"hi welcome to McDonald's what can I get for you?"
"Yeah can I get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?"
"absolutely, do you want the Meal or just the sandwich?"
"uuuuuh hold on"
*fishes my wallet out of my pocket*
"miles what do I do."
"get the fries, lad. youll need the energy in the coming days."
*stuffs wallet back in my pocket*
"uhh yes please the meal would be great"
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“can you please stop talking about Sterek?”
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MY interpretation of an odo/o'brien kayaking session
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Finally finished up Deep Space Nine! I also tossed TNG and Lower Decks in here, which I'd completed before. The collection is coming along!
#startrek #startrekdeepspacenine #startrekds9 #ds9 #sisko #captainsisko #jadzia #jadziadax #dax #bashir #odo #quark #kira #majorkira #obrien #chiefobrien #guldukat #dukat #worf #garak
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KIRK: I saved the galaxy several times
SPOCK: I began the reunification of the Vulcan and Romulan peoples
PIKE: They named medals of honor and shuttles after me
ARCHER: I have 2 planets named after me and became the Federation President
SISKO: I'm the Bajoran Jesus
PICARD: I saved the Federation from the Borg 3 times, I am also the cherished pet of a god
DATA: There's a whole village of android synths built in my image
WESLEY: I evolved into a time travelling superbeing
JANEWAY: I captained my ship across the whole galaxy
B'ELANNA: My child is the Klingon Jesus
MICHAEL: I saved all life in the galaxy from an insane AI, and then helped rebuild the Federation 900 years later
O'BRIEN: I'm the most important person in Federation history
CHAPEL: I wrote a cookbook
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Time for low-poly suffering
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O'brien: Alright, so the vampire's gravestone is—
Bashir: Cenotaph.
O'brien: What?
Bashir: It's only a gravestone if it marks the location of a body. A monument honouring someone whose body isn't present is a cenotaph.
O'brien: I'm... not sure that's how it works if the body gets up and walks away on its own.
Bashir: There's a precedent for gravestones being reclassified as cenotaphs if the body is later removed and reinterred elsewhere. There's no rule that says the body itself can't do the removing.
O'brien: Okay, but the body is very much coming back. That's kind of what we're here to accomplish.
Bashir: So it's a temporary cenotaph.
O'brien: And naturally our greatest concern here is avoiding semantic ambiguity.
Bashir: Semantic ambiguity is how vampires get you.
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( I want to kiss you so bad )
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O'Brien is the type of person to take Winston's glasses away and ask "How many fingers am l holding up?"
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