Me reaching for that last slice of cake 🐷
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Prego Pizza Pig Out - George the Pizza Gorge Monster
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Think someone swapped my protein shake... It seemed more filling lately...
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Over the last 18 months... 125 to 153 to 195 👻
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A couple of beers make me play with my gut.
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Some dude won't stop harassing me about my violent night poster looking at him... So I hung up this John Wick poster! Don't worry, the bad man won't hurt you 😉
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