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sirenedoug · 10 months

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My Ukrainian egg skills just succumbed to my brain rot

#ofmd art #ofmd #our flag meets death #ofmd brainrot #ofmd edward teach #stede bonnet #ofmd stede #OFMD foot touch

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stellarnoodle · 7 months

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OFMD S2 Trailer + Text Posts

#ofmd #our flag means death #stede bonnet #crew of the revenge #ed and stede #jim ofmd #ofmd brainrot #edward teach #revenge crew #ofmd meme #ofmd season 2 #ofmd s2 #ofmd textposts #ofmd textpost memes #ofmd text post #ofmd text posts

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the-widow-olivia · 1 month

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Saw that Rhys Darby was going to be in an episode of Night Court, and I got really concerned for any Night Court fans out there who have no idea that there is a flotilla of pirates about to descend on them.

So I made a helpful guide we can give to fans of other shows when OFMD cast members show up.

So your favorite TV show has cast an OFMD actor!

Hello! It's us, the friendly queer pirate crew, here to enjoy your television program alongside you. We don't bite (and even if we do, it usually sets off a hilarious chain of events that ends in a lovely wedding).

You may notice at some point during our time together that one or more OFMD fans will begin foaming at the mouth or melting into the floor as though they have no bones. This is perfectly normal, as all OFMD fans suffer from a severe form of brain rot previously only found in goats.

However, be warned, the following "normal" items may cause ferality in OFMD fans:

- Oranges (petrified or regular)

- The color teal

- The color purple

- The color black

- The color red

- Fuck it, all the colors. We own colors now.

- Goldfish

- Cats

- Seagulls

- Snakes

- Beanies

- Gloves

- Cake (can be combined with oranges)

- Garlic

- Soup

- Garlic soup

- Legs (pronounced "ligs")

- Eyes (“EYEEE!” however, will just make us laugh)

If an OFMD fan becomes a little too feral, you can soothe them by playing Gnossienne No. 5 and putting a blanket over their head until they calm down. Note: Results may vary if said fan is in “clowning” mode.

OFMD fans are a friendly bunch, but we are often socially anxious. Here are a few phrases you can practice at home if you want to befriend an OFMD fan:

“Wow, that Rhys Darby sure has nice legs.”

“That WJW with Con O’Neill got me right in the feels.”

“Our Flag Means Death deserves a third season and all the Emmys.”

Anyhoo, we’re delighted to be here enjoying TV with you, and you are all invited to Calypso’s next birthday. (BYO bathtub)

❤️

The Crew

#ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd fandom #save ofmd #rhys darby #Ofmd fans #ofmd brainrot #con o'neill #polite menacing until the end of time

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thecoolestcowboy · 7 months

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BECAUSE THE NIGHT BELONGS TO LOVERS, BECAUSE THE NIGHT BELONGS TO LUST!!!! BECAUSE THE NIGHT BELONGS TO LOVERS, BECAUSE THE NIGHT BELONGS TO US!!!

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jesuschristt-thatsaprettyface · 2 years

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me: info dumping about my current blorbo

everyone else:

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wrensgeekyvibes · 7 months

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Frenchie

I don't know why Ed is still pining for Stede when Frenchie is RIGHT THERE.

I kid (kinda), but I am so happy to see this awkward cinnamon roll back. The glow up is -chefs kiss-

I will say that one of my favorite scenes in S02E01 is the interaction between him and Ed at the end of the episode. For someone who has taught himself to bottle everything up, he cannot bottle up the overwhelming feeling of hopelessness as Ed describes his plan to never return to land.

#our flag means death season 2 #ofmd frenchie #ofmd brainrot #ofmd s2 #ofmd #ofmd season 2 #ofmd spoilers #ofmd season 2 spoilers #frenchie appreciation #joel fry

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larphis · 8 months

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I know the brainrot is strong but I really can’t shake the idea that Ed&Stede are gonna get married - whether it’ll be in this season or the next.

Because… just imagine if they’d keep the wedding toppers that Ed stole.

(I mean Stede would probably cry out of the sheer wave of emotions that would hit him as soon as he’d find out about them… come on, the guy couldn’t even decide on a flag and instead hung all of his crew’s designs up like a dad who pins his kids’ drawings to the fridge)

And eventually there would be a parallel shot of the time Ed stole them from the straights to “current day” where the painted versions are sitting on a brand new wedding cake and as the camera zooms out we see them at an improvised altar on the Revenge, holding hands and smiling like the goofy head-over-heals in love idiots that they are.

#our flag means death #ofmd 2 #ofmd teaser #ofmd headcanon #ofmd brainrot #stede bonnet #Edward teach #gentlebeard #blackbonnet #ofmd #our flag means death season 2 #gentlebeard wedding #extra bit of headcanon:#imagine if both Lucius and Izzy would share the roles of the priest because Lucius would be obsessed with the idea of planing a wedding #(Even though he’d probably still be pissed at Ed - but I have the feeling that he’d forgive him eventually with an annoyed eyeroll)#and Izzy would just wanna do it in hopes of sabotaging the wedding and with the thoughts of #‘Fine Edward if this is what you want I’ll make sure that the day will might as well be memorable’#so while Izzy and Lucius totally turn the whole ceremony into one big event of unorganized chaos and screaming and bickering #we get another shot of Ed and Stede just gazing into each others eyes with the most love drunken smile ever - not even minding what these #idiot children of theirs are up to now #this headcanon was brought to you by:#I just really want some wholesome Gentlebeard wedding fluff and I am so desperate that I might as well create it myself if no one else does

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hexedbyhecate · 1 year

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#gentlebeard #izzy hands #our flag means death #ed teach #edward teach #stede bonnet #ofmd #teal oranges #tealoranges #lucius spriggs #gay pirates #jim x oluwande #jim jimenez #oluwande boodhari #ofmd brainrot #ofmd buttons

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oddityandaberration · 7 months

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***OFMD SEASON2 SPOILERS***

I'm a mer-Stede defender! I loved that scene. I understand why a some found it "cringe" but I love the idea of a middle aged man envisioning the light of his life as a beautiful, mythical creature he once hoped to me massaged to death by

#ofmd season 2 #ofmd #our flag means death #gay pirates #ofmd brainrot #rhys darby #ofmd spoilers

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imacowboy3 · 8 months

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Oh let me take a look on my microscope

Wait... what is that???

Is this... no it couldn't be

Oh my God it is!!

Izzy hands?? What are you doing in my petri dish?

Ya'll have @hellishqueer to thank for giving me the inspiration for this lol

#he he lil angy dude #i NEED to study him like a bug #ofmd brainrot #izzy hands #our flag means death #i cant believe *this* is the first piece of digital art im posting in my life

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sirenedoug · 3 months

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So Captain asked us to have at it…

#our flag meets death #ofmd #ofmd brainrot #save ofmd #save our flag means death #renew as a crew #ofmd fanart

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raykopp · 2 years

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🏴‍☠️ “GRACE! What he said..” 🙏

#ofmd brainrot #art #digital art #digital drawing #digital illustration #drawing #ofmd stede #blackbeard ofmd #ed ofmd #ofmd fanart #ourflagmeansdeath #our flag means death fanart #gaypirates

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victor-didnt-have-a-phd · 2 years

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*Ed and Stede skipping stones on a lake*

Stede: what a wonderful evening

Ed: take that you fucking lake

#ofmd #ofmd brainrot #our flag means death #ofmd incorrect quotes #blackstede #stede bonnet #blackbeard #blackbonnet #ed ofmd #stede ofmd

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thecoolestcowboy · 4 months

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another deranged izzy post

#ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd izzy #ofmd israel hands #ofmd brainrot #our flag memes death #izzy ofmd #live izzy hands reaction #izzy hands #israel hands #ofmd meme

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snakes-arecool · 6 months

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I came to the relization that explains almost everything, or atleast to me. Episode 7 season 2 it a direct parallel to episode 5 when Ed goes and is well liked with the aristocrats. Then they all turned on him, this is exactly what happened to stede and pirates. He is so well liked that it goes to his head and it goes badly. Last time stede helped Ed because that is his group, now Ed has to do the same!

#ofmd s2 #ofmd season 2 spoilers #ofmd brainrot #our flag means death #gentlebeard #ed and stede #ofmd season two

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wrensgeekyvibes · 7 months

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Lighthouse

I'm late to this realization....but it's a goddamn LIGHTHOUSE LIGHT he sees in the water. Stede is his light.

I CANNOT TAKE THIS SHOW.

#our flag means death stede #our flag means death season 2 #our flag means love #ofmd stede #ed ofmd #stedward #edward x stede #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd brainrot #our flag means death #ofmd s2 #ofmd season 2 #ofmd season 2 spoilers #he is the lighthouse #merman #damn you david jenkins #blackbonnet

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