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#downloading g**dbye my p*incess and the w*y of the h*use h*sband so that i can watch whichever depending on my mood lol#i still need to iron my dresses for tomorrow but that's ok#ah fuck i have to wash my hair today#but i'm not feeling like it tbh 😭😭#and i didn't sleep well either so my body feels like shit#i also have the t*cf book so that i can read myself to sleep if i have to#i mean that's not the best bedtime book but i started reading it so might as well finish it#well i don't think i'll finish it anytime soon but sjsjjdjd#i'm low-key worries everything migjt you not fit in my backpack sigh#i still need to pack a blanket too but it's already like 3/4 full and i need to fit another dress and the blanket in it so idk#i'm not even taking any extra clothing just in case like i usually would lol#there's barely any place for the things i have to take#i just hope i'll be able to sleep sighh#oh fuck i have to wash my hair#ny.personal
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okay quick side note I think I found the most delicious smelling perfume layering combination and I am fucking in LOVE holy shit
#two brand new perfumes I’ve never tried before and didn’t have the intention of wearing together until I smelled them both#and applied both to my skin and the fucking scent they create together is straight up intoxicating oh my GOD#this coupled with my body scrub/body wash/body butter lotion thing set I have already is going to make me smell fucking amazing ????#I’m so excited I wanna shower rn and try it all out but I can’t wash my hair yet and have no shower caps or plastic bags to protect it#from the water until hair wash day lol so I’ve gotta wait a couple more days#I ran out of shower caps during my last just skincare routine shower and keep forgetting to get new ones 😩 so hmm maybe I’ll like#I’ll shower LATE tomorrow night/EARLY Friday morning and try everything out together 😍🥵#and see just how fucking ashdkshdkfhfdj delicious I smell with my shower stuff and perfumes used 🤤
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miss pauling WOULD NOT SMELL FINE.
#me disagreeing at everything about miss pauling that people paints her as something good sweet or cool#WHEN SHES NOT COOL OR AWESOME OR SMELLS GOOD AT ALL SHAKES YOU AROUND LIKE A BOTTLE#she smells LIKE HUMAN SWEAT and old clothes from a humid closet she barely cleans. like a grandma.#well grandmas do smell nice. BUT THATS NOT THE FACT#ok well she does smell fine and bearable maybe he hair smells like bed sheets no changed at all#because she wakes up so early she doesn’t have time to clean her room or make her bed#she just instantly runs not even eating breakfast and dying of hunger until either scout or soldier gives her a cookie#or a half eaten pork beans in soldiers courtesy#and gets home late EXHAUSTED and throws herself in the bed to later wake up in 5 minutes#me wanting to expose her every single damn time i am evil like that to my ult#oh yeah her hair doesn’t smell that good at all. full of lice. and greasy. girl wash YOUR HAIR that’s what demo always says to her#prob demo often times calls her out or secretly spy will come and said damn my mask doesn’t even smell that bad than that hair of yours#but is either of those two. wait what i was talking about#her teeth are so yellow because she forgets to clean them#crusty eyes too. can’t put makeup stupidass just only puts her fav purple lipstick to hide her crusty lips#takes a deep breath… fuck. woman failure
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Thinking about current continuity Vanessa and just getting pissed off again
Like one, LET HER REST oh my god dc you ruin her FUCKING life like an asshole only to bring her back as a villain after she finally got out oh my god-
But also like its just so bad. This is a whole other woman with her name like why are we doing this. Like first you kill her mom (JULIA NOOO) and erase her YEARS of history growing up around diana (the thing that actually made her villain turn [if you can call it that w the level of manipulation involved] interesting and fucking heartbreaking) for some shitty "oh I saved you we were friends" run of the mill whatever. Then to use that and say Nessie had a crush on her OWN SISTER (Diana, so like informally adopted, but still 😡) now????
And then they took away her curls and made her a redhead but not even the realistic kind. DC SHE DOESNT LOOK LIKE THAT
It just makes me so mad. Freaking guys. They could have used another name like oh my god. She's not even the first silver swan why the fuck would they do that if they're not going to explore her history w diana (which she no longer has!!!!) or how intensely fucked up everything got for her. What is even the fucking point of this then other to drag a main character of the ww supporting cast through the mud again for genuinely no reason. They could have easily had her be Valerie Beaudry (sorry Val) instead or just MADE UP ANOTHER NAME because it's obvious that no one actually cared about her as a character they just wanted the wondy villain back so like !!!!!!!!!! Why even bother
#her entire treatment just makes me so angry#like in general it makes me mad and sad and a million other emotions#but the fucking robinson version just makes me enraged. beyond pissed off. because theres no fucking reason for it its bullshit and its the#one in current continuity right now. so i get to see tom king ww panels put on my dash that have this stupid fake vanessa and its so#infuriating. like thats NOT her!!!!!!! oh my freaking god people#her hair is BROWN and CURLY and shes dianas BABY SISTER who she lived with for YEARS like she was a MAJOR supporting ww character for the#longest time. like shes got about 100 appearances (just checked) preboot this is not a minor character#so freaking frustrating#blah#ALSO. FUCKING ALSO. THE FACT THAT THE WHOLE CURRENT VANESSA TURNED EVIL BC SHE REALIZED SHE WASNT SPECIAL TO DIANA BS. FUCK YOU THERE LIKE#OH MY GODDDDD “isnt special to diana” im going to fucking kill you. what do you mean she doesnt care about her specially. thats her FUCKING#BABY SISTER. not to sound like vanessa herself a la silver swan but those clowns at dc would never say that shit about cassie oh my god#not special my FUCKING ass. nessie and her mom were literally the first people invited to themyscira in post coie continuity#like yes diana trevor and steve trevor and even baby julia kapetelis washing ashore but like the kapetelises (and you could even say just#nessie bc again her mom had been there before) were the FIRST ones invited there like you cannot say diana didnt care about them more than#the average joe dc i fucking despise you.#this girl has been through so much why is dc incapable of throwing her a bone ever. nessie i am so sorry they did that to you sweetie.#gonna tag it bc her tag deserves the traffic#vanessa kapatelis#just makes me so mad#doing all that to the normal teen girl character in a wonder woman comic is so fucked actually like dc comics i should not have to explain#that to you. what message do you think you are sending here be serious
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conquered getting a shower please clap.....
#from chronic pain to bad body image issues & insecurity & big wave of dysphoria i didnt want to#but i washed off and even brushed my teeth :) didnt wash my hair but oh well#its 3:22 and i have to be up at 9 and my chest hurts and i am. so fucking sad. but we push on.
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i want my room super organised and clean but my roommate sucks she's so filthy and pathetic it makes me want to kill myself
#i cannot do this alone im tired#past one year ive taken the incharge to clean the room everytime and all she ever replies when i want her help is#“im tired not right now”#i can't do this anymore i can't live in a dirty room with webs and floors with stains and hair lying around#i cannot settle her on this she doesn't care she never wants to have the conversation#ive grown around people who're innately always more hygienic than me and i can't live around someone who lives like a rat in sewer#and a looot of men are so unclean smelly weird#but neither my brother or friends or father who's actually been in defense so you can guess his obsession with cleanliness#and my bf who has the tidiest room in boys hostel washes his clothes aware about his breath nails his room is so#ugh where the fuck im stuck#how is one supposed to study in a place like this#oh guess it's not a problem for a her because she never fucking studies that's why she's repeating right#but im so so tired of only the doing it
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i did tell you people i met a they might be giant right.
#I DONT THINK I DIDDDDDD like an insane person i left out one of the most bonkers moments of my california vacation#saying it now makes it seem like im making this up and the following story will seem made up but dude just trust me.#im fucking. ok sunday morning the morning of Thee Concert and i (used to waking up at 4-5 am) have been awake on and off since like 6 am#my friend? asleep.#now i enjoy waking up and falling back asleep for a couple of hours however by like 9:30 im starving i need BREAKFAST#like the very nice friend that i am i dont wake my friend up i let him sleep and leave him a message on my open laptop screen#because the fucking hotel room doesnt have a pad of paper?? so i leave my modern post it note of a message#saying that im going out for croissants and coffee#because im an idiot i severely misjudge how hot it's already gotten in los angeles in july#ive chosen to wear jeans (bad idea) and a long sleeve flowy black shirt (worse idea)#i also dont look my Greatest because my friend had been telling me dont wash ur hair before we curl it for the concert!!!#so this is my hair after flying in and everything the day before (It Needs To Be Washed)#im following google maps to the coffee place as i brave the streets of los angeles on a sunday morning#hollywood boulevard around the chinese theatre is insane btw. insane. but being from new york i am unfazed (well. a little fazed)#i am Sweating. its already gotta be 80 degrees. im also reaching critical hunger levels. but i continue on my journey#google maps leads me down a sidestreet and tells me to turn down some alley and im like well thats not right.#so i turn to go back the way i was headed and find another way to get to the coffee place#as i turn and head back up theres a guy going down this same block heading in my direction#i look at him and im like hey that guy kinda looks like oh my god it actually is him. mr john l of tmbg fame#and so i have a split second decision of like do i sayyyyyy something do i just ignore him while geeking out#somehow i decide to be bold and im just like gdjgmm hi excuse me i recognize you uh do you mind if i could get a photo#he was very nice and suggested we move into the shade and i took the photo trying to turn off google maps before i did#and i was like aa im seeing you in concert 2nite love your music thank u! and we went on our way.#i think i kinda like. stopped for a moment before i went on to the cafe and was like. that just happened??????? insane. but it gets better#i do finally get the coffees n croissants btw and get back to the hotel after melting in the heat#and my friend who likes tmbg better was losing his mind once i finally told him#so the following morning after our spars concert insanity we have breakfast at a diner and then head back to our hotel#and he's wearing a tmbg shirt he got and im in a spars shirt and as we're walking back a car horn honks near us#AND ITS BOTH THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS IN A CAR and they say hi and are like we like your shirts!#and my friend and i are like losing it but trying to be cool and like oh thabk you we loved your show hi! so theres my insane story
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#i am feeling so ill rn for no reason and i need to shower and wash my hair so bad but i can tell if i do it rn it’ll make the#lightheadedness ten times worse and there is a nonzero chance i will just pass out in there 😭#best guess is bc my period started today and yeah the first two days suck but they’re not usually This bad#personal#also this is the last thing i need rn it’s tech week and all rehearsals lately have been going/are going to go till 10 pm and i have no tim#to do all my assignments and my probability prof assigned a lab today that’s due TMRW AT MIDNIGHT? <- we usually get a class period btwn#it being assigned and the deadline and he’s not even giving us until the next class period to do it now like why is it due at midnight#instead of noon the next day… also i have not one but two exams immediately following this weekend and i really want to see my family for#easter but that sounds like such a bad idea im so unproductive at home and i’ll be busier than usual when i go home on top of that bc easte#and one of the exams is circuits for which exams are worth 90% of our grade and im averaging a 74% at the moment which is NOT#promising and. AAAAA#also have an exam this thursday which imnot nearly as worried abt but still. and i have to meet w someone abt a scholarship tmrw during my#free period so i Still can’t work on that stupid lab due tmrw night like. this sucks okay ‼️#the engineering chronicles#the music chronicles#i know it was only a matter of time before musical started stressing me out but 😭 please give me back the joys of saturday’s rehearsal…#oh also there’s ANOTHER probability lab due day after easter and same day as circuits exam and the prof is the same so he knows full well#what he’s doing like. why are you not giving us the usual period in btwn for these anymore fuck you <3#OH ALSO soldering qualification i need to do for like 3 hours wednesday the night before my thursday exam. nearly forgot abt that one i hat#it hereeee#soldering i could reschedule tho which i might do. but ive already pushed it back once so im like :/ do i really wanna do that#idk. still feel sick as fuck and still need to do physics prelab tonight 😭 it shouldn’t take long but i really don’t want to get up and#stare at my computer even more ifeel so awful rn#ANYWAY. sorry that was oversharing even for me i am just 😐 you know.
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Every time somebody writes Eddie doing something super cool and sexy I have have headcanon two goblin-esque habits for him to keep it even
#eddie munson x reader#hes despicable and im in love with him and hes not sexy unless he has the energy of a weird loser who does weird off putting stuff#and is sometimes shoved into water idk i need my fictional men as sad and pitiful as possible or else im not attracted to them anymore#u say hes like a super kinky dom that gets ass all the time?#i say he hasnt washed his hair in 2 weeks and wears all those layers bc he gets cold very easily and shivers a lot#idk if anybody else is listening to taz ethersea but theres this lil guy called urchin#and he speaks in a high pitched voice and one of the first things he says is im a nasty lil freak just a wild little guy#the other day i was trying to find a thru line of like when the wretched little man becomes truly my beloved wretched little man#and i think its when they get soaked in water against their will#like a baptism of sorts#to really become the kind of character i will think about for several years#just sopping wet in their clothes on the rest of the adventure while they are touching wet denim#which is always bad#anyway#i feel like i always need to end these by saying that this is 100% genuine and said with love but i feel like if u read this far u know#i just have very specific and very bad taste in dudes#ive been rewatching some formative media lately and hoo boy every fuckin one theres like a soaking wet miserable boy#that i was fucking obsessed with#and every time im like oh yeah thats gotta be the origin#and then i see an earlier one and its that one#who was the original horrrible boy that made me this way?#wait#fuck#fuck wait i do know who it is and now i need to go lay down#fucking annakin skywalker#he and padme were my first ship my first queer crush simultaneously#and aparently absolutely instilled the deep love of sad boy cool girl within me#thats the name my friend gave it and she said it so succinctly that i needed a minute bc thats it#cool girl is also a slug woman in her own ways but shes always confident about it at least#anyway thanks ive had this blog for a week and now u know the entire history of my taste in men thanks for coming to my seminar
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soon i finish my release radar im taking SHOWERRRRRR
#my hair is SO GREASY and NASTY and its bc i always get really fucking neurotic when i have anything done on my scalp#and it ends up in me not washing my hair for like 5-6 days. and its making me WORSEEEEEEEEEE ACTIVELY#im about to lose SO much hair when i do my lil mask. having to work it through with a wide tooth comb. like oh ok bye fucking 3 pounds of#hair. <- exaggeration obv but thats what it feels like#when i have to wash my hair after not. doing that for a while. its akin to the feeling of a period. it looks and feels like u are losing SO#MUCH blood but in reality isnt it just like a tablespoon or whatever. thats what happens w my hair#thin hair gang..... RISE!!!!!!
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My favorite bit of I'm In Mental Shambles tech is The Despair Wrap-Around, in which you, in your despair, let go of your responsibilities & basic funtions, causing the quality of yourself & your surroundings to go down, causing you to sink further into despair, until eventually a seperate person walks in & goes, "Wow, the way you live is disgusting, you should feel ashamed" only for that to trigger -- guess what? -- MORE FUCKING DESPAIR.
#gale chatter#negative#vent#yeah you're right! i didn't notice! I didn't notice that i had stopped eating & drinking & taking my pills & showering & leaving my room#& cleaning my room & washing my clothes & taking out my dirty dishes & my trash & making my bed & brushing my teeth & my hair#i DIDN'T NOTICE ANY OF THAT HOW CRAZY YYYU AREN'T I SO GROSS HA HA HA HA HAHA AA#I'm going to fucking blow my brains out & leave all this ugly mess to another person because i am too gross to live.#oh & also sleeping! i have not slept more than 6 hours a day in the past month
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Hi kids, local licensed hair person here again with another FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DONT USE FUCKING HE@D AND $HOULDERS UNLESS YOU HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE BECAUSE IT IS A TERRIBLE FUCKING PRODUCT THAT DOES SO MUCH GODDAMN DAMAGE AND TRICKS YOU INTO CONTINUOUSLY USING IT AND I CAN SMELL AND FEEL IT ON YOUR HAIR FROM A MILE AWAY.
#every time i see someone in a store staring woefully at a bottle#i just want to grab it from them and throw it in the trash#it just clogs your scalp with bullshit which makes you itch more and think you have more dandruff#and GIVES you more bc its trapping oils in the CRAP#and then you go oh no a flare up better use my h&s#also dry scalp and dandruff are not the same thing and so many people unnecessarily#use medicated stuff they dont even need bc they dont know that#IF YOU HAVE A PRIMARY DOC YOU CAN SEE EASILY CHEAPLY ETC AND AFFORDABLE INSUR#ASK THEM FOR A MEDICATED SHAMPOO#it will work so much more efficiently and you wont need it so often just pair it#with a good conditioner kept off the roots bc your scalp makes its own#dont fucking use h&s unless you have no other option and if you do use it#clarify your hair the next wash and USE ANOTHER PRODUCT IN BETWEEN#OKAY TIRADE OVER THANKS#DVE FOR MEN IS ALSO A TRASH FIRE FYI
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it's supposed to be 85° tomorrow are you fucking kidding me
#IT'S DECEMBER CAN I GET A COOL BREEZE AT LEAST. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE MID 50S MONTH. GIRL.#i have a big presentation tomorrow and i don't have time to wash my hair so dressing nice was my only option but my only nice school tops#are sweaters. what the fuck do you mean 85° in december i'm going to kill myself.#girl the dead week stress is becoming dead week apathy i already know i'm failing a class and i have until like friday to write a 5 page#paper with no prompt and pray my prof is feeling merciful enough to accept it even though it'll be late#i can feel myself shutting down and i won't be able to explain myself to my parents or my family at the holiday shitfests but! might be#getting diagnosed in the nearish future if 1) my new dr believes in adhd and 2) i can convince her i have it so fucking bad#sorry gang i feel like i do this every finals season but oh? my god am i having a genuinely bad time <3 also i sprained my ankle last night#and it hurts So Bad today so i'm hoping if i limp into class and also up to the front tomorrow they'll grade me easy#i do have to finish my fucking slides first. sighhhhhhhhhhhhhh.#a post
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ok i’m abt to go to bed i promise but i do need one more little tag ramble
#marzi speaks#goodnight tumblr#OK. so i took a shower before bed tonight. as ya do#and bc i’ve been reading go fanfic and getting emotional all day#i decided i’d play my love song playlist as bg music#i’m hanging out. washing my hair etc#suddenly. she’s an angel by they might be giants#i go from casual brain association hanging out to Emotional Wreck almost immediately#it’s such a sweet song. it’s so sappy. it’s so perfect for them#song ends. i’m like ok ok. that was sweet but it’s new song time#what comes on? LOVEFOOL. BY. THE FUCKING. CARDIGANS#the way my voice nearly BROKE as i (quietly bc it was late) sang ‘what i could have done in another way to make you stay’#it was insane. the control i had to not start crying#scary part is that playlist has linger from the cranberries on it. thank fucking GOD it didn’t triple kill me#it already got that 1-2 punch. it easily coulda taken me out#but it didn’t. it moved on to something else#but oh my GODDDD the rush of emotion was insane#dude hyperfixation feelings plus hormonal clock feelings are fucking crazyyyyy#i go from ‘i love my friends so muchhhhhhh’ to ‘they love each other so muchhhhhh’ to ‘THEY’RE STUPID TO EACH OTHER SO MUCHHHHHHHH’#it is funny tho. can’t complain abt that#still tho i like. felt my heart pang in my chest as that music hit me. i physically felt my heartstrings get tugged
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Y'all wanna know what I wanna know? How do you go in a salon asking for this ⤵️
And come out looking like this⤵️
It does not make sense
#yes i am still bitter#i don't even look as cool as mello bc the bangs are wrong#i deadass look like i have a hair helmet on#we tried to go get it fixed today and they honestly made it worse#its somehow flatter than it was before AND the fucking DOUSED my head in hairspray#I'm gonna learn to cut the damn shit myself isth#elliot rambles#mini rant#oh and i asked if they could just cut the back shorter so the bangs & side pieces stood out more#and they all went “oh no! let us just style it first and see how it looks” so then i felt morally obligated to let them do that l#and by the time they were done i just didn't care and said “looks good :]” because i didnt want to bother getting my hair rewashed AGAIN#bc they had me wash it b4 coming in then the stylist washed it then she put too much gel in it which looked bad bc my hair is thin#so she washed it again- and now IM gonna have to wash it again to get all this fuckin hairspray out#this is why i do nothing with my hair
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got into minor traffic collision (lady w bike didnt look where the hell she was going and when she DID spot me just fukin. instead of turning away rammed headfirst into me rip i fell dramatically next to the road and everything). spent close to one hour at work sitting crying w an ice pack on my hand then almost four hours at hospital mostly waiting but at least 1. i made so much progress on my duolingo score you have no idea 2. meanwhile the beautiful man v kindly responded to me and kept the conversation going. wild 3. i can stay home for three more days and recuperate despite not having broken anything :) waheyy
#feel a LIL guilty abt my colleagues havin to work bc we're understaffed but. hand rlly hurts and hospital note says stay home sowwyyyy#im a lil bummed though. ive never broken anything and wouldve loved to get like a bright pink cast to doodle on..#i cried so much today both frm physical pain and emotional distress but at least it's a work accident so the cost should be... manageable?#i should get my bike checked tho... some pieces fell off my brakes are kinda fucked from slamming em shut and it makes a weird noise now ugh#also oh throwback to my prev accident a few years back aka when i got hit by a car and didnt even go to hospital abt it. lol. ah good times.#anyway i have a tinder date tmrw so gotta go and wash my hair. wish me luck i cant bend my middle & index finger without so so much pain rip
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