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biscuitfacegrey · 3 months

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y’all know I like me some “hermie does classic fanart style crush doodles in his spare time”

#diving headfirst into the sketchy artstyle #not because I’m lazy #but because it looks cool #trust #grey shut up #dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndads s2 #normal oak #dndads lincoln li wilson #lincoln wilson #dndads normal oak #hermie the unworthy #dndads hermie #oakworthy #dndads scary marlowe #scary marlowe

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moonlight-fawn · 8 months

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guess who didn’t get Noah kahan presale tickets. me 🥰 <3

#it’s a sign #I don’t need presale tickets because i won’t be going to the concert #because I’m gonna off #myself way before #every once in a while I remember that that was actually my news years resolution #and I still believe in it #god I’m so incompetent and socially pathetic it’s embarrassing #anyways #lmao this is why I didn’t want a job #not because I’m lazy #but because I knew I was going to do everything wrong and overthink everything and I knew my life will start crumbling again #jesus Christ I just wanna breath and have my head shut up #Noah kahan

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luxeslore · 2 months

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-> repost from my old blog cause i’ve been DILF crazy lately.

DILF!SIMON ???

truly an old, grumpy bastard. kidding. he’s a dilf without even being a dilf— which is so fucking frustrating because it forces you to imagine actually having his kids and watching him walk around with a chunky baby to bounce on his big, ink covered arm. he always tells you that all you have to do is say the word, and he’d be happy to oblige. to give you a happy baby and make up the warm, bubbly home he never had growing up. he’d put a pretty ring on your finger, too. everything and anything despite your age gap.

and god… is he making sure you fall right into his trap. he’s even at it early in the morning, lounging in the living room with nothing but his briefs on, thick thighs spread and just waiting for you to sit your soft warmth right on top of them. above the elastic waistband digging into his carved hips are those solid abs that reside under the bit of pudge he does have. your eyes trail all the way up, to his beefed up pecs and bulky scarred biceps, while he reads the morning paper and has a mug of tea without a care in the world.

“simon,” you don’t mean to say his name, honestly. it slips out with ease as it tends to, because you cant seem to wrap your head around how this metaphorical and literal mountain of a man is yours. it escapes you on instinct as your feet carry you to him, shuffling in your slippers until your knees bump into his own.

you’re falling into his lap with a kind of desperation that is so familiar to him. he knows— he always does. so a calloused hand squeezes your thigh while you press yourself into him and already begin placing kisses along the underside of his stubbly jaw. his adam’s apple bobs as he speaks.

“ready t’ take me up on that offer?”

#old blog was khonig teehee.#anyway #recycling things from the vault because i’m both too busy and lazy to write #***#simon riley x you #simon riley x reader #simon riley smut #simon ghost riley x you #simon ghost riley x reader #simon ghost riley smut #call of duty x you #call of duty x reader #call of duty smut #⌨️.luxe's writing

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lieutkenny · 5 months

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I’m rewatching Detective Conan again and low-key wish Kaitou Kid was also a victim of APTX 4869

#detco #kaitou kid #edogawa conan #dcmk #comic #this took three days to draw; because I’m lazy #yes this is from twilight

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yourlocalabomination · 4 months

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The darkness will spare my soul.

#PLEASE LOOK AT THE RUFFLES #PLEASE APPRECHIATE HOW LONG I SPENT ON THEM #actually please apprechiate all of this because I spent like 3/4 weeks on this bad boy #this piece reminded me why I’m lazy with most of my art because when I actually do detail properly it takes forever #also- idk how to do lighting I’m learning rn do don’t try and deep it too hard ok #anyway I’m out here shoving religious symbolism into my artwork oh look how original #I think grace would be dismayed at the fact this took 6 9 hours- a holy number #grace chasity #grace chastity npmd #grace chastity fanart #npmd #npmd starkid #starkid npmd #npmd fanart #nerdy prudes must die #starkid nerdy prudes must die #nerdy prudes must die fanart #starkid #starkid fanart #fanart starkid #team starkid #starkid productions #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield universe #fanart #my art

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ghost-luvr · 4 months

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Operation

based on/redraw of this comic cover ⬇️⬇️⬇️

#i didn’t add all the characters because i’m lazy #i kinda just wanted to draw rick restrained #wait who said that #rick and morty #rick sanchez #rick and morty comic #rick and morty fanart

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andminnequin · 2 months

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Ace’s robes card groovy

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meowthefluffy · 2 years

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Something something do you love the color of the sky

(based on this post) @zzoupz @writing-is-a-martial-art

#Twitblr #twitter blue #twitter tumblr #tumblrina #tumblr sexyman #tumblr mythology #mythology #tumblr #Twitter #comic #twitblr chronicles #twitblr divorce #This is the longest I have ever spent on anything #some else please dissect the details of this because I put a lot of time into them but I’m too lazy to explain

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spooksicl-e · 3 months

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sk8r boi john hamish watson i know that’s right‼️‼️

#sherlock @ co giving me what i need #my art #no @ because i’m lazy but please don’t steal or use without permission #art #fanart #fanartist #sherlock holmes #john watson #sherlock #sherlock and co.#sherlock & co.#sherlock and co #sherlock & co

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kingsdoodles · 11 months

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Finally like and am satisfied with this ganon (not all that different from my other drawings.) but it makes it easier for my brain to draw him now.

I also decided he needed a sand seal. A big ole guy named ghost to go with phantom. I imagine him being as spoiled as Patricia in the best of ways.

#totk #ganlink #loz au #I only draw link in my short hand for him because I’m lazy #all efforts only go to ganon right now #the brain rot is real

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battle-of-the-birds · 1 year

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i think it’s too late to save mourning dove but i think some good propaganda would be stupid dove nests

Omg I love stupid little dove nests 💜 also it’s not too late, the polls keep swinging back and forth so it’s possible it’ll swing back for the doves (they were in the lead this morning). Anyway, here’s a little collection of dove nests.

#I didn’t grab the photographers names this time because I’m lazy and it’s late #I might try and find them later and edit it in #not polls #propaganda

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ghcstao3 · 8 days

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because it’s still mermay i’m thinking about the alternative of siren!ghost where it’s much more similar to pirates of the caribbean

as in ghost is captured, locked in a box that doesn’t suit his size, carried onto land for the sole purpose of using him. the whole journey he curses himself for having gotten distracted by a sailor, one who looked regretful about hurting him before a net had wrapped itself tightly around ghost. no amount of shrieking, hissing, or thrashing gets him free.

soap, feeling guilty throughout, does all that he can to treat ghost with kindness. to give him something to cover himself with when the glass cage breaks and leaves him in open air. to help him walk when his scales melt away without water. to maybe aid him in escaping as soon as the opportunity arises.

soap learns the siren’s name—simon—and in turn simon offers forgiveness. speaks his name, johnny, and sends a shiver through him. they could run away together, soap begins to think.

but the crew is set on torturing simon. set on coaxing tears from him for their own gain. but simon wouldn’t cry. ghost would never cry for this.

he almost does, however, when soap is killed before his eyes—or so he thinks.

so he thinks, until soap, still severely injured but breathing, comes staggering back to untie simon from the post he’d been tied to, abandoned to burn to death in the sun, a last resort to bring him to tears.

they do run away, though not without their difficulties. they get back to the ocean eventually, though, finding a dinghy half-buried under sand but without holes, and sailing away. simon guides johnny through the waters, gets him food and scouts out land. it would be a long journey, but they would make it. they would both be free, together.

(of course, when they finally find suitable land, there’s a brief moment when soap believes that ghost would abandon him now, would return home—but he doesn’t. instead, ghost stays. they settle anonymously in a seaside town, in a small, isolated cabin on the water. this way, simon would never be away from the ocean, but he could still join soap on land, and explore a small part of a world far less cruel when no one knows what he is. they have their happily ever after.)

#cutting out the extra part because i’m lazy #so an abridged and modified version of the story instead #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #soapghost #ghostsoap #ghost x soap #ghoap #alternate universe

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candyheartedchy · 4 months

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Saw @rexscanonwife doing a self insert vs self image post and thought it would be fun to do one too! :D

#old pic because I’m too lazy to take another one rn lol #📷 my face 📷#self insert #self insert community #🎨 chy creations 🎨#💬 chy chatter 💬

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jiminy-crickets · 1 month

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This is HEARTBREAKING!!!! My heart is BROKEN, quinn, quinny, quinnifer, huggy, q-ball….. please this is not your cross the bear alone, please do NOT place all of the blame on yourself, PLEASE PLEASE

#quinn hughes #canucks lb #video of my screen because I’m too fucking lazy to get my screen rec working rn

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st4rrth0ughts · 9 days

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ever thought of training blade to be able to cum just from his nipples alone? i did😔 i wanna mess with his nipples and titties so bad that he just cums from it😔😔 in conclusion, i need to fuck blade

Nobu. I see you and your Blade loving ass (so real tho)

#dom male reader #dom reader #dom gn reader #sub character #sub honkai star rail #sub hsr #hsr smut #honkai star rail smut #hsr x reader #blade hsr #sub blade #fuck I left this in my drafts because I was lazy about the tags #I’m so sorry lmfao

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cowardlykrow · 2 months

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Owen → Cringe gays [affectionate] → Wife

[cowboy au]

#Dear google how draw wohuhman?#google how draw whamun #google wamnahamanan how?#Almost scrapped the second panel because its soo... so lazy...but i stayed strong even tho my eye is twitching #Saf #spies are forever #Cowboys are forever #art #fanart #Agent curt mega #Owen carvour #Tatiana Slozhno #Yee-hawen Carvour - Tat-yee-haw-na - and Curt... uh... curt yee??... Curt yee-meg-haw #anyway there we go - i promise i’m done with the cowboy stuff [for now]#at least posting it #Also me drawing/making clothes: how boring can i possibly make these... lets see #why is a brit and a russian even out here being cowboys? we'll never know #I should have drawn curt with a head shot as well because i really need to do him some justice but to late now!#Cowboys your spies #i realized all my “fan-oc”’s[which i said i don’t really do] are animals - Chat am I cringe/hj

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