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buttfrovski · 9 months

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when eric is round and silly and big bouncy ball lookin scraggamuffin mcnugget boy but then u remember the horrors.... ough...

#he can be poopsiekins or he can be ginger cow #why he gotta look so scoobly schmoogle muffin is horrifically evil and vile?#south park #eric cartman #he dismembered and cooked someone's parents and fed it to them and then licked their tears #but schnuffelbear..#oooo i hate him...

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stuffeddeer · 5 months

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Dazai with an s/o who’s awkward when it comes to affection. They don’t hate it but they aren’t used to it so they don’t know how to react.

oh youre just like me YOURE JUST LIKE ME!!!! i also got a superrr touch adverse reader w super clingy dazai sitting in my drafts rn collecting dust (also the amount of tries this took me is obscene)

i wrote this as like. half a drabble half hcs? hope u enjoy anon :)

Dazai who knows he has no right to be mad, it's not something you can control, so instead he starts scheming 💀

Making you stand in crowded train carts with him just to brush up against his arm (better him than the creepy old guy on the other side, right?)

Speaking of, Dazai begins to adore crowds. Strolling down a busy sidewalk, hands brushing together, bumping into one another ("Sorry! That asshole almost bumped into me..."), pulling you close to his chest when you almost run into someone else, etc. He tries and succeeds with it all!

His scheming actually helps, as you begin to prefer trailing closer and closer to him. You don't want to inconvenience anyone or bump into them! Sticking close behind to Dazai begins to have its advantages (for him, of course). In line to grab coffee? His hand is on your stiffened shoulder to gently maneuver you through the crowds of tired business people and college kids, helping you duck and weave to pick up your order from the side.

"Ooh ooh, sit next to me!"

You hesitate. Maybe you aren't bright enough to realize the whole thing is a scheme, but you've definitely noticed how clingy he's been lately. If you sit next to him during this meeting, he'll for sure try and rub elbows and bump thighs, telling you he forgot his pencil so his hand can brush against yours as he borrows one (has he ever taken notes before?) and that's exactly what happens when you agree.

It works 100% 💀 not only do you prefer being near him, you begin seeking him out! A couple shoulder brushes isn't gonna "fix" your awkwardness towards touch, you still freeze up if anyone else tries to tap you or something of the sort... but now you know what it's like. You have a better idea of how to react when Dazai touches you, and that feels so nice. Hands brushing together becomes hand holding, a simple wave goodbye becomes a quick hug, and next thing you know Dazai is pulling you onto his lap during breaks at the agency. Overwhelming you is the last thing he wants, so when you sit on his lap and rest so close to him, he tries to keep his hands to himself: no enveloping you in his arms and trying to cuddle, but occasional pats on your arm as he bends around to grab something.

He knows when someone is a little uncomfortable or awkward and the last thing he'd want is to make you feel that way! (At least... ADA!Dazai who has befriended you... imagine yan!dazai who keeps pushing your buttons just bc he likes to see you squirm... ugh i hate him) So even though he works to push your boundaries, he makes sure to take it one day at a time :)

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oceanstide · 2 years

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i had a Thought about Jason and his white streak, about how impractical it would be if he one day leaves the helmet and just goes around Gotham using his mask. like,

Can you imagine the amount of people that would start to theorize about how Jason Todd was actually the crime lord, the guy who put 12 heads in a bag, the Red Hood??

but just as soon the theories come out the people in Gotham just

'By Jason Todd you mean Bruce Wayne's 2nd son?? the kid brought the whole floor some homemade pies, though why he didn't leave any for Mr. Wayne himself is beyond me'

'The hot barista who wrote 'have a good day! :)' on my coffee cup??'

'The young man who just yesterday helped me cross the street??'

'Mr. Todd?? he taught me how to defend myself against people 3 times my size yesterday AND also brought us warm meals! though Mr. Red Hood does the same thing too, and they also have the same jacket! maybe they’re friends!!' [Dick Grayson likes this comment] [Tim Drake dislikes this comment]

Jason is fully aware and is amused of the rumor circulating around him. His personal favorite reaction to the theory so far is,

‘I saw the guy in the library yesterday and was quite literally giggling to himself as he read Pride and Prejudice that cannot be the same Man.’

and the list just goes on and on and the person that made the theory just agrees and deleted the post because how ridiculous there's just no way this sweet young man was the Red Hood

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allow me to add :

this post might not seem that way but I am absolutely in love with his white streak. yea people in Gotham might just take One Look at Jason and theorize yea hey isnt that the Red Hood but Jason Todd as a person (his personality) just contradicts any Jason Todd is the Red Hood theory that comes up cause like nah dont bullshit me isnt Jason Todd the sweetest boy to ever walk the face of the earth??

maybe im biased as hell lmao 💀💀 but shush Jason is indeed a sweet baby boy

dont lose the white streak please @ Jason Todd babyboy u look gorgeous keep it up

#jason todd #red hood #just a Thought #god im new to the fandom #if there's anything wrong im sorry smfjje #it's been on my mind for awhile #my brain countered my own brain how sick #oooo god the post looks a mess #tim is not amused #dick just laughs along #damian squints at the post that has jason walking around 5 dogs all at once #steph is digging around to find who posted it #bruce is still sulking because he didnt get the pie #cass and duke just nods in agreement #no hate towards red hood i swear i love him and his crimes too #and no hate towards the white streak i am absolutely heads over heels in love with that look #a big post!

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00127am · 4 months

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words cannot possibly begin to describe how i’m feeling about yuta right now. oh my fucking god i need to bash my head into the wall words aren’t enough if i said what i wanted to say id be thrown into maximum security prison, solitary confinement, straight jacket, muzzled

YUTA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#🗯️ titi talks!#GUYS???????????#guess my bias IMPOSSIBLE 😱😱😱#thinking about him is making me nervous #i feel so so ill #oh my god yuta 😭😭😭#this changed my life for the worst #freaking the fuck out in my apt rn #i think i’m going to have a heart attack #oooo the ways in which i need him #biblically!!! in ways that set back feminism #convinced myself that I WILL catch his shirt if he throws it at the concert i’m at (i won’t)#dude no one likes yuta like me #it’s the power of autism #if u think u like yuta more than me i hate to break it to u

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skillsco · 3 days

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rewatched nwh and currently having frankpeter brainrot

#HIM specifically #PETER BENJAMIN PARKER: GROWN ASS MAN!!!#i repeat: Grown Ass Man #‘i stopped pulling my punches’ babes u decapitated someone FOR SURE #i’m just saying he could pick frank up effortlessly #we could call them… prank #this is a rare pair very very niche pairing #but i have lots of feelings!#most of them r either extremely funny or extremely sad #what’s their ship name ??#spideypun (?)#punspidey (??)#can’t be confused with that one time peter became the punisher so #what r even the options ?!#anygays #i mean anyways #frank castle #the punisher #peter parker #spider-man #frankpeter #peterfrank #oooo guys #just wait until i get into frankmattpeter then what #THEN WHAT #(i’m polyam leave me alone! their polycule would be immaculate!)#(also again sorry to announce this but i really don’t like TH’s spidey or the mcu version gahhh)#(hope y’all don’t hate me after saying that haha)

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ladymacbeths · 10 months

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yeah um No actually i think that any1 who reads macbeth as “good guy who’s manipulated into murder by his ambitious wife who Uses him” should 1. die 2. be forbidden from speaking about this play Ever bc ur doing Both of those characters a disservice

#j.txt #macbeth #been looking stuff up for a Post and well- i Saw Things #+just been thinking about this lately #and how so many like. discussions about ladymac lack this nuance #and don't try to get to the ROOT of her character beyond oooo she's evil and cold and etc #and the not-so-subtle misogyny of it #this one-dimensional interpretation that puts all the blame on her makes macbeth a hero #his flaw here is simple cowardice which makes us pity him and hate ladymac who took advantage of it #if we dare to see past this lady macbeth evil take-- perhaps even dare to say it isn't even true-- we see her as a full nuanced character #and when that happens macbeth regains blame for what he does #his downfall is entirely his. and we have no Evil Woman to blame for it.#this is not rly @ anything i saw on tumblr particularly but like. on youtube and such

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t4tails · 1 year

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seeing the new john mulaney special on my dash like alright we're just going to forget him having dave chappelle open for him. okay.

#og post #oooo i hate him i hate his ass

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altoskh · 12 days

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I love it when I say I don't really like dogs and people are like egads! You hate dogs ?? You hate fun and puppies and you kick them too ?? And I bring out a snake or bug for my job and walk them around and every other time I get someone who tells me to my face Get that thing away from me I hate snakes/cockroaches/spiders I kill them they're disgusting!!!!

#insane son of dzemael who fucked off to be a hairdresser #a month or so ago a parent legit told her kids We are leaving i will not be in the same room as a snake #and i was like. ill just go lol. if you have zero respect then you dont deserve him ANYWAYYYY #i dont care if you dont like them but when someone clearly loves an animal that they have #and you are like rghhhh how can i make this about how i hate snakes and they should all die!!!!#thankfully it doesnt happen often but every time it does im like Blow up lol #9 times out of 10 its a parent thats like HE WILL BITE MY CHILDREN when the kids are like oooo whats that!#mammal bias my detested #zero respect for animals when they arent cute and cuddly my other detested

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ecstasydemon · 2 years

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i know a good chunk of you followed for gay men but i wanan rant abt this in the tags so bad

#dream's face reveal was so fucking stupid #he has multitudes of his friends posting individual videos of them reacting to his face #to build up gucking hype? around his face?#and its sooooo fuckng self centered and weird #like how self obsessed do you have to be to hype up your FACEE #AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF HE LOOKS AVERAGE AS HELL #ALL OF THE REACTIONS MUST BE FAKE BC HE JUST LOOKS SO AVERAGE AND BORING AND NOT EVEN HOT #SO LIKE WHAT WAS ALL THE HYPE ABOUT? HE LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE JOW I EXPECTED JUST WITH A BIGGER CHIN #WHY WERE THEY SO :OOOO HES BORRINGGG #ok rant over #maybe #i hate him

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robobee · 9 months

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genuinely curious would u guys be interested in me compiling all my live dreamer trilogy reread thoughts into a post or something. mostly rn I'm just yelling in discord dms but I have A Lot To Say

#cdtheu #mostly im hating on ronan sorry idgaf about him SHUT UPPPP STOP CRYINGGGGGG #oooo its boring living on my multi million dollar estate oo im unemployed and dont do anything #get a. goddamn. hobby #edit: id forgotten bryde is in this book. can i please shove his head in a toilet

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mattzerella-sticks · 2 years

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Jason and Roy are best friends. Neither are aware of who the other is dating. They decide to do a double date to introduce their significant others.

The diner gets real awkward, real fast once Jason's boyfriend Kyle and Roy's girlfriend Jennie-Lynn lock eyes and realize their boyfriend's best friend is dating their ex.

A villain causing trouble doesn't come soon enough to interrupt this now intensely uncomfortable double date.

#dc comics #dcu #jason todd #roy harper #kyle rayner #jennie-lynn hayden #red hood #dc arsenal #green lantern kyle #dc jade #jaykyle #royjade #i am now invested in royjade after infinite frontier i think they'd be sweet bumbling but well-meaning lol #and it didnt hit me - me a jaykyle shipper - how great a story this double date would be #jason and roy think it's uncomfortable because their partners were surprised and might hate them for it #jade felt bad because it's no secret alan liked kyle a lot and didnt want him feeling like there's a competition when there isn’t #meanwhile kyle was worried jason might think kyle still likes jade because of the star sapphire thing but he's totally gone on him #oooo would love the comics to do this #i mean bring back the outsiders but instead of dick and roy it's jay and roy

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xannerz · 11 months

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i dont even care about Mess Affect(tm) anymore but ashley haters can meet me in 20 min for an ass kicking any time tbh

#fandom at male characters who are aloof and suspicious: omg he's so mysterious oooo edgy king 😍 making an oc wife for him rn #fandom at female characters who are literally the same thing: i hate her why isnt she kissing the main characters ass :(((( die die die #xangoeswah

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spring-lxcked · 9 months

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posting this here because FN.AF BLOG but the funniest thing i could ever do would be to give my kok.ichi ( @takinghisbow ) a fn.af verse where he's an employee. he's good with kids. he lies for fun. he's smart and good with tech. he heard william hated a certain song and programmed the animatronics to perform it on repeat. he can make balloon animals for the kids. he's going to break his semi-pacifism to murder william.

#—— ✧ ooc »#.tbd.#i don't know how to explain it but my kok.ichi and my william FUCKING hate each other #kok.ichi is like 'oooo i'm so evil & bad' & then finds out abt will & would feed him through a woodchipper #meanwhile he's will's WORST NIGHTMARE he's SO fucking annoying he's impossible to get a read on #he's just here for shits and giggles #SIGH he's getting a fn.af verse i just think it's too funny to NOT #i think kok.ichi and mike would get along but 99% just because kok.ichi would make will's life a living hell even before Knowing #i NEED his four foot employee to kill him #d r /#<- just in case

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autoneurotic · 7 months

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called out at work as an astarion girlie

#how did he know. he just guessed.#i’m nothing if not painfully obvious i guess #it’s just like. he’s just like me for real #covering your trauma w flirtatious flippancy is sooooo. me #just assuming you get through life by grinning and bearing it ! when you could be happy instead !#‘the worst thing isn’t that he (cazador) did it it’s that he did it to ME’#AAHHHHH ASTARION I LOVE YOU #the few times he’s mentions his past and seducing ppl for cazador makes me insane #like he sounds so pained the whole time but tries so hard to play it off #like well it was over quick enough anyway !#and then u find that blood lady in moonrise who wants him to bite her #and if you say fuck off dude he’s his own Man #ar camp later he’s like. almost surprised that you said that!! and was even like talking you and him into it after the fact #like it would have been worth what she was offering whats one more time ha ha 🥲#OR (im sorry i can’t stop) when you find the drow twins and they’re like we could all fuck ?#he says oooo my love im not sure im ready for that again.#and he sounds NERVOUS. and APOLOGETIC. like IM going to be upset?!#and you can say that pretty much and he’s like i hate it when you’re nice ew……..thank you <3 #MY POOR BOY. my GOD. ohhhhh.#i gotta go lie down i thought about astarion too hard it gave me brain damage

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scorpiun · 6 months

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if raiden has 1000 haters hanzo is one of them if raiden has 1 hater hanzo is the hater if raiden has no haters hanzo is dead

#i cannot even begin to list HOW DIRTY RAIDEN HAS DONE HANZO #ABSOLUTELY NEVER will they be friends EVER. like KYS NOW!!! he has brought hanzo so much ire #no one is out here praying on his downfall the way hanzo is #oh and liu k@ng tbh but tbh hanzos hate w raiden is soooooooo personal #DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES THIS GUY HAS fucked witht he shirai ryu #WITH HANZO? W TAKEDA??? OOOO ur so LUCKY hanzo isnt spectre #good thing hanzo almost killed him once n sent a Message with that :3

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emokaveh · 7 months

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"babygirl is gender neutral!" except u only use it for dudes w (western ideas of) feminine features, and you constantly stereotype them into the role of tiny feminine twink whos always the submissive bottom no matter what their actual personality is like. and then portray whoever ur shipping them w as this big muscular domtop masc.

not to mention these r also the same dudes u 'hc' as trans so u can give em a pussy. imagine

some of u will have to accept that u are looking for cisheteronormative ships but hate women too much to ship them w anyone

#like u want this specific dynamic so bad but u hate women so u have to force whatever yaoi u want into it #and its like. so degrading. a homophobic nd transphobic.#regardless of the fact that there are gay and or trans men who are feminine !#bc these charas arent real ppl who rly live this way. and most of the time in canon they arent how ur portraying them #hell most of the time they arent even actually feminine they just have long hair #or wear like. an outfit w accessories for the sake of the cgara design being good and interesting #but u immediately teist into oooo he wears jewelry and makeuo and and and #yeah hes ur babygirl but do u let him top? do u let him be masculine?#normal disclaimer of im a gay trans man and i do hc charas as trans. and i do call men babygirls #but theres an obv pattern of when Fandom At Large does it that makes it vry obv what j think abt us #and a cis person hcing a chara as trans will always be incredibly diff than when a trans person does

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