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stromer · 7 hours

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2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs: Round 1, Game 4 Brockstar 🎩🎩🎩 | Canucks @ Predators | April 28, 2024

#THE BROCKSTAR COMES TO LIFE #QHUGHES DANGLE ALSO ......#you are my cinema..............#brock boeser

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stromer · 7 hours

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oh no yeah I understand i also love the canucks but since i Live in tennessee they are legally my enemies rn 😭

location loyalties ARE extremely real and i think scientists need to start studying this phenomena!

#always rooting for the sharks when the nucks play them . that 10-1 homicide i was in the stands for left me a little bit evil

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stromer · 8 hours

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im like one of the only preds fan on this app and im so mad right now KDHDKFB my team is fucking shit 😭

most undeserved win of all time 😭😭 sorry you had to experience the worst kind of canucks hockey

#i'd literally start seething and going full on psycho if i were you truly start slapping them with catfish in the locker room #but also ... not really sorry i'm sure you understand

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stromer · 8 hours

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that was arguably the funniest possible way this game could've ended. the nucks had no fucking business winning and YET

#if i ws a pred i'd be pissed as hell that i tried to kill them all and had a lead pretty much the whole game just for them to get a 3-1 lea #im cRYINGAKDFLAJDFADF

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stromer · 8 hours

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LINDY YOU ARE A GOD

#ELIAS LINDHOLM PLAYOFF MONSTER #kajdhfkadflajsf lWHAT THE FUCK #canucks lb

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BOES HATTY FOR OT I SCRUMPT…..

brock boeser playoff hatty you will always be so famous

#YIPPEEE!!!!!#this fucking team . cockroaches (derogatory) but brock is like a sweet little ladybug

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stromer · 8 hours

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brock has more playoff hattys than am34 btw

#YOU PEOPLE ARE GLAZING THE WRONG MAN!#MY GOAT MY GOAT MY GOAT #just incase anyone was wonderin g .... because i don't think brock got enough love for all of his regular season hattys so

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stromer · 8 hours

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2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs: Round 1, Game 4 Canucks @ Predators | April 28, 2024

#i hope somehow he knows i would die for him . and never put him through what his team has #arturs silovs

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stromer · 9 hours

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its kinda like .... these dudes just expect someone else to step up and be The Guy to bail them out. hopping onto the ice and proving the bystander effect is real while their goalie needs to ice his head between periods because he's been standing on it the entire game

#if y'all dgaf then Idgaf.............#game's been arguably unfair and that forsy goal was a kick but . this is just a pathetic showing regardless #canucks lb

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stromer · 9 hours

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you could be having a straight up horrible time watching your team play hockey and a dude who calls himself biznasty unironically will show up after to discuss how shit they are . that's just ridiculous to me

#just had to watch the most insufferable period of hockey @ tnt WHAT MAKES YOU THINK i want to hear biznasty2point0 tell me what went wrong #it's truly the most jarring experience . lundqvist isn't on the panel to ogle so what's the point #AND COLBY IS HERE ... please god someone save me but more importantly someone save my hockey club #oh wait hi shaq .... maybe ... everything i've been spitting was worth sitting thru to see his big ol ass dancing around mysteriously

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stromer · 10 hours

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nothing can bother me. the canucks turning the puck over a bajillion times a shift is none of my business. practicing peace and wishing ill on whoever scores on arty next. in my lane and chilling even

#just awful things happening in smashville . someone hurl a catfish through my screen and take me out of my misery #canucks lb

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stromer · 10 hours

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2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs: Round 1, Game 4 Canucks @ Predators | April 28, 2024

#they used to chase him around school and bully him calling him “sweet boy! sweet boy!”#arturs silovs

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stromer · 10 hours

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if i had a nickel for every time a team captain, who also happens to be a defenseman, left the game i’d have two nickels….. which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

#nash is filled with beautiful men who also happen to be BUMS……… but never you roman…. never you……#going after pete and brock and quinn and now TYMY .......... evil nasty work #too many incidents and we aren’t finished with the first period i hope we all die #canucks lb

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stromer · 11 hours

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the vibe i bring to the function: