All these characters were born within a year of each other. Does that confuse anyone else sometimes or just me? All born sometime in 32 or 31 BBY.
They would make for a heck of a team up circa 18 BBY. A bunch of 13 and 14 year olds causing utter mayhem. The galaxy couldn’t handle that.
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Kids in Star Wars are so adorable that it's cruel.
Cruel because they'll most likely end up traumatised by the time they're a teenager.
Ezra Bridger, Cal Kestis, Grogu, Boba Fett, Petro, and Caleb Dume.
Katooni, Omega, Ahsoka Tano, Galen Marek, Leia Organa, and Asajj Ventress.
Vaylin, Thexan and Arcann.
Ganodi, Zatt and Gungi.
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AU where Obi-Wan and Anakin both go back in time so Obi-Wan runs off (about three steps ahead of Qui-Gon so he can’t drag his feral ass back but close enough for him to follow) to Tatooine just in time to intercept the bet between Watto and Gardulla and win four year old Ani and momma Shmi himself, gets them absconded on his ship, just in time to start getting morning sickness because whoops he forgot he was pregnant with Cal around this time the first go and now the accidental baby that got him grounded to the temple the first time is making him pukey so they gotta wait there till Qui-Gon gets back to see Obi-Wan unable to keep anything down but the pregnancy tea Shmi gives him and a small four year old with force abilities the size of a sun scolding him because 1: you can’t say SHIT about my happy accidents now and 2: YOU NEVER TOLD ME THATS WHY KESTIS WAS ALWAYS CLIMBING YOU LIKE A TREE IN THE TEMPLE I THOUGHT HE WAS TRYING TO STEAL YOU AWAY FROM ME and now Qui-Gon has to deal with the fact that either time travel is real and these two Know Things, or that force visions are real and he has to accept that this one was shared across a galaxy and with a child and now his pregnant idiot is in need of Sifo-Dyas levels of counseling before he goes insane and this whole thing is a headache he just wanted to grab his kid and shove him in a nest to keep him still but here they are this might as well happen.
Shmi, as always, is the only voice of reason in miles. Don’t worry, Master Jinn, you can build him a nest to hide in AND scold him. It’s okay. She’ll help. Right now it’s just these parents against their grumpy children and the galaxy. They will be having words about this all once they’re all safely in the temple and Qui-Gon is sure the baby is healthy.
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completely forgot about my medieval au when i was making incorrect quotes so here have some Incorrect Medieval AU Quotes
Omega: This is a very powerful artifact. We’ll be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand.
Cal: That sounds like a dare to me.
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Caleb: Why would you bite someone?
Sabine (age 7): You weren’t there, you didn’t hear what they said to me!
Caleb: What did they say?
Sabine: "What are you gonna do, bite me?"
Caleb: That’s fair.
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Merrin: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.
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Rex: Ahsoka! Have you no dignity?
Ahsoka: Of course not! How long have we known eachother?
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Carthage: I think we should kiss.
Sabine: And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.
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Ahsoka: We have fun, don’t we, Rex?
Rex: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
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Omega: You remind me of the ocean.
Merrin: Because I'm deep and mysterious?
Omega: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.
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Ahsoka: *about Barriss and Adenn* They make a cute couple, huh?
Rex, deadpan: They certainly are standing next to each other.
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Zeb: Ooh, somebody has a crush
Caleb: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Hera I just think she’s cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about her.
*Later that night*
Caleb, very much awake: Uh oh
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Ahsoka: Can I bother you for a second?
Rex: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.
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Cal: Did Merrin just tell me she loved me for the first time?
Omega: Yeah, she did.
Cal: And did I just do finger guns back?
Omega: Yeah, you did.
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Adenn: Punch me in the face.
Skira: ...Punch you?
Adenn: Yes, punch me, didn’t you hear me?
Skira: I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ while you’re speaking but it’s usually just subtext.
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Kidnapper: I have your children
Hera: I don’t have children?
Kidnapper: Then who’s the boy who just asked for warm milk and made me cut the crusts off his sandwich—
Hera: Oh Force, you have Ezra.
Kidnapper: —and the girl who headbutted me when I didn’t do it?
Hera: Oh, you have Sabine, too. Okay. Good luck, you’re gonna need it.
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Adenn: I think I'm falling for you.
Barriss: Then get up.
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*Discussing an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*
Ahsoka: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
Barriss: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.
Caleb: if you want information it is
Cal: why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?
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Ai-kel: I’m a fool, not an idiot.
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Sabine (age 7): Why would you tell on us?!
Ezra (age 5): I felt guilty.
Sabine: Guilt is a trick emotion. It’s put there by our parents to stop us from doing things that feel good.
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Korkie: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Ahsoka: We could attack them with hummus.
Korkie: I stand corrected.
Ahsoka: Just keeping things in perspective.
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Ahsoka: Hey, Caleb? Can I get some dating advice?
Caleb: Just because I'm with Hera doesn't mean I know how I did it.
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Barriss: What is wrong with you?
Ahsoka: Loaded question. Elaborate.
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Sabine: Ezra and I are no longer friends.
Ezra: SABINE THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE ELOPED!
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Rex: Ahsoka, no.
Ahsoka: Ahsoka, yes.
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(Click for better quality!)
Hello there!
Anyone want a "raised by the Bad Batch AU" starring Kanan, Cal, and Omega?
Fun facts below the cut!
This art was inspired by M4R4N14MH's In my Way over on AO3!
And the story itself has inspired me to write an "unofficial" sequel, but instead of writing the actual sequel (or anything else for that matter), I drew this!
Actual fun facts:
Cal's outfit is inspired by an outfit from the Jedi: Fallen Order concept art!
Yes, Omega is holding Crosshair's firepuncher.
Spoiler for the fic fun facts:
Cal and Kanan are wearing pieces of Bad Batch armor to honor them. Cal's says, "For Hunter". Kanan says "for Echo". On the firepuncher, Omega has inscribed "For Crosshair".
So far, I feel like the timeline for this story would be 8 years after Order 66, so 11 BBY. This would make Kanan 22-years-old, Cal at 20-years-old, and Omega 19-years-old*.
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Cal, about his Padawan: "It was hard, at first, because I couldn't reconcile the fact that the clones didn't have a choice for the first five years after the fall of the Order, but Omega is dutiful and does her best to help people, truly embodying the best tenets of the Jedi."
Omega, about her Master: "He’s my best friend. He’s my pal. He’s my homeboy, my rotten soldier. He’s my sweet cheese, my good time boy."
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