You're laughing. Dream just revealed that he looks like fifty different popular white guys simultaneously and you're laughing.
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I hope everyone is well and well fed 🙏 feeding my belly and backrolls with more fat 🐖 if you'd like to see more and fatten this pig huge please checkout my o.f. @jakethegainer, love y'all *burp*
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For the Average Pudgy Pig & Bloated Hogs
“Allow my words to influence gluttony and bring delight.”
Indulge in the pleasure of being my obedient little piggy, devouring every morsel with insatiable hunger. Feel your belly swell with each delicious bite, my adorable porker, as you give in to your gluttonous desires. Surrender to the blissful sensation of being stuffed to the brim, my dear piggy, and revel in the pleasure it brings.Let the food fuel your delightful stupidity, my silly little piggy, as you gobble up every treat with abandon. Stuff your face, my eager piggy, and let your mind turn to mush with every mouthful of decadence. Oh you lovely lardass , embrace your new founded accomplice for gluttony doesn’t seek to relocate.
and bask in the joy of being a mindless, fat piggy for me. Your sole purpose is to eat, grow, and be a dumb, fat piggy, and you're doing such a marvelous job, my dear. Keep gobbling up those treats, my adorable little piggy, and revel in the pleasure of being my obedient feedee.
Bonus(Current Late Night Desire🌙)
Ooh just let me poke and prod your fat while you gorge and groan from such a lovely feast. My what a good hog you become when glutton consumes you. It’s strange to feel like the prey in those moments isn’t it? Once we’re free willed yet gluttonous desires plagued the mind to the point of scale breaking numbers. Let the aromas you sniff out delight you and urge you to grab another snack.
Resistance was never an option for a piggy like yourself.
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Here, have a picture of David holding a pig.
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There’s a piece of pumpkin pie in there somewhere. Don’t criticize, you don’t know what kind of day I’ve had. 😆
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KEEP COPS OUT OF MENTAL HEALTH EMERGENCIES
This past week I was in crisis (again) and texted the 988 suicide hotline. I told them how many pills I took and they advised me to stay put while they send someone over.
I begged them not to send cops. I've had cops called on me for mental health emergencies before and every time I panic and bolt. They promised not to send any police, just paramedics.
They lied.
When the cops forced their way into my house I ran. They used 4 cars, each containing 2 heavily armed officers, to chase me 16 blocks (barefoot) before tackling and cuffing me. I was unarmed and wearing pyjamas.
I am so lucky that I am white. I am so so lucky because I honest to god don't think I would have survived the encounter if I wasn't... Later that day, as they near my bed in the hospital, I heard them bragging about beating up a black disabled man and breaking his wheelchair.
Cops are pigs. They should NEVER be sent during a mental health emergency
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