For Halloween, do not wear a domino mask, cowl, or helmet if you are dressing up as one of our vigilantes. This is both common courtesy and for your safety so you do not get mistaken for one if there is an emergency. 

We also advise those dressing as the more benevolent rogues to make sure that you do not look exactly like them. Imitation is the greatest form of flattery, but we do not need a repeat of Nightwing punching a civilian because he thought they were Harley Quinn.

Beelzebub: *rubs hands together*

Gabriel: …

Gabriel: *takes Beelzebub’s hands in his cutely and starts gently rubbing them*

Beelzebub: 😊 You’ll never get them clean at this rate.

Gabriel: ???

I want an episode where Black Hat reviews Lucifer Morningstar from Hazbin Hotel on his own scale of villainy and inevitably just calls him the most pathetic version of Hell’s ruler he’s ever come across because he doesn’t embody the typical traits that the usual depictions have: Being truly Evil. Is one of those factors that are missing from the Hazbin Hotel’s depiction of Lucifer. I can just imagine him bashing the man into a wall with the amount of anger and criticisms he has. I actually sort of want to write a whole script for an Orientation Video and it’s just Black Hat going over Lucifer’s known feats and accomplishments. He’d only acknowledge his strength but then he’d call it useless to have due to his nature and what he uses his immense power for, he’d go as far as saying he misuses it at every opportunity he gets but he’d always find the way he carries himself to be rather pathetic.

There’s a whole list of criticisms Black Hat would have, then there’d be a scene showing how he’s connected to Lucifer in some way because in Orientation Video fashion, that’s what usually happens, showing how he’s influenced so and so (And how the person failed him.). Bro ranks him as a meek villain, well, he’d actually say that the man doesn’t even qualify to be in the ranking given the fact that he’s sympathetic towards humanity and the sinners now that his daughter helped him out of his depressive cycle. He would deem Lucifer as someone who runs hell in the disguise of this almighty figure when really he behaves more like a lapdog and can be manipulated very easily emotionally, he’d sooner compare him to a worthless hero then a villain. It’d get him so mad. Like he thinks Hell would be going to waste under Lucifer’s rule.

Black Hat’s face when listening to Hell’s greatest dad would be so priceless. Bro wouldn’t even know what YELP is or what a YELP review is or why he should find it important. Bros face when listening to More than anything would be even more funny, these angry faces are super hilarious to imagine.

Permanent inbox call! If you like the idea of me and Kafka sending you entirely unprompted things at absolute random, then give this post a little ♡  I don't always enjoy sticking to sending things only from reblogged meme lists, and often I get urges to send things when nothing has been reblogged at all. This little permanent inbox call touches on fixing those things, and it means that miss ma'am over here and I can just wrecking ball our way into your askbox whenever our little hearts see fit, with whatever idea we may have in the moment.

Don't worry, none of this is tied to any obligation nor expectation. If anything ever gets sent your way that you're not feeling like responding to, you can simply delete it without any ill-will or demotivation from my end whatsoever. You're also under zero obligation to return the courtesy of this gesture! It's all in good fun and community interaction.

Glowstar he's also lost a father while you lost a mate you could probably help each other grieve don't push him away!

(i feel kinda bad about it but that terrorized pep is so funny lol. sopping wet kitten in the rain

that next part is cool as heck tho. i think it’s the first time we’ve seen pep in a more monster-y form, right?)

(It's a defence mechanism!!! Who'd want to hurt such a little guy!!! A tiny, sopping wet baby boy!!! You wouldn't hurt this little puddle that can fit in the palm of your hand, huh!!!

And yee, that's Pep's chase form! I'd say we'd see more of him soon, but he requires some... special circumstances to achieve that form :3 (or we can just go into Peppino's thoughts again, Imao)

Do cogs dream?

another @gayngerthings inspired ooc STBMIG post

UNEXPECTED HIATUS !! Yes, I know I just got off a hiatus in January, but here we are. My mental health has once again taken a nosedive, and while nothing on Tumblr has explicitly been adding to it ( seriously, y'all have been the sweetest to me ) I need to take a few days offline to get my head back in order. I'm gonna go low-to-no-activity for a week or so, spend some time with myself, get back on my medication schedule ( oops ) and try to sort out my sleeping a bit.

When I come back, I'll make the decision whether I'm shutting this blog and moving to a new one ( seriously considering it, even tho I've only been on this one for a short time : I want to reorganize and clean up the tagging system, which is nigh-impossible without changing blogs, plus update my rules with stricter guidelines, etc ) or just cleaning this one up and giving her an overhaul.

robin broke into our petstore last night. it was cute to see on the security cameras. he stayed in there for at least an hour to take care of the pets. it was even more hilarious and adorable when nightwing showed up and had to put him over his shoulder to make him leave. this is an open invitation to robin to let him know he can break in at anytime.

Thank you, I'm sure Robin will enjoy the permission. The rest of the Colony probably won't.

-Mod Samuel

While I do think your hc is cool

I think the overseers are more than cells acting own their accord, since iggy sends you death threats after eating one or more of moon's neurons

Also the fact that iggy is smart enough to trick you by making you think they're guiding you to your family and only drops the act when you're close to moon

honestly i don't really see how that refutes my headcanon in any way lol Iggy still did it's job of seeking help, it didn't matter what help or for what reasons they really brought them there, they still did what they were supposed to do

and then they make sure to threaten you if you further damage Moon, sadly they're not like white bloodcells and can't just exterminate you on the spot so all they can do is show you the iterator equivalent of a kid who despises you so much they draw you with your head chopped off

stuck on this idea today of byan playing animal crossing and becoming absolutely obsessed with designing and decorating their island... like, spending hours and hours setting everything up perfectly, exactly the way they want it... spending hours even just making their own patterns to pull everything together... and it looks incredible when they're finished, it's aesthetic and it's stunning, you can tell just by walking through a section of the island that they poured a ton of work in and had a load of fun with it.

but then i'm also thinking about them playing stardew valley and it's the complete opposite... their farm is absolute chaos, there's no organization whatsoever and half their crops die bc they forget to water them. they spend most of their time in the mines and fishing and have probably only spoken to a lot of the characters once bc they can only focus on a few specific aspects of the game at any given time otherwise it's too much and they get overwhelmed. giving gifts?? developing relationships?? uhm, no thanks, that's way too much to fuckin remember

// sometimes I think about how many times in bg3 you get conflicts that don't have an objectively "best" outcome. I think about freeing the 7000 vampires, for example. Freeing them is the ethical thing to do, because they are all innocent victims, but it remains true that leaving thousands of vampires loose, even in the underdark, is a bad bad idea. Not only are they traumatized people, but they're predators who have only their instincts to help them survive in an unfamiliar land that isn't exactly bountiful in terms of wildlife. If they don't do well, they'll die or be slaughtered, and if they do they'll ruin entire communities or ecosystems, depending on whether they feed on people or animals.

The end of coding is in sight, I'll just be live updating it a lot once I put it up. I just need this done. I just need this done, I crave to write.

On that note, I kinda wanted to ask to those currently around — even if we've yet to properly interact and the ones who I've already established it with (or am reciprocating it for). Little mains call? (Simply comment!) If we haven't interacted yet, it simply means I may prioritize your starters/asks a bit more, see how we feel/do and then see! I'm simply adding a mains page, so this would be a decent time to ask, no?

[I offer you a Quentin drawing while I get back to doing asks]

i get stupidly shy about roleplaying on discord because i write much more muses besides ryuji, but tomorrow i'll see about posting something! i did do a server purge earlier this year and i'd be interested in setting up more 1x1 servers.