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shrimp-propaganda · 11 months

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again sorry this is not shrimp but my dog struggles with leash reactivity and i've been really trying to work on that with her as best i can (she is a rescue mutt and a hot mess) and today! we were on our evening walk and i was able to redirect her attention away from another dog TWICE and this is just very big for her and i'm very proud of her and i want to yell it from the rooftops but i live in a garden level condo so this is as close to a rooftop as i have

everyone say good girl bambi!!!!

#not shrimp #bambiposting

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shimp-simp · 8 months

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Caught an Escaped Budgie!

Already posted this on Reddit but I'll post here too.

I caught a budgie in New Jersey. She(?) had been seen flying around outside for about a month before I was able to catch her. I was able to find a cage for free and that is where she is living now. I have not had a bird before but I have tried my best to research what she needs and have provided that to the best of my ability.

She has been with me for about 2 weeks now. I have been trying some taming techniques (like placing my hand in the cage every day) but she has been pretty scared every time and trying to get as far from me as possible even when I am only changing her food or water at the front of the cage. I was wondering if anyone else has dealt with a similar situation and had any taming tips. I would really appreciate it!!:)

#not shrimp #birds #pets #budgie #parakeet #parrot #bird #birdblr #bird tag #budgies

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you-got-shrimped · 3 months

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Hello.

I am the shrimping blog. Tag me in posts that need notes and I WILL shrimp them in the replies 🦐🦐🦐

Common tags!:

#shrimp-posting - for posts about shrimp

#crustacean-posting - for posts about crustaceans such as lobsters and crabs

#important - for posts regarding important information on sea life

#not shrimp - for posts not about shrimp

#shrimp art - any art containing shrimp!

#shrimp asks - any asks I have recieved!

I am currently going through all of my posts and fixing/adding the appropriate tags, please bear with me 😅

Get Shrimped!!

#shrimp #shrimpblr #Get Shrimped!!#shrimp-posting #crustacean-posting #important #shrimp art #not shrimp #shrimp asks

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a-simple-shrimp · 10 months

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Shrimp of the Day Will Return Tomorrow

#not shrimp

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spitepenny · 1 year

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Once upon a time there was dirty kitten in a pretzel box

Six years later...

#kitten #catblr #petblr #glow up #not shrimp #my precious baby #zephyr

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jessepinwheel · 4 months

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I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

#maybe the true eldritch horror is the shrimp we met along the way

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icaruspendragon · 4 months

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babygirl i sit hunched in ways you’d never fuckin believe

#my husband took a photo of me googling definitions sitting in the corner like a rat #and i look like an honest to god shrimp #shrimp posture #how humbling

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badolmen · 4 months

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WARNING 18+

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#ra speaks #it’s a silly joke/pun dw #we stay silly :3 #edit:#woahg. that’s a lot of notes. hi everybody o/#10k. stop clenching your jaw and drink some water.#15k. eat some fresh fruit this week! I’m having kiwis tonight :]#20k. quit sitting like a shrimp it’s bad for your neck! sit up straight and do a little stretch every now and then #25k. I’m up at 2 AM but I’ll get to see the sunrise today :] if you can’t see that I hope you admire the sunset later today #30k. do something fun you haven’t done in a while. I haven’t drawn in months - I think I’ll paint a cat tomorrow :3

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gracethemace13 · 6 months

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It’s him….

It’s Shrimp who fries the rice…

#my artwork #art #furry #furry character #illustration #sfw furry #shrimp #shrimp fried rice

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monzterzack · 17 days

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animal biologist laios touden!

#dungeon meshi #laios touden #falin touden #marcille donato #chilchuk tims #delicious in dungeon #my art #fanart #he would eat the sea slugs and snails too #im sure he would raw taste shrimp as well

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shrimp-propaganda · 11 months

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this is a fish blog but i want to post my dog because she is the most beautiful and special girl in the whole world and i took a really nice picture of her the other day

this is my blog and i choose the content

#not shrimp #i promise this is still 99% a fish and or shrimp blog but i was feeling sad about some dogs on dogblr that are not doing well #so i am now posting my dog because she makes me happy #but also #this is my blog and what are you a cop #bambiposting

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shimp-simp · 7 months

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In honor of the new season here is my great british bake off fever dream:

“Welcome to the Great British Bake Off,” Noel says with a smile. The upbeat orchestral music plays over the bright green lawn. A couple of ducks wobble into a lake.

You and the other contestants make your way to the tent. You chat, walking in pairs. The woman you talk to is the oldest contestant this season. She probably won’t last two more episodes.

“It’s bread week for the bakers,” Noel’s voice booms. His outfit is the absence of color with a red graphic image. The other host is there. You are nervous. Bread is Paul’s specialty. He will be extra tough judging this week. His steely blue eyes can clock an under-proofed loaf from across the tent. The other judge, Prue, is dressed in geometric shapes and bright colors. She is excited to see what the contestants do next.

You stand behind your bench. The tent is cohesively decorated with bowls, flowers, and baked goods of complementary colors. You notice that some of the baked goods have grown mold. Noel smiles more at the front of the tent. You think he may have too many teeth. The other host says something. You laugh. It was funny. The man defined by where he lives laughs the hardest. He likes football.

It is the Signature challenge

Your bench is now clean with only gingham cloth covering the ingredients for the next challenge. Tentative but curious piano music plays.

“Your Technical challenge for today was set for you by Paul,” the short host says. “Any words of advice Paul?”

Paul doesn’t speak. His eyes are bloodshot. He points at you with an accusing finger and dread fills your body. The tent seems to fall away. You cannot see anything but his eyes, blue with pulsing red veins. You realize Paul hasn’t blinked since you entered the tent. A few drops of piss leak onto your trousers.

“Ah, very enlightening,” says the host. “Now, as always, the Technical challenge will be judged blind and we will now ask the judges to leave the tent.”

Paul Hollywood keeps his eyes and finger fixed on you as he walks backwards out of the tent with Prue. His legs seem to bend at odd angles.

Ignoring the judges, Noel says, “For your technical challenge today Paul has asked you to make a ham and cheese sandwich. It must include two slices of perfectly baked bread with perfect proportions of ham and cheese between the slices. You all have been given the exact same ingredients and a pared-down recipe. You have exactly 10 minutes. Bakers on your marks!”

“Get set!” says the other host.

“Bake!”

The contestants whir into motion. You look at the recipe. All it says is “Make sandwich.”

“I’ve actually never made a sandwich before.” One contestant says. You can’t remember her name. “I guess it’s just one of those things, you just don’t think about, innit?”

Time is called and only two people have finished

“Oh no!” You hear from the beautiful woman who always has perfect makeup. “I forgot my oven!” There is a gaping hole where her oven should be. Her bread has been sitting inside for 10 minutes.

It’s the Showstopper Challenge. The music score is pensive. It makes you uneasy. You can’t see any speakers. How long have you been hearing the score?

“Your Showstopper Challenge is to make bread from a colonized country and disappoint everyone from the country by not making it correctly. You have four and a half hours.”

All the bakers began to bake. You look around. Behind your station, Tommy steadies his bowl with one hand, whisks his mixture, and preps the vanilla beans. He is the young uni student who is doing surprisingly well.

The judges walk over to you. They say something to you. You can’t hear it. The music is too loud. You laugh as an answer. Paul still hasn’t blinked.

Prue asks, “And what flavors will you be using?”

You don’t know. You look down at the recipe you have been working on for a week. It's blank. You stammer, “Lemon,” but it comes out like a question. Paul looks at you. He hasn’t blinked.

“Are you sure you want to be usin’ lemon for this?” Terror strikes you like a lightning rod. That was the ultimate dismissal of technique and flavor. You soil yourself. You can no longer call yourself a baker. “Hm, seems like someone’s got a soggy bottom.”

#great british bake off #great british baking show #baking #not shrimp #paul hollywood #prue leith

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sleepy-bebby · 7 months

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