freak Alpha (Avatar AU)

While I do think anon was rude, I do think it's pretty shitty to set up all this stuff you were going to add the au and then just drop it. It's disappointing. Definitely unfollowing.

Bye.

still hesitating abt joining [because how the hell do I draw a dazai] but more seriously, everyone's entry are so pretty

bbg drawing dazai is soooo easy trust🙏🏼 he's literally the autism creature with a black wig. observe

perfect replica

Silly DiluVen Fic I Want to Read

That feeling when Jean shows up at your bar with your two-inch-tall fairy archon in the palm of her hands because apparently he's sick??? (Mona, please scry, can cat scratch fever actually kill someone--)

And apparently the Knights of Favonius Headquarters is not an acceptable place for him to recuperate because Klee exists? ("Hmph, a fair point. Kaeya is there too." "Wowwww.")

So the only reasonable alternative is to keep him at the Dawn Winery??? (Is this actually reasonable? Diluc doesn't think so, but then again he also thought a four-year-long murder spree was reasonable, so he is, perhaps, not the best of judges.)

Or: Google doesn't exist in Teyvat anymore, so Diluc just spends a week searching for cures and experiencing exponentially-increasing stress levels, because archons aren't supposed to get sick, they're definitely not supposed to turn into handkerchiefs with delusions of grandeur, and it turns out that it is much, much harder to keep comatose fairies out of trouble than anyone could ever have imagined.

(Also known as: "What do you mean you LOST him--" + "Lisa, what do wind sprites even eat--" + "My archon cannot be this cute" + "Is that our god in your pocket or are you just happy to see me" + "Die" + "I assure you, this is a doll. I just like dolls now. Please stop asking questions." + "This is weird" [builds a pillow nest anyway] + Of course he gets the human body back on the one night I cradled him in my arms--)

Sualne: ofc they know each other, otherwise it'd be too sad

Also Sualne: Makes Ace suffer alone

Btwww it's not a hate comment or anything I just found it very funny, the duality of Sualne ✨️✨️✨️

ace IS a very sad character! :'D he says something in his light novel (that i havent read but really need to (law's too)) about how he probably would've killed himself if it hadn't been for sabo and luffy, im forcing him to survive till he can meet luffy in the au, but i have to keep that passive suicidality of his in there! ace even in canon was not doing fine at all!!

the duality of sualne, lol, i havent even started the angst yet.

here a lil ace ive drawn for concepts art and planning reasons:

Lan Xichen giving advice : Do not pursue homoerotic friendships; He deceived everyone around him, killed my best friend, manipulated me, stole sect secrets, stole the stygian tiger seal, exploited it & basically unleashed chaos to the world.

The Lan disciples : zewu .. jun?

Lan Xichen, calm as ever, sips tea : Yes?

Baby Legend stared a little too hard in the mirror and got dysphoric 😭

A little sketch of Alfon and Legend bc we were talking about them the other day. This is post ALTTP, Legend is about 13.

These two belong to @ageless-soul-au, pls don't tag any other AUs!

I just want to know, what do the Pokémon eat besides berries and bag goodies?

(Idk what the bag foods called HELP—)

Pokemon have a much wider variety of things they eat in The Present is a Gift than what we see in the games— though berries, apples, seeds, and gummies are still important foods! As a rule of thumb, I like to say that they can eat most IRL vegetarian dishes. There’s a plethora of things in the PMD world that replace most “animal” products— stuff like special plants, mushrooms, fruits, and vegetables— so they’re not limited strictly to vegan cuisine, but they’re not going to go around eating omelettes or anything like that. And there's no meat going into anyone's dinner because cannibalism is cringe, y'all.

For a fun bit of bonus info: Dusknoir is the best cook out of the crew, and Celebi is the absolute worst. Darkrai is pretty close to Dusknoir in skill once he learns how to cook, but he’s not comfortable without a recipe to follow, while Dusknoir is constantly tinkering with his favorites. Kip and Twig are next— Kip has a handful of basic recipes memorized, and Twig has a single recipe she came up with for spicy vegetable and berry skewers that she whips out whenever needed. Grovyle isn’t a skilled cook by any means, but he doesn’t put compost in dishes like Celebi does, at least, so he’s safe from being at the bottom of the tier list. For now.

Enjoy these two snippets of Celebi being chaotic in the kitchen:

Listen I don’t wanna be that type of person that spreads negativity or affects you and your life negatively but it has to be said. You reply sasily to a lot of readers who are doing nothing more than asking simply when you will be able to update the next chapter of mh. It’s been three months since the last updat. I think that’s a good enough reason for readers to ask. And just bcz people ask doesn’t mean you have to be rude thinking you’re doing smth with your sassy replies. And everyone who says its ok mimi needs to stop kissing your ass. As readers we have a right to ask a simple question which causes no one any harm. And you as the writer have the right to take your time off for whatever you need. But there is no reason for you to be acting like that. Grow up and stop thinking you’re some untouchable god.

You see sassy replies, I see bunch of asks with zero empathy. I deleted and blocked the worst ones right away but I get many (way worse) asks like this:

After being away for days, this type of asks are the last thing any author wants to read. I’m sorry but you’re delusional if you believe the asks I’m getting are just simply asking about updates. It’s way more than that.

Yes, I chose a medium ask that could be considered okay for some, but it is not okay for me. Especially after I’ve been open about my struggles and life. It is not something I have a full control of.

And everyone who keeps being pressuring just needs to chill out and close this app. Read the story after it’s done or don’t at all.

I gotta live my life. So go live yours and grow up 🙂

i hate when grown adults speak on teen shit or kid shit!! like girl we dont care that you grew up a diff way then kids do now,and i hate when adults bash on kids or try to insert themselves into shit thats not for they age group.

How to Draw: ✨Anderplant✨

My current job I work on average 5.5 hours a day and you know what? I think that's the perfect amount of time to work. I have plenty of time for my hobbies while also staying on top of the housework and I'd probably have time for a social life if I wanted one (I don't lmao I'm happy just chilling on tumblr), but having a job also gives me structure and a feeling of contributing to society. I think everyone should have a work week that looks like mine. 9-5 5 days a week/grind culture is bullshit and it's tragic that it's become the accepted standard pretty much worldwide.

raksura for the ask meme?

YAY

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most) moon was designed in a lab to appeal to me personally, so. it's about the trust issues!

scrunkly (my "baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped) the sky copper clutch!! traumatized children imprinting on a guy with baby fever is usually what i go to fanfic for so to have it right there in canon? incredible. i love all of frost's little tantrums and idk, just the way that she claims moon as her family in a way that has nothing to do with court politics? she's like, we're your clutch, obviously. and this is our court because it's your court, and all the other jabronis who live here are on thin ice. she's ready to throw down with moon's wife/the government at all hours of the day and she's like six years old. i love that moon has that energy in his life even though he personally is pretty confused and exhausted by it lol.

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave) it's hard out here for an ember stan because he is in so few scenes relative to the space he occupies in my psyche! i need 5000% more interactions between him and moon. him and stone. him and shade. him and river. him and the teachers. him and the clutches. him and jade and balm and chime. oh my god him and malachite? him and celadon? him and delin??

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week) niran. i'm always up for a "longsuffering ship captain resigns himself to another restless night of hearing gigantic shapeshifters with incredible stamina fuck nasty on the roof of his cabin" moment. technically i have never been in that exact situation, but i feel like i can relate.

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave) river who is CLASSIC poor little meow meow territory like yes his whole personality is being a grade A asshole and sure he tries to kill my blorbo a few times, but once you get to know him he's so sad and pathetic that i'm kind of like okay where can i sign up to defend him from the largely factual aspersions of his dozens of quite frankly justified haters? he'd hate that. the good shit 👌

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason) stone. every time he crankily says "why did i ever reproduce" upon finding himself entangled in yet another ridiculous clusterfuck thanks to one of his hundreds of idiot great-great-great-great-great grandchildren, an angel gets its wings. he's depressed and antisocial but he can't totally check out because he has to mediate relationship issues between his dumbass relatives. love that for him.

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell) malachite but specifically because malachite would not be scared of superhell. she'd skulk around being invisible, maybe fuck some shit up if she felt like it, and leave when she got bored. she probably makes it like. opal night's sister city or something. and nobody in the court is at all phased. yeah that's our reigning queen who recently got back from vacation in superhell. she does that. she says it's relaxing.

thankful to have a body but God why did it have to be this one

i miss going to school because i always knew everybody's business but nobody knew mine due to being a huge loser. & it ruled

Cis Sonic is just Trans Sonic who passes way too well and gives everyone gender envy.

they all think sonic is the token cis friend when in reality he just started transitioning before he met any of them and never showed any obvious sign of being trans so they never noticed. and they also never said anything that would imply they think hes cis so the confusion is never cleared up