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stuffeddeer · 25 days

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i already miss the boops

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stuffeddeer · 25 days

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dishwashing fic has my heart (like all your works), kiss💗

AHEYGADGH THANK YOU 💗💗💗💗

#so much love for this fic in my inbox #so glad u all r enjoying!!!!#🦌anon

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stuffeddeer · 26 days

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ALSO I WATCHED THE APOTHECARY DIARIES!?/&2&/?/ i stopped at a certain episode tho

HOLY SHIT HUGE i have like three drafts im cooking up phewww what ep did you stop on!!!! i can vouch that it is worth finishing

#apothecary diaries is my current obsession #jinshi one chance please.......#🦌anon

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stuffeddeer · 26 days

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Previous anon is so real i love the dishwashing fic sm

THANK YOU SM!!!! im glad everyone is enjoying!!!!!!

#🦌anon #writing dazai fluff is a full time job!!!

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stuffeddeer · 26 days

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boop bc ur dazai dishwashing fic just made my morning <3 🐾

AWW THANKS im glad you liked it!!!!

#BOOP TO YOU TOO #🦌anon

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stuffeddeer · 26 days

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Washing dishes is Dazai's favorite activity.

If you asked Kunikida, he'd say Dazai loves wasting time. Atsushi would say something more intellectual, like maybe he enjoys crosswords. Drinking would be Yosano's guess, since Dazai does it quite often, and Tanizaki would mention all the girls that call looking for him. Maybe petting the stray cats by the building, Kyoka would offer, and Kenji would agree excitedly with the notion — since he enjoys it, too. But none of them could guess what he really loves to do.

Ranpo knows Dazai loves doing the dishes with you. He'll unwrap his bandages more and more confidently each day, waiting as the sink fills with lukewarm water and soapy bubbles. You'll stand by his side happily, a dishrag in hand you'd forced him to buy long before you moved in.

The two of you would work without talking for a bit, Dazai scrubbing away whatever grime was left on plates while you dried off his hard work. The feeling of the water in his bare arms brought him peace, knowing the soapy bubbles covered his scars, but you also never commented when he'd pull them up and out of the comforting submerged space to hand you a plate. You'd hum beside him, the notes of whatever latest pop song got stuck in your head while at work today filling the small space between you two.

Dazai would knock his shoulder into yours playfully, grinning down at you softly as he passed over another dish. He loved when you'd almost drop a glass into the sink when taking it from him, face burning and eyes wide as you make an adorable startled noise. The humming tended to stop then, as you'd focus all your energy on not dropping anything else.

That's when the conversation would start. Dazai would ask for work drama, and you'd happily oblige. From intimate humming to workplace gossip, Dazai loved all of your sounds. If he could record these moments to keep forever, they'd become his white noise as he slept in your arms.

"Your fingers must be pruny. Do you want to switch jobs?"

You were always so considerate of him. He'd pat down his hands and forearms and you'd gently help him wrap his bandages back up, making sure not to let your gaze linger. Sometimes Dazai would lean over and sniff your hair as you worked, smelling your shampoo and nearly swooning. You'd pat his arm once gently to let him know you were done before turning to the few remaining dishes. He'd always leave the harder ones for you; bigger pots and pans and whatever the fuck a colander was. "It's just a big bowl! It even drains on its own," you'd huff, but never complain more than that.

Just as cute as ever, you'd wash them without complaint as he smiled victoriously. You both knew what he was doing, but even the "harder objects" were simple so you didn't mind. It'd be Dazai's turn to talk as he'd tease you for being so gullible. He'd mention his day, complaining about Kunikida's reports that he so graciously took over (which were Dazai's reports, actually) and how scary and nearly disastrous his meeting with a random dog was that he had passed by on the way home — a dog that was leashed and following beside its owner obediently.

The way home to you, to this vulnerable moment you both shared in the quiet of his apartment. He loved how focused you'd get on scrubbing away the grime, allowing him pause to stare at you and admire your dedication. How beautiful can one person be? And the way you'd get all flustered when you turn to hand him a dish to dry only to see him basking in your ethereal visage always caused him to grin.

He'd pepper your face with kisses, his now dried hands grabbing your soaked ones to pull you away from the kitchen and to the couch. You'd whine and complain, saying you only had a few dishes left, but you never tried to pull from his grasp while dutifully following suit. Dazai loves to cradle you close to him, forgetting about whatever worries him for a few moments.

Dazai loves doing the dishes.

#bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs x reader #bungo stray dogs x reader #bsd x reader #bsd x gender neutral reader #bsd imagines #bsd scenarios #bsd fanfic #bungou stray dogs fanfic #bungo stray dogs fanfic #dazai osamu x reader #dazai osamu #dazai x reader #osamu dazai x reader #dazai bsd #dazai imagines #dazai fluff #bsd fluff

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stuffeddeer · 26 days

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WRITE IT!!! WRITE THAT SELF INDULGENT SHIT!!!

#any of yall watch apothecary diaries..

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stuffeddeer · 1 month

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your writing is so delicious and good and you make my heart feel all warm and happy but you’re writing is so good you could break my heart if you ever write angst w dazai

HEUWHNFEHIS THANK YOU??????? also. angst . hmmm.... 😋😋

maybe one day anon!!! i like silly fluff fics! my thing is i always want a happy ending 😭 so even if theres angst im gonna switch up half way thru haha

#glad youre enjoying!!#ill look into more angsty ideas... but i have too many silly ones!!#🦌anon #i got this yan!zai wip where he smothers you in affection and ur just terrified the whole time. is that...? idek #i also have a wip thats just a r/aita post about dazai cheating. angst in theory but it would just be silly tbhh!#i have this angst wip of him rejecting u but its also just a ranpo fic! that will never see the light its Bad #i actually have a lot of angst wips im realizing i just never finish them LMAOOOO

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stuffeddeer · 1 month

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struggling w midterms is so real deer i got a 5,1 on a test this morning even though i stayed up all night for it :(( anw i hope you’re doing okay and all is well and lovely ily i hope you drink enough water!! or else….

I GET YOU!!!! i got a 6.5 and CHEERED like why r classes hard!!!!! i believe in u!!!! we'll do better next semester/trimester/year idek 😭

and thank uu!! im doing well and i hope u are too! thank u for the vague threat i will be sure to drink more water ❤️

#i love u guys ur so silly #thank u anon!!! also drink water NOW /threat #🦌anon #the class was art history btw. i suck at memorization!!!#“who painted this and when” ill kms slash half joke

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stuffeddeer · 2 months

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i have been CRAMMING to complete midterm projects n such so umm i will probably not post this week!!!! but then its spring break for me and i miss writing!!!!!!!

#so i will be back.#/ominous

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stuffeddeer · 2 months

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hii hru? i have a fic request umm i have this idea thats been sitting in my head for TOO LONG... i need to get it out how would bsd men (your choice) react to a reader who is too nice of a person, basically an ANGEL but seeks love from people who treats them like shit.,,.,. n theyre always like "nono theyre a great friend" (i need to stop doing this though it happens too many times)

ok bye!! have a lovely day!!!!!!

if someone treats me wrongly i will treat them wrongER. i do not start shit but i will End It. i included Dazai, Ranpo, Nikolai, Atsushi and Chuuya :) ive never written for Chuuya and Atsushi but i just kept typing so umm mb!! don’t read the last two unless ur crazy

Dazai would be so frustrated internally. He had been one of those people you give such patience to, and he knows everyone else is only preying that kind nature. He’d subtly try and point out that what they’re doing is bad, but he has always preferred a less direct approach. Threatening. Okay, yes yes, Dazai has turned over a new leaf, but as long as he doesn’t hurt or kill it’s fine, right? Are mild and “empty” threats really that bad? He’d chase away those people easily, helping you to meet others like his coworkers at the Agency or reminding you of the good friends you have and how you should spend more time with them. If you’re the type to tolerate rudeness from others but Not tolerate it when people are rude to your friends, Dazai would lie and claim that these assholes wronged him in some devastating way so you never forgive them.

Ranpo would (metaphorically) hit you upside the head. What do you think you’re doing, letting anyone treat you as less than you are? Not because he cares for you (so he claims), but because you’re associated with him! By allowing these, for lack of a better word, losers to treat you so awfully, you’re taking down his image with you! How would people react if they knew that the greatest detective allowed his friend (..?) to be treated so horribly? That he of all people couldn’t knock some sense into you? He’d huff, reminding you that you’d only need him and the Agency anyway, so why waste your time with such imbeciles 🙄

Nikolai is the one who treats you like shit. He hadn’t originally meant to — not any more than usual, that is — but watching you defend horrible actions from people that didn’t matter made him wonder if you’d do the same for those that do (being him, of course). He’d change at the drop of a hat, doting on you and cherishing you to kicking you out and ghosting you for weeks. But when he messaged you once again, you’d find yourself back on a bus approaching his apartment. Because of course you are, how could you leave Nikolai when he’s been so kind to you? He said he was busy, and what reason did you have not to believe him?

Atsushi would see himself in you but it’d just be a cycle. You’d see others treating him poorly and get angry, and he’d see people doing that with you, but you both would defend your “friends” up and down until exhaustion kept you from continuing. Atsushi is used to being used, so it’s fine, and seemingly so are you, so you’re fine, and it just repeats forever. But, if Atsushi’s options are to hang out with you or those jerks, then you’ll just have to spend more time with him. And if your options are to hang out with him or those jerks, he’ll just have to spend more time with you. The cycle ends, but without any real confrontation, which is how the both of you would prefer it.

Chuuya: your loyal guard dog. If he can’t convince you not to see “those piece of shit, dumbass jerks” ever again he’d tag along. Everything except barking would be on the table - he’d growl when they talked over you or break a finger if he had to. This is the man you want by your side, because he’d fight for your honor when he needs to or take you back to his place for a soothing spa-adjacent bath with amazing scented candles and over the top bubbles, maybe a glass of expensive wine, to unwind and forget it all. Also he’d block their numbers from your phone and threaten them to never contact you again 💀

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stuffeddeer · 2 months

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I GOT A SILLY IDEA AND IT WONT LEAVE ME ALONE

IMAGINE LIKE DAZAI AND S/O LIVE TOGETHER AND BOTH WORK AT ADA BUT S/O DOES NOT WANT TO BE LATE LIKE NOT EXACTLY KUNIKIDA SHE WOULD LIKE TO JUST SLEEP AND HATES GOING TO WORK EARLY BUT JUST DOESN'T WANT TO BE LECTURED BY KUNIKIDA AND SHE LIKES TO LIKE WAKE UP EARLY SO SHE HAS TIME SO SHE JUST HAS LIKE AN ALARM 4 HOURS BEFORE THEY SHOULD EVEN LEAVE, JUST FORCING HER EYES OPEN😭😭😭 AND DAZAI IS IS NOT HAVIN IT HOLDING ONTO U IN BED FOR DEAR LIFE AND TRYING TO GET YOU TO GO BACK TO SLEEP😭😭😭😭 AAAAAAARCTKVGRJVKTKVT

He turns off your alarm once you’ve fallen asleep.

The operation is covert, sneakily unwrapping his arms from around you to try and not wake you up. It takes a bit of effort, forcing his mind to let go of the comfort that comes from embracing you, but it’ll be worth it when he’s able to do so for longer when the sun comes up. Slowly, he’ll twist out from underneath the covers and away from the fluffy mattress you occupied, tiptoeing quietly over to your side of the bed.

Dazai slips your phone off of your charger before quickly (and yet still quietly!) fleeing the bedroom you two shared. You weren’t a light sleeper, but if you caught Dazai you’d probably banish him to the couch for the next few nights. Once in the hall, he’d input your password (your birthday, how cute dumb!) and open up your alarm app. Two alarms graced Dazai’s vision, one for nearly four hours before your shift starts and another for 15 minutes before, which is when you two leave for the Agency.

With a grin, he slides the on button to off for the four-hours-before alarm, deciding to benevolently leave the 15-minutes-before alarm on. It was most assuredly out of the goodness of his heart and not because he knew you’d be angry learning he shut off one of the alarms, much less both.

Maneuvering quickly back into the bedroom, he plugs in your phone and sets it back on the nightstand before throwing himself on top of you.

“’Sssamu..?” You murmur, your words slurred from sleep as you shifted beneath him.

Feeling proud after a job well done, Dazai peppers kisses along your cheeks before climbing back under the blankets. “Sorry, go back to sleep. Just am excited to hold you.”

“You were already holding me,” you pout, eyes still shut as sleep starts to take over once more.

The brunet says nothing as he pulls you back into his arms, eyes shutting easily as he thinks about tomorrow morning.

Used to your usual alarm clock, your body wakes up around four hours before naturally. Dazai coaxes you into staying in his arms, mentioning several times that you’ve never forgotten to turn on your alarm before - you must’ve just awoken earlier than normal. But that's fine, you two can just stay in each other’s arms until the actual alarm goes off, right?

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stuffeddeer · 2 months

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🦌 REQUESTS MASTERLIST main masterlist (link)

Yandere!Dazai hcs but I forgot they're supposed to be hcs - 10/28/23 cw: yandere themes (kidnapping, manipulation, stalking...)

Dazai with an emotional reader - 11/01/23

Various yandere!Dazais with a deer-like reader - 11/02/23 cw: yandere themes (kidnapping, possessiveness, manipulation...)

Yandere and normal! beast!Dazai thoughts - 11/02/23 cw: yandere themes (possessiveness...)

Aromantic!Dazai with an aromantic!reader - 11/05/23

Stockholm syndrome reader with asshole yandere!Dazai - 11/05/23 cw: yandere themes (gaslighting, kidnapping, manipulation...)

Dazai smells good - 11/06/23

ADA!reader and PM!Dazai - 11/07/23

Rockstar!Dazai catfishing you - 11/08/23

Romcom confession with Dazai - 11/09/23

Wearing ADA and PM!Dazai’s coat - 11/10/23

Smitten Dazai - 11/11/23

Matching bolo ties with Dazai - 11/11/23

Scary manipulative Dazai - 11/17/23 cw: yandere themes (gaslighting, manipulation...)

First kisses with various Dazais pt1 - 11/23/23 - and pt2 -11/23/23

Whipped Dazai jealous of Chuuya - 11/29/23

Dazai and Nikolai making you cry - 12/11/23 cw: cheating, whatever's going on in Nikolai's portion, both are terrible, first time writing for Nikolai so it's mediocre

Yandere!Dazai buying you plushies :) - 12/14/23 cw: yandere themes (kidnapping, manipulation, watching through cameras (?)...) - elaborating on the camera stuffie - 12/15/23 cw: yandere themes (kidnapping, watching through cameras...)

Dazai playing with elf!reader’s ears - 12/19/23

Giving beast!Dazai barrettes - 12/21/23

Tying up Dazai's bandages - 12/27/23

Dazai and a partner that's awkward with affection - 12/30/23

Pathetic stalker!Dazai who watches his darling sleep - 01/02/24 cw: yandere themes (stalking, breaking in, watching you sleep...)

Dazai wearing your makeup - 01/04/24

Beast!Dazai in the main universe - 01/05/24 cw: brief insinuation of beast!Dazai being underweight (more so than normal?)

[REDACTED] - 1/5/24 cw: NSFW, i dont write nsfw so cw: poorly written lmfao, Dazai touches himself on your bed, yandere themes (stalking, home invasion...)

Toy Story but with Nendoroid!Dazai - 01/11/24

15!Dazai winning you a plushie - 01/22/24

Negotiating kisses with PM and ADA!Dazai - 01/31/24

Dazai with an artist reader - 02/28/24

Spoiling Ranpo (The Beyblade Fic) - 02/29/24

Nikolai (and Dazai) when you hide things down your shirt - 03/03/24 cw: gn reader but breasts/bra is mentioned

Dazai is not a morning person - 03/05/24

Doormat reader ft. Dazai, Nikolai, Ranpo, Atsushi, Chuuya - 03/07/24

#dazai (stuffeddeer's version)#< i think thats so silly #masterlist #bsd x reader #bungou stray dogs x reader #bungo stray dogs x reader #bsd x gender neutral reader #bsd imagines #bsd scenarios

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stuffeddeer · 2 months

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🦌 MAIN MASTERLIST requests masterlist (link)

Boredom - 10/30/22 older bsd fic ft. dazai and kunikida that focuses more on the reader character . was just a fun exercise for me tbh! haven't gone back i hope it is in any way legible

DRABBLE: Dazai and The Bare Minimum™ - 03/04/23 cw: dazai-standard suicide mention

DRABBLE: Dazai + munchausen by proxy - 04/26/23 cw: yandere themes (drugging...)

Waltzing with Dazai in the dark - 05/29/23

Dazai wonders why you call him by his last name - 06/25/23

Dazai has commitment issues - 07/31/23 cw: mentions of sh

Playing with Dazai's hand - 09/10/23

Clingy Dazai who's antsy to hold you - 09/29/23

Dazai can’t sleep without you - 10/26/23 cw: could be read as yandere (home invasion, potentially stalking..?)

DRABBLE: morning make outs with Dazai - 11/19/23

DRABBLE: delusionally holding Dazai's hand - 12/18/23 cw: one-sided

Dazai's favorite activity - 04/01/24 not an april fools day joke i just suck w timing mb

#dazai (stuffeddeer's version)#pleawse tell me this makes sense AT ALL..#masterlist #bsd x reader #bungou stray dogs x reader #bungo stray dogs x reader #bsd x gender neutral reader #bsd imagines #bsd scenarios

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stuffeddeer · 2 months

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Hello I’m new here, I just couldn’t help but notices how lovely you write. So I have little request for you.

Can I request Nikolai and any characters you want reaction when their s/o hides stuff between her breasts?

omg welcome just my drunk friend! tysm!!!! i love nikolai im on it 🫡 and dazai ofc..

has: no pronouns used but mention of boobs and bras, also one (1) use of the word tits. is that worthy of a warning? probably not. but Nikolai says it in a weird way bc he’s the worst so just in case 🤞🏻

You knock feverishly on Nikolai’s door. Fuck, where did you leave your key? You’d already made it back to your apartment when you realized it wasn’t in your pockets. The last place you were was Nikolai’s, so if he didn’t have it you aren’t sure who would.

“Nikolai, you dick,” you mutter under your breath. That asshole is definitely still awake, so why wasn’t he answering the door?

The knocking ceases as Nikolai swings the door open, hair unbraided and eyes glimmering. “Missed me that badly?” He leans forward, bending down slightly to maneuver his face just above yours. “You could’ve called, y’know.”

“Yeah, well,” you shrug. “I need to come in.”

“Pushy!~” He pouts, crossing his arms and standing up straight. “Not even gonna say hello?”

A groan passes your lips, too frustrated at your missing key to play his games. “You didn’t.” You pause momentarily. It’s less frustration and more so anxiety that makes your skin crawl and your tone snippy. “Sorry, I just lost my key. I’m worried I dropped it on the street walking home.”

Eyes lighting up, you would’ve sworn Nikolai beamed down at you with two mismatched flashlights. “You need your key, you say? And what if I told you I could procure it for you?”

Your shoulders slump down, relaxing. He’s being an asshole, sure, but at least you know he has it. “Please, Nikolai?”

“Mm… You gotta promise not to be mad when I retrieve it. Especially since I’ll be your savior, you know!” He puffs out his chest, already proud before he has even produced the key.

“I promise, I’ll be eternally grateful as long as I can find that key.”

Nikolai’s warm and ungloved hand slips under your loose shirt collar, digging beneath your bra and in between your breasts. You freeze, even with the warmth of his hand on you. Before you can chew him out for the random grope, the jester pulls your apartment key from in between, flashing both it and a wolfish grin to you.

You say nothing for a moment, just staring slack jawed at your key. Had you really..?

“You dropped it in there before you left,” he shrugs before dropping the key back in between your breasts, not bothering to hand it to you properly. “And I just stare at your tits all the time, so I noticed.”

With a gentle smack to his bicep, you fish the key out once more and let out a sigh of relief. “Thank god; I thought I was going to have to change my locks!”

“You still should - I have, like, several copies of your apartment key littered around my apartment,” Nikolai smiles once more.

You don’t even bother replying, just turning around and leaving his place for the second time that night, your apartment key in hand.

Dazai would start hiding things in there too. He tosses a pen your way before heading out on a mission, one where he knows you can’t bring a bag along, just to watch as you stuff it in between your breasts. You’d sigh resignedly, used to his actions by this point and having long given up arguing or telling him off.

When on said mission, he’d find any and every reason that one might need a pen and turn to you expectantly, waiting for you to pull it out and hold it out for him. It’s always so warm after, heated up from its time nestled between where he’d like to be stashed away.

You’d complain after he asks for the pen for the nth time, telling him if he needs to use it so often he can get one himself! Those words were meant to tell him to bring/carry his own pen, but he’d grinned before taking that as meaning he could jam his hand down your shirt to reach for it himself.

“What? You told me to grab it myself…”

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stuffeddeer · 2 months

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please create a master list if you can bc i like to read your fics often and it’s so much scrolling (i’m in love w your dazai)

LOLLL SORRY will do! (ive been meaning to for a bit anyway) ill work on it tn and post tmr or so!!! my fics dont have names tho so it'll probably be horrible to try and traverse

#🦌anon #LMAOOOO #thank u for reading my fics often omggg #dazai (stuffeddeer's version)

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stuffeddeer · 2 months

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DEEERRRR HRU SILLY

CHEETOZAI HIIII im doing my best LMFAOOO hru :)))) im happy to be back and thats whats important

#🦌anon #im still pretty sick 😭#but idc anymore i want to write silly things #for all the stuffeddeerers to see

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