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sunriseabram · 5 months

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Can you imagine how angry Exy strikers must get at Andrew? Not only for shutting them out but because he is literally five foot tall and there is no way he should be able to reach the top corner and yet somehow he moves before the ball even leaves the racquet. How frustrating must that be.

#and neil drools #now imagine #andrew showing off for neil #and someone telling them to save the foreplay #aftg #all for the game #neil josten #andrew minyard

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sri-rachaa · 1 year

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…oh the controversial angst idea. In tags it goes.

#Imagine.#Bright Eyes and Sam’s relationship as last we heard before the playlist got privated was…not good.#Basically Sam blamed Bright Eyes for getting themself and Frederick turned as it was their idea for coming to the park in the first place #now imagine #they’re relationship never mended- as we actually don’t know if it did #Bright Eyes seeing Sam forgive and show empathy for Darlin’ in a similar situation #They get genuinely upset #Why were they a monster in his eyes but they weren’t? What made them such a horrible person??#They go to Vincent and he tries to help but he knows there’s nothing he can do to make them feel less guilty and alone.#The angst. omfh.#[In summary: I miss Bright Eyes.]

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eve-pie · 7 months

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Happy 18th birthday to my idiot sister

@notbutton

Now that's a massive skill issue

#oc art #demon oc #ibs paint x #happy birthday #now imagine #pathetic loser #i love you though

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kittycatcock · 1 year

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HI i hear it is sweaty girl sunday friday O_O sniffing you and even licking you

sweaty girl sunday's come early, its a sweaty miracle! now, be grateful to sweaty girls and get huffing *shoves ur face in my crotch* <3

#ive been told my girlsmell has a 'sweetness' to it #now imagine #(to all u infp kinksters out there this will be enough)#kittys mewsings :3

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rivetgoth · 3 months

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It's honestly crazy that discussion around testosterone HRT skews so much towards the beginning stages of it (to the point that you have dozens of guys thinking their transition is "failed" if they don't pass by like a year in lol) and what the initial changes of the first couple of months to years look like, like the classic laundry list of those early basic changes like bottom growth, voice drop, etc, when IMO literally none of that compares remotely to the depth and intensity of the long term total masculinization you start to experience like 3-5+ years in.

#also has made it increasingly difficult to relate to those early into their transition honestly #like not in a bitter way it’s just like hard to express how diff the experience is #of being like a year on T vs 5 😭#ETA I muted this post ages ago now but fwiw seeing transphobes pop up in the notes on occasion just to say cruel reactionary shit #you are clowns I cannot imagine seeing a post that is ONLY about discussing with folks about the reality of a medication #and choosing to make that your moment to get a schoolyard bully jab in about how you find it gross or something.#you are less well adjusted than most children. may the universe be kinder to you than you are to others.

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 6 months

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the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible

#due to the Great Data Decay academics write viciously argumentative articles on which episodes aired in what order #at conferences professors have known to engage in physically violent altercations whilst debating the air date number of household viewers #90% of the couch gags have been lost and there is a billion dollar trade in counterfeit “lost copies”#serious note: i'll be honest i always assumed it was english imperialism that made shakespeare so inescapable in the 19th/20th cent #like his writing should have become obscure at the same level of his contemporaries #but british imperialists needed an ENGLISH LANGUAGE (and BRITISH) writer to venerate #and shakespeare wrote so many damn things that there was a humongous body of work just sitting there waiting to be culturally exploited...#i know it didn't happen like this but i imagine a English Parliament House Committee Member For The Education Of The Masses or something #cartoonishly stumbling over a dusty cobwebbed crate labelled the Complete Works of Shakespeare #and going 'Eureka! this shall make excellent propoganda for fabricating a national identity in a time of great social unrest.#it will be a cornerstone of our elitist educational institutions for centuries to come! long live our decaying empire!'#'what good fortune that this used to be accessible and entertaining to mainstream illiterate audience members...#..but now we can strip that away and make it a difficult & alienating foundation of a Classical Education! just like the latin language :)'#anyway maybe there's no such thing as the 'greatest writer of x language' in ANY language?#maybe there are just different styles and yes levels of expertise and skill but also a high degree of subjectivity #and variance in the way that we as individuals and members of different cultures/time periods experience any work of media #and that's okay! and should be acknowledged!!! and allow us to give ourselves permission to broaden our horizons #and explore the stories of marginalized/underappreciated creators #instead of worshiping the List of Top 10 Best (aka Most Famous) Whatevers Of All Time/A Certain Time Period #anyways things are famous for a reason and that reason has little to do with innate “value”#and much more to do with how it plays into the interests of powerful institutions motivated to influence our shared cultural narratives #so i'm not saying 'stop teaching shakespeare'. but like...maybe classrooms should stop using it as busy work that (by accident or designs)#happens to alienate a large number of students who could otherwise be engaging critically with works that feel more relevant to their world #(by merit of not being 4 centuries old or lacking necessary historical context or requiring untaught translation skills)#and yeah...MAYBE our educational institutions could spend less time/money on shakespeare critical analysis and more on...#...any of thousands of underfunded areas of literary research i literally (pun!) don't know where to begin #oh and p.s. the modern publishing world is in shambles and it would be neat if schoolwork could include modern works?#beautiful complicated socially relevant works of literature are published every year. it's not just the 'classics' that have value #and actually modern publications are probably an easier way for students to learn the basics. since lesson plans don't have to include the #important historical/cultural context many teens need for 20+ year old media (which is older than their entire lived experience fyi)

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madamemachikonew · 1 month

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"Go to hell" is basic. "Hope your favourite anime movie sequel gets cancelled after seven years in production AND getting an animated teaser." is smart. It's possible. It's terrifying. It's happened.

#I don't follow YOI #but seriously though I feel really bad for the fans #Mappa has such talented staff but management's work practices suuuuuck #those guys are probably being overworked on way too many projects and there's been too high a staff turnover to continue the film #like I'd be amazed if any of the original artists are still working on it #imagine working on it knowing now that your work won't see daylight and that none of the overtime or suffering was worth it #yuri on ice #ice adolescence #mappa studio

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deimosatellite · 3 months

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o yea bird guy

#that made me laugh so much ty luffy #imagine ur law and ur beefing w this guy your whole life and luffy goes ''o yea bird guy"#one piece #almost to dressrosa im on the last few eps of punk hazard now #monkey d luffy #trafalgar law #donquixote doflamingo

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michelle-jacksons-art-blog · 10 months

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Part 2 in the reblogs 💖

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stuckinapril · 3 months

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As if to reinforce how few fucks it gives, Israel carpet bombed Rafah yesterday (on the same day there was an ICJ hearing about its ongoing genocide). Today it broke that its relentless bombardments have demolished a mosque in Rafah—not a new move for Israel, as it has already destroyed several mosques in Gaza. And this isn’t even part of the ground offensive Israel intends to embark on in Rafah, fully unstopped because anyone who has the power to stop them doesn’t give a fuck for Arab lives. We are watching the erasure of Palestine in real time, from its sacred sites to its people themselves.

#palestine #gaza #israel #I can’t imagine how hard this is for Palestinians like there is nothing left #this was the safe zone and now it’s being bombed too #palestine is just being razed to the ground

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chaiaurchaandni · 4 months

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have humans developed a language that can accurately describe the intensity of this grief?

#this is beyond words #i cant imagine who alone this person feels right now #and how alone all palestinians must feel #completely abandoned and forgotten by the world as your body is ripped to shreds in broad daylight #by 65k tonnes of bombs #this feels like the end of the world to me. i cant imagine anything beyond this #free palestine #palestine #gaza #glory to the martyrs #from the river to the sea palestine will be free #long live palestine #long live the resistance #death to israel

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sugarlywhispers · 5 months

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the sudden thought of bakugou katsuki sending an audio to his s/o while at the gym, where he speaks IN BETWEEN GASPS AND GRUNTS AND EVEN GROWLS BECAUSE OF THE AMOUNT OF WEIGHT HE'S LIFTING WHILE ALSO TALKING ABOUT WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE FOR DINNER AND SUGGESTING MEALS OR PLEACES TO GO IF YOU WANT AND THEN HE SAYS, "Ugh... whatever you... mmh... want, baby, it's yours..." AND HE EXHALES FUCKING SEXILY AS THE SOUND OF THE WEIGHT DROPPING IS HEARD.

— I'M DYING HELP.

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awildes · 1 month

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Jumped on the trend and painted my favorite townies! Krobus is such a little sweet thing I love him 🤧

#Stardew Valley #Stardew Valley wizard #Stardew Valley Krobus #Stardew Valley Leah #Stardew Valley Evelyn #Stardew Valley Shane #Stardew Valley Marlon #I know Marlon's got nothing going on for him in the game #but imagine if he was an old retired knight #finding a new purpose now that's he's done serving the kingdom #in training a farm kid in swords #Krobus #Shane #Evelyn #Marlon #Leah #Rasmodius

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opikiquu · 22 days

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iknow my comics are ugly please just hear me out

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milf-murdock · 13 days

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Simon muttering "what have you done to me?" when he realizes he’s in love with you.

Maybe it's the first time he catches himself draping a blanket over your form after you accidentally fall asleep on his lap.

Maybe it’s the first time he finds himself hurrying home after a mission because he just can’t wait to see your face.

Or maybe it’s the first time he catches himself eyeing a beautiful bouquet of flowers in the shops. “Ten fucking quid for flowers? Are they mental?” He sets them down with a huff and walks away to finish his shopping…only to begrudgingly grab them anyways on his way to the till.

He knows they will make you smile—that bright beautiful smile you seem to reserve just for him.

And as he sets the soft pink bundle on the checkout counter he can’t help but mutter aloud, “what have you done to me?”

#I promise I will write something of substance soon #I’m just down bad right now #so enjoy this sweet lil thought #simon riley #simon ghost riley #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley x you #ghost x reader #ghost x you #simon riley imagine #simon “ghost” riley x reader

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shadow4-1 · 1 month

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I'm just imagining being a double agent sent to infiltrate the 141 and kill Ghost, except you're smarter than all the men who've tried. You know brute force won't get you where you need to be, so instead you pretend to be a sweet little medic who's got a crush on him.

And when he finally takes you to bed, and you've got him underneath you, you pull out a pocket knife and press it to his jugular.

And he just cums. Hard.

He's not phased in the slightest, even when his orgasm finally ends and theres a little blood trickling down his neck. He just chuckles up at you, seemingly taking your confusion for awe.

"Could've just told me yer into that kinky shit, Love."

#and now youve gotta call up your boss and tell him the deals off and ur having his kids #i dont make the rules #cod imagines #mw2 #call of duty #mw2 headcanons #simon ghost riley #cod mwii #simon riley x reader

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