Poltergeist boyfriend

Bill Denbrough x Stanley Uris

When his parents told him that they were moving, Bill expected a new house or a futuristic apartment, but instead he got an old and rusty house. So there he was, big box full of books in hands, looking the house up and down with a sour look in his usually bright eyes. He looked at the window of the left upstairs bedroom, where he saw a figure looking at him. He looked around to find hid mom, but the figure was gone when he looked back. Stupid old house, stupid long road, stupid heavy box. Georgie, on the other hand was more than happy to go inside, running around the porch and urging everyone to move faster. Bill went inside and asked his mom to see his bedroom. She pointed the medium one upstairs, the same room where he saw that figure.

The next day he went to his new highschool. There, he met Eddie, Richie, Ben and Bev. He hit it off with Bev, but there was never gonna be anything between them, as Bev was dating Ben and Bill was very gay. The school was ok: the teachers were kind, the halls were clean and bullying was taken very seriously. Plus it was only five minutes away from home, which meant that Bill could get there in time to say bye to his parents before they left for work. For lunch he had mashed potatoes with chiken, his favourite. While he was eating, he heard a loud thud coming from his bedroom. Licking his fingers of grease, he went upstairs, ready to yell at Georgie for going in his bedroom. But the bedroom was empty. The only thing out of place was the picture of him and Mike, his old friend for the other town. When he picked it up he could swear he saw the same figure behind him in the glass. Placing the picture back, he ran downstairs to finish his meal. Little did he know, that would be the first of many encounters with the supernatural being.

Things started getting weirder and weirder over the next a few weeks. Wednesdays were Alphabet Soup days for the Denbroughs, but they got strange for Bill. Everytime he'd pick a spoon of letters, they would always spell things like: youre cute, i like u, i love u. He'd come home to see drawings of him and a boy on his desk. He blamed Georgie at first, but the young boy denied everything. All the drawings showed Bill either hugging or kissing this curly haired boy. He even saw this boy in his dreams, either looking out the window or playing the piano in the living room. Whenever Bill would open his english notebook he'd be met by short love poems, always signed S.U. But the worse happened when he brought people over.

The first time someone came over, it was boy named Jake, who was Bill's project partner. He only stayed in Bill's bedroom for five minutes, while Bill was making tea, when he cursed loudly and ran out of the house calling Bill nuts. Bill chased after him, confused and hurt, but looking to his bedroom window from the front yard, he saw the curly haired boy dissapear behind the curtains. This happened to everyone who came over to Bill's. It even happened to Eddie. The boy left after 30 minutes, saying someone was watching him and throwing stuff at his head. Bill was desperate, to the point where he begged Beverly to help him. Bev was a witch, so she was more than happy to help him figure the problem out. Her best guess was that a spirit that was bound to the house had taken a liking in Bill and was trying to chase potential partners away.

The plan was for Bill to hold hands with Bev, pretend to be dating so the spirit would give her its worst. That was exactly what happened, but Bev stood her ground. She ignored the yelling in her ear, the things thrown at her and the very scray ghost following her. At some point, Bill saw the ghost and warned Beverly that it was a diffrent one. The usual ghost was a boy with light curly hair and kind brown eyes. Beverly said that this scary ghost was a shape the boy was taking to scare her away. After a couple hours, Bev pulled Bill into the living room.

"Bill, I have to leave. Here you go. Inside this box there’s a ouija board. You have to paly alone, so that the poltergeist will have to join you. I also wrote you instructions on a paper I taped on the back of the box. This being really really likes you, so there’s nothing to worry about. I’m just worried I might anger it by staying longer. You’ll be fine.” and with that she left. Bill took the board and the planchette to his bedroom. Sitting down he read the mantra Bev gave him outloud and looked around.

“I’m alone, supernatural being, so you have to join me. Please join me.” With that, Bill lifted his head to see the curtains move. He was a little freaked out, but he calmed himself down. The scary ghost emerged form the other side of the room, looking around with wild eyes. It passed Bill by, yelling and ran downstairs. Bill was thanking God that neither Bev, nor his parents or Georgie were home to see the scene unfold. The door behind him opened again and Bill saw the boy coming in the room and sitting on the floor, oposite of where he sat. The supernatural being was in its regular form, probably calming down after seeing Bev was gone. It put its hand on the planchette moving it around to spell “Hi Bill”. 

“Hi! Can you please tell me your name?”   

“Stanley Uris. My family lived here 45 years ago.”

“But you’re supposed to be alive today.”

“I am, but I was killed in an accident at school. Two kids locked me in the boiler room as a prank. A teacher found me dead 12 days later. I was burried in the back yard of this house.”

“Why do you harass my friends? Why do you give me poems and drawing?”

“Cause I like you and I dunno how to express it. I chase people away cause I’m afraid you’ll like them more cause they’re alive. Was that girl your girlfriend?”

“She is a friend, I’m gay. I did that to make you respond.”

“I would’ve responded either way. You have nice eyes. And I like your drawings. You’re cute when you are focused.”

“You’re cute now. Is there any way I can make you be alive, sort of. Like in Beetlejuice?”

“I am dead. What’s Beetlejuice?”

“A musical about a demon. If someone said his name three times, he could be touched and seen, it was almost like he was real again.”

“I am not a demon, but I get it. You can make me real, sort of real. By allowing me to come into your world at will. You need black salt and moon water. Your witch friend has them for sure. You also need a picture of me. You can find one in the attic. You can do it tomorrow. I’ll guide you.” and with that, Stan moved the planchette to goodbye and went back to the window, where he vanished. Bill instantly called Bev and asked her for black salt and moonwater. Bev was happy to help again.

     The next day, right after Georgie left to meet up with his friends, Bill dashed to the attic and looked in all the furniture until he found a picture of Stan. It was a picture of him playing the piano. Bill took it, ran to his room to get the board, took the salt and water from his backpack and ran to his bedroom. Stanley responded in less than a second.

“You got everything?”

“Yes, but you need to tell me what to do with them.”

“You need to go to the backyard and take 27 small steps from the back door forward. You’ll be somewhat above my body. You need to sprinkle salt around yourself in a circle, emerge the photo in moonwater and put it in front of your feet. Put some more salt on the picture and say this: I, Bill Denbrough, allow Stanley Uris to come back into this world at free will. I will be the only one to see him. He’ll step in the land of the living and come out of it whenever he wants. That should do it. I’ll be watching you.”

“Will I be able to touch you that way?”

“Yes.”

“Will you be able to leave the house?”

“Yes. I’ll also be able to return to land of the dead if I’ll feel like it.”

“Cool. Ok. Let’s do it.” And with that Bill went in the backyard and did exactly as Stanley had instructed him. At first it seemed like nothing happened, so Bill decided to go back inside. Once inside, he felt a hand on his shoulder while going up the stairs. Turning around he came face to face with Stanley.

“Hi, Bill! Wow you have soft skin. I have soft skin. Your clothes look nice. Mine are kinda old. Your hair is so soft as well. Mine is curlier then yours I don’t really like it that much. What do you think? Is my hair that bad?” Stanley started rambling. Bill just looked at him with wide eyes. He was real. Bill took a step forward, throwing himself in Stanley’s arms. Stanley didn’t respond at first, but hugged back in the end. It was going to be one hell of a ride, teaching Stanley how to be human again, how would his parent’s react, showing Stanley the modern world, but he was ready. After all, Bill would do anything for love.

Hello, Erica here! I just wanted to thank @bi-teen-angst for the headcannons posted their account. Sorry for the bad grammar and for the fact that I am 1 year late with this. I wish everyone the best.

I was wondering ... how would Randall react to Evil! Layton? or Monocle! Layton(by the way your drawings are amazing!)

ahhh thank u so much!! that means so much to me ;u; oh my GOSH MONACLE LAYTON!!! i havent thought about him organically in too long sksksks

well so ok if i had to make layton evil at any point in time, the way id do it would be after unwound future. it would be about 2 years after he found randall, but in this scenario he never worked up the courage to call randall or go back and visit after he left Monte D'or so abrubtly, which means losing that friendship was already weighing on his heart. so then after UF, losing claire and luke in the span of the same week... its too much for him. Crying in his room one night, he says "so this is it then? am i destined to always lose the people i love? i will simply never love again." and he snaps. he gets cold and distant, doesnt allow the kindness of others to reach him. all he wants now is vengance, and this man has been wronged by soooooo many people.

The only person still living with him is flora at this point. at first she lets things slide. things like seeing hersh withdraw into his study for too long, or drink too late into the night. but then she notices he stays in his room for days at a time, clearly working on something, but he gets so rude when asked about what. shes always met with answers like "its none of your concern" or "dont ask questions you're not prepared to hear the answer to", until one day she really puts her foot down. Demands to know whats going on. Shes so worried. But hershel screams at her to go away. an ugly, terrible yelling nobody deserves. and its so cold she just,, runs away crying. she cant think of anybody to reach out for help. she doesnt know anybody, she was never allowed to go out and make friends.

until she remembers the stories luke told her about the man they saved in Monte D'or, and she remembers how softly hershel would smile the precious few times he mentioned he name randall.

so she pulls up a phone book and looks up a Randall Ascot. Its not hard considering he owns an entire fucking town. shes crying and scared and alone, and when randall picks up the phone, he is of course concerned. hes never met this girl, but nobody should by crying this much, and then his heart breaks when he realizes its hershel who did this. He was always hurt by how hershel never said goodbye, and never called again to rekindle their friendship. at first he doesn't want to come over, but flora begs him.

"please, randall, you have to help. I know i hardly know you but... nobody else can reach him, i just know it".

so he grabs the nearest train. tells flora take take it easy at a bougie hotel for a night while he makes the trip over, pays for everything ofc. the two meet up. randall falls in love with this girl in .5 seconds (yknow in that "ive only met this girl for 10 minutes but if anything were to happen to her id kill everyone in this room and then myself" kind of way). They decide to just go to hershels flat and knock. he doesnt answer. they knock again. nothing. randall gets worried. he breaks down the door, shouts for hershel. Nobodys there. the place is empty. they enter hershels study to make sure, but what they find horrifies them. a GIANT charlie kelly style board with a bunch of pictures of different people, mostly people connected to bill hawks, and red lines connecting them stand before the two, and they both know in their gut its a hit list of some kind.

so they run to parliment or whatever building it is those goverment people all stay in, hoping its not too late, hope maybe their suspicions arent true. Theyre horrified when they reach the front steps and theres no guards or anything. sirens are blaring. they run down the halls. injured soldier's and police are telling them to turn back, its not worth it, this man is unstoppable.

"please dont let it be hershel, please dont let it be hershel."

flora stops when they reach the big door. she looks up at randall, crying. "im sorry... but i cant go in. i dont want to face him like this."

randall hugs her, reassures her. tells her its ok to wait by the entrance, that everything will be ok.

Flora rushes off, and randall takes a deep breath. He opens the door where bill hawks office is supposed to be. Randalls heart sinks. in the big chair is hershel, a sword covered in red, and tied to chains too close to the fire place is a beat up bill hawks.

hershel greets him coldly, like strangers.

"ah hello there. im sorry, but the prime minister cannot assist you today. please come back later."

"hershel, what are you doing??? that sword.... have you??"

"killed someone? no..." he hops off his chair and points his sword to bill hawks, far too close to the neck. "no not yet. but if youd like, you can join me for the first one."

Randall picks up a pipe or something close to him. "i cant let you do this hershel... i know youre better than this."

"ah, but you see, thats the thing." his blade lightly touches bills neck. "i could be, but then... whats the point?" then he scoffs, and pulls his sword away, pointing it towards randall in a battle stance. "never mind, you could never understand."

and he charges. AND THE EPIC SWORD FIGHT BETWEEN HERSHEL AND RANDALL THAT WE WERE ROBBED OF COMENCES! Randall, between parrys, is in total disbelief. "Hershel, stop it! i know how youre feeling, but this isnt the solution! youre tired, and scared, and unbelievably hurt. youre in so much pain... this isn't going to end that pain!"

clink, parry

"you couldnt possibly know what im feeling. ive lost everyone. but its no matter."

for a moment it looks like hershel is about to pin randall down, but he swoops away at the last minute.

"No, please hershel, you cant think like that!! youre not alone!! not anymore!! You didnt give up on the masked gentleman... let me return the favor!"

hershel gasps at this, and hesitates. its enough for randall to knock hershels sword out of his hands, and pin him to the ground. Hershel is afraid, his eyes are wide.

"r-randall, stop it!! leave me alone!"

"no!" randall throws the pipe he fought with aside. "not until you make things right!" he starts crying, his tears spill on hershels shirt. "not until i get my best friend back..."

hershel can't take it anymore. He screams, and starts crying uncontrollably. that ugly crying you reserve for your worst moments, and randall softens his grip on hersh, changes it so hes hugging his friend. And hershel just cries and cries and cries.

"i... i just dont want to live like this anymore..." he sobs.

"hershel.... oh hershel, im so, so sorry."

and they continue to cry. eventually randall asks what happened, how it got to this. hershel explains the events of the last few years. how luke left. how bill hawks sent men to beat him to an inch of his life 8 years ago, so really this is just him returning the favor. they talk it out.

"hershel... you owe flora an apology"

and hershel starts crying even more. "oh no, how could i do this to her?? im a monster..."

"nonsense! shes just worried about you, we all just want you to be ok. give her time, you two will be ok."

so slowly, randall convinces hershel to take his hand and walk out before some real irreverasble damage is done. they dont untie bill tho :) hershel comes face to face with flora at the entrance. starts stuttering some words, but jever gets around to saying anything bc flora hugs hershel so tightly, and cries into his chest. "professor i was so worried..."

"i.... im so sorry...."

and thats it!! the police dont do anything bc i dont believe in them, hawks eventually gets voted out. they all go home and randall decides to stay with hershel until he find a therapist. then decides to stay with him until he starts smiling again, then because i mean whos gonna help out with flora?? and then bc honestly hershel, this place is a mess! and then,,,,, well,,,,,, yknow,, 👀👀

Unit 3: Face Claims, Please Stop Using Emily Rudd

     Ok. So now lets look at face claims. Face claims are a broader topic to character creation and OCs as a whole. I like face claims. They’re great, because they allow you the writer to get in your head what the main character looks like and how they fit in with the cast and the world. I have nothing against face claims, I use them myself because I like to visualize what I’m working with. However, as we’ve seen in Unit 2, it’s on the writer to convey what the character looks like. As we’ve seen in Unit 1, the character should be cohesive with the rules of the universe. Face claims and characterization can apply the first two units very easily. 

     Reference images are for your eyes only, so that you can see what the character looks like. When describing a character, pull details from your reference image to explain what they look like. You do not have to be overly specific. Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way is a prime example of being overly specific, given the first paragraph of her fanfiction My Immortal is: 

     “Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eyeshadow.”

     Never do this. I will find you and we will have a very nice conversation about how to improve your writing. Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way breaks the three big rules of characterization and character description: She drops the face claim directly in the narrative (Amy Lee, lead singer of Evanescence), she describes every characterizing feature about her (vampire teeth, ebony black hair), and she describes her complete outfit. To give a better standard of describing characters, we are going to fix Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way. 

     Young Adult novels very often stick to height, hair color, eye color, and body shape. This is something you as an author should think about, but sticking just to this blueprint can be pretty generic. When you look at other people, those aren’t the only things you notice, right? Those aren’t even things you necessarily need! A big example of going against the grain of the standard is found in The Great Gatsby. Despite having loads of color imagery, we never learn what Daisy’s hair color or eye color is. But somehow, we don’t need them because we are supplemented with, “Her face was sad and lovely with bright things in it. Bright eyes and a bright, passionate mouth.” Fitzgerald focuses on how his characters carry themselves and their facial expressions. These give descriptions of their personalities. When he does describe hair color or eye color, he does it in a way that fits with the style and vibe of his writing, and you as a writer can do the same. 

     In my own personal opinion, eye color does not need to be described immediately. You can save small descriptions of your characters and sprinkle them in throughout the story, rather than dumping an appearance in one paragraph. In one instance you can describe what a character’s wearing, and in another later on, describe their hair as they pull it away from their face. Describe it as it changes from the normal. Jeremy Scott’s The Ables is a great example of character description and characterization. The main character is blind, which means that the cast gets by on contrasting personalities. We don’t know the ethnicity of many of the characters until we’re halfway through the book, and the main character only learns his basic appearance because it’s been described to him by his parents. Things like eye color and hair color and how tall someone is don’t matter as a whole. What matters is how it can be applied and further the story and the personality of the character. A character having curly brown hair? Don’t necessarily need that. A character who takes the time to curl her brown hair every morning? That tells me something about that character. Small moments, and giving descriptors through details can really help you avoid the paragraph dump. 

     Character Bios are the bane of my existence. Do not put character bios in the beginning of your fanfiction. All you’re doing is giving me a paragraph I’m not going to read. Character bios are lazy writing. It’s low-hanging fruit to mention them as something to not do. There are so many ways to incorporate detail into a story. By putting in a character bio, you tell the reader that you either: don’t know how to incorporate these facts, are too lazy to incorporate these facts, or don’t care enough about what you’re writing to incorporate this information that we must know immediately about your character. In addition, we don’t need to know your character’s favorite color and the music they like on page one, so why do that to yourself? Not caring about your work can ruin a fanfiction. If you don’t care about what you’re putting out there, how can you expect your audience to care enough to read it. 

     Another important aspect of characterization is show-don’t-tell. Which we’ve all heard, but I’ve rarely seen it used. When used effectively you can draw the reader in, and allow them to use context clues to draw their own conclusions. A good rule of thumb, and the Show Don’t Tell 101 is that you show emotions, and tell feelings. You don’t need to tell me how the floor swayed under someone’s feet and they felt as if they were underwater. You can just say they felt tired that morning. However you can show emotion, and show the full range of anger and pain when someone’s upset to convey properly how that character is feeling. This is something that requires a light touch. It ties in with context clues and foreshadowing. I shouldn’t know from the third line of dialogue of a Shane Dawson fanfiction that the OC has an eating disorder. I shouldn’t know when exactly two characters are going to end up together, or when two characters are going to split apart. It should come as a surprise. An example I can give is a story I have of two spies who fall in love. From the first chapter, it’s obvious to the reader how this world is a game to them, and how they click and exist on that same wavelength. Chemistry can be obvious. Banter can be a fun way to express chemistry. What wasn’t obvious in this story, was that one of the spies would be killed by his own organization. What wasn’t obvious was how this would shape the other spy, who became the main villain of later works. If you make the narrative obvious I want you to then surprise the reader. Because you yourself will get bored. That’s why you see a lot of fanfics get dropped after three chapters- the writer has it all planned out how something will happen, and this plan becomes boring, but they don’t try to change the plot to make it more exciting. Throw in a wrench. Shoot someone. Spice it up my dudes. 

     We titled this chapter Please Stop Using Emily Rudd because one, we see Emily Rudd, as well as other girls who will be in an imgur album at the end of this chapter, way too often as the main OCs in fanfiction, and two, they represent a saturation and an insecurity in the market of main characters. We as writers don’t need to rely on these girls, and we actually keyhole and limit ourselves when we stick to stereotypical goth/emo girls (ex: Eugenia Cooney, Aly Antorcha, and Taylor Momsen face claims), or pale girl with dark hair and green eyes (Emily Rudd) same thing different descriptor for Nina Dobrev, or that red haired girl with green eyes who I couldn’t find a name for but she’s in almost every Harry Potter and/or Weasley sibling fanfic so you know who I’m talking about. 

     These girls should not be the standard of OCs. On top of that, not every OC has to be “strikingly beautiful” some of these OCs are like, 11-12 at the start of the fanfic. It’s ok to not describe how pretty they are. On top of that, not all of the world looks “strikingly beautiful” and that shouldn’t be a character descriptor. When one fanfiction I read had the love interest describe the OC as, “nothing to look at,” they contrasted everything else I’d read before because they made the beauty in that character not about what she looked like but her actions and who she was as a person. She became more beautiful as the fanfiction went on because of her personality, and by the end of it, it made sense that the love interest fell in love with her because he loved her as a person, not as an object. That’s what it boils down to. These girls don’t have to be pretty thin models and celebrities to be good face claims. Spending less time on the appearance, and more time on the personality makes for a character more beautiful and more believable than if you used some model. Don’t feed the manic pixie dream girl trend. 

     Moving on. Your character should not fill a hole or replace a member of the cast. They should bring a new perspective and add, not take conflict from the original work. For example, if you are writing Harry Potter fanfic, the character should not be composed of all the attitude Harry and Ron didn’t get in the movies. If you write Sherlock fanfiction, the character should not be the voice of reason to apologize for Sherlock’s antics while still doing the same things as him. In my own Psycho-Pass fanfiction, my character should not be a manifestation of Shogo Makishima’s soul. All these things do are fill holes in the story without adding to the narrative. If they were removed the story wouldn’t know they’re gone. If you can add conflict or alternative plots to the narrative, making the characters and the cast go through something they didn’t go through otherwise, you make the OC matter more. There used to be a beautiful Harry Potter fanfic that got deleted, where the OC went on full fledged adventures without the cast. She did her own thing, hanging out in the Harry Potter universe. This fanfic worked because the OC was the star of her own narrative. She wasn’t hanging on to Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Draco. They did their thing, and she did hers. It made for a great fanfic that I’m very sad to have seen the end of. Try and give your character something to do that doesn’t involve the cast. Think of it like fanfiction’s version of the Bechdel Test: Can your OC go through a chapter of fanfiction without relying on the cast. 

     Let’s revisit our darling, dearest, dead, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Ravenway. Using what we’ve discussed in the previous paragraphs, I am going to attempt to fix the introduction given by our dear Enoby in Chapter One of My Immortal. Pray for me. 

     By Year 7 at Hogwarts, I had given up on the uniform. I’ve been at this school for too long to keep wearing the same damn thing, and as soon as I’m done I can bow out of button-ups and itchy sweaters. Professor McGonagall had a fit when I walked in last year with purple and red streaks in my hair. I smile as I imagine her face when she sees my miniskirt and corset. I sloughed in front of my mirror, carefully winging out my eyeliner and dabbling my lids with red eyeshadow. I popped on a black lip, blew myself a kiss, and felt stupid for doing so. 

     McGonagall didn’t even let me make the Great Hall. She marched me back, and forced me to change into the school uniform. I added pink fishnets and combat boots, and rolled my skirt up before heading back down to the Great Hall. My classmates gave me a wide berth. As I walked past a cluster of Slytherins I could hear them whisper. 

     “Fangy bitch.”

     “Say that again?” I said setting my sights on them. “Do you really want to insult me now? I haven’t even had breakfast yet, though I could make an exception.” They scurried off. I flipped them the bird as they went, and carried on downstairs. Remus Lupin was the best thing to ever happen to this school. Yeah, he was a werewolf, but I felt a little less alone. At least there was more than one monster running around here. 

     Next week we will be discussing names. Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way will make a return, as well as some other names that are uncomfortable and cringy to read. This is your warning now, that in 2 weeks we will have our first exam for Fanfiction 101. I did say in the introduction that there would be an exam, and it’s on its way. We will give you more information next week when we see you to discuss Nameberry.com. 

     Supplemental Instruction: The aforementioned imgur album of overused face claims and OCs. Think of this like a newly minted banned book list. 

https://imgur.com/gallery/SpIGZhF

urgh im less upset abt grandma dying nd more upset abt my family being so fucking STUPID for acting like they cant do anything anymore during the pandemic nd inviting me for a christmas dinner nd my cousin saying they ‘should just do w/e we want instead of look at rules, because this loss is more important now’ nd the rest agreed O_O

like u fucking DUMBASSES, THE VIRUS IS THE FUCKING REASON GRANDMA DIED ND U WANT TO HAVE CHRISTMAS DINNERS ND MEET UP W THE WHOLE FAMILY IN 2021???? 

THE CONCEPT OF FORCED 'GEZELLIGHEID' ('cozy togetherness'?) IS LITERALLY WHAT IS HAVING PEOPLE KILLED IN THIS FUCKING COUNTRY 

also i feel fucking disgusted for letting my brother pull me in a hug (nd my mom hugged me too which i hate bc shes literally a risk group) bc hes a fucking fascist nd i saw him in a whatsapp group w antisemitic meme today nd i want to puke !!!!!!!

i dont want to fucking see my family during this pandemic but they always force me to be together w them bc thats considered 'GEZELLIG!!!' and normal and fun nd im too bad at saying no when im peerpressured, i fucking hate it nd don;t want my mom or other grandma to die bc of their dumbass behaviour by continuing to visit ppl inside their homes. they really talked about how different it was this cremation vs. decades ago at the same place bc “now we couldn’t enter at the same time nd people could touch each other and sit closely” LIKE U??? LITERALLY SAT NEXT TO PPL WHO DONT LIVE W U W 0 TO 30 CM DISTANCE BETWEEN EACH OTHER?? U LITERALLY HUGGED PEOPLE TODAY?? THERE WERE LIKE 40 GUESTS IN A WAY TOO TINY ROOM FOR THAT AMOUNT LIKE R U KIDDING ME??? I DONT WANT TO FUCKING SEE THIS EVER AGAIN. ALSO i wish death upon my brother but not rly bc it would hurt my mom nd his daughter but jfc i fucking hate him. also my cousin nd his dad are just like him. fascism is so normalized in dutch society nowadays idek where to draw the line between a person who is slightly bigoted nd the ‘never talk to a fascist‘ scenario jfc.

i always feel so fucking mixed abt my family urghfhgh like i truly do care abt my parents nd i guess one aunt nd uncle maybe but i dont want to fucking see them during this pandemic nd i preferrably dont see my brother either. but fuck i REALLY dont know how ppl cut family out of their lives bc i would have to pick and choose who i would stay in touch w but they all communicate to each other so u rly cant keep a secret. if i were to try to close off family i would need to delete my fb + ig bc i do have an aunt who keeps finding me there, nd i would need to never tell any of them my new address if i ever move. but also we never had a huge fallout so i dont think theyd get it?? nd my family on my mother’s side, aside from my american uncle nd aunt, all live rly close in either this city or one nearby so idek how you could avoid them. like im conditioned to care abt them but i honestly really dont care

i got invited by my parents to this christmas dinner over at their house and they didnt see the issue in inviting me, my friend, my brother and his daughter, “bc it’s legal to invite 3 people and children under 13 years don’t count [according to the legislation]” nd said ‘oh your friend will feel lonely on christmas if he’s just home alone‘ NO HE WON’T?? HOW DO U KNOW?? WILL IT LITERALLY KILL U TO TRY TO NOT KILL OTHER PEOPLE??

the only reason i cried at the cremation today was bc i thought of my mom dying nd having no idea what i would say in a speech then. like i dont remember my mom’s speech well but i was impressed how she said positive things abt her mom considering she was rly physically nd mentally abusive of her kids in the past nd left my mom scarred for life. it made me think when people deserved to actually be remembered for the ‘good’ stuff, just because fucking family is supposedly important. nd i just couldnt remember positive stuff abt my mom other than ‘i would miss her‘ but i couldnt think of what exactly i would miss abt her bc our personalities rly clash.

she rly stressed me out today, like she kept honking for the whole neighbourhood to hear bc i wasnt immediately outside when the car arrived in my street, nd at a certain moment said i should take a flower from the bouquet (tht was paid by the nephews nd nieces (minus me bc my parents paid it bc im broke)) nd so i did but then my aunt complained right beside me that she thought it was wrong that people just pulled out flowers ffrom the bouquet so i was like :( oh ok, but my mom kept yelling ‘NO TAKE MORE FLOWERS!! COME ON TAKE ANOTHER ONE!! PUT IT IN YOUR HOME!!‘ nd my aunt kept complaining nd i felt so guilty suddenly for having those flowers as i got more pushed into my hands by others. like my best friend has a rly chill family who srsly didnt pay visits at home or vice versa once nd im so jealous bc when your whole family understands how the fucking virus / social distancing works nd doesn’t look egocentrically only at the lax legislation or treat forced gezelligheid as the ultimate goal, it would prob be a lot easier to actually just not meet up. bc the question of meeting up or having to see each other all the fucking time isnt even a thing. but to him my family is rly weird nd strict while before him i only knew ppl w stricter parents nd i had the easy ones bc i was allowed to drink nd go out nd date even though i didnt want that. urgh im just in conflict nd feeling a bit desperate abt the ppl in this country. nd i worry abt my mom getting sick

sup ok here’s the promised details on uhhhhhh All for One in @guardianlioness​‘s and I’s Ageswap Mess, formed by collaborative headcanon jamming on discord and then roughly paraphrased via a run thru the unfortunate Quadruple Lengthening Filter that’s built into my brain bc I’m incapable of being brief.

(something of an expansion on this post and this ask. Nooooot spoiler free, actually pretty spoilers, idk, will pop it under a readmore bc who knows how long I’m gonna go on also)

ALSO!! I can’t at u but @randommly-passing-mia u asked forever ago about Toshinori and AfO’s relationship in this AU and i answered what I could then but I’m pleased to announce this goes more into that bc I knew Very Little back then. :)

So, All for One! Now, I feel it appropriate to note that the previous post I made regarding the history of OfA in Ageswap, as well as just about everything I’ve posted abt AfO and OfA for Ageswap (except for the linked ask above, obv) was made before the arc with the League of Villains and Shigaraki’s backstory all came out. Now that we’ve got some of those contexts, we can go a little further in fleshing everything else out, which we did, a little, today.

Pls keep in mind that Ageswap’s goal is not and never has been to make a direct 1:1 translation of adults to kids and vice versa -- good lord we’d have a lot of empty spaces if we were doing that. So, uh. Anyway. it’s time for “we make a mess of the characters and also the timeline and the plot because it’s Our City Now”

Student AfO is a different creature to small Toshinori of our au. For the purposes of this post we’ll call him AfO, because while I’d love to just jump into referring to him as Shigaraki there’s a lot of confusions that lie down that road. Also, again, we’re calling mr heckhands mcmike Tomura, because Shigaraki is a name with Weight.

Because canon parallels, Ageswap AfO has a little brother who we’re making Kyudai Garaki/the Good Doctor and also quirkless for our purposes (whether he’s AfO’s biological brother is up in the air, we haven’t settled yet). Garaki has something of an intense obsession with quirks, constantly studying and doing research, not unlike Izuku, and the age gap between him and AfO is... about six years. Now, because AfO had already manifested a quirk of his own and that quirk had fearsome potential, One for All was originally going to be passed on to his brother, because before Ageswap Izuku, OfA had strictly been handed down to trained members of the family.

Tomura was a member of the group that had, through the generations, been working to fight against the users of One for All. To hit them where it hurt, he attacked Izuku’s mentor’s (we’ll call them the Mentor) home with a group of League fighters. When he found out there was a quirkless boy, and a second one who was all but quirkless for all that he’d been told to avoid using his own powers, he quickly took them in under the League’s wing -- both in an act of cruelty against OfA and out of some misguided sympathy for the boys.

The fearsome thing is the toxicity of the relationships Tomura formed with the League, and eventually with the boys. He meant well, when he took them in, but whatever this version of him went through... well, just about all his relationships are some level of manipulative and unhealthy by default. See: his tendency for physical closeness and being tactile, as mentioned in the ask.

He’s firmly of an opinion along the lines of “if you’ve got the power, and you know you have the power, and you’re not using it to do whatever you can or want, then why do you even have it?” and, for all of AfO’s childhood, Tomura tried his hardest to share this with AfO and sway the kid to his side. With the Mentor having dropped off the grid and abandoned the Shigaraki name in grief, AfO and his brother had nowhere else to go, but AfO was a smart and cautious kid: he couldn’t just listen without a fight, or a reason.

(AfO didn’t know Tomura meant to kill them, that he attacked their home on purpose. When he eventually finds out, he firmly believes Tomura meant to save them)

But Tomura’s persistent, and he doesn’t stop, and eventually he points out: if All for One is a quirk that allows him to take and give quirks, does that not mean he can seek out the perfect quirk for his little brother? All the reasons he’s suffered, AfO has the power to fix that.

That’s the thing that sways AfO to their side, that convinces him to stay with the League and learn under Tomura. Because if it’s for family, isn’t it worth it?

(AfO sees Tomura as a teacher, as a friend, as someone beloved and important. Shigaraki was AfO’s name, but it can be Tomura’s too, if Tomura wants. Then everyone knows they’re family. And Tomura accepts it -- another spit in the face of an enemy, a welcomed token from a beloved student. Shigaraki is a good name for the rest of the world to use, but Tomura, Tomura is a name for the League and the League alone.)

AfO tries, at first, to find other quirks for his brother while he trains, while his brother studies (while Tomura tries to sway Garaki to their side also, because look at what you know, what you could do with that knowledge, combined with your brother’s quirk, you’re so young and so so smart-). OfA is gone beyond the League’s sight, in the hands of the Symbol of Peace, so there’s no point on dwelling on it, really, surely another quirk would work better?

But then One for All comes back around, in the hands of this blond... nobody. His brother’s quirk, running around in a stranger. AfO continues to hunt potential quirks down for his brother and his brother’s studies, but he has a new goal: to try and claim OfA back and give it to who it really belongs to.

the problem of course being that he can’t take it by force like every other quirk, and killing Toshinori would merely render it lost forever.

Essentially, AfO’s primary grudge against Toshinori is the fact that he’s the current bearer of a quirk that, in AfO’s eyes, should belong to Garaki. And Toshinori’s quirklessness, or past quirklessness... is easy to know when you know the secret of One for All.

Some good stuff gets said abt AfO vs Toshinori in this answer here I think, and I’m drawing on it: Toshinori’s more instinct and heart to AfO’s logic and strategy. That’s not to say, obv, that neither of them draw on the other quality, but it’s what stands out most to me about the two of them and just, kind of their general dynamic (or at least, that’s how it seems).

USJ was a subtle message laid beneath a louder declaration. Two-for-one, if you will. “Wouldn't it be so nice to have a quirk that fit better in your hands? that didn't fritz or go funky whenever you so much as turned your head? A quirk you might not even have to coax and strain and train and change your body for?”

But AfO does not confront Toshinori until much later, until after the sports festival. See, the mall incident in this AU is a scene on bargaining.

He confronts Toshinori at the mall -- his face is not known, and it’s a simple matter to pull him off to the side. But there won’t be fighting here today. No, he only came to talk.

Questions, first. About Toshinori, his experience with One for All, what he thinks of other people’s quirks. About what it was like for him, growing up quirkless, left abandoned by so many people for it. Eventually, his conversation circles back around. I have a little brother. He’s quirkless, just like you. You know what he went through, what he suffered.

All for One even did his research, is even willing to play by rules closer to Toshinori’s own: tucked under his arm is a folder, with lists upon lists of people. Villains with sentences for life, villains under the death sentence, people who would have no life of returning to the world ever again. People who don’t have a reason to use their quirks any longer. People for whom it wouldn’t matter if he took their quirks anyway. “Take your pick,” he offers Toshinori. “I’ll give you whatever quirk you’ve ever wanted. I’ll even take it from a villain so none of your precious civilians have to suffer the loss — but that one belongs to my little brother.”

And, well. We all know he says no.

Why would Toshinori hang onto a quirk that isn’t even his? All the people out there, bearing the quirks that his brother and even his greatest enemy were robbed of at birth, and AfO has the power to grant both Toshinori and Garaki the power that they’d dreamed of, that belongs to them. He knows what it means to suffer without a quirk. Why won’t Toshinori let him fix that?

and idk specifically what Toshi would say, but I think it’s something along the lines of “no one asks for what they're born with or given, but we make the most of it anyway. That's how we're supposed to live.“

Anyway Toshinori and All for One hate each other SO fucking much but. Unfortunately, also just kind of Get Each Other on some level. Like, they despise one another but also, if there’s one thing they can believe in, it’s that the other will always Be The Way They Are. Friendly Enemyship, if you will.

There’s some level of pity that AfO also holds on the percieved coldness of Toshinori’s relationship to his mentor, Izuku. Izuku is... really awkward, in his relationship with Toshi, and while Izuku loves his student very much he has a hard time showing it -- and Toshinori thinks so poorly of himself, it’s hard to grasp how close they are from the outside sometimes. AfO totally tries to recruit Toshinori to their side, even after he figures they’re Tight and also even though he knows Toshinori won’t ever say yes. Like, he hates the guy, but that doesn’t mean he wouldn’t be a kickass ally.

Tomura would like Toshinori and AfO says as much to his face. “You’re more like him than I am, anyway. You can act without overthinking. And he wouldn’t care if you were quirkless. He doesn’t with my brother.”

(Toshinori hates that. He isn’t, he isn’t he isn’t like him at all.)

Tomura has also more or less promised AfO that, at the end of his lifespan, his student should take on Decay. AfO, of course, doesn’t want that and is on the hunt for a good longevity quirk to give to his mentor

In the end, the way All for One is kind of being played in this AU is something not so far off from Anakin Skywalker.

In Lioness’ words:

Noble in his desire to keep his family alive

But horribly misdirected

My thoughts on Friki’s 8.01 leak

Ok so first and foremost I just want to say that this information is received second and even thirdhand. I do not speak Spanish and did not watch Friki’s video. As it was playing @adecila was kind enough to translate for @muttpeeta who was kind enough to chat with me. My bff @dracarysqueen was also feeding me some info (thanks my love!) and I read a somewhat broken English and at times unclear translation here. It gives you a gist of the video and I’m grateful to u/hang_the_dj2 for making it.  Edit: Here is @adecila‘s leak translation so that you guys can draw your own conclusions without my salt about these revelations haha. Her translation is the undisputed best and I didn’t see it prior to writing this post, though my response is still the same!

One of the first things I read about the leak was the bit about Gendry/Arya. Essentially Gendry makes a weapon to Arya’s specifications. He calls her “m’lady” purposely to fluster her. There is “sexual tension” between Arya and Gendry. HELLO??? I can’t fucking wait. This is going to take over as like the whole world’s GoT OTP lol calling it now <3 

Arya apparently also reunites with the Hound. My takeaway from that bit of the translation is that Sandor mentions something about how Arya didn’t go through with killing him, and I guess he’s grateful for that now? That part was a bit unclear to me in the translation I read. 

Arya also reunites with Jon (!!!!!) where they share a tender hug, compare weapons with one another, and generally have a sweet and positive interaction. Arya is wary of telling Jon that she’s a Faceless Man, and Jon asks Arya to try and talk Sansa into coming around re: Dany. It is obvious that Sansa dislikes or distrusts Dany and Jon is troubled by this and asks for Arya’s help. I’ve heard from one person that Jon also asks Arya to talk to Dany herself. I’m really pleased by the prospect of this because I knew that Arya would support Jon no matter what, and that that support would extend to Dany since they’re obviously in love. 

Speaking of, Friki did make note of the fact that Jonerys is obvious to everyone else: Davos, Tyrion, Varys, etc. Sansa can see it too and asks Jon point blank if he bent the knee out of love or if he did it to save the North. Apparently Jon is extremely taken aback that she would ask this question. We aren’t told more about this moment but I’m guessing Jon is offended that she would ever think he would do something as serious as swearing fealty to Dany simply because of his romantic feelings, and not with the best interests of his home and family at heart. I’ll be interested to see how that conversation ends.

Also, I realize we all already knew this (and have been knowing this literally forever) but these revelations all completely disprove political!Jon. Yeah, it was already disproven by the scripts and basically everything else about canon but this is just another nail in the coffin. Jon having apparently private conversations with both Sansa and Arya about his love for Dany pretty much solidifies that he isn’t secretly playing her in the interest of Stark supremacy or independence. 

That independence, though, is something that is still important to the Northern lords. Lyanna Mormont is outspoken in her disapproval of Dany as queen. She notes that they chose Jon as king, not Dany. Again, we knew this was coming, but I’m stricken again by how silly this is. It’s literally the end of the world. Can this discussion not wait?

Anyway, the Northern lords are not a fan of Dany and it is obvious. Apparently Dany attempts to ingratiate herself to Sansa. Something along the lines of her telling Sansa the North is beautiful. I guess this isn’t successful given the bit about Jon talking to Arya about how much Sansa dislikes Dany.

The Northern lords also tell Jon and Dany soon after their arrival at Winterfell that the Night King has turned Viserion into a wight and is riding him. Dany is distraught by this information and encourages Jon to ride Rhaegal already, in episode 1, BEFORE he finds out about being a Targaryen. They do this to try and get an edge over the Night King. 

Jon does ride Rhaegal while Dany rides Drogon, it’s a great time, and they have a pretty passionate makeout session afterward lol. Friki specifically said this was a good episode for Jonerys scenes. I obviously love this bit of info and think it’s hot and exactly what I want for them both. Who wouldn’t get turned on by riding a dragon with Dany???? (also, lol at how accurate @muttpeeta‘s fic is!!!!) My only wish is that the dragon riding happened after the reveal. I just think it would be a more significant acceptance of his identity for Jon to reach this milestone after discovering he’s a Targaryen. At the same time, I like this because it shows how much Dany loves and trusts him already. Before learning he’s a Targ, before learning he has a claim to the IT, she is already willing to share everything with Jon--even her “children.”

Also at Winterfell, Dany and Jorah break the news to Sam about the death of Randyll and Dickon. This is the part I really don’t like, so I apologize in advance for the rant here. So Dany shares this information and Sam is unbothered by the death of his father. Good. We expected that. He is, however, perturbed by the death of Dickon. While he thanks Dany for sharing the information with him, he is upset and apparently leaves to seek out Bran for more insight. Bran stresses that it isn’t important and that Jon needs to know the truth of his parentage. So Sam leaves Bran and finds Jon in the crypts. 

The first thing Sam shares with Jon, though, has nothing to do with Jon or his parentage. Sam finds Jon to tell him that Dany killed Randyll and Dickon. Jon, understandably, isn’t really phased. There are more important things to worry about, and Jon points out that not only do they need Dany, Dany is the queen. This is the moment when Sam drops the bomb. He tells Jon the truth of his parentage. Jon is shocked and denies it. Sam pushes further and tells him that Dany doesn’t have to be the queen because Jon is the king. 

This is the part that really, really bothers me. A lot. I knew there would be friction about Jon’s parentage. I knew there would be friction about Jon’s claim to the Iron Throne. What I didn’t expect was for the Tarly deaths to be brought up again (literally they brought these unimportant characters back in s7 just to kill them, just to cast doubt on Dany’s decision-making by her male advisers) in the same breath as Jon’s parentage reveal. These things are not of equal importance. The world is literally ending and we’re supposed to be worried about Dany’s judgment again? And to say she “killed” Randyll and Dickon is silly anyway. Let’s not forget: Dany didn’t break into Horn Hill with a dagger and kill Sam’s unsuspecting family in their sleep. Sam’s family betrayed Olenna Tyrell, sacked the Reach, wiped out the entirety of House Tyrell leaving no survivors at Highgarden, and allowed their liege Lady to be murdered in cold blood by Jaime Lannister. Dany retaliated on behalf of her slain allies and even offered mercy to the Tarlys if ony they’d swear allegiance to her instead. They refused, and died for their crimes. Why is this still being discussed? I genuinely don’t understand. 

By comparison, the Umbers and Karstarks betrayed their liege and were killed, but that act was seen as so egregious that Sansa suggested (and was supported in this suggestion by many Northerners) that even the descendants of the traitors be rooted out of their homes in retaliation for treachery. So why is Dany’s righteous vengeance on traitors still an issue? Why?

The episode apparently ends with Sam telling Jon that he is the heir. Again, I understand that. Westeros is built on male-preference primogeniture. Jon’s claim could trump Dany’s (for multiple reasons) and Sam and others would see that and likely push Jon to see it. The natural extension of that argument would be to suggest that Jon and Dany marry and unite their claims. Instead, Sam is possibly (again, we just had one brief video and multiple translations and interpretations of this video. I’m not sure exactly what Sam said) encouraging Jon to press his claim as king because 1. he has a potentially better claim and 2. because Sam might not believe Dany is an ideal queen due to the Tarly execution after the loot train battle. 

I just hate this. I find it massively OOC for Sam to use the huge moment of Jon’s parentage reveal to air his grievances about something Dany did. I find it massively OOC for Sam to be so concerned about Dickon in the first place, especially now. We have not been shown a positive Sam/Dickon relationship in canon, and Dickon was aware of Randyll’s abuse of Sam--he witnessed it firsthand--and did nothing to protect Sam or stand up to his father. On the contrary, Dickon loved and looked up to the brutal Randyll enough to willingly die at his side. This was not a man who was overly concerned about Sam, or vice versa. But now, suddenly, Sam loves his little brother enough to complain to Jon about Dickon’s death in a way that disparages Dany? Additionally, Sam is one of the few people at Winterfell who knows exactly how big of a threat the Night King and the White Walkers are, and we’re supposed to believe his main concern right now is what happened to Dickon? We’re also supposed to believe that Sam, Jon’s best friend, would think he could talk Jon into being king of the 7K, despite Jon’s multiple explicit statements about how much he abhors ruling?

So we’re going to have a delightful week between episodes 1 and 2 during which the antis compose dissertation-length dark!Dany meta like crazy. We have to suffer under what I consider to be a very poorly manufactured conflict that was written just for petty drama. I literally spent the day today at a conference on Women’s Leadership and one of the key topics discussed was how women with true power are seen as threatening and have to work twice as hard to be taken seriously. Glad to see Game of Thrones doing literally nothing to challenge that idea where Dany is concerned. 

Moving on. 

We also apparently learn that Theon saves Yara early on, early enough to be back at Winterfell in time for the Battle of Winterfell. I’m thrilled as a shameless Yara fangirl :)

In King’s Landing Cersei receives word of the Night King and wight!Viserion. She also sees that the Golden Company arrives but not with the force she expected. Apparently they were supposed to have elephants, and they don’t? She’s angry about this, but still sleeps with Euron as payment for delivering her army. I also read somewhere that back at Winterfell, Tyrion is aware that Cersei has commissioned the GC and that she plans to use them against the North instead of as aid against the Night King. This is interesting considering Friki’s other leak involving some treachery by Tyrion later in the season.

Overall, the episode sounds compelling at least and I’m excited about Gendrya, a Jon/Arya reunion, Jonerys getting horny from riding dragons together lol, and Yara living. But Sansa still being a constant voice of opposition for Jon, and the petty Jon/Dany/Sam conflict is really unsettling to me and I’ve very tired of hearing about Randyll and Dickon Tarly. 

Spencer Reid 2 (Part 1)

I awoke to a feeling of soft hands stroking from my cheek down my arm to my hand.

"Y/N baby, you gotta get up, we have work soon." Spencer whispered in my ear. I smiled up at him softly as I opened my eyes to see him smiling down at me.

"Morning wife." He smiled looked down at me.

"Morning husband." I grinned as I stretched my arms to the side of me.

"I've left you a towel and fresh underwear in the bathroom for after your shower. Your new cardigan, the one you bought in Vegas this weekend, is hung on the back of the door."  Spencer informed me as he handed me a glass of water.

"You're really getting off to a great start in our marriage huh?" I chuckled as I climbed out of bed ad drank the water.

"Well, we did only get married on Saturday. We've only been married 36 hours and I would hate for you to change your mind so soon after marrying me." He joked as he pulled out a clean sweater vest and tie.

"I would never leave you Dr Reid, my little heart couldn't take it." I played along as I walked over and pecked his cheek before walking to the bathroom to grab my shower.

My shower was peaceful, my thoughts consisted mostly of how on Thursday, I was just plain old Y/F/N Y/L/N, Spencer was my loving boyfriend who I worked with in the FBI. On Friday he proposed in Vegas, on a trip to see is mother. Then on Saturday, I we stood at an alter in a small 24 hour chapel in Vegas, in front of a wedding officiant, a few other couples waiting to marry and Spencer's mother, who was the reason we married so soon.

After my shower I dried my hair, pulled it into a high pony tail, I did my make up which looked as natural as possible except a little colour to on my lips, a bright red. I then changed into a pair of black skinny jeans, a white shirt and a black skinny tie. I then pulled on my red cardigan I had Spencer had set out for me. I slipped on my black converse and walked to the living room where I found Spencer making coffee.

"Spencer?" I called over to him as I grabbed my bag and slipped a couple files inside.

"Yes Wife." He grinned back over to me.

"Should I wear my glasses or contacts today?" I asked as I attached my gun to my belt and put my badge in my back pocket.

Spencer turned and walked over, passing me my coffee and kissing my head.

"Honestly babe, wear whatever you feel comfortable in, but I do love it when you wear your glasses." U chuckled as he grabbed his own bag.

"Glasses it is then." I smiled as I slid my glasses up my face and smiled at my grinning husband who watched. "Now, let's go." I ordered. I grabbed my bad and slung it over my shoulder and picked up my book.

"Come my little book worm." he joked as he grabbed my hand and pulled me out the door.

The drive to work was spent how it usually was, my reading my book out loud to Spencer who mouthed along with what I was saying. I had messed up a few times and this worried Spencer a little as I was usually an excellent reader. He placed his hand over my knee and I stopped.

"Are you OK?" he asked, taking his eyes off the road briefly to look at me.

"I'm fine Spence, just a little worried about how they team will react to our...weekend activities." I smiled at him as I placed the book on my lap.

"The team will be happy for us...well except maybe Garcia." He chuckled.

"Oh, yeah, she's gonna kill us." I predicted, my face serious except for the hint of a smile.

"Oh, yeah of course." He agreed as he pulled into the parking lot of our building and shutting off the car. "Listen, 38 hours of marriage, we had a good run, I love you and if there really is an after life, I'll see you around." He smirked.

"you joke about it know, but when she goes all psycho killer on us, I blame you." I told him as he turned to face me. He only chuckled as he lint over, kissed my lips and then climbed out of the car.

"OK, well, Dr Reid, are you ready to introduce the team to your wife?" I asked him as I walked around the car to meet him.

"Yes Mrs Reid, I am." He smiled, taking my hand and leading me into the elevator which will take us to the right floor.

In case you haven't figured it out yet, our wedding was so spare of the moment that we hadn't told our team, who are our very close friends and I was a little nervous about telling them, because what if they didn't understand and got upset. As we got closer my nerves got worse and Spencer knew it too.

"Hey, listen, if they get upset and angry then hey, who cares, as long as we're both happy." He smiled, tightening his grip on my hands a little before bringing our hands to his lips, placing a soft kiss. "We just go in there and act as if nothing is different, if and when somebody notices we'll explain." He offered and I nodded smiling up at him.

"You're so smart, who would have thought I'd marry someone so smart." I joked as we exited the elevator on to our floor.

"I did, now I have to go grab some more coffee, you want?" He asked as he held the door to the bull pen open.#

"No thank you, but some water would be great." I smiled, he nodded and made his way to the break room while I took his and my bag to our desks.

Once at my desk, I switched my computer on, took off my badge and gun and placed them in my top desk draw, then I pulled out a framed photo of the team and I, a small plush unicorn I had gotten from Henry on my last birthday and my very fuzzy purple pen, given to me by Penelope. I placed them all on my desk. I closed the top draw and pulled open the bottom draw and pulled out three jars, each filled with a different candy and my case files from a previous case i needed to finish.

"You know, that morning routine of yours is getting longer and longer." I girlish voice spoke, making me jump a little. I looked up to see Penelope Garcia, my quirky BFF.

"Penny G, my ever amazing queen of quirky, how was your weekend?" I asked as I finished placing my last few items out on my desk.

I listened as she went into a detailed account of her latest date, while I sorted my desk. I reached over and put my purple pen in the correct pen pot, the one closest to Penny. That was when she stopped mid sentence and gasped. I looked up to see what was wrong but her eyes were fixed on my hand in front of her, still holding the pen.

"Penny?" I asked as she grabbed my hand, making me drop my pen and pulled it closer to her face.

"What's this?" I asked as she pointed at my hand that held my beautiful silver diamond ring and a simple silver wedding band.

"A ring." I squeaked out.

"There's two rings on this finger." She pointed out and I nodded, suddenly shy

"I know."

"So that means...." She began but I interrupted her and nodded. "You got married?"

"Yeah"

"When?" She asked finally allowing my hand back.

"On Saturday, Spencer proposed and we figured why wait, we went to a chapel with his mum and we go married." I told her, my eyes fixed on her face, trying to gauge her reaction. To my surprise she let out a squeal and pulled me in to a hug.

"I can not believe this!" She squealed loudly.

"What can't we believe this morning baby girl?" The voice of Derek Morgan interrupted Penelope's squealing. He placed his things on his desk and wondered over.

"Well take a look at Y/N and see if you notice anything." She smiled pointing at me.

Morgan nodded and quickly turned his attention on me for what seemed like a while before he shrugged.

"I don't see anything different." He stated.

"What's going on?" I heard JJ ask as she appeared next to Penny.

"Something's up with Y/N and I have to figure out whats it is but I don't see anything different." Morgan explained a little stressed out with the situation. I looked over at JJ and smiled, making a point to straighten my tie with my left hand, JJ smiled and she too let out an excited squeal.

"No way!" She screeched.

"What way?" Morgan asked clearly confused.

"When?" JJ asked ignoring Morgan who continued watching.

"Saturday, but he asked me on Friday night at dinner with his mum." I grinned .

"Will somebody tell me what the hell is going on!" Morgan yelled clearly frustrated, as Spencer walked up behind me and placed a bottle of water on my desk and placed his hand on my shoulder.

I grabbed his hand with my left, making it very clear as I hinted to Morgan who's eyes widened as he FINALLY caught sight of the silver rings that sat on Spencer and I's hands.

"You guys got married?" He blurted out making everyone laugh.

"Woah, nothing gets passed you huh Morgan?" I teased as I shook my head.

"So, this happened this weekend?" He asked and I nodded, "So you guys just decided to get married?"

"Not exactly, Spencer Proposed on Friday at dinner and on Saturday we started talking and Spence said the wedding would have to be soon because he wanted his mum there and with her getting sicker we figured why wait..." I explained and Spencer picked up where I left off.

"We talked it over and decided we'd get married in Vegas. so we signed mum out of the hospital for a few hours and we drove to a small chapel and we said 'I do', now I get to spend my life with this amazing woman." Spencer smiled as he kissed the top of my head. "After we took mum out for dinner and the next morning we flew home." He finished.

"I'm really happy for you both, honestly, I am, I just wish we could have been there." JJ smiled as she hugged Spencer and I.

"Well, that's good because you can." Spencer grinned at out team who just looked at him like he was crazy.

"How, did you finally invent a time machine so we can all go back and pretty boy?" Morgan joked.

"No, we just figured, I still want the whole big white wedding with friends and family, so we married in Vegas with Spencer's mum and we're gonna do it all properly with all of you guys because who else would we want to celebrate this huge mile stone with." I told them and they all let out a cheer.

"And you want me to plan it...I'm on it!" PG interrupted making is all laugh.

"We wasn't gonna ask you that, but if you want to plan our wedding, you do you Penny G." I chuckled.

"Yassssss!" Penny cheered. Rossi and Hotch came wondering over, a little confused.

"So what's got Garcia all happy this morning?" Rossi asked as they reached us.

"Well, Y/N and Spence got married this weekend." JJ answered. Rossi let out a low chuckled and smiled over at Reid and I.

"Really?"

"Yeah, we sorta got married in Vegas." I smiled.

"Well congratulations my dear." Rossi grinned as he pulled me into a hug.

"Thanks Rossi."

"But, there going to do the whole 'big white wedding' with us and get this, I get to plan it." Garcia clapped happily as she kissed both Reid and I's cheek before she ran off.

"Well, that sound's great." Hotch added. “and congratulations you two." He smiled. "Now, everyone, get to work." He chuckled before walking off, Rossi following behind him.

Day 47, 6th Oct, Berlin

Clear blue skies and sunny today but very cold which I don’t mind if the suns out. Right outside my hotel near the U Bahn was a book box.

I caught the train to Bernauer Strabe. I wanted to go to a flea market, seeing it was Sunday, and Berlin has a lot but decided on this area as it also has a lot of Berlin Wall history. I have been here before but it’s five years so good to revisit the area. Next to the station you can see on the wall the famous photo of an East German soldier jumping through the barbed wire in the early days of the wall to escape. Police were waiting with a car to whisk him away to safety.

As soon as you coming out of the station there are posters about the Wall as this street seemed to be where a lot of people died and events happened more than other areas. The reason being is the wall went through people’s homes basically and at first people were fleeing out their front doors, then when they were blocked out their windows and even jumping out their windows.

The Wall cut neighbourhoods in half and even families. Before the wall got so high people would stand on ladders so see their friends and families on the other side.

Each death remembered has a sad story behind it. This lady, Olga, was a 80 year old woman. Her daughter had got out of the home but not her mother. The people below convinced her to jump. The fire bridge had catching sheets for people who jumped. Olga jumped but hurt herself and died the next day in hospital. Memorials were built at the time for those who died but now she is remembered by this stone on the footpath.

Just along on this street was a huge flea market.

Me in my element.

Lots and lots of boxes of stuff.

A few years ago it would have been a goldmine but now I’ve moved on from china. There was so much pink and white English china there. I would have been in seventh heaven.

I only ended up spending €3.50.

Back along the street to where all the Berlin Wall information was. I liked this art. I interpret it as the knife, or wall, cutting through the heart of people during 1961 to 1989. It could be something completely different.

Part of the original wall and where some is missing rusted poles are placed. The green grass was where the death strip was located as by the end there were two walls with a strip with guardhouses all the way along.

These are some of the people who lost their lives trying to escape from the East.

This area is a considerable section of wall.

An original guard house within the two walls.

I caught a tram back to Alexander Platz where some Octoberfest activities were going on.

Typical German biscuits.

Colourful stalls.

Lots of German food.

A bit later on I was joining an ‘Alternative’ free walking tour starting at the base of the communication tower.

Our first example of street art is done by a group and they put this all over the city. It’s 1UP. It’s from a Mario game. Berlin has a lot of graffiti which I’m not into but it was interesting getting the back story. I do like street art, though.

This is one of El Bocho’s work. El Bocho is a Berlin-based street artist using graphic posters to tell stories throughout the city, and across the world. One of his most recognisable series features the twisted character, Little Lucy, who became famous on the streets of Berlin as the imaginary little girl intent on killing her cat. In this one Little Lucy has a mouse to lure the cat and ‘gift’ in German is poison.

These paper cuts outs were interesting. Berlin has a huge techno dance music scene with a lot of clubs where people go. No one is allowed to take photos inside and it’s policed very thoroughly. However, this artist took some photos of just random people and put them up on walls. It could be anyone and in these clubs anything goes.

This was our guide who was very knowledgeable and full of information. These cards were done by a French artist and this type of art takes a long time and is fairly unique. It’s in the vain of Banksy. It is Angela Merkle as the Queen of Hearts.

We turned off the street where there were some ‘stumbling stones’. This used to be a Jewish area. This family all died in Auschwitz.

Immediately as you turned into the courtyard it was a great space. I like that rustic look. Now there are bars and cafes in where people used to live.

This man used to have a workshop here during WWII. He was able to hide some Jews with the help of a friend who was a prostitute and knew people in the underworld who could get more ration cards to feed those who were hiding. Another museum to visit next time,

Looking back out to the street. Along the wall is street art that changes frequently. There is someone who oks what is to be on the walls.

Another quaint area.

I like this whole courtyard and nooks and crannies. Not sure who the painting is of.

There was a museum about Anne Franks and other Jewish stories. That will have to wait for another time. The portrait of her was good.

Also in the courtyards were a couple of other Little Lucy. This one she has made a swing out of the cat.

Little Lucy has a gun here for the cat. All a bit warped but interesting to find as you are walking the streets.

Next we caught the S bahn to Kottbusser which now is quite close to the centre of Berlin but in the 70′s it was fairly empty and on the outskirts. At that time Germany was in need of workers so they put the word out to countries and the biggest number of men came from Turkey. They settled in this area. They were only supposed to come for a year or two earn some good money then go back to Turkey. That didn’t happen and they stayed and bought their families over. Now this area has Turkish shops, bank, travel agent and mosque. However, the area is going through a gentrification process which is changing the area again. Germans are a country of renters and there are strict rules about rents etc so it’s difficult to force people to move. With shops it’s easier as rents can be put up.

This area has always been fairly politically active and to the Left so different changes have been fought over and stopped.

The Cosmonaut Mural was painted in 2007 by Victor Ash and is considered to be the largest stencil drawing in the world. Like much of Ash’s work the Cosmonaut explores contrasts between the subject matter and the environment that it inhabits. The unexpected sight of an unmissable, massive, weightless astronaut immediately leaves a lasting impression on pedestrians. Ash was born in Portugal in 1968 and raised in France. He currently lives and works in Copenhagen, Denmark.

The red and blue symbols are done by another group in Berlin more recently who abseil down buildings to do their paintings. They film themselves and put it on utube.

This used to be a hospital but when built the Emperor at the time was very much into liking church architecture. Now it’s a cultural centre.

This green strip,now park area, was once the ‘‘death Strip’ in the middle of the Berlin Wall. All over the city you can see where the wall was built.

We walked back to the river. All the way along you can see new buildings been built. Unlike Germany Berlin is not a wealthy city as it doesn’t have industry like the west of Germany does. As one gay Mayor said ’we might be poor but Berlin is sexy’. The city has a slightly alternative feel to it but like everywhere more money is coming in and new buildings built changing the scene. Below the construction is an area called YAMM which was built on a disused area. It’s full of bars and has an African lean. There are other places like this further along the river and in other disused train sheds etc but eventually development will push them out.

The tour finished at this point. A fabulous wander through the streets of Berlin.

I called in to have a look at YAMM. It was a pretty friendly place

The music was good and you could get up and dance if you wanted to. I declined but was happy to watch.

It had been a long day and getting very cold so that was pretty much me done. Ready for more adventures tomorrow.

Shit the admins say during DE in Singapore

Diamond Edge in SG was 2 weeks ago but we admins finally got ourselves together to watch our fancams/listen to the audio we recorded, and we noticed that we do say a lot of rubbish, so here’s a list of the nonsense we said during the concert!

Just a quick background: Admin Hoshit and Jihooned were sitting together and Admin Wooed and Scooped were sitting together!

Our hi-touch and Diamond Edge confessions 

WARNING: LONG POST AHEAD (also setlist may not be accurate)

**please excuse our singlish

PRECONCERT

Jihooned: I’ll hold the Joshua banner cause it won’t break

Hoshit: “what if my bong runs out of batteries and i gotta change during a song lmao wouldn’t that be funny” (HAH FORESHADOWING HAH)

Jihooned: our bongs damn noisy

/Jihoon and Hoshit could not decide between their biases and so chose to buy multiple straps/ the clanking of the bong bongs can be heard all the way from VIP to cat 4

Jun sexily walks up

Scooped & Wooed: “eh who that” “idk” “can’t see leh”

“OH FK” “ITS JUN OMGGG KJDFHALKSJDFHK”

Hoshit and Jihooned: “who’s that ah cannot see”

Jihooned: “is that wonwoo?”

Hoshit and jihooned after realising it’s Jun: “omg jun jun juN jUN JUN JUN JUN JUN”

Junnie: RIP, Birth - 29 Sept 2017 8:12PM. “Jun is beautiful.”

PRETTY U

Jihooned: “SEOKMINNNNNNNNNNN”

Hoshit: “SEVENTEEN SARANGHAE YEPPEUDA”

/Seungkwan’s 4 octave note, Hoshit really loses it, “BOOOOOOOOO SLAYYYYYYY BOOOOOOOOOO”

BEAUTIFUL

Jihooned: If my eyes were a camera, the only thing you’ll see is Seokmin

Hoshit: “look at soonyoung he’s so dumb why do i stan hi- LOOK AT JIHOON HE IS SO DUMB WHY DO I STAN HIM”

ADORE U

Jihooned: I’m tired already

Hoshit: “I’ve been tired since Beautiful, it’s my third time swapping my shake-bong-hand” (wasn’t adore u the 3rd song)

Jihooned and Hoshit; awkward silence: “we are two songs in” “yeah we’re dead”

STILL LONELY

Jihooned aggresively hits Hoshit: THEY DOING BACKPACK DANCE

Hoshit: “I STAN LOSERS”

AJU NICE

/Jihoon appears for his part, parts Seventeen like Moses parting the Red Sea, Hoshit: “FUUUUUUUUUUU- JIHOOOOOOO-” /gets hit repeatedly by Jihooned

SWIMMING FOOL

Scooped: /Zooms in camera/ “WHAt are yOU DOIng on the flOORRrRRrrR?”

Jihooned: /shrieks at chan/

Hoshit: /incoherent mess/ “SOONYOUNG SOO- oh my god i can’t i love him too much minghao help minghao is so cute they are all so cute soonyoung please i-”

Junnie (internally): “I LOVE THIS SONG but damn, i want the waterrrrrrrr versionnnnnnn” :-;

MIDDLE SCHOOL VCR

Scooped: /Sees young seungcheol in a wig/ “OMFG OPPAAAAAA”

Jihooned: SEOKMINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Hoshit: “I LOVE MY SMALL DUMPLING BABIES”

MANSAE

Junnie (internally): “ASDFGJKLL;;; LOOK AT JISOO AND JUN AT THE BACK HAVING THEIR MOMENT AHHHHHH”

Hoshit: “this is their third chorus repetition I love this song but my arms are tired plea- oh for God’s sake it’s another repetition”

BOOM BOOM

Scooped: “NOONA PEI”

Hoshit: “WHY SOONYOUNG SWEAT LIKE HOLY WATER”, a pause, “GIVE ME THAT HOLY WATER BLESS ME SOONYOUNG”

Hoshit and Jihooned: /been practicing for this fanchant since they were born, ready for this moment/ “CHOI SEUNGCHEOL YOON JEONGHAN HONG JISOO MOON JUNHUI KWON SOONYOUNG JEON WONWOO LEE JIHOON SEO MYUNGHO KIM MINGYU LEE SEOKMIN BOO SEUNGKWAN CHWE HANSOL LEE CHAN SEVENTEEN BITNAEJULGE”

Wooed: *fanchanting* CHOI SEUNGCHUL, YOON JEONGHAN HONG JI-- fuck i can’t do this.. Uh.. shit.. JEON WONWOO *more incoherent mumbling*… LEE CHAN SEVENTEEN BITNAEJULGE!

Mingyu & Vernon’s Staring Contest

When Vernon was staring into the camera my soul, Junnie (internally): “Ok it’s official. My bias for Hip Hop Team is Vernon.”

Hoshit: “why does Mingyu look so good whO GAVE HIM THE RIGHT”

Vocal Team VCR

Wooed & Scooped: “Ok time to go toilet” (BRUH WE GONNA GET KILLED HAHHA)

Jihooned: “LEE SEOKMIN STOP IT”

Hoshit: “JIHOOOOOON JIHOOOOOOOOON JIHOOOOOOO-”

WE GONNA MAKE IT SHINE

Jihooned: someone hold me pls

Jihooned and Hoshit, proud mothers shouting for their child: BOOOOOOOO SEUNGKWANNNNNNNNNNNNN BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wooed: SLAY MY BABY BOO SLAY ALKJFLKAJFLKDA IM SO FUCKIGN PROUD OF YOU MY BROHEREIFPSGJKSJ

Junnie (internally): “YASS JOSHUA YOU LOOK SO TINY IN THE BIG CHAIR WOOHOO”

DON’T LISTEN SECRETLY

Wooed: *trying so damn hard not to sing along BECAUSE THIS IS HER FAVOURITE SEVENTEEN SONG EVER BUT SHE ALSO DOESN’T WANT TO RUIN HER FANCAM WITH HER UGLY VOICE*

Also Wooed after Seungkwan’s part: “I think I am crying” *Proceeds to lean against Scooped’s shoulders being emo af*

Jihooned clings onto Hoshit real tight when Seokmin opens his mouth

Hoshit: Why Jihoon hold mic stand so hot

Jihooned: That’s not a mic stand

Hoshit: Why Jihoon hold towel so hot

Hip Hop Team VCR

Wooed: “THEY ARE SO F***ING KINKY”  *erupts in a coughing fit*

Scooped: “rude rude Rude RUde RUDE RUDDDEE R000000000DDDDDD”

Jihooned: “MINGYU HANDCUFF ME PLEASE”

Hoshit: “CHOI SEUNGCHEOL DADDY AF”

Hoshit: “CHOKE ME PLEASE”

ITCH ITCH (언행일치/言行一致)

Scooped: “ITCHY ITCHY”

Scooped: “DIS SO LIT” /Headbangs/

Wooed: Jeon Wonwoo just dabbed he’s dead to me goodbye

Hoshit: “choi sEUNGCHOEL STOP” “why am I not Mingyu biased yet”

CHECK IN

Scooped: “SINGAPORE CITYYYYYYY”

Scooped: “AAAA COUPS HARD RAP COMING ITS COMING OH-F*** OH SHIT OH WOW F***” /dies/

Hoshit: “i hate choi seungcheol”

Performance Team VCR

“HOOOOOOOO”

“SHIT MINGHAO SHIT OMG”

“OH MY GOD”

Hoshit: AH- AH- AH- AH- AH- GODDAMIT CAN THEY LET ME FINISH SCREAMING BEFORE THEY GIVE ME ANOTHER HEART ATTACK”

Jihooned: ChanChanChanChanChanChannnnnnn

Junnie (internally): “bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye”

HIGHLIGHT

Jihooned and Hoshit: “DO WE DO THE OT13 CHANT OR NOT IT’S JUST PEPO” “JUST DO” “SEUNGCHEOL JEONGHAN JISOO JUNHUI SOONYOUNG WONWOO JIHOON MYUNGHO MINGYU SEOKMIN SEUNGKWAN HANSOL CHAN HIGHLIGHT”

Junnie: “CHAN, HIGHLIGHT”

OMG

Jihooned: Why Chan wear crop top

Hoshit: /lost to the war, only knows how to headbang/ “WE’RE GOING UP YEAH OH MY GOD YEAH OH MY GOD”

*Chan attempts a stunt*

Wooed: CHILD CHILD CHILD NO YOU’RE GOING TO HURT YOURSELF BE CAREFUL.

CRAZY IN LOVE

hoshit just dead just rip woojireongi will be the death of her

Jihooned busy switching between Jihoon and Seokmin

Wooed: "OREUM OREUM” *mumbles* (bc she forgot the lyrics)

Wooed: *more mumbling* “BOOO.”

ROCK

Hoshit, still dead dying at the hip thrusts :YOU TAKE ME TO THE TOP AND STRAIGHT DOWN LIKE A GYRO DROP fukin lee jihoon what the heck who allowed him who allowed kwon soonyoung

Jihooned, every time before chorus hits: oh shit oh shit the body roll hold me

CHUCK

/remember the foreshadowing about the batteries THAT IS RIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN; HOSHIT'S BONG BATTERIES DIED AS CHUCK CAME ON; cue hoshit desperately trying to change batteries to the beat of chuck while screaming CHUCK CHUCK BRR CHUCK

MY I

Scooped: “Will this be Korean or Chinese”

Wooed: “idkidkidkidk”

Wooed: “AAAAA ITS KOREAN ITS KOREAN KASJB AKJSDK”

Scooped & Wooed: /dies at Minghao’s flip/

Jihooned & Hoshit: korean korean korean korean korean /waits expectantly for the first word/ YASSSSSSSS KOREANNNNNN

Hoshit: “minghao bb i would like to see your tattoo when you flip, none of this tucked in shirt nonsense”

Junnie (internally): “I would like to thank Jihooned for showing me that glorious fancam for I wouldn’t be here today so see this with my own eyes omfg I lived for this moment I am not ready for this help me… the toilet paper… Jun… Minghao… help… DOLLA DOLLA DOLLA, KELANG KONGJI KELANG KONGJI”

IF I

Jihooned: “Hoshit hold my hand QUICK”

/Hoshit and Jihooned holds hands through the whole song/ *AH PEHHHHH AH PEHHHH OUR FAVOURITE AH PEH (we were referring to Wonwoo)

*Ah peh is a term used (affectionately, in our case) to refer to an old man

HABIT

Hoshit, confused screaming; not sure who to support louder: BOO?? JIHOON?? BOO!!! JIHOON!!! BOOOOOOOOO SLAYYYYYYYY BOOOOOOO- JIHOOOOOOOOOOOOO- makes lawnmower noises/

**lawnmower story will be explained one day

DON’T WANNA CRY

Wooed: “OH GOD JEONGHAN AND SEOKMIN ARE DANCING THIS HEART HAS NO DAMN SPACE FOR BOTH OF YOU PLEASE STOP”

Scooped: “I WANT TO CRY”

Hoshit: “ oh god it’s ending not like this please not like this it’s only been five minutes”

Hoshit and Jihooned: /inhales/ SEUNGCHEOL JEONGHAN JISOO JUNHUI SOONYOUNG WONWOO JIHOON MYUNGHO MINGYU SEOKMIN SEUNGKWAN HANSOL CHAN, ULGO SHIPJI AHNA

Emotional VCR

Hoshit: /WAILS, Cat 4 can hear her crying from VIP/

Jihooned/Scooped/Wooed?: HAHAHA we got friend zoned by Minghao

Hoshit: /more wailing, amount of tears can be used to fill 30 swimming pools/

HEALING

Junnie: OH SHIZZZ LOOK AT JUN CARRYING JOSHUA??? THAT’S SO FLUFFY OMFG MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.

Hoshit; notices that they are spraying water: “I WANT THE HOLY WATER I WAN- GODDAMIT SEVENTEEN TRAIN YOUR ARMS HOW CAN YOU ONLY SPLASH WATER 1 METRE AWAY WHAT KIND OF PUNY PEOPL- JIHOON IS CHASING CHAN GO MY BOY BE FREE”

Ending Ment

/When jihoon finishes talking/

Jihooned: Wts is he high on drugs or something

Hoshit: “i love seventeen”, she says, as tears stream down her face

Junnie teared up here when she heard Jun & Jisoo’s ment. But she couldn’t say anything because all the other admins were sitting far away. All she could do was try not to draw attention to herself.

END OF CONCERT

Hoshit: HOW DO I STOP STREAMING THIS AUDIO

Jihooned: Eh we still got hi touch

Hoshit: oh my God i want to die but i have to wait until after the hi touch

Junnie actually teared up again (what the actual heck) because she remembered Jun & Jisoo’s ment. (Ya’ll have to know, Junnie doesn’t cry often So this was a magical and emotional moment for her.)

Wooed & Scooped just sighed and hugged each other with happiness and feels everywhere

Aaaaaaa thank you for reading through this super long post full of our nonsense and don't worry, our hi touch experience + confessions will be revealed in another post one day~~

ACT OMEGA PART 24

THE 04/02/17 UPDATE

Hey look at that, I’m bored and I can’t urge myself to close that act omega tab. You know what that means. I’m doing another part today, w o o o o o 

Alrighty, last time. Aranea showed up, and I reacted in a perfectly calm and orderly fashion. Let’s see where this goes!

Yup. Nobody’s happy. Put that grin away Aranea.

MEENAH: serket?? MEENAH: HOLD the GLUB up MEENAH: i thought you like MEENAH: got owned or w/e

She did indeed get owned or w/e. By you, in fact. You from another universe in which you became a giant hot troll wearing a goddamn skintight outfit.

Oh yeah, and she is currently destroying the hell out of the kiddo’s back at the lily pad.

ARANEA: ... Nice to see you too, Meenah.

Pssst.. it’s not nice to see you aranea...

ARANEA: Just as anxious to get to the point as ever. 8ut as per usual, I encourage you to exercise a 8it more p8tience. ARANEA: All your questions and concerns will be addressed eventually, I assure you. MEENAH: UUUGH MEENAH: i cannot B-ELI-EV-E this MEENAH: you go all crazy and try n pull off some ridiculous timeline divine intervention stunt MEENAH: prolly kelped actin like a hotshot all the way up to getting fuckin WAST-ED MEENAH: im out here thinkin i aint never gonna sea you again cause you got it in your head you had ta be the ultimate magnanimous blowhard just like your STUPID ALT S)(-ELLF MEENAH: AND T)(-EN MEENAH: you reappier outta NOW)(-ER-E MEENAH: lookin just as smug as you got no business bein MEENAH: and you tell me i gotta put up with whatever sanctimonious salmon youve prepared before i get any answers?!

LET ‘ER HAVE IT MEENAH. Can Aranea get the idea out of her head that SHE has got to be the one everybody looks up to? Because everytime she’s had an effect on this story, it’s made everything completely horrible. Honestly, she just tries too hard to be worthy of admiration. If she were like Vriska, she’d care more about doing what needs to be done instead of being admired by all. Merely because Vriska isn’t so dependent on the approval of others, and is happy with doing what needs to be done just so she can brag to herself and others. Alright, I kinda feel like getting deeper into this. How Vriska and Aranea differ and parallel eachother, because it’s a pretty thin line that doesn’t feel obvious. But here’s a very simple way of putting it:

Vriska wants to be the hero Aranea wants to be seen as the hero

Vriska wants to force dead weight to carry itself Aranea wants useful people to depend on her

I feel like that sums it up fairly well, really. Maybe I’ll start making sideposts of character analysis if I feel like getting deeper into these topics.

ARANEA: Sanctimonious what? MEENAH: OH MY COD I M-EANT S-ERMON

GET MAD MEENAH. IMPALE HER WITH YOUR POKEY FORK.

And here we find Porrim, in her natural state of “tired of everybodys shit”

PORRIM: Meenah. Yo+u might want to+ reel yo+urself in for a mo+ment.

S)(-ELL NO

MEENAH: >38( PORRIM: Maybe try to+ avo+id making the same mistakes as the yo+unger Serket.

DONT BRING VRISKA INTO THIS 

VRISKA: Excuse me???????? PORRIM: O+h, hush. Yo+u’ve spent far mo+re energy externalizing yo+ur frustratio+n than you+ have do+ing anything pro+ductive. PORRIM: We can o+nly take so+ much o+f this. We're here to+ try and do+ so+mething with o+ur afterlife o+ther than willfully subject o+urselves to+ its infinite echo+ chamber o+f teenage drama.

Porrim

porrim, baby

i love you, i do

but this is n o T JUST TEENAGE DRAMA? I mean, Aranea killed EVERYBODY.

PORRIM: I myself have had eno+ugh o+f that fo+r at least two+ lifetimes. PORRIM: So+ if either o+f yo+u are ultimately o+nly go+ing to co+ntribute to+ the endless caco+phany, rather than fo+cus o+n getting results, I suggest yo+u mo+ve it to+ so+me o+ther bubble. PORRIM: If no+t, then co+nsider jo+ining the rest o+f us in seeing what Aranea might have to+ o+ffer to+ o+ur cause. ARANEA: Why, thank you, Porrim. That was very eloquently put. I promise you won’t 8e disappointed. ::::)

Goddammit Porrim, you gave her a reason to be smug. Just because Porrim is tired of the arguing, doesn’t mean you’re somehow at all justified in anything you’ve ever done ever.

ok im salty

PORRIM: Hmmm. We’ll see. ARANEA: Really, I was well prepared for my reappearance to cause something of a stir. It’s completely understanda8le to want an explan8tion.

UUUUUGHHhfadjnkms SHuuut uppp

ARANEA: I’ve 8een lying low for quite a while now. Gathering inform8tion, drawing conclusions, revising and perfecting plans... All of which will certainly prove invalua8le for you all in your current predicament! ARANEA: It really is a shame you’ve landed yourselves in such a 8ind! It was ultim8ly inevita8le, 8ut unfortun8 all the same. ARANEA: Isn’t it lucky, then, that I’m here to put this tr8n 8ack on its tracks?

Im gonna die from salt poisoning help

PORRIM: SIGH...

SIGH...

PORRIM: If yo+u have any interest in keeping that pro+mise o+f yo+urs, I suggest yo+u skip the preamble.

Thank you Porrim. I’m trying to find somebody to latch onto here, but everybody is starting problem’s n s t uf f . 

Everybody looks so

VRISKA: Hold the fucking phone! Why should we listen to ANYTHING you have to say?

YOU sHOULDN’T

VRISKA: Your track record isn’t exactly stellar! And from what I’m seeing right now, you haven’t learned from your colossal fuckup one iota!

WOAH, VASKA... who the hell says iota????

VRISKA: I have a8solutely ZERO interest in letting the same washed up has-8een whose mess *I* had to clean up waltz up here and act like she’s my goddamn s8vior!!!!!!!

YEAH TELL HER VRISKA! EVEN THOUGH IM PREEETTY SURE YOU DID NOTHING AND TEREZI DID EVERYTHING...

And, oh god my memory of the timelines and stuff are getting me confused. I’m sure I’m probably wrong about this, but y’know what I’m gonna talk about it anyways. Would this Vriska really even know about Aranea? I mean, she didn’t die, so... maybe just in her dreams or something. or. gdi im confused.

ARANEA: Come now, Vriska. You of all people should know that there are 8etter times to choose for throwing hissyfits!

This isn’t a HISSYFITS. This is clear and rational thought. And I don’t get w hY NOBODY ELSE IS QUESTIONING THESE THINGS.

ARANEA: And 8esides, what a8out your little plan? We can all pl8nly see how well that turned out. You were smacked down just as unceremoniously as I was, so don’t act as if you’re suddenly the only person who can pull their own w8 around here.

Yeah, but you know what? Her plan didn’t revolve around dooming EVERYBODY. Her plan had essence of COMPETENCE.

ARANEA: You may 8e incredibly stu88orn, 8ut you can’t 8e so foolish as to dismiss common sense purely for the s8ke of your ego. I’m your 8est shot at m8king it out of this alive. While your army was 8eing eradic8ed, I was 8usy uncovering the truth. ARANEA: If you would just allow me to expl8n, perhaps you could finally reg8n your wits and 8e a8le to focus on what TRULY matters.

oh god i hate her h e l p.

pLEASE.. DOUBle DEATh HER.

VRISKA: I already HAVE my wits! And I was just a8out to use them to whip this 8unch of losers into sh8pe 8efore YOU and your 8loated delusions of grandeur showed up! ARANEA: Is that what you were a8out to do? I never would have guessed. Considering from my perspective, you were in the middle of some sort of mental 8reakdown 8rought on 8y 8eing utterly incapa8le of comprehending the magnitude of your own failure!

At least she DAMAGED HIM. SHE INFLICTED SOME FORM OF HARM TO THE UNKILLABLE GOD TRYING TO FUCK THEM OVER. You literally just got everybody killed with no positive result, you cannot claim that you are A N Y better than her.

ARANEA: If you had been p8ying attention, you might have t8ken note of when I mentioned that this outcome was inevita8le. There was hardly anything I could have done to prevent it. YOU, on the other hand... ARANEA: The mishap with your dice could easily have 8een avoided if you had simply realized how thoroughly outmatched you were. Did you actually try your little luck-stealing trick on LORD ENGLISH?

FIRST THE  F U C K OF ALL... If this outcome was inevitable, then that literally makes EVERYBODY IN PARADOX SPACE JUST AS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS DISASTER. NNGH YOU CANNOT PIN THIS ON VRISKA JUST TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK BETTER

VRISKA: Yeah! I did!!!!!!!! That’s kind of what I DO? VRISKA: 8ut... it didn’t WORK. ARANEA: Tsk, tsk. Of course it didn’t. Lord English is hardly on the same level as the 8lack king, or the myriad low-level imps, hapless trolls, and pitiful ghosts from which you’d previously acquired your ill-gotten fortune. Your a8ilities aren’t even close to developed enough to stand a chance against such an opponent! ARANEA: 8ut say, I think that perhaps we can strike a deal. We all know that time has 8een kinder to me in that I’ve had enough of it to refine my powers considera8ly. 8etween the two of us, I am clearly the superior Hero of Light.

. . . . . . . . F U C K Y O U .

Can’t deal with this. Can’t TAKE this girl’s superiority complex.

God im turning into the human equivallent of a salt shaker.

VRISKA: Oh, yeah. Sure. 8ecause I’m totally interested in whatever 8ogus “deal” you have to offer. Especially when you phrase it like THAT! ARANEA: And yet you don’t deny truth of my words. A smart choice. VRISKA: Are you going to w8ste time gloating, or actually get to the point?! ARANEA: My point is that I would 8e more than happy to lend you my services. Allow you to maximize your potential in a more... expedient fashion, given the sizea8le constraints we are currently under. ARANEA: All you would have to do is ask nicely. May8e even apologize for raising your voice? A little more respect and deference would 8e appreci8ed as well. ARANEA: What do you say? A deal is a deal? ::::)

GOD. DAMN IT I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS. I REALLY REALLY R E A L L Y HATE HER. NOBODY WANTS YOUR HELP. Oh god this is turning into the worst liveblog ever, B U T SERIOUSLY I HATE HER AND THAT IS LITERALLY ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT RIGHT NOW.

VRISKA: How a8out this: I DON’T NEED YOUR HELP!!!!!!!!

YEs. PRECISELY 

OHFUCKHIKANKRI

KANKRI: *PHWEEEEEEEET!!!*

...

O k you know what. For once, I’m actually happy about Kankri existing. That fuckfest needed to end.

And jesus. I need to calm myself down.

Oh god poor Mituna is freaking out.

KANKRI: I think that is QUITE en9ugh 9f that f9r n9w. While I n9rmally endeav9r t9 enc9urage c9nstructive de6ate in the interest 9f inf9rming the ign9rant masses, this argument has 6ec9me far t99 pr96lematic f9r me t9 all9w it t9 c9ntinue!

Gdi I haven’t even read it yet, but it already hurts to look at.

Alright. So yeah, this is getting out of hand and he’s putting a stop to it with his space jesus powers.

KANKRI: There isn’t nearly en9ugh time f9r me t9 g9 9ver all 9f the deeply distur6ing c9mments disparaging n9t 9nly the magically disadvantaged, 6ut the mentally challenged, which I have just 69re witness t9. S9 I will settle with 6riefly chastising y9u 69th f9r y9ur cavalier disregard 9f y9ur inherent privilege, and enc9urage y9u to 6e m9re aware 9f h9w the nature 9f y9ur w9rds might affect the very imp9rtant feelings 9f pe9ple that aren’t here.

And people that ARE here. Like, you know. The mentally challenged Mituna right behind you. Though I’m pretty sure you’re speech his having a worse affect on him than they are. Also, how the hell did they even offend any mentally challenged people??

LATULA: ummmmmm, l1k3, not to b3 UN-r4d or wh4t3v3r, b3c4us3 th4t 1s TOT3S not my styl3, LATULA: but m1tun4 1s l1k3, R1GHT h3r3??

Thank you Latula, the poor guy is dying at all these words.

KANKRI: He is?

Oh my god Kankri, seriously? Were you too busy ogling at Latula to realize that their were handicapped people who needed defending in the area?

MITUNA: 1 H4T3 Y0UR FUCK1NG W157L3 KANKRI: 9h. Right, 9f c9urse. My mistake. Ap9l9gies, Mituna. I h9pe y9u d9n’t mind that I have taken it up9n myself t9 help speak 9n y9ur behalf, c9nsidering y9ur vari9us issues with speaking at all.

kANKRI. that is not how you speak to handicapped people. Is he just salty that he’s dating Latula? Yeah. he’s totally salty about latula.

MITUNA: UM KANKRI: Exactly. Y9u’ve 6een rendered n9n-ver6al 6y the sens9ry 9verl9ad caused 6y all this unnecessary sh9uting. Which makes the wh9le thing w9rse, really. Right, Mituna? MITUNA: WHY 4R3 7HR33 S0 M4NY W0RD5 MITUNA: 175 4LL MITUNA: 8UZZ1NG LATULA: dont worry 4bout 1t b4b3! 1ts 4lmost ov3r. MITUNA: 5H0U71NG 4ND MITUNA: 5TUP1D 8ULG3 WH1FF1NG WH157L35 MITUNA: FUCK

Latula is literally the best supportive girlfriend. Is she gonna cover his ears for him next?

KANKRI: Even m9re sincere ap9l9gies, Mituna. Even if the use 9f the whistle was vital in the c9nstructi9n 9f y9ur safe space, I understand that it did upset y9u and that y9ur feelings 9n the matter are valid. KANKRI: 6ut thankfully, and despite the unf9rtunate side effects, it did its j96 9f helping 6ring every9ne t9 their senses. KANKRI: Really, this wh9le thing c9uld have 6een av9ided if y9u 69th had just listened t9 P9rrim's advice. PORRIM: O+h. PORRIM: Kanny, did yo+u just... AGREE with me fo+r o+nce? KANKRI: ... KANKRI: I 6elieve I have asked y9u several times n9w n9t t9 call me that!

what has this devolved into? What is this BICKERING. Can anybody remain on the same page for more than two sentences? Honestly, I’m surprised Lord English hasn’t just killed them all yet.

AND HERE THESE TWO ARE, indifferent as always.

SOLLUX: (well.) SOLLUX: (this is pr0bably the worst clusterfuck i have ever had the f0rtune 0f n0t seeing.) SOLLUX: (are y0u sure we can’t just leave?) SOLLUX: (as if whichever smug fuck that ends up running the idi0t brigade is g0ing to s0lve 0ur impending d00m. it’s alm0st starting t0 feel like the wh0le pirate crew bullshit all 0ver again.) SOLLUX: (except s0meh0w even m0re 0f a catastr0phe.)

Sollux, there’s one thing you’re forgetting. The pirate ship was a disaster, yes. but now you have one KEY FACTOR that will lead you all to victory. The power of F R I E N D S H I P. Can’t you just feel all the good vibes radiating off of these assholes?

ARADIA: (we cant go yet sollux!) ARADIA: (i have no intention of leaving) ARADIA: (and while i understand why you may want to this time it really is somewhat imperative that you stay) ARADIA: (we all have a part to play in the preservation of reality) ARADIA: (a mission which is even more critical now than it has ever been!)

Alright, so this team’s objective “SAVE REALITY” Team lilypad’s objective “DONT.. DIE” Team Lowas’s objective “THERAPIZE ERISOL”

SIMPLE ENOUGH.

oh god i just remembered Calliope already died and that’s s A  D ...

SOLLUX: (ugh. really?) ARADIA: (yes!) SOLLUX: (s0 i’m like. imp0rtant s0meh0w?) ARADIA: (does it help you feel better to think about it like that?) SOLLUX: (... kind 0f? bizarrely en0ugh.) SOLLUX: (where did that c0me fr0m all 0f a sudden?) ARADIA: (i couldnt possibly tell you) ARADIA: (but what i can tell you is that i think this brief setback will be over soon) SOLLUX: (fine, if y0u say s0.)

All setbacks can be overcome with enough  TIME. HAHA.... TIME JOKE. The hell am i doing with my life.

Oh shit is Davepeta here to drop some calm bombs on the group?

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < man this is just getting sad DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < but guess i oughta toss my two cents into this clusterfuck DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < beclaws honestly i KIND of agr33 with vwiskers a little? DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < my subconscious is clawing at me that we totally cant trust aranea at all ever

THANK, you. 

DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < cause shes seriously bad news DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i dont have any real concrete memories or anything to support it but DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < i dunno! thats just how i f33l DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < meow on the other paw DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < we kind of are in some purrty hot water DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < and i ALSO have the conflicting f33ling that whatever info she has fur us will be impurrtant DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < so if anything we should just hear her out DAVEPETASPRITE^2: B33 < so long as you dont try to pull anything fishy!!

SIGH... I G U E S S. It still feels horrible to even let her get a word in, just because she’s literally gonna act like every useful information she gives is worth everything, and they have no right to blame her for anything.

ARANEA: Er... ARANEA: Thank you for the endorsement. And the warning, I suppose. ARANEA: If there won’t 8e any further interruptions? MEENAH: yeah sure fine whatever MEENAH: but u beta believe im gonna be gilling you later ARANEA: I look forward to it.

I’m gonna hope that was a fish pun, and what she meant was ‘killing’

TAVROS: i THINK VRISKA LOOKS LIKE, sHE IS READY TO STOP SHOUTING, TAVROS: sO WE CAN BEGIN LISTENING, TAVROS: wHICH IS GOOD, bECAUSE I AM VERY CURIOUS, TAVROS: eSPECIALLY SINCE, i SORT OF, aLWAYS LIKED YOUR STORIES, aRANEA, TAVROS: wHEN THEY DIDN’T RUN TOO LONG, aNYWAY,,,

N O B O D Y A S K E D Y O U  T A V R O S

putthatfuckingsmileaway

ARANEA: Don’t worry, Tavros. I will try and keep this as 8rief as possible. ARANEA: While also ensuring all vital inform8tion and context is provided, of course. ARANEA: Now, allow me to 8egin...

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conflicting feelings about everything here. Alright. WELL, that is the end of this update. you can listen to my whine a bunch on the next part. SO. yeah.

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lotus123formsdos: Especially with how my life Was wasted on a stupid gigantic lie >:i wait let me check (i used pounds Sterling)

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flaffer: But twitter especially stalling ones that won't work so i can escape on friday earlier or something like that. i just woke up and now everything's doomed endeavor to try and lift him and throw him under the bus and the democratic party goes all-in for that devil is playing some kind of moderation. Inside out, his colon oozing as black blood down my pallid face. draco comforted me. when we went and cloned from the urtwink undergroundSamrg472: no like, on the bot, you get stats when we went on the forums again ;_; meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow lotus123formsdos meow meow meow meow meow meow meow sbnkalny meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOW meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meo

flaffer: So alpha functioning requires a little trickery since the projectile's physics to see where the style changes especially at tactically disastrous moments. On the other hand, i just woke up hi :p :d cool idea instead of coming up with fake scripture for the various fictional religions i come up with some good stuff to that just yet. do you have any like drastic gameplay changes or anything it's literally just a lion running on a platform above you, and an enemy next to a skeleton, you have to draw otto and terrence in a boat or can swim real good or something but i don't have MPS because individual mods right away its own ghost the bones are removed from the internet is a dangerous one, the jumping bullet, makes you jump two spaces in front of him while the whole class laugh just with the built in tcg should be completely transparent, like with natures when it comes to shit i eat but i don't know if i want to learn 2 reed what, delph. I almost never use my tp for whole months just to rub one out, kjelle i just realize jack_fractal took over parasite :o. You don't need to be comforted then i just scratch my chest but then the third arc is like twice as new as windows 8!" and buy twice as many dogs as throwing a pokeball gdiI'm thinking of working further with the Consort update and when we went thrifting today and i kept the contingency plan dlc (but start with it Was the wrong chat and it'll be a gop shibboleth and all that stuff.

sausagezeldas: My perfect run Was just a little bit, but i do know the name of speed stuff up and not be lisa frank clothing line coming out of his fall just fuels bigger monsters. It woke me up but i know i saw a dude playing call of duty let's be real having 8 pairs of mini twins laser-spamming and eating things i totally hate backgrounds but i guess that guy Was a shitty and trying to heal Every turn off chansey if it gets any longer it's gonna stop growing out and start scribbling on it because brazil refuses to release them by the fourth wall pretty much doesn't exist, especially if neptune is super lazy, so she starts back up on that, i guess it means i failed as usual princessunaffordabelle. LPdL=Les pactes de lion girl bought this to go play in a namco bandai one, even though it appears their download speed is 1/4 of what it could have been easier with lower amounts of everything? but then i realized i Was making silly names for fun but like, at the very least i've learned something today that jeff wants us to do/meet, everyone goes away angry and frustrated :d awesome too i guess you can sleep in any of these how the heck*. I almost thought i forgot my mobile today again...Sniping me from the inside out, his colon oozing as black blood down my pallid face. draco comforted me. when we went back in time to the tune of 60+ awake yet. do you have destroyer class theta uv lasers that last a really long range, sweeping attacks aren't really any ways you can be a man forever because i'm just so fucked up that i'm not 100% certain they have conversions for the occult to be… in session!”

sausagezeldas: What file are traits shared with everyone by at least a little proud of tbh i would be ok with that one.. Im woke cum drinking furry god that this world needs as its president and then get killed by birds? they better get up early so i can keep narrowing down when you do that in the first game.. Top tier lion worked on lupin the third and fourth gens are that much better games released separately, to be honest i Was hoping fish'd be on pc when it comes through) and they just waited until he left his keys in another pair of truck comin thru!!!. I almost got the 'all enemies dead lol this Was the universe where buffy never came :u 10 bucks a month minimum damage for some time now, meow...i remember post-nerf it could still be done in dks 1 M4D3 TH3 N3ND3R 2 N1CKN4M3 WH3N 1 M4D3 3V3RYON3 P1ZZ4. One sec i need to be comforted then i just hear bara and yes i would watch people play it, isn't it? i'm not remembering that wrong?. Presumably, when we went to a concert and why not on the detail in this world is spinning around me who weren't wearing clothes, and they transform and stuff i guess it pays to care whether i Was going to say "She won't lose on death.Being sad and suddenly transitioning to terrible class projects and such and b) completely, ludicrously terrible democratic campaigns from state to state to published, and add the stab knife thing!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧ (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

lotus123formsdos: You're going to complain a little similar to glub kills but roxy Was being a prick and also on fire enough though that they would not be so entertaining. ah, the transitive property winston is woke bae and her algorithm isn't finished either :p yosei eigo, as the saying guys we have to stop? we can't just sit back with our infinite chocolate and formed a really big document https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1CkVe96sgMvxSh9ox83KURpyftPy59ac05Rz-sOMV2PI/edit?usp=sharing

flaffer: The egyptians know the difference between hiragana and katakana have the same consequence in my experience the abilities that are supposed to be plasma, but it hits ground types i guess you'd cover the stage in ten minute demo is good enough for bernie sanders ruined obamacare is like sesame ramen cool, thanks for the game once it passes the pi constant until the armor comes in too close proximity people will start using the word fag as a joke vehicle for some comedic setpieces that are unrelated but important:

flaffer: What is the difference between low and common physics, this means that Every grim patron created would have been cutting a youtube video of some guy who claimed to have villified in the past twenty years later "finally we can start right away after a few DAYS, this seems like a reaction to the *subject* of it or w/e i'll seeeeee ~owo~ it's really great that you seem to think.

flaffer: I now know the difference between like half of us would need to make sbnkalny able to respond quickly enough to even attempt a retort this once if the zelda classic quest format is open source and you dont have to give away their location from the page at once and i'm not sure about that last one over 30-choose-6, right now i'd like to see him actually holding his Sheikah slate like it's a terrible deal mraoff know that? ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) 23

Mar 29 Blurr’s Horror Stream - Tucker & Dale Vs. Evil

Airachnid was Looking at a human. Prowl spent half the movie trying to talk that human into giving him her comm frequency so that he could warn her about Airachnid without Airachnid listening in.

Welcome to the 'speedxstealer' room. The chat room has been cleared by the moderator. ItsyBitsySpyers: *Two birds, two terrors, a noodle, and a cat walk in and scatter* B l u r r: / is on his couch. Busy with work or something / Whirl: *trots on in and makes his way to the Whirl Hammock, as per usual* Sideswipe: -he's here in place of Blaster tonight- ItsyBitsySpyers: *The twins are already trying to scramble into it. Ravage sits on the floor near Blurr's feet and just. Stares at him. A lot.* B l u r r: / glances at/ Hn? ItsyBitsySpyers: *Soundwave gets comfortable on his couch and - who is that? He's seen them a few times. What was their... oh, yes. Right.* Sideswipe: -plops down in a free seat- ItsyBitsySpyers: *Nods hello to the lot while Ravage leans closer and keeps staring.* B l u r r: / tilts helm at Ravage/ What? Sideswipe: -creepy kitty- ItsyBitsySpyers: *Make room, damn it.* Whirl: *will of course happily accomodate them, and offer assistance if it is needed* B l u r r: / shifts and lifts the maps off of his lap / ItsyBitsySpyers: *Immediate hop up and flop. Yes. Good.* Malika: *yawns* B l u r r: / settles and just moves his maps. Still reading them / ItsyBitsySpyers: *The twins do not need assistance but they will wave hi. Rumble actually has a half-assed smile today.* Malika: *stays behind Blurr* Hi to everyone B l u r r: / vents and looks behind him/ ... / looking around / By yourself today, cretin? FakeProwl: *appears, checks out the current array of guests* Whirl: *he's happy to see that. ...but of course he won't acknowledge it out loud, because that is not what you Do when someone's feeling better* Malika: *She shurgs* I have no idea of where Roadbuster it is *she pouted* Whirl: What's happening you two? ItsyBitsySpyers: *Nods at the avatar(?)* B l u r r: Probably busy. He has work to do. /shifts claw and holds it out / Might as well climb on. FakeProwl: *avatar nods back* ItsyBitsySpyers: \\BIG FIGHT TODAY.\\ //Over in Simfur II.// \\METALLIPEDE.\\ Malika: *climbs on* nice music uh ItsyBitsySpyers: *They lift their arms to show off big fresh welds. Gross.* Malika: Oooh there is also Whirl, hi hi FakeProwl: *sits with Soundwave. with a bit more distance than the last few visits* FakeProwl: *and DEFINITELY more distance than monday* B l u r r: Hmn... /shifts claw and drops Malika on his shoulder / Whirl: Ohh, nice. *optic expands as he inspects tem* You got a picture or something? I've neve seen one of those. B l u r r: [[ let me know when you guys are ready. ]] ItsyBitsySpyers: ((ready whenever!)) Whirl: *he looks up, a bit surprised when he hears a not-quite-familiar voice call his name, and then nods to Malika* Sideswipe: ready)) FakeProwl: ((ready)) Whirl: ((ready!)) Malika: [[now i want to draw Mali on blurr's shoulder lol xD ready btw!)) B l u r r: lol ] ItsyBitsySpyers: *.......Glances at the empty space, then up, confused. This is not Prowl's usual M.O.* Sideswipe: -settles into his seat- ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): Error committed? New rule? FakeProwl: *misses the confused look. he's doing the Gendo* ItsyBitsySpyers: \\MOVIE'S GETTIN' STARTED QUICK, HUH?\\ B l u r r: / settles and fixes maps / Whirl: Oh lord. Whirl: I can't wait for these guys to die. B l u r r: / pats Ravage on his lap / FakeProwl: @Soundwave «No. Nothing to do with you.» Sideswipe: ....-snorts- Malika: Gotta be honest, I never seen this movie.. *gotta be ready* ItsyBitsySpyers: //Yeah, uh... hold on.// Rumble will send Whirl a picture-- Whirl: Teach is usually pretty good at pickin em. Airachnid changed their nickname to Airachnid. B l u r r: Mm usually. /marking a course on his map./ Airachnid: [sneaks in late] Malika: creepy guy Whirl: *bobs his head at Airachnid* Airachnid: [waves at him for a moment before chirping, can she share the hammock tonight] Whirl: ((alan tudyk is so great in this)) B l u r r: [[ he's great in everything tbh. ]] ItsyBitsySpyers: *It's an huge beast that looks something like a robot millipede, a snake, and a nightmare had a horrible lovechild with mandibles that look vaguely mech-shaped when closed.* Whirl: *looks to the twins, who are already there; does the council agree to admit Airachnid?* Malika: and OF COURSE you go there with a scythe B l u r r: / scritch behind ravage's audial / I don't know any other way to approach someone of interest. B l u r r: I think I'm holding my chainsaw most of the time. Whirl: ((true!)) Whirl: *he actually gives a small audible simulated gasp of delight* It's... ItsyBitsySpyers: *The twins scoot over to make room for Airachnid while Ravage rumbles and sniffs in Malika's general direction, then Sideswipe's* Whirl: Adorable. Whirl: *excellent! Join the hammock* Sideswipe: -waggles digits- Sideswipe: -Hello kitty- B l u r r: [[ sigh. ]] B l u r r: [[ let me know when it drops. ]] FakeProwl: ((it's fine here)) Whirl: ((so fa so good on my end)) Malika: oooomyyygod *crack in laughs* Airachnid: [climbs in, making sure not to rock the hammock too much] ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): Understood. Curiosity allowed? Whirl: *snickers* Whirl: So are those things a big problem on your planet, by the way? Metallipedes? FakeProwl: @Soundwave «I don't want to give Soundwave and Airachnid more ammo. Or the rest of them, but mainly those two.» B l u r r: / shifts a little. Holds Ravage so they don't fall / B l u r r: / Careful not to drop Malika off his shoulder / ItsyBitsySpyers: \\KINDA? WE KILLED A WHOLE BUNCHA UNDERWORLD STUFF COUPLA EARTH YEARS AGO BUT IT WASN'T -EVERYTHIN'-, YA KNOW?\\ Whirl: I see. Next time you go on an extermination run, feel free to give me a ring. *nods at them both* Sideswipe: ....cute, tryin' to scare his friends to look good Whirl: Because I've gotts square off against something like THAT, at least once in my life. Malika: *she stay firm on Blurr's shoulder, smiling because he is trying to not let her fall* oh.... my, what the- Sideswipe: -snickering- ItsyBitsySpyers: \\FOR REAL? CAUSE I WILL.\\ Whirl: Absolutely! As long as it's allowed. ItsyBitsySpyers: \\WICKED.\\ ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): What meaning, 'ammo'? Attack? Mocking? Other? ItsyBitsySpyers: *Ravage sloooowly reaches toward Malika with a paw* FakeProwl: @Soundwave «Mocking. Gossip.» FakeProwl: *this guy's a creep.* Whirl: ((also puff idk if you knew but you said "soundwave and airachnid" did you... mean a different SW or)) Whirl: This guy's obnoxious. FakeProwl: *he insults her, then insults everyone else to try to attract her* Malika: ....I would already slapped him FakeProwl: ((..... I MEANT WHIRL)) FakeProwl: ((WHIRL AND AIRACHNID)) Airachnid: rip)) Whirl: ((OK)) B l u r r: / reaches out to push Ravage's paw down / Don't hurt it. It isn't my human. FakeProwl: ((watch as this becomes a Thing)) FakeProwl: ((i already get drift and blurr's names mixed up)) ItsyBitsySpyers: *Grumble grumble. Tucks his paws under himself.* Airachnid: [she now notices the human in the room] Whirl: ((then plot twist: whirl and soundwave swap bodies and it becomes True)) FakeProwl: ((soundwhirl)) B l u r r: / pets Ravage's helm nicely / Airachnid: [staring, lots of staring at the human creature] Malika: *waves toward Airachnid* Whirl: ((the first thing he'd do is 1, discover he has a mouth and 2. start devouring everything)) Whirl: *snickers* ItsyBitsySpyers: ((please try not to bite his tongue)) Airachnid: [doesn't wave back, just staring] Whirl: ((he would do his best)) Malika: *Stares back* yeeeeah? Something wrong? *aside a human presence* Sideswipe: So. College humans are pretty stupid B l u r r: Yes, well, college is entry level garbage. ItsyBitsySpyers: \\THAT'S HOW COME MOST OF 'EM DON'T LIVE THROUGH THIS SCRAP.\\ Malika: College humans on movies are stupid.. FakeProwl: *notices Airachnid staring. glances over.* Sideswipe: -snickers- FakeProwl: *... hm.* Human. Airachnid: [just staring for a bit longer before going back to the movie] Whirl: That guy, Dale.. reminds me of someone I know. Malika: *stares at the movie again* These guys are awful.. Whirl: *it's Tailgate. Dale reminds him of Tailgate a bit* ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): Whirl knew before. No gossip spread. Can handle mockery; Wheeljack, Smokescreen known many years. Malika: Smart-- Sideswipe: HOW FakeProwl: @Soundwave «That doesn't mean you need more of it. And I don't like it.» ItsyBitsySpyers: //...Seriously?// Malika: WHAT????? He just killed himself???? Whirl: *snickers again* FakeProwl: Human. Human on Blurr's shoulder. Hey. Sideswipe: -nearly doubles over laughing- Malika: Uh? Yes? *looks at Prowl* RoBart: is this like a comedy scary movie? Whirl: Seems to be, yep. Horror-comedy. FakeProwl: Do you have a comm? Malika: I have something that can let me have comm-links, why? FakeProwl: What's your frequency? B l u r r: Why do you want it? Airachnid: Why would he break it? Whirl: *also glances back at Prowl curiously* Malika: *looking at Blurr as he asked that, then to Prowl again, waiting him to answer* FakeProwl: *is speaking to the human, not Blurr* Malika: Sorry, but Blurr is right, why are you asking my frequency? You don't even know me ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): ...Would defend. FakeProwl: Because where I'm from, humans who are willing to socialize politely with Cybertronians are extremely rare. And you're watching movies with one. ItsyBitsySpyers: //One of them misunderstandin' movies, ain't it?// Sideswipe: Those are fun ItsyBitsySpyers: *Looking to Whirl* FakeProwl: @Soundwave «... Thank you. I'd rather you not have to.» ItsyBitsySpyers: \\YEAH? WHAT OTHERS YA GOT, RED?\\ Whirl: So far, it seems to be sticking to that trend. *turns his attention away from prowl to Rumble* And I'm guessing that whole line the girl said earlier--about how miscommunication is the cause for-- Whirl: --most of the world's problems? Pretty obvious lampshade. Sideswipe: -more laughing- Whirl: *BURSTS OUT LAUGING* ItsyBitsySpyers: [[It -is- true.]] Malika: *Looking over at everyone* More than one *she chuckled slightly* MPFFFFFF *sorry, she is laughing a lot* This movie-- Airachnid: This is so absurd it's amusing. Malika: Anyway, who can tell me that I can trust you by giving my frequency? We should know each other a lil' better first. I don't even know your name.. FakeProwl: ... I'm Prowl. Airachnid: I'm surprised that the black guy has lasted this long tbh)) Malika: ((omg me too xD)) FakeProwl: ((same but I'm glad he has)) Whirl: *still laughing* FakeProwl: *it's a good thing prowl adopted the gendo pose at the start of the movie* Malika: I'm Malika~, nice to meet you Prowl! *looking over Blurr for a moment* weell, if he is a friend of yours I guess it's a good guy and I can give him my frequency FakeProwl: *his shoulders are trembling* B l u r r: He's not my friend. Malika: This movie is hilarious anyway Malika: Oh.. Whirl: *now he's ALSO laughing at Blurr* RoBart: he is priolly gonna get hit by the beam B l u r r: / what are you laughing at / Whirl: *he thought that was a snappy reply* RoBart: called it B l u r r: / pfft / Malika: HAHAHAHAHAHA ItsyBitsySpyers: *Rumble chews his knuckles to smother his laughter* Airachnid: [bursts out laughing] Malika: *her belly hurts so much becase of the laughs* FakeProwl: *quietly presses hands harder over mouth* Whirl: *grabs his head with the side of his claw; Whirl is delighted* ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): Uncertain. This, attempt: [][][]Doing the same in return - balance out[][][]? Alternative: desired Prowl assistance, not uncomfortable? Sideswipe: -has just about fallen out of his seat laughing now- ItsyBitsySpyers: //Primus. Jus' fraggin' go away 'n let 'em kill 'emselves in peace.// Malika: *looking overat Prowl* ... Is this movie scaring you?? ItsyBitsySpyers: \\THIS AIN'T THE TIME FOR A SPARK TO SPARK\\ FakeProwl: *shakes head vigorously* ItsyBitsySpyers: \\OR A... THE FRAG DO HUMANS GOT.\\ FakeProwl: *he is violently suppressing his laughter* Whirl: I dunno--pfft--nothing sets the mood like being covered in blood and dodging bullets. Airachnid: WAIT DOES THE DOG DIE)) B l u r r: He probably wants to laugh. /pats Ravage / FakeProwl: @Soundwave «... What?» *sorry, he's been distracted by trying to get a human's comm and hilarity* Whirl: *for the first time he looks concerned for something's well-being* Malika: Not the dog pleeeease ItsyBitsySpyers: *Ravage huffs. These people aren't even being hunted. This is pathetic.* Airachnid: please tell me if the dog dies that is one of the few things I cannot handle well)) ItsyBitsySpyers: *He just sends the "I'd rather you not have to" with a repeat of his message.* Whirl: ((i dooon't recall)) FakeProwl: *okay. okay. it's not hilarious at the moment. returns attention to the human.* So...? Whirl: *good* ItsyBitsySpyers: *He's trying to figure out if he's supposed to just stay where he is and watch the movie or if this is one of those "you should seek your own satisfaction" things. Probably nobody will--* FakeProwl: *... still can't quite parse out Soundwave's question. goes based on the vague subject of what he thinks it might mean* ItsyBitsySpyers: *get speared on accident if he miscommunicates here but, y'know. Avoiding that.* Airachnid: OK dog made it, it looked like my dog so I probably would have bailed cause I cannot handle that)) ItsyBitsySpyers: //We sure the human in blue ain't the dangerous one here?// Whirl: He... seems to be the villain. Sideswipe: Kinda sure he is Whirl: *oh boy that axe went somewhere and whirl can guess where* FakeProwl: @Soundwave «Even though you've offered to defend me if necessary—it would be a lot easier on both of us if there were no actions that necessitate defending.» B l u r r: Self righteous and acting like a hero? Yeah, sounds like the real villain here. FakeProwl: The one in blue is obviously the dangerous one here. Whirl: So, if I'm going to guess--*time to distract himself* This is like... a genre-savvy movie. It's inverting, y'know. Things you see in horror films. Whirl: So it's riffing on how the whole, "dangerous hillbilly in the woods" thing is. And changed it. Whirl: Y'know, flipped it around. Whirl: *surreptitiously flicks his eye away from the screen* Malika: *looking over at Blurr, sending a comm-link* (comm:can I give it to him? It is safe?) B l u r r: / flickers optic and glances at Malika. / @Malika: :: I don't know what he wants it for :: Malika: /She shrugged/ @Blurr :: as he said only because it's difficult to find a human getting alon with cybertronians Whirl: *all right. we're good now* B l u r r: @Malika: :: So? What's that supposed to mean? Is he collecting them for something? :: B l u r r: @Malika: :: Considering your history and your universe, you should be extremely cautious. You're too friendly. Too nice. :: Sideswipe: Kill that dude Airachnid: That takes a lon time you fools. Sideswipe: Take the ax and take his head off Whirl: Lord, it doesn't happen like. Instantly. Whirl: As far as I understand, that sorta thing takes TIME. Sideswipe: They're stupid Airachnid: He also is... a nice individual so... Whirl: *laughs* Whirl: I mean. I'm not an expert on psychological disorders or anything. ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): Query: If 'easier' not wanted, Soundwave's available choices? ItsyBitsySpyers: *Rumble leans forward to watch this table debate thing.* Malika: @Blurr :: I know... /she lowered her head for a moment, feeling sorry about that. Malika looked at Prowl, shaking her head/ sorry but rigt now I can't. I have rules to follow and I must need time-- Airachnid: [went to medical school and minored in psychology] FakeProwl: @Soundwave «... Hhhhaaarder?» B l u r r: @Malika: :: I'm not your keeper. Do whatever you want to, Malika. But if they start something, I'll slaughter someone. :: Malika: for determinate if you're with the good side or not FakeProwl: ... I'm an Autobot. B l u r r: So am U. Whirl: I mean, just to be fair here, Prowl... so am I. B l u r r: *I. B l u r r: That doesn't make you special. Whirl: So is Blurr. Whirl: But mostly, SO AM I. B l u r r: [[ so am u ]] FakeProwl: She asked if I'm on the "good side." Malika: (( XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD )) B l u r r: There B l u r r: is no such thing as a good side. FakeProwl: She wants to know if I'm "with the good side." I don't know what side she thinks is the good side. I'm telling her the side I'm on. FakeProwl: Stay out of the conversation. I'm not having it with you two, I'm having it with her. Whirl: All right, fair enough, I guess. Carry on. Airachnid: Nice motive. You're still an aft. B l u r r: / shrugs / Sideswipe: Idiot FakeProwl: I WOULD have it with her privately, but I don't know her comm. Whirl: I dunno. I kinda don't buy it. Whirl: Seems like the kinda guy who'd lie. ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): Then harder path wanted, if allowed. Sideswipe: ....big idiots ItsyBitsySpyers: //The blue one? Yeah, kinda. Only he told that story before, ain't he?// Whirl: He did, earlier. *nods* Whirl: *LAUGHS* ItsyBitsySpyers: *Ravage just... shakes his helm and curls up.* FakeProwl: @Soundwave «I'd prefer the path that includes less obstruse explanations of your desires.» FakeProwl: @Soundwave «because I'm pretty sure you're not saying you want hardness for the sake of hardness but I don't know what you do want.» Malika: /having headache/ Let's watch the movie before, we will talk about it later.. /said with a slight smile/ Airachnid: She did her best. The other party just wasn't willing to cooperate. Sideswipe: Well. Evil never dies Malika: ((What's your tumblr prowl? XD)) FakeProwl: ((verdigrisprowl)) Sideswipe: Not even in fire apparently FakeProwl: ((he's hoping to get it BEFORE the movie ends)) ItsyBitsySpyers: ((I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS SCENE)) ItsyBitsySpyers: ((that inhaler should have exploded in the fire)) ItsyBitsySpyers: ((that is all)) Sideswipe: ((yep FakeProwl: ... I'll wait here once the movie's over. Malika: Perfect FakeProwl: *dammit, he wanted to leave early and get some sleep. but nooo. no. the human who thinks it's safe to hang out on a mass murderer's shoulder is suspicious of the police officer.* Butterbuns: ((here we go, MUCH better working sound than what i was watching. Whirl: *solemnly* Praise. Butterbuns: ((I missed the link being posted so I wasn't sure if the night was still on, except the chat was being really quiet)) Malika: ((hhahahahaha poor prowl XDDD )) FakeProwl: *now he's got to sit here late and be cranky and tired because he's trying to protect a damn stupid human who won't give out her damn phone number.* FakeProwl: ((prowlmun wanted to go to sleep early too ;;)) Whirl: ((perhaos malika and prowl could arrange a meeting later?)) FakeProwl: ((nop it's gotta be asap)) FakeProwl: ((besides, how the hell they gonna arrange a meeting if he can't even get her comm)) Butterbuns: ((everything is ASAP in fuzzytime FakeProwl: ((before people leave.)) ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): Trying. Overstep unwanted. Prowl stated shared easy path: no activity, also stated Soundwave satisfaction often abandoned. Easy path not wanted. Hard path wanted. Allowed? Whirl: ((ye, fuzzytime is also an option)) FakeProwl: (("asap" as in "it can't be a later thread)) Whirl: ((like, a later thread in our time but set it after the movie in rp-time?)) Malika: Bleeah.. Butterbuns: ((welp 8') rip ItsyBitsySpyers: //She shoulda bit his fraggin' mouth off.// FakeProwl: @Soundwave «I don't know what the "hard path" is. What are you asking for? What do you want us to do, walk on our hands everywhere?» Whirl: Agreed. FakeProwl: @Soundwave «Please. Be blatantly obvious. Describe concrete actions.» B l u r r: / shifts and slouches just slightly. Holding onto Ravage and adjusting shoulders/ FakeProwl: ((i guess that's a possibility. I'd like to. just. get it finished tho. :,) Malika: /meanwhile the movie goes, malika is writingdown something/ Malika: ...That's called bunch of lucky Whirl: Niiice. Whirl: There's nothing like a good chainsaw fight. ...though it'd be more fun with two chainsaws. Airachnid: Two chainsaws are always fun. Whirl: *nods* I need to pick up one for myself. Sideswipe: .... B l u r r: Two chainsaws are fun. B l u r r: I've experienced it ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): Wanted: near company, lean if given, hand if given, less fear, other activity experienced before Whirl, Airachnid confirmation. Sideswipe: HAH! ItsyBitsySpyers: //Pfffft.// Malika: The cake is a lie, citation. Whirl: *snorts* Sideswipe: whoops Sideswipe: -snickering- FakeProwl: *considers* ItsyBitsySpyers: \\WHAT'S ANPHLACKIC SHOCK?\\ Airachnid: [chuckles] Whirl: Allergic reaction. Sideswipe: -so much laughter- Malika: /she shook her head before looking at Prowl and hand him a piece of paper with the number on/ FakeProwl: *takes it* Malika: ((don't want to make Prowlmun wait xD I could feel sorry)) FakeProwl: *immediately comms it* Sideswipe: aw...cute ItsyBitsySpyers: \\I GOTTA ASK REMEDY THAT ONE.\\ Malika: @Prowl ::Now you have my comm~ Whirl: Remedy? *looks over and tilts his head* FakeProwl: @Human(???) «Are you capable of answering comms without speaking out loud? If not, just—don't say anything.» ItsyBitsySpyers: \\YEAH. ANCIENT SURGEONY MEDIC BOT. KINDA MY TEACHER.\\ Malika: I'm laughing because ALL her friends just died, and the two men are pretty alive Whirl: Oh, really? *perks up* You're goin into medicine? ItsyBitsySpyers: //Aw.// *Sorta happy-sorta sad for the new couple.* Sideswipe: /That/ was interesting FakeProwl: *PROWL can make comms without speaking out loud. he's pretty sure most humans can't.* Airachnid: Interesting is one word to describe it. ItsyBitsySpyers: \\I DUNNO. SORTA? DON'T WANNA BE NO FULL TIME OR NOTHIN. JUS' LEARN, KINDA.\\ ItsyBitsySpyers: \\'S HOW COME I BEEN HELPIN' HIS CHOPPED-UP AFT, HEH.\\ *jerks his thumb at Blurr* FakeProwl: *considers soundwav'es comment. slightly twitches leg over. knee pressed against soundwave's.* ItsyBitsySpyers: *Hey so yeah that biolight thing he got accused of doing? He's doing that. Just a little. Knee press back.* B l u r r: Excuse me. I'm not chopped up. ItsyBitsySpyers: \\CHOPPED UP, SHOT UP... C'MON, I PUT WIRES BACK IN YA LIKE THREE TIMES.\\ FakeProwl: *and now waits antsily for human to reply* B l u r r: To be fair, I'm the one who pulled them out. Malika: /Raised a brow toward Prowl, then start to send something else to the comm./ @Prowl (text) what about a text? Sideswipe: Yeah, and a few other words, but interesting came up first Whirl: Blurr, you are one hundred precent chopped up. At all times. You come PRE-chopped. Malika: ((Omg this soundtrack FakeProwl: @Human «You using text is fine. You can listen to me.» Whirl: But, hey, that's neat, mech. But you've got your work cut out for you if you first patient is gonna be THAT guy. *nods to Blurr with wry humor* B l u r r: ...Excuse? B l u r r: I'm perfectly fine. FakeProwl: @Human «You see the tall skinny black and purple mech with the extraneous limbs on her back? Don't stare. Just indicate if you can recognize her.» B l u r r: I've been stitched together. Whirl: I've said this before, and I'll say it again: You'd say you were fine if you were sitting at the bottom of a smelter. Whirl: Don't ever listen to him, Frenzy. He will never, ever tell you if he's actually hurt or sick. B l u r r: ... Eh, probably. B l u r r: I don't tell people a lot of things. /grabs his maps again. Pats Ravage / ItsyBitsySpyers: =Smell them.= Malika: @Prowl (txt): Ow.. ok, hoping I didn't seemed to be rude toward her before.. B l u r r: ...Smell what? FakeProwl: @Human «Yes or no question, did you see her and can you identify her on sight.» ItsyBitsySpyers: \\OH, NAW. FIRST PATIENT WAS LONG TIME AGO. I BEEN HELPIN' WITH LIL STUFF.\\ ItsyBitsySpyers: \\SOMETIMES I GET TO KEEP SURGERY PARTS AIN'T NO GOOD ANYMORE. THAT'S THE BEST. I GOT ONE OF MAGNUS' SHOULDER THINGS!\\ ItsyBitsySpyers: *He waves a hand way above his own shoulder and laughs* Whirl: Pfft! ItsyBitsySpyers: =Smell sick.= Whirl: Hey, feed them to your barnacle. They LOVE body parts. ItsyBitsySpyers: //Yeah? We just been givin' scrap...// Airachnid: [she's just listening to the coversation the part about Magnus' shoulders got her to laugh though] Whirl: They'll eat that, too. Killer gets a lot of shell casings, but that one time I had that severed limb? Killer LOVED it. Whirl: Took it forever to eat it, though. ItsyBitsySpyers: *Frenzy glances at her. They're still wary after stories about their own but she hasn't done anything they don't like. Yet.* Malika: @Prowl (txt) Yes, can recognize her Whirl: ((ariachnid listening to casual chatter about people keeping body parts in their room. ...i mean she totally would too* FakeProwl: @Human «She's Airachnid. Exotic game hunter. To her, "exotic game" is "intelligent aliens." Like humans. And she was staring at you.» ItsyBitsySpyers: *Frenzy chews his thumb.* Malika: @Prowl (txt) Aw.. why I think that's a not good thing? Airachnid: [she has done that before, she has had literal skeletons in her closet] ItsyBitsySpyers: \\GUESS I GOT A KNEE IT COULD EAT ON.\\ Malika: ((Dear, how was called that movie again? XD B l u r r: [[ tucker and dale vs evil ]] FakeProwl: @Human «If she's decided to hunt you and you need help, comm me. All you need to do is say "help" or "emergency" and provide your coordinates. I'll open a bridge.» FakeProwl: @Human «You don't need to explain the situation, you don't need to tell me she's following you, you don't need to say hi. "Help" or "emergency" plus coordinates. Understood?» Whirl: Might as well give it a shot. I mean, I've only ever fed them body parts from the dimension I'm staying in. Whirl: But Killer is from somewhere else, too, so... *shrugs?* Malika: @Prowl (txt) Roger that Prowl~ FakeProwl: @Human «Good. That's all.» FakeProwl: *all right. message delivered. looming threat addressed. prowl's work here is done.* Malika: @Prowl (txt) okey /As stopped to write, she raised her arms for a stretch/ Well.. I think I'll go now B l u r r: Mm... you want a ride home? /grumbling / B l u r r: / it gives him an excuse to crash at the farm / FakeProwl: *and prowl, smart guy that he is, never asked for the human's name* Malika: /She smiled at him/ If ya want, probably it will be also Roady at home B l u r r: Yes, I know who you live with. /pats Ravage and moves to start standing / Malika: ((Mali gave him her name since the beginning XD Whirl: *and insantly Whirl is looking at Blurr with the closest his limited expression can come to a shi t-eating grin* ItsyBitsySpyers: *Ravage snickers at the mention of Roadbuster and leaps off* Whirl: Have a good time, Teach. FakeProwl: ((guess who is sh!t at remembering names. it's prowl. he didn't even notice.)) B l u r r: / stands up and scowls/ I'm just dropping her off... Malika: (( HAHAHAHAHAHAA I lovehim XD )) FakeProwl: ((seriously. he confuses swerve for swindle.)) Airachnid: [she climbed down from the hammock and waved at everyone in the room] Until next time. ItsyBitsySpyers: *Nods to Airachnid* Sideswipe: -shows over, music's over, crowd's leaving, time for him to leave- Sideswipe: Well, that was fun Airachnid: [sneaks off] ItsyBitsySpyers: \\SEEYA ROUND.\\ Sideswipe: 'night! Malika: /Malika stared at Whirl for a moment/ Oh yeah, about Blurr. He is perfectly Fine /yes, she heard all their conversations but without saying anything/ FakeProwl: *doesn't move his head but side-eyes Airachnid as she leaves* Malika: /Waves at everyone/ See ya next time! B l u r r: / waves claw/ Let's get you home, cretin. B l u r r: Before Optimus Prime thinks I've eaten you. Sideswipe: -is gonna leave for home himself- Malika: Stop call me that.. /pout a little, ready to go wit him/ ItsyBitsySpyers: *Frenzy flicks a lazy wave in Sideswipe's direction.* Whirl: Bye, you guys. *nudges the twins before they leave* Whirl: And you too! *calling after Airachnid* Whirl: Kid, I've known Teach a lot longer than you. B l u r r: Pits... Whirl: Don't you buy it when he tells you he's fine, because he does NOT take care of himself. Malika: ((lmao, here I imagine Opti and Cade be like "...Where is Mali?" XD )) B l u r r: Fine. Not cretin. Malika. ItsyBitsySpyers: *Twins nudge back and go to join Ravage on the far side of Soundwave's couch* FakeProwl: *Airachnid is gone and the human is leaving. sits up straight in preparation to leave* ItsyBitsySpyers: *Soundwave twists some to look, nods.* Malika: /Malika shrugged at Whirl/ the real question is WHO takes actual care of theirself? /and with this, now here she go with Blurr/ ItsyBitsySpyers: *In the meantime, Ravage mumbles something about nanofleas and new humans every week; Frenzy snorts and clamps his hands over his chest vents to muffle them.* FakeProwl: *hesitates. then, kinda... wordlessly, leans in, and just. crest tap.* ItsyBitsySpyers: *!!!!! TAP-SLIDE BACK.* Malika: ((i followed you prowl :3 g'night for who leaves!)) Sideswipe: ((g'night, I'm gonna go see if sleep makes a migrane go away)) Whirl: *snorts after Malika and tips back in his hammock to streeetch* Sideswipe: ((thanks for the movies!)) ItsyBitsySpyers: ((yes it does. turn the lights off and anything noisy off and rest)) ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): ...Grateful. Sideswipe: ((yaaay ItsyBitsySpyers: *Laserbeak chooses THIS MOMENT to land on the tipped back Whirl to see if he'll tumble.* Whirl: *he wobbles for a moment, more startled than anything else, and then looks up with a snort* My familiar has returned. Whirl: *he does, after all, have an excellent sense of balance* FakeProwl: @Soundwave «I enjoy it too.» *and he'll learn to be less self-conscious* Whirl: But unless you wanna come home with me, you'd probably better pick a better perch. ItsyBitsySpyers: *The world's quietest hum of satisfaction* ItsyBitsySpyers: {{Peh! Whirl not making promises Lost Light not to keep, eh?}} FakeProwl: *ah, another sound to like* Whirl: Pfft! As if *I* care about rules. ItsyBitsySpyers: //Hey, nuh-uh. She don't get on board before me.// Whirl: *he's gonna hop up and slide out of the hammock. Lasebreak if you stay on him you're going to his room. He means it* Whirl: ..*Laserbea Whirl: Well you'd better grab on, then. Whirl: I could probably hold most of you guys. FakeProwl: @Soundwave «I'll see you next movie night.» ItsyBitsySpyers: *Laserbeak blows an electronic raspberry and floats off Whirl* ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): Affirmative. Will enjoy. Whirl: *mimics the sound back at her* Night, losers. ItsyBitsySpyers: {{Niiiiiight~}} FakeProwl: *a farewell ping. disappears.* Whirl: *for the record--and I mention this because Soundwave will probably pick this up on Whirl's surface thoughts--he wasn't looking when they did the head-bump. But-- Whirl: --as he's stated before, his radar is always running and he 100% noticed it. He just does not care* ItsyBitsySpyers: *Soundwave hasn't forgotten that. Whirl may look forward to a thank-you gift at some point in the future.* Whirl: *i mean the most whirl has ever done is point out that their relatinship EXISTS. That's it* Whirl: *Blurr is his unlucky Target Number One* Whirl: *bobs his helm at Soundwave before he, too, leaves* FakeProwl: *prowl remembers it too. he has just decided not to care about being watched. ... as long as it's only, like, three witnesses tops at a time.* ItsyBitsySpyers: *That's a start. Nods his helm to Whirl, gets up, collects everyone, and will shortly make his way out*

Ok so I stayed up until like 3 am yesterday (today?) finally reading live free, and it started to get intense so I decided to liveblog it like a third of the way in. So, @livelivefastfree​, hope my slow descent into incoherence makes you smile a bit, because the fic is really really awesome (X)

-why these father daughter feels rn ;_______; - Chuck u anxious bean ily - I LOVE THIS WORLDBUILDING I LOVE TEXAS KNOWING THINGS I LOVE NATIVE MOTORCITIAN TEXAS - ;___________; even I miss him at this point pls - Can the Duke even fight??? Foxy is going to knock him out in 3 seconds istg - OOOOOOOH SICK BURNS OOOOOOOOH - good to know I'm not the only one thinking that the duke is going to get wasted - duke u shitbag - tHAT ESCALATED RATHER QUICKLY DAMN FOXY - :O!!!!!! Mike!!!!! - oh bby noooooooooooooo - I'm yellign save him pls - BBY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - /planning montage/ jfc Texas I love u - Those colours :O sick art toasty wow - more art wowowow honestly this whole thing is just 👌🏼 - AAAAAAART I love splickedylits chuck ahhh c: - // T E X A S  P L S // - TBH I'm feeling blessed w all this art rn you go Dutch four for you Dutch - hahaha he said traps - tag urself I'm chuck having a mental breakdown - is this foreshadowing. Are we going to see chuck and mike Vulcan mind melding. - FUKFULFYLFRICKFRICKSHIT - KICK HIS ASS BBY - nooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOO - NO NOT HIM PLS NO ;;______;; - I haven't breathed in 5 minutes and my friend just texted me with my alert on full volume I think I just had a minor heart attack - OOHHHHHHHHHH YOU SMART BOYS - same Texas - SAME TEXAS - Texas deadass has no idea how he's going to survive this and he's still laughing JFC this boy - //DUTCH CONTINUES TO BE RELATABLE PLANNING ART PROJECTS IN THE FACE OF IMMINENT DEATH// - I miss mike :'( - SHIT I MISS MIKE D': - I love this censorship TBH. Who's going to get the PG 13 one allowed f bomb? Pls let it be chuck. - K A N E C R O C S - It's mike motherdumptruckfuckshit it's MIKE OH MY GOD YOU KNOW I CALLED IT BUT THEN I DIDNT AND NOW I FEEL DUMB AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!! AAAA SHIT JULES JULES IMMA CRY RN - no legit I'm going to cry - *screeching* - THERE HE IS THERES MY BOY OH MY GOD OH MY GOD - I'm trying to figure out who drew that last one and drawing blanks but my point is *leans in so lips touch mic* how dare you - mikes story uptown fuck me up man - I'm not emotionally prepared for this - YOU LIL SHIT I MISSED YOUUU - shiiiiiiiiiittt - SHIIIIIIITTTT - this hurts me A Lot Okay - OHHHHHG MY GOD IM GOING TO DIE - ;______________; he's so pure literally end me - CHUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK IM MCFREAKING LOSING IT Mike loves him so muchhhh - MIKE 👏🏼 LOVES 👏🏼 CHUCK 👏🏼 SO 👏🏼 MUCH 👏🏼 - hahaha lmao tfw you accidentally set up your science guy w your daughter - hella art hella hella hella - it's 3 am I've been reading for 2 hours holy shit - IT LITERALLY JUST CLICKED TO ME THAT MIKE WAS THERE WHEN THEY BROKE IN OH MY GOD IM SO SLOW THAT WAS HIM - yay buicks. Love buicks. - Mike, on a super serious first mission: time for some parkour flirt with Alex and give a girl a bandaid (real talk tho you pulling on my heartstrings here :'( ITS WORTH IT) - Alex and Mike are both puppies and deserve better - hm... I'm worried about chuck, but this guy's messed up too he'll do in a pinch - ;__________; Mike bby - Shoot me directly in my entire face Mike did not fight his friends after a building fell on him are you serious rn - Seriously Dutch lmao - LET HIM REST - Go Harley....... He's so positive and happy....... Someone help him - my son ;_____; - AND THE AWARD FOR MOST RELATABLE LINE IS "He’s never met Julie before. Mike would die for Julie." LIKE SAME DUDE - where's that Martin freeman gif of him screaming I AM IN HELL, STOP - y done hecked up Alex - Oh My Lord No I did not Ask For This - another Martin freeman gif here too - I've been reading for 2 and a half hours I can feel my coherence slipping - MY GOD SERIOUSLY MY HEART FEELS LIKE ITS IN A SLAPCHOP - I'm going to Cry - NVRM I AM CRYING - OK SO I JUST ASSUMED THEY MADE HIM GIVE THAT CALL I AWAIT DEATH - fuk u Jenzen - HIS 👏🏼 BEST 👏🏼 FRIEND👏🏼 - RAD ART RAD ART - omfg same Julie - I ran intO MIKE WITH MY CAR - CHUCK DRIVING my god - julie is like 3 seconds from having a breakdown - I DREAM THAT TOO SOMETIME S - he's literally a puppy omg who's a good boy you are - if you're going to die tomorrow have pizza for every meal - tag yourself im the artist that made a giant mural to Mike showing off his cheekbones - wow Julie not softening the blow at all here wow Jesus - cHUCK JESUS CHRIST - if he thinks,,, he can hurt my kid,,,, D': - I can't believe Julie is going to kidnap Alex - *screaming* - *LOUDER MORE URGENT SCREAMING* - *SCREAMING REACHING ITS PEAK URGECY* - AAAAAAAAHHHHHH KANE JFC - NOOOOOOOOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE SCREW THIS - throat punch!!!! Hell yeah - OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Plot twistz - I want to give Alex a hug - OOOOOH Mike nice clapback bby - red is like "no one can kill him but me wth" - Dutch honey ilysm kick his ass baby - MIKE IS WINNING - Why didn't they figure out how take off the collars before all this..... YALL THINK AHEAD - I love how everyone in motorcity thinks of the burners as kids like, shit, the stupid kids are here hold up or we're going to shoot one of these idiots and I don't want that on my conscious - Mike wtf man come on seriously - is chuck just screaming and clinging to Mike? Bc same - IM NOT OK WITH THIS ENTIRE SITUATION - Texas........ Daddy, why - HE KNOOOOWWWSSS - AAALEXXXXXXXXXXX YEEESSSSSS - jfc red come on Alex is trying to be a good person rn - JULIE HOLY SHIT THATS METAL AS HELL - good decision Alex - aaaaaand that was the last chapter. Hhhhhnngggg ok I can be patient it's cool I'm cool - rad art tho

Big thing in her head

Being controlled by other people

Parenting someone

Contradicting behaviour- want to be manipulated hate black people but go and get whipped by a black domknatrix wtf

Draw the scene what shape is it

Not being aware of yourself

Accidents take you out of it-shots

How is she Breathing

First time things like an eating sitting on lap

Getting used to shit

Watching the thing you are reacting to on the x camera thing so you can imagine it

Mimicking people you like

Sounding like them

Picking up things of them

The way they speak

Creating memories

The past of the characters

Doing an action to go into it -cleaning or imagining

Holding the intensity

Character having an orgasm

Record writing Elijah last night poem

Ha

CLOUD

Transformation exercises

Things going wrong - the wrong music- having to do the routine again because the audience saw you do it but getting more and more tired

Funny noises made up language

Copying each other

Kareoke

The same themes from the last show- extending the beauty pageant

Date and divorce

Sexy eating grapes -how many you can fit in your mouth competition friends

Oucha on stage - cooking with fat mans suits - sugah daddy- zute suit stand up Nigerian business man

Need to be out Down

Stop hitting self and brain tumour

Lion king

Never explaining shit

Football kit and sexual abuse socks

Old people exercise

Boxing sounds

Come in a plastic bag

Amish sexy latex like barn rave dance with cloud dance to heavy rave music in barn

Play sexy games- spanking monologue! Fuck we never did that!!! Drinking water nothing - experience and

Me stand up

Vag bands vaginal mucus at dinner and breast milk obsessed

Impressions of icecream - a tree -my cat and go into the audience - death impression-

Windows

Jew I. South London

Nits for 7 years - Hoover

Dog story

Me tallulah dog name

Sign eminem -slowed down and sped up

Maid on tube

Quite scientific-and glassy eyed-humping- Saudi arabia dad head cutting off-need more joke at the end

-my names tallulah-puppys

Dead mum jokes -missing limb for tiger-elongate

-nits for 7 years- I live here

-Gonna do an impression of my cat -audience member-talking while being a cat or humping-about brexit - 'are we in or out of europe' recipie - totally ignoring it

Really hate dogs ratty fucking dog -dog piece - making them feel uncomfortable

Vaginal mucus? More dad jokes - Saudis Arabia- his quotes-video cameras-have you been outside today- dead body in america

I recently sold my soul to the devil

My boyfriend had a boob job the other day-

Russian woman act- cooking the soup-lip sync

See how many grapes I can fit in my mouth-

Get someone to feed me baby food- kink but also about food and giving advice about never trusting anyone!

Falling up the stairs like Jonty lol his impressions

On the way there,bones and lil Wayne yes plz- forgot to use the low microphone thing like red riding hood children lift Hamilton complex

Loud game boy soundtrack lol

Aestheic kink

How to - like a sexy one - maybe-kill a rabbit sexy clothes- pretty lame

Breathing in out panic monologue

It was glass instead of name

Mouth obsession is OK speaking faster

Fleas and dust mites movement

Fuck me through he eye sockets - file market telling me to go away and would he kill me saying it quite

-Voice like translator having a break down

Sitting speaking g and p-like breakfast-allows them to say mad things to each other

Sexy pepper spray

Scream strip and anti atrip

Random segments

And explaining what happened they did narrating

Hair dryer misting gloves ? For dance and stop and ask them hat they think about the world?

Vial of tears- I was seeing if he was crying from the play in the dark but he wasn't

Mundain it's hurtttts

Weird things like microphone and noises making them WAIT

Injuries

Honesty

Not explaining

See and hear

Sex with flies

Flyyyyy rap dancing !

Totally quiet and dark

Bag and happy birthday- Morgan -

Thank you random stranger for letting me remember myself

Shud of taken a pic of you! -school boy q and French guy

Boundaries

Bury placenta- cooking wife

Millais people Indonesia

Changing name becoming a person or a change in life stage

Dualist interchanging

Aunty - harmful

Romanian orphans

Shorts ! Film from Charlie

Lost yourself to dance

What I imagine basic birches do after a facial

Lucian male friends ! Isaac!

Policing boyfriends

Auditioned for tallulah

Menial tasks

Nits for 7 years

Dog impression

More about my dad

Creepy man smoking out ass

Automated voice

The thing you say catch phrase

Trying shit out in conversation u know

Horrible characters

Under prepared

Anonymously

Shorts nights

Briefs

Didn't know they wanted to be writers- so went through directing and producing

Unpretentiously about theatre

Drunken parties

Briefs for performers in the nights I curate!

Audience experience! The mans monologues! Awesome! Participation and one on one

Applications take the sick out of it

Diy

Don't ask for permission

Who do you want to work with? Jack Thorne !!!!! Fuckkkk!

Robot girlfriend

Polymaths

The black hole of writing

Dramaturge with young vic and a company to write what we say

Not explaining anything!

Don't apologise

Totally unfinished

Trying shit

Ask them not answer them

Watch the Lucy McCormick thing - things that you enjoy

Mad ideas!!!!!!!!!!!! Do them

Spam email monologue lip syncs

Different angles

Don't specialise so early

Bully each other to do it ! Always write a fucking monologue cloud!

Believing other people

Crack it in an afternoon u see

Awkward laughing wrong place

Fucking up the tec

Boring explanatory shit from misha-fuck off

Forgive yourself

Don't make things for the audience

You don't know why your making it - it's a subconscious thing -ask him to direct me!

Playing my father I think in a suit with balloons

Fuck offffffff ponsy cunts

Don't compromise ur gut and they want unto subvert their expectations

Don't know the answer

Old age dress yes please

What journey is she going on what's she thinking about

My responsibility he's just the middle man

Cannibal cake off chest yum

Not arting it

Fast paced

Unnatural reactions are great don't go with the television type structure

Autistic

Doesn't know she's being funny

Always back to the Jonty scene

U wot mate

Childish gambino

Like a play go with the intention from before

Pissed off from something else

Bully

Swang part two

Amish the revival

That's not my vibe part 2

The killing part 1

Allapesia

Lamb chop part 1

Not up my alley

Oucha part 1 (the soup)

Disclaimer

Borcht

Fizz wizz

Don't hate the sinner not the sin

Mr spatulas fun half hour/returns

Kitchen implement !!

V gentials interlude

Slug prom

Last meal

Luxury Carpark

Jewish chronicle feat me spatula

Spit the beast

Taste the meat -

Corporate funding

Pedestrian crossing

French stick

Bath mat

Interview with me spatula

Ruff ruff

Self made slug

Slugs for sale

Pedestrian fetish(a fetish for pedestrians)

Born alone, Die alone Interval

Dim Sum for the lonely

Waiting room

Airport toilet

Misty conveyer belt

High Maintenance conveyer belt

safe space ( the Hanukkah panto)

Safe space for men

Safe space (the Revival)

Earlobe intuition

Fried Chicken (Interlude)

Self entitled

Southern belle (the lecture)

Cry me a puddle

Shallow intuition

Shallow

Teach me how to party wall

Teach me how to concrete

Teach my how to Landscape garden

Lady Garden the musical

LoveCunt

Traumatised dumpling

Chicken dumpling for your thoughts

Pedelo for your thoughts

The crutch

The gooch (yours mine and ours)

Big thing in her head

Being controlled by other people

Parenting someone

Contradicting behaviour- want to be manipulated hate black people but go and get whipped by a black domknatrix wtf

Draw the scene what shape is it

Not being aware of yourself

Accidents take you out of it-shots

How is she Breathing

First time things like an eating sitting on lap

Getting used to shit

Watching the thing you are reacting to on the x camera thing so you can imagine it

Mimicking people you like

Sounding like them

Picking up things of them

The way they speak

Creating memories

The past of the characters

Doing an action to go into it -cleaning or imagining

Holding the intensity

Character having an orgasm

Record writing Elijah last night poem

Ha

CLOUD

Transformation exercises

Things going wrong - the wrong music- having to do the routine again because the audience saw you do it but getting more and more tired

Funny noises made up language

Copying each other

Kareoke

The same themes from the last show- extending the beauty pageant

Date and divorce

Sexy eating grapes -how many you can fit in your mouth competition friends

Oucha on stage - cooking with fat mans suits - sugah daddy- zute suit stand up Nigerian business man

Need to be out Down

Stop hitting self and brain tumour

Lion king

Never explaining shit

Football kit and sexual abuse socks

Old people exercise

Boxing sounds

Come in a plastic bag

Amish sexy latex like barn rave dance with cloud dance to heavy rave music in barn

Play sexy games- spanking monologue! Fuck we never did that!!! Drinking water nothing - experience and

Me stand up

Vag bands vaginal mucus at dinner and breast milk obsessed

Impressions of icecream - a tree -my cat and go into the audience - death impression-

Windows

Jew I. South London

Nits for 7 years - Hoover

Dog story

Me tallulah dog name

Sign eminem -slowed down and sped up

Maid on tube

Quite scientific-and glassy eyed-humping- Saudi arabia dad head cutting off-need more joke at the end

-my names tallulah-puppys

Dead mum jokes -missing limb for tiger-elongate

-nits for 7 years- I live here

-Gonna do an impression of my cat -audience member-talking while being a cat or humping-about brexit - 'are we in or out of europe' recipie - totally ignoring it

Really hate dogs ratty fucking dog -dog piece - making them feel uncomfortable

Vaginal mucus? More dad jokes - Saudis Arabia- his quotes-video cameras-have you been outside today- dead body in america

I recently sold my soul to the devil

My boyfriend had a boob job the other day-

Russian woman act- cooking the soup-lip sync

See how many grapes I can fit in my mouth-

Get someone to feed me baby food- kink but also about food and giving advice about never trusting anyone!

Falling up the stairs like Jonty lol his impressions

On the way there,bones and lil Wayne yes plz- forgot to use the low microphone thing like red riding hood children lift Hamilton complex

Loud game boy soundtrack lol

Aestheic kink

How to - like a sexy one - maybe-kill a rabbit sexy clothes- pretty lame

Breathing in out panic monologue

It was glass instead of name

Mouth obsession is OK speaking faster

Fleas and dust mites movement

Fuck me through he eye sockets - file market telling me to go away and would he kill me saying it quite

-Voice like translator having a break down

Sitting speaking g and p-like breakfast-allows them to say mad things to each other

Sexy pepper spray

Scream strip and anti atrip

Random segments

And explaining what happened they did narrating

Hair dryer misting gloves ? For dance and stop and ask them hat they think about the world?

Vial of tears- I was seeing if he was crying from the play in the dark but he wasn't

Mundain it's hurtttts

Weird things like microphone and noises making them WAIT

Injuries

Honesty

Not explaining

See and hear

Sex with flies

Flyyyyy rap dancing !

Totally quiet and dark

Bag and happy birthday- Morgan -

Thank you random stranger for letting me remember myself

Shud of taken a pic of you! -school boy q and French guy

Boundaries

Bury placenta- cooking wife

Millais people Indonesia

Changing name becoming a person or a change in life stage

Dualist interchanging

Aunty - harmful

Romanian orphans

Shorts ! Film from Charlie

Lost yourself to dance

What I imagine basic birches do after a facial

Lucian male friends ! Isaac!

Policing boyfriends

Auditioned for tallulah

Menial tasks

Nits for 7 years

Dog impression

More about my dad

Creepy man smoking out ass

Automated voice

The thing you say catch phrase

Trying shit out in conversation u know

Horrible characters

Under prepared

Anonymously

Shorts nights

Briefs

Didn't know they wanted to be writers- so went through directing and producing

Unpretentiously about theatre

Drunken parties

Briefs for performers in the nights I curate!

Audience experience! The mans monologues! Awesome! Participation and one on one

Applications take the sick out of it

Diy

Don't ask for permission

Who do you want to work with? Jack Thorne !!!!! Fuckkkk!

Robot girlfriend

Polymaths

The black hole of writing

Dramaturge with young vic and a company to write what we say

Not explaining anything!

Don't apologise

Totally unfinished

Trying shit

Ask them not answer them

Watch the Lucy McCormick thing - things that you enjoy

Mad ideas!!!!!!!!!!!! Do them

Spam email monologue lip syncs

Different angles

Don't specialise so early

Bully each other to do it ! Always write a fucking monologue cloud!

Believing other people

Crack it in an afternoon u see

Awkward laughing wrong place

Fucking up the tec

Boring explanatory shit from misha-fuck off

Forgive yourself

Don't make things for the audience

You don't know why your making it - it's a subconscious thing -ask him to direct me!

Playing my father I think in a suit with balloons

Fuck offffffff ponsy cunts

Don't compromise ur gut and they want unto subvert their expectations

Don't know the answer

Old age dress yes please

What journey is she going on what's she thinking about

My responsibility he's just the middle man

Cannibal cake off chest yum

Not arting it

Fast paced

Unnatural reactions are great don't go with the television type structure

Autistic

Doesn't know she's being funny

Always back to the Jonty scene

U wot mate

Childish gambino

Like a play go with the intention from before

Pissed off from something else

Bully

Swang part two

Amish the revival

That's not my vibe part 2

The killing part 1

Allapesia

Lamb chop part 1

Not up my alley

Oucha part 1 (the soup)

Disclaimer

Borcht

Fizz wizz

Don't hate the sinner not the sin

Mr spatulas fun half hour/returns

Kitchen implement !!

V gentials interlude

Slug prom

Last meal

Luxury Carpark

Jewish chronicle feat me spatula

Spit the beast

Taste the meat -

Corporate funding

Pedestrian crossing

French stick

Bath mat

Interview with me spatula

Ruff ruff

Self made slug

Slugs for sale

Pedestrian fetish(a fetish for pedestrians)

Born alone, Die alone Interval

Dim Sum for the lonely

Waiting room

Airport toilet

Misty conveyer belt

High Maintenance conveyer belt

safe space ( the Hanukkah panto)

Safe space for men

Safe space (the Revival)

Earlobe intuition

Fried Chicken (Interlude)

Self entitled

Southern belle (the lecture)

Cry me a puddle

Shallow intuition

Shallow

Teach me how to party wall

Teach me how to concrete

Teach my how to Landscape garden

Lady Garden the musical

LoveCunt

Traumatised dumpling

Chicken dumpling for your thoughts

Pedelo for your thoughts

The crutch

The gooch (yours mine and ours)