WIP WEDNESDAY BABEYYY! REAL. NOT CLICKBAIT. TAKE IT. Don't read this one if you're sensitive about uh. Referenced violence.

I heard it. I know I did. Earlier. Exactly 20 minutes earlier I heard that rattling thunk-thunk-thunk-thunk-thunk that always sounds 3 minutes before someone comes through that false door, but it has been 20 and no one has arrived. Something is amiss. That bastard doesn’t play with his food for this long—he doesn’t have the patience—and Mom, wonderful Mom, would never make you wait! No, something is wrong. It’s someone else. One of the faceless men, in their swirling amorphous masks? Can’t be them. They don’t come alone; they come with him. They come with him, so you can’t leave, and you can’t kill him, it’d be so easy, you’re bigger than him now, stronger, it wouldn’t take much to knock him out drag him to the operating table and see how much he likes having his half his face peeled off using second-hand scalpels and anesthetics that don’t work—I’ll kill him! I’ll kill him I’ll kill him I’ll kill him I’ll kill Jin too how dare they do this to me they have to pay they have to pay they have pay in blood they have to they have to they have to I’ll kill them I’ll kill them I’ll kill them—

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

What fucking idiot is knocking? Where exactly do they think they are? Are they lost? Did they spawn here incorrectly like in Kusemon? It’s an underground torture facility somewhere in Tokyo, how does anyone get here by accident—wait. Someone…new…is here…? Can that possibly be true…?

Another knock. Between the thick walls of this prison and the thing that passes for your right ear, it’s hard to make out, but a voice calls—

“Uh. Hello…?”

had the thought that although hes all elegant and scary and ominous and shit he would freak over a yarn ball like real cats do

imagine this. you are one of the most popular boys in the school. you go to school, and see that weird girl that you cant tell if is a lesbian or not, and she has a bag at her side along with her backpack. you go up to her and ask "hey, whats in that bag?" and she responds with "wouldnt you like to know prettyboy."

? this seems like the perfect social interaction to me no notes, what your point

Vivarium

i got @shrimpblast for the gift exchange this year! woe, dirk upon ye

she was wearing his glasses... 😭😭😭

I know it's strike days now so there's a huge focus on boosting Palestinian voices, but I just wanted to share that we finally got my mum in to be checked for cancer today and the doctors said there's nothing to worry about! She's in the clear! Mum's gonna be okay! The relief is HUGE you've no idea!!!

the way my heart dropped bc I thought that said the…other r-word

photoshop crashed mid-project and i parkoured to acceptance SO FAST that when it (miraculously!) recovered the files i was in denial about the fact that i would not have to redo it from scratch-

my roommate is boiling chicken and i smelled something burning so i check on it and there is so much smoke.in the kitchen and i do not know what to say other than "there is something dastardly happening in this kitchen" to alert them to their kitchen disaster because there sure was something dastardly. Happening. (it boiled over and started bubbling in the bowl under the element)

Hi, I hope this isn't rude (and if it is, I am so sorry and pls ignore this ask) but how do you use soda as a pronoun? I mean this literally - do you use "soda" in place of both like, soda/soda? I'm just curious cuz I've never seen this neopronoun before. Thanks!

!!! Yeah id love to talk about it!! I made them up myself a couple years ago XD. Theyre super fun! Okay, so the full pronoun set is: soda/sodes/sodir/sodirs/sodeself

for reference, here is another pronoun set: they/them/their/theirs/themself

now, for a sample of they/them:

Oh! I know them! They DJ'ed for my party last year, and they brought that awesome sound system of theirs with them in their truck! Everyone went wild over their tunes, and they were so proud of themself afterwards.

Now, replacing the they/thems with the soda pronouns:

Oh! I know soda! Sodes DJ'ed for my party last year, and sodes brought that awesome sound system of sodirs with soda in their truck! Everyone went wild over sodir tunes, and sodes was so proud of sodeself afterwards.

Alternatively, one could just use 'soda' as a name for someone who goes by no pronouns, like so:

Oh! I know soda! Soda DJ'ed for my party last year, and soda brought that awesome sound system of soda's with them in soda's truck! Everyone went wild over soda's tunes, and soda was so proud of soda afterwards.

I personally can't figure out which one's better, so i just go with whatever sounds best at the time. I don't use the soda pronouns much, but i still theyre really cool.

why do i try and post attacks on the first day of Art Fight, I know it’s not going to work lmao

I want everyone to know my partner just messaged me like “I can’t help but notice my dash is overflowing with weird italian guys. Wh. What’s going on over there?”

whats uppies besties my power was out for 6 hours and the place i sent in an application for literally yesterday just got hit by a fucking tornado. my ass is NOT getting a call back

no they fucking didn't

Billlie-utals, how are we feeling about the comeback single?