ff16 oc is still living rent free in my head unfortunately so. subjecting you to him.
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Neil as a team captain is positively delightful, because making him captain is both absolutely insane and absolutely brilliant. It capitalizes on the passive effect of having one (1) Neil Josten (god knows the world couldn’t handle if there were more of him) on the team in the most efficient way. Like. I’m 90% sure that after spending some time around him on the same team, most people will look up to him completely awestruck for how much he has impacted their lives, but that’s just not what is actually happening here. I feel like what’s going on is this:
Neil is a terribly amazing choice for team captain entirely because Neil is a meddlesome little asshole who will forcibly fix all of his teammates’ personal problems and improve their entire lives for literally no other reason than that he needs them to be able to focus on fucking ball so he can win at sports. It’s not even that he genuinely cares about people and their well-being (apart from his original foxes). He just gets pissed when things aren’t working properly because it makes Exy annoying when the lineup can’t communicate. Exy isn’t supposed to be annoying. Exy is life. He’d meddle whether he is captain or not, but by making him captain, he has so much more official executive power at his hands. It’s like people are explicitly asking for him to do his worst. So, fueled by his own competitiveness and love for the sport, off he goes.
Neil is just as bad as Kevin when it comes to his Exy obsession. The major difference between them is that Kevin is endlessly tactical and he runs Exy with a focus on a technical and physical level entirely, whereas Neil’s approach is to look beyond a lack of practice and basically psychoanalyzing people on why they are not doing 110% for Exy. Kevin says “let’s run this drill 500 times, then we will inevitably be better”. Meanwhile Neil is scheming how to coerce and bribe people into life-changing decisions and long-needed healing, entirely because he wants to optimize playing a sport. Exy is a team sport, which is why this is the most logical approach his little Exy brain comes up with rather than minding his own fucking business. He looks at the team and is like “is anyone gonna whip this into shape? No?? I’ll fucking do it then cowards” and goes and does exactly that. It’s like he’s fixing the equipment so he can play.
I don’t think anyone except for Andrew is really aware that Neil really isn’t doing this out of the innate goodness of his heart, but because his personal brand of practicality involves the most convoluted and creative kind of scheming. I feel like Neil is a lot more selfish than people give him credit for. Sure, there’s people he cares deeply and unconditionally for, but that’s really not everyone. It’s fascinating to watch, especially because it’s not like he ever hides that he doesn’t particularly care, but people kinda assume he does, because why else would he put in this much effort?
Exy. The answer is Exy.
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I STILL CAN'T GET OVER HOW IN THE BEGINNING, CALE PUSHED EVERYONE AWAY. You may say it's because of how "dangerous" and "trouble packed" their journey will be in the story later on— BUT. I JUST CANT HELP BUT FEEL LIKE MAYBE , JUST MAYBE. He didn't want them to be affected by his "curse" (side effect of WS) whether he knew about it or not. Just consider the fact that he KNOWS what will happen to them and how they'll be fighting for a better world and it'd be MUCH better if he's not there. Just in case he worsens whatever will happen.
He's such an unreliable narrator <3 the Worst Kind Ever.
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I will never get tired of going crazy about Merlin episode 2×01. Yes, I am Cornelius Sigan, the dark wizard whose spells brought fear to all of Camelot, yes, my magic is so strong that even after my death I will find a way to take revenge on the fucking kingdom, and yes, I think this ✨shiny blue heartie-shaped diamond✨ is perfect suitable as a container for my black soul
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While rereading your liveblogs, I have discovered more things that would’ve foreshadowed Acid Tokyo being past Clow
Specifically that the book in the old language Clow used to have supposedly talked about vampires (cough cough)
(Another person sent a submission about this page as well - thank you both of you!)
I love so many things about this detail. It's ABSURD that they put this in here with such a tiny focus and then never addressed it again BUT YES THIS BOOK IS ABSOLUTELY written in modern Japanese, which would be "ancient" to the people of Clow.
BUT ALSO? THE AUDACITY OF THIS?
At the time you first read this scene, it is just "an old book that is about vampires".
But with hindsight, if this book is written in the time of Acid Tokyo, then it is more than likely actually talking about Subaru and Kamui. So Seishirou is here, looking for tales about vampires to try and find Subaru, and reading about BASED ON Subaru when he was IN THIS ACTUAL WORLD.
Meaning Seishirou WAS IN THE RIGHT PLACE just several hundred/thousand years too late.
WHICH IS EVEN FUNNIER considering Kamui and Subaru wanted to leave Acid Tokyo as soon as they could because they knew Seishirou would find that world eventually. TURNS OUT THEY WERE RIGHT, BUT THEY DIDN'T ACTUALLY NEED TO RUSH AFTER ALL.
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they should've given zenos so much more cake
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Gun Park with Reader: Junkyard shenanigans
CH460 spoiler - no plot spoilers tho. G/N. Crack. Inspired by @razypie tag.
"Gun... Seriously?!"
You yell, squinting at the figure making its way higher and higher, up the heap of discarded units.
For a brief moment, his body stills then he continues on as if he didn't hear you.
Bastard.
At first that idiot tried to fucking jump. And yeah, he may be strong as shit but even Gun Park wouldn't be able to jump however the fuck high that is.
...Actually. You did think he could, but the way he fell back down, somehow still landing on his feet like a cat, made you cackle.
The furious look and 'fuck you' he threw your way did nothing to halt your laughter.
He would never admit it, but you reckon this is something to do with aesthetics. The 'cool' view of him smoking at the top.
Sure, it's not a pile of bodies like James Lee once sat upon (the impressiveness of that particular feat spread throughout all of Seoul and is still a sore point for Gun and Goo to this day.)
For Gun, you suppose, this pile of junk would have to do for now. Until he decides to fight some poor souls and recreate a higher and better mountain of victims to make himself a throne out of.
("Compensating for something? Yes your throne will be much much bigger than James Lee. Good for you, Big Boy." You had said to Gun when you were feeling particularly mouthy and brave. Luck was also on your side as you managed to dodge his kick aimed for your head.)
Goddamn. Sometimes you truly forget that he's only 20 years old and then he pulls shit like this.
That's not even considering his atrocious outfit. Topless with those brown track pants and loafers. How is he supposed to look cool wearing that? What was he even thinking?
Taking your phone out of your pocket, you click record to immortalise forever the image of Gun Park clambering up on all fours. Leg occasionally slipping like a dog trying to find purchase again.
Goo is going to get a kick out of this.
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emmet: you can have a bite. just a little.
eelektross, an animal who does not understand moderation: slorp
emmet, waking up on the gear station office couch with a juice packet loosely held in his hand: what year is it
ingo, handing him a cracker; apparently hisui times since you’re performing bloodletting in public
I feel bad for the subway staff that have to put up with these guys
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thinking about post canon and the difficulties of a new kingdom
firstly the island wasn't even a kingdom, in itself the change back into aristocracy would have people thrown back plus the guy don't even have royal blood??? he may be the "demon eater" and ward off monsters but the surprise would wear off and then what? he's not known or noble born or loved by the people, he's a legend but that's all! he needs to be known, loved and respected by his citizens!
thinking about kabru running himself to the ground trying to teach laios how to carry himself, organize banquets with nearby village leaders, organizing festivals and balls to increase morale
but what made me think all of this is how awful would be to teach laios ballroom dances, i don't doubt laios knows folk dances as the son of a village leader but try teaching that man how to waltz and you will know the meaning of having two left feet
I pity yaad and kabru for all hours spent in a lost cause, I think marcille would also try to help but with her dance moves....well,also falin is probably just as bad
mithrun can probably waltz (or some elven variant of it) as he has noble blood, so a week before the ball is filled with long days spent trying to teach him etiquette and long nights trying to teach him how to waltz (it would be romantic if kabru wasn't infuriated and about to pop a blood vessel)
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VOLO MY BELOVED RRHAHHRHHAHRHHAHEHHRHHRHRHRHHHH🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💥💥💥💥
FINALLY MADE HIS REFERENCE SHEET BECAUSE MY BRAIN WOULDNT STOP MAKING FAKE SCENARIOS ABOUT HIM BEING EPIC RRRAHHHHH LEAVE ME ALONEEEE (giving info later cuz its late at night and im so tired, tumblr do not explode me again pls spare me)
DRAWING THAT ARCEUS HAIR OF HIS MADE ME FALL ON THE FLOOR AND COLLAPSE CUZ I STRUGGLED SO HARD TO DO IT RRAH I HATE HIM BUT I LOVE HIM HE IS MY WIFE
Some other versions cuz i felt like it huehueh
And some doodlers of him (the one on the top were supposed to be the first thing i made before making the references hhhhhh
(hold up i needa do smth imma give explanation later wait)
(listening to Fantasize by ariana grande made me extra gay for this man help me)
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Wonder what Time’s doing during the latest update
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Okay, I know this is going to sound kind of....dumb, but what exactly is Hermitcraft?
I started following when you started doing welcome home, and completely missed the other side of your account T^T
Oh no worries 😂 Hermitcraft is a Minecraft SMP (Survival Multiplayer server) that consists offfff somewhere around 26 (don’t quote me on that) Minecraft YouTubers. It’s completely vanilla (not modded), and they all usually record their own series for it. Each member is referred to as a “Hermit”, and they often create their own large projects and collaborate with each other. Each series is unique to the Hermit and how they go about playing and what they intend to do on the server - some prefer a storytelling approach, others are more strictly normal survival, for example. And all of them accomplish some amazing projects!
The server itself was created YEARS ago and has since grown and changed with different members and it’s separated into seasons. Currently they’re on season 9! That doesn’t mean you’ve missed a lot or anything. You can start with any season, really because what happens in each season is unique to each. Some hermits might reference old seasons or transition between seasons with bits of roleplay to connect them, but GENERALLY they just kinda. Move on
Regardless, my favorite Hermits to watch right now for this season are Xisumavoid, ZedaphPlays, Goodtimeswithscar, ImpulseSV, and Mumbo Jumbo :) I usually draw art of Xisuma though haha! I got around to watching him when I came across Evil Xisuma which his his goofy evil alter ego he made a while back and it fed into my love for alter egos
I love it a lot, there’s a LOT of content of it to watch and it’s a pretty eventful server 😌
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mmm essay about sally and kid gort in the tags (cw for child abuse, mentions of suicide, animal cruelty and a murder attempt. i always hope i don’t have to say this but just in case: i don’t excuse or condone any of her or gort’s behaviour at all.) this is literally not even touching upon everything i have to say because i hit the fucking tag limit lmao. NOBODY READ IT’S BAD BRAINSTORMING I JUST NEEDED TO GET IT OUT SOMEHOW
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