bts doing no nut november - explicit
been a minute since we did a headcanons post huh!!!! and this felt ~seasonally appropriate~ š¤ i actually discussed this a million years ago w my hyungline chat and the lovely @goodsoop - thanks for always feeding my insane bts brainrot, love y'all š© (and i'm really just considering this as no fap/not discussing or thinking abt partnered sex here, just fyi~)
knj: loses on day 1. this virgo has his masturbation routine down, so engrained as a part of his daily life, that on november first he doesn't even realize what day it is. he just busts a fat nut to one of his very favorite porn videos (downloaded to his computer ofc) without thinking twice about it, and it's only as he's cleaning up the mess that he's like.... fuuuuuuck.... i knew i was forgetting something š¤¦āāļø
ksj: doesn't do it out of protest OR reluctantly agrees but then quits on day 1. y'all simply are not gonna tell this man what to do! he comes when he wants to come dammit! his dongsaengs might be able to convince him to "say" he'll do it, but the minute he actually wants to jerk off, the competition is over lmao. there's not even any good reason why he should hold it in - besides, isn't that bad for you??? unhealthy??? this game is stupid and he doesn't wanna play š¤
myg: has no trouble not coming for 30 days, could probably win on accident. i feel the agust d hoes coming to fight me about this one but i'm sorry š¤·āāļø imo yoongs is a low libido guy!!! and you can't change my mind!!!!! make your own post lol! imo he'd rather save it for when he's with a partner, and besides, he's obviously too busy working or sleeping or watching cat videos. plus it's just so much effort and he hates having to deal with the mess after. he's fine with it, homie probably ends up in no-nut january without even really meaning to š„±
jhs: wins, but it's a struggle. we all know he's got that serious business 'dance teacher hobi' scary amount of self control.... but eventually his ~urges~ do get pretty strong and hard (lol) to ignore. i can see hoseok being one to try and keep himself busy to keep the horny thoughts away š¤£ his big-ass closet is getting reorganized, new choreo is getting learned for no reason, and if you see him spam a ton of selfies on instagram, it's cause he's trying to distract himself š¤Ŗ
pjm: tries and absolutely loses. mini is sooooo physical and touchy i just don't see this one working out for him. in the beginning of the month i think he feels like it's pretty easy and he wants to do good and get praised by the other members, but midway through november he gets pretty desperate. he tells himself it's not really masturbating if he just humps against the bed and doesn't finish, but then one thing leads to another and it just.... feels too good to stop š«
kth: does it wrong and wins. we all know taehyung lives on his own mf planet so i absolutely believe this man is gonna EDGE himself for 30 days in a row. literally bring himself right to the brink of orgasm, then hop in a cold-ass shower and carry on with his life. it's fun for him š¤ and when the members tell him he's doing it wrong, he says he's doing the advanced version š and i just.... god bless whoever is on the receiving end of that load on december first lmfaoooooo š¦
jjk: OF COURSE HE FUCKING WINS. jk is the one who makes everyone participate, no fucking question, and he is in it to WIN IT bc of course he is. i know he's a jerkoff pro tho so he has to suddenly deal with having.... EVEN MORE excess energy than usual š¤£ we're talking multiple workout sessions a day, every day, just to burn it all off (namjoon goes with him even tho he's already lost š„²). maybe even a tattoo session to help get his mind off things idk š and when it's finally december first he's jerking off til his dick is RAW lmfao š
what do you think? any you agree/disagree with? š lemme know~
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Can I request Aoi Todo headcannons? We love big beefy men š¤Ŗš If itās okay, can you also make this one plus sized friendly š
omg yeah iād be happy to!!! my boy todo never gets any love i never see anybody write abt him :(</3 so i am actually hella excited that u requested this. we do in fact love big beefy men here
general aoi todo headcanons
cw: gn! reader, nsfw stuff thatās separate from the sfw stuff
a/n: still working on my yuji and gojo one shots, sorry theyāre taking so long. iām peculiar bc my writing :(
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i feel like this is kindaaa self explanatory but ur gonna have to put up with his idol obsession if ur in a relationship with him iām sorry loves
heās just a fanboy tho nothing to take personally
itās kinda cute how excited he gets abt it like heās so passionate
he gets all jealous tho if u talk about some celebrity u find attractive
donāt get me wrong heāll never ACTUALLY get angry
but pouty is definitely the right word
he just doesnāt like to share u :(</3
bc letās be real heās more obsessed with u than anybody else
heās so smitten for u like
i imagine when he asked u out in his head beforehand he was like āOH YEAH I GOT THIS NOTHING WILL GET IN MY WAY >:)))ā
and then when the time actually came and he was asking u he was like
āwould uu (Ā“,,ā¢Ļā¢,,)ā¦ umā¦ (ćā½ć) like to hang out with me maybeeeā¦. one on one? (ē¬ĀŗĻĀŗē¬) like i mean a date - ITSCOOLIFNOTTHOUGHDONTFEELOBLIGATEDTOSAYYES (^ā^ļ¼)ā while looking anywhere but your eyes
like that would happen regardless of how close you were beforehand
and then u say yes and heās all like āAH OF COURSE YOU SAID YES I KNEW YOU WOULD >:DDDDā
he calls u babe/baby sigh
being in a relationship with todo also probably means being pretty good friends with yuji as well
it also entails alwaysss being on the go
this guy has no chill so ur probably gonna have to have a lot of energy to be with him
he may be a little airheaded but he knows heās a handful so he appreciates u always being there dealing with him :)
i feel like todo would also prefer a fellow jujutsu sorcerer s/o
mmmm yes watching u fight his eyeballs find that so delicious
howeverrrrrrr if u do just lead a regular life thatās cool too u just gotta be super open minded with what he does as a sorcerer bc heās gonna be super open about it with you
like thatās a really good quality he has
he is literally ALWAYS honest
heās incapable of lying to you
and even if he did try lying heād be soooo bad at it LOLL
i feel like todo falls victim to the ābig strong beefy man is secretly an even bigger softieā trope
heās suchhhh a sucker for some cute cheesy romance he definitely collects shoujo manga
for some reason i feel like heās surprisingly good at skin care?
(please do remind him that deodorant exists tho)
also might ask to get matching tattoosā¦
obviously he doesnāt like getting hurt in battle but he does especially enjoy the part where you get to tend to his wounds
the feeling of your soft hands in contrast to his scarred up body built of pure muscleā¦
the way your body is always so close to him as you gently clean and wrap his woundsā¦
he even finds you adorable when youāre lightly scolding him to be less reckless
pls give him back rubs and massages too awwww that would make him melt
his favorite cuddling position is him laying on his back and you laid out across his chest
he especially likes this when youāre going to bed together bc he literally takes up the entire bed when he sleeps.
like he sprawls out across the whole thing
so if youāre on top of him then no need to worry about taking up your bed room :)
training together!
and you losing.
a lot.
he doesnāt go easy on u.
ever.
he wants u to improve after all!
he breaks u in pretty roughly when it comes to training but heās a good teacher :)
itās so funny when yāall hold hands too cause his are so big they literally encase yours
like have u seen him.
no matter ur height, weight, gender
he is bigger than u in every sense of the word.
which means he picks u up a lot
and like carries u around an unnecessary amount
let him bench press u LOL
heāll be able to do it.
but anyway he rly likes this bc even if he knows u can protect yourself he loves knowing/feeling like he can protect u as well!
like iām telling u right now thereās not a single soul in the world that would be able to lay a finger on you with him around
and if somebody somehow managed to
wellā¦
they best get to praying.
nsfw
oh lordddd
do i even need to say that this man has a big dick?
i feel like thatās super obvious
but yea heās got a big dick.
big breeder balls too whoops
his balls r heavyyyyy
pls play with them he loves it
he likes oral but hear me out - he prefers giving
definitely leans into being a service dom
when it comes to going down on you what he lacks in skill he 100% makes up for with enthusiasm
he loves making a sloppy wet mess between your thighs with his mouth
i donāt think this man has a lot, if any, sexual experience with another human being im sorry
meaning that itāll take him some time to get used to
like, at first he might be pretty rough with you
heās used to handling things in life with bluntness and brute force
youāre definitely gonna have to guide him through prepping you the first time
iām gonna be honest with you, itāll hurt
i know iāve brought this up a few times but shiiiiit todo is a big man
heās gonna split u open on that fat cock
size kink to the extreme which is great cause youāre definitely small in comparison to him anyway
he probably wonāt last very long the first few times awwww <33
he likes it when youāre somewhat dominant too
when you lead the way and tease him and praise him it makes him all the more horny
his favorite positions are either fucking you into a mating press or you riding him
heāll fuck your thighs too :p
i know its canon heās an ass man n shit but along with that heās also in loveeee with your thighs
heās in love with your entire body
every curve every stretch mark every freckle every mole
goddddd just everything
youāre like a god to him
his favorite place to cum is your back
he fucks you real fast too
like at an astronomically fast pace
up to you whether or not youāll have to ask him to slow down ;)
if heās feeling more dominant heāll literally fucking manhandle you into different positions ugh oh to be used like a ragdoll
heāll slip all the way out of you then pound right back in
pls be vocal when youāre in bed with him it motivates him and makes him feel so so good
heās a grunter
heās the kinda guy who doesnāt mind at all if you wear revealing clothing
like he isnāt ever gonna complain about getting to see more of u he thinks ppl who get upset abt that kind of thing are stuuuuuupidddddd
he leaves hickey trails down ur body and wants u to do the same to him
the other third years just groan at the hickeys and scratches on him and refuse to acknowledge them theyād rather die than hear about his sexscapades
he worships your body and the ground you walk on
and while he wants to be gentle with you, and he is at the beginning, eventually it gets to a point where the image of you struggling to take him gets him off
his veiny cock always rubs every inch of your insides, impossible to miss your most sensitive spots
he has sooooo. much. stamina.
he can go for rounds upon rounds upon rounds
thereās no way youāre ever gonna cum just once
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daaamn okay letās do this!!
in my head thereās a companion piece to like the sun thatās a mai POV that bops back and forth in time to explore her relationships with ty lee and azula and zuko. also largely abt her sense of sexuality and gender, particularly as 1. someone who meets/exceeds basically every fire nation beauty standard and 2. as the spitting image of her mother (who she does not have a gr8 relationship with). mailee endgame of coooourse
like the sun sequel, wherein zuko becomes izumiās father. how, u ask? heās doing his blue spirit thing when he shouldnāt be and he comes across a mother and her newborn (i named her izumi, mama says, because i discovered i was carrying her when visiting the spring at the temple); the mother dies, z canāt save her, but he canāt just leave the baby. how hard can it be to take care of a child, anyway? he brings izumi back to the palace and is like, can i get a wet nurse? and everyone LOSES their shit.Ā āfire lord zuko how did u end up in possession of a baby?āĀ āsheās mine,ā he says and refuses to elaborate. the staff finds a wet nurse and gossip starts flying around, all omg the fire lord had a secret baby mama somewhere. when sokka first hears abt izumi he freaks the fck out ā not b/c he thinks z had an affair (the thought doesnāt even cross his mind), but b/c heās like 1. this baby is now a part of zās life, this is immutable fact 2. i am part of zās life 3. omfg iām supposed to be part of the babyās life?? thatās a degree of commitment and faith in the future that I DONT KNOW HOW TO PROCESS. like a nerd sokka doesnāt tell z any of this. shenanigans and misunderstanding as z embraces fatherhood super enthusiastically and sokkaās brain is short-circuiting and constantly being witness to all these dadko moments
percy/annabeth from pjoĀ boarding school summer-before-senior-year-college-tour-roadtrip au!! bounces between the summer and the journey it took for them to become friends and end up on this roadtrip. annabeth POV, the slow realization that thereās something more to life than, like, grades and good colleges and career success.Ā
daichi/suga canon divergent haikyuu fic: daichi has always inspired suga to work harder; suga has always inspired daichi to be more adventurous. so daichi applies to a few unis in tokyo (gasp! so far from miyagi!) and is super excited to tell suga abt it (ofc suga applied to tokyo unis, heās pretty smart and has always talked abt leaving miyagi for university) but suga beats him to the punch ā¦ he got the same scholarship as shimizu to go to america for college. daichi is proud of him! anyway college college blah blah one night daichiās grabbing drinks w/ noya and sugaās instagram comes up, daichi says something abt that american boy who keeps showing up in sugaās posts and noyaās like oh yeah his boyfriend. daichi: ????? noya: yah dude didja not know? anyway suga canāt be super open abt it on social media b/c heāll lose his scholarship if they find out heās queer. blah blah daichi goes to visit suga in america during a break at school and he meets the boyfriend and realizes his feelings about his best friend have evolved blah blaaaah idk how this one ends lmfao. i mean ik there would be smooching but thatās the extent of the detail i have in my head
sneak preview to a prompt ask game drabble but yet ANOTHER zukka modern au š¤Ŗ this time z and s meet in brazil while theyāre both doing research out of the same university. sorry i keep making z and s absolute nerds?? anyway thereās beach volleyball incredible food amazing music. but all international flings between foreigners must end eventually. no plot here rly just vibes
this one is mostly a joke, buuuuuut haikyuu au wherein oikawa fcks up his knee in HS and has the deepest mope about losing volleyball. accidentally gets really into kdramas while serially moping, becomes proficient in korean thru that. one weekend heās visiting tokyo with hanamaki and matsukawa and when theyāre at a mall oikawaās pounced on by a scout whoās like, hey wanna be an korean idol? oikawaās like haha maki didnāt i always tell you i was so beautiful and mastukawaās like heās fluent in korean and hanamakiās like he practices cute expressions in the mirror all the time and duets pretty good with his showerhead. scout leaves his business card, oikawaās likeĀ āu guys r so mean for making fun of me like thatā and theyāre like lmfao as if u could actual become an idol. oikawa: TARGET. LOCKED. heās remembered how to work his ass off again.Ā anyway fic would start like, 4 years after his groupās debut, theyāre on tour in the united states where iwaizumi is oh-so-conveniently doing college.Ā āiwa-chan your skin got so much darker!āĀ āyou look fckn translucentāĀ āiāll risk getting a little tan only for you, iwa-chanā
Put āšā or some other version of a book emoji into my inbox and Iāll explain the plot of a fanfiction that I havenāt written but daydream about.
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your doopliss headcanons are very lovely, could we š¤² have some more? xx
TY!!! iām glad u dig em anon, iād b glad to talk more abt my boy ! and hooo boy. this'll b a whole can of werms i hope ur ready for me to go ballz to the wallz right off the bat !! lol
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so. u know how i said before that doopliss was raised in an environment where he's not used to ppl being faithful to their passions? yes well, that's based on my personal hc that he was the lovechild of eve and podley (y'know, the twilighter mum of three and the barkeep from rogueport). to recap actual canon, the two are ex-lovers who had dreams of performing in musical theatre together (eh eh see where im going w here?) eve ended up getting into broadshroom by herself, to which podley felt like he was holding her back and decided to run away. bc he SUCKS. which just made eve drop out from the show. so yeah ! the reason why i believe doopliss to have a flippant/non-committal attitude to everything is bc of how quickly his father gave up on his mother, and how easily his mother gave up on her dreams. not to mention he would've been raised in that stuffy apartment eve mentioned. i think the idea of 'starting from the bottom' def let a sour taste in doopliss' mouth.
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the parrot was a gift to doopliss when he was younger, but he never rlly cared abt the guy, and it got closer to eve anyway. BUT when doopliss turned into a duplighost, he ran away with the parrot to keep his name-curse functioning (like father like son)
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doopliss is one of the ONLY bad guys mario faces that's smart enough to expect being defeated, but it doesn't mean he won't make a show out of it ! and def does not mean he's stopping there. chp 4 body swap is a product of doopliss projecting his inner drama gaze onto the game and seeing how 'the audience' will react to mario(tm)'s greatest misdirect and milking it for all its worth bc hes an asshole and we love that for him ! but ye basically, to doopliss, fun trumps attempting to win. nothing comes from trying anyway, he'd say š¤Ŗ
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doopliss meets and starts dating mimi for a short time during the events of The Void, and they have a MESSY messy break up when he realizes she's part of a gang trying to erase the life he's so carefully cultivated. the breakup is when doopliss comes to full terms with how much he cares for where he's at in his life rn, so he takes mimi's attempts at justifying her plan V defensively.... after the void closes, they talk again and now they're literally the bestest of friends! they've seen each other at their most vulnerable, so they're super comfy w each other's rotten-ness lawl
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he tags along w beldam bc 1) the thing he based his entire identity around just lost its meaning. and 2) he's directionless bc of that, so when the opportunity comes up to tag along w someone who (maybe?) has it together, he's like 'omg what the fuck ever' and just joins (this does not help him mentally in the long run, ofc). he's pretty messed up post-game until vivian finds him and slowly coaxes him out of his slump.
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he has the world's most surreal experience when he's pretending to be zip toad. a successful actor? from humble beginnings? who's had a relatively easy life? huh?? the two hang out a lot post-ttyd, both being in the same industry n all, and doopliss rlly has no idea what to make of him bc like, yeah the difference in upbringing between them is refreshing and new, but he's also bitter bc he looks at the guy and doesn't know how he turned out the way he did in comparison. and it frustrates him ! bc he doesn't like coming to terms with his problems being rooted in something he apparently internalized.
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