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kyojurismo · 10 months

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Kinda agree with your rating on the Upper Moons! Honestly I have a hard time ranking gyokko hantengu and kaigaku bc I don't. Particularly care for any of them?? Idk they're all kinda blah in my head (no hate to any fans of them tho. You do you boo)

Kaigaku reminds me of a tiktok eboy in all the worst ways. He has vibes and they're kinda off for me

Anyway I know you are a lady tamayo lover (as we all should be). How do you feel about some of the other Demons? (yushiro, rui, nakime, and enmu are the only ones that come to mind)

-🦝

yeah, gyokko is gross, like i’ve read his backstory and i’m not even surprised lmao. kaigaku is my #1 public enemy to me also bc of what he has done ( i won’t say too much since i don’t wanna spoil anything, but if you’re read and finished the manga you can guess what i’m talking about ). for hantengu i honestly just care about for aizetsu >_< he’s my fav clone alright.

LADY TAMAYO MY BELOVED !!!!

for others demons,

yushiro : i like him, i love how he genuinely cares who tamayo ^_^ and i also find him funny hehe

rui : uh, i’m super sad due to his backstory ): but what he did to other demons was wrong anyway, so um mixed feelings i guess

mama spider demon : she was so sweet and i felt super sorry for her. her death scene was truly majestic ngl, aesthetic and all. i’m glad tanjiro didn’t hurt her in the end <3

nakime : her backstory was interesting, she’s super cool and i find her blood demon art amazing

enmu : he’s so gender >_< but he also scares me sometimes because well, muzan opened his stomach and he was literally there enjoying it ??? ew, but he’s cool in some way

kyogai ( drum demon ) : he was super cute >_< i got touched by his backstory ngl and when he got emo bc tanjiro showed respect for his work aaaa *sobs*

and i can’t think of anyone else atm … lol

#📮 — questions !!#🦝 anon

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mxttellion · 2 years

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Tom

Favorite thing about them

He's just a silly guy :] can't blame people saying he's the funniest ew character, it's probably true

Least favorite thing about them

Uh oh legacy slander again but I've had a lot of thoughts lately and I really wish Tom would be more random xD lil fella as he used to be in classic.

favorite line

I can't think of an actual line I like rn, but one that always makes me laugh in the "you're face is getting old" in zanta claws 3

brOTP

Funnily enough I feel like he would be a sib like relationship with all of three. Except he bites their ankles at all given times

OTP

yeah i wonder

nOTP

sorry folks but y'all know that i find tomedd basic I apologize I have my flaws

random headcanon

I've never talked about this since I wanted to make a drawing about this but I've been thinking about his family and i now wanna hc him as the son of eldritch interdimensional monstrous creatures living in the void

That's fun

unpopular opinion

Does preferring a silly guy but angry bite snarll bite bite tom over depressed TikTok eboy tom count as an unpopular opinion

song i associate with them

*Thinks hard* i don't have a specific song but i associate all my pop punk songs i listen to him which is kinda funny to me

favorite picture of them

This one instance from H&F my beloved

#rxplies #ew tom #txt post

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humanlighthouse · 3 years

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The Adventures of Bastard Zhang

A conversation between @s1utspeare and i that we have decided to gift you all :) prompted by my liveblogging of Mystic Nine and the Zhang naming traditions

humanlighthouse

I have had this thought since the very first moment i read their names on tumblr, but i think it's the first time i actually write it out: qishan rishan makes me wonder if we have a rilin somewhere.

Can you imagine

Tiny XG with big bright eyes

Tiny XG with like. The WORST personality

Full on emo brat

A complete teenager

Does Li Cu have someone? I want him to meet my new OC, Tiny Gremlin Rilin

And then to fight the fuck out of him

Enemies at first sight

XG grabs him by the scruff of his neck

Tired.

s1utspeare

they're like "xiaoge control ur sON" "wu xie control UR SON"

humanlighthouse

They threaten to get divorced over this and it's the first time the boys agree to behave

He looks like a smaller XG with longer, even more emo hair, dresses like an eboy, has nunchucks or however the fuck you write that

He often tells XG stuff like You’re not my dad

s1utspeare

xiaoge's like "yeah i fucking hope not"

humanlighthouse

"How would i even know"

WX is sitting beside them like 😱😱😱

"Does that make me a dad??"

LC kicks him

He is The Worst and they all hope he grows out of it but No.

Liu Sang meets him once and swears never to come back if he is in Wushanju at the same time

s1utspeare

Rilin eats Liu Sang's whistle

humanlighthouse

Just swallows it whole

He hates it and is in pain for a whole week but he had a point to make!!

Even Kanjian tries to be nice about it but is like "He sure looks...troubled? 😬"

s1utspeare

the only one he likes is huo daofu for some disturbing reason, and huo daofu Does Not Like Him Back

humanlighthouse

HE FOLLOWS HIM

Not with stars in his eyes but with a very disturbing fixed stare

He breaks and enters regularly into his place

He doesn't do nice caring shit or anything, he just gets in and sits on the couch drinking stuff he stole from his fridge

Pangzi thinks he is hilarious until the moment he messes with his cooking, and he has to run him out of Wushanju with a wooden spatula and/or his shoe in hand

s1utspeare

The first time HXZ meets him it’s an exact recreation of this gif

humanlighthouse

He and XH come in with bucketfuls of popcorn every time he's in town

They just sit in a corner and observe the mess

s1utspeare

at one point the go to the Wu house and Zhang Rilin meets the dogs and Wu Xie is like "haha this'll teach him" but Rilin just growls at them and they immediately make him their leader

humanlighthouse

Sanshu hates him for some reason (very hard to manipulate) but Ershu thinks he is refreshingly honest and generally delightfully entertaining

s1utspeare

he bites sanshu

no one is sympathetic

humanlighthouse

LC high fives him

XG gives him 50 bucks

s1utspeare

pangzi: wait where the shit did you get fifty bucks??

xg: wu xie

wx: i didn't give you fifty dollars

xg: not on purpose

humanlighthouse

pz: oh so that's where he got it from

s1utspeare

like father like son 😊

humanlighthouse

XG still refuses to consider that he could be his dad instead of a close cousin or long lost big brother, so ZRL plays "you’re my dad boogie woogie woogie" under their bedroom window for an entire week

The sexual frustration forces him to sign adoption papers

They're fake, thankfully, HXZ procured them

s1utspeare

Li Cu taught him “you are my dad”

He teaches Rilin all the memes (after he bites Sanshu they have a tentative alliance)

humanlighthouse

They're a FANTASTIC TEAM is the problem

XG, getting hot and heavy with his husband, hearing the first word through the wall: I'm gonna kill him.

WX, a whole bastard, 10% less sexually frustrated than his husband: Oh honey you can’t kill your own son :)

XG: he can’t be my son! I'm gay!

WX: 😱 really? Why didn’t you tell me? 😱

LC, referring to eventual friend ZRL: Wu Xie, i want a brother

WX: go to your room and turn on the music loud, we'll get to it :)

LC: EW!!

s1utspeare

wu xie takes rilin to the xinyue hotel

WX: zhang rishan! Look! Your grandson!! 😊

ZDRS: oh hello rilin

ZRL: hi zhang fuguan

ZDRS: how is your exchange student program going

ZRL: pretty good, Im learning a lot

ZDRS: excellent. study hard

ZRL: yes sir

WX: what the fuck

later

WX: wait wAIT WHO DID HE EXCHANGE HIM WITH

meanwhile, at the zhang clan

Su Wan: i am very afraid :)

#wake up babe new oc just dropped #dmemebj #dmbj crack

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nanasarea · 3 years

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𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘵: In a world where soulmates can visit each other in their dreams and can only remember the dreams once they found each other, what happens when you’re disappointed at the man of your dreams?

𝘎𝘦𝘯𝘳𝘦: angst and fluff

𝘗𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨: reader x ?

𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵: 1.5k

𝘢/𝘯: and so, the soulmate is revealed! Also Happy first day of Christmas!!!

𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵

Tag list: @keiboo

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“I’m guessing no FBI then?” Renjun pouted as both me and Haechan said that we need to get some work done, Haechan studying for the test and me having an assignment to do.

“Next time?” I asked, feeling slightly guilty, but knowing I had to get the assignment done. I walked outside to get into my car and drove to my favourite cafe near the campus, where I ordered a cold brew and sat in the corner, with my computer plugged into the outlet on the wall next to me and started working on the assignment.

After an hour or two, I had already asked for 3 refills, ate 2 blueberry muffins and had most of my assignment done, so I decided to pack my things, put my bag over my shoulder and grabbed the hoodie I had with me and went to the counter, where I placed the muffin trays and cup before ordering a double-espresso shot to go. While waiting for the coffee, I felt a cold substance dripping down my left shoulder, causing me to turn to my left in shock.

“I am so sorry, I didn’t mean to-“ “Don’t worry, it’s fine.” I quickly cut him off as I placed my bag and hoodie on the table next to us, which he followed with his own bag and hoodie before grabbing some napkins and handing them to me.

“Thanks.” I giggled, trying to soak up the iced coffee, which had no use at this point, as my shirt had already been soaked. At this point, I looked up and noticed the guilt on his face.

“Let me make it up to you somehow, please.” He said, holding his arms together as to plead.

“How would you make it up, if you had to?” I asked, trying not to fawn over his cuteness, which reminded me of a golden retriever, if I’m being honest.

“Um, maybe I could pay for your coffee,…or I could invite you to this party that my friend is throwing. It’s at Tealwater, on campus and it’s a costume party!” He answered after a minute of thinking.

“You mean Felix’s party? I thought everyone was invited to that.” I said, giggling. “Oh, so you go to Tealwater?” He asked excitedly, to which I nodded.

“Oh, that’s so cool, I didn’t know that. I just started attending here after doing my freshman year online, but if I knew there were people as cute as you on campus, I would choose lectures instead of online courses. I’m Jeno by the way.” He blushed.

“Yn and thanks. So um, since I’m already going and I already payed for my coffee, how about you make it up to me by buying me a coffee some other time? Monday maybe?” I asked, trying to hide my blush.

“My lectures start at 11am, yours?” “10am.” “See you here at 8?” He asked, picking up his bag, which I copied by picking mine up as well.

“I’d like that.” I quickly said before taking my hoodie and to-go cup and making my way towards my car. In my car, I quickly out my hoodie on to hide the coffee stain on my shoulder, which is when I realised it didn’t smell like my hoodie.

A flashback of his hoodie snapped into my brain, making me realise I must have took his hoodie, which was the same shade as mine. I sighed, looking outside and seeing him long gone, which means I’ll have to return it to him on Monday.

I then put my car keys in and turned the car on, which is when my car door was quickly opened and before I knew it, a stranger was sitting in my passenger seat and telling me to drive. Out of fear, I did as he said and started driving.

“Are you being chased?” I asked, finally realising what was happening and hearing a laugh escape the man’s mouth. “Yeah, by the cops.”

“The cops? Oh god, please don’t tell me you’re a serial killer.” I said, not realising I said the last part out loud.

“No, not yet.” His response made me scuff. “Planning?” I asked “No, but you never know.” “You’re unbelievable.” I sighed and turned my car around so I was heading towards campus again.

“Unbelievably attractive you mean.” He chuckled, making me steal a glance at him, which he followed when he felt my gaze on him.

“What? You’re gonna deny-“ As his expression quickly changed from cocky to shocked and slightly confused, he cut himself off and asked “Have we met before?”

“Nope, not that I know of, I think.” I said, unsure and looking back at the rode.

“I’m Jaemin.” He said, sticking his hand out for me to shake, which I didn’t take, as I needed to keep both hands on the steering wheel.

“Yn, wish I could say it’s a pleasure to meet you but I feel like helping you run from cops isn’t exactly the best first impression.” I said.

“Figured, you’re not gonna ask me why I’m running away from them?” “Would you answer if I did?” I asked, genuinely curious.

“I was caught buying alcohol.” He said, making me give him a confused look “With a fake ID. Oh, where are my manners, want some?” He asked, offering the bottle of Jack, to which I only shook my head and rolled my eyes.

“What? You never drank underaged?” He asked “At least I was smart enough to not get caught.” I said, rolling my eyes, making him chuckle.

“Where we headed, darling?” He asked, leaning back into the seat.

“Tealwater campus, darling. When we get there, I’m going back to my dorms so I wouldn’t exactly tell you to get lost, but get lost.” I answered, mocking the way he said darling, which caused him to chuckle.

“Sounds good to me, I’m a student there too, y’know?” He said “Oo, are you going to Felix’s party? I heard it’s gonna be a blast.” He added, turning to face me. “I am, actually.”

“What you going as?” He asked “I don’t know yet.” I answered.

“Not gonna ask me?” He asked, after putting his hand on his chest and dramatically gasping. “Don’t care.” I answered, parking the car and turning it off.

“As I said earlier-“ “Yeah, yeah, I’ll get lost, darling. Thanks for the ride, I owe you one.” He cut me off before getting out of the car, which I soon followed after getting my stuff.

“See ya later.” He smiled, before walking towards me, stopping and chuckling. “By the way, you have something here.” He added, picking the leaf that had just fallen into my hair, his fingers brushing my hair behind my ear and tossing the leaf away.

I rolled my eyes before walking to my dorms, where I was met with Renjun, who greeted me as I put my stuff down.

“You would not believe the day I had.” I sighed, sitting down next to her on the floor and resting my head on his shoulder, which I usually did when I ranted about stuff.

“I’m sure you’ll tell me all about it.” he giggled and continued drawing in his sketchbook.

“Well, first I met this guy, who spilled his coffee on my good top-“ “Rude” “-I know, right? But it’s fine, he was cute, like he seems like one of those golden retriever boys but he was dressed like an eboy-“ “Ooo, cute, we love that.” “-Right? Then he told me that he’d make it up to me by paying for my coffee or inviting me to this party-“ “Awww” “-right? and I said I’m already going since I go to this school and stuff and guess what, he goes here too-“ “No way-“ “Yes way.” “So then I told him he could buy me coffee some other time, which is when we kinda agreed on a date on Monday-“ “Exciting.” “-right?!” I sighed happily, laying down on the floor.

“I accidentally took his hoodie, since we have the same one, but I didn’t catch him so I’m returning it to him on Monday- “Exciting-“ “but till then, I shall not remove it, because it smells so good, it smells a bit like him-“ “Love that.” “-right? But then this lunatic got in my car and told me to drive, which obviously gave me a scare-“ “Obviously” “-And so I found out he was being chased by cops for buying alcohol with a fake ID-“ “Wow.” “-right? and let me tell you, he was so annoying but he also goes here so there’s that-“ “Ew.” “-right? So yeah, I kinda had to give him a ride.” I rolled my eyes.

“Oh and the golden retriever boy? His name’s Jeno, he’s like the man of my dreams and I’m like 99% sure he’s my soulmate, we go to the same school, we have the same hoodie.” I got up and smiled, going to take my computer out of my bag. “Is that why your soulmate mark has faded?” Renjun asked, chuckling.

“My what now?” I asked shocked, taking the hand mirror into my hand and looking at my ear, seeing only the outline of the mark.

“Why aren’t you happy? I thought Jeno was the man of your dreams, I mean, I guess he really is.” Renjun laughed.

“Renjun…Jeno didn’t touch me, the lunatic did.” I said, remembering how he removed the leaf from my hair

#neowritings #NCT-WRITERS #nct #nct dream #nct au #nct dream au #nct x reader #nct dream x reader #nct fluff #nct dream fluff #nct dream angst #nct angst #soulmate au #dreamland #na jaemin x reader #na jaemin angst #na jaemin fluff #na jaemin series #na jaemin

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twunk · 4 years

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What your favorite BOTW armor set says about you

No Armor: you either really wanted to do a naked run or you think its funny 8/10

Ancient Armor: Do you actually exist? This set is pretty dope until you put the helmet on then it looks funny 6/10

Barbarian Armor: Pretty dope armor set. Youre either a tryhard or you really like to output as much damage as possible. 4/10

Climber Armor: Best player. Best fit. you definitely have a ton of potions so you can wear this set as much as possible. 10/10

Dark Link Armor: you think its funny when the NPC’s get scared when you walk up to them, and its funny to run fast in the dark. youve taken a ton of picture in this outfit with the blood moon behind you. 9/10

Desert Voe Armor: whore. 10/10

Flamebreaker Armor: no one wears this unless you have to. 1/10

Gerudo Armor: youre either gay or a woman or both. you wish zelda was playable. youve probably dyed it. 4/10

Hylian Armor: You got this set right away and then never took it off. 5/10 bc the hood sucks

Radiant Armor: haha skeleton. you have those glow in the dark stars on your ceiling. 6/10

Rubber Armor: you fish or you think this set is the funniest thing in the world 7/10

Snowquil Armor: The rito are your favorite, and you probably swapped the boots for the snow boots which is honestly the way to go 8/10

Solider Armor: ew. you suck. you paid way too much for this and youre probably in the military. 0/10

Stealth Armor: top tier armor. if you dyed it black youre an eboy or an asshole. any other colors you like form and function. 10/10

Zora Armor: you love the zora. if its dyed red you love sidon and you know what? youre right. 8/10

Armor of the Wild: completionist. you 100% the game and never shut up about it. twilight princess was your favorite and youre playing this because your wii broke. 8/10

Honorable Mentions-

Amiibo Sets (Any): I dont have the money for these but you bought the amiibo for your favorite game. 5/10

DLC Sets-

Tingle Armor: Stop. 1/10

Phantom Armor: You main zelda in smash 5/10

Salvagers Armor: Gay 7/10

Phantom Ganon Armor: you like the cape or you main ganon in smash 3/10

Royal Guard Armor: the hat is ugly. 4/10 would be higher if not for the hat

Single Item Pieces-

Champions Tunic: you like the design or you like how it tells you the health in numbers. 5/10, its hard to pair with pants

Warm Doublet: you think this looks better than the snowquil chestpiece 5/10

Any Earrings: gay 10/10

Diamond Circlet: also gay 10/10

Monster Masks: all the time? really? 2/10

Thunderhelm: you love the look, and youre right. 10/10

Amiibo single items (Any): i cant afford these 3/10

DLC single items (Any): you think it looks funny 5/10

Korok mask: You want those 900 seeds so badly 10/10 i like how it shakes

#breath of the wild #botw #loz botw #legend of zelda #loz #long post

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ohnoitsnoraemi · 5 years

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My Personal, Terrible Diabolik Lovers Headcanons

Subaru is a tiktok eboy, I made a whole post about this before

Kanato has this really cute gothic Lolita Instagram that has a mass amount of followers like it’s probably really popular.

But the second he gets a bad comment, the rest of the sakamakis have to stop him from leaving the house because he managed to get fornitegamer69 on IG’s IP address and is trying to seek vengeance for saying his cake looked gay and if he could “get an f in the chat”

So reiji had to get his password without kanato knowing so whenever kanato posted, he would sit there going through the comments and delete any single comment that might make kanato commit murder

Laito and Ayato made vines when it was around, one of theirs is on those iconic vines compilations and it’s their greatest accomplishment

Laito and Ayato earned their “bully Subaru for being a tiktok eboy” right because of it but as mentioned in the previous post: Subaru don’t take that shit

Shu and Reiji have also ended up on the iconic vines compilations but for the wrong reason

Shu was out with reiji once

And shu just fell asleep,,,, while he was with reiji,,, in public,,,,..

And reiji just looks at him, looks around him, and looks back at shu

And just fuckin B O L T S

like he is OUT OF THERE

HE COMPLETELY LEAVES SHU ALONE IN THIS RANDOM PLACE FAST ASLEEP.

some guy caught it on video

Shu was not fucking pleased

Ayato has a shit taste in movies unironically

So when someone tells him “you like shit movies”

He gets all butthurt and then watches them by himself

I have this weird headcanon that as much as ayato and laito are a bit creeped out by kanatos dolls

they like to go fuck them up

So there’s this one time that kanato is gonna go check up on his dolls

And you know the little hall of brides lookin thing

Yeah all the brides are fucking dabbing

Kanato is not pleased

Leading kanato to just put some of his lesser favored dolls in unexpected places to scare them

Like laito opens his closet

BOOM A DOLL

Laito opens the bathroom door

BOOM ANOTHER DOLL

Laito goes to ayatos room

BOOM A DOLL IN FRONT OF THE DOOR

and then there’s just ayato in the middle of the room like

“We’re never doing that again”

And then they do it again a few weeks later

Subaru wants to learn to drive and the rest of the sakamakis being assholes get him a Subaru (I know I’m sorry)

At some point the mukamis all independently decide they are going to hold some sort of intervention for another member of the family and not tell anyone else

Except it all ends up on the same day at the same time

So here are all the mukamis

In their little fucking living room

Just full on yelling at each other about their issues

“Yuma can you please stop breaking everything in this house, I get you don’t get along with kou that well but buddy you’ve broken six plates, today”

“Kou..... can you stop.... playing music so loud..... at night. I want to sleep too....”

“Azusa we all love ya here but take it down a notch with the knives we’re getting billed and i don’t know where we are even making half these payments where do ya buy these???”

“Ruki I get it but like wE CANNOT JUST LOCK EVE IN THE BASEMENT ANY TIME YOU GET INSECURE. THATS A BIT MUCH EVEN FOR US”

Ruki is a writer but won’t let anyone know

He writes either really philosophical things

Or like some really fucked up shit

Probably ghostwrote elfen lied tbh

ANYWAYS

Subaru likes sailor moon

Subaru will fucking murder you if you find out

Be prepared to get a moon tiara boomerang once you even glimpse him watching it

Shu probably wanted to be a band kid at some point in his life

Idk why I have this headcanon shu’s too lazy to be a band kid

He wanted to play the flute or some shit

He’s not about the uniforms though

just ew

Ayato made reaction memes out of everyone in the family

He uses them in the family gc

The only one that kinda enjoys them is Laito

He has to be careful using kanato and Subaru memes though

Kou stans twice, Red Velvet, blackpink you name it

Kou’s bias list consists of Mina, Joy, and Rosé.

Subaru likes my chemical romance,,,,,,

Yuma goes to this gardening shop but has been going there for like years???

And the people who own it are like

Wow you haven’t aged a bit????

In like????

10 years????

Yuma goes home and has to try to find a new shop

But that shop has some bomb ass discounts

He’s probably going to start bribing ruki to go he’ll figure it out.

Kinda like how I sorta mentioned when talking about the interventions

Azusa buys knives from places he probably shouldn’t be buying knives from

He probably unknowingly has a murder weapon in his possession

And the first time ruki smells blood from this package right

And he just opens it and there’s this knife with blood on it and Azusa walks in

“Oh,,, my new knife,,,, thank you ruki”

“Azusa???? Where did you buy this????”

“Somewhere called,,,,, the dark web”

Azusa lost his computer privileges for awhile.

Did I not mention that laito tried being a sugar daddy

Yeah he was very interested in the premise of buying some hot girl Louis Vuitton and they’d probably fuck

Until he thought that she was getting attached

And he’s just like

“I think I’m done here”

And just JUMPS IN FRONT OF A TRUCK

now it doesn’t kill him because ya know

HES A VAMPIRE

but no one else knows that,,,,

And he’s very aware that no one knows that,,,,,

That’s the plan,,,,,

Long story short he had to hide in the mansion for awhile and deal with reiji scolding him for doing that

I have too many I’ll probably post more tomorrow

#diabolik lovers headcanons #diabolik lovers #subaru sakamaki #shu sakamaki #reiji sakamaki #ayato sakamaki #laito sakamaki #kanato sakamaki #ruki mukami #kou mukami #yuma mukami #azusa mukami

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ayeateez · 5 years

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ATEEZ as people in my school:

Hongjoong:

The talented kid

Dances, sings, raps, composes, what doesn’t he do?

Lowkey popular but won’t admit to it

Only has a few friends tbh

Always has like, the same 10 girls, who he rejects constantly, falling at his feet

Kinda cute tho

But also kinda mean

And hates constructive criticism

Seonghwa:

The eboy/emo kid

Black, he wears all black

Never wears any other color

Doesn’t talk

Somehow popular?

Lowkey smart

ALWAYS has earbuds in

Never listens to the teacher and somehow has straight A’s?

Has literally only 2 friends

Yunho:

The sweet kid

Kind to everybody

You literally cannot start beef with him, he’s that nice

It’s hard to hate him

Has people all over him

REALLY popular

Hugs

Always gives people hugs like, he sees you?

Hug

Yeosang:

The quiet kid

Nerd

Straight A’s

Never talks

Practically invisible

Does he even have any friends?

But like, really really really cute

People struggle to talk to him cause he just... stares

Literally, does he even breathe

San:

Stuck up yet nice kid

Stuck up

Probably thinks he’s the best

But he’s actually pretty nice when he isn’t hiding behind his alter ego

Has LOADS of girls (and boys) falling at his feet

Like, theres always a new person hitting on him each day

But like, has a secret girl/boyfriend that everybody knows about but ignores?

When i say popular, woo he’s popular alright

Got a teacher fired after they hit on him

Straight B’s with maybe a high C

Mingi:

Shy yet loud kid (me)

Shy asf

But is also always screaming

Somehow almost all of the teachers like him

Kinda funny

Gets away with screeching in class by making a stupid joke and making the teacher laugh

Thinks socializing is absolutely disgusting, ew, gross

Yet is really friendly and makes friends quite easily?

Friends with all the popular kids, yet isn’t popular himself?

Kinda athletic

Wooyoung:

The fucking jock

IDIOT

EVERYBODY HATES THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF HIM

YET HE’S POPULAR

SKIPS CLASS LIKE ALMOST ALL DAY EVERYDAY

BUT THEN SHOWS UP TO PRACTICE

THINKS HE’S SO COOL

HE HAS A MASSIVE FRIEND GROUP AND PEOPLE TALK ABOUT HOW NICE HE IS

BUT HE’S REALLY A FUCKING JERK WHO NEEDS TO BE THROWN OFF A BUILDING

STRAIGHT F’S

K IM DONE I LITERALLY CAN’T WITH THIS DUDE

Jongho:

The athlete

Really smart

Talented

Is actually good at sports

And he’s really nice

Friends with everybody tbh

Even... *sigh* wooyoung

One of Seonghwa’s only friends (and hongjoongs)

Straight A’s

Has a 4.5gpa tbh

Literally doesn’t eat and only drinks protein shakes n people are concerned

#atzinc #ateez imagines #ateez scenarios #ateez fluff #ateez #hongjoong #seonghwa #yunho #yeosang #san #mingi #wooyoung #jongho #dumbasses #kpop imagines #kpop scenarios #kpop fluff #kpop

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juliankinney · 4 years

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━━ ( alex fitzalan + cis male + twenty-two ) oi , have you seen julian kinney around ? he lives in flat 14 in bedroom 4 ? i was meant to meet them this morning at bean me up before our lecture but he didn’t show . no ? well , shit . if you do see them , can you tell them i’m looking for them ? they’re a 4th year computer science student from madrid , spain & you’ll know it’s them because they might just remind you of a stack of unread books , the sound of keyboard typing at three in the morning , coffee creamer in every flavor , & unprescribed pills if that helps at all . just be careful , he can be a little distant , critical , & compulsive sometimes . —- oh don’t look like that , they’re usually ingenious , reliable , & confident most of the time . ✏ y! , 22 , she/her , cst

alright whats up guys, as jd once said, greetings and salutations!! im y and this here is julian, who i’ve known for two hours but adore already anyway. i usually play dumbass boys and he’s no exception, but i like to think he might just be a little less dumb than the rest of them. so lets jump into it!!! ♡

for starters here is his messy pinterest board that i made.. like i said... it is a mess, and still a work in progress but y’all can have it anyway!! (fun fact: was gonna make him texan but pepper called him country boy and i was triggered!!!!!!!!!!)

backstory:

julian was the conception of two teenagers in love during the 90′s in spain; a local and a tourist. the pair were just seventeen when they became parents but it was a whole ordeal at the time because his father’s side of the family did not want anything to do with this impregnated nobody. it wasn’t his grandfather’s vision!!! his son was supposed to go into adulthood unscathed by his mistakes!!! as you can guess julian’s mom side of the family were your blue-collared society while his father’s side was more white-collared. at the time his mother was a student and helped her own mom with the family tailor shop while her father worked as a cook in a restaurant. on the other end of the spectrum, the kinney’s were in the film industry and of old money. needless to say, the two families had little in common.

the kinney’s tried to pay this girl off but her family was 100% not having it and after many arguments and empty threats they came to an agreement. said agreement was that julian would have his rightful surname and would stay in spain and the family would receive a weekly stipend for his expenses. in return no one would say a thing to the press— which, honestly was only ever a threat because the kinney’s wanted to pretend like nothing had happened.

and so julian grew up in madrid with a single mother and the help of his grandparents. as far as he knew his father had died shortly after he had been born and had been madly in love with his mother (that part was true). the only reason he didn’t share a name with the rest of his family was because the pair had never married, which, would have been the truth regardless. everything was fine; he grew up working at the family shop, attended school, skipped school, maintained amazing grades while simultaneously spending 1/3rd of the time in detention, lost his virginity to marisol cordova in her lilac colored room, etc. he had the most basic upbringing a kid could have.

then his father died. his real father. and suddenly, on paper, he was well off. it wasn’t easy for his mother to tell him the truth when his grandfather stepped foot into the one story home like he had seventeen years ago with that sour look on his face, but she was forced to. she had no other choice. devastated as she was (and she was truly heartbroken), she told him the story of how one day during the summer of 96′ she met james kinney, and how the next year he came back. then, his grandfather informed him of his father’s will and how he’d have access to his inheritance once he turned eighteen.

it was... a lot to process, and as julian does when he feels overwhelmed, he got angry. he was very upset with his mother and even more so with this old man he was meeting for the first time who kept calling him shit like ‘his only grandson’ and ‘a kinney by blood’. it was infuriating for julian, and his mother further telling him about their weekly allowance among other expenses over the years did not help. at all.

that is how julian found out his father was a successful actor turned director, generally known for an action packed franchise released in the 2000′s. it was mind boggling— he’d turn on the tv only to see a picture of his now dead father on screen, news coverage of the deadly car accident that occurred during en route to manchester on every channel. it just didn’t make any sense and was very hard to feel sad for. besides, his mother had enough sadness for the both of them. at his funeral, the two had to stay in the back while the family tried to come up with a game plan of how things were going to move forward; james’ widow was not happy to see her husbands former lover and child at the scene.

anyways in spite the fact that julian wanted nothing to do with the kinney’s, his grandfather had other plans. a vision of his own for the only grandchild his son had brought into the world, and that started with schooling. julian graduated and had no plans for college until his grandfather threatened to contest the will if he chose to stray from the path, and they needed the money; so college it was. a college of his grandfather’s choice of course, and what better place than somewhere closed off enough to distance julian from the outer world but elite in its own right?

his grandfather’s plan basically is to make him successful, and being that julian has no interest in their world, he’s had to compromise and just live with the fact that julian is just going to be your regular everyday man. he’s only really doing all of this because he feels guilt over the years but not guilty enough to tell the world that there’s an extra kinney lying around (last names are so common right!?!??!) . however, he still wants him to be in the family. as in everyone in the direct family knows of him and he gets to be involved in all family affairs, etc, but julian just does not give a fuck about them fksdhjfs specially because of how they fucked over his mom and how james’ widow is so fucking bitter about the will.

ANYWAYS he’s been at the school for four years now, gets his schooling paid by his grandfather but still has a job because pride or whatever, and will hack into your shit!

personality/hc’s

i love him, he’s sweet but also not annoyingly sweet. as in yeah he’s nice and polite but has no problem squaring up due to his short temper. kind of blunt sometimes though, and either is dumb or acts dumb if he says something that might hurt someones feelings. like oh.. sorry you feel that way ksjfsdkln

super smart???? has amazing grades and constantly does his work; knows how to multitask and balance his life out (for the most part... at least until he burns himself out). an intellectual™ . not an eboy but i guess u could say a little bit of a gamer,, has tik tok downloaded on his phone, the dad friend i guess

is either in one end of the spectrum or the other when it comes to socializing. most of the time though he finds it exhausting,, talking is hard but once he does start talking it’s like shut up dude no one cares about javascript

has a small pill problem,, he’s got to be successful somehow right !! also drinks lots of coffee and is a fan of coffee creamer, does not like the strawberry shortcake creamer though because ew. only tea he will drink is matcha green tea, anything else can suck it.

has also developed some ~anxious~ feelings , why ? idk, light trauma i guess. his pill usage sure doesn’t help though! loser! ... tbh maybe his anxiousness has grown over the years because he doesn’t know what he’s supposed to do after school like he has money (that he tries not to use if i’m being honest, would rather use the money he gains from his job which i haven’t decided what should be. leave me alone), and will have a degree, but he’s still just questioning everything?? things have just been weird

sometime during middle school years (idk whats the equivalent of this in spain, shut up) he got into computers and... i’m not proud of this but his first hack was into this girls account that he liked and bro all he wanted to do was see some titties man thats it i promise. that crush did not work out, obvs.

anyways yes he continued down this computer path and made an app during high school!!! it wasn’t successful at all and he eventually deleted it but good for him coding and shit!!!

would hack into school systems to help out his buds and their grades. yeah they could have just copied off of him but... where is the fun in that lads

sometime he be just looking up ‘james kinney interviews’ on youtube just to see who this dude was dshjkg poor lad

can speak english and spanish ,, has that lisp thingy spaniards have i hate it but i guess whatever

kind of messy honestly, can someone clean his desk

connections

literally anything just hmu i can’t come up with these things tbh

#pulled this out of my ass i literally just made him on the spot im jkshdsg #theflats:intro

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felismiscellaneous · 4 years

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Davesprite? [DS] joined chat.

carcinoGeneticist [CG] joined chat.

DS: ew is that a fucking rat

DS: oh god it looks fresh out of the sink drain

DS: go take a fucking shower please

CG: FUCK HOW DID YOU NOTICE

CG: NO IM KIDDING FUCK YOU

DS: no thanks i dont want alien stds

CG: ACTUALLY I WAS USING THE TERM FUCK YOU AS AN INSULT RATHER THAN AN INVITATION TO INTERCOURSE

CG: I'D EXPECT YOU TO KNOW THAT BUT ALREADY

CG: ALRIGHT*

DS: the joke isnt funny anymore if you explain it

CG: THE JOKE WASN'T FUNNY TO BEGIN WITH

DS: im sure thats what your lusus said when you were given to him

CG: WOW THANKS

DS: youre welcome

CG: DO YOU SMOKE CRACK? IS IT CRACK THAT YOU SMOKE?

DS: no i smoke juul

CG: I FUCKING CALLED IT

CG: FUCKING

CG: EBOY STRIDER

DS: im not an eboy fuck you

DS: i have some dignity

DS: im a scene kid or some shit

CG: I ""REALLY"" FUCKING DOUBT THAT

DS: why did you put quotation marks on that

DS: now it just sounds like you dont doubt me at all

DS: thanks karkat i always knew i could count on you

CG: YES OF COURSE

CG: I DESERVE A BUDDY OF THE MONTH AWARD

DS: and then get blood poured on you right as youre about to accept that gleaming trophy

CG: THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES

CG: THIS IS A WONDERFUL GIFT

DS: no im pretty sure its period blood

CG: THE PERIOD BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES

DS: have you never fucking watched carrie you uncultured little cretin

CG: CARRIE??

DS: troll carrie whatever

CG: OH

CG: NO

DS: i trusted you

CG: HORRIBLE DECISION, REALLY

DS: yeah honestly

DS: at least you admit that youre an awful little bitch boy though

CG: I KNEW IT FROM THE START

CG: ARROGANCE IS BLISS

DS: how the fuck is that any different from ignorance is bliss

CG: ITS NOT

CG: WELL

CG: NO YOURE RIGHT

DS: you had to go on troll google to look it up didnt you

CG: THINKING ON IT IS ALREADY OUT OF THE FUCKING QUESTION

DS: ok dumbass

CG: WOW YOURE SO MEAN IM IN TEARS

DS: thanks its cause i hate you

CG: THATS KINDA GAY!

CG: YOU CANT WEAR SOCKS, RIGHT?

CG: SHIT!

DS: i can think really hard about socks

CG: WHAT, IN A GAY WAY?

CG: ARE YOU GAY

CG: FOR SOCKS????????

DS: karkat

DS: youre gay

CG: INCORRECT!

CG: I LIVE THE HOMOPHOBIC LIVESTYLE NOW

CG: I WEAR SOCKS

DS: it sure doesnt look like youre wearing socks

DS: unless youre thinking really hard about wearing socks

DS: cause all i see are slip on shoes

CG: THE LOWER THE COOLER

CG: AND MORE HOMOPHOBIC

CG: IM GONNA STOMP ON YOU WITH MY LOW, LOW SOCKS AND SLIP ON SHOES

CG: NO MERCY

DS: i mean you sure can try but i dont think you can reach

CG: OH? YOU'RE INSULTING MY HEIGHT?

CG: WORM ON A STRING LOOKING ASS?

DS: hey at least this worm on a string has touched boobs

CG: OH MY GOD BOOBS??

CG: YOU'RE STRAIGHT??

CG: FUCK I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE

DS: the only people afraid of the straights are the gays karkat

DS: karkat are you gay

CG: I JUST TOLD YOU HOW HOMOPHOBIC I WAS

CG: I HATE THE GAYS

DS: then youre straight

DS: haha look everyone karkats straight what a fucking loser

CG: FUCKING DISGUSTING

CG: IM HETEROPHOBIC TOO

DS: i respect that

CG: THANK YOU

CG: WAIT YOU'RE STRAIGHT

CG: HOLD ON LEMME GET MY HETEROPHOBIA SLIP ON SHOES

DS: no karkat

DS: i held hands with a guy once

CG: EW THATS GAY

DS: ew a rat

CG: YOU USED THAT ONE ALREADY

DS: cause its true

CG: GIVE ME A MOMENT TO LAY ON THE GROUND AND SOB

CG: IM BEING OPPRESSED

CG: BY AN EBOY

DS: you sure as fuck are

DS: now begone you little sewer rodent

DS: i have boobs to touch and hands to hold

DS: jk ily jamie

CG: FUCK U TEMMIE UR GAY

DS: no u

CG: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DS: <33333333

CG: BRO THATS ...................GAY

DS: no u

#mxrp #true friendship

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suiciderape · 8 months

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jesse vidal jr. is not my type its liminal mall ew! get real ew ok so i was staring outside of my window thinking nah this bitch geto realerr tha real imma finna die this ur in my prisoner walls? yes! why bc hes geto real how real? da fuq bitch its my room walls

shes a cunt hahaha

nah it hurtz

what the fucking bitch stupidee cheeze nvm! geyy eww delete we can be geto real murderers without partna in south korea where is he? in the center? me? in the front hm literally shes right next to u ew! mhm what day is it? march 1st mhm nah ok surf fuck get her off of me! huh

i had a vision shes a cude lmfao no it went different u were literally in her fucking house! mrs. b?! hell nah bitch she went ugly geto to stay off me no im confused about what to right its not even the point dudee u do rmbr she died its ugly to follow her on tumblr 1st post cheeze its disgusting no followers its disgusting! its digusting! shes dead!? look im in her liminal mall im a zeus heaven gate? spotify lured her into her mistress mind 1st perioud ew shea ugly as fucke and ew she wants to fuxk me ew shes geto real rude ew ok go home weeno noo no mo mo no! shes in the rume haha rhis is stupid not u surf im in the romeo ew! shes a back stabber im her romeo real real geto bitch! she told me she told me that i would die for dating her sister and not send in the bean eww hahaha damn sk sui shordy 9 what the fuck is this! thats fux yes ew shes geto real real ghetto what is there to do no its me! im gonna fux u right now no! ur soul sister? shordy hes cutee do it asian bean 9 lcg ok! i said no im not put my hands on u! or do anything to u? scene in senesense mean awkward mean girls stole my sign language! posted up? yes i changed into ur clothes hahaha!! he is in my body dudee romeo no fucking way! lets get out of her bitch! yes im her fuck buddy toy bad omg i love her bad ass dicks! omg her lux traineer yes! tumblr queeno britney who the fuck said u couls cunt crack kill crips apple crisp daamn its ghetto liminal mall geto 4realz asian gangster sister luv were sissyboiqt tight? yes! eww hahaha shes not lying its tight wait fr? yes! omg! no! someone else chillmaxextremist omg where? twitter no! where is hee i killed his luv gang im on her bed next to her smoking a cigarette im making sure u dont type her into her liminal mall ew bitch geto ugly door handle um! im in her room rn! fucking nigger! im dead i killed myself how did u kill urself? i typed in liminal mall on tumblr and fell into my macbook pro hhaha ew! ur so weird thats hella geto? how did it get into ur room? jesse vidal jr. put it on my bed the wrong one it was z flip 3 geto hahaha ew! ur fine? yes babe shes in my liminal mall space myspace diamondz u killes him! ew bitch macbook pro? cuter nah they finna get jazelle fag stupidee bitch um cuntz nah were gemimi geto hell 3 she brought in a faggot yoon keeho from eboy manga romeo ew stfu and type sk8r boi

#gemimi geto hell 3 zip

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hiimaprofessionalfangirl · 5 years

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A list of wild quotes from my freshman year

It’s that time again kids

“WRONG”

“Why is it wrong?” “Because it’s wrong?”

“Never get in a rotten egg fight kids”

“THERES A FUCKING TREE BRANCH IN THE LIVING ROOM”

“Look how veiny my leaf is”

“Coffee is my dad”

“Ariel castrate and the Austrian dickhead”

“Sleep is just death without the commitment”

“Is this a vine?”

“I ate some ice cream and then threw up in an alley way”

“I bleached my hair on a bet”

“Do snakes jump”

“We’re gonna watch the magic school bus”

“She did not consent to that!”

“Is it weird that when I hurt I hurt”

*eats a donut I found under a desk*

“We’re struggling together”

“ooo it’s almost time to skedaddle”

“Grass is a superfood”

“THEY WERE LESBIAN LOVERS MIGUEL”

“Do moths have penises?”

“We only stan cardboard paper in this town.” “Aka school fries”

“Give me Hayley kiyoko or give me death”

“I’m a pretty cool error too”

“Time can eat me”

“I’m as straight as a dick”

“19 isn’t a real number”

“3 is evil”

“Weird flex but ok” (coming from our 22yr old student teacher who didn’t understand memes)

*faintly in a silent hallway* “PUSSY”

“God is actually an alien, change my mind”

“You promised me you’d throw me out the window”

“Passing period is rebirth”

“Science can meet me in the pit”

“She has 2008 eyebrows”

“What’re you gonna do, send dick pics through audio”

“bro omg nihilism radiates off of u its inspiring”

“I threw up twice, I just wanted to let you know”

“Tell me the secrets of the universe u little knock off kermit”

“so u have a frog in ur head and I have a demonic entity, that’s pretty fuckin wild dude”

“The bubble just suicide bombed two other bubbles”

“Stop hyperventilating into a glove”

“Can u calm down I’m trying to eat my cereal”

*opens the door* “no”

“My teacher drop kicked a mouse” (coming from my cousin who goes to a super elite private catholic school)

“A sweet loving hardass, but a hardass nonetheless.”

“Seductively bites yogurt”

“I don’t wanna work as an exorcist ew”

“I guess it wasn’t traffic”

“I don’t care about your job making fake eggs in the 70s”

“Chug 15 olive oils”

“You’re invalid as a human being”

“I just wanna astral project myself into the sun”

“Can I uninstall my teeth”

“I’m going to remove the roof of my mouth” *takes out retainer*

“I’m craving both death and Oreos right now”

“Can you strangle a fish”

“Honey your dick is holding you back”

“I want wall”

“I was proud of you until you finished your sentence”

“Aside from wanting to uninstall my teeth now I want to uninstall my legs”

“Welcome to the calculator game”

“Last hour I got an open container of applesauce thrown at me”

“He looks like a compacted adult”

“Hot food for TIM”

“Did my mom drug my lasagna”

“What just happened?” “My retainer fell out”

“Why are there beans in my chair”

“Shakespeare was a wild card”

“I want a full complement of death”

“Mr Rice you’re a skinny legend”

“Wack? I haven’t heard that since I was in middle school”

“Carrot got yoted”

“Devoreing”

*turns around* “ms Elliott looks like a turtle”

“Purchase one cancer”

“A plateau of a person”

“I’m gonna drink stem cells”

“Is I’m too depressed for this an excuse”

“Sparkling water is just cursive water”

“No one cares about your friends stupid leg nipple”

“If you put wings on your snake rat it a goose”

“My eyeballs have low render distance”

“Ah good, no new bloodstains”

“Bruce banner and all 7 of his PhDs are disappointed in me for not paying attention in biology”

“I think Shakespeare had a foot fetish”

“Instead of marrying Romeos corpse she could marry Paris’s corpse”

“I stole a ring pop from the teacher for you, if that isn’t true love I don’t know what is”

“If your feet come off you’re out”

“You’re thick and not in the good way”

“Is that your answer to everything? Use the knife”

“yeet yeet skittly skeet”

“my mike and Ike’s were definitely laced with acid”

“2 + 1 is 3 you’re stupid”

“We’re gonna 2v1 Shakespeare in a Denny’s parking lot at 3am”

“Real homies eat each other’s legs”

“Ok we have a definitive answer, it is necrophilia”

“why isn’t there a copy and paste button for paper”

“Quit throwing it you ding dong”

“Why does the door sound like bagpipes”

“Are you gonna die in my class or something”

“Just so you know I hear in 4 dimensions”

“Why do I always get stuck with the Texas bitches”

“Fuck my math class this is purgatory”

“You would be a door knob”

“I wanna be a chair”

“That just makes my insides happy”

“I smell,,,,,,,,,,,, a Democrat”

“I found a baby!”

“I’d be the Michael Phelps of doggy paddling”

“Shows before hoes”

“Mother I come to you in my time of need, I need money”

“Big boy posters”

“He just yeeted a bike”

“What kind of 3rd grader insult”

“I play croquet!”

“I cry into my skull”

“He has more hair than brain cells”

*as we enter our history class* “Hello Sophia squared!”

“then it’s just pork squared”

“Elbows are the knees of your feet”

“sounds like mentos for demons”

“You can delete my joints but you can’t delete me”

“I’m predisposed to getting my joints deleted”

“He looks like fucking fletcher from ant farm”

“he wants to be a fuckboi but he’s actually a whore”

“We’re all eboys inside”

“The wind is blowing all the hair I don’t have”

*blows whistle aggressively*

*blows whistle* “I bought it off eBay”

“Switch bitches”

*whistle blows* “YOU SUCK”

“Good job mckell you made it to a base” “oh fuck you”

“You have not lived until you’ve had a whole stalk of rhubarb up your ass!”

“THE GOVERNMENT”

“If I get kidnapped and the guy is hot just diagnose me with Stockholm syndrome already”

“I am just joints”

“School can vore itself”

“Face like teeth”

“I’m short, unathletic and unwilling to try”

*after getting hit in the face* “are you ok” “no but my glasses are and that’s all that matters”

“your virginity or every single one of your toes”

“Thanos broke my dick”

“I’m sorry I have tits”

“Maybe the ball and trash can have magnets in them, and that’s why it keeps landing on the trash can”

“Dumbass with the fuckin sandals”

“It’s Han Han tiddy croissant, get it right”

“My name is Shaka oovka and I know god”

“But this is raspberry pez”

“Gimme your elbows”

*to my mom* “Geometry is propaganda”

“It’s tissue paper not crack you idiot”

“Jack owes the government all of its money”

“You want my nuts”

“I’d like to interrupt your regularly scheduled programming for an imitation of jack”

“because the government is tired of me being gay on the internet so they shut down my phone”

“Don’t lick my son Annora”

“I set a playground on fire”

“Stacy’s mom, damn them tiddies”

“Layla just dipped on me and made out with a 17 year old in the bathroom

*sits down* “I look like a horse girl”

“Freddie Mercury died from cooties”

“WAIT BECAUSE OF THE RULER INCIDENT”

tagging @eggtissue so she can see our beautiful creation

#school stuff #high school #funny quotes #a shit ton of quotes from my first year if high school #soph memes #soph quotes #memes

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weeb-in-heelys · 4 years

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vampire knight is hot garbage

Things I thought while rewatching episode 1 of vampire knight:

Wow I want to strangle Yuki already.

Kaname calm down! you are not supposed to be hot in this scene???

The opening is the only thing that is fantastic in this show...like it slaps!! sadly it’s vampire knights opening

Yuki straight up looking like a background character tho!

time to meet our very diverse cast of vampire bitches...here's Bitch #1 then we have Bitch #2, Wall, Eboy, Egirl, She Protects, The Good One, and then all of the faceless other faces vampires that sometimes fills the class

Bitch #1 is gay for Kaname don’t @ me

i love him...

oh no.....he cry…

Kaname says some fake deep shit “and for someone so used to the dark she's quite a blinding sight” like ...ew….

Bitch #1 says something about the girls smell and it makes me super uncomfy…

I also love how the girl responded “Omg he likes our smell!” like ...gross?

I love it how they give Zero a fucking gun that can actually kill a vampire with a single bullet and then there's Yuki who got a fucking stick...BRUH WHY SHE ONLY GET A STICK?! THAT DOES NOTHING! LIKE VAMPIRES CAN HOLD THAT SHIT IN THEIR HANDS AND IT DOES NOTHING!!

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itreallyfknblikethis · 4 years

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hi hunny

alright ya know what he might be gay every dude wants to fuck anything with a pussy and i’m hot so? it’s shitty that he might be playing a game with me as well cuz i ~emotionally~ got with the whole friend group but i didn’t fuck em? idk it’s dope that i matched with one of them on tinder so now my ex boy knows i’m in bothered and lowkey how i match w uh he doesn’t even have a name on my blog 😦 uhhh ew we can call him eboy cuz uh idk it’s funny cuz that’s half his name already but yeah i matched with eboy and he told me i wasn’t the most attractive person in the store at one point but then another time told me blonde white girls were his type and looked up therapists with me and blah blah blah but ok word idk but fuck this friend group and to put it out there this friend group incluuuuudes: that boy, dark hair, eboy, and dumb dump lmfao dumb dump has never made an appearance on this blog either but they all have fucked with my emotions as one point and i hate it but uh as that song goes “got the whole crew shorty brave” lmfao i hate that but i honestly think they’re all gay like legitimately gay but are too scared to come out and that sucks cuz why are we choosing me to fuck with our emotions and find out that way like why can someone just love me teehee!!! i need to know rest and bp boy is the move rn i just need to make a small move so he can make a bigger move but it’s crazy cuz he’s an irl stranger lmfaoooo but fuck it i’m tired also i went back to sleep for 2 weeks and smoked so much ducking weed so i’m going to finish up the weed i have on me and take another ducking break bc i need to tint my windows and pay off my debt and focus on me right now and my band bc they’re drops dates and i highkey want to go to london? ok who am i but honestly fuck it and harry styles tickets are ridiculous rn but i can snag em i just gotta start managing my money properly and that starts with being sober and attempting to straighten out my life for the 700th time this ducking year also it’s okay that i miss toxic people and it’s okay that i miss people who did me dirty i had good times with them but just be happy with the memories it’s not time to go back to them just cuz we’re down life sucks but i’m yung and have so much time and the doctor is going to tell me i’m big fucked up but she’ll give me some pills so i won’t be so fucked up anymore and i’ll be happy and think i genuinely deserve to be happy and blah blah blah life’s fucking wack my guy but it’ll be ok i hope

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thefutureisu · 5 years

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we met. S and i. his initials are actually ‘HAI’ haha which means yes in jap. remove the a and u get a plain hi. but his nname starts with an S so i’m just gonna use S. anw, we went out on a date, if you’d consider it a date.

it was the most sabaw date i have ever been to, i’m actually quite surprised that i agreed agad w him on going out. i mean w my paranoid ass, i always say no to dates.

we decided to meet in quiapo. yes, q u i a p o. hahahaha. he was gonna buy some stuff for school so i said ok. i just wore a plaid skirt, with some black long sleeves crop top since hello it was only quiapo. i even wore white sneaks instead of boots, ew. but i didn’t wanna overdress in quiapo ‘cause i’d look stupid.

i was an hour late HAHA aaaaaa. but he waited. he even scolded me when we met na lmao, why didn’t i take the lrt daw etc. i understood since it was really disrespectful to be late on the first date. and almost an hr pa. and it was hot, good that he had an umbrella haha boy scout.

i was supposed to accompany him on buying stuff. but he said he already did na. i laughed sheepishly lang. i didn’t take the lrt cause i felt lazy in climbing the stairs. i didn’t wanna take the elevator cause those are for pwd/seniors only.

i wasn’t that awkward when we met, actually. it was ok lang. he was small, but he was an inch taller than me naman sooo. he wore a white shirt w a print on the front and black skinny, plus some chucks. ugh, ebois and their chucks. he was even wearing some catholic shit necklace. i asked if he was religious. it was for aesthetic purposes lang daw. of course, okay.

after, we went to a thrift shop. jesus, by this time, we were both perspiring. it was just scalding hot there. after, i asked where will we eat. he said samgyup. ugh, sabe ko why didn’t u say agad na u wanted samgyup. then we bickered for a while then i googled the nearest one, which was near la salle pa.

on our way to the lrt, i was slightly irritated cause he wasn’t even waiting for me, and his strides were fast, like i couldn’t keep up. but i kinda understood naman haha, it was almost 3 pm and he said he was starving na.

'to pa, we rode the wrong lrt!!! i wasn’t familiar w line 1 so i was just following him. then he realized we were going the wrong way. LMAO. so we got off then rode another one. i was tired and kinda pissed at that point. he looked at me and asked why i wasn’t speaking hahaha. eh i was hungry too!!

but we were able to eat naman. it was nice. it was my first samgyup, since i dont really like consuming too much calories, but i made that day an exception /eye roll/. then we ate, i don’t wanna go too much into detail na there but i had a great time. let’s see how this goes, i guess.

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