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disposal-blueeee · 1 year
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alright i'm back
some shitpost (even if this took 3+ hours to make)
vargas by @zarla-s
also credits to mysillycomics on twt (that one ".... peach time ah so sorry" pic)
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sirjacobthomaskiszka · 2 months
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I’m good. I’m fine. I’m chill.
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kitnita · 21 days
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celebrating jake oettinger's eighth straight win!   —   BUF vs DAL   —   04.09.24
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drwhomstvede · 7 months
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CLAUDETTE AND JAKE’S HALLOWEEN OUTFITS I’M OBSESSED!!!!
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cryptamen · 2 months
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I'm so glad the rest of the fandom sees june egbert cause I'm reading the comic going
"....oh shes a girl....oh shes a girl. OH-" like,,if you guys werent on my side with this it wouldve eaten me alive.
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croszukis · 4 months
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"What kind of business would you and I start together?"
The CHat feat. Nick Suzuki and Jake Evans
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texas-bbq-pringles · 2 months
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if i had a quid for every time one of their posts made me almost fall to the floor in agony i would never have to work a day in my life what the FUCK man???
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melloyelloellobello · 7 months
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who up timing they adventure
adventure time and fionna and cake r finally pulling me out of my art hole after like.. years :’) hoping it lasts 🤞 but heres some goobers in the meantime
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jaakey · 2 years
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babygirl ❤️‍🩹
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lokust · 1 year
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I USUALLY DONT LIKE PARENT AND KID TKLS BUT I HAD A VERY CUTE IDEA
Neytiri realizes Neteyam and Lo’Ak have a love of tickling very similar to their father, but she also realizes how embarrassed the both of them are about it, so she tries her best to let them know there’s nothing wrong or shameful about it, but how does she do that? Show them of course!
“Your father loves it just as much as you two boys do, is there something wrong with your father?”
AND OF COURSE THEY DONT BELIEVE THAT THEIR BIG TOUGH DAD LOVES BEING TICKLED, but oh how wrong they’d be. Though, Jake would never admit it, so Neytiri goes out of her way to prove to the boys their father is just as shy a lee as the two of them are!
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drunkjaked · 2 years
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what do u think jake would be like a bf 🥺🥺🥺
🖤 anon
hiiiiiii 🖤🖤🖤 i'm so sorry this took soooo long pls forgive me.. i just have a lot of thoughts about bf jake and it constantly plagues my mind but i was struggling to put it down into words.. i hope this is worth the wait <333 soft and then hard bf jake thoughts under the cut .. lots of thoughts i apologise 🙏
amazing, perfect, lovely, handsome, soft bf jake who tickles you a lot, whines about wanting to be the little spoon when you cuddle, veeeeerrrryyyyyyy clingy, nuzzles his head into the crook of your neck so much he’ll notice right away if you’ve changed your shower gel or laundry detergent, falls asleep on the couch with his head in your lap at 10:30pm… but he waits up for you to get home when you’re out with your friends, so domestic it hurts, you hug him from behind while he makes you food, and he begs you to wear his clothes 😞
you spend all of your time laughing together, he’s your personal photographer and he helps you pose for your pictures too, he wears a headband to keep his hair out of his face while you do his skincare for him at night and he tells you all about the gossip / drama of his friend group (because when jake says he won’t tell anyone, you don’t count), super excitable + giggly, constant compliments and endless flirting.. definitely the type to text you pick up lines and flirt w you as if you’re not together 🫶
he teaches you physics at the dinner table, constantly tells you random facts, he loves it when you pat his head or play with his hair, and he’d rather link his arm with yours when you walk than hold your hand, if he goes out with his friends and gets drunk he’s gonna call you to let you know how much he loves you and wishes you were with him.. and if they go somewhere nice he promises to take you there too next time, he’s so proud to be with you and he’ll brag about you to anyone that will listen.. especially layla 🙏🙏🙏, and he’s your perfect boyfriend who loves you more than he’s ever loved anything else in the world because you’re you and you’re his 👎👎👎
bf jake hard thoughts 🤭🤭🤭
jake’s sex drive >>> it also takes absolutely nothing to turn him on and i think sometimes even hearing you say his name will have him shifting in his seat, adjusting himself .. lots of stamina too, will go for rounds and rounds and not get tired, and he likes it messy too, wants to see you covered in his cum and his spit and he’ll probably finish just watching you drool on his cock <333 i also think he would like to be covered in your spit 🫶 he’ll try anything once and he gets super excited when you think of something new for you guys to try! he loves quickies ESPECIALLY in public 🙏
i think because of how clingy he can be, he definitely likes the idea of cockwarming but he’s too impatient to do it for long, he likes to be teased and i think he’d like to be degraded too - loves being your dom, loves being your sub and even though i think he might like sex w no power dynamic the most, as long as you’re fucking.. he’s happy, he loves leaving marks as much as he loves receiving them and he’ll pretend to be annoyed that you left a hickey on his neck but really he’s soooooooo happy to have it
#1 pussy eater, #1 titty sucker, #1 meat beater.. he does it all🧎 and has a carnal need to eat your pussy.. and he’ll do it multiple times a day if you let him, if you 2 are cuddling and you let him lay his head on your chest, he’s gonna suck on your tits.. especially after a hard day at work 👎, also please let him cum on your tits .. it’s what he deserves !!! and he loves fucking you slow so he can feel every part of you but again.. he’s impatient 😞 oh and he loves making out !!! the messier the better and especially at parties so everyone can see that you’re his and he’s yours 🥲 and he wants to bite you, a lot, even if you’re not fucking he just wants to have you in his mouth idk 😭
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anbroids · 1 year
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hacked-by-jake · 2 years
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Pairing: Jake x Phil
Warnings: A lil bit of a spoiler for ep 10, but I won't tell which part. It's barely a spoiler though, also Jake got a little bit hurt here and there
Phil lost feeling in his legs for a moment. MC just told him that there was a massive explosion in a mine that Jake was in. The bar owner gripped the table and sar down in a chair, instantly getting paler.
"I- I don't know if he made it. Even if he did, the FBI was all around the place." They said. They also started explaining what happened before, but he didn't listen anymore. It was like his brain shut down. Someone shook his shoulder.
"Phil?" Jessy asked. He blinked up at her and sighed.
"I am sorry, must have zoned off." He said and let go of the table. His knuckles were white already and his nails dug into the table quite hard. Jessy put her hand on his back.
"You should go and rest." She said and helped him up. She walked him into his bedroom and left him there when he sat on the bed. It was nighttime already ao he lied down and let out a sob. Jake. Jake went into that mine and didn't contact them ever since.
He woke up to a quiet knock. He opened his eyes and looked at the window. Someone was standing there. He quickly reached to the bedside table and turned on the small light. Jake. It was Jake. Phil rushed to the window and opened it, letting the hacker in. He smelled like dirt and smoke. And- did someone pour water over him? His clothes were burnt and wet.
"Never do that again!" Phil shouted and hugged him. Jake exhaled softly and rested his chin on the bar owner's shoulder.
"I am sorry. Now, do you- Do you maybe have some bandages here?" Jake asked. Phil nodded, grabbed his hand and led him into the bathroom.
"MC, I want you to see something." Jessy said at five in the morning. MC slowly got up from the couch and walked to where Jessy was. Phil's room.
"What?" They asked and peered inside. On the bed was Phil, hugging Jake whose upper torso was bandaged and he had some bandaids on his face and arms. MC gasped.
"Shhh." Jessy said and closed the doors. "Let's give them some time to rest."
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peroxideprinces · 2 years
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SLEEPY TIRED NO MORE . RETURN OF THE KING (C-17)
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stormkobra-5 · 2 years
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Question of the Day: How many of us are learning Spanish because we keep having to translate stuff for our Jake Lockley fics?
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loverscrossmp3 · 1 year
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another day, another chance to get over jake peralta and STILL i fail
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