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i put altogether too much time and effort into trying to make these fucking scalies look cool. god bless
#ive put far too much seriousness into such an unserious thing… and yet here we are!#idk. im having fun. no one worry about it.#in my head im coming up with like 80 cool abilities for phil and for dan im just like girl idk he breathes fire what can i say#hot to the touch but he can’t burn phil cause of. like. cactus heat resistance ok walk with me#i have visions……… i have a problem also. amen#dnp#dan and phil#phanart#wheeeeee lalala frolicking
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Pac: I said, "Hey, let's do something fun, you know? Let's kidnap the [Federation] baker!" And we are kind of like, locked up, and [Richarlyson's] even sadder now, right?
Phil: I can put my hand through the bars.
Pac: [Laughs] Can I ho– Please save us!
Phil: Do you miss human touch, Pac?
Pac: Yeah, I miss human touch.
Phil: I'm here for you. [...] We can smuggle things into jail. [To Richarlyson] It's okay, mate.
Pac: Can you smuggle me a cellphone?* I know information is power here.
Phil visits Pac and Richarlyson in jail.
* Pac's quote here is a direct reference to Fuga Impossivel, where Cell (Cellbit) had a cellphone he used to threaten people with his "contacts from the outside." (In reality, the phone had no signal, but that's how he earned his name "Cell")
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Pac: Richarlyson feeling a little bit sad 'because 'cus he's locked up, you know? That's why he's using a different kind of hat.
Phil: Oh, Jesus Christ. Wait– why's Richarlyson's [happiness] bar gone down?
Pac:Yeah, 'because 'cus he's unhappy, 'cus, well, we kind of like, got locked up, and it's his birthday today, and he's feeling a little bit sad about like, growing up, you know?
Phil: Is that why he's got a different cow head on?
Pac: Yeah, yeah, and to try to help him, I said, "Hey, let's do something fun, you know? Let's kidnap the baker!" And we are kind of like, locked up, and he's even sadder now, right? [Richarlyson shakes his head] Yeah, but look – jail is fun!
Phil: I can put my hand through the bars.
Pac: [Laughs] Can I ho– Please save us!
Phil: Do you miss human touch, Pac?
Pac: Yeah, I miss human touch.
Phil: I'm here for you. [Cracks up]
Pac: I miss human touch. Oh my god, a hand! Richas, you want to touch a hand? Touch uncle Phil hand. [Laughs]
Phil: Yeah, right here.
Pac: Touch it, Richas! Connect with every–
Phil: I can get you out, I can get you out, I don't know if I'll get punished though, but we'll see. [Laughs]
Pac: I don't think you're going to get punished. [He looks at Richarlyson] Right? [Richarlyson shakes his head, holding a camera] There's nothing wrong about setting two persons out of the jail.
Phil: Yeah, I feel like you've learned your lesson, right?
Pac: Yeah, I won't try to kidnap the baker.
Phil: Oh, Richarlyson wants you to take a photo of, like, hands touching, I think.
Pac: Oh. Ok, let me...
[They stand there, holding hands in silence until Richarlyson takes a photo, then they burst into laughter.]
Pac: Well, Richas, you wanna do the same? I can take a picture of you! I just need a paper. [Pac checks his inventory] ...I don't have any papers, if you have one?
Phil: [Still cracking up as he holds hands with Richarlyson]
Pac: I need the paper, Richarlyson!
Phil: I have paper, there you go.
Pac: Oh, thank you.
Phil: We can smuggle things into jail. [To Richarlyson] It's okay, mate.
Pac: Look! [Laughs and throws Phil the photo] Can you smuggle me a cellphone?* I know information is power here.
Phil: I can – hold on, let me see, let me see...
Pac: Maybe like a cellphone? Or maybe a gaming setup so me and Richarlyson could put some gaming in here, you know, so we can play games?
Phil: I can – I could just break you out. [Laughs] But it's up to you – do you want to be out?
Pac: Yeah, if – Richas, you want to get out of this prison? I know it's bigger and better than our house. Look at the size of this, Phil! You wanna, like–
[Richarlyson breaks the jail bars and lets himself out, then replaces the bars to keep Pac inside]
Phil: [Dying]
Pac: ALL ALONG? Wait – we have been in here for the past 15 minutes, Richas! Oh my god. Ok, ok, I'm done, I'm done. I'm just gonna stay here. I'm just gonna stay here. [Pac walks to a corner of the cell and sits down facing the wall]
Phil: [Still wheeze-laughing] Dude...
Pac: I'm just gonna stay here.
Phil: I can't– [wheezes] I can't break these blocks, he's locked us in!
Pac: RICHARLYSON–
#Pactw#Philza#Richarlyson#QSMP#Phil#Pac#I gasped when he said the cellphone line#I was also a little bit 😒 when Phil first said that touch line but they turned that into a cute thing rather than a cursed thing#I mean I could definitely see q!Pac being a lil bit touch-starved since half the Favela is missing and his kid was missing for a long time#and Mike is STILL missing#someone give this man a hug#Anyways I NEED Cellbit to come back so he and Pac can finally have a talk about that. And Purgatory. And everything really#November 30 2023#Phil was offline when this happened btw#This is another one of those clips where I was like ''yes this is a bit long but it's better to keep it in one clip than split it up''#Q
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i want someone to look at me like that while i struggle with basic math <3
#one thing about me#i HATE math#(bisexuals cant do math)#i count on my fingers to this day#dan and phil#phan#dip and pip#dnp
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having thoughts about dnp saying the reason they wanted to write tabinof in the first place was to commemorate the era and give fans something to look back on and remember when they're older & how they consistently talked about the tatinof/tabinof era like it was an ending (or at least the end of their "peak")
the idea that in 2015!! they were preparing for their audience and community and their popularity to go away eventually so they wanted to create a physical reminder that "once upon a time there were these two guys called dan and phil who met each other on the internet who created this entire world"
it's like they were assuming the world of dan and phil and this community would be another trend and that their audience would lose interest in over time, especially after they'd just hit this massive peak. except it wasn't and we didn't
thinking about how that was almost 10 years ago and we're still here
#their trailer concept of an adult having tabinof in a dusty locked box when many of us still have it proudly displayed on a shelf#obviously they were right and 2015/2016 was their peak in pop culture but their emphasis was always the COMMUNITY not the fame#it was the world of dan and phil not how many views/subscribers#and like...idk dude feeling a lot of things about how the universe not only stayed intact#but has only gotten better#the community never left them and they didn't abandon the community and that is one of the most beautiful stories on the internet to me#i love them man
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it is soooo funny how insane we are about the fuckin official fandom tumblr top ships list. other reblogs have tags like "oh nice sonadow got 13! ^_^" "omg yay hannigram teehee <3"
meanwhile we're out here like
THATS RIGHT, PHAN HAS BEATEN DESTIEL. WE MUST TEAR THROUGH THE OTHERS BIT BY BIT IN ORDER TO RECLAIM OUR RIGHTEOUS THRONE. AZIRACROW AND STEDDIE SHALL FEAR OUR NAME AS IT ECHOES THROUGH THEIR WRETCHED HALLS. PHAN IS KING.
#game of phrones over here on phandom tumblr#phan#dan and phil#honestly the juxtaposition between hannigram shippers and phannies is my favorite thing#its like in 2020 when doom and animal crossing were releasing on the same day#and the most haggard and depressed individual was in line for ac and the most upbeat silly person was buying doom#hannigram has become about putting cute cat filters on hugh dancy#and phan has become about ritual sacrifice of your most beloved person in the pursuit of something greater#and the promise that your loved one will be returned through His name
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I know that we got plenty of options as to how everything with the Ender King is going to go down, but a thought that has not left my mind was the idea of the Ender King downing qPhil in some way and taking him away. Which means there would be a chat message for all to see :)
For example :)
#qsmp#qsmp philza#this could be better or worse depending on how many people qPhil tells about the whole mess (itll probably be 0 tbh)#cause if he tells no one#not even his kids#then it will be a gut punch#like pov you are chayanne and tallulah#you just lost your godfather in Tubbo#you may have just lost someone who really cares for you in Bad#and you gotta hold onto your dad right? if something was wrong he would have told you right? he promised to not keep secrets right?#and now hes gone without a word#was the Ender King that much of a threat that he could take your dad without any hint that it could happen? or were there just signs#that you missed. that you could have seen and stopped. you could have saved your dad but you didnt. why didnt you notice him change?#and to a lesser extent there is also the gut punch to fitmc#pov you are fitmc#phil promised to keep you updated on all the hallucination stuff and hasnt said anything to you about it in a long time#thats a good sign right? itd be bad if the Ender King was real and came to help phil anyway#he had some crying obsidian appear in his inventory? clearly the admins are messing with him it couldnt be anything#and now hes gone#and you find out that he was hiding things from you from his children#there were more messages more hallucinations#why didnt he tell you?#did he not trust you? hes right to do it but you thought he trusted you with this at the very least#and now#what do you do?#you dont even know where to start in looking for him#did he really trust you that little?
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Martyn and Philza (as well as Brunim) have taken over my brain for the past month or so... but I ain't complaining, so have more of them, including my favorite joke from New Life because Martyn didn't know the forbidden Philza Fridge Lore.
Also testing a Martyn design because I want to combine like 5 different things.
#inthelittlewood#inthelittewood fanart#martyn inthelittlewood#new life smp#philza#philza minecraft#philza fanart#angel's art#also these are unrelated pictures#they are just 2 different scenarios with the same characters#the first one has no context#but because my friend said that is Phil yapping at Martyn because of a previous art I did about clone things#and sure let's go with that#like why not at this point
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anyone else thinking about how us crows canonically reacted to that diorama in the aquarium? like. imagine being q!phil, desparately trying to convince himself that none of this is happening and his dreams are just dreams... while all of the crows surrounding you are going NUTS
vocalising, ruffling their feathers, flapping their wings - immediately and viscerally reacting to all of the trappings of endlantis and the king.
im just. can you even imagine trying to process that. imagine ur kid wakes up and can't see any of the shit that's driving you + ur entire murder to hysterics, even when they're all Clearly reacting to... something in the aquarium. imagine phil trying to say he's fine and that he just needs air while the crows are fucking RIOTING.
we knew + were shouting abt the king and endlantis LONG before q!phil was able to acknowledge it. and the dissonance of that is just,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, OGH!
#qsmp#q!phil#q!philza#there's more i want to say abt. q!phil's simultaneous knowledge and lack of certainty abt hardcore#but i don't actually know for sure what q!phil/cc!phil have said on the topic so far. wasn't hardcore one of the last things q!phil#remembered before the island? and then he dreamt he was back there WHILE 'dreaming' about the birdhouse?#imo if the birdhouse was just a dream and he's leaning HARD into denial for it he's gotta be trying his best to repress what he does/doesn'#know abt hc too. yes its only dreams yes it was the most vivid thing he's felt in his life yes he knows its lore and entities by name yes#none of its real bc they can't get to him bc if they CAN get to him there's absolutely nothing he can do to stop them. y'know?
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the fact that they could just casually introduce the new places of the phouse or even film the videos there without really mentioning it, but noo, they decided to make A Thing out of it.
it makes me think of the role their living spaces have played in this parasocial (and sarapocial) relationship we have. because they've always been A Thing, that's nothing new.
their beds became part of their brand, they let the internet into every inch of their first london apartment during a time where they really gave their everything for youtube. then they took a step back, and set boundaries for themselves with the sets in the second (fake) london apartment.
it's understandable that they want to keep their (p)house for themselves and not let the whole world into this thing that's so intimately theirs. but, as they've mentioned before, at the same time they do want to show off what they've built and designed (pretty sure they talked about this on a stereo show or something). and they obviously know the curiosity is there on our part.
so when they share they do it deliberately and with purpose. and by making it such A Thing they're taking control in a way. because it's not us pointing out these things, they already make the jokes themselves, basically making fun of us but in the process still show us new corners of their house and let us in a little bit more.
it's like with 'they're touching', by pointing these things out themselves they take away some of the power we have over their experience but not any of the fun on our part. they acknowledge it and spin it in a way that works for them. at the same time it works for us because it's very transparent and they're not not doing that thing where they lie to us again (to quote them).
it's pretty neat this way I think.
#I wrote most of this while on the train this morning after definitely not having slept enough so I only take partial responsibility for this#dan and phil#phan#misty says things#also an I just say I love hank's video so much (the one I linked above)#it's so well put and such an interesting and important approach to parasocial relationships#this is only adjacently related to this post btw because I am aware he's mostly talking about his own experience there#and I don't want to project this too much on dnp#but also I just really like hank so here I am talking about him in the tags I guess
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I just think Tallulah gets to be upset about this. “It’s not Wilbur’s fault” “He’s not a bad dad” “He loves his daughter so much” yes! These are all true! And it’s not his fault! But he’s still not there. And Tallulah has gone through so much and still hasn’t seen him, the one time he was around was the one time she wasn’t, and all she has are letters and “I’m thinking of you always” and things that used to be theirs together, but he’s still not there. She’s waited and she’s been patient and she’s loved him all the same, and he’s still not there. Like yesterday, and the day before, and the day before, from the happy milestones to the traumatic events, he’s still not there.
She knows that it’s not his fault, but it doesn’t change the fact that he’s absent. That in and of itself just adds to the sorrow, because she knows why he’s gone, and she’s been told time and time again it doesn’t mean he doesn’t care, she knows this - it doesn’t mean it doesn’t sting, that it doesn’t hurt, that she doesn’t yearn for her father to be there more than anything in the world, and he’s just not there.
So yes, she gets to be upset, and be caustic, and stomp her feet and write bitter messages, and be angry and vitriolic, because she’s a little girl missing her father, who feels things with her whole heart and soul - and that means she gets to feel the ugly parts of it, too.
#it’s like no wilbur isn’t at fault. especially if we’re talking about cc wilbur. but fuck man of course she’s gonna feel like this#this doesn’t make wilbur a bad person! he’s just a missing one. and Tallulah feels all the misery and bitterness as a daughter left behind#where is her father kissing her injuries and reassuring her? where is her father protecting her? hugging her at the end of the day?#Wil isn’t around to do this and she wants him back and he’s not going to be back. not for a while. and it’s not his fault but it doesn’t#stop it from being upsetting. she’s a little girl#and at least she has phil. her dad. who’s there time and time again. and it doesn’t make him somehow morally better or wtevr. he’s there an#Wil is not. and he’s going to continue to be there as a solid figure in tallulahs life that she needs#idk man like. fuck#lmao relating my own experiences from here below in the tags ✌️#as someone who’s been in that position? a parent absent for reasons outside of control? yeah it’s sucks. and I love them and they love me#*with a parent I mean I wasn’t the parent lmao#and it will never be the same. and when they were gone and missing things I was furious at them#that resentment grows and then it fades and sometimes bitterness strikes again and it’s how it goes. love is still there#and it’s no one’s fault. it just is. and what is is messy#anyways#mcyt#qsmp#q!tallulah#q!wilbur#z speaks
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I know we’re all focused on that one reply but this one’s killing me
#DANIEL OMFG#prince of our hearts#constantly trying to get shit done#when he’s fully retired one day and can legally talk about it I need him to sit down on like a podcast#and I NEED him to spill on the buisness side of things. I mean#I know why I quit YouTube exists#but girlie I need the management GOSSIP#dan and phil#dan howell#daniel howell#phil lester#dan and phil games#dnpgames
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how do batteries work :(
(plus the full screenshot bc i can’t decide if it’s funnier cropped or not cropped)
#he’s so harrowed#idk why i’m picture them showing up for a therapy session with me#this couple comes in and i’m like ok what’s going on guys#and they sit down#one of them just looks at me like they’re gonna cry and just says “how do batteries work”#the other one pats them on the shoulder supportively like “it’s okay. i know this is hard. you’re so brave.”#and i’m there like#guys you know i’m a therapist right i can’t tell you how batteries work#but i’ve already noticed about 50 things just in the 15 seconds you’ve been in here that warrant us to have follow up sessions#dnp#dan and phil#amazingphil#dan howell#wdapteo 4#wdapteo 2023#yeet my deet#phan#yeet my deenp
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I have thoughts qTubbo's death & qPhil's reaction to it
I think q!Phil just laughing it off was because he doesn't rly think of death for humans as permanent. immortal who spent most of his life around other immortals and with hazy memories from before the island -bc long life = memories fade- and that, plus he's seen Tubbo come back from worse than a squabble with Richas. so at first he sees Tubbo's body lying there and he like does a kick flip over it and tell other people with a laugh because qTubbo can just pick himself up, the guy is being dramatic. or so goes Phil's thought.
Also hes got this big romanic connection with death id we're consiering Kristen semi cannon and Missa being a reaper. Death isnt a thing that stops people from being and it certainly isnt perminant. its just like going into another room
#also bc i had to say it: i think qPhil being so haha funny about it was more like ccPhil going#'oh haha my freind died in minecraft lol ill see him like tomrorrow' sort of thing#'oh haha my freind died in minecraft lol ill see him like tomrorrow' sort of thing bc phil doesn't rly do a lot of hard core rp as often#like when he's on the server hes just messing about not doing *LORE*#(and while it bugs me sometimes he is one to make fun of people who do more dramtic lore)#i may bc biased bc i am a philza minecraft defender till i die (or it terns out he's a horrible person)#also also also i did not watch the [art of the stream where tubbo died bc i was buessy#sorry#tubbo#q!tubbo#qsmp tubbo#qsmp#philza#philza minecraft#qsmp phil#q!phil#q!philza
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anyway....
#okay this one is not actually proof bc d&p weren't talking in may 2009 to my knowledge but it's still funny#15 years later he’s still talking about them...#not the ‘black’ liney thing tho smh fake fan!!!!#philslion#never letting this go 😗#dan and phil#d#amazingphil#daniel howell
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Hope everyone enjoyed today's QSMP Cinema event!
As expected, many VODs were unfortunately muted for certain animations because of copyright issues. I know some of the artists weren't able to catch everyone's reactions to their work, and I'm sure there are many other fans & VOD watchers who missed out too.
LUCKY I was able to archive Foolish, Roier, Cellbit, and Quackity's reactions to all the animations, and for anyone interested in viewing them, I'll be uploading them to Google Drive and will post the links here when that's available.
#mod talk#(Assuming Google Drive doesn't decide to be stupid ofc)#UNFORTUNATELY.... I DIDN'T SAVE PHIL'S............#I THOUGHT I DID. BUT I DIDN'T#ah well at least I watched him live and got to see that#Only one animation was muted on his stream but he had some fun comments about the Cucurucho design#I will be completely honest I prioritized these particular 4 because they're the ones whose POVs I was most interested in seeing#Hopefully the recordings can help out some other folks too though!#I told you guys earlier today that I didn't know how to record live#(I still don't)#HOWEVER I figured out a way to nab the recording before Twitch muted things#Adapt. Improvise. Overcome.#I also covered 8 people for the VOD Timestamp Archive today and it SUCKED I think I need to dial it back vis-a-vis timestamp recording
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IS PHAN MY OTP ✨annotations✨
#I loved this video lmaooo it felt very 2016#and phil is bloody hilarious#I was full on laughing though the whole thing#also sorry about how long this post is#Phil really went all out in this one#with the annotations hehe#also tag yourself#I’m tit balls#YouTube#phil lester#dan and phil#amazingphil#dan howell#daniel howell#phan#long post
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