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hot boy devastatingly gorgeous man summer 🛥️
#louis tomlinson#louis tomlinson gifs#louis gifs#fitfwt gifs#my fitfwt content#louisupdates#louisprojectstracks#mindofwalls#louistomlinsoncouk#it is what it is#tomlinson tattoo appreciation#hot boy summer#offense = taken#fitfwt reels#rich hot boyfriend energy off the charts
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Currently obsessed with the idea that the boys go to Time for love advice, since "he's married so he knows this stuff right?"
I mean they couldn't recognize a wedding ring??? And neither did he???
And time was saying this in his youth I mean cmon
Twilight: So ancestor. What would you do if like. Malon left to another world and never came back
Time: ... bro Malon called me fairy boy and then we were married like what
Hyrule: So uhh old man. How does one. Meet a girl.
Time: By speaking to her I guess? Or not, Malon did the talking for me
Hyrule: riiiiight...
Wild *no tact*: Hey so like... what if your redheaded wife who's name started with M died.
Time: what?!?!
Wild, undeterred: but like before she proposed.
Time: ...
Wild: and you don't remember if you would have said yes. What's your advice for dealing with that?
Time: ... vent to a fairy?
Warriors: hey old man
Time: no no no not this one asking me please
Warriors: how do I get women to stop coming after me. So I can ya know. Choose without war trying to force me into relationships
Time: I can safely say I've never had that problem captain
Wars: of course not *smirks*
Wars: ok but seriously how do I make them go away
Time: ... wear a wedding ring so they think you're taken, I've got a shiny extra
Time: no no why- they won't stop, I don't know how to do love!
Time: ok well at least I have legend. That kid would never ask for advice, I'll sit by him.
Legend: so old man.
Time, looking forward to a normal conversation: yeah?
Legend: hypothetically, what would you do if you found out Malon didn't exist.
Legend: And her whole world didn't, but it did, and now it doesn't
Time: ...Excuse me for a minute.
Time, writing a letter as fast as he can: MALON HOW DO I GIVE LOVE ADVICE THEY THINK IM WISE
Malon: lol
Happy Valentine's Day guys, have a headcanon :P
The boys go to Time for love advice and Time spouts whatever wise-sounding bs he can, before shoving them all on Malon for therapy when they visit the ranch
Art and comic by Jojo @linkeduniverse! :D
#I'm just??? we have like three different times they went to him with love problems? guys he grew up in a forest raised by a tree#he proposed with a cosplay ring#Malon laughs her head off when he says they're going to him for advice#'babe I had to force you into understanding marriage'#'give me the boys I'll talk to them'#to the boys: 'listen Links don't stop going to him for love advice. ask about the most wierd traumatic shit you've been through'#'cook record his reactions this'll be hilarious'#'he's seemed wise...' 'he don't know shit kids he's quoting me'#Lu time#lu#linked universe#linkeduniverse#little did he know legend was the worst of them all#wars wears the glittery engagement ring he recommended with pride 'sorry I'm taken ladies in case you missed the sparkle'#technically Valentine's Day was 43 minutes ago but shhhh it's ok time doesn't know what love is either#I do not have several of the games or complete information#if I said something incorrect (or offensive ever) let me know :)#love you guys#:)
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Thinking about nicknames or pet names for Whumpee being absolutely ruined by Whumper.
Where Whumpee was once fond of Caretaker using their shortened name, now they can’t stand to hear it. Now they’re afraid of endearing terms like dear, or love, or sweetheart, because it was what Whumper called them.
#and this creates quite the emotional wreck for Caretaker as well#imagine THAT conversation#imagine Caretaker’s grief and anger over something so small being taken away from Whumpee#even when stupid nicknames are low on Whumpee’s list of Whumper’s offenses#whump
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Stede is a special kind of soft and loving this season, and it's making him so fucking powerful. Endearing himself and his crew to the fucking Queen of Pirates without even trying. Ignoring his grief to pull off a daring rescue of the very people who killed the love of his life. Dragging Ed from the brink of death with the promise of safety and his unconditional love.
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first time i've spoken on here in like a month and i immediately lost 27 followers in an hour OK GUYS I GET IT
#again you can blacklist the tag 'non figure' if you don't wanna hear me yap#no offense taken it exists for your convenience <3#i will go watch movie now. in silence#me.txt#non figure
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I don't get how you could all be in love at the same time with each other, no offense
R: I dunno, but I think it might be because we all love eachother.. I don't know
J: Yeah maybe.
P: Sounds about right...
#this is a joke lmao#amazing digital circus#bunnydoll#funnybunny#funnybunnydoll#jax x pomni#jax x pomni x ragatha#jax x ragatha#pomni x ragatha#tadc#tadc fanart#ragatha x pomni#buttonblossom#ragapom#jesterdoll#ask#ask blog#no offense taken! (coming from a polyamorous person)
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You said in tags once that pedophiles and child predators aren't the same, can you explain why? /GEN
For the same reason that people with any kind of attraction to anyone ever aren't all rapists/don't all pursue romantic/sexual feelings that could or definitely would hurt the other person. Because paraphilias are simply the morally neutral state of experiencing attraction and rape/grooming is Not That. Because people *choose* to hurt others, but not what they feel. Because a good majority of child sexual abusers aren't even pathologically/paraphilically attracted to children, they *just want to hurt them because they can.* Because they're dissatisfied with something in life, or want a punching bag, or want to feel powerful, etc etc.
It's not really different conceptually from physical abuse. Do people do it because they have icky feelings about liking blood or violence? No. They do it to feel powerful. Sexual abuse is not about sex but about power. Hope this answers your question. I've answered it a good million times on this blog but eh I'm in a generous mood.
#anon response#pro para#girl imagine if ppl blamed randomass sadists for me getting beat up as a kid#like. no. thats not how that works. if they got off on hurting me in a literal sense they mightve been a little nicer ab it.#honestly its just flat out offensive to equate thoughts and feelings with abuse#regardless of someone's pathology you can always choose to do good and always choose to do evil#what you do with that ability is up to you. but rather than focusing consequences on random 'freaks' maybe focus them on#'normal people' who decide to covertly abuse their kids. or the priest who got tired of being godly and did some fucked shit#it is not the freaks you should fear but those who put on a face of normalcy while treating others like garbage and hurting people#also mostly those that are self aware know how to Be Good so to speak and im saying this broadly ab all 'dangerous' thoughts#ppl who know they can get triggered into violence will usually avoid sais triggers. ppl who spiral out of control during an episode will#have someone watch over them or find some way to offset any possible damage#even for people in whom some sort of harm is an instinctive reaction and not a conscious decision#steps can be should be and are taken to minimize problems and recover from anything that needs it#i trust a big 3 paraphile easier than an unstable person in power with no self awareness#because ive met both and only one has ever seriously hurt me. guess.
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Slightly-cleaned-up doodles from last night.
#welcome home#frank frankly#eddie dear#Offense taken. Retribution...delayed. They'll be back.#Unaffiliated with the incredible Welcome Home creation I'm just a fan having fun!
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Okay, so I JUST finished Season 3 of Leverage- but I have to rewatch Season 3 (my mom wants to watch the season with me- I got way too excited and I couldn't wait to watch it.) Anyway, I'm rewatching Season 1 episode 1- (just because.)
Anyway- after watching them grow with each other- going back and hearing them not wanting to work together is hilarious.
Like when the bomb went off; who went out first? Parker, Hardison, and Eliot.
When Hardison tripped? Eliot pulled him up.
In the hospital? They kept Eliot in the same room as Nate. They had Hardison and Parker share a same room.
When they went and collected Sophie; All their expressions were accurate and haven't changed.
It was suppose to be a one and done. Walk away. Clean their hands of each other.
But their bad guys and sometimes bad guys are sometimes the only good guys.
They can't walk away.
#leverage#nate ford#sophie devereaux#sophie.txt#eliot spencer#parker#alec hardison#season 1 vs. season 3#lol#that's twenty pounds of crazy in a five pound bag#a one and done#he doesn't like guns#the safety is on#parker takes not getting money more offensive then having her life be taken#there is something wrong with her#but the boys love her#eliot saved hardison#foreshadowing much?#eliots little smirk#aaaahhhh#i love this show
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no offense but I get such a good laugh out of seeing your chapter counts go up one at a time
anon i think this says it all:
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i’ll never understand zuko post-spirit-coma in ba sing se, i swear. idk if i’m dumb or if it’s a writing thing but whatever ‘conclusion’ he comes to from his dreams that leaves him so positive towards iroh, but not yet to the point of acknowledging his fathers abuse/helping the avatar, is lost on me. i guess that’s why i like fics that cover it and explain it in more detail
#also. no offense dante ily but. your voice acting sucks in that section#the jasmine dragon will be the best—shut uP! sHUT UP SHUT UP#i’ve literally just taken one fic’s explanation and made it canon in my head even tho it only kinda fits w the canon narrative/expression#nothing works because it’s just. a fake out right? like that’s all it is… right?#genuine question tbh#i’d maybe be more ok with it if we ever saw him that happy again#but we don’t so. it just reads as out of character#idk how to tag this#critical stuff i never know how to tag#so. i just won’t tag anything i guess
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Two questions
If the Lords in Black are all brothers and Webby is their sister, do they have parents (if so, who)? If not then how do they know they’re siblings? How does Black and White dna work?
Do you think Wiggly ever full names his siblings when he’s mad at them like a pissed off parent? Has he ever just been so pissed he goes “T’NOY KARAXIS-“ and then a sick musical cue plays-
#also is there a reason they’re summoned in the order they are?#cause they invoke the names in order of pokey blinky nibbly tinky wiggly#is it in order of power? I still haven’t watched most of nightmare time so I’m not sure exactly but that doesn’t feel like it#no offense to tinky but he doesn’t seem all that powerful#did they just pick whatever order sounded cool and go with it?#I’d be fine if they did because the opening for the summoning fucking slaps#also also I saw a theory that said that the lords in black were first summoned to all the hatchetfield timelines in npmd#but wouldn’t it make more sense if the lib were summoned by the same cult that made the black alters#starkid#lords in black#maddy’s thoughts (taken straight from the brain)
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Ive been really busy lately and ive been missing drawing so here are some really old goofy ahh sketches of todd, gubi and abed
#abed nadir#community nbc#community tv#community#dan harmon#trobed#abed community#fanart#todd community#none taken#no offense todd#gubi#gubi nadir#iqbal theba#danny pudi#todd jacobson#doodles#goofy ahh
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You. You didn’t know you were an angst writer?????????????????? That’s like Stephen King finishing his 100th horror novel and then looking up and saying “Wait. Am I a horror writer????????” Sofie PLEASE-
(I mean this in a light hearted joking way I do not mean to offend in any way)
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN
#absolutely no offense taken anon!#this ask made me giggle super hard#stuff by sofie#sofie answers asks#fanfic writer#fanfiction writer#writers on tumblr#writer things#writer problems
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Alucard moved so fast and he looks so disturbed oml
#“Perhaps you're just an angry teenager in an adult's body.”#Go queen ily /p#Sypha Belnades#Alucard Tepes#He has taken more offense to this than anything Trevor has said#I needed to stand up and leave the room to digest this#Images I took with my phone held up to a screen:#FriedTalk#Castlevania#Netflix Castlevania
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