just thinking how lucky I am.”

“ I love you.” Said Annabeth, “ Seaweed Brain.”

“ I love you too.” said Percy, “ Wise girl.”

part two of my one shot!! :)

#leo valdez #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #hazel levesque #frank zhang #jason grace #thalia grace #zoe nightshade #piper mclean #nico di angelo #will solace #solangeo #posideon #happybirthday #grover underwood #juniper #seaweed brain #wise girl

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1940snico · 6 years

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Percy Jackson Headcanons

- he is the best one on the high school swim team

- the amount of non-athlete students at meets DOUBLED since he joined

- everyone wants to see him easily beat every single competitor

- people whisper about him

- some say “he’s cheating”

- others say “how can he cheat?”

- most people don’t know how he does it, but just go with it because school spirit, right?

- he’s easily one of the most popular guys at school

- most girls and some boys (sand probably some enbies too) have huge crushes on him

- they’re all jealous of Annabeth

- one time, a girl tried to flirt with Percy

- she was judo flipped by Annabeth

- no one tried flirting with him again

- when prom season hits, percy is stressed on how to ask Annabeth

- lots of people do over the top prom-posles so he thought he had to do one too

- he got a sign and put “I went with you to Tartarus, so will you go with me to prom?”

- he was going to give it to some fish and take her on an underwater walk and the fish would hold it up and it would be sweet

- but he forgot things get wet and the sign was destroyed

- percy ended up just saying what the sign said anyway

- he found a baby blue tux and wanted to go in that

- Annabeth refused

- but she did wear a beautiful blue dress and Percy had a matching tie

- obviously the corsage was blue

- on the first night of their last year at camp, Percy proposed

- Annabeth accepted (obviously)

- they wanted to get married before they went to college in New Rome

- so the last full day at camp was their wedding

- they had it on the boarder so mortal family could still attend

- though they did make sure Ares was sat there to kill any monsters

- all the campers can, a lot from Camp Jupiter too even.

- Piper, Reyna, Hazel and Thalia were all bridesmaids (Piper was the maid of honor)

- Grover, Nico, Frank and Leo were the groomsmen (Grover was the best man)

- Chiron officiated it

- All of the Olympians + Hades and Persephone came

- Annabeth didn’t want Hera there but she came anyway because it’s a GREEK DEMIGOD wedding and she’s literally the goddess of MARRIAGE

- Magnus came with his Floor 19 buddies, Hearth and Blitz

- Nico was shocked to learn most of them were dead

- Frederick Chase and Athena both walked Annabeth down the aisle because Athena insisted she did it but usually it’s the father

- Aphrodite released doves and one of them pooped on Hera which Annabeth was happy about

- the cake was a beautiful three tier blue velvet, chocolate and marble cake

- they didn’t sacrifice any to the gods because they were right here to eat it (Zeus *almost* threw a fit but then he tasted the blue velvet)

- their honeymoon was in a underwater palace that Annabeth designed, naiads built and Percy kept dry

- a few month after going to school in New Rome, Annabeth discovered she was pregnant with their first child

- Percy was so excited

- like more excited then he should have been

- at the sex reveal party (which Percy set up), Annabeth opened a box with blue balloons

- everyone was like “it’s a boy!” But Percy yelled “it’s a girl!”

- people were like ??? But it’s blue ??? And Percy was like yeah but girls can still like blue

- so yeah the baby was a girl

- her name was Silena Bianca Chase

- (yes Percy took Annabeth’s last name)

- when she was born, Percy dropped out of school

- he decided he would be a full time dad

- he wasn’t that good at school anyway and had no idea what he would do for a job

- when Silena became 11, they decided its time for her to go to Camp for the summer

- she was the first legacy to ever go to Camp Halfblood

- Chiron wasn’t sure if she should be put with the Athena Cabin or Poseidon Cabin

- ultimately, she was put in Athena, but they started constructing two Legacy Cabins, one for boys and one for girls.

- once Mr. D found out, he immediately demanded a third Cabin for anyone who didn’t exactly fit the binary

- Anyway, back in New Rome, Percy started working for Camp Jupiter in the summer while his daughter was away

- they needed a residential son of Neptune (Poseidon is close enough) to (pun alert) oversea their new navy

- percy helped design a small Navy if only five ships, one modern battle ship, one fishing boat, one sail boat and two speed boats for quests like he had when he first came to Camp Jupiter

- he taught a class on sailing which went great until he introduced the kids to the water and they were to freaked out to go on the boat

- he had to promise them that his father would not kill them

- eventually, the Romans warmed up to Neptune

- when a real child of Neptune came along in a few years, no one was afraid of her

- Percy actually lived a long life and had two more kids, Sally Zoë Chase and Luke Ethan Chase.

- Percy died of liver cancer when he was 67, and Annabeth died of breast cancer when she was 72.

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