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wrestlingarsenal · 2 months

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#cash wheeler #hunk in trunks #fat ass appreciation society #full tight spandex trunks #tag team wrestling #ftr #pat on the ass

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beanghostprincess · 3 months

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Behind every successful lesbian, there's an equally gay man who's slightly scared of her and acts like her guard dog

#you say gay/lesbian hostility i say gay/lesbian best friendism with a long-ass contract that states he must protect her at all costs #she doesn't pay him btw the contract is just there out of love she pays him with pats in the head because he's a dog #one piece #roronoa zoro #cat burglar nami #platonic zonami

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stewyhosseini-bf · 11 months

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they are literally brothers that's his little brother man!!!!!! you don't get it!!!!!!

#long post #ok is this proof that connor likes kendall the most? no i guess #obviously this is being selective but i'm telling you watch all of those scenes and you will know what i mean #obviously he loves shiv and rome as well but the fact that kendall not only got the least votes but SO MUCH LESS than the other two #like no.. you guys don't get it he loves him :( that's his little bro!#also these are not all of them i could only fit 30 images. more in the reblog #obviously he loves shiv and rome but also shiv is like very very mean to him 99% of the time lmao. and roman's nicer than shiv #maybe but still not very nice. he still loves their ungrateful asses! but you can def see him being warmest towards kendall #in the way they just interact with each other idk. always hugging always patting him ... that's his little bro!#mostly i'm just mad over ppl so unanimously deciding it's not kendall . none of you get it >:(#connor roy #kendall roy #roy siblings

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canisalbus · 6 months

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Everyone's talking about how cute raccoons are, and while i agree wholeheartedly, all i can think about it the time i was at camp and i woke up to raccoons in our tent cause one was patting my ass through my cot, and then another grabbed one of the other girls' hands and she screamed and our councilor had to literally sweep the raccoons out of our tent with the broom she grabbed to hit intruders with lol. we made extra sure everything was zipped all the way closed after that

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#I keep forgetting that raccoons are an actual existing animal that people come across like it's no big deal #as you may know I'm from Finland and we don't have raccoons here so to me they feel very ~exotic~#same for opossums and skunks #the american trash mammal trifecta #also armadillos those are extremely cool #“patting my ass through the cot” how rude #answered #anonymous #I've said this before but would love to see an opossum one day they are Such Creatures

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stoshasaurus · 3 months

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had a discussion with some friends about HAL 9000. i love this little goober (and his adolescent son)

anddddd

computer case HAL. i need him to run around and have zoomies.

( i know that HAL needs a massive server room to operate, but indulge me, okay? you want to pet him you KNOW you do)

#2001: a space odyssey #hal 9000 #auto wall e #cuties #the best father-son duo you've ever seen #YESS GETTEM HAL #BEAT THEY ASS #my poor babies #they deserve better #one like = one gentle pat for hal

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measlyscrapofseafood · 1 month

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affection

bonus doodle

#tron #tronblr #tron x yori #tron/yori #rinzler/yori #rinzyor #my art #i thought i’d lost the second doodle and got rlly sad but then i found it #it’s from JANUARY??????#it’s so so important to me that you know both hands are yoris #girl n her weird ass dogboy #there is lore behind why rinzler is a head pat fan but i dare not say it so i don’t look even more insane

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stromer · 2 months

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nothing to see here! just a 6'6" man and his 5'8" teammate celebrating a goal! ✧ canucks @ ducks 3.03.24

#what if we were both little shits except one of us was really small and the other was absurdly large and we used to pester eachother #before we were teammates but Now you bend down so i can pat your head after i score because i'm so small and petite and you're so tall???#crazy ass hypothetical 'What If' and surely not a reality!#anyway... self indulgent gif. since all of my garly ones seem to be…. i loooveeee a tiny man and im fond of big z… god forbid…#conor garland #nikita zadorov #vancouver canucks #canucks lb

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wodimewoahtime · 3 days

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OMG WHAT THESE ARE SOOO CUTE EHAT

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darlingsart · 8 months

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Would you tell us (or show us) what happened when Pyrrhus first met Patroclus?

He got attached to him very quickly lmao

Part 5/??? Of this Modern AU!

Part 1 || Part 2 || Part 3 || Part 4

#the song of achilles #tsoa #patrochilles #angies art #modern au #pyrrhus #who WOULDNT want pat for a dad let’s be real #sorry this took so long school has been kicking my ASS #asks

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demolition-lesbians · 2 years

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Pat pat

#pat his ass #gerard way #ray toro #mcr #my chemical romance #return era

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adhdslugcrimes · 1 month

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Fae-fetched au

Dick: good boy.

Wally, blue screen, error noises, heart eyes, tail wagging:

Zatanna: that's not healthy.

Wally: girl, did I ask for your opinion.

#dick grayson #wally west #birdflash #zatanna #his simp card comes with sassin #Dick is teasing him #Wally just puppy coded #my kinnie ass does the same #sometimes ya just need a pat on the head and called a good boy #kittycat came up with this and I love it

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girlfriendline · 2 months

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he's flirting with the refs again

wild @ preds || 29.2.24

#kirill kaprizov #minnesota wild #the fucking ass pat lmao #kirill #mine.gif

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dadsinsuits · 3 months

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Pat Rabbitte

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m1nts · 8 days

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Hey guys do you want BBC Ghosts stickers?

I made these five so far and more is to come!! So when everyone is dropped I’ll open up shop for preorders :3

#fanart #bbc ghosts #the captain #julian fawcett #pat butcher #lieutenant havers #Humphrey bone #stickers #THE REST OF THE GHOSTS WILL COME TOO #SO MARY. KITTY. LADY B. THOMAS AND ROBIN ENJOYERS WILL GET THEIR SHARE!!#ILL BE ON VACAY IN A COUPLE DAYS SO YOULL BET UR ASS IM ALSO DESIGNING THEIR STICKERS TOO #also it would greatly appreciate the fact that I’m using the money to buy myself a new Huion tablet cord #because it broke just today 💀💀

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teratodentata · 1 year

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Fat Pikachu

#pokemon a day #pokemon #pikachu #fat pikachu #flying pikachu #yes yes #patting myself on the ass and back

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statementlou · 9 months

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just thinking about the way at the beginning of everything we tried throwing flags onstage like yeah? no? and he didn't want that so it stopped, but he did like the signs and flags in the crowd so those multiplied and how the shirt ripping became a thing only after he laughed off the early tugging and unbuttoning and kept laughing it off when it escalated to tearing and how the fans tugged his shirt to pieces last night while he leaned in and giggled and watched them struggle but no one went for the big ass zipper on his trackies and I just love how him loving us and having faith in us makes us want to be better for him and live up to it and the relationship between him and his fans truly is, as he says, something special and different

#and how when he walked through the crowd they just reached up and went pat pat pat so gently #all but like one person and even they just kind of poked a little #and he was putting his ASS right in peoples reach there was RESTRAINT exercised #and there were things that he didn't like! but when he said so #they really did stop #the fact that ONE person throwing somethng was a big thing is testament to how its stopped as much as anythiing #blah blah blah #louis and his louies

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